#300 start-ups have already been established here.

[steddieas-shegoes]

love confessions in line

Another stupid little thing because I’m in the car and bored. It’s not edited or really anything much beyond just putting these boys in love in situations.

Rated t | tags: love confessions, established relationship, robin being so fed up with them

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“Why do we have to be here so early? My dinner hasn’t even digested properly yet,” Robin complained.

And, okay. It was cold and there were a lot of people standing in line outside of the only Walmart carrying the very specific guitar amp Eddie wanted. He’d called every Walmart in Indiana. Multiple times.

But he had to go all out for Christmas this year. Eddie had already said he’d gotten Steve something he’ll never outdo, never even believe. Obviously, that meant Steve had to do better than the Metallica hoodie that was stashed in his closet for the last four months.

“It’ll be worth it. There’s hardly anyone in line ahead of us and if we go straight to the electronics in the back—“

“You mean where everyone is going?” Robin interrupted, folding her arms across her chest.

Steve sighed.

“Yeah, well. I’ll run. It’ll be fine. I doubt anyone else here is interested in a guitar amp.”

As if the words ‘guitar amp’ were magic, someone who looked a lot like Eddie walked up to one of the security officers standing by the front doors.

Robin noticed at the same time as him.

“Is that…?”

“It can’t be. He said he was going fishing with Wayne in the morning and didn’t wanna end up stuck in crowds shopping,” Steve said.

But then the man turned back to the line.

“Steve?” Eddie yelled, eyes going wide when he realized Steve and Robin were there.

“Uh.”

“Um.”

“I thought you guys were going to Indy for this!” Eddie smiled as he walked up to them. “I don’t think this store will have what you’re lookin’ for.”

Steve panicked. There’s only one thing Eddie could be here for. He could go anywhere else. He could have stayed in Hawkins for that matter.

“Uh. Just wanted a change of scenery.”

Eddie’s brows furrowed as his smile fell slightly.

“O…kay. Well, I’ve got an amp to buy so I guess we’re all in this together now.”

Steve ignored Robin’s snort and mumbling.

Eddie glanced over at her with a questioning face.

“You two are unbelievable. Truly.”

“What? Why?” Eddie asked, genuinely curious.

His finger traced along the back of Steve’s hand subtly, out of sight of the people behind them in line.

“I.” Steve sighed.

Oh well. Maybe he could just try to get concert tickets the next time Ozzy came to Chicago.

“I was gonna get the amp for you for Christmas. I’ve been planning it for weeks,” Steve said, looking down at the ground.

Eddie was surprisingly quiet.

Absolutely no response.

After a full minute, Steve made eye contact with him.

He had tears building in his eyes and Steve felt himself start to tear up, too.

“You were?” Eddie choked out. “But this is-“

“The only place selling it on sale in the state, yeah.”

Robin was grumbling to herself again, but neither of them were paying attention anymore.

“How did you even know?” Eddie asked after a deep, calming breath.

“You mentioned it last month after a gig. Said you needed a new one anyways and this was top of the line or something. That a lot of the bands you like were switching to this kind for studio recording or whatever because of the…crisp? Sound? And then when no one else was selling it at all, I had to call around the Walmarts to see who had it on sale because $300 is a lot of money, Eds, and I wish I could afford that, but I don’t really have that lying around after paying for school and rent so when this place finally said they’d have it for $100, I made Robin promise to come with me since you’d be busy. And I guess you’re not that busy, but. I needed to do my best to get it.”

Eddie’s smile grew the longer Steve rambled. Robin was already walking away, probably back to Steve’s car, halfway through his speech.

“I love you.”

Steve’s jaw dropped in shock.

They’d been saying it in every way except this way for months, nearly a year, really.

It started as Steve taking care of Eddie when everyone else was busy taking care of the Upside Down.

It kept going as Steve was the one listening to Eddie slowly pick the guitar back up, working through the crying about his fingers not working right or his arm getting tired too quickly.

And then five months ago, Steve kissed him.

Took the plunge and kissed him.

They’d done everything together since. They’d become boyfriends. They came out to their group, together, always together.

And now, in a Walmart parking lot during the busiest shopping day of the year, Eddie was telling Steve he loved him.

“Because of the amp?” Steve asked, hesitant.

Eddie knew what he was really asking.

Because I’m buying you something nice?

“No, sweetheart. Because you listen to me. You know what makes me happy. You’re doing something for me that no one else would have even bothered to try to do.” Eddie laughed. “I have never wanted to kiss you as much as I want to right now.”

“Not even that time I wore a crop top and your boxers?”

Eddie groaned. “That was an outlier. You know how that affected me.”

“Oh, I sure do,” Steve smirked. “Too bad we’re in public.”

“The doors open in an hour right?” Eddie asked, checking his watch.

“Yep.”

“And then you have to take Robin to her parent’s house?”

“Probably should.”

“And then what?” Eddie asked, already knowing exactly what.

“And then I’ll come to the trailer and I’ll walk right to your room and hopefully-“ Steve cut himself off to whisper the next part. “You’ll be naked.”

Eddie’s brows raised. “You want me naked? What about Wayne being home?”

“Wayne’s been sleeping with ear plugs for months now. Can’t hear a thing,” Steve pats Eddie’s blushing cheek. “Said he didn’t need to hear what his nephew got up to.”

“We really should just move my stuff into your new place,” Eddie suggested for the fifth time in as many days.

Steve wasn’t opposed at all.

In fact, he’d planned on asking him to move in once he got more settled.

But.

“Wayne wanted another Christmas with you at home, baby. He won’t say it, but when I brought up you moving in with me, I thought he was actually gonna cry.”

“Yeah, yeah. With this new amp, he’ll change his mind.”

“What makes you think you get this amp before Christmas?” Steve put his hands on his hips.

“Because now I know you’re getting it!”

“Uh-huh. And it’s getting wrapped with your other gift to be opened on Christmas morning. No early gifts on my watch.”

“Steeeeeeve. Please! I could use it at our show next week!”

Steve shook his head. “Your amp works fine. Christmas is only a month from now.”

“You’re getting revenge on me,” Eddie pouted.

“Revenge for what?” Steve snorted.

“You know what.”

Steve did. He felt his cheeks and neck heat up with a blush.

“Fine. Yes. Maybe it’s a little bit revenge.”

Eddie huffed, but didn’t argue further.

“You know I love you, too, right?” Steve whispered.

And Eddie forgot about everything else except the way Steve was looking at him, like he needed Eddie to understand how much he loved him.

“Yeah, sweetheart. I do.”

———————

Three days later, Steve set the amp up in the second bedroom of his rented house.

When Eddie came over, he pushed him into the room and wrapped his arms around his waist.

“You can play it here, but I’m still wrapping it up for Christmas and you aren’t allowed to bring it to shows until after. Okay?”

Eddie was bouncing on his toes and squeezing Steve’s hands so hard he was losing feeling.

“Okay! Thank you, thank you! I love you! Thank you!”

Eddie smacked a kiss on Steve’s cheek before pulling away and running to the amp.

“You need your guitar, honey,” Steve laughed.

“Right!” Eddie ran from the room to grab his guitar from his van.

Steve shook his head, but couldn’t help his fond smile as the front door banged open.

[jinkicake]

inappropriate affairs

Inappropriate places he likes to fuck you. 

Itto, Ayato, Thoma, Tighnari x Reader

A/N: I apologize in advance, this is not nearly as smutty as I wanted it to be. It takes me like 300 words to set up the scene and then I end up getting too lazy to finish it looooollllll,,, i’ll do better i promise (honestly this is not the first tighnari smut ive written.... i have an old draft from when he first came out where he chases you and then fucks you teehee)

WC - 2.3kish

SMUT // NSFW ((reader w a pussy))

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Arataki Itto

“Itto, I swear to every archon that I will kick your ass.” Despite your threats, Itto continues to run his large hands along your sides. There’s a heavy grin spread across his lips as he cups your hip and brings you between his spread thighs. You tightly grip the bars of your cell but your strength is no match for an oni’s. 

Yes, a cell since Itto landed the two of you in jail again.

“Easy there,” He laughs loudly, shoulders shaking as his head tilts back against the stone wall of the empty establishment. Ushi moos loudly outside the window, no doubt spilling where every and any exit is to escape from. “don’t be mad at me, pretty-”

You forcefully slap his hand away, swatting at his wrist with a wave of anger that rivals the electricity cracking above from the clouds. 

