#3318

[sleepsucks]

[thewertsearch]

GG: yaaaaaay!!! GA: Youll Need Somewhere To Keep Them While They Grow

Vriska would approve.

Also, I hope that water's fresh.

GG: so what is the actual purpose of all this breeding? GG: am i trying to make one really special frog with just the right genetic code or something? GG: sort of like the ULTIMATE FROG :O GA: Actually GA: Yes GA: Thats Exactly What Youre Doing […] GA: Your Objective Is To Breed The Genesis Frog

The Genesis Frog - a phrase I’m willing to bet is capitalized even without Kanaya’s quirk - would fit right in with Bilious Slick's other titles.

I think Jade's literally trying to create Slick, or an iteration of him, and that deriving his genome is crucial to the session's endgame. He's been haunting us for thousands of pages, and his importance is nothing less than absolute.

GA: You Cant Complete The Game Without Doing So GA: Your Entire Mission Depends On Breeding Him

Finally.

Come on, Kanaya, play ball with me here.

What is the purpose of Bilious Slick, the Genesis Frog?

GG: what do we do after i make this big god froggy? GG: does it have something to do with the new universe we create? GA: Most Certainly

...oh my fucking god.

Oh my FUCKING god.

She's deadass, isn't she? She's not being figurative, allegorical or metaphorical. Kanaya is literally saying that if you zoom out far enough from a universe, you'll see Bilious Slick's beady eyes staring back at you. The true shape of reality is a thing that croaks.

This is why Derse hates him. He's a symbol of Player victory, and Derse's entire raison d'etre is to oppose the Players. The amphibian civil war was signalling the opposing Carapacian attitudes to the creation of a universe.

This is why Aradia associates Slick with probability. He contains all possibilities because he's made of Paradox Space.

This is why Vriska was so surprised that John found one in his Land. Creating frogs is an endgame quest, and her own Space Player took weeks to make progress in cloning them.

The Forge hasn't even entered yet, and John's already holding one of the ancestors of his nascent universe.

And this the answer to the Great Frog Riddle. It's why Slick stands at the peak of every Sburb Temple - because he is its genesis, its purpose and its prize.

Bilious Slick is more than a god – he’s a space for gods to fill.

It's shit like this that makes Homestuck my favorite webcomic of all. The Ultimate Reward - the grand prize of reality's great game - is a fucking frog.

[pitconfirm]

have max and lance ever interacted???

yes!! i don't know how close they are but they‘ve definitely been friendly with each other through the years:

[lawsanhs]

George and lance lore this, george and Lance lore that. Okay??? How about max and lance lore? What do you mean theyre in florida winter series together? How long have they truly known each other? So many questions

[chierry]

For Rarepair Week Day 2 - Hurt/Comfort!

bad: breaking our nose

excellent: sweaty man tits. i mean uh. having a friend that can fix it :)

[yarrayora]

OH NO WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE SHARE THE SAME TASTE IN MEN (bulliable himbos)

[lovelyextreme]

[honjitsuno1mai]

#3318 ＠ 埼玉県和光市白子

[tippysattic]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: McCalls Misses Petite Unlined Jacket and Pants Sewing Pattern.

[sakotty]

SIGNAL

[vanillastopbath]

3318 Chicago, IL 01/31/2023

[starlightsigner]

the fact that I get NO gay playlists when I search 8059 in spotify is a travesty and we should all be ashamed of ourselves

[fulcrvm]

WRAPPED 2023!!!!!!!

[usafphantom2]

B-25D Mitchell 43-3318 by David ilott Via Flickr: Fighter Collection's B-25D Mitchell 43-3318/G-BYDR painted as KL161/VO "Grumpy" at Old Warden in August 1990.

[siderods]

Bonnie & Connie - 3318

Bonnie reversed into the workshop slowly. He was tired, and his cylinder was still killing him. Beside him, he heard a strange noise. He looked over to see a little black box on wheels, humming with electricity. "My god does this place needs a switcher, did someone just drop a scale test car here for the kicks of it?" To his surprise, the box clicked, and then started to "speak", but it wasn't in its own voice. "No scale test car here, Mi Amigo." Bonnie was confused. The box started in a low, deep voice before repeating a recording of his own words back at him, then punctuated by a heavy Spanish accent. The box continued. "I am Three. Three. One. Eight." That was said in a computerized voice, before it continued in the voice of a shop worker. "Yeah, I rigged it up to record some of the sounds from around the shop and be able to mix them together. Figured if there's any life left in the thing, it at least deserves a voice." Bonnie was slightly impressed, but his aching cylinder killed any chance of him showing it. "Great, now i'm not even going to have any privacy while i'm here." "Skill. Issue." And the box buzzzed off, leaving Bonnie even more annoyed than before.