#2p canada imagines

[ireadyanderestuff]

Yandere 2p!Canada who acts like he can't speak English and only speaks Canadian French around his darling until one day he slips up and after that only speaks English and never addresses it

[chocolatte-and-despair]

Can you do 2p Face family sharing a s/o

Yandere 2P FACE

To start, the fact you managed to steal the hearts of them all is an absolute surprise not only to you, but to them too. I mean, they all have different interests in partners, but here you are, breaking those interests for them and proving that they can love someone who isn't their "type" too.

It all started when James brought you back home, as his partner. You were a mature and educated individual, which surprised everyone that you ended up dating some hick from the country. It seemed that you started dating after you met him while volunteering at the local shelter that he was volunteering at. And everything else is simply history.

You were polite but didn't let anyone walk over you. You enjoyed being nice, but also knowing your own worth. Allen once tried to fuck around with you and make you seem worse than you were, but you put him right in his place.

That was exactly the moment he fell for you. Well, he fell for you before, but this was when he finally accepted that he was crushing on his brother's partner.

The next to fall was Oliver. See, you disliked Oliver, but you respected him. And that dislike made you something hard to achieve. And he wanted to get you now that he could not.

The last person to fall was Louis, the father figure of James. A troubled soul and failing artist who has fallen into some horrible habits out of despair.

Why did he fall for you? You were the only one who came to the art show that he had put on. You came with james to show his father figure support, but ended up moving him in a way that nobody else had managed to.

In general, life was quite easy at first, when everyone, besides James, felt like he was allowed to openly love you. For different reasons, all of them tried to hide their feelings for you. Allen because he didn't believe you could ever like him, Oliver because he couldn't believe he liked you, and Louis because he couldn't betray his son in such a way. But that didn't last long, of course.

James is not happy about sharing you, you're his partner after all. But it's better than having three rivals, and losing your family. He wished he could change things up so you were a bit happier, but sometimes, things like that can't be achieved and he accepted that not losing you is better than you being happy, but without him.

No matter what, James is near you, even if it's the time for others to be with you. He's your first one, your main man, so he has the right to be there.

Allen is the most unhappy about it and often gets into fights with James over getting alone time with you. Oliver and Louis, for different reasons, doesn't mind James tagging along.

Of course, all of them sneak alone time with you, when James is busy or not keeping an eye on you. There is always a way to trick James, as he was never the smartest.

[milaisreading]

If the 1p countries would immediately help y/n to hide a dead without questioning it then imagine how would it go if she asked the same thing to the 2p's.

Yn, thinking to herself: I will kill Denmark for this! Why are they so eager to hide a supposed dead body....

2p!Italy: Don't worry your little head, mia bella! I know just the right people to help. Wait!

Yn: Who?

2p!Italy ignores her while dialing a phone number.

Yn: WHO?!

2p!Germany: I didn't know you had it in yourself to kill someone, proud of you! Let me dispose of that body. Where is it?

Yn:...

2p!Japan: I will do that. My katana is just sharp enough to slice through skin and bone. I know good hiding spots,too.

Yn: Good... good to know- America, where are you and Canada going?

2p!America: Don't worry about it, we need to find you an alibi

2p!Canada: And a scapegoat who we can pin this on

Yn: what?!

2p!America: Afterwards we can dispose of the body.

2p!England: Let me dispose of it! I need new ingredients for my cupcakes!

Yn:... Won't you say anything?

2p!France: No. Also, how do you want me to get rid of the body? Should there nothing be left, or do you want a souvenir?

2p!Russia: I will get rid of it for you and teach you how to do it. For the next time.

Yn: N...next time?

2p!China: Next time, invite me over for it! We can treat it like a date.

Yn, dialing Sweden's phone number*

Sweden: Hello?

Yn: Get me out of here!!!

[hermannsprecursors]

Has the Hetalia fandom conceptualized 2p Dreamtalia?

Like, hypothetically, everything would play out mostly the same. Same victims, the same chain of events, but differences in the dialogue, relationships, and how everyone, including Reve, probably, would act. I just think that it would be reaaaaal nifty. Like just imagine, Italy just thinking "Germany isn't being annoying? I must be in heaven". All of Russia's stabbing jokes suddenly becoming threats. America and Canada trying to punch everything. Japan trying to kill himself like several times probably. All of the fun DIFFERENCES in how the ARCANAS would look and act! It would be so silly!

