#3 lil dumplings all cuddled up

[taojjang]

ִ ࣪𖤐 riize spending halloween with you .ᐟ

pairing: bf!riize x fem!reader, genre: fluff + crack, warnings: spooky themes! haunted houses, fake blood, scary clowns, fake blades, a lil spooky might make u dookie pink text > reader blue text > riize

♡⸝⸝ spooky day with your silly bf

shotaro passing out candy!

since the day you and shotaro moved into your shared apartment, you always loved how festive your neighborhood was during halloween. everything was so festive with the spooky orange lights, the scary skeleton statues, the fake spiderwebs in the trees. that's why you'd never imagine spending halloween anywhere else but your home.

though you love halloween so dearly, it's clear who loves it more between the both of you. on october 1st, taro buys loads and loads of spooky decorations. he'd come home with huge bags cheering, "honey! look what i bought! do you want to help me put these up?" you could never turn down requests as adorable as his :( even if it's cold, you would be outside for hours hanging up fancy string lights and constructing little pumpkin lanterns to leave on the front lawn. you'd take a break and watch shotaro excitedly hanging cute ghosts from a tree, giggling and showing off his work. he was so serious about making your house extra festive </3

on halloween day, you and taro would sit on your front porch in matching costumes and pass out candy to the trick-or-treaters. you absolutely adore how cute taro is with kids, getting a little too generous with his grants because of how adorable they are. every time a kid would walk away, he'd turn to you and gush, “wasn't she so adorable?! ahh i can't take it!!” once the trick-or-treaters stop coming, the two of you head inside to cuddle and eat the leftover candy. “babies are so cute, don't you think? i can't wait to dress up our little one!” "you're the cutest thing, taro :("

eunseok baking spooky treats!

ever since eunseok made the cute gesture of cooking pumpkin-shaped dumplings for halloween one year, cooking has been a halloween tradition. maybe because of how delicious eunseok's pastries are, the two of you often ditch halloween parties to eat cream puffs instead >.< you'd truly leave anything behind just to enjoy a comforting meal cooked by your sweet boyfriend. once the month of october begins, you're already counting down the days until your cooking date with seok. of course, he's excited as well. but he can't help feeling a bit anxious. though you love baking with him, he tries to take the lead most times because of how clumsy you are.

this year, the two of you decided on a two-course meal; ghost-shaped dumplings and pumpkin cream puffs! the date began, the two of you looking for recipes and hunting for the ingredients in his cabinets. eunseok tried to lend you some of his trust while you cooked, but it didn't take long for your clumsiness to spike his anxiety. "darling, this looks like a bit too much flour. how much did you put?" "two cups!" "the recipe called for half." long story short, you were switched to observation duty!

you watched eunseok read the instructions and add all the ingredients to a bowl while clinging to his waist, peeking over his shoulder. here and there, he'll look back at you and allow you to mix the ingredients together (which he shouldn't have cus you ended up splashing flour all over your halloween pajamas </3). eunseok was working overtime steaming the dumplings and mixing the pastry dough, all while keeping a close eye on you so you wouldn't explode the house or something. once the pastries were in the oven, you went to the living room to pick a spooky show to watch while your chef boyfriend prepared dinner. "here darling, all done." your eyes lit up at the sight of the prettily plated food, eunseok placing it in front of you with a bunch of side dishes. "this looks good, love! thank you!" the two of you sat beside each other, indulging in the cute little dumplings. your eyes were glued on the show in front of you, but eunseok's eyes were scanning your face for signs of enjoyment. he relaxes into a soft smile when he sees your eyes light up with your cheeks stuffed with food. "how is it?" "so good! extra points cus you're cute ;3" all of his stress from looking after you melted away once he was rewarded with that sweet smile of yours.

sungchan carving pumpkins!

sungchan is probably as excited for halloween as a sugar-deficit toddler. chan has been so determined to prepare everything early for halloween, picking out costumes and little candies since the beginning of october. he’d been looking forward to wearing your matching fbi agent costumes to his friend’s costume party. but you fell ill the day before the party, not being able to completely enjoy your halloween :(

sungchan was worried sick about you, leaving everything behind to come take care of you. what you didn’t expect was him to open your bedroom door with two large pumpkins. “what the hell babe..? i thought you were buying medicine?” “oh, i forgot… but they had pumpkins on sale! buy one get one free!” you laughed at your smiling dork and mustered up the strength to go carve pumpkins in the living room, right in front of the display of spooky festivities outside of your window <3

“let’s make matching pumpkins! i can make spiderman and you can make uh… baby yoda!” “that doesn’t match but sure!” the two of you carved pumpkins together while watching peanuts, your favorite cartoon. though you felt like shit due to the lack of medication, you didn't have much time to focus on your discomfort due to your dramatic boyfriend's reaction to the gross feeling of the pumpkin guts. gosh, did you absolutely love that stupid face of his. though he was fooling around and trying to lift your spirits, sungchan remained hyperalert watching your every move, staying wary of your weak hands holding the carving knife. “let me do it for you, princess. you’re gonna get hurt.” sure enough, the both of you got hurt :) but at least the pumpkins were cute! sungchan put candles in the pumpkins and left the botched-looking jack o’lanterns by your front door. “all done! i should probably go buy your medicine now, huh…” “just come inside and cuddle me..!”

wonbin watching scary films!

you’ve been dying to go to a haunted house with wonbin for months now. but due to reasons unbeknown to you, he’s always turned you down. he comes up with a different excuse every time, like “it’s too expensive” or  “it’s too cold that day” but once he agreed to watch scary movies with you, you finally figured out why he didn’t want to go.

the two of you decided to watch paranormal movies, all about ghosts and hauntings. throughout the movie, you notice wonbin kept scooting closer and closer to you until his head was hiding behind your shoulder. “no way bbin, are you scared?” “no, i’m just cold.” but whenever ominous music played, his grip on your arm would tighten and he’d hold his breath, just barely peeking over your shoulder. once the movie grew silent, you smirked before letting out a low growl, scaring the jumpy cat. “ah don’t do that, baby!!” you laughed before pulling him down to cuddle against your chest, ruffling his hair and apologizing through giggles. during the climax, wonbin was tightly squeezing your waist and hiding with the blanket pressed tightly against his face. you sneakily pulled out your phone and recorded your boyfriend's cute demeanor, all tensed up on top of you with his big, shaky eyes hesitantly glued to the screen. once the jumpscare popped up, he dropped the ineffective nonchalant act and screamed, springing backward to hug you by the shoulders, hiding his head into your neck. you laughed and held him against your body, kissing his temple to calm him down. “ah, this must be why you didn't wanna go to the haunted house, hm?” “shut up!”

the movie ended at 11pm and you had to go back home. you put your jacket on and grabbed your keys, but wonbin stood in front of the door and stared at you with that pitiful sullen glint in his eyes. “can you sleep over tonight? i’m… gonna be cold again later.” you laughed and tossed your keys back onto the counter running to hug your frightened baby. you cupped his cheeks in your hands and planted hundreds of kisses all over his flustered cheeks. “i won't make fun of you if you're scared, baby. should we cuddle?” wonbin’s fear melted away and he nodded, holding your hand and running off to his room. the two of you cuddled while staring at the glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling. “we shouldn't have watched that… did you know you could manifest hauntings by watching scary stuff?” “the ghosts can't kill you, baby. shush, just sleep.”

seunghan on a pokemon hunt!

as silly as it sounds, the two of you decided instead of passing out candy or going to costume parties, you would go on a pokémon hunt late at night. seunghan proposed a challenge of whoever could catch the most pokémon would pay for dinner that night. you and your competitive poké-fiend boyfriend put on your coziest jackets and ran outside.

you stayed on facetime with hani while running opposite ways to catch some pokémon. you were doing pretty good, catching a few ratatas and even a diglett. but after 10 minutes of hunting, you noticed seunghan was frantically looking around and commenting on his surroundings. "oh wow it's dark... i should try to stay around the other people here. there wouldn't be ghosts, right? ghosts aren't a thing, haha..." you couldn't hold back your laughter as you realized seunghan was more afraid of the ghosts catching him than having to pay for dinner. "what are you laughing at..?" "are you scared, love?" "of course not! i'm just in a weird environment!" you closed out of the pokémon go app and watched your boyfriend's flustered expression on the screen. "hold on, i'll come find you." "no! you're gonna scare off my pokémon!" "I'LL SAVE YOU, MY PRINCESS!"

long story short, you got to enjoy your fried chicken without a single penny being taken from you (winner winner chicken dinner!). as you ran over to seunghan, he whined, "i give up, it's too dark. can we go inside yet?" once he saw you running towards him, his eyes lit up and he ran to cling to your side. "come on, love, let's go hide from the ghosts." the two of you held hands and ran back home where seunghan ordered a fried chicken delivery. you and the sulky boy ate together while watching shin chan, you occasionally pausing to tease your silly boyfriend for being scared of ghosts. "do you mind taking out the trash after this? hopefully there aren't any ghosts out there~" "STOP ANGEL I'M SO SERIOUS RN"

sohee in a haunted corn maze!

the two of you were browsing the store for cool halloween costumes when you saw a flier for a haunted corn maze at the nearby farm. “we should do it!” sohee cheered, taking a picture of the flier. you tilted your head and asked, “are you sure? you won’t be scared?” sohee scoffs and shakes his head, “of course not! i’m sohee!” you scoff at the silly guy who's grinning and flexing his tiny muscles.

contrary to your initial belief, sohee wasn't afraid. you were. the two of you arrived at the farm and you couldn't help but feel uneasy. you keep subconsciously squeezing sohee's arm and pressing yourself against him. your heart was beginning to palpitate meanwhile sohee was laughing and gasping, "wow... the props seem to be good quality!" your clueless boyfriend was too busy admiring the fake knives on the hay barrels instead of the terrifying killer clown standing by the maze entrance. you enter the maze and you’re immediately hit with the eeriness of the space; the tall hedges, the dark path ahead, the fake blood on the ground, the scary backtrack. your stomach began to turn, yet sohee excitedly treaded forward. “let’s go! should we go left or right?” you hummed trying to brainstorm an answer but as you looked both ways, you spotted scary props in both directions. the terrified screams of the other people in the maze didn’t help your sense of impending doom. “maybe… left?”  sohee looked down at you and noticed the uncertainty in your voice. he found it cute how you were so concerned about him being afraid yet now you're stuck to his arm, seemingly about to cry. “are you sure? we can still leave if you'd like.” you shook your head and held onto his arm tighter. “no, let's go!” sohee chucked adoringly at your sudden courage and began following your lead.

your fear soon dissipated as the fun of the escape settled in. as you turned left, a bloodied clown emerged from the dense bushes. you immediately tugged sohee towards you, earning an amused laugh from him. but now that it was over, you weren’t as scared. the escape was now on. “i think we should go left.” “nonono there's a killer over there!” “are you scared?” “no let’s go” the two of you worked tirelessly (screaming almost every 4 minutes) and finally saw the glow of the exit lights. sohee’s eyes lit up as he saw the red sign, turning to you and taking your hand in his. “y/n, there it is! come on!” the two of you ran out of the maze with huge smiles. sohee turned to you with the widest gleam on his face, high-fiving your hands and intertwining his fingers with yours. “we did it!” the fear-induced adrenaline all melted away once your hands were in his. you fell into his hug, wrapping your arms around his shoulders and resting against him. sohee held you by the waist and nuzzled his head onto your shoulder. “were you scared, pretty girl?” you shook your head and huffed, “not at all!” sohee laughed and left a small kiss on your cheek. “you did a good job getting us out of there! let’s do more things like this!”

anton in a haunted house! (oh dear...)

anton had been dreading this day for ages. your boyfriend had always been a scaredy cat, not being too good at hiding his fear especially when watching scary movies with you. “i really can’t do it love, i’m gonna DIE.” “you’re being dramatic, anton.” he’d been trying his best to convince you not to go, but he couldn’t stand the idea of you going alone. he couldn’t keep fighting your little pout and those pleading doe eyes :( so of course, you went!

