#3pengland

[3phetaliaverse]

3p!Hetalia (Axis+Allies) Sexualites!

Chris Jones---> Pansexual

William Matthews---> Demisexual

Perseus Kirkland---> Homoflexible

Theodore Bonnefoy---> Bisexual

Ian Braginsky---> Homosexual

Zao Wang---> Polysexual

Francesco Vargas---> Bisexual

Reinhardt Beilschmidt---> Homoflexible

Riku Honda---> Ace Bisexual

Alessandro Vargas---> Demisexual

Carlos Carriedo Fernández---> Pansexual

Julian Eldelstein---> Bisexual

Kaiser Beilschmidt---> Homosexual

[3phetaliaverse]

3p!Allies/Axis as things me and my friends have said

cyes i have friends, and yes they are real life people

Chris.F.Jones: BLOOD. IS. FUNKY

William Matthews: No foots!

Perseus Kirkland: Go away you cottenheaded ninnymuggins

Theodore Bonnefoy: GOOD DAY MADAM

Ian Braginsky: Hey, hey, hey I just saw,,,a real life,,,carpet!

Zao Wang: STOP TRYING TO SET THE HOSPITAL ON FIRE! YOU ALREADY THREW THE PHONE TO CALL THE POLICE AWAY!

Francesco Vargas: uh oh spagettio

Reinhardt Beilschmidt: My bones quiver in excitement

Riku Honda: Listen here you leg fucker,

Alessandro Vargas: No problem my dude. I’m just following the chivalry code.

Carlos Fernández Carriedo: I cry tears of lemonande 

Kaiser Beilschmidt: Boobs=Moons now????

Julian Edelstein: Sugar we can’t curse

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extra

Chris, after Wiliam insulted his outfit of the day: I’m taller then you, you cuntmuffin

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Reinhardt: heyyyyyy you guys doing anything during spring break?

Riku: I’m going to sleep

Francesco: I’m going to somewhere in France

Alessandro: I’m going to hang myself

Carlos: wait no-