... Yeah I acted on the concept. Still trying to figure things out but have some screenshot redraws I thought would be silly and hopefully get some concepts across.

"Hermann your 2p designs aren't canon" well 2p isn't canon either!!! Let me die in peace with Germany's battle jacket and England having vitiligo and all the scar placements and--

DREAMTALIA IS NOT MINE! IT BELONGS TO KYOKYO866 WHO I'M NOT TAGGING OUT OF FEAR OF RECOGNITION BECAUSE BEING SEEN BY THE CREATORS OF THINGS SCARES ME AND I REALLY LIKE HER WORK!!!! I JUST LIKE MAKING AUS AND WHAT-IFS OUT OF EVERYTHING! IF Y'ALL WANNA TAG HER GREAT BUT I PERSONALLY WILL NOT!!!!!

Edit: Kyo saw it. Life has entered a weird new stage. This is very good. I think

[hetalia-angel]

could you do headcanons for who the 2p allies would be in a horror movie!!!

Horror Movie Headcanons

A/n most of these aren’t connected, enjoy!

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America/ 1st girl/ The pawn.

1:He’d be the first one to go. As soon as he heard sounds outside he’d open up the front door to investigate. Then the killer would strike. I imagine Allen would put a good fight; all his fight or flight instincts coming forward in a futile attempt to stay alive.

2: Allen would be the one to bring everyone to a secluded cabin that’d been condemned for good reason. Something that should’ve been lost to time that was reopened like Pandora’s box releasing destruction into him and his friends.

France/ Harbinger / The wise old man

1: François would be disgruntled man at the beginning of a horror movie. The one who warns our main cast of the danger they’ll face if they continue on. His ominous predictions and apathetic expression would be dismissed as some crazy drug addict looking for a reaction.

2: When our main cast themselves getting into trouble they’ll run to François for help as he’d been in the same situation before. He’d be paranoid and isolated wanting nothing to do with them, however the advice he gives is vital to survival. François will provide all the backstory the viewers need for the killer.

Russia/ the skeptic/ the scholar

1: Viktor would deny any implications of an entity. Simply dismissing it as impossible and a thing parents use to scare off children. In the end he’ll meet his demise by the very hands of the so called “fictional entity.” This death would prove to our main cast that the danger was far too real.

2: Viktor would attempt to use his savvy to save his life. Researching anything and everything on this killer or entity to know how they became and how to take them down. If it’s an entity he’ll find their weaknesses and devise a plan to catch them. On the other hand if it’s a killer Viktor will meet his end by joining the kill count in a drawn out fight scene with the killer

Canada/ The hunter/ Slasher

1: Matthieu would be dedicated to taking down the killer for good. He’d rush in to save our final girl or at least give them time to escape from the killer. While our viewers are all rooting for him to save the day one of our main cast members will mistake him for the killer and add him to the kill count. Putting an end to the protection that Matthieu brought.

2: When our main cast decides to take a hedonistic vacation to his woods they’ll be met with a vengeful axe wielding maniac. Matthieu will make it his personal mission to exterminate our main cast from the forest forever. Carefully picking them off one by one with a surgeons precision.

China/ The final girl/ The hysteric

1: While many viewers might mistake Zao for the stereotypical token that’ll be killed off in the beginning of the movie they’re sorely mistaken. Zao would make it to the end by pure luck as his friends are killed off. He would gather any weapon he could find and try and wait out our killer. While if it’s an entity he’ll be searching the house for any sign of the supernatural, keeping all lights on, and following every Chinese superstition he knows of. Anything to stay alive and keep harm far far away.

2: The thought of a possible killer/entity will send Zao into an irrational panic. He’ll be twitching at every noise he hears. All basic survival skills and instinct are simple tossed out the window. When he sees our hunter he’ll catch them off guard and attack them as he mistakes them for the killer.

England/ The sacrificer/ The killer

1: Oliver would gather our main cast together for a fun getaway in a secret ploy to sacrifice them to the supernatural entity. He’ll summon the entity to the house when everything goes wrong. Instead of taking the others as the sacrifice the angry entity is out for blood and no one is safe. Oliver will be killed off early leaving our main cast to fight for themselves.