you were skipping towards the spooky house while anton was pulling you back by the arm, taking baby steps. “ah, wait! i can’t do this!!” with enough consoling, anton finally followed you inside the house. but once the red lights flashed, he ran behind you and planted his hands under your jacket. you laughed hearing anton’s terrified whines so soon, only being in the house for 20 seconds. you rested your hands over his gripping your waist. “i’m gonna start walking, okay?” “no!” the two of you still haven’t made it three steps into the house without him sticking to you, hiding his head in the side of your neck. once you began progressing, you were shocked at how high quality the set was; fake dead bodies, blood splattered all over the walls, eerie smoke emanating from the doorways. everything you found fascinating was only driving anton even closer to you, hiding against you and holding you with a trembling grip. you wanted to immerse yourself in the horror of the scene, but you couldn’t feel any sense of fear with your dumb boyfriend whining against your neck. “baby, hiding won’t help.” “no, i’m not looking! hurry, i wanna get out!” you laughed and held onto his hands tighter, treading through the scary rooms. with every slight noise, anton would flinch against your shoulder, his grip on your shirt growing tighter. “ah, move faster love!” “i’m trying!”

the entire time, anton was pathetically shrieking with his head buried into your neck, not allowing himself to see any of the scary scenes. he was so focused on keeping his eyes shut that he didn't realize you'd successfully exited the house. "open your eyes." "no!" "baby trust me, open your eyes." toni hesitantly lifted his head only to be met with the sight of trees and soft moonlight. "oh... it's done." you laughed and turned to face him, cupping his face in your hands and lifting the corners of his lips into a smile. "you made it out alive! see? it wasn't bad!" "you don't know what i went through..." though he'd finally escaped like he'd been praying for, he was still sulking during the entire trip back home. you couldn't hold back your laughs, finding his pouty lips so adorable. "i'm sorry my love, i won't make you go to another one again. do you wanna cuddle?" "whatever, sure." you sighed at his sassy remark and turned him to face you, pressing your lips against his. that moody look on his face was soon replaced with his flustered, blushing cheeks and a content smile creeping onto his lips.

[spadeselfshipcorner]

🩷The Milluki Masterlist!🩷

Yes, this is once again my inner list maniac wanting to group things together aaa idek why I'm making this because this is what tagging is for but making lists is too much fun, soooo here's where I'll group all my Milluki content! Yippeee!

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Milluki Body Study

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[justasparkwritings]

The Littlest Dumpling {6}

Previous: The Littlest Dumpling {5}

Pairing: Min Yoongi x OFC

Genre: Non Idol AU / Author AU

Rating: R

Warnings: Swearing! Talking About Sex! Kissing! Making Out!

Word Count: 4.8k

Summary: August and September roll through with two breakdowns, a relationship unveiling and bonds forging stronger than before.

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Tag List: @4ksj, @jagiya, @ot7nem, @knjkitten, @teamtardis-notdead​

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           “It was good to offer them grain,” Sir Hyun Woo said. He stood next to Lil King, dutifully watching as the other soldiers gave grain and rice to the people.

           “It was the decision that’s best for the people. My feelings on the matter don’t mean anything.” Yoongi said.

           “Sometimes, as a leader –

           “You’ve never been the leader of a kingdom, how could you possibly have advice for me?”

           “I know you are angry, but taking it out on me and the people of your kingdom is not the answer, your highness,” Hyun Wood said.

           “Perhaps I should take it out on you, and you alone.”

           “I am honored to serve you, your highness. But is that wise?”

           Lil King Yoongi stared up at the man, who had been his father’s second in command, his go-to, his confidante. Yoongi glared at him, angered by his defiance and correct assumptions.

           “I hate you.” Lil King spat on the snow-covered ground and retreated into the castle.

Lil King Yoongi Vol. 2

August Pt. 3

           Yoongi arrives at your house with a few minutes to spare, and naturally spends them checking his reflection in his mirror and wondering if he has anything to say, other than, we’ll go at your speed… but if we do that we can’t keep kissing or spending evenings cuddled in a restaurant booth. That’s too much for his heart, it will be too much for his heart if you keep it up, too.

           He gets out of his car right on time and rings your doorbell. Your house isn’t huge, a modest first home you purchased a few years prior when the money from Two Affairs to Remember came in, and your signing bonus from this new job. He stares at it admiringly, he’s still in an apartment. A spacious apartment with lots of windows that does cost him a fair penny every month.

           You answer quickly, and he groans internally for how cute and cuddly you look.

           “Hi,” You smile softly, and Yoongi returns it.

           “Hi,” He says.

           “Come in, shoes off please.”

           Yoongi steps inside and does as you asked, slipping his shoes off his feet and following you towards your kitchen. He’d make a quip about a hello hug but doesn’t want to push it. Though the closeness, the intimacy of a hug might just be enough to remind both of you that you’re in this, whatever this is, together.

           “Can I get you something to drink?” You ask.

           “Uh, water’s fine.”

           “Flat or sparkling?” You ask.

           “Flat.”

           You fill a glass for him and set it next to where he’s perched himself on a bar stool.

           “So,” You start.

           “So,” He repeats.

           “I’m sorry.”

           This catches Yoongi by surprise. “Sorry for what?”

           “I feel like I’ve been really wishy washy, and not clear or firm in what I’m feeling or what I want,” You explain.

           “Oh,” Yoongi says. “I guess I have been too.”

           “No, you’ve been pretty clear, Yoongi. I’m the one that’s been jerking you around.”

           “You had a really traumatic experience dating someone you work with, I think that warrants a little fear,” Yoongi says, the empathy in his eyes tugging at your heart.

           “I know, I know it does, but that doesn’t mean I can and should be carrying on the way I have been. It isn’t fair to you.”

           “Okay?” He asks.

           “I – god Yoongi why do you look at me like that?” You ask, frustrated by his mere existence.

           “Like what? He asks.

           “Like you have so much compassion for me it’s oozing out of your pores, and like you just want to hold me and make it all better!”

           He sighs heavily, the little tension he’d been carrying dissipating. “I do, to both of them. I’d like to kiss you again, too, but that seems to be off the table.”

           “I,” You pause, exhaling. “I want that. I do. But I’m so fucking scared, Yoongi. I’m scared that this is going to fail, that I’ll lose my job, that –

           “Hey,” Yoongi stands from his stool and walks to you. He places his hands on your shoulders. “Take a breath.”

           “Okay,” You say, a ragged breath in through your nose and out through your mouth made difficult by the tears that had started to fall. “Everyone thinks I’m a slut Yoongi, everyone thinks I got my job by fucking my way to the top. They think I’m too dirty to work in childrens lit, but that’s always been my passion.”

           “Honey,” He cooes, not thinking about what it implied as he wipes your tears with his thumbs.

           “It’s all they think about when my name gets brought up. I hide behind my work but if you and I – and Yoongi I want to. I want to be with you. God I’m a fucking mess.”

           You take a step out of his grasp and disappear to the powder bath where you blow your nose and wipe your tears. Yoongi, having watched you with great attention to detail, opens the cabinet and fills a glass with water for you.

           “I’m sorry.”

           “It’s okay. I’m usually the neurotic mess, so you having a moment is truly okay. You’ve listened to me seethe at Seokjin for far too long for two grown men.” He says.

           “That’s true.”

           “Let me take care of you,” Yoongi requests, and it causes you to stop. Not since Taehyung have you let someone take care of you. Or have you wanted to let someone, anyone, care for you in any romantic capacity. Taehyung had done a number on your heart, and your ability to trust. Which sounds cliché and basic, but it’s true. The revelation that Taehyung had an entire other life, a different girlfriend that he was lying to, too, shook every part of you to your core. How did it go unnoticed? How did you mistake his busy schedule for work when it was really, her? And, once it came out, how had you concocted a solution that sure saved your career but broke your heart further? Only now to want to jump into a similar relationship again?

           Yoongi could be different.

           Yoongi is different.

           Maybe … maybe there’s hope.

           “Okay.” You whisper.

           “What do you need?” Yoongi asks.

           “Can we just sit on the couch?” You ask, vulnerability wearing so potently in your voice.

           “Yeah, we can.”

           You take Yoongi’s hand and guide him to the couch, where he lies down and you rest your head on his chest, his arms snaking around your waist.

           “I can’t believe I had a full meltdown.”

           “Why?”

           “That’s a level of vulnerability we haven’t gotten to, and yet here I am, laying on your chest with tears drying on my cheeks. Totally exposed,” You explain.  

           “Why don’t you think we’ve gotten to that point?” He asks.

           “You just, we just… I don’t know. We just kissed.”

           “We’ve been texting constantly, going on weekly if not twice a week dates to The Ruby Poppy for over a month… this might be casual but it isn’t nothing,” Yoongi says.

           “And you admitted to your colossal crush on me,” You tease.          

           “And you admitted you fantasize about me.”

           “God, we’re a match aren’t we?” You laugh. You sit up softly, to get a better look at Yoongi’s face.

           “Hm?” He asks, staring at you.

           “You didn’t kiss me when you got here.”

           “I didn’t.”

           “You owe me one,” You say.

           “You owe me two.”

           “Two?”

           “Yeah, if you get one, I want two.”

           “That seems fair.”

           Yoongi adjusts, placing himself at a better position for kissing you. Which he does, slowly and methodically, leaning his lips down until they grace yours. It’s gentle and calm for all of five seconds before his hands are slipping under the hem of your shirt to rest on your waist, and your hands are in his black locks. It’s calm, but then his tongue breaches your mouth and what was once gentle and soft is heated and passionate. This isn’t just kissing; this is making out. This is all the sexual frustration that’s been brewing between you for weeks, months at this point. All coming out in the gentle mewls that escape Yoongi’s lips, the moans leaving yours, both swallowed and gulped down as fuel.

           This is a fire.

           But maybe neither of you will burn.

           Sitting in your office, a week later, you glance at the clock. Your patience, which you have mastered, is wearing thin. Why? Oh you’re waiting for a certain author to show up for his meeting. He’s late, which is unusual, for him to be late at all is unheard of, but five minutes?

           “Sorry, fuck, sorry,” Yoongi says as he rushes into your office.

           “What the fuck Yoongi? Where have you been?” You demand as he finally sits down in his chair.

           “I know, I got caught up with edits and looking at a draft of a sketch from Jimin that I lost track of time.”

           You stare at him, watching as Alexis leaves and Yoongi sits. He catches your expression but isn’t quite sure what your distaste is directed at.

          “What are you wearing?” You ask.

          Yoongi glances down at his wardrobe, a white long sleeve t-shirt and navy and white linen overalls. “What about it?”

          “Why are you dressed like a train conductor?”

          “I - I am not!” He argues.

          “You are. Are Thomas and friends waiting outside for you?”

          “Shut up!”

          “Did you forget to say your morning mantra? I think I can. I think I can, I think I can pull these off?” You laugh hysterically.

          Yoongi scowls. “That was terrible.”

          “If the train you’re conducting leaves at 9am, and the train the cool people are on is actually a Range Rover hybrid, how long will it take you to realize your friends don’t want to hang out with you?” You ask.

          “Why are you being so mean?” He asks.

          You stare at him; he hasn’t called you out before. “Honest answer?”

          “Yeah, honest answer.”

          “You look so fucking cute, and we’re in my office,” You drop your voice to a low whisper. “And I really want to kiss you - but I can’t. So, I’m being a bitch. Sorry.”

          “You want to kiss me?” Yoongi repeats in an equally quiet decibel.  

          “Yeah, badly.”

          “You think I look cute?” He asks.

          “So cute.”

          “You wanna take my overalls off me?”

          “That’s harassment,” You scold in mock horror.

          “Oh, so it’s a joke when you say it but when I do it’s a problem?”