“Ushi, go stay with Kuki.” You whisper yell through the open window covered with bars that you can’t fit through. The cow gives you a determined nod before wandering off to where the rest of the gang must be. You would also be there if Itto had kept his hands to himself. “We are here because you couldn’t keep your dick in your pants, you understand that, right?” Itto nods eagerly and you can tell that he isn’t listening to a word you are saying. He’s staring intensely at you, more specifically at your arms crossed over your chest. If only the leader would have been staring at the officials in front of you instead of your ass then neither of you would have been caught and placed in this predicament. 

It’s hard to remain angry as you glare at your boyfriend, you have some sort of idea about what it’s like being distracted by obscene clothing. But, your shorts are nothing compared to his bare abdomen on display every single day. Even now, you find it difficult not to let your eyes drop to his defined muscles and the large tent forming in his pants. 

“If we fuck right now, you better stay quiet.” Just like all of your threats to the oni, this one went completely in one ear and out the either. 

“Archons, Itto, shut up!” You screech as the large man plows you from behind. Your grip on the iron bars of the cell starts to falter as his thick cock penetrates deep into your cunt. It’s a miracle that you can even stand up straight with the way your legs are shaking. Itto is in his own world as loud moans spill past his lips and ricochet off the walls. Like all things about him, Itto is loud (especially so during sex). His intense thrusts and fast pace causes the entire holding to shake and in the back of your mind, you fear that the whole place is going to come crumbling down. That would be one way to exit. 

“Can’t help it,” Itto grunts as his hands tighten on your hips, his head falls back as his balls slap against your ass. The sharp pain makes him wince and ultimately brings him more pleasure than before. “fuck, baby.” With how he is already groaning, you know Itto will cum soon. You don’t think about the consequences of it, not about how his cum is going to leak out of your cunt and dry between your thighs or how you’ll have to face public officials with his cum spilling down your legs.

You’re never going to get out of here. 

Kamisato Ayato

“I’m bored. Let me have my fun, darling,” Ayato will be the death of you, you’re sure of it. He’s impossibly stubborn and has a burning desire that only you can satisfy.

 But, you can only calm him down so many times per day.

“Your next meeting starts in twenty minutes, I am not trying this right now,” You snap and push away his wandering hands. It will take you at least ten minutes to get your kimono situated properly once again after the damage Ayato has currently done to it. He longs to touch your thighs, hold and squeeze the delicate sums of flesh.

“Thoma, bring in a blanket for the kotatsu.” Ayato in the end always gets what he desires. “It’s quite cold today, isn’t it?” His innocent smile doesn’t go over your head and you watch him with a stern glare as he innocently drinks from his cup.

Thoma greets the two of you with a warm smile and announces the arrival of whom you’ll be spending the next meeting with. The thick blanket is spread across the large table, covering your body from the waist down but Ayato makes no move to turn the heater on.

It comes as no surprise when you feel his touch on your ankle a handful of minutes later. The boring meeting has just begun and he’s starting off with innocent touches. You make it a point to ignore him and try to focus on the commissioner in front of you. Ayato’s gentle strokes of his fingers turn into sensual rubs, a touch that you know all too well. The pads of his fingertips are soft and the pressure is almost like a phantom touch that you would know even through the darkest nights. You know exactly what Ayato is touching in his mind and the innocent look he sends your way does little to calm you down.

You have to bite the inside of your cheek hard to hide the insult resting on your tongue. Ayato’s fingers continue their trip up your legs and between your thighs. When he finally gets to the soft flesh, he gently squeezes with his strong fingers. You know he wants to sigh in relief and react dramatically for the sake of amusing you. For once, you hand it to your husband for being able to remain so calm. 

He remains stoic the entire time he drags his finger between your folds, even when his middle digit flicks your clit back and forth just to see you squirm. You wish you could punch him. There is no way you can hide how you’re squirming and no amount of tightly pulling your thighs together can get him to stop. Every time you do something he doesn’t like, Ayato teasingly dips his finger into your entrance. He gives you a breath of relief before ripping it away to taunt you again. It’s a miracle you haven’t started to pant. 

You can’t focus on the meeting anymore or what the commissioner is saying. You try to ground yourself with your drink, to wet your throat but even that is impossible as Ayato brings another finger to rub your clit. The pads of two of his fingers cover much more than just one and your hips shift to grind back against them. 

“Commissioner, I’m terribly sorry to cut this meeting short but I just remembered I have something I have to finish,” Ayato announces and glances your way, letting your eyes meet as a smirk takes up his face.

Your husband is on you the second the door closes and signals the other man’s departure. 

Thoma

The Komori Tea House is surprisingly empty, today is a slow afternoon. You find that along with Thoma, you’re the only two people inside the house.

Even Taromaru is out and about, most likely doing something for the Kamisatos. 

It’s no surprise that you start to get handsy with your boyfriend after discovering this revelation. 

“We can’t!” Thoma whispers, quietly exclaiming his pleas while trying to push your hands away. “Not here, what if someone comes back?” There is some admiration in his restraint, it almost makes you a little envious. 

“Then we’ll stop when we hear them,” You breathe against his throat, lips ghosting over his collarbone. Thoma starts to squirm under your touch and nearly backs up against the wall. There’s an empty space in his lap with your name on it. “we can stop, can’t we, Thoma?” The housekeeper swallows dryly, he can’t guarantee that he could get his hands off of you once he finally starts to touch you. Not even Raiden herself could pull the two of you away from one another. “I know I could,”

The hand you had been teasing him with leaves his thigh to rest on his abdomen as you lean over in his lap. You bring yourself to your knees to level your faces and Thoma fears his heart might be beating out of his chest. He turns into nothing but a puddle of mush when you tease him too much. 

However, if you tease him just enough then his restraint will snap like a flimsy string. That’s exactly what you’re looking for today.

“Come on, Thoma,” Your murmur of his name becomes muffled with a kiss as you push your lips against his own, placing the softest amount of pressure. Beside you, Thoma’s hands turn into fists against the tatami floors and his shoulders begin to lightly shake. 

Through the kiss, he becomes much more responsive. Thoma starts to kiss you back with fervor, it’s an intensity that pushes you back against the floor with him crawling over top of you. One of his hands holds your wrist above your head while the other loosely grips your jaw. You don’t have any complaints, and if you did then Thoma would be sure to swallow them all. Your eyes roll to the back of your head at the cool feeling of his necklace against your throat. He licks you clean, inserting his tongue into your mouth for a messy kiss that makes you roll your hips up to meet his own. You gasp and whine once you feel his touch through his tight slacks.

“We’re doing this here?” He pulls away to clarify, panting against your lips as he lowers his body to completely cover your own. “You really want to take me here?” Thoma’s hands become just as seductive as your own once were, and trail up your sides to cup your breasts. His eyes darken at the sight held within his palms and the sweet smile you’re used to seeing on his face is covered with a serious stare. 

Oh, he’s going to fuck you so good.

In the empty Komori tea house, Thoma will have you screaming his name so loudly that anyone outside can hear. He’ll fuck you against the floor, the table, even the thin walls of the house. He knows you’ll be good for him the entire time since you were the one who started this. You have to take responsibility for what you’ve caused him to do. 

Tighnari

“Are we seriously doing this out here?” Anxiety floods throughout your body as you glance over your shoulder to look at Tighnari. The same Tighnari who is currently undressing you. His delicate hands roughly pull and tug at your jacket until the offending piece of clothing falls to the forest floor. “Tighnari,”

Despite your protests, the man continues his advanced work. 

“I don’t see anyone around, what’s the harm?” His snappy tone only ushers you to move faster with removing your shorts. 

“I’m leaving my shirt on,” You bite back and Tighnari rolls his eyes at the dramatics, purposely yanking on your shirt for emphasis. “really?” The grass underneath you is soft as your research partner pushes you on your back. Gently, he lowers you to the ground before situating himself between your thighs.

“Let’s just get this settled and then move on, okay?” His ears flatten on his head as blood pumps through his veins, he needs you so badly. It’s a miracle that his body hasn’t started to shake with the primal urge to fuck you (not that he can control it). “I’m eating you out first,”

“Are you kidding me?” You barely have the time to refuse, to spit all the curses that you have saved for him before Tighnari lowers himself between your thighs. “We don’t have time for this!” Despite your screeches and protests, he ignores you. Tighnari wholeheartedly ignores you as his mouth waters at the sight of your bare cunt. He can barely help himself.

His tail whips around before wrapping your your ankle, ultimately pulling your leg over his shoulder to keep you still in place. 