2: The killer that no one saw coming is a fitting role for Oliver, as he’s the epitome of a wolf in sheep’s clothing. He’ll pick off our main cast one by one as he hides amongst them pretending to be just as clueless as the rest of them. Right until it gets down to only him and our final girl. As Oliver and our final girl plan to escape together away from the killer he strikes. Catching our final girl off guard he’ll attempt to add them to the kill count, however our final girl will prevail giving our viewers the satisfying ending they hoped of.

[oinkinpigprince]

1p/2p Canada headcanons

1p Canada is kinda mean in his own head lol

He’s the type that’s like “I can totally kick his ass” but then he’s like “umm erm excuse m-m-m-me sir 🥺🥺” when he has to actually talk to someone

Canada is kinda anti social and only really follows america around, a lot. Kinda like how you’ll follow your mom @ a family event, he’ll follow his brother around @ meetings or other places

He also has a major resting bitch face but even so, people just tend to over look him or think it’s just America having a rough day

Canada often comes over to Cuba’s house to cook, he likes making food for people and finds it nice to just come over and have a meal with someone

Bro has like, 5 ppl he considers friends and 2 of them are his brother and his pet bear kumajiro

He does like people watching and tends to sit in cafes alone and just watch how ppl interact w/ each other while he sips his latte

The amount of dirt he has on the other countries is astronomical, you can learn a lot when others don’t even notice your existance

France makes Canada tell him EVERYTHING he hears about everyone

2p Canada on the other hand

Bro has the complete opposite problem lol

He wants to be approached and make friends he’s just fucking WAY SCARY so ppl tend to avoid him so they don’t piss him off, even though he’s a total sweetie

He just forgets he’s not a small little snow mouse but in fact a 6’7 300lbs lumber Jack who can throw a pine tree 50 yards

He has big dog syndrome and forgets he’s big and scary so he thinks he’s ppl just don’t find him interesting

So 2p Canada follows 2p America around to hopefully make friends, but his brother instead makes enemies 😔😔

Once Cuba told him that the reason no one talks to him is because he has a mean face, so he tried putting cute stickers on it to make himself look friendlier

Imagine this gaint man walking around w/ hello kitty and paw patrol stickers across his face

Canada’s my favorite character, both the 2p and the 1p, teehee! What silly fellows

[hellonerf]

Do you have more ideas or headcanons you have for the 2p versions of Canada and Ame? I thought your idea of 2p Ame being calm and relaxed was interesting! It's a unique take that I've seen on him and I really enjoy the idea

thank you! to be honest the general idea i have of them is that they have a close knit bond to the point of unspoken words and understanding etc... just an inherent trust thing. compared to 1p caname which i still imagine to struggle with direct honesty and transparency mostly to the fault of 1p ame but 1p cana isnt much better either. they both have a silent communication but it works differently. in 1p i imagine its about not talking about something, thats what the unspoken agreement is, to not really communicate. but in 2p the communication is within the silence... i dont know if im making sense here LOL but thats the idea i have for them

[504py]

i have fully accepted my anon name 😎 and omg the mmds esp the vines and the dance ones 🥹

and omg if you do 2p writing and/or art, I would love to see how you characterise them?? I'm soft for 2p! America and 2p! Canada but there's rarely 2p content nowadays- I still look back older tumblr posts and reread them for the nostalgia

- the same anon that still respectfully wants to eat your art 🐿

OMG YESS i remember when like the meme vids were called "hetalia on crack" or something omfggg 😭😭

and omg yes!!! i really liked 2p FACE for some reason 😭 nowadays, i think my favs would be 2p america and 2p axis just cuz i like their designs the most LOL. though with allen i find him very funny since i imagine him to sound and act exactly like scout from tf2 LMAO. but hell yeah!! if i ever cook up anything interesting, i'll be sure to post it. gotta feed the starving hetalia fanbase LOL. thanks again munch anon!!

[koolkat9]

What are your favorite musicals and which musicals would you assign to your favorite countries based on personality? Yes, This is me asking what Music themes you'd assign them too I guess without looking at youtube and seeing videos 10 years old. I miss seeing Character Theme videos.

Oooh this is a good one! I'm also going to share musicals that make me think of some ships too because I want to ramble about the two musicals that make me think of a GerEng AU.

Okay but Characters.