          You stare at him, unwavering in the bit you’ve started. “I’m gonna need to speak to your union rep about this behavior.”

          “Come on!” He laughs.

          “The United Transportation Union, or I’m sorry, who heads the Hogwarts Express?”

          “You’re not funny.”

          “I just need to know if the undercut will display prominently with the curve of your hog head hat?” You ask.

          “Shouldn’t you be embarrassed to know this much about trains?” Yoongi counters.

           “Oh honey, baby, sweetie, darling. I’m an editor. Do you know how many books I’ve read about trains?”

          “Planes, and automobiles too, right?”

          “Speaking of,” You say.

          “Great transition,” He comments.

          “You got lost in an edit?”

          “Yeah, I don’t know, seeing those illustrations has really pushed me into a new creative space.”

          “You didn’t have to leave it to meet me, we could’ve rescheduled.”

          “And miss a chance to see you?” Yoongi asks in mock horror. “I would never.”

          “Yoongi,” You blush.

          “What? Too much?”

          “Just enough.”

September

           Namjoon stills, his hips no longer moving methodically to the pace he had set, his eyes still screwed shut as the last remnants of bliss from his orgasm recede. He rolls over, lying flat on his back and exhales. His heart still pounds in his ears, body finding a new pace now that he’s no longer actively fucking his girlfriend. He runs a hand through his hair, pushing it off his forehead.

           “Fuck,” He mutters. “Do we keep getting better?”

           “Of course, we do,” She says, sitting up and running a hand through her once beautifully quaffed hair. She reaches for her glasses and slips them on before crawling out of bed. Grabbing the few lingering pieces of clothing off the floor, she retreats into his bathroom to clean up. Once somewhat ready, her dress and jewelry are strewn somewhere between the front door and the bedroom, she leans on the door frame and watches her boyfriend. His shoulders expand as he inhales and stretches, an expanse of tan skin she could easily sink her teeth into again, and again, and again. Just like she did moments ago and has been doing for nearly a year.

           “Staring? Wasn’t I just inside you?” Namjoon asks, laughter in his voice as he slips his boxers on.

           “Yes, and yes,” She agrees.

           “Can’t get enough Noona?” He teases.

           “Correct,” She agrees.

           Picking up the rest of her clothing, she’s quick to slip them on.

           “Thanks for this quickie, I know it’s not ideal but you’ve been driving me crazy,” She tells him.

           “What did I do?”

           “Breathe, you breathe and respond to texts and it goes straight to my clit, okay?” She saunters over to him, hands resting on his chest as he dips to capture her lips. At this rate they could easily tumble back to bed and she could miss her next two meetings.

           “Well, I’m glad we could make this happen,” He says. “I couldn’t wait until tonight, either.”

           “Yeah, that too.”

           “Text me when you get to work so I know you made it okay, yeah?” Namjoon asks.

           “Yeah, I’ll do that.”

           She turns and starts to head out of the apartment, picking up discarded pieces of her outfit as she goes. Necklace here, earrings there, her actual dress and leather jacket before slipping her shoes finally by the door.

           “I’ll see you after work?” She asks.

           “Of course, babe. Decide what you want for dinner and I’ll cook. Or we can order out.” Namjoon says from his new post in the kitchen, making himself lunch.

           “Sounds good. Love you,” She says as she steps through the door and into the hallway, smack into the one person she didn’t want to see.

           “Jane?” Yoongi asks.

           “Yoongi!” Jane says.

           An awkward silence befalls them, Yoongi staring at Jane, Jane staring at Yoongi. Silence filling with all the words they refuse to speak to each other. He takes in her appearance, some semblance of just gotten dressed but not totally polished. She takes in how he’s scrutinizing her, noticing the dress that’s not totally on right, the earrings still in her palm. Jane’s cheeks are flushed and rosy, make up smudged.

           “I fucking knew it,” Yoongi whispers.

“Yoongi,” Jane says.

“Namjoon!” Yoongi barrels past her and into the apartment, where he’s overwhelmed with the scent of the sex they just had. “I fucking knew it!”

           “Knew – Yoongi!” Namjoon says, whishing he had put a shirt on. The shock is in his eyes as he glances quickly to Jane, trying to decide if they should just lie or come clean.

           “You two – you two are fucking,” Yoongi is positively giddy at this news.

           “I – it’s more than that,” Namjoon says, awkwardly scratching his neck and deciding that no, in fact he can’t lie about this.

           “I’m going to be late,” Jane says looking to Namjoon to clarify that she can leave.

           “Yeah, honey, go ahead.”

           “Oh, but we will be discussing this,” Yoongi says.

           “Fine,” Jane turns and leaves quicker than she came, completely embarrassed.

           She had wanted to tell Yoongi about her relationship with Namjoon… just… when she was ready. And not after being caught post afternoon delight. And not when she has a meeting with a different client who thankfully has zero stake in her personal life.

           “You have explaining to do,” Yoongi tells Namjoon as he kicks off his shoes and jacket. Wasn’t Namjoon the one who had asked him to come over?

           “What do you want to know?” Namjoon asks.

           “How long?”

           “Almost a year.”

           “Are you in love?”

           Namjoon nods. “Yes.”

           “Shit, man,” Yoongi says. He sits down on the couch and watches as Namjoon flits about the kitchen, bringing waters for them both.

           “I know.”

           “How did it start?” Yoongi asks.

           “Remember my birthday, last year, when we had that dinner and Noona crashed it?”

           “I do,” Yoongi agrees.

           “Well, after you went home, everyone else went home too. Except Jane. She stayed and we had a drink, then two, and she came home with me.” Namjoon tells him.

           “That’s what started it? Me leaving early from your birthday party?”

           “Not everything is about you, but yes that’s what started it.”

           “That’s the first time you fucked?” Yoongi asks.

           “Yep.”

           “And now, your birthday is next week and that marks a year?”

           “No, we made it official in October, so we’ve got a little time left to plan whatever it is she wants to do for it,” Namjoon explains.

           “What will she want to do?”

           “I’m thinking a really nice dinner, like hundreds of dollars, and insane sex,” Namjoon explains.

           “What is insane sex?” Yoongi asks.

           “Anniversary sex, special sex, good sex,” Namjoon’s answer is truly not helpful.  

           “How do you measure how good sex is?” Yoongi asks.        

           “Oh honey, if you have to ask clearly you don’t know.”

           “No – that’s not it. I’m sex neutral,” Yoongi says.

           “Right, but you still asked. So spill, what new milestone have you and Y/N gotten to?”

           “Y/N kissed. A lot. A lot of making out. Maybe some hands in places… but I’m terrified to have sex with her, and she’s terrified to date me.”

           “Why?” Namjoon asks.

           “To which thing?”

           “She’s scared because of her ex, makes sense. Why are you scared to have sex? It’s not like you’ve never had it before,” Namjoon laughs.

           “What if I’m bad at it? Or my body is weird or I’m so horrible in bed she’s offended?”

           “Has anyone ever complained after having sex with you?” Namjoon asks, stifling his laugh in his glass of water.

           “The last person I had sex with was Jimin,” Yoongi reminds him.

          “Did he complain?”

          “No – never. It’s just very different situation, anatomically.”

           “And emotionally,” Namjoon agrees.

           “I don’t know about that.”

           “Oh, so you think you’re falling in love?”

           “I don’t know, but this doesn’t feel like nothing,” Yoongi shrugs.

           “Interesting,” Namjoon says. “Have you told her you’re scared?”

           “That would be so fucking pathetic, admitting to her that I’m scared to have sex with her? She’s, her. Shouldn’t she already know?”

           “How would she already know, Yoongi? She can’t read your mind and while I gather she knows you fairly well at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if she has no idea you’re this stressed about sex.”

           “I – I don’t want to tell her!”

           “Can’t you talk to Jimin about it? You dated for like three years, ask him.”

           “Call my ex and ask about my strongest traits in bed? That’s a level of pathetic only Seokjin has reached,” Yoongi says.

           “Why are you so anxious about it? One night of potentially bad sex isn’t going to ruin whatever it is you two are building, Yoongi. That’s not how love and attraction work.”

           “But couldn’t a bad fuck result in losing attraction?” Yoongi asks.

           “Not if she’s really into you, and also really understands how neurotic you are.”

           “She does, she gets it I think.”

           Namjoon finishes his water. “Then maybe you’re worrying about nothing.”

           “Maybe… Maybe we need to get drunk like you and Jane did.”

           “It made for a slightly fuzzy experience,” Namjoon says.

           “Okay, fine, maybe not.”

           “Yeah, our second time was very nerve-wracking, but Noona is, well, her. So she… dominated.”

           “I don’t want to know,” Yoongi covers his ears with his hands.

           “That’s all I’ll say.”

           “Does Hoseok know?”

           “Nope, and we weren’t even going to tell you yet.”

           “Well, honored you invited me over when you knew your girlfriend was going to be here too.”

           “Yeah, poor planning. I thought I had more time between her leaving and you showing up to clean up.”

           “You love Janie?” Yoongi asks.

           “I do, very much.”

           “How much shit can I give her for not telling me?”

           Namjoon laughs. “Oh, as much as you want. She’s got it coming, that’s for sure.”

           “Good, I plan to.”

To: Seokjin

From: Yoongi

Subject: Draft 4

           Here’s draft four.

                       YGM

To: Yoongi

From: Seokjin

Subject: Re: Draft 4

Yoongi,

           You’re gonna hate me for saying this – I think this is the version of the book. There are a few parts where you can simplify your vocabulary, but other than that…. It’s nearly perfect, like my handsome face.

           My mother would like me to tell you that she’s very impressed with your career. So good on you, Yoongi-ah.

           Seokjin

To: Seokjin

From: Yoongi

Subject: Re: Draft 4

           How dare you say that just to send me into a panic spiral.

           Fuck you.

           The illustrations aren’t even near finished.

           Tell your mom thanks, and that her son is barely better than a common tick.

           YGM

To: Yoongi

From: Seokjin

Subject: Re: Draft 4

           I’m presenting it to Y/N as the penultimate edit.        

           Do you talk to your mother with that mouth?

           Seokjin

           “I am so excited to discuss the penultimate edit!” You say, staring at a haggard looking Yoongi and a placid Seokjin. What has happened in the last week that Yoongi looks less like a person and more like the shell of himself?

           Seokjin agrees. “I am too. It’s clear, it’s funny, it has a cadence that’s fun to read. It’s great, Yoongi.”

           “Thank you,” Yoongi mutters. “The illustrations aren’t done though.”

           “No, and they won’t be for another few months, but since you’re so close to finishing this draft, it’s a perfect time to start working on book number two,” You remind him.

           “The sooner you write them the sooner we don’t have to work together, mi amigo,” Jin nudges Yoongi, who simply recoils from his touch and glares.

           “Super.”

           “Yoongi, are you okay?” You ask, eyeing him suspiciously. You can tell he isn’t, his eyes are red, he’s got bags under them and he looks like he just rolled out of a not restorative sleep.

           “Fine,” he shrugs.

           “I don’t believe you,” You tell him.

           “I don’t either,” Seokjin says.

           “You don’t have to. Are we done here?” Yoongi asks.

           “I,” You’re stunned. “We can be.”

           “Great, I’ll see you two later,” Yoongi stands and exits quickly, leaving you and Seokjin absolutely perplexed.

           “What the fuck was that?” You ask him.

           “Oh, you know Yoongi. Nothing like a depressive episode and questioning his self-worth to really wrap up a project.”

           “He gets like this?”

           “Not frequently, but semi-regularly.”

           “Oh.”

           “Don’t be too worried, he’ll figure it out.”

           “Okay, but are you worried?”

           “As his editor? No, he might need to take a few months off writing before he does book number two, but we’re on track to be done early,” Jin shrugs.

           “Okay, if you’re not worried, I won’t be.”

           It’s a lie, you absolutely are worried. But you don’t have long after Seokjin leaves before you have some form of an answer.