As much as he hates to admit it, there are some instances where Tighnari needs your help. There are instances where his hand just does not do what it is supposed to do and he craves the touch of his sweet partner. Being Tighnari’s personal cum bucket was not in your job description as fellow forest watcher but, you very quickly learned to love it. You have yet to understand his obsession with pleasuring you when it’s his own needs he should be satisfying but, you don’t really want to know his reasonings. If it has anything to do with the enamored way he looks at you while fucking your brains out, you want no part in it. 

“Archons,” You fist your hands in the grass at the feeling of his adamant tongue diving between your folds, his licks increase in intensity no matter how loud you get. In some way, you’re sure that Tighnari eats you out for himself. He enjoys himself too much while pleasuring you, his eyes shut and he looks to be in an utter state of bliss as he dips his tongue into your cunt. His moans rival your own, gentle and quiet in their own way but still loud enough that the sounds ring in your ears. 

On top of his head, his ears flick in content as you pull on his straight hair. It makes him act messier with you, sucking on your folds just for show before flicking your clit back and forth with his tongue. 

Tighnari wants you to cum, he needs you to cum just as badly as he needs to cum himself. 

His gloved hands keep your thighs spread apart so he can continue to work his touch against your clit, sucking and lathering the swollen bud with his spit before kissing it in a way that makes the pit of your stomach drop. 

The entire time, you ignore the word ‘mate’ that constantly drops from his lips.

[inkdrinkerworld]

Can I request strawberry shortcake ?

adult!steve x single-mom reader? literally anything where they’re in an already established relationship, bonus points if the kid is a daughter bc Steve is such a girl dad

this is a lot closer to 300 words and i really haad to stop myself from writing more but i love this ask! thank you sm for the request and feel free to send more if you enjoy the blurb

“Vi, baby come get your snacks!” You’re in the kitchen while your four-year-old daughter is building puzzles with Steve in the living room. She’s been having a hard time eating lately, so you’ve started just giving her lots of her favourite  fruit and veggies that she loves before dinner so if she doesn’t end up eating a lot at dinner, you know she’s not starving. 

“Coming, momom.” You hear her toddle to you, Steve right behind her with a small smile on his face.

He’s been around to hear the birth of the ‘momom’ over ‘mom’ and he loves it. He genuinely thinks it’s the cutest thing ever. 

“Thanks momom,” she holds her plate in one hand and grabs a couple blueberries and shoves them into her mouth. “What about Stevie?” she asks and he finds that even cuter. 

Violet is just the cutest thing Steve has ever seen, he doesn’t shy away from telling her that either. Before you can even give her an answer, she’s grabbing a handful of the fruits on her plate and holds it out to Steve. 

He opens his hands immediately, accepting the halved grapes, cubed melon and sliced pears she’s shared with him. “Here you go, Stevie. Puzzles?” she’s ready to go again and you have to suppress your laugh at how enthusiastic she is about the ocean puzzle you and Steve had got her last weekend. 

“What about giving momom a kiss first?” she gasps, like she can’t believe she’s forgotten to give you a kiss. 

“Sorry momom, kiss.” she puckers her lips and you scoop her up, kissing her cheeks till she giggles.

[number1jeonginstan]

[1:23 am]

Chan x afab!reader (established relationship)

A/N: Feeling the need to write and I'm like 700 words into the second chapter of Coffee (I write really fast). Also, this is my first time ever writing smut, so I thought I should make it a short story. Please give me constructive criticism so I can improve for you guys! I want to write things that you guys truly enjoy and want to read! Please ask if you want me to write anything in particular.

WC: 1k (I literally meant to make this 300 words...)

CW: Consensual Somnophilia, piv, unprotected (please don't), daddy kink, use of baby girl, cockwarming (kinda)? (idk what else to write here tbh)

"Channie, can you please just come back to bed, you've been working so hard for so long" you whined laying in your shared bed. Purple LED lights surround each corner of the room. "I'll be there in a second babe, I just have to finish this up first"

You loved Chan from the bottom of your heart, but you were so tired of him constantly working himself to the bone. He didn't know what the definition of a break was and it frustrated you. You were too tired to stay awake, so you decided to just go to sleep.

Chan finally finished his work, excited to watch the movie you had been talking about for days. He thought he was only working for an extra 5 minutes, but the clock read 3:12 a.m. He looked at his bed to see you fast asleep, like a kitten, curled up in a ball wearing only his shirt and your panties.

He loved seeing you like this, so at peace he didn't want to do anything to bother it. He curled up in the bed next to you, ready to fall asleep, but what he heard stopped him in his tracks. You were on his bed, moaning his name in a soft whisper. He was going to lose it, he didn't think he neglected you that much. He's just been so busy with work.

He thought about the last time you guys had sex. It was almost a week ago due to both of your busy schedules. He wanted to make you feel good, and he could already feel his erection growing in his shorts.

You guys have thoroughly talked about having sex while one of you was sleeping in case you really needed to get off and the other was there, so he took advantage of this.

He pulled down your panties whilst kissing your neck. He needed to make you feel good, but also stretch you out well since it had been a while.

You were already wet from the dream you were having, and he was grateful for it, slowly rubbing your clit while rubbing your nipples over his t-shirt. You started whimpering into his ear, and he felt like he could come on the spot. Something about the sounds that you make for him always makes him feel some type of way.

"Fuck y/n, your fucking soaked," he said out loud to no one but himself, "you are thinking about daddy fucking you even while you are sleeping aren't you?"

"Yeah, I bet you are thinking about squeezing your sweet fucking pussy all over my cock. God, let me stretch you out before I put my cock inside you babygirl."

He started using his fingers to stretch you out, starting off with one because you were just so fucking tight. Your eyes started to flutter in and out of consciousness when he started to put the second finger in. He could feel your cunt starting to clench around him, he knew you were going to cum soon, he started playing with your clit again trying to get you to cum on his fingers.

"Fuck baby, just like that, ride daddy's fingers like I know you can." Your moans got a bit louder, but you were still in a deep slumber.

Chan couldn't take it anymore, he needed to bury his cock inside of you before he came from just touching you. He slowly started to push his thick cock inside of you, he could feel your walls clenching and he had only put the tip in.

"God baby, this pussy sucks me in so well. What could I do without my baby, always ready for my dick."

When he finally sheathed inside you, he was in a state of euphoria, he couldn't help but groan out loud. No matter how much he loved to make you cum, he needed to chase his own high now. He needed to cum inside you, fill you up with his cum til he saw it leaking out.

He started thrusting rapidly, not caring if the members woke up with the sound of the headboard smashing against the wall.

As his thrusts started getting sharper, you began to stir awake, "Channie" you asked as you groggily woke up to something feeling so good inside of you.

"Shhhh baby" he tried to silence you, "just take my cock like the good girl you are."

That's exactly what you did, as he continued to rut into you, he shifted a little bit, hitting that spongey spot inside of you.

"Oh fuck" you moaned, "Harder daddy, I'm almost there, please come inside I need your cum so bad, please daddy come inside, need it, need it in me."

You were clenching down so hard on his cock, he wanted you to come together, he needed to creampie you on his cock.

He reached over and started playing with your clit once again to help you get over the edge. "Come on baby, come with me, such a good baby, letting me cum inside of you like the good little baby you are, love taking daddy's cock don't you can't get enough. Have to take it even while you are sleeping that's how much you want it?"

"Yes daddy" you replied, "need your cum, need it in me so bad" that's what sent you both over the edge, him cumming inside you and staying there, not daring to move.

"Was that good sweetheart, don't want daddy to take his cock out of you? Want me to plug you full of my cum til we both fall asleep" he asked groggily.

He waited for a reply, only to see you fall back asleep. He chuckled at this but ended up falling asleep still in you.