Canada- Dear Evan Hansen

I know. Kind of basic. But I love DEH. "Waving Through a Window" is such a Mattie song. But what really sells the idea for me is that "So Big / So Small" is such a good song for Royal Red Bros. Francis is the dad that left, and Arthur tries to pick up the pieces, but also fails Matthew. Just the dynamic between Evan's Mom and Evan is just perfect for these two. Like Evan's mom does love Evan, but being a single mom isn't easy and to provide for him she has to work ridiculous hours so she's not there for him physically. Which is a similar postion Arthur finds himself in.

Also the lines

"That night I tucked you into bed

I will never forget how you sat up and said

'Is there another truck coming to our drive way?

A truck that will take mommy away.'"

Just hit me so hard with feels for Arthur and Matt. Just imagining a little Mattie asking Arthur one night if Arthur is going to leave him behind too. Because Francis left and Arthur seems so much more focused on Alfred. Matthew it terrified it will happen again. And it breaks Arthur's heart.

ALTERNATIVELY

Canada - Next to Normal (Specifically the song "Superboy and the Invisible Girl")

I don't know enough about what this musical is actually about other than we follow our main character Diana who is struggling with bipolar disorder and hallucinations of her dead son. And basically I think it shows how her condition affects her family?

But we did "Superboy and the Invisible Girl" for some concert once and I actually played Diana. And every time I rehearsed this song, all I could think of was ACE Family.

It is primarily Natalie, Diana's daughter, feeling neglected and ignored because of her Mother's grief over her son's death.

This line really makes me think of the two, especially after Alfred has become independent and Matthew attempts to pick up the pieces of a broken Arthur:

"Super boy and the invisible girl

He's the one you'd wish would appear

He's your hero, forever your son

He's not here, I am here"

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America - Hamliltion

For obvious reasons. American history. Main character is smart, but also so impulsive. "I'm not Throwing Away my Shot" always make me think of Al.

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England - Mary Poppins

Of course I choose something obvious. You know how much I love Arthur with kids. And Mary Poppins is that strict parental figure, but she does want what's best for the kids in her care, and I think that's perfect for Arthur.

Also I just love imagining Arthur singing "Feed the Birds."

Also also. get 2p England involved and make Oliver Bert. So double the Englands making it more fitting. Alternatively Gilbert could be Bert to make it Pruk instead.

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GerEng - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

I have this whole musical casted with Hetalia characters. But the summary first because its probably a musical not many know. I really don't know how to encompass everything so I'm just going to steal the summary from IMDb:

"A down-on-his-luck inventor turns a broken-down Grand Prix car into a fancy vehicle for his children, and then they go off on a magical fantasy adventure to save their grandfather in a far-off land."

God I had orginally had a long decription of a cast list for this but I'll ramble about that in another post. All you need to know though:

Arthur as Caratacus Potts - The down on his luck inventor and single father. Sometimes his work distracts him, but he really does love his kids

Ludwig as Truly Scrumptious - A candy heiress who meets the Potts family after almost running over the children when they run out into the road. She and Caratacus kind of get off on the wrong foot when she argues that the kids should be in school and not running around. But after he impresses her with his inventions and she joins them on their adventure in their magic car, the two fall in love.

Peter as Jeremy and Jemimah - Because I can't think of a second child to go with Peter I just have Peter right now. Because I love GerEng being dads to him.

Anyway. The songs.

First we have "You Two" which actually makes me imagine things separate from this au. Because this is also so good for ACE Family. I ramble about it more here.

"Doll On a Music Box" One of my favourite songs to listen too to daydream about GerEng. Just them pulling the same stunt Caratacus and Truly do to rescue the kids. Also Ludwig dressed up as a doll is a nice image.

"Lovely Lonely Man" Could work for either of them, but I always have loved the idea of Ludwig singing this about Arthur. Because Ludwig fell fast just like the song suggests while Arthur took a bit of time. It's just a perfect monologue of Ludwig admitting his feelings to himself.

God I could go on but I'll save the rest for a separate post

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Okay one last one for GerEng! Music Man.

Summary from Stage Agent: "There’s trouble in River City! When smooth-talking con man Harold Hill arrives in a small, tight-knit town in Iowa, he expects to dupe its residents with his elaborate moneymaking scheme: Despite his complete lack of musical literacy, he will convince everyone that he is a brilliant bandleader and recruit all the boys in town to form a band, pocketing the cash for instruments and uniforms. The problem? Some of the town members, especially the stern librarian, Marian Paroo, don’t quite buy Harold’s story. As Harold struggles to keep his scheme afloat, he also finds himself increasingly attached to the townspeople, who have all experienced a positive change since Harold came to town. Complicating matters even more, Harold is also falling head-over-heels for the beautiful Marian."