Yoongi: I’m doing that radical bravery thing where you ask for help when you need it

Yoongi: So …. Will you come over?

You: Absolutely, right now?

Yoongi: Yes

You: I’m on my way – do you want me to bring anything?

Yoongi: No – just you, please

           Yoongi’s apartment complex is nice. Doorman knows everyone by name, nice. And his doorman is confused, if not a little surprised that Yoongi of all people has a female guest at 2PM in the afternoon. Regardless, he lets you up and the elevator attendant presses the button to Yoongi’s floor, six.

           You knock on the heavy wooden door, and Yoongi, puffy red eyes and tear-stained t-shirt opens the door.

           “Hey,” He mutters and steps aside so you can come in. He shuts the door softly and takes your hand, dragging you towards his bedroom. It seems like an odd start, but soon he’s under his blankets and so are you. He wraps his arms around your waist and rests his head on your chest. Yoongi inhales slowly, and exhales at equal speed. He adjusts to make sure you’re comfortable, before breathing you in again.

           You don’t know what to say, and instead of empty words you begin to rub his back and kiss his hair.

           “I’m sorry I was a prick in the meeting. I’m sorry,” He whispers.

           “It’s okay, I’m just worried about you.”

           “I didn’t need to be an asshole though,” He says.

           You continue the soft circles. “It’s okay, really. I just needed to know you’re okay, and you’re very clearly not.”

           “I know.”

           You kiss his forehead. “I don’t care about the meeting. I care about this, right now.”

           “Yeah?” He asks.

           “Yes. You can tell me what’s on your mind, or we can just cuddle. Up to you.”

           “I think the draft Seokjin loves is shit,” He confides.  

           “Yoongi, that’s not true.”

           “It is!”

           “It’s a great draft, but it doesn’t have to be the penultimate one. Seokjin will keep giving notes and feedback until you’re satisfied. Or we hint the printing deadline. Either way, you have final say Yoongi.” Your voice is so soft, comforting him in a tight hug that begins melting away all his stress.

           “You’re not going to judge me if I keep working at it?” He asks.

           “No, Yoongi. Never.”  

          Yoongi exhales, relaxing a miniscule amount.

          “As long as you meet your deadline… It doesn’t matter how many edits you want to do. But I have a feeling that’s not the entire reason why you’ve been unable to get out of bed,” You say.

           “Before Lil King Yoongi Volume 1 came out, I stayed in bed for two months. One afternoon is hardly in the record books,” He tells you.

           “Why?” You ask.

           “Because Y/N. I’m not good enough. The success of Lil King was a fluke. I’m not clever or intelligent. My work is contrived and basic. Anyone can fucking publish children’s books.”

           You shake your head. “Yeah, anyone can. But not everyone can create a modern classic, Yoongi. But you are.”

           “I can’t.”

           “You’re already three edits into it.”

           “You’re just saying that,” He mutters.

           “So, you don’t believe me, either?” You ask.

           “No, logically my brain does believe you. My feelings think you’re lying.”

           “I’m not lying, I wouldn’t lie to you.” You kiss his forehead again.

           “Or you want me to think you won’t.”

           “You really think that?”

           “No,” He whispers.

           “As your publisher, I won’t lie to you.”

           “As my, whatever you are to me?” He asks.

           “I’ll do my best to be honest with you, always. If you’ll do the same,” You say.  

           “I will,” Yoongi sticks his pinky up, and you intertwine yours with his.

           “Your work isn’t contrived.���

           He lets out a sigh. “You know, I don’t let a lot of people see me like this.”

           “Falling apart?”

           “In pieces, yeah.”

           “Why are you letting me?” You ask.

           Yoongi pulls away and sits up, so he can look at you fully. His eyes trail down from your eyes to your lips, tracing the shape of them and back up.

           “You let me in, about Taehyung, about your fears of us dating… You were vulnerable and trusting with me. That’s what I’m trying to be with you,” He explains.

           “I really like you,” You whisper.

           “Yeah? What about me having a massive panic and depressive episode and staying in my bed for the foreseeable future is super sexy?” He genuinely wants to know, because if he was you, he might’ve never let you see him like this.

           “Your honesty,” You tease. “And how soft your eyes are.”

           “Yeah?” He asks.

           “Yeah, I like them a lot.”

           “I was born with them,” He laughs.

           “Yoongi?” You ask.

           “Yes?”

           “Can I kiss you? I mean, would that, would that be okay with how you’re feeling?”

           “All I want is for you to kiss me,” Yoongi slinks back down the bed and lays on his side, mirroring your posture. His arm drapes over your hips, hand resting on the small of your back and creeping slowly towards your ass. It pulls you closer, and the hand not propping your head up pulls at the fabric of his t-shirt.

           His lips are soft, just like the other day when he held you close on your couch. But tonight his touch is lighter, a feather on your skin as he delicately kisses you. Why is kissing him the most romantic and sensual experience? Hairs on your arm standing, toes curling, heart completely turning into goo over his touch. He deepens the kiss, tongue tracing the seam of your lips, gently prying them open for your tongue to come out and tease him.

           A soft mewl leaves his lips, and you pull away to stare at his soft eyes and flushed skin.

           “Be my girlfriend?” Yoongi asks.

           You stare at him, then nod.

           “I really want to,” You whisper, and he kisses you again.

Next: The Littlest Dumpling {7}

[gotxanyxramen]

This is the anon who request the smol s/o last time (you did a great job writing it btw😌) can I request some thing but with Dazai and Chuuya? (basically a part 2 since requesting 4 characters is above the limit)

Hi dumpling! I'm glad you liked my writing 😃! Also in my rules it says you can request 3 or 4 characters so requesting 4 isn't actually past the limit it just might take me longer to get to. Mabye I should make that more clear lol. Anyways, I hope you enjoy!

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Smol s/o relationship headcannons pt.2

Dazai-

Heheh

This guy loves you to death, but he can't help but tease you a lil

He'll hold things above your head so you can't reach

Only when you pull a pouty face will he give it to you cuz he can't say no

He'll use you head as a arm rest just to see how mad you get 😂

He'll immediately stop when you tell him tho

PLZ WEAR HIS CLOTHES.

Just do it

He will become the most soft person if you do that.

All of his sadness, stress, and worry will be thrown out the window.

He will demand cuddles and won't let you go.

Chuuya-

Heh he finally found someone about his size.

If your shorter than him, he will also use your head as an arm rest

If you tell him to stop he will

He will lift either himself or you up with his ability if you can't reach something

He will square up with anyone who makes fun of your height

They will get thrown into the exosphere.

Again I'm begging you. Wear. His. Clothes.

Just do it, make him feel tall

If his shirt is over sized on you

His face will be the color of a frickin cherry 🍒

Hy will melt

And like dazai he will not let you go because you are to cute and smol and you need protection even if you can handle your self.

Hope you liked it dumpling!

[thembo-for-anime]

˜”*°•.˜”*°• Haikyuu Boys w/ Pet Names •°*”˜.•°*”˜

A/N: These might be totally wrong but I can see every single one of them with my third eyes so I’m writing it anyways aslfjsflkwldk

Characters: Bokuto, Tsukishima, Ushijima, Iwaizumi, Kuroo, Koganegawa, Osamu, and Terushima (I tried to get one boy per team)

ʙᴏᴋᴜᴛᴏ

sweet cheeks

“C’mere sweet cheeks! Gimme a kiss!” 😘😘

baby

“Baabbyyy pleasse?”🥺🥺

bubba

“Let’s go home bubba, you look tired.”😊😊

bugaboo

“Oh? My little bugaboo wants cuddles? Well who am I to refuse.” 🥰🥰

babycakes

“I gotchu babycakes, you won’t fall, I promise.”🤗🤗

ᴛꜱᴜᴋɪꜱʜɪᴍᴀ

pipsqueak

“What’s that pipsqueak? I can’t hear you from up here, you’re gonna have to speak up.”😉😉

tiny

“Oh tryin’ to act tough tiny? Too bad it doesn’t work on me.”🥱🥱

cutie

“If you needed my help cutie you should’ve just asked.”🙄🙄

ᴜꜱʜɪᴊɪᴍᴀ

honey/honey bee

“What’s wrong honey? Do you need affection?”😟😟

“Hm? What are you doing honeybee?”🤨🤨

my love

“We have all the time in the world my love, don’t feel rushed.”😊😊

peach

“I’ll be right back peach, okay?”🥰🥰

ɪᴡᴀɪᴢᴜᴍɪ

babe

“Oi, babe you’ve got something on your face.”🤧🤧

baby

“Of course I love you, you’re my baby.”😚😚

sugar

“Mm, that’s it sugar.”😏😏

sweetheart

“Could you grab that for me sweetheart?”😙😙

ᴋᴜʀᴏᴏ

kitten

“What’s this kitten? Ha, I’m guessing you missed me?” 😏😏

sweetness

“Where do ya think you’re going sweetness?” 😉😉

chibi-chan

“You know you love me chiiibbi-chan :3″

ᴋᴏɢᴀɴᴇɢᴀᴡᴀ

ducky

“Ducky!! You came to my match!!” 😍😍

lovey

“Whaddya say lovey, care to join me on a date tonight?” 😊😊

chickadee

“What’s my lil chickadee doin’ all by themself?” 😘😘

ᴏꜱᴀᴍᴜ

dumpling

“Mm you’re so perfect dumpling.” 😉😉

plum

“What’s my plum doing over so late?” 🤨🤨

precious

“Hey- shit, precious could you help me out here?” 😩😩

ᴛᴇʀᴜꜱʜɪᴍᴀ

sexy

“How you doin’ sexy?” 😉😉

sweetie

“You have to ask nicely sweetie or else no one gets what they want.” 😏😏

bae (he would I’m so sorry)

“What? Of course I’m taking you! You’re my bae!” 🥰🥰

hot stuff

“Hey c’mere hot stuff, I missed you.” 🥵🥵

[morningstarships]

roll it four times!!! for any f/o ofc!

THANK U SM!! :DDD

imma do it for my hubby, william afton, bc i am helplessly in love with that man

7 ~ what’s one thing your f/o does that never fails to make you all flustered?

OKAY OKAY SO LIKE,,, HE HAS A RLLY THICK BRITISH ACCENT AND HE ALWAYS CALLS ME CUTE PET NAMES AND SOMETIMES HE'LL PAT ME ON THE HEAD AND CALL ME A GOOD BOY AND I JUST *FOAMS AT THE MOUTH*

GOD HELP ME I WANT TO MARRY THAT MAN

13 ~ what’s your f/o’s love language?

William's love language is usually acts of services and gifts!! He's v skilled with his hands in terms of crafts, technology, stuff like that!! He also loves cuddles and smooches bc!!! Touch-starved

we are just two touch starved men who need attention fjgkhfg

9 ~ what’s your f/o’s favourite snack or meal?

i love this man to bits, but he cannot cook. he tried making a meatloaf once and it exploded. to add to that!! he loves chicken and dumplings just bc i made it once for him, and he refused to let it go to waste. he literally ate the leftovers for a week straight.

15 ~ what’s your favourite memory you’ve made with your f/o so far?

probably our first date!! :3 i'm not experienced when it comes to romance and shit, or even dates, so my dumbass went all in, rented a nice ass suit, bought like three bouquets of roses, AND A CORSAGE!!!

he shows up at my place, and he brought his OWN bouquet for me, so we had to stick the flowers in the back of his car, and then we went to this fancy ass restaurant!! he took me home like a gentleman and gave me a lil kiss goodnight, but i asked him if he wanted to come in. :3 we watched a movie and cuddled, and we ended up falling asleep on the couch together!!

[fantastic-bby]

SKZ vs. their s/o dancing while cooking

Pairing: Reader x Member

Word count: 2k

Genre: Fluff 

Summary: They catch you dancing in the kitchen while you’re cooking 

Warnings: -

Requested by @m4rshm4llow​ (I hope you like it!)