[dunjays]

Ayda Aguefort Timeline/Age Speculation

(warning this is long i have many thoughts)

ok ever since i found out about ayda's reincarnation and her relative age ive been curious about how long she would be alive for (in prep for writing a fic about what notes she'd write to her next self after meeting fig), and so here's my thoughts on that, starting with what we know:

ayda is relatively over 300 years old total

current ayda is 17 years old, and knew herself to be ~175 years old total

ayda knows of 3 previous lifetimes, all of whom lived in leviathan at one point

garthy obrien raised current ayda

a previous ayda raised garthy obrien

in various sources, dnd and general, phoenixes can live to 500-1000 before immolation. by this logic/dnd standards half-phoenixes can at minimum live a little longer than humans, and at maximum probably halfway between the two so 300-600 range.

what we can speculate:

considering past lives timelines, half phoenixes here are probably not living in that higher 300-600 range each incarnation, probably much closer to a typical human lifetime range unless they're dying unexpectedly early (which tbf is possible considering leviathan, but ayda is a badass genius wizard holed up in a library so unlikely that's happening a lot).

speculated in various sources and implied in fantasy high that half phoenixes while born without memories of the past are born with some kind of prior intelligence/maturity (like the intellect of a 6-11 year old). this would make sense for how ayda was able to raise herself in the past despite having no guardian (read notes, get around, survive, etc which wouldn't be possible if she popped out a lone infant).

all 3 previous lifetimes left notes and did work building compass points, meaning likely all at least got into teen years to be leaving in depth notes and historical impact. on average over 150 years this would make each previous ayda be about 50 years old, but this seems unlikely considering some known stuff about 4th most recent version detailed below.

arthur is ~500 years old, and confirmed that ayda told him to not contact her 300 years ago, meaning ayda was likely at least a teenager/young adult by the time of making this decision. it's unclear if this was ayda's first incarnation or not, it was likely one of the earlier ones although possibly not considering this version already had an established note-taking system and plans for informing future versions (but it is implied all the aydas leave notes so again speculation). this ayda promised to leave notes for future versions, therefore it's likely they are not the same version (the 4th most recent ayda) who destroyed the previous ~125 years worth of notes. we have at least 5 confirmed versions of ayda altogether (averaging 60 years each over 300 years), possibly more.

garthy obrien is a half orc aasimar. half orcs live to roughly 75 years, human-based aasimar to no more than 160. this means the celestial blood adds roughly 60 years to a human's lifetime, so if we add that to half orc we can estimate garthy will live to 135. half orcs reach adulthood at 14, aasimar at ~18. garthy was raised when very young through to at least adulthood, and is likely at most presently in their 40s (they describe jack brakkow as distinctly older, who's in his 50s), though more likely closer to 30s considering their more youthful appearance and vibes (but again the angel blood could be a factor). so im saying 35 for splitting of difference purposes. they raised ayda her whole life, so that's at least 17, meaning previous incarnation died when garthy was ~18 (sad).

based on all this it's highly likely the most recent reincarnation prior to current ayda raised garthy obrien, and we can assume was at least an adult when doing so and lived until garthy was an adult so likely died at the earliest at ~36-40.

4th most recent ayda destroyed ~125+ years worth of notes in an effort to start over, likely did this at at least teen age (let's say ~18) and did not start taking notes again until decades later, thus starting the 150 years until current ayda. its assumed that by the time they began note taking in leviathan they were already fairly old/reflecting on past decisions/etc, likely at least 50 (considering 18ish when burning the notes and the following 'decades-later regret'). also this takes off a chunk of that previous mystery 125+ notes, meaning 4th current ayda probably reborn around 75 years after cutting off arthur contact, possibly sooner.

we dont know really anything about the 3rd most recent ayda aside from them liking the library and getting zero bitches

theories/concrete thoughts:

even with 2nd ayda dying at the earliest at 40 and 4th ayda dying at 50 (10 of which factor into the 150 years at leviathan) at the earliest (mind you these numbers are a stretch) the max age you get ayda being is 100, which is a normal human lifespan

casual possibility in all of this is ayda is roughly 300, and with 5 version on average lives to be about 60 years old. this is simple but seems unlikely considering phoenixes live much longer and so her lifetime should be longer than a human's.

it's possible the odd age timeline/low age is in part because when she's reborn she might not be born as an infant. if she comes back as essentially 5-10 already, that is potentially a good chunk of time that is chopped off at the end, making her lifespan average closer to 70 or 80. still lower than anticipated but more reasonable.

it's possible that some versions of ayda have died prematurely or self-immolated for whatever reason. though they've all seemingly lived past childhood, they live on a pirate island with frequent dangers and strife, it's totally possible that anything bad could've happened to them. i think its less likely that they just died really early because 1: ayda seemingly has always come back with access to these notes which implies some level of safety, to have been reborn in the same space as these notes and be able to process them and grow/learn while also being still that young implies some safety/protection. also ayda is a genius and a very good wizard like her father and could likely survive most typical challenges that come her way. also she has very few relationships and very few goals besides collecting knowledge and spells so likely didn't have many enemies either. to me self-immolation feels more likely as ayda clearly struggles with a lot of insecurity and loneliness and likely depression/mental illness and mentioned as much in reference to losing fig, altho i think this prolly only happened with 3rd or 4th most recent ayda. but still, premature death is possible too (something ayda referenced as a possibility as well upon returning to leviathan).

ayda being perhaps way more than 300 is possible and makes some of the timeline make a bit more sense. you could have a much older 4th most recent ayda who dies briefly into her time in leviathan, leaving two aydas in the next 150 years living well into their 70s (or perhaps one dying earlier and one living longer). you could also even speculate that there are 4 rather than 5 aydas, the 4th most current being the same one who left her father and burned the notes (this seems unlikely tho considering the promises, the desire to restart and impulsive note burning decision) but that would make that version at most around 150 before reincarnation.

also possible half-phoenixes just have shorter lifespans. maybe the tradeoff to being immortal means their human bodies aren't strong enough to handle that power/process as easily and weaken sooner/don't last as long. hence average of closer to 60s

in conclusion/TLDR:

fig is most likely outliving ayda or they're around the same age. ayda is at least living to 60, and at the very most 150 (which is a bit stretch). most likely ayda will live to an average human lifespan of around 80, and fig could potentially die at a similar time but tieflings tend to live longer on average, also at most to 150. there's a possibility for a fig-raising-ayda akin to garthy future, but it's unlikely, at least not for long. [and if fig is a full pit fiend/archdevil ofc she could end up immortal but that might be after material plane death]

[mshalfemptygirl]

Karaoke Night (S.R)

Plot: Reader and Spencer are at karaoke and a song changes everything between them.

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader

Contents: kissing, dirty talk and curse word

A/N: my 2rd fanfic here and I so happy that you guys liked the first one, 200 notes is such a big deal for me, thank you. This one is a little spicy and if you guys need a part 2, let me know. Thank you, support my work, love you all.

 Spencer and I have been friends for a short time, 3 or 4 months, he's the new professor at the college where I also teach and he's always been really nice to me. And we have a certain intimacy, we talk about everything, well... almost everything. We never talk about our sex life or relationships but he hears comments from my friend whenever we go karoke every Friday after work. It's just embarrassing for me to watch him overhear my best friend say "No drinks for you, every time you drink, your legs open", which is unfair by the way because it only happened once. Pff, she is creating to me a reputation that I don’t have and see him laughing after that comments makes me want to disappear off the face of the earth.

This time, we were at our usual table in front of the stage, talking about which song my best friend Sarah was going to sing. I never sing so I choose what she sings and I take pictures with my polaroid camera so that everyone has a souvenir of the night. "Sarah, what kind of song do you want to sing today? Sad song? Romantic song? Maybe…" I say looking at the tablet with 300 music options. "Y/N, today... don't be mad, I wanna sing a dirty song. I know that your forbid me because of Spencer, but I think he don't mind, right?" I was already mad, I banned these songs because I don't think he would like it, as much as I do. He likes classical music, he'll hate listening to that music.

"Oh, you can sing, I don't mind” he said giving us a big smile. It's very hard to understand Spencer, he wants to make us comfortable even if it makes him uncomfortable. "Please Y/N, I'll buy you lunch on Monday if you let me sing" she said, her hands clasped together like begging would do some good."I don't know…maybe I'll let you if you buy me lunch for a week…" I said, with a lopsided smile. "YEAH! DEAL! And I gonna sing your favorite dirty song", my eyes widened, because I know that my favorite dirty song can be... too much. I was about to start my protests but she took the tablet from my hand to choose the song. I looked at Spencer and he was watching me silently, as if he liked to see me blushing.

 Now, she was onstage, her favorite spot, about to sing Måneskin's song called "Baby Said" and I was next to Spencer, completely ignoring him as if he wasn’t going to think things about me after that. Of course I have a crush on him and I really wanted to kiss those lips but that would only happen in another reality because I think that of so many women in this world, I would be his last option. The moment arrived and she started to sing, the first verse is not the problem but when she sings "You can talk between my legs", I look at Spencer quickly and you swear I saw a smirk. Either he's enjoying it or he's really finding it all too vulgar. I decided to sing along because it turned out to be my favorite and there was a choreography Sarah and I did at the end of the song that is simply the best, maybe I shouldn't have banned those songs, because I have so much fun with them.