God I could go on about this one too, but keeping it brief:

Arthur as the con man Harold Hill selfish and prideful only to have a change of heart by forming genuine connections within the town.

Ludwig as the stern yet also hopeless romantic Marian. That despite knowing Arthur is a con man sees him grow and falls for him

"Goodnight My Someone / Seventy-Six Trombones (Double Reprise)" The two leads main songs coming together with them singing each other's half way through. God I just love thinking of GerEng for this scene so much! I think its so romantic to sing each other's themes to each other.

Also "Goodnight My Someone" on its own is very fitting for Ludwig. As is Marian's chacter as whole. Both are stern indivduals, refusing to take nonsense from anyone. They seem like a stick in the mud, perhaps a little cold, but both have a sweetness deep down, longing for connection. And "Goodnight My Someone" is when we first see this side of Marian.

"Marian the Librarian" Just the back and forth and tension in this song. Hill/Arthur is kind of a dick. Flirting, but really he's just playing a game at this point and bugging Marian/Ludwig at work when they're clearly aren't having it. It's another fun scene I like imagining GerEng. Especially since Arthur is really pushing his luck angering someone who could snap him like a toothpick he'd be into that let's be honest but that's not a discussion for this blog

Thank you anon for letting me combine my love of musical theatre and my love for Hetalia together! I encourage more questions like this actually so don't be scared guys!

[nyoheadcannonsaph]

Nyo!France vs. 2p!Nyo!France

I've had some thoughts on both of these gals and I came to some conclusions in my little, tiny brain that I'm willing to share with you. They are more different than they seem at a first glance and boy, oh boy, so many people keep mistaking them for one another, as if they were twins.

Let's have some clarifications on that matter, shall we? Here are some of my headcannons about the two of them.

1.Nyo!France's human name is Manon, while 2p!Nyo!France uses Margot as her first name (it sounds a bit more sexy, especially properly pronounced~).

2. While Manon acts like the motherly figure for Nyo!Canada, Margot is rather indifferent towards 2p!Nyo!Canada, although she apreciates her former colony's dedication to hunting poachers.

3. Manon wakes up (almost) everyday to do something like Cinderella in animated Disney film, singing about her dreams before she starts work, just because she's fabulous like that; Margot goes to bed late and wakes up late, only to complain more about the pointlessness of life in general.

4. Manon loves fashion, but isn't one to wear something risky, instead opting for more classy, conventionally stylish clothes; Margot cares little about what other people might say about her, so she wears whatever she feels like. She's got good sense of clothes, but is not fashion-obsessed or anything, and also more bold with her choice of clothes.

5. While I imagine Manon to be the more traditional when it comes to relationships and orientation, she would likely be bi-curious, as long as she loves the idea of being admired by men and women alike. Unlike her male counterpart, she is more interested in romantic than physicial aspect of the relationship, making her fall into the demisexual definition. She just doesn't like using labels, as it's beneath her. Meanwhile, Margot is openly pansexual and aromantic, often struggling to stay faithul in a relationship, as she's afraid of long-term commitment (she hates life and only does things she feels like doing, without any particular reason). She's the type of person to keep saying "love is overrated", when someone in her proximity acts like they were in love.

6. Manon likes teasing Rose (Nyo!England) and seeing her riled up, because she actually likes her as an old friend and former rival. They can even be quite cordial to one another. As for Margot and Olivia (2p!Nyo!England), they really can't stand one another... Olivia tries to cheer Margot up, which makes Margot cuss her out, and that annoys Olivia a lot. Sometimes Margot teases Olivia just to kill time, not for any genuine reason.

That's all I got for now. I hope you found it interesting and I'm open to suggestions. I will create some more in due time.

Follow and comment for more (hopefully not so tragic) content like that, I'd appreciate that a lot~

[milaisreading]

Imagine in 2p Hetalia x reader, someone hurts and insults Y/N both physically and emotionally but the 2p's are behind them and just saw the whole thing.💀☠️🔪

Warnings: Mentions of murder and I used she/her for the reader.

Hmmm, let me think for a second...

2p!Italy 🇮🇹

2p!Italy, who didn't hear exactly what was said, but saw Yn getting upset.

