#2BDAMNED IS HERE MOTHERFUCKER

[spookydetective]

How r u feeling abt the new madcom ep

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so overall pretty normal

[talesofsonicasura]

Nevada's Oasis: Gardener

Hello folks. If you guys are curious about the title, I got into Newgrounds' Madness Combat series. Apparently when it comes to lore, it's Kirby level difficulty to find what's really going on behind the scenes.

That and apparently there's a shit ton of Hank simps. (Don't worry, the crazy simps will be fed soon.) Just like Joestar Misadventures, this is more of a story based headcanons. This can be read as gender neutral or preferred gender.

Somewhere in Nevada, deep within the madness filled land is a true paradise. An oasis of peace where Grunts could truly be free from the tyranny of A.A.H.W and the beasts that roam this cursed realm. Protected by a guardian whose form but also realm vary.

You never imagined leaving the stress of your world would evolve into becoming a protector to another. Yet here you were, a human who created a makeshift oasis town for small grey humanoid beings called Grunts.

Luckily, you were a psychic duelist and could bring the magic of your Duel Monster cards to life. Especially the monsters that made up your main deck: Naturia.

Your floral beasts keeping the residents happy and feeling safe. Their natural cuteness made it easier for the Grunts to trust them.

Creating the oasis town had been easy by using the Field Spell that served as your plant friends' home: Naturia Forest.

You heard from the locals how things escalated to the blood red sky that hung above the wasteland. Clashes between A.A.H.W and Hank J. Wimbleton.

Ignoring the insanity of someone being able to destroy the sun, you had a feeling you'd be seeing Hank soon.

Your oasis already repelled multiple attacks from A.A.H.W, some of the residents being ex-members. (They really should treat their workers better.) Plus you offer mercy instead of straight up killing them. Kindness can get you quite far.

In fact, that earned you the moniker from said agency: The Gardener. Cause just like a gardener, you protected and nurtured all in your vibrant domain.

So when Truffles, one of the local Grunt residents, told you they saw a truck with Nevada's Most Wanted heading over... You had everyone hunker down as you confronted them alongside one of your stronger monsters: Naturia Barkion.

Lo and behold, there stood the infamous grunt with blood red goggles dressed in all black: Hank J. Wimbleton. Alongside two others, the smoking jokester Deimos and the hook using survivor Sanford.

Your wood dragon's presence already intimidating the latter two while the former held an air of intrigue. Naturally, you asked what they wanted.

Other than checking out to see if your oasis was real, they wished to set up a base somewhere near your domain.

Hank did try intimidation only to be met with an raised eyebrow. This little motherfucker didn't scare you. You made that fact known by chucking a lemon in his face and told them to choke on it.

Thankfully for the three, you let them set up a base under some conditions. Doing some jobs for you such as scavenging, don't hurt the residents, and help repel any invasions.

You also decided to sweeten the deal. If they do some more difficult tasks, then you would offer some rare material for them to use and maybe even allow the group to borrow a Naturia monster with good enough reason.

The deal was set and the Status Quo were given their own base. You also met the group's doctor, 2BDamned or Doc for short. He was more polite and also smacked Hank on the back of the head for his rudeness earlier.

All of your Naturias were naturally curious about the newcomers, a shared sentiment from the curious looks or Doc writing down any observations he has.

Nevada's Most Wanted definitely seemed to like Naturia Beast the most. Usually stopping by to pet the leafy tiger before going back to his usual business.

Overall, you were just glad everyone was getting along. Even though Hank keeps sneaking into Naturia Beast's den with cat toys.

If anyone knows where I can find any Madness Combat lore and Krinkels interview on the characters, please tell me. It will be a huge help and I can write the characters more on point with their canon personalities. So I far, the wiki is my only source.

There will be different versions of this where the oasis and your role shall differ. Any continuations will be listed as such. For 'The Gardener, it has a bit of Yu-Gi-Oh inspiration to it.

Here's the card list for Naturias. I thought about using Magical Muskets since they would fit more in Madness Combat being demon gunsmen but Naturias felt more fitting. Easier to approach, they have a field spell, and these guys are known for shutting down oppositions quickly.

Chapter 1 of Stone Novas will be re-edited soon along with some other stuff revolving LMK and JTTW. I'm understanding more of Chinese culture so I will be making accurate changes as I learn.

Also, if anyone knows a good place to watch JTTW 1996 in English Dub, please share. Basically all the episodes on YouTube are practically impossible to find. I only got Episode 1 caused I had it liked. 😥

Until next time folks, I'll see you later. Here's Naturia Beast and Naturia Barkion.