When it was over, I felt nervous, watched, as if I had been singing on stage. I was distracted when I heard a voice whispering in my ear "Can we talk outside?” It was him, I was panicking. Sarah ran to the the bar and I could stop thinking that he doesn't like it and he's going to say he's never coming here with me again. "Okay, sure" I said , a little apprehensive. We got up and walked to the front of the establishment. It was a little late at night and there was no one but us outside. I was the first to break the silence "I know, you hated the song, didn't you? Sorry, now you think I'm too vulgar and a..." Suddenly, he approaches me, puts his hands on my face and kisses me. I melted with his touch, I could only think of returning the kiss, placing my hands on his waist. First it was a slow kiss that turned into a hot and needy kiss. God, he's such a good kisser. I didn't know I needed this so much.

When we stopped to get some air, we looked at each other and I could see the passion in his eyes, and wow, he's so perfect, so hot. He intertwined his right hand in mine and with his left hand he tucked my hair behind my ear. Slowly, he brought his lips close to my ear and said "I'm not afraid of you being vulgar and you definitely are so vicious, so baby can we please go to my house? I have serious problems on my pants and I need your help" I gasped, surprised. I had to look and it really was a big problem he had. This man gonna be the death of me but I not going to miss this opportunity. "To be honest, I'm in trouble too. I'm so wet right now that I think I need you to talk between my legs. You want that, love?". I whisped, I heard him whisper "fuck" and then he kiss me again before we finally go to his home.

[rainbeausworld]

The Horned Serpent

So before I get started on this one, I have a couple of things to get out of the way. First, I will be using she/her pronouns for the Horned Serpent; this is just because UPG and because I'm used to it. I know someone else who venerates/worships the Horned Serpent, uses they/them pronouns for them, and considers them to be beyond gender / present as whatever gender they feel like. Second, I will be focusing on my interpretation of her on the Gundestrup Cauldron, in part because there's really not a lot of literature on her, even when you include works that specifically analyze Cernunnos' depictions. Third (and related), I will be using the National Museum of Denmark's estimate as to when/where the Gundestrup Cauldron was made, which is roughly in the Danubian or Wallachian Plain(s) around 150 BCE to 1 CE (link).

So first a little historical & cultural context. This area, as far as culture groups, would have been a heck of a melting pot, between the Dacians and Thracians that already lived there, the Scythians coming in and also living near by, the Gauls that moved in around the 300s-200s, the Greeks who came up and started establishing colonies along the Black Sea in the 300s, and the Romans, encroaching on everyone's business around the time the Cauldron was built. A pretty solid primer on the history of the region is A Companion to Ancient Thrace, published by Wiley Blackwell.

So I'm gonna try to make sense but it might be a little disorganized going forward. Anyway, onto the actual thoughts & stuff. So anyone who's taken even a passing glance at Cernunnos is well aware of the Horned Serpent, since she is present in basically every ancient art you can find with him. On the Gundestrup Cauldron, she appears three times, all on the interior panels. One is at the Hero's heel, who's holding the wheel; a second is at the end of a line of heroic riders, which seems to be a Thracian horseman motif; and of course the famous Cernunnos panel. In Thracian Tales of the Gundestrup Cauldron, published by Najade Press, Jan Best presents an interpretation of the interior panels as a story, and assumes that Cernunnos is singing in his famous panel, specifically about the secrets of immortality, a concept which was very popular at the time. I agree with this and I also assume that the depiction of Taranis / the wheel god is that he is also singing, and if he is singing then the lions and griffins - both predators associated with kingship (griffins were protectors of the pharaoh, and also decorated certain tombs out in ancient Persia), then the action of passing off the Wheel must have symbolic meaning, such as being handed the Wheel of Heaven.

The Gundestrup Cauldron's exterior also has very clear influence from the Scythians, you can almost 1:1 map the gods based on Herodotus's retelling of the Pontic stories. I believe there are also thematic parallels going on here on the Wheel God panel, featuring a new god/king being given the symbol of his domain. Wikipedia actually has some relatively thorough articles on Scythian religion as well as the genealogical myth specifically, which is the myth that I personally associate with the wheel-giving panel. As well, the animals in this panel don't appear to be particularly concerned with attacking anyone - if anything, the griffins and lionesses are slightly tilted from one to the next, which makes me think it's more likely that they are dancing, especially if the human/divine subjects are singing, especially if the human with the helmet is receiving a high honor, potentially his rank amongst the gods. In this panel, she is just at the hero's feet, not really joining the parade if the animals, but clearly not ready to attack either, but her attention does seem to be drawn towards the hero.

The final panel she is on is the panel featuring the nine soldiers and the heroized dead, represented by the "Thracian horseman" motif. After Alexander the Great and his penchant for having statues of himself be on horseback, it became popular for wealthy men and nobles to depict themselves riding horseback to a goddess or sacred tree (unfortunately my best source discussing this in English is also not great and he comes up with some..... questionable theories), but the popularity seems to have blown up to the point where even deities such as Zeus were depicted on horseback in a similar manner. There are also mentions in a few other sources that the Thracians believed in the ability for people to essentially become immortal after death. Unfortunately, I'm having trouble sorting out my notes and this essay has been nagging me for weeks now.

Anyway, I interpret this panel as what is expected to happen to us after we die - the "ordinary", so to speak, are lead to a deity, likely to be reincarnated (this is honestly just a guess on my part largely due to the popularity of that in Greece for ever, and Grecian influence was in full swing by the time the Cauldron was made), meanwhile the "extraordinary" are lead by the Horned Serpent.

This is where I tie all three together to my upg/theology: The Horned Serpent is a friend and ally to Cernunnos. He teaches the secrets of life after death to those who will listen. The Horned Serpent is by his side during his teaching, and when we die, if we have proven ourselves worthy during life, she guides us through the trials of the afterlife. If we succeed in these trials, we are awarded with apotheosis - becoming a god or godlike - and she stands by our side as we earn this prize.

@musingmelsuinesmelancholy sorry it took me so long x.x & I hope this makes sense!

[vanesa]

How I started reading more and better

"I used to read a book a day as a kid and now I don't read anymore."

"I call myself a reader (non-practicing)."

"I wish I had the attention span to read."

If you were like me, and spent much of your childhood devouring library books instead of going outside, and then lost that habit, I can tell you from personal experience that you can get back on that horse again.

I started out thinking, "Man, I wish I read again." I kept thinking this for years. But school or work or other distractions kept me from really pursuing it. In the end, I realized I had to carve out the time to read or I was never going to read.

Here is some of my advice (your mileage may vary):

Start small. My reading habit started up again because I decided to download Brave New World on a whim on Google Play Books, and I only read while I was on the bus, on my phone.

Try starting on your phone or tablet. Download a research paper, or an old childhood novel you love, or something short, or something else you can easily read. If you're always on your phone, might as well be more productive about it.

Read while commuting and on breaks. This was the only way I started and I still get most of my reading done on my commutes. If you drive, you can use audiobooks, but they won't be the same. Essentially, you're trying to make a habit of it, and the easiest way to make a habit out of something is to do things when you're already doing something you normally do (ex. if you have a bedtime routine, throw in reading a book there).

Avoid fanfiction. I know some fanfiction is better-written than some of the slop published today. I know. But you have to challenge yourself. Read non-fiction. Read original fiction. Get familiar with new characters and settings. It's easy to jump in written works where everything has already been established.

Don't be afraid to go slow. I would rather slowly read 1 book over 2 weeks than read 0 books over 2 weeks because I'm so used to reading books in one sitting. Don't think you need to set aside a huge amount of time. You're an adult now, with responsibilities. Not a child you can spend an entire summer day at the library. If you want to do that on a day off, by all means, go ahead, but a reading habit is more sustainable. I know I can finish 300 pages in one day, but I get maybe around 50 (or less if it's a non-fiction) or up to 100 (if it's fiction).

Let books digest. The reason you read so much as a kid was because a lot of the stuff you read was less technical. As an adult, you might be more enthralled with more complex books, but as a result, you won't be finishing it all in one day. Pace yourself.

Challenge yourself. Read a book that might be too hard for you at first, where you have to look up words and re-read pages. Read translated books. Read obscure books. Read classics. Read a diverse array of books. If you read slower but process more, you're going to get more out of reading now.