Masterlist 

Chan

More often than not, Chan probably wouldn’t come home in time for dinner 

He spends so much time at the studio that he usually only leaves when it’s already past midnight or when he realises that it’s getting really really late

And most of the time, you’re already asleep when he gets home 

Buuuuttttttttt

Chan told you he was gonna be home earlier 

So being the loving s/o that you are, you decide to cook him dinner ^-^

So you're in the kitchen, wearing one of his black t shirts which pretty much engulfs your entire body :3 

While cooking, you have one of your speakers blasting songs at full volume

Since you're wearing socks, you're gliding all over the kitchen 

You barely even hear the door opening when you're in the middle of pretending your spatula is a guitar during the guitar solo

"Babe?" 

You snap your head up and see Chan smiling while standing in the kitchen doorway

You really weren't expecting him to be home for another half an hour or so

"Is that 5sos?"

You don't answer him and instead grab onto his wrist, dragging him closer to you

"Dance with me, Channie!" 

He laughs as he watches you dance 

Chan thinks you’re so fricking adorable he’s just aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (^ω^)

"Come on, baby, you know the words" 

You eye him playfully and he chuckles

"Destination permanent vacation" 

Minho

Minho comes home at a reasonable hour 

He'd been working so hard for the past few months with the comeback, you decided that maybe you should make him dinner rather than just ordering something like you two usually would

What Min doesn’t tell you is that he’s coming home earlier to surprise you because he wants longer cuddle hours with you 

So you dance away in the kitchen, wooden spoon in hand and the music at full volume

When Minho stands outside your shared home, he can already hear the music

Wondering what you’re up to, he steps in without saying anything since he also knows you most likely won’t even hear him

He does not expect to find you dancing in the kitchen while pretending your spoon is a microphone 

So he just stands there, watching you with the biggest smile on his face

You don’t even realise his home until you turn around and see him standing like a Sim in the middle of the doorway 

“Min!” 

You grab onto his arm and start dancing, trying to get him to catch onto your vibe

He laughs at you and thinks you’re an absolute bundle of joy 

But Minho being Minho 

He doesn’t want to admit that he thinks it’s cute and wants to tease you

“I didn’t realise I was dating such a party animal”

“I know you like this song too, so shut up and dance”

He really can’t resist

He wouldn’t openly admit it but he loves when you’re all amped up

Changbin 

Binnie usually wakes up earlier than you do 

So when you wake up and notice that not only is he still asleep, you also have time to whip him up some breakfast

You climb out of bed carefully, trying not to wake him up 

But you notice how he snuggles into himself tighter when you slip out of his cuddle and it makes your heart just go (｡♥‿♥｡)

Since you’re still wearing your socks, you slide around the place without actually walking 

When you start cooking, you have your phone hooked up to one of Changbin’s many speakers 

You tried to keep the volume to a minimum 

But you were starting to disappear into your own bubble so you ended up making the volume a lil bit louder

Unsurprisingly, it wakes up Changbin

It was also the musician inside of him yelling at him to follow the source of the music

He climbs out of bed, shuffling his way out of the bedroom and towards the kitchen

Where you’re dancing and gliding all over the place 

Changbin’s not new to this sight 

He’s seen you busting out your favourite hype playlist while cooking before, but it never fails to make him smile

He leans over the kitchen island and watches how you barely even notice that he’s there 

Before you whip around and almost yelp in complete shock at the sight of him giving you the most adoring smile ever 

Something like ^-^

“Binnie, come dance with me”

You extend your hand towards him and Changbin can’t resist as he rounds the counter and wraps his arms around you 

“You’re so cute” 

Hyunjin

It’s not a new occurrence for you to be dancing and singing while cooking 

Hyunjin knows that quite well

He’s caught you a couple times 

You usually turn around and look at him all flustered and embarrassed 

He thinks it’s so cute how you immediately stand straight when you realise he’s watching, pretending that you weren’t actually doing anything 

Makes him go all ( ˘ ³˘)♥

Hyunjin absolutely loves when you’re acting all hype and excited even if he doesn’t actually openly say it 

So when he comes home from practice to see you using your kitchen as a dance floor

He can’t help but start giggling 

“Babe, what are you doing?” 

You whip around and your smile grows 

“It just started playing TA!”

You pull him into the kitchen and it makes Hyunjin laugh even more 

He loves seeing you dance to one of his songs he thinks its so cute 

“Dance with me!” 

You beckon him over and he obliges 

Putting his bag on the kitchen counter, he makes his way over to you where you’re pretty much happily bouncing in your spot 

“You’re so full of energy today”

He wants to tease you for being so excited 

But Hyunjin doesn’t want to ruin your vibe 

He would feel terrible if he did 

So he starts dancing with you while trying not to push over the pot that’s currently boiling on the stove 

Jisung

I genuinely feel like 

Jisung would be the kind of person to have random bursts of dance in his body 

So I feel like he really wouldn’t be surprised if his partner would have the same type of spontaneous tendencies

But since you’re not really that much of a dancer, you don’t actually have the same amount of dance bursts as Jisung 

He LOVES when you do though 

Makes it feel like you’re catching onto his energy 

So when you’re cooking lunch and Jisung’s working on music in your shared bedroom

You start dancing first by just bopping your head and humming along to the lyrics 

Then the song changes to something more upbeat and you’re already starting to sway with the rhythm 

When it reaches a particular 5sos song, you’re amping up the volume 

They make really good upbeat and possible revolution leading songs I don’t make the rules here

And it catches Jisung’s attention because now you’re belting out the lyrics 

At first he’s like ?? because he thinks it’s coming from his earphones

But when he pulls them down and realises that the singing isn’t coming from his laptop he’s all curious 

So he sneakily steps out of the bedroom to see you singing in the kitchen 

He would go all (ノ°▽°)ノwhen he sees you 

Jisung also wouldn’t hesitate to bump his booty with yours 

“Babe, you’re a better dancer than I am!” 

You turn around and at first you feel guilty for disturbing him

But then you see how he’s dancing too 

So you start dancing again 

And the two of you are just dancing away in the kitchen together

Felix

Aww this man has dance parties all the time you can’t change my mind 

He would totally be into just grooving whenever he wants to 

He hears a song he likes? 

He’s dancing (｢･ω･)｢

And I think his partner would have to be down with spontaneous dance parties too 

So you would just be doing your own thing 

Yaknow 

Vibing around the apartment as you usually do 

Gliding all around the place with socks on and sliding into every room possibly 

You’re just having your own vibe

You’re shaking your lil booty while wearing one of Felix’s colourful sweaters being really careful not to spill anything on it 

Your sleeves are rolled up and you’re stirring away at a pot of pasta while 5sos plays in the background 

Felix steps into the apartment and he sees you busting your cute butt in the middle of the kitchen 

He recognises the song almost immediately 

“You’re listening to 5sos! :D” 

Every bit of exhaustion Felix felt from practice just vanishes 

Especially when you point the spatula in your hand at him like it’s a microphone 

“They say we’re losers and we’re alright with that!” 

He laughs as he pulls the spoon out of your hand 

“We are the leaders of the not coming backs!” 

He immediately moves to your side and it’s like your energy has instantly been amplified 

Because now you’re both jumping around the kitchen excitedly while She’s Kinda Hot plays this song makes me feel like leading a rebellion i stg

Felix throws his bag across the room 

For the moment you’ve both forgotten your worries and are just belting out the lyrics in the middle of the kitchen 

Completely oblivious to the fact that your neighbours can probably hear you 

Seungmin

Minnie seems like the kind of person who would pretend stuff like this embarrasses him he really loves it

He would be the kind of person who would go 

“Baby, that’s so weird ( -_-’ ) ”

But he’s really just being a tease because he wouldn’t admit you’re absolutely freijashjkdase adorable to him 

You don’t mind it either 

He’s acts like he doesn’t like it but you know he loves it 

It’s also not new for you to listen to music while you do things 

Stuff like cleaning, cooking, even when you’re working, you’re always listening to music 

Seungmin takes note of it but he’s never actually seen you dancing to yourself since he’s usually away at practice when you’re really having a hype day 

But you weren’t expecting Seungmin to be home so early 

He was supposed to be home later in the night, but here you were in the kitchen while frying up dumplings 

Music’s blasting from the speakers but you can hear the sound of the front door opening 

You’re too hyped to stop dancing 

So when you turn around to see Seungmin’s amused smile 

You point at him with your spoon while singing 

It makes him laugh so hard 

He doesn’t even know how to react when you grab onto his hand and start dancing 

He just stands there LIKE A SIM before he starts laughing again

His heart’s doing backflips on the inside though 

Soon your energy starts spreading to him

“Baby, the whole building might hear your music” 

“Minnie, I don’t care”

He laughs even harder because it’s rare to see you so loose 

So he joins you 

Jeongin

You would be vibing around your apartment 

Just doing your thang 

You didn’t intend to have the music blasting because it started with a lo-fi playlist since you were finishing up some work at first 

Then you switched it to a more intense playlist when you moved to cleaning 

Then it changed into your hype playlist when you started cooking 

So you’re still wearing your socks because you thought it would be more fun to move around the place with them on

And you’re just busting out moves like the kitchen is a dance floor and not a place that could be a total fire hazard 

When Jeongin comes home he’s ??? because he hears music 

He comes in and you don’t even realise the front door opened 

He steps into the kitchen and his jaw drops because you’re pretty much in you’re own world 

Jeongin goes from :0 to c: to :D real quick 

“(Y/n)! Baby!” 

You turn around and see him and you’re also :D 

“Dance with me, Innie!” 

He doesn’t really have much time to react 

Bcs you’re pulled him into a your bubble 

And he feels the hype almost immediately 

Jeongin starts to catch on to your vibes

And he goes from swaying to the beat 

To bouncing 

To pretty much using Back Door’s choreo to dance to whatever song’s playing 

So you both end up using random choreos that probably don’t even fit with the song 

It doesn’t matter tho because you’re both happy lil beans c: 

[nc7dr3am]

LILY INSTAGRAM STORY Q&A

“hello my loves!! let’s chat~~”

TAGLIST (lmk if u wanna join! it’s for all of my lily verse content, even the other oc blogs): @aqueenieme​ @moonbeamsung​​ @atinygracie @jinsoulorbitzen12​ @btshook

“how are you tonight? could we have a tmi?”

i am very sleepy. i’ll be going to bed soon, actually.. for the tmi... i’ve had three coffees today

“lily!! read any good books lately?”

YES!! i am reading ‘to live’ by yu hua and it’s very .. thought-provoking, i suppose. i’m reading it in chinese, as well, to practice. mila and evie help me occasionally if i need it. please read it!!

“nct siren!!! i’m so excited- can you tell us about hyeyoung and evie?”

i’m excited too~~!! hyeyoungie unnie is very talented at dance and singing. she is a kind and caring unnie, and she calls me her baby. she is one of my very best friends, and i rely on her a lot. evie is also extremely talented, and her voice is very unique. she is a really cool unnie and plays with me a lot. she is also one of my best friends. i love them so much🥺

i know you all will love them- support them, okay? they deserves the world.

“how is the dorm these days? honey and mr. darcy are PRECIOUS... but isn’t jeno allergic?”

yes, jeno is allergic, but you all know that won’t stop him from cuddling them .. dummie. but at least mr. darcy is hypoallergenic! honey sheds quite a bit, though .. also, i’ve actually recently moved out of the dream dorms

“GIRL WHERE DO YOU LIVE NOW?? IS JIMIN NA FOR THE STREETS??”

LMAOO I NEEDED THIS BABE HAH jimin na is too much of a lil wimp for the streets. but! i live with my nct siren members now! i love it!! it was hard to say goodbye to my dreamies, but i literally see them constantly anyway

“have you been resting enough? i love your solo and your promotions but i hope you’re eating and sleeping well :((“

thank you for caring, babe!! don’t worry though, i’m okay. i appreciate your kindness more than you know.

