#3tumors

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So this is very niche but.

Shi Wudu and Ling Wen try to seduce Pei Ming for years. Seperately and as a team. Pei Ming remains completely oblivious to this. Each attempt fails. Notable highlights include Ling Wen writing seductive poetry about Pei Ming's sword, Shi Wudu putting on a sexy dress,...

One day, Pei Ming comes back from a mission and he seems kind of shellshocked. Shi Wudu and Ling Wen are his friends, first and foremost, so they get him drunk as friends do and ask what happened. The mission went fine, it turns out. But on the way back, Pei Ming ran into this couple. Pei Ming stops there and a furious blush takes over his face. At this point, Shi Wudu and Ling Wen reach for each other's hand. Fingers linked tightly, they inquire, and then what?

They seduced him. They seduced him right into their bed. With shitty porn literature and cheap roleplay!

Ling Wen burns her quills, Shi Wudu sequesters himself into his house. They insist they are not upset about anything. Shi Qingxuan eventually manages to drag Ling Wen over to Shi Wudu, so they can drown their regrets together. He hates seeing Shi Wudu lonely and being forced to stay at his side 24/7 -- Shi Wudu is opinionated on everything. Shi Qingxuan loves him but there's a limit to how much 'good advice', Shi Qingxuan can take. Shi Qingxuan also guards them from Pei Ming. The threats are vivid and strangely imaginative.

Sad, hurt and a great deal confused, Pei Ming descends to vent to his new friends. Somewhere on Su Xiyan's hidden spiritual mountain, lounging in a bubble bath Tianlang Jun laughs out loud. My good friend, he says, they are jealous. Su Xiyan feeds Tianlang Jun another strawberry grape and adds, heartbroken that their precious cabbage has been dug up by two scoundrels. Pei Ming is doubtful. Which of course leads to poor Zhuzhi Lang being forced to speed create a whole conspiracy board while Tianlang Jun explains his grand theory of "your two hot friends want to do the horizontal tango with you' with commentary by Su Xiyan.

Huh, says Pei Ming.

[benevolenterrancy]

I am both so sorry and so delighted to have given you OHSHC/TGCF brain worms it’s literally the best thing ever though!!!

It is seriously haunting me at the moment, I can't stop finding the premise absolutely hilarious... here, have some Three Tumours

au notes:

Ling Wen doesn't like wearing dresses and uses the boys' uniform instead. For this reason she's often mistaken for a boy which drives her nuts. She's been accused of doing this for clout or preferential treatment.

Ling Wen is the president of the Computer Sciences Club and manages the school's monstrous group chat server. It is hell. She secretly can't wait to graduate because everyone else refuses to learn how to run it and she knows it'll go down in the flames the second she's out the door

Pei Ming is a certified Jock™ and tries to convince his friends to join him on a sports team -- any sports team! -- every year. Hasn't happened yet but he's persistent

(Pei Ming eventually learns that Xie Lian is a Secret Jock and begins a dedicated campaign to pilfer him from the Host Club; Hua Cheng is Not Fucking Amused)

Shi Wudu is easily the richest student in this school of rich kids and is not above throwing his wealth around to get what he wants. This earns him the less than affection nickname of "Tyrant"

He Xuan applied for this school and got through its entrance exams specifically to ruin Shi Wudu's life. No one knows this (or why he's so set on it) except Hua Cheng who thinks it's hilarious

There's a sign outside the compsci club door that says "Palace of Ling Wen". No matter how often she takes this down, one of her compsci minions will put up another of increasingly elaborate design (everyone at this school has money to burn and time to kill)

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[ge]

do you like any tgcf pairings besides hualian?

i like beefleaf.... and yin yu/quan yi zhen.... hm i think thats it..OH and i like the 3tumors ot3!!

[danmeiconfessions]

The complaints about MXTX's female characters are complete bull, Ling Wen is the most competent out of the 3tumors, she engineered the demise of her sexist boss, she did some evil shits and got off pretty much scott free, literally a feminist icon. Liu mingyan is the most talented and competent disciple after the MC. People are obsessed with JYL because she managed to get married and have a baby. People are mad MXTX killed her and made all their happy in-laws AU with the Lans and the Jins fake

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[danmeiconfessions]

I'm probably the only one who doesn't get the 3zun and 3tumor comparison. They're nothing similar except they're a group made up of 3 persons. 3zun is made up by the main villain, two side characters who have no storyline of their own and whose characterization is largely reflected in their relationships with jgy and each other. In comparison, all 3 characters in the 3tumor have their own subplots that are not related to the other two.

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