[midnightactual]

The Bleach Timeline

alright so I'mma drop some science on y'all

the Academy is ~2100 years old as of 2001. Renji, Kira, and Momo, were in the 2066th Class, graduating ~1956/1957. it's also repeatedly stated to be 2000 years old in CFYOW. Bleach takes place mostly in 2001, so that'd be 2101/2100 years as of then

when the Academy started running, Shinigami are already Shinigami, not Balancers, and Bankai are already Bankai, not Shinuchi, and we know this because Sasakibe has had Bankai for 2,000 years

QED the Gotei 13 already existed when the Academy was established, because you don't train new people for something that doesn't exist yet and won't exist for a thousand years as that just doesn't make any sense at all

for Shinigami to become Shinigami and not Balancers, they probably had to gain zanpakutō, because before then they were only using Zankensoki

we can therefore assign some arbitrary dates to the creation of these things for illustrative purposes like the Gotei 13 was founded 2,500 years ago and the zanpakutō was invented 3,000 years ago

Yamamoto is talking about his last use of Bankai being in the distant past, and Shunsui is a kid. we straight up know Shunsui and Jūshirō are the first Captains out of the Academy because Yamamoto tells us:

so it doesn't make any sense at all that Yamamoto is saying this after the war with Lichtreich, because then he'd be missing Captains for centuries. no, Yamamoto is telling this story to Shunsui long before the war with Lichtreich, which we know from the Kaiser Gesang must have happened in 1004 AD, over 1,100 years after the Academy was established. and so we come to this:

now I want you to put on your Big Brain and actually think about what is being said and shown here

Yhwach is visually recalling the Gotei 13 he fought, the individuals he personally saw

however Yhwach is verbally discussing the Gotei 13 as an institution

do you notice something? these two things are not explicitly correlated

if I told you "The U.S. Navy has always been tenacious and resourceful," and I said that while showing pictures of Commodore Matthew C. Perry, or Admiral Chester W. Nimitz, would that automatically mean Perry and Nimitz were around in 1775 and fought alongside John Paul Jones?

NO IT WOULD NOT

this neatly solves the "Original Gotei 13 Problem". maybe the OG Gotei 13 weren't around for 1,000 years, or even for 1,500 years or more. maybe the Gotei 13 that Yhwach fought were the originals, which would be confusing as to why they lasted so long when their successors did not

but maybe they weren't

Yhwach is not weighing in on that issue, he's just saying the Gotei 13 were always murderous bastards until the Lichtreich War

and think about it. Yhwach was conquering stuff for like, what, 200 years before that war? he's like maybe 300 years old when it happens or something? if he's born in 600 or 700 AD, why the hell would he care about stuff that happened before 100 BC in a completely different place? it'd be foreign ancient history to him

how many of you right now can tell me about how Qin Shi Huang unified the various warring states around him and created China in detail? okay, that was 2,200 years ago, maybe that's not fair. okay, how many of you can give me a detailed synopsis of the Mongol conquests?

do you see what I'm saying?

anyway the Gotei 13 was not founded 1,000 years ago because the Academy to staff the Gotei 13 already existed 2,000 years ago and Bankai already existed 2,000 years ago and Yamamoto tried to use his Bankai to do something or other only to make things worse and in the process he earned the epithet Shigekuni, 重國, "country-splitter" or "land-divider"

so hey if the Gotei 13 wasn't made to fight Yhwach and was made much earlier then why was it made? protip: it was Yamamoto's second attempt to handle whatever was going on at that time after his first solo try failed

what was that incident? I dunno. but all the evidence points to it having happened

we know from Narita and Matsubara in CFYOW that Kubo has a lot of supposedly interesting stories that he's never told, like how Yoruichi and Kisuke met. you should not presume that all events referenced in the series refer to other things you already know about, and that all events of importance have been covered (Tokinada and the Tsunayashiro being shoehorned into the narrative is also yet more proof of this)

[softxsuki]

Hey hey hey its been a long time I hope you're doing alright, I saw there was space and you were going to close the request soon so here I am!

I would love a letter with Itadori (Jjk), gn!reader, romantic, fluff, regular AU, with any nickname you think he would use. An established relationship where he gives energy for a great day and leave it in the kitchen that we share before going on a mission and maybe mention my habit of waking up late,I do that a lot!

Thank you, happy valentine day and take care of yourself!! ♡

Itadori's Cute Letter To His Lover

Valentine's Day Letter Event pt.2 (CLOSED)

Pairing: Itadori x Gn!Reader

Warnings: none

Genre: Fluff

Post-Type: Letter

Word Count: 320

Summary: In which Yuuji leaves a letter for you in the kitchen before leaving for a mission

[A/N: Happy Valentine's Day! I finally wrote one that is the correct word count omg. These were all supposed to be 300 words long but I got carried away... I hope you enjoy this! Thanks for participating <3]

Waking up with Itadori already gone was a norm in your house. As a Jujutsu Sorcerer, he was called away on missions often.

But you were hoping today would be different since it was Valentine’s Day, but it wasn’t. He was away on another mission and you were alone with your shared home.

Sighing you drag yourself to the kitchen, getting ready to prepare yourself some breakfast when a note on the counter stops you in your tracks. It has your name written on it so you get to reading;

Babe,

Good morning sleepy head. I bet it’s pretty late, huh? I think it’s cute how you wake up so late. Sometimes when I don’t have anywhere to go, I like to just admire you as you sleep peacefully. 

Happy Valentine’s Day. Oh how I wish I could have been there to greet you this morning with breakfast in bed or something romantic like that :( but duty calls. I will make it up to you though! You’ll have me all to yourself as soon as I get back home. I promise.

But in the meantime, while I’m not there I hope you enjoy your day. Sending you all my love and energy to last until I get back!

I love you so much! Tell me all about your day when I get home, so make sure you do lots of exciting things! I wanna hear it all.

Yuuiji <3

Well it certainly gave you a spike of energy that you needed to get through the day. You were happy that at least he didn’t forget that it was Valentine’s Day.

You started planning out a list of things to do throughout the day to keep yourself preoccupied so you’d have lots to talk about with your boyfriend later.

The day was already starting to get better, you couldn’t wait to see him later in the evening. Only then would the day be perfect.

REGULAR REQUESTS ARE OPEN :D

EVENT REQUESTS ARE CLOSED

Posted: 2/14/2023

[transformers-mosaic]

Transformers: Mosaic #328 - "Shogun"

Originally posted on January 12th, 2009

Story, Art - Iván Mas

deviantART | Seibertron | TFW2005 | BotTalk

wada sez: A Bludgeon-focused strip set in an alternate version of IDW's continuity—sort of along the lines of Evolutions. Mas offered his own commentary on the strip on his deviantART; I’ve mirrored it and some behind-the-scenes material below, along with an entirely separate strip in a similar vein written by Enric Farguell that was apparently rejected by the Mosaic editors on the basis that it wasn’t “sequential art”. I decided to reach out to my friend Sam to get an independent view on the strip’s cultural background:

Sam sez: So Sekigahara was one of the last big battles of the warring states period. The narrator is a Toyotomi loyalist, while the Tokugawa he is talking about is Ieyasu Tokugawa, who will win the battle, establish the Tokugawa shogunate and his territory of Edo will become capital and eventually modern day Tokyo. It’s basically standard tonal samurai stuff, all “my death brings honour to my family” and that. A bit orientalist in tone here for sure, but there’s an element of truth to be had. The thing is there’s an official Transformers thing from Japan that is exactly this—not exactly, in that Bludgeon isn’t there, but there was a Warring States/Transformers crossover thing during the Age of Extinction windup. [wada sez: Sam was thinking of a collaboration between TakaraTomy and a company that made actual armor/swords inspired by Sengoku period factions, and also wanted to mention that one time the protagonist of Sengoku Basara showed up on Q-Transformers.] The thing about Japan is that this is all happening 500 years ago so it’s about far out enough for this to be easily mined for fantasy stories. Lots of fiction about what if there were literally demons on both sides and such.

Well, I think it's one of the mosaics I've made that I like the most.

I think it is quite complete in many aspects, we have on the one hand a small historical study of documentation.

It is one of the most famous battles in the history of Japan, Sekigahara, which ended up deciding the Tokugawa Shogunate with Oda Nobunaga, for the next 300 years and which was one of the bloodiest in memory.

So... somehow I link what is the IDW transformers universe with real facts, as we know, in the IDW universe some important politicians or military leaders are under decepticon influence, in Infiltration, but... because they couldn't start said infiltration from Japan?

It could have been, and that is what I wanted to propose, so whoever was Shogun won this battle thanks to some decepticons infiltrating their ranks, commanded by a Bludgeon, something that seems obvious to me since its samurai-style design always amazes me. It seemed a bit unjustifiable.

However, the story is told by a general in the ranks of Toyotomi. Trying to follow the samurai spirit a bit, it follows that this samurai is going to die. I took this image from a statue in Japan and it served me very well both for its pose and its shape to convey what I wanted, also, we can say that... it is another nod to something existing.

