#3pPrussia

[3phetaliaverse]

3p!Hetalia (Axis+Allies) Sexualites!

Chris Jones---> Pansexual

William Matthews---> Demisexual

Perseus Kirkland---> Homoflexible

Theodore Bonnefoy---> Bisexual

Ian Braginsky---> Homosexual

Zao Wang---> Polysexual

Francesco Vargas---> Bisexual

Reinhardt Beilschmidt---> Homoflexible

Riku Honda---> Ace Bisexual

Alessandro Vargas---> Demisexual

Carlos Carriedo Fernández---> Pansexual

Julian Eldelstein---> Bisexual

Kaiser Beilschmidt---> Homosexual

[3phetaliaverse]

3p!Axis Physical Description HeadCannon’s

this is going to be long

Francesco Vargas (3p!North Italy)

he’s tall in a sense (5″11″)

a lean frame (built similar to a ballerinas)

darkly tanned skin like his 2p’s but it has patches of paler tan on him, one on his right eye and takes the whole space, a couple on his arms that are around 2-3 inches each, some on his torso that are larger (6 inches wide), and some on his legs that are around 2-3 inches wide

wispy platinum blonde hair that’s short and curly

icy blue eyes

smiles that know things that you don’t

very very graceful, steps are light, he makes a good thief

light bags  under his eyes

scars on his torso from when 3p!Rome (Octavius, he’s a jerk and i hate him) got his hands on him for a while

his curl does exist,,,same thing as his first/second players

Reinhardt  Beilschmidt (3p!Germany)

taller then Francesco but only by a couple of inches (6″2′)

built like 1p!Germany but less muscular

fair snowy skin with freckles on his forehead

midnight blue/black curly hair similar to some of 2p!Germany’s (Lutz) designs

dark amber eyes

soft cute amazing smiles that make it seem that he doesn’t know if he’s allowed to smile

clumsy with his hands but somewhat balanced in walking

scars from fights with his brother, Kaiser (3p!Prussia)

no bags under his eyes

he’s so pure i love him so much

Riku Honda (3p!Japan)

short (5″3′)

lean figure like Francesco but a bit more muscular

macaroon cream toned skin

pitch black really long hair, usually up in high ponytail

his hairs straight but he ain’t

periwinkle colored eyes

really cute smiles

athletic in multiple ways, hasn’t tripped in a long time (unless Zao trips him)

scars on his back from “Little Boy” and “Fat Man”. Chris feels really guilty whenever he catches glimpse of them and wishes he got their in time. Riku forgives him though.

dark bags under his eyes

he’s a loveable kitten

Alessandro Vargas (3p!South.Italy/Romano)\

oh boi he’s my favorite character, i love him so much fjkajdkljafkdj a i would die for him+a couple others

tallllll (6″8′) 

hunky muscular figure

skin tone similar to Francescos with the same patches of lighter skin on him, just his are more on his torso. 

chocolate/dark umber hair mix similar to the 2p!South.Italy’s hairstyle

pale emerald eye color with shards of darker emerald in them

doesn’t smile much, but when he opens up and rambles absently about something his eyes light up and he wears a crooked smile that looks adorable and hot at the same time??? it’s worth to see.

more balanced then Zao, due to Octavius’s strict “training”

so many scars, this poor man has been through enough

he’s missing his left eye and a right thumb because of Octavius’s drunken rages

he has a slash across his nose due to the same reason, and missing his entire left leg after it got caught under a building (long story)

has a lot more scars on his back from severe beatings, and a lot on his arms ‘cause of self harm. 

he needs all the love he can get

bags under his eyes heavier then my sins

curl exists just like his first/second players

Carlos Fernández Carriedo (3p!Spain)

can’t spell Spain without pain

tall but when he’s next to Alessandro he looks short (6″0′)

scrawny yet a bit muscular figure

he has dat ass

dark olive skin tone

he has permanent dirty blonde hair in a similar style to 1p!Spains but his hair colors actually dark hickory

the only reason he has dirty blonde hair is because of a drunken mistake with the BTT

teal/cyan eyes with hearts in them

a lot of burns due to him around with his “power”/magic/curse

wears gloves like Elsa, except these are everything-proof

no bags under his eyes

grumpy yet happy ray of sunshine

Julian Edelstein (3p!Austria)

he and Perceus hate each other because both have egos bigger then the earth

average height for a Male Austrian (5″11′)

very skinny figure

medium blonde hair that’s in the style like 1p!Austrias just a bit longer

snowy white skin with flecks of a pale orange on them

heather toned eyes

some scars from wars but they’re real faded now

no bags under his eyes because a king gets his sleep

Mean dudebut i love him

Kaiser Beilschmidt (3p!Prussia)

This boi

smol angry ball (he’s 4″11″ ahhaakhhahahh he hates that he is)

a bit chubby figure that makes hugging him (assuming that he lets you touch him in the first place) adorable

skin tone similar to 1p!Prussia’s 

really pale platinum blonde hair with faint streaks of blue in them (the same event that led to Carlos having permanent blonde hair led him to have cyan blue hair for a month, and Theodore having pink tips for three months)

some scars from fights with Reinhardt

huge bags under his eyes

[3phetaliaverse]

3p!Allies/Axis as things me and my friends have said

cyes i have friends, and yes they are real life people

Chris.F.Jones: BLOOD. IS. FUNKY

William Matthews: No foots!

Perseus Kirkland: Go away you cottenheaded ninnymuggins

Theodore Bonnefoy: GOOD DAY MADAM

Ian Braginsky: Hey, hey, hey I just saw,,,a real life,,,carpet!

Zao Wang: STOP TRYING TO SET THE HOSPITAL ON FIRE! YOU ALREADY THREW THE PHONE TO CALL THE POLICE AWAY!

Francesco Vargas: uh oh spagettio

Reinhardt Beilschmidt: My bones quiver in excitement

Riku Honda: Listen here you leg fucker,

Alessandro Vargas: No problem my dude. I’m just following the chivalry code.

Carlos Fernández Carriedo: I cry tears of lemonande 

Kaiser Beilschmidt: Boobs=Moons now????

Julian Edelstein: Sugar we can’t curse

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extra

Chris, after Wiliam insulted his outfit of the day: I’m taller then you, you cuntmuffin

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Reinhardt: heyyyyyy you guys doing anything during spring break?

Riku: I’m going to sleep

Francesco: I’m going to somewhere in France

Alessandro: I’m going to hang myself

Carlos: wait no-