“lily babe what smells do you associate with the dreamies? and siren?”

*answered on ten different instagram story posts, one for each member*

oh my god there’s so many of them .. mila is definitely oranges and green tea. she uses green tea lotion, but the smells just remind me of her as a person since this is what we’re basing it on

i know we’re not really doing LITERAL scents, but hyeyoung unnie uses this givenchy perfume, l’interdit. it smells floral, but with spice. she reminds me of clean laundry and roses.

evie unnie is like paint. she’s an artist, so when i smell paint, i think of her. and champagne!! floral scents remind me of her as well, but bright floral scents, not the soft ones like hyeyoung. and rain. mixed bag

jaemin oppa reminds me of clean but slightly floral smells. i think if i had to pick a smell for him, it’d be this one aloe and rose toning spray i have. lavender is also a good one for him. calming smells

jeno oppa is like a soap? yknow just the regular body soap with no added scent? it still smells good and it’s just nice and familiar. also, like when something is baking in the oven on an early morning.

fullsun is like if you’re walking somewhere nice and catch a scent of some nearby flowers and freshy cut grass. the way summer days smelled when i was a child. i also would choose honeysuckle for him

renjun oppa is like a forest? he also reminds me of the smell of books, or paper. i’d also pick a beach, but on a cloudy day and there aren’t many people around and the air. he’s like nature

jisung reminds me of the summer nights smell where you have a bonfire. do you all know what i mean? i dunno, it just fits him! and he’s like a nice fresh smell. maybe like when the air smells colder.

chenle reminds me of a pool and i don’t know how to explain that. on another note, mint. he always has a bit of a minty smell in person, too, so that’s probably why. also cologne because he has a lot of it

mark oppa really reminds me of just... that comfortable home smell? and candles? i think amber and cashmere too... those warm, comfy scents. laundry and clean hair. nice smells. he doesn’t wear cologne btw but he always smells nice

“if you can’t talk right now and are doing hot girl shit, what are you doing?”

deadass just rewatching the twilight saga

“should i get a sugar daddy”

i feel like i will get in trouble for answering this

“me love you long tim”

who’s long tim

“do you also still use l’interdit for your perfume?”

OKAY so i use it every now and then!! it’s hyeyoung’s signature smell, and i liked it so sometimes i switch it up and use that. my regular perfume is amazing grace bu philosophy. i’ve used it every day for years

“do you watch crack videos? ily”

ily too!! +yes and i ENJOY THEM it’s very much my sense of humor. johnny irritated me when he only laughed a little. i also watch edits you all make of me >:) i see a lot of czennies posts.

and yes that should scare you

“do the kitties get along with beetle? and are there any other pets in the siren dorms?”

our pets get along pretty well. honey was very hostile at first, but she got used to mr. darcy pretty quickly and they’re best friends. the cats are indifferent to beetle but sometimes they cuddle. and there’s not anymore pets yet!! well, mila has a goldfish too- she just got him and his name is bird.

“bestie i would drink your spit”

i KNOW you didn’t think i would see/respond but i’m built different

“jimin my love what should i do if my ex is trying to get back with me? he kinda broke my heart nd cheated but i still have feelings :(”

um babe he is a FLOP for breaking your heart nd a FLOP for cheating. please don’t get back with his bum ass. idc if it’s harsh- no excuse for cheating. if you trust someone with your heart and they cheat, you know they’re not to be trusted with them again. stay strong bub- i believe in you!

“lily babe your solo was beautiful shskdhs can we expect more solo/lily-written things soon?”

okay i. cannot maybe should not say anything but uh .. LOL

“jimin may i please have your hand in marriage”

okay so i definitely scrolled your account, i definitely think you are beautiful, and i am definitely in love now. also i accidentally liked an old photo gosh i seem creepy i am so sorry

but basically she said yes

“who have you texted most recently?”

*the photo for this story is the cats*

i feel like you wanted to hear a member or one of my friends but i was texting in a group chat with me and my parents. i sent them this picture of my cats, and i also told them i miss them

“ma’am what are your favorite shows”

favorite show of all time is euphoria! i also love the end of the fucking world, joe pera talks with you, the office, seinfeld, i’m now very into steven universe!!!”

“cat girl?”

maid costume is better

“what did u get johnny and jisung for their birthdays!!?”

OO yes!! he loves hats a lot so i got him a balenciaga cap. he really loved it. i also made a decorated corkboard with pictures of our members having fun. i put string lights around the frame and put pretty things on it with evie’s help

johhny is hard to get presents for because he buys whatever he wants. i ended up getting him a pair of vetements slides and a bottle of wine i know he likes. 

also!! i got seulgi unnie and i matching bracelets <3

“why is no one talking about the fact that her favorite show is euphoria oh my GOD”

hhhhhh it’s literally art. the best show i have ever seen in my entire life. a few of the other members have watched it, as well, but evie is also really into it. it made hyeyoung cry the whole time.

“favorite food and song right now? i love you you’re so precious”

i love you more, darling!! food is gyoza, but i really love all dumplings right now. my favorite song at the moment is lovely day by bill withers

“STEVEN UNIVERSE OMG tag siren as the crystal gems”

OKAY hyeyoung is def pearl, shes our mom. mila is garnet, for obvious reasons. i’m steven :D

and evie is amethyst but my mind also is saying greg universe so do with that what you will

“answer 100% honestly there’s a gun to your head who is your favorite member”

NOT JOHNNY

“will you flirt with me queen”

no problem baby :) your recent is fine as hell i’ll be in your dm’s waiting

“are you in love”

how can i not be when i am living on the same planet as you

“girl don’t be shy send us hand pics”

GUYS-

“do you have any western artists you’d like to collab with?”

it’s britney, bitch

“i really hope the dating rumors with renjun didn’t but strain on your friendship :(”

okay i actually really wanna address this because a lot of y’all have been saying this stuff, but it didn’t mess up anything. we’re adults now, we’ve known each other for years, and none of us are stupid- including the other guys. we know there will be rumors about us, it’s fairly obvious, but nothing will ever change the fact that we are all best friends, and nothing more. i’m so, so grateful for all of you that were kind, and believed me us when we told the truth. renjun and i, once again, for the people in my dm’s and asks, are not, and never were, dating. our friendship is as strong as ever, babes. 

it’s time for me to goooo, i’m sleepy! goodnight, petals! see you soon~~

[luvuwite]

all, go

i hate you

1. What was the last present you gave?

uMMMM probably a commission i gave to pancake (archie/vivi)

 2. What was the last present you received? 

i dunno? if its a doodle then i got that a week back!

3. What animal best represents your personality? 

from the oOoOO spirit animal tests i took im a snek

4. What are you most afraid of? 

sometimes my own mind EYES EMOJI

5. Who is your favourite villain? 

HMMMMMMM probably like,, megamind i love him

6. Who is your favourite family member? (we all have one, admit it)

MY SISTERRRR

7. If you could name your own planet what would it be called? 

myanus

8. Stars or Moon? 

stars!!

9. Do you have/want kinds? 

if my other partner wants them, sure

10. What is your greatest life goal? 

making it this far

11. What is something you can’t live without? 

soup

12. What is a place you associate with your childhood? 

one of the parks near the store-area

13. How was your first kiss/how would you like your first kiss to go? 

i never kissed, so i wouldn’t know, but pls,,,ask for consent,,, and warn me if we gonna kiss or not,,,,,

14. What is some life advice you have acquired? 

ive learned a lil’ bit, but one of em probably has to be to just be like,, dont cry over something you know is fake, at least thats what i remember atm HAHA

15. Who in history has influenced you? 

bruh i dont like history idk

16. What is something strange that you think about often? 

h,,,hopless romantic noISIJEIORQ AHHAHA i like to think about weird scenarios in my head basically

17. Baths or Showers? 

showrr i get shy with myself in baths

18. Tea of Coffee? 

coffee

19. Alcohol or soft drink? 

alchohol bad brisk brisk brisk

20. Writing or typing? 

typing since its easier

21. What is you most favourite thing in your bedroom? 

my bed its sexy and comfy

22. Spontaneous holiday! Where are you going and with who? 

wait what UH I DONT KNOW probably just close close friends and family

23. Introverted or Extraverted? 

i have my moments with both

24. Describe yourself in two words. 

small and aggressive

31. What do you think of when you hear ‘portrait’? 

a picture or image of someone/something

32. Tell me about your partner/ideal partner? 

i mean no one is perfect yeah? i just want them to be honest with me and accept my AHEM struGGLES with relationships since im not the best partner

33. Tell me about your siblings, if you have any? 

my sister is what you call a “girly girl”, she likes disney movies, outdoors, being loud and running around, yknow just like any other child ever

35. What are you a big advocate for? 

my friends!!

36. If you’re comfortable to answer, what is the sickest you have ever been?

migraine + stomach bug + mental in trash +  stomach pains + lil appendix pain

37. When were you the most scared in your life? 

when i broke my arm

38. Ever had a paranormal experience? 

ACTUALLY YEAH i thought i heard someone yelling help outside my window and i peaked out and realized it was nothing and i figured i was just tired but i was still kinda freaked

39. Biggest celebrity crush at the moment? 

im not like other girls,,,,....

40. What is something happening in your life right now? 

uhhh just general anxiousness/paranoia(?) tbh

41. What is your favourite mythological creature? 

DRAAAAGOOOOOON

42. Marvel or DC?

dont know what those are

43. What object would be on your family’s banner? 

soup

44. Favourite flower? 

pink rose

45. One characteristic you like in a partner? 

s,,,support/reassurance pls

46. What planet/star would you travel to if it were possible? 

i wanna,,,, actually i dont know i think i would just enjoy floating around in general 

47. What is your favourite meal… ever? 

soup

48. First time…. doing anything. Describe your first time doing something? 

first time i drew was twiggit sperkl and that was the most proudest i ever felt

49. Who is your favourite superhero? 

bRUHHH I DUNNO I DONT WATCH THAT STUF

50. What is your favourite poem? Recite it?

i dont read

51. What is an exercise you despise doing. 

burpees

52. Secret talent? 

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

fite

53. Current song on replay replay replay? 

[x]

55. If you weren’t in your current occupation what would you be doing? 

sleeping probably

56. What is the first thing you notice about the person you fancy?

,,y,yo they kinda,,,, scrumptious,,, AHUIWRWQI 

57. If you had one wish that would definitely come true, what would it be? 

yes

58. If you could time travel, when and where would you visit? 

i would go to future bc i wanna see what i look like

59. What is your lucky number? 

5

60. If you adopt a pet what would it be and what would you name it? 

a cat!! and i actually am planning a name and calling them clementine!! 

61. Do you believe in fate/everything happens for a reason?

i believe your fate is decided by ur own actions/words

 62. What is your favourite thing about your personality? 

im not too hard to get along with,, i hope

63. What is your favourite thing about your appearance? 

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

64. What is your favourite clothing store? 

primark bc everything is like 2 bucks

65. What is your favourite online store? 

i dont do online shopping too much

66. Use one word to describe your most favourite person? 

observant 

67. How do you usually have your hair?

down with a clip, then ponytail next day

 68. What was your favourite subject in high school? 

math

69. What makes you feel empowered? 

power over something/someone(as a joke/in games, not in a bad way)

70. What motivates you to do something? 

a prize at the end

71. What advice would you give someone who is going through a rough time? 

it gets worse before it gets better, and in the worse ill be there for you so you dont have to go through this alone

72. Ideal date? 

wendys!!! sweater weather!!! cuddle!!! left 4 dead!!! comfy clothes!!!

73. What is the best date night movie? 

i am not that attractive to be taken out on a date

74. What is something you are currently looking forward to? 

nothing atm tbh im just here bc i have to beIEOJRWIOE

75. Tell me a funny joke? 

oo wa oh wa ooh

76. Do you like musicals? If so, what’s your favourite? 

never listened to one actually

77. What is your favourite song currently? 

sweater weather. always.