I know that maybe it is a bit complicated to read, but I was interested, since the story is told by a guy, that the typography was more calligraphic, so to speak.

The last balloon surely costs more, the one in Bludgeon, but it is intentional, as you can see, its appearance is very unpleasant, and I wanted the test globe to convey the same thing, that it be dirty, illegible, aesthetically ugly, unpleasant, in order to help give the personality of Bludgeon, who by the way, already gives a clue about the Infiltration that we said before.

Even so, I think that on the mosaics page there are problems with the resolution, a pity.

If you look closely, my signature appears with Japanese characters at the bottom left, and the whole frame has a great job, the blood stains are evident why I have put them, and if we look at the page as it progresses, it acquires that reddish tone, giving to understand that the battle hardens.

Another detail is the Mosaic logo, which... if we look closely, I decided to put a "What if..." implying that it was a kind of separate universe. In addition, in the header, we have the signs of the two banners, if you search a bit, as a curiosity you will see that the one on the left is the Tokugawa sign, mixed with the decep symbol.

And a little more.... I did the page in pencil with gradients, it is a very grateful technique but somewhat slow and tiring, however, it turned out well.

[lets-go-kyoto]

Hotel Review (Or: My Experience With the Japanese Shining)

If you follow me on my other socials, you may recall I stayed at a ryokan last week in Gero Onsen that bore far too many similarities to Stanley Kubrick’s “The Shining”. I thought I’d write out a play-by-play for posterity. Let’s jump into it.

Similarity number one: Getting to this hotel required a long, winding ride through the mountains past many scenic gorges. Luckily, this was done by train. Please see the sample scenery image below:

Without a doubt, this was stunning. The entrance to the hotel was quite scenic, too:

But, let me tell you. Just like the Overlook Hotel, this thing absolutely SPRAWLED up and down the mountainside. Originally built in the 1930′s, this complex has a main building (which was already ungainly to begin with). But THEN, there are two additions--some sort of weird euro-style pavilion, and an annex built in the 1980′s that has not been updated since. A map (SANS-ANNEX! Look how crazy this is even without the annex!) is below:

You can also see the architecture mismatch here--original building on the right, european...thing... on the left. Footbath in the center, that was pretty neat.

So we check in. Immediately, my boyfriend, who has never been to Japan, is thrown when the front desk staff abscond with our shoes and provide slippers to wear throughout the facility, which has plush red carpet in many of the common areas, including this c.1988 coffee room just past the lobby:

Please also note that this room is in A TRADITIONAL JAPANESE building, literally the same building as is visible in this photo.

So, the staff show us to our room. It’s in the annex, which requires us to go down one sprawling hallway, take an elevator to the fourth floor, walk down ANOTHER sprawling hallway, take A DIFFERENT ELEVATOR to the ninth floor, and find our room from there. The room itself hasn’t been updated since the annex was built. It includes strange brown carpeting and furniture in the engawa, plus an open-air bath that feels very...80′s. Despite this, the view was breathtaking.

Here’s where it starts to get a little...Shining-like. The staff give us a very complicated map showing us the location of the public baths, the restaurant, the bar(?) (I had no idea the property contained dining and drinking establishments), the breakfast pavilion, the footbath, etc. Things are only open at very specific hours. At eight o’clock, I suggest to my boyfriend we go to the bar, as it’s finally open. 

On the way there, we don’t pass a single soul. In fact, we’ve seen very few people since we arrived. And when we get to the bar, located in the euro-style addition to the complex, we find nobody but the bartender. The bar itself is a very grand, elaborate room. Smooth jazz plays in the background. And it reminds us of something...

This shot does not include the stage with the grand piano and the karaoke stand, behind a barrier of plexiglass due to covid.

The bartender (dressed formally) is a kind Japanese lady who speaks no English. However, she provides us with an English menu, which had some truly unique selections. Please see:

Call me crazy, but I almost wanted to see the private karaoke room. The bartender made sure to remind me we could sing one song for just 300 yen. 

So, we have a drink. The bar remains empty. The music continues to play. It’s Friday night. At some point, the bartender DOES manage to loop an unsuspecting Chinese couple inside. They’re some of the few people we’ve seen here. They don’t stay long.

After that, we start getting the sense that this place really...Shines. If you know what I mean. And, once we leave the bar, we can’t help but notice the similarities. I mean, just LOOK at the decor of this place. There are even creepy black and white photos of Emperor Hirohito’s visit here in the lobby:

And then, the crown jewel: We get back to the fourth floor elevator bank.

Seem familiar?

Anyway, this was an unforgettable experience. Can’t say we’ll stay again, but if you’d like to see it for yourself, the property is called Yunoshimakan, located in Gero Onsen, Japan.

Bonus pic: this absolutely unhinged sign on the door to the 9th floor patio:

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Its a rather cool morning here in Middle Tennessee, The Old Hemp Farmer is nursing an exisite cup of organic Indonesian coffee and vaping some Tennessee homegrown flower while wading into this week’s Cannabis Blog. Normally at the end of the year, a lot folks write columns about the events of the last year but do we really need to review the year that is 2023, I think not. Especially when the year 2024 portends to be dynamic beyond imagination, especially if you’re a Cannabis professional in the good old US of A. An ever changing Cannabis market combined with continual tweaking of the rules and regulations means that way too often the life of a Cannabis professional can be quite intense. This is especially true in the state of Tennessee, where in a scant six months, it appears that THCa Flower and THCa concentrates will become prohibited. It will be the second time, a Cannabis prohibition will be enacted in Tennessee, the first time being in 1937 and the second time it will be enacted in Tennessee will be 2024. For five years, a loophole in the 2018 farm bill has enabled folks in the Volunteer state to buy high THCa weed. Once folks figured out that high THCa flower and marijuana were the same thing, more and more started buying weed, which opened up THCa products such as dabs and a whole plethora of edibles. Once more and more people started making “Fat Sacks” selling the high THCa products, it was on! Soon THCa Flower and carts were in over 2,000 stores, meaning you could get weed or edibles almost everywhere. That my friends, is a loophole that’s hard to miss. Especially, when yours truly, started going into gas stations that had 1 gallon jars full of bodacious looking “budage” on the top of the counter with a scale right beside it. Don’t like to smoke weed? Well there was a Brownie that had 300 mg of D8/D9 THC in each and every bar. Slowly in 2021, the “powers that be” started becoming aware of the size and scope of the Cannabis industry in Tennessee and realized that something had to be done. So in 2022, the state of Tennessee tried to enact legislation that would be the rules and regulations of Hemp Derived Cannabinoids (that included THCa Flower) but they couldn’t get it together and they did what politicians do with difficult topics, they kicked the can down the road until 2023. Where an unknowing and uncaring Tennessee legislation passed an embarrassingly bad Cannabis Recreational law - HB0403, which is a mishmash of vaguely worded statutes, that is set to explode, July 1st 2024. An explode it will, liking a ticking time bomb set to detonate so close to July 4th, it will seem like fireworks.

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They're fighting over the technology and they're fighting over the comet empire ship and the program and everything and they say it might be here there might be a copy there might be in beds it might have been moved to the ships they don't know and they're working to get there and there's fighting everywhere now over this. The 18th ring has been established or reestablished by the pseudo empire and we should keep the name. He said he wanted to he's having trouble so he put whatever you could we get that and I knew it he just wants to publish it. There's other news they are coming across from the East Coast the entire East Coast and they're attempting to landings no and it was all day and they're going to use Force they say and to try and take over this area and to grab the boy and take him to our lands and then they say to have our way with him and laugh and they heard you will be repelled we will use our force and you will regret your mouth I don't have any use for this and they said why don't you take over using it I shall I don't need need many of you. They started laughing as they said he is using it and they said we're idiots and you'll pay for your insolence said who you're talking to slime and they laughed and says just like him said no wonder he's a success and you're not. It's not getting really mad and said whose side are you on so apparently not yours they're going to have my way with you losers. They start laughing and said we can't help what we're saying I said then you will have someone come by who will help you with it. And we couldn't stand that particular group so we wipe them all out except for the a****** talking and he sitting there talking on the shelf and his body is being dissected in front of him that's one of the things they said they were going to do people saw it too they said somebody wiped them all out and they think it might have been the empire so they started s*** with them and they're getting their asses kicked

-other things in the news they're running around saying that they did it on purpose and stuff like that and they did not and they're getting their asses kicked plenty of times too we don't like these people at all and their garbage is too long it's gone on like this so we're focusing on wiping them out today was encouraging we hit them wipe them all out in this hardly even a response that's so dumb so going after them in the city areas and other and we may as well assist in wiping out their bases we already are but we can we can grab tons of stuff we're going at it now and tons of other groups are you're tired of hearing their stuff and the threats in the mishandling of the people who are inventors and engineers there's not many of them they said and you people are done and they're going at it

-the numbers haven't changed a ton they're still working at it they will later on but there is news

-besides them dropping a percent today the more luck are evacuating and they're evacuating the middle areas and the upper middle areas and they're leaving to the islands thankfully we like it but there's a ton of them and like we said there are 25 one mile ships 50 half mile ships and 300 quarter mile chips plus about 8 2 mi ships and five three mile shifts in each River of the Missouri and the other is the Mississippi and up in the upper Midwest the Saint Laurent will take seven two mile ships and 80 when my ships and 50 half mile ships well it's more like 500 half mile shifts and they're taking tons and tons of stuff no they're leaving people said they're going to fight to try and make the Jager and started taking all their stuff and we ended up fighting over it because these losers are going to just misuse it we don't care but they're not really doing it they say they're going to use devices and that's it and they say that they can rig from Australia which is not true they'll end up rigging themselves it's already a big desert.