2p!Italy: What happened? :3

Yn: I just got told that the dress looks hideous on me. I liked the dress- LUCIANO DON'T POINT THE KNIFE AT HIS HEART

2p!Italy: The jugular vein it is then! What did you just say to her?! Repeat that?!

2p!Germany 🇩🇪

Dude, who was talking shit to Yn after he saw 2p!Germany: Who... who is that?

Yn turns around while holding her tears in: Oh... that's Lutz, he doesn't bite

2p!Germany: Yes, I do. Now, care to repeat what you just said?

2p!Japan 🇯🇵

The man doesn't even finish his 1st sentence before 2p!Japan takes out his katana

Yn: Where did you get that?!

2p!Japan: Don't worry your cute brain about it. Now, let me take revenge on the man who insulted your honor

2p!America🇺🇲

2p!America heard everything while he was stalking watching over Yn, and he held himself back from swinging his bat at the person... for now. 2 days later tho...

Yn: Allen, why is your bat red again? Did Matt prank you again and painted it?

2p!America: Sure! :D

2p!France 🇫🇷

This man would straight up start insulting the person while mixing English and French. Yn would have to hold him back from checking the person who insulted her.

2p!England 🇬🇧

Person: And not to mention that dumb hairstyle!-

Yn, at the verge of crying as the person pulled on her hair a little.

2p!England while stabbing the person in the back: Looks like I will be able to make more cupcakes soon :3

Yn, looking in surprise at the dead man and then up at 2p England: Isn't this an overkill, Oliver?

2p!England: That is not a real thing, poppet!

2p!Russia 🇷🇺

Bold of you to assume he let's Yn get near anyone, let alone a stranger. But, on the off chance she runs into the wrong person and they start insulting her and threatening her physicall well-being... Then Viktor will pull the person into an alleyway and kill them. Then he will pick up Yn and carry her back home.

2p!Russia: This is why you stay home.

2p!China 🇨🇳

2p!China, pretending to clean his ears: I must be hearing this wrong... her? An eyesore? And not belonging here? I must inform you that this is the most beautiful girl in the world! And I will not let some street rat looking asshole insult her! Do you know what she means to me?!

Basically, he starts pestering the man for two hours about what Yn means to him... later on Wang kills him, tho.

2p!Canada 🇨🇦

This man will just pull Yn away and let Kuma deal with the man...

[massivebadonker]

What do you think of Greg Cipes as 2p Canada's voice? He also voiced Beast Boy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I_xGXth_Opg&pp=ygUQZ3JlZyBjaXBlcyBrZXZpbg%3D%3D

Not bad! :D

This is actually how I imagine his voice when he was younger. But I'm thinking of a deeper and huskier voice for him in my drawings.

Anyways thanks for the idea anon ;) 💕

[allthingshetalia]

May I request 2p Canada with a Busty, curvy, motherly, innocent, shy, soft-spoken, sweetheart country s/o headcanons.

Loves how sweet you are

It’s a great contrast compared to his rough, stand-offish, cold nature

Will always stand up for you

And make sure you never get pushed around

He is constantly thinking about how good of a mother you will be

He always feels so special and cared for when you dote on him

And will dote on you as much as you do him

Loves to rest his head on your chest

And loves all the curves in your body

[2phetaliaimagines]

How would 2p America,2p Canada, and 2p China react to Mooo! By Doja Cat?

2p America: “Got milk bitch, got beef? Got steak ho, got cheese?” Fucking loves this song and specifically loves that line. Loves how silly the song is and it’s still a bop. I can highkey imagine him singing this randomly on a regular to the point that it annoys everybody else. Acts like such a little thot when this songs comes on.

2p Canada: “I say bitch im too smooth, i’m not in the mood.” These bars though. Probably only listens to when Allen plays it and says like a couple lines while Al’s lowkey twerking in the back. Really dogs it though can it hypes him up a bit because it serious he thinks it’s a slap.

2p China: “Shittin on these bitches the only thing i know.” He’s in love. Like the bouncing anime tiddies in the back and how the whole video is just really chill, but still has that same hype. Totally smokes to this.——-

i really love this song okay

[chocolatte-and-despair]

2P Hetalia | Yandere headcanons

2P Germany - Lutz Beilschmidt

Lutz's type is pretty simple. Someone who is lazy doesn't talk much and has been his friend for a longish time. He can only feel something towards someone who he has known for some time and feels comfortable with. Mind you, being quiet and lazy is a nice plus, but it doesn't have to be there. If you both have been friends a long time and he's single, chances are he will fall for you.

