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humongousabysmal · 2 months ago

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I had the most fantastic lunch seriously there was a yummy albeit dry turkey club sandwich with bacon and cucumbers (6 slices, which all tasted PURRFECTLY. no odd tasting ones) and a slice of watermelon which in every bite simply melted in your mouth, and for the Adam sandler of the meal:

BrOCCOLI FUCKING CHEDDAR SOUP BABY. FUCK YES IT WAS SO GOOD. I LOVE BROCOLI CHEEDAR SOUP. It was the most perfect lunch I’ve ever had. It was the lunch of all lunches. This meal defined lunch. When you think lunch you think of my meal.

I was feeling really good. Man i was on a roll!!!! Coincidentally right after lunch period 2 embarrassing things occurred to me which tanked my mood like 15 noches (a considerable amount, if you weren’t aware) so i guess god is doing his best to strike me down. Whatever moral of the story is eat broccoli cheddar soup

#the embarrassing things that happened was i complimented a girl who was sporting an entire tmnt outfit #and she had headphones in and she was like ???what? and i repeated myself and i still don’t think she heard me and we were in a hallway #going opposite ways and it kind of made me sick #i wonder if she’s still wondering what i said.#would it be weird to tell her on tuesdsy what i told her or should ijust forget abt it AITA #2nd thing i wass walking feeling bad abt what just happened pissed and omw out I nearly knocked into a dude #like i was going out wc and he was in front of the entrance maybe it was his fault? not mine? calling insurance?#like ok whatevr. whatever. iwdont care. I don’t even care

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