78. What song never fails to make you dance? 

POP EYED JOEEEEE IVE BEEN LIVING???? LONG TIME YOOO

79. What is your favourite “classic?”

gnomeo and juliet

 80. What is the best advice you have ever been given? 

obese paragraph and comfort doodles? lets go

81. Where did you ancestors come from? 

puerto rico

82. What have you learned from your parents/guardians? 

be tough nugget and dont take shit seriously till you have to

83. What is a phrase you heard a lot growing up? 

dont step on the crack or youll break ur mothers back

84. Do you believe in magic? 

nnno

85. What reminds you of your best friend? 

overwatch

86. What are you passionate about? 

dance dance dance

87. Tell me a story from middle school? 

one time

the end

88. Who was your favourite teacher and why?

i love my bio teacher rn bro shes such a sweetheart

 89. Can you roll your tongue? 

yes

90. What made you pursue what you are studying? (including school subjects) 

my little pony

91. Where would you like to travel to? 

japan for those toys gimme gimme

92. What is something on your bucket-list? 

i wanna see coral reef

93. What is home to you? 

place that brings feeling of comfort/security

94. What do you do in your free time? 

draw

95. If you could buy anything right now, what would it be? 

food

96. If you could see anyone, living or dead, right now, who would it be? 

probs one of my online friends

97. If you could choose, what would your last meal be? 

soup dumplings brisk and rice

98. How would you like to die? 

happy

99. List five of your favourite pieces of art (paintings, books, songs etc) 

ruby eyes / sweater weather / ponyo / wall-e / idk

100. What would you change about this world?

global warming SHOOO U FAT

[gaymergoose]

Favourite food for everyone - or if that gets asked before me, favourite article of clothing!

you are the first to ask, so I will do both! warning: i went off a bit oops this is long

Malika - her dwarf mom’s famous (in Malika's eyes, at least) dumplings, which are literally just bits of dough boiled and then sauteed with some butter, onion, and a pinch of salt. thats it. they are bland as all heck but Malika loves them more than any fancy food she's had on her adventures. / her prized set of Adamantine full-plate armour, which has seen her through so many near death experiences (and a few actual deaths) and have become synonymous with her sense of self as the group's shield, literally and otherwise. now that it's been enchanted to always be comfortable to wear no matter what, she never takes it off if she can help it, even sleeping in it!

Thalia - sweets!! especially those lil sponge/jam cakes they have at parties that are just tiny cubes cut from big cakes. most of her life spent as a member of a noble family and being forced to attend boring parties was spent squirreling away these little treats to her own hiding nook where she would spend the whole party out of sight munching in a less-than-ladylike fashion / speaking of fashion, her favourite item of clothing is her favourite pair of boots! comfy enough to adventure in, but still nice enough to justify wearing them during her everyday affairs as baroness of Irinia. she hates being made to wear high heels, the most she'll tolerate for formalwear is a low stable 1-inch heel

Zeegs - m....mm.......m e a t s............ (as much as they're reluctant to admit to anyone, human flesh is by far the tastiest thing they've ever been able to snack on. probably dont wanna to ask for elaboration on that) / they don't say it, but it's easy to tell that they love their new cloak of resistance, this white cloak is by far the nicest article they own, it's soft and warm and more than once has been used as a blanket in a pinch and by morning Zeegs was cuddled up with it like a child with their blanket (don't tell them that though - they'll likely bite your arm off)

River - grilled or smoked fish, the good shit. they're not hard to please, clearly / if they could have it their way, they wouldnt even wear clothes at all, but public decency n all that jazz, so they stick to a minimal unobtrusive wetsuit-like shorts and throw their armour on over their bare chest, or over some mesh fishing net that they don when they get the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" talk

Soleil - beer-BBQ sauce-slathered pheasant wings, and other pub food most often found at her favourite temples of Cayden Cailean, and of course, her own signature brewed beer and spirits that are disgusting to anyone but herself, though she won't turn her nose up to any alcoholic drink (its the alcoholism babe) / a nice long, flowy skirt is comfortable and mobile, and whoever says pants are better is a damn fool

(keeping the rest shorter since I ranted far too much on those first ones)

Azure - food from her homeland of Qadira always brightens her day / anything that's light and breezy and twirls so she can dance in it!

Fern - used to be she only liked her own home-cooked druidic recipes passed down from her parents' extended druid clan, but she's developed a sweet tooth for her gf Seren's baking ;3 / she used to treasure the silver pendant bearing the holy symbol of Gozreh that her parents gifted her when she moved away to Absalom, but for the last year ever since her brother came to live with her, she hasn't been seen wearing it once.

Tallis - only the most expensive and luxurious seafood dishes can truly satisfy this discerning palette! (aka anything with shrimp) / only the finest finery and glamourous gaudiments are fit to be tailored on the finest of forms! (aka anything with excessive amounts of glitter)

Rienna - she likes spicy things, the hotter the better, especially if it hurts / black leather and lace. that's all you need to know.

Zara - prefers her food cold, and raw. you don't want to know any more than that / a sensible set of laboratory-safe apparel suitable for performing unethical experiments in the name of scientific discovery

Ritu - anything her lovely gf Marie makes!! also spinach pizza, and sprite with lots of ice / anything with lots of rainbows or bright colours, the world needs to know that this superhero is gay!

[witcher-ot3]

List of Iorveth/Roche WiPs

Because somethings I like to torment myself by showing how many fucking things I’m working on. Doesn’t help that lately, I’ve started a new WiP every time I get stuck in another fic. So, in no particular order (literally just how the tabs are ordered in my window lmao), here are all my Iorveth/Roche WiPs

2 fics in the Petals and Stripes ‘verse - one with Roche’s POV straight after and one of the Stripes’ POV as they deal with the aftermath... and try to help their boss woo Iorveth. Surprising no one, they’re terrible at it.

Curse breaking WiP where True Love’s Kiss strong emotion for one’s enemy saves Iorveth’s life. And then he, Roche, and Triss team up to go save the Scoia’tael.

Roche’s POV WiP set before they first meet. Includes some nice knife and blood kink during a face off between Iorveth and Roche. No idea where this one is going.

Eye On You Chapter 3, for which the plan is thigh-fucking. That’s it, that’s all I got.

Fake dating casefic (The Curious Case of the Murivel Resort for Couples). rn they’re playing strip gwent and I somehow signed up to write 5 different gwent games for this 😢

Competitive makeouts (The Chase) rn they’re spiderman kissing, but there’s gonna be a conspiracy plot that Iorveth has to reveal.

New ‘verse involving Iorveth/Roche/Kayran and Roche/Foltest lmao. First WiP is Roche running into Iorveth during his monthly fuckdate with the Kayran... and then joining in. Second WiP is a comparison of Roche’s two relationships and how they make him feel. For some reason, I framed it around the Chivalric Virtues from Blood & Wine and made it a 5+1 lol

Pining and Poignards, a WiP in which there is pining and stabbing lol. A poignard is a type of knife, which Iorveth generously “gifts” to Roche. rn Iorveth is sneaking around the army base and has just caught Roche masturbating. I...only sort of know where I’m going with this one.

Tittyfucking. That’s it, that’s the plot lmao. Iorveth is a lil obsessed with Roche’s chest and attempts to fuck it.

Gross Gremlin Man aka Iorveth prefers Roche nasty and sweaty. Uh... I just started this one and somehow it went from “huh, why do I not mind Roche when he’s all sweaty” to “hmm, I think I’m gonna steal his clothes and smell them while I touch myself” and I’m still working on the transition from one to the other lol

Red is the Rose Chapters 3+4 - Ch3 is about ready for posting, but I’m trying to figure out how much of the events of W2 to cover or if I should just skip all of them and get to the post-W2 plot.

Fun fact: all of those WiPs above are in 1 document because I like to make life difficult for Google Docs. But the other docs are all specific ‘verses (or themes) and these ones are theoretically standalone. Theoretically.

More standalones

Letters - a post-W3 WiP where Roche is running Temeria and hates it and starts receiving letters from Iorveth (sealed with a forget me not in wax).

WiP where they both get captured and imprisoned in a magic cell and whoops, sex ends up happening... and then their teams come rescue them.

Cuddles with the Commander - continuation of Pride of Temeria, where Roche wakes up cuddled up with Pillow Tits and his team.

Fire Breathing - a Meet the Family WiP where Iorveth is hanging with the Stripes and PT decides to demonstrate how to breathe fire. Iorveth is more than slightly freaked out that humans have this ability.

Iorveth gangbang - uh yeah, what it says on the tin. The Blue Stripes take Iorveth apart under Roche’s guidance.

Different first meeting identity porn WiP - they meet in Flotsam just as the Scoia’tael is starting to get formed. Neither knows who the other is, but they have amazing sex and every time they’re in Flotsam together, they meet up again. But Iorveth, of course, leads the Scoia’tael, and Roche has been tasked with hunting them down.

Crones WiP - Roche went to the Crones to plead for his men back. He gets them back - but as ghosts. He also gets assigned to help work on a cure to the Catriona plague, and it turns out one of the people already working on it is Iorveth. I literally just want Blue Stripes ghosts laughing at Roche’s bad flirting, but somehow it’s mostly angst rn ooops

Love Shack WiPs

First Time WiP - this one is so close to being done dammit. It’s actually the first WiP I ever started for this pairing and it just needs like 2 more orgasms aaaaahhhhhh

Medicine WiP - morning after their first time, they have a discussion about scars and medicine and how elven medicine is way better than human medicine. Not at all based on the billions of medical procedures I’m going through or anything.

PWP Ovi WiP - uh yeah, this one is just pure porn. rn Iorveth is giving Roche his eggs and Roche is loving it.

The Picture Says It All - next is gonna be a sketch of Roche hard at work hunched over a desk and Iorveth is all “no, this is wrong, he’s meant to be wielding a sword and fighting me”

The Haunting of Barrack 8B - Adda!! Adda is officially getting introduced in the next part, which is good, ‘cause she’s important in this ‘verse (and in my heart)

Roche builds Iorveth a home WiP - oh yeah, I stalled out because I realized I had to establish Roche and Rinn’s friendship before she could give him a hint about making a nest for Iorveth

Long Live the King - WiP about Roche’s relationship with Foltest, some of what he’s done for the King, how Iorveth feels about it, and then the big finale for this ‘verse, which I will leave secret for now.

Don’t Cry For Me, Temeria WiPs These are only the ones that have actual WiPs started, because believe me, I have a LOT more ideas

(Im)Perfect Strangers ch 27 - time for Roche to step up his wooing. Featuring dinner, dancing, and gift giving. And, of course, it wouldn’t be me without misunderstandings lol.

Between Two Fools Ch 8 - I’m working on getting this out as soon as I can. Just gotta finish writing their sex from the end of (Im)Perfect Strangers ch 26

Unlucky Number Thirteen - I want to write about how he starts spying for Roche and their developing kinda mentorship relationship

Silas’s story - he’s literally JUST joined the Stripes and I need to write how he and Thirteen work closely together but also this poor anxious boy is like 3 seconds from a heart attack at all times rn. It will get better tho.

Earning Your Stripes ch 2 - the first time. This chap will actually have porn! But first I gotta finish writing it lol. Rn Ves and Finch are double teaming Fenn and PT and Thirteen are in subspace cuddling with Roche, but soon they’ll get to join in too.

break (v /brāk/): to destroy someone's resistance - cnc WiP where Iorveth asks Roche to break him - and Roche has a lot of fun doing so as they pretend to fight like they’re still enemies.

Bath House - this was SUPPOSED to be a porny lil thing where Roche talks dirty to Iorveth while they’re stuck being proper for the kids, and then finally they get some alone time. But what it also turned into is that Anais and Thirteen equally hate baths lmao. Boussy loves them tho. He’s a hedonist, while Anais is just bored and Thirteen is like a cat with water.