Lutz is a quiet and distant individual. He likes to take things at his own pace, but if you let him, you will see that he is quite capable and dependable. He also loves to spoil his friends, as he has a hard time communicating his feelings verbally.

After some time of you both being friends, Lutz realized that he was feeling something towards you. Without beating around the bush, he would confess. If you accept, the horror begins, if not, he lets you go and slowly distances himself from you.

Going with the idea that you are fully his perfect type, he would use your laziness as a way to keep you all to himself. See? He can take care of you better than anyone else, so just indulge in your lifestyle, as he will never complain. And in return, be his lover.

"You don't need to go out... Just... rest. I'll take care of it."

2P America - Allen F. Jekyll

Allen would be into someone who is a gentle and caring soul. Someone who holds his beliefs and probably gets along with his family, no matter how much they don't like him. He would also like someone who doesn't fear standing up for him, no matter the situation, to show they love him.

Allen is a himbo with not a single bad bone in his damn body. You might think I'm fucking with you, but I'm honest here. Allen is a huge leftist, an activist who cares about the environment, and racial issues. Is a whole fruit basket, and donates to charities all his money, leaving only money for himself for the essentials. His aggression only comes out when dealing with anyone who has views opposing his own.

You both probably met while on a protest. You hit it off and you ended up buying you both food, as Allen didn't exactly have any to spare if he still wanted to pay rent. Like that, a friendship bloomed, with you taking him out often, buying him stuff, and being there emotionally for him.

It didn't take long before he couldn't function without you. And you couldn't leave him, right? I mean, you're too kind... right? Because if you are not... Well, you don't want to see Allen angry, right?

"Baby... Where are you going?"

2P England - Oliver Kirkland

The only thing that Oliver is looking into a partner is patience. He wants you to love him no matter what he does. No matter what boundaries he crosses. He wants you to be devoted only to him, and your patience towards his misdeeds will prove that to him. Everything else doesn't matter.

Oliver is a playful and disobedient individual. He often acts like a child and uses that side of his to hide all the bad things he does. He cheated? Well, he didn't know better! You can't be mad at him! He used your money without your permission? Stop yelling, you'll make him cry!

You probably met when he hired you as a worker at his place. You were patient with angry customers, and their families, which was what caught his eye towards you. It didn't take long before he guilted you into dating him.

He goes out of his way to hurt you, just to see how you simply sigh, and say "It's fine" or "No worries" or even better "I understand" without ever raising your voice or leaving him.

"You're not mad, right, sweets?~"

2P Lithuania - Tomas Laurinaitis

Tomas would like someone who is younger than him, but of legal age, of course. He wants someone who is passionate about the same things that he is passionate about, and he wants his lover to be as punk as possible.

Unlike his counterpart, Tomas is very outspoken, and he always goes out of his way to stand up for his views, even if he has to be violent about it. He's an aggressive punk anarchist, essentially. He's very liberal and hates old people with a burning passion. The concept of getting old frightens him. Or the fact that his lover will be an old person one day.

Tomas would probably meet you online. You two would become friends and boom, one day, he would want to meet with you. The last thing he thought was that you two would have such a powerful chemistry the moment you two meet up.

"Hey! Don't hang around that loser."

2P Canada - James Williams

James' type is pretty simple. Someone who is a homebody, who likes nature, doesn't have many people near them, and wouldn't fall for Allen. That's pretty much it. And yes, he had too many people fall for Allen, that it had become something he demands. He doesn't even want people meeting that idiot anymore.

James is a simple man. He likes routines and wants a simple life. He doesn't like a lot of chances and would rather settle down. He would also want his partner to become a stay-at-home spouse.

You two met while volunteering at the local animal shelter. Being so similar, you both hit it off pretty well and became friends almost immediately.

The one who asked the other out was actually you, as James was feeling too insecure. I mean, with as many heartbreaks as he had, could you really blame the man? Or how possessive he had become over you...

"You love me... right?"

2P China - Xiao Wang

Xiao's type is someone who is a jokester like himself. Free, usually happy, and doesn't listen to the rules. Mostly a college student who likes to party or a frat bro maybe, someone who has a loose way of living, just like him. (Which we love and respect <3)

The best way to describe Xiao is, that he's a party girl. His whole life is dedicated to finding pleasures in life, while also bothering and annoying his friend and boss, Victor.