-they are also taking some things but not a lot and trying for equipment they get beat up and they leave it's going to be a lot of them this time the area of the upper Midwest cone we suspect we'll shrink from 80 by 40 roughly to about 70 or 60x20 and it'll be very small at that point and they'll probably leave because of its size once they see things leaving to the South because they get ripped out my hand sort of and up to the north Illinois has suffered a huge loss it's because Ohio is getting beaten up and the states to the left or the West and Northwest are emptying rapidly mostly it's just a city areas and it's because massive amounts of fighting are occurring and the more like a losing very badly and they're evacuating to the east they find Ohio to be nasty and they evacuate to the river or the evacuate to the West those states are mostly empty except for Illinois which is empty now and Ohio both are completely engrossed in battle and combat and there's no way to survive there if you're stuck tough side and you're not in a base and they don't have any bases left they're all on fire or destroyed yes and western hemisphere and that has been happening because they kept going there from the cities and building new ones and we're planning a huge strike and got wiped out. Is more

-there are about two people who are rude no most of these higher ups are rude as hell and they spent they go around ruining people who are doing something we don't need it there's a few people are doing something who are more like and they can't stand any of you she walked in the mall and said I'm out of here so more people come later and it's worse she laughed and looked on the camera and said that's good news and it was worse this asinine carrot top jackasses think their clothes and they were but boy these here are rude and they're going to face the music tonight in Virginia and North Carolina at the boy scout camp and some of them will not return

-there are about 20 households at the first ring and they are going to engage they have armies they gathered they're not really huge but they have all sorts of special and gear and motorized vehicles and they're going to try and move in and use maneuvers and it's new and it's about time they suck so bad and they are going to have a big problem the pseudo empire has been building up all day and they're getting ready to face them and knew about them trying to build up and they've been intercepting shipments and taking it all sorts of things even motorcycles and trucks and more hardware real hardware and it's a war and they're facing the music of what they've been doing but tonight is going to be a hell of a battle out there they're only up to eight 18th rain ring but the pseudo empire is building up massively and the morlock are leaving Florida it's not going to be a huge force and after this there won't be a ton of them tonight and we'll try and refill and the pseudomora pseudo empire has been loading up spaceships and ocean-going vessels to repel and they started patrolling the shoreline the whole thing of Florida they're doing it with boats and ships and they're patrolling the West as well and submarines it's a big Force now and it's growing

-there are several other things happening as they're doing this the more locker attacking the basis that are outside Florida and the pseudo empire of losing hardware to them slowly and the empire is taking it from the idiots and crushing them quickly and easily and it's not a worthwhile venture but they keep doing it it also trying for ships underground and as usual they suck it's not that great no there are a bunch of bases that are going to fall tonight of the pseudo empire as they're following their evacuating and coming here and slaughtering them warlock and picking up leaders and killing them and killing them in the battlefield they don't have much intelligence and they don't care

-the giant battle between the two and the pseudo empire has lost some bases they had in the Western hemisphere already they had seven very large and three are now destroyed fully at least four two of those are on fire and will probably blown up tonight and that will leave only two very large basis and they're pretty good size like 80 x 20 and their areas of operation now their military base areas and three of them were in the midwest now they were in the south and the warlock are pouring down there and two of them are in the West and are heavily engaged those are in Oregon and Washington they're building one in California and that is the one in Star wars and represents the end of the warlock this saga. There are 20 large that had yesterday now they have 10 five are on fire will be blown up shortly and it's been going on all day they've been on fire but in about an hour they're going to pull them up because it kind of goes out and they intend to is there an evil little assholes and the five that are left are engaged heavily and will probably fall and they're losing ships they had 300 million this morning between all of them well no they have about 800 million they had 1.4 billion and yeah it was because of Tommy f mostly now sees burgers and they lost about 100 million today to the idiots and they're mad. But that's a lot of ships and if their base is falling as they are they not have a place to feel. Out of the medium of about a hundred they had 50 left this morning now they have 25 but rest are blown they're on fire all morning and afternoon so they have 25 left those are 10x20 with 20x20x 4 0 * 3 each which is pretty big they're going to be engaged shortly and they have very small about 300 and now they're down to about 100 and they're under fierce attack and pretty soon they'll fall in the western hemisphere in the eastern hemisphere they have half of what they have and tomorrow they're going to attack them and they say they don't care but they're after their ships and stuff and they get some of it and it's enough for them. And the empire thinks they're going to win because their own idiots fell and start fighting them. The pseudo empires areas of operation that are taking a pounding in the Western hemisphere they had seven they're pretty big and they have bunkers below that are fairly good sized and there was 20 by 30 in the bunkers are 60x80x40 each one and it's not really huge but top side they have a lot of people and buildings and information and stuff after being raided madly. People say it too he smells different sometimes it smells really awesome I wonder what they're talking about it smells like a flower they said it's not true it smells like a cookie that's true it's like something's baking is burning stuff so besides that which is weird there areas are shrinking and they're medium errors about 20 we're cut in half and they're small areas which are about 50 or cut in half and you think they're more but they lost a lot of it and the eastern hemisphere that's about the same as above and tomorrow to lose more but tonight we expect their areas of operation to take a real party people going to be surprised tomorrow with the results are they're fighting them pretty hard and I'm not giving him and the pseudo empire is attacking the warlock

-he went over the morlock numbers yes but not their areas of operation no we did it's the cities is asking about they're in about 50 of the cities no they're in all of them. We said they're reduced to 20% and it wasn't true that people invaded and started taking stuff and start a fight in a big one, yeah these people had it done because they want to take stuff they got their asses handed to them and lost stuff and didn't gain and they can't figure it out so it's a huge deal they keep losing and they're not good fighters the whole place is going after them no but pseudo empire miscellaneous some empire some of us and some foreigners I'm going after it and a lot of clones about 80% of the rating is by clones they need things now and they're going nuts grabbing it they need to defend themselves and the more locks are going to be crushed tonight they're evacuating and are in fear these phones are charged and there's tons of them and they're coming out from what remains of the basis they're evacuating the basis and grabbing stuff to fall back and build more defenses and join their brother and defending the ships and raiding parties I will be formed up and they'll start rating now and for stuff for the rest of the ships and they're moving on fast. The morlok a horrified. We anticipate that almost half the remaining population of the warlock will evacuate tonight and tomorrow and if not more and it's going to continue the more that evacuate the more that will be forced to evacuate they're leaving behind tons of things and we're taking tons of things cars and trucks and bikes huge numbers of appliances and things and storage we're taking all of it we need it all and we're taking everything underneath and we're waiting and they're fighting over it so much that they don't get too much this is good huge numbers of motorcycles giant numbers of cars and we need them and we use them we expect Illinois to be half emptied including the broncos and they're leaving the bunkers and evacuating and as they leave the bunkers we're crushing them and they're not in a cavern but we do have a system they're huge bunkers by the way huge . Probably half of them will be gone today and into tonight on the other half tomorrow night and Ohio will start to fall and movies are beginning tonight and he's going to show it right now this morning news in a moment in a moment

Thor Freya

He felt overwhelmed a little but not really knows this is going to happen

Hera

It's a little bit strange the feeling that we getting from him but it's not really odd and he doesn't have too much control here or it doesn't seem that way but we are doing the job

Nuada Ariana

I thought that was me saying it too because it was

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