Tutti Ch 2 - Iorveth begins to compose a symphony for Roche about their love story.

Daggers, Dumplings, and Dresses - the Elihal/Hattori side story. Not gotten much written so far - mostly just Elihal reflecting on his friendship with Iorveth.

The First Rule of Fight Club ch 2 - Ves now has time to think about what Ciaran said about Roche not being worthy of her loyalty. And also about how Ciaran’s skin tasted when she bit him.

Dragonfucking - another PWP WiP featuring a threesome with Saskia... except Roche still doesn’t know about the whole dragon thing, so he’s in for a surprise.

Water Balloon Fight - silly lil WiP where the Scoia’tael and the Blue Stripes have a water balloon fight. PT is the ref.

Baby Mama - lmao yes that is what it’s listed as in my doc. Not gonna say a lot about this, but will probably be a longer piece. Set in the distant future in DCfM,T.

Tempt Not a Desperate Man ‘verse Yeah, does anyone know what this is? It’s the ‘verse that started with Devour What’s Truly Yours and so far has nothing else published oops

Part 2 - in which they actually have to face each other again and figure out where they stand. And then there’s some fisting.

The Chaperon - Iorveth decides to make Roche a chaperon since the last one was sacrificed as a cum rag

Human Bootlicker - Iorveth makes a joke about Roche surrendering on his knees when he gets the upper hand in a fight between the Blue Stripes and the Scoia’tael - and then Roche actually does.

Elven Baths - so it’s kinda a thing in this ‘verse that they end up meeting and fucking in the elven baths in the Flotsam forest. As in, the legend about “if you’re in love, you can still hear the lovers’ sighs in the garden” came to being because Roche is fucking loud lmao. Also, roses of remembrance. 😉

Sort of series fics, but technically stand alone. AKA apparently I decided I wanted to do Themes. 

Theme 1: Possessiveness aka all the kinky sex kinda embarrassed to admit to these which is dumb because fuck shame

Piss fic - uh, kinda what it sounds like? Roche decides to be an asshole and refuses to move out of the way when Iorveth tries to get to the bathroom - and somehow this turns into Iorveth pissing on his crotch.

Come inflation + piss fic - Roche gets a potion that makes him come a lot. Iorveth likes it and wants more.

Possessiveness - Iorveth has feelings about his nemesis and Roche does not know how to feel about this.

Tentacles + Breeding - a tentacle/vine plant instinctively tries to lay its eggs in Roche. Iorveth is not okay with this plant going for his enemy... until it turns out Roche is very much here for it. And also for Iorveth fertilizing the eggs after they’ve been laid.

Dream - Roche dreams about Iorveth being an elven king and himself being essentially Iorveth’s plaything, to use and to show off

Theme 2: King Roche aka hey, wouldn’t it be funny if he ended up in charge? He would hate it so much

Murder husbands - Iorveth breaks into the palace and finds the very unhappy “King” Roche, then they go run away and kill war criminals together. But of course Roche could never abandon Temeria, so he’s still in charge by day. But by night, it’s murder time.

Okay, technically this has like a line written for it, BUT bodyguard AU where Roche knows he’s gonna get assassinated without protection once he becomes king, and only Iorveth is allowed to kill him. So only makes since for Iorveth to become his bodyguard. 

Arranged Marriage AU - inspired by softestpunk’s The Gift, I literally just want cracky fun where they are forced to get married and they hate it but also fall in love. That’s it, that’s the story.

Holy fuck, I have a lot of WiPs. But I think that’s all the Iorveth/Roche ones. Which is not to say I don’t have more, but rn, I am hyperfixated on these idiots, so these are the ones I am actively writing.

[inspiringwhilerespiring]

Yall know i love this survey shit<3

1. List 5 things you want to do before the year ends.

-finish 5 books

-lose 20 lbs

-produce more art

-travel out of the state & country

-heal my heart and love myself a lil more

2. What color are your pants?

not wearing any

3. Favorite motivational quote.

damn, there’s A L O T. prob something simple and to the point. I like “proud, but never satisfied” and “the distance between your dreams and reality is called action”

4. When was the last time you drank coffee?

yesterday; got a new french press for christmas<3

5. What was the last thing you ate?

lmao the weirdest shit. hot cheetos, some hummus, and a bar

6. Favorite animal.

soo many; always been fascinated by sharks. Elephants are up there too.

7. Favorite song.

currently anything Kid Cudi - he soothes my soul

8. Last movie you watched?

National Lampoon family vacation I think?

9. Any turn ons?

of course; im one of those gay people who gets turned on by having an emotional connection first and foremost; but if were strictly talking physical shit - any neck action is sexy af. or just taking breaks to make eye contact.

10. Any turn offs?

bad breath lol and just being a dick in general or inconsiderate

11. List 4 big words off of the top of your head.

cognizant; superfluous; compelling; anguished

12. What are some meaningful movies?

First ones that come to my mind that left an impact or a meaningful message are Shawshank Redemption, Avatar, Wall-E (lol), Forest Gump

13. 2 most important people in your life right now?

Myself honestly 

14. What are 3 things you want to do before the month ends?

Find a desk, order a blender, and form a morning routine

15. When was the last time you read a good book?

Currently reading Michelle Obama’s -Becoming; before that I read the Alchemist and it was good

16. How long do you study for usually, if you study?

I don’t

17. Do you have any nicknames?

Pollo, Hayls

18. Favorite kind of perfume? (fruity, alluring, etc.)

Viva la Juicy, but honestly all of them - been sticking to essential oils or all natural shit lately - anything with Amber is good.

19. Do you have any international friends / friends who live out of state?

yes<3

20. What is something unique that you do every single day?

lol shower? I dont really do anything special i dont think?

21. If there was a movie based on your life, what would it be called?

“Becoming” lol because I feel like I am always growing and changing and adapting and learning and ill never just be one thing

22. When was the last time you bought a gift for someone?

Recently - christmas time

23. Are you a shopaholic?

no - but i just got an amazon prime account and thats game changer fa real

24. What are some songs that always make you feel better?

Love - Kid Cudi, 

25. List 3 activities that you can only enjoy by yourself.

Sitting in the tub (otherwise that shit is too crowded lmao)

Reading a good book

Masturbating prob?

26. If you could live in any biome (and survive) which biome would you live in?

Tropical island

27. How do you like being roused in the morning?

cuddles and soft music (prob reggae) and if i aint got shit to do a bluntttt fam

28. How was your day? What did you do?

it was ok - fighting some inner demons lately and feeling really low :/ but i got a little bit done so im giving myself a break

29. What did your last text message say?

“bye”

30. Do you respond to texts quickly?

depends on who it is lol

31. Who was the last person you called?

my mom

32. List 5 things that are on your wish list.

i wanna learn another language

I wish to be able to see more things change for the better in our world

i wish to skydive

i wish to live in another country for a while

and i wish to love myself

33. If you were famous, what do you think you would be famous for?

maybe being a host of a talk show lol

34. Winter or summer?

both

35. What is a quality that all people should have?

empathy

36. If you could have a large collection of one item, what would that item be?

my inner white girl and materialistic ass says shoes - but idk i think it would also be cool to have a collection of books or photographs - ya know that sentimental shit i be on

37. What have you been thinking about lately?

wow so much - a lot of reflecting honestly about who i have been and how i’ve treated others and how i am trying to change myself - so ironically enough, i’ve also been thinking about the future and trying to focus on who i want to be and where i want to be

38. What is the secret to a happy life?

taking it day by day im sure

39. What are some phrases you say often?

“nice” lol to my clients a lot

40. Favorite food?

lately its been asian - like thai and vietnamese. fuck now i want some dumplings and curry and egg rollllz

41. List 3 wishes.

already fuckin diiiiiddd fam

42. What are some of your greatest fears?

memory loss, dying, losing others

43. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?

idk whats app prob

44. Most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen (in real life)? 

machu picchu

45. Spicy food:Like or dislike? 

LOVE

46. Scary movies:Like or dislike?

Depends

47. Do you like to travel?

Do you know me lol

48. Any regrets?

yeah always, but i try to live my life without any and honestly id never go back and change em

49. Do you like rain?

obsessed; fav weather actually

50. What do you spend most of your money on?

food

51. Would you rather visit the past or the future?

past bc im a sentimental person; future is exciting and i like surprises and the unknown and dreaming about that shit - id rather not know.

52. Favorite clothing store?

depends - urban outfitters is my style but i like goodwill just as much

53. What is the best advice you can give to those who are feeling down?

this too shall pass

54. How often do you think about your future? Does it scare you?

honestly not often enough, i try not to over think things or it tends to give me anxiety. why worry about things that are far out of our control? I just take shit day by day

55. What angers you the most?

ignorance. and rude ass people. when someone isnt being genuine

56. When was the last time you got majorly angry?

yesterday

57. When was the last time you got really sad?

today

58. Are you good at lying?

im sure everyone is to some degree

59. What foreign language would you like to learn?

spanish

60. How many languages can you speak and what are they?

just one - semi fluent in spanish

61. How often do you go to parties? If you don’t, what do you do instead?

lol 

62. What books do you plan to read this year?

not sure! I have a couple but we shall see

63. Do you have breakfast every morning?

yes i try to - its my fav meal

64. Tell us a secret.

then it wouldnt be a secret

65. How many concerts have you been to?

a few

66. Last hug?

wasnt long enough

67. Who knows you better than anyone else?

myself

68. Baths or showers?

ooooooh damn, depends

69. Do you think you’re ambitious?

i could be a little more

70. What song is stuck in your head?

lmaooo wake up in the sky by gucci mane and bruno - thats been my shit lately

71. Countries you’ve visited?

Peru, Canada, Mexico, Costa Rica, Jamaica, Caymans, Philippines

72. What do you most value in your friends?

Communication and laughter

73. What helps you to sleep better?

putting my got dang phone away from me

74. What is the most money you have ever held in your hand?

prob like 2 grand or some shit

75. What makes you nervous?

when i over book myself or take too much on and have a lot on my plate - so time management i suppose

76. What is the best advice you’ve ever been given?

to live in the present moment; and to take care of myself 

77. Is it easier to forgive or forget?

forgive for sure - i dont really ever forget

78. First mobile phone?

ayyy a flip phone and it was see thru and lit up and had a walkie talkie!

79. Strangest dream?

lmao ew no im so ashamed

80. Best dream?

flying or something

81. Who is the smartest person you know?

my grandpa it seems

82. Who is the prettiest person on tumblr?

idk

83. Do you miss anyone right now?

very much, always

84. Who do you love? Why?

everyone, because life is too damn short for hate

85. Do you like sharing?

yeah lol bc i expect ppl to share w me in return

86. What was the last picture you took with your phone?

idk actually

87. Is there a reason behind everything that happens?

yeah id like to think so

88. Favorite genre of music?

i was raised on hip hop so i feel like that is my go to but honestly i love reggae, alternative, a lil bit of electro chill shit, R&B, oldies, jazz, anything 

89. If you had one word to describe yourself, what would it be?

Understanding

90. Describe your life in 5 words.

roller coaster. fun. emotional. loving. growth.

91. Describe the world in 4 words.

crazy. beautiful. strong. vast.

92. Craziest thing you’ve ever done?

skinny dip?

93. First three songs in your favorite playlist?

cocaine model - zhu

is this love - bob marley

tadow - masego

94. Are you more creative or logical?

def without a doubt 100% creative/emotional/empath/sensative/does things based on feelings rather than reason type person lmao

95. Would you rather lie or hurt someone with the truth?

truth always

96. What are you most proud of?

my ability to communicate and understand people

97. What personality trait do you admire in other people?

strength/humility 

98. When you imagine yourself as really, really relaxed and happy, what are you doing?

smoking a fat ass blunt doing yoga on a sunny day while its 68 degrees out and im on a beach