You both met at a party, probably got high together, and accidentally exchanged numbers. While being bored, he messaged you, and then you met each other more times at parties and befriended each other.

You both got together just for shits and giggles, but what you didn't know was that he was the clingiest person you will ever know and that he won't let you go that easily.

"Babyyyyyy, please, I miss you!~ Cuddle me?"

2P France - Louis Franklin “Frankie” Bonnefoy

Louis doesn't really have a type. Friendly, cold, distant, stupid, whatever you might be, it's all a matter of luck. If you invoke an artistic feeling inside of him, he will fall for you.

Louis is a sensitive and artistic soul. Distant, he has a hard time connecting with other people, always trying to find the thing that would inspire him to create art again. He is prone to having manic attacks and can become violent towards people that he believes get in the way of his artistic ways.

Louis met you while at an art class. You were the model for the class and Louis felt like he hadn't been moved in that way before. He was absolutely taken away by the fact that you could do that to him and his heart.

He started to follow you around everywhere. You had to become his. He didn't care for anything. So, he would one day kidnap you. If you resist him, he will kill you, but if you give in, he will worship you, like the art piece that you are.

"My beloved muse... All mine..."

[hetalia-reacts]

I loved the 2p’s finding their s/o in the closet. Could you possibly also do the 2p Allies for that ask if you don’t mind?

Allen

Allen is first pissed beyond belief then thoroughly confused

His first reaction to seeing that the main living spaces are empty and the house being completely silent is to be angry

I mean he totally thinks you dipped and somehow escaped despite his best efforts

Then when he really searches the house and sees you passed out in some closet, face buried in definitely dirty clothes, just leaves his mind blank

All anger leaves him completely once he finds you so you won’t be getting punished

Maybe he’ll make some remark about how careless you are and how much you scared him

Doesn’t stop you or make you tell him, but would feel really special and happy if you made the effort to leave him a note or sign of where you were

Oliver

Oliver gets really dark when he sees and hears the seemingly empty house

Silently walks through the house with a scary but sad expression, hoping you were just asleep

And lo and behold, you were

Oliver is quick to calm down but he spends a long time trying to figure out why you decided his closet was the place to pass out instead of his bed or literally any other soft surface in the house

In the end he finds it kind of cute and just lets you sleep after covering you up

Maybe if this is a habit he’ll make a makeshift bed on the floor so you aren’t sleeping on the cold, hard floor anymore

Francois

Honestly Francois is a mixture of sadness, expectance, and anger when he looks and finds a seemingly empty house

He’s already got a bad head space so he’s already berating himself saying he should’ve expected you to leave but he’s also incredibly pissed with you

One of the few that finds you in the closet with the door shut instead of open or cracked

Beyond exasperated and angry when he finally opens the door and finds you, but doesn’t have the energy to fully punish you for it

Just shakes you with his foot until you wake up and makes a nasty comment to you about what you did

Probably ignores you for a while/makes snappy remarks every once in awhile and makes sure his closet is full so you can’t sleep in it anymore

Matt

Matt is probably the calmest of everyone

He has tight security so he knows you’re in the house

He probably figures you felt playful and wanted to play hide and seek

When he finds you clearly asleep and not intentionally hidden in a closet he just laughs to himself

Doesn’t bother waking you up and just tosses a blanket on you

Will 100% makes fun of you for falling asleep there and questions why you would sleep on the cold floor instead of one of the many warm surfaces he owns

Viktor

Viktor’s mind already assumed the worst despite having a tight security system to keep you in

When he finds you after an hour or scouring the house he’s beyond angry and immediately wakes you up

Drags you to your room/bed and gives a very threatening lecture as to why you were never going to do that again

Will make you use a dresser for everything now and makes your actual closet useless/storage space

He also ends up making locks for the other closets that you can access so you don’t get any funny ideas about those

Viktor finds your odd sleeping place neither cute nor funny, 100% do not attempt again or else

Zao

Zao isn’t very worried or angry

Figures if you actually managed to leave he could find you easily, and you’ll psych yourself out enough on the way back it’ll be punishment enough

He does end up looking around the house before he orders anyone to start looking for you

When he finds you curled up in a closet he kind of just laughs

Probably lays down with you and passes out

When you both wake up he’s likely to just give a warning to maybe give him a heads up next time

The warning has very threatening undertones however, so take that as you will