hello friend! have you finished MASH? I haven't ever read any MASH fic but if you feel like it how about something in the aftermath of either 9x10 Operation Friendship where BJ has compartment syndrome in his arm or from 4x18 Hawkeye where Hawkeye has a concussion and monologues the whole episode?
hello! not quite yet but i am getting through episodes scary fast. my daily routine has been lots of crocheting with mash on and i'm developing equal amounts of both carpal tunnel and brainrot. 4x18 (which hulu has as a different number for some reason) was literally one of my favorite episodes. alan alda singing broadway my beloved
"You are not Radar."
"Right again, Hawk."
Narrowing his eyes in suspicion, Hawkeye adds, “Unless you’ve grown a foot and a half.”
“Still me,” BJ confirms, gently smoothing hair off the side of Hawkeye’s skull. “After some questionable pantomimes and a terrible game of charades, Potter thought I’d better go grab you in case you were hurt. I guess it’s a good thing I did.”
“You missed my show,” Hawkeye pouts, a grimace appearing on his face as he tries to bat away BJ’s hands. “Ow. Stop it.”
“Hold still.”
“I could’ve gotten you first row seats, Beej.”
“There’s a lot of dried blood here. How long were you bleeding for?”
“You know, I got to hear all the greats before they came through New York.” When BJ touches a particularly tender spot, Hawkeye pulls out of his grasp, gasping with the movement. “Beej!”
“Sorry! Sorry.” At his friend’s betrayed look, BJ promises, “I won’t touch again. Lemme look at your eyes.”
“Why, I haven’t gotten permission from your father yet.”
“Hawk-”
“We’re not even on our third date.”
“Hawk! Look here. C’mon, you know concussion protocol just as well as I do.”
Finally following his directions, Hawkeye adds, “You know it’s actually a myth that concussed patients can’t sleep?”
“Your pupils are barely dilating,” BJ mumbles back, though mostly to himself. “Alright, c’mon Hawk, let’s get back to camp.”
Frowning, Hawkeye replies, “I haven’t finished my one man show.”
“Oh-ho, yes you have. Let’s up. Up and at ’em. There’s a bed in post-op with your name on it.”
It’s a tense few seconds, betrayal clouding over concussed eyes, before Hawkeye eventually acquiesces. “Fine. But I’m picking the radio.”
“Hawk, if you manage to get a station working on a jeep that doesn’t even have a radio, you can pick the music for as long as we’re in Korea.”
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Rimworld: This is a HARDCORE survival situation. You will have to do ANYTHING to survive. Maybe even things that will haunt your characters at night for the rest of their life. Maybe even eat the flesh of their fellow human beings. Maybe even become less human themselves...
Rimworld Characters: My clothing is less than half the quality it was when I got it and I'm telling you I am SO sad and upset by this!!!!!!! I will KEEP telling you about this!!!! Fuck NO we don't have sewing kits or patches. You will have to just incinerate these pants made of valuable material I guess!!!!
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my parents are such an odd couple. my drop dead gorgeous studied-theology-at-a-catholic-university no-nonsense catholic mother saw this awkward 23 yr old from the rough end of south london with no o levels, a gay best friend, and a dubious history with the law went 'oh yeah... 😏 that's the one'.
i mean she made absolutely the correct choice but I really dont understand how she got there
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the festival we went to last week had a chicago tribute band and my dad was opening behind the lyric articles for every song they were playing and reading it to the poor people at our table
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I'm not afraid of you. I'm tired of paying these fucking bills by myself, your secret society can't even send me a fucking roommate to help with these fucking bills I'm fucking exhausted all the fucking time. Give me a reason to stay in the states and I won't move. I was thinking of moving to Canada, of even more adventurous Australia.
I get it bro you tested on animals for a long time and now you've perfected the neurological implant great accomplishment (unless Santiago is working with the United telepaths of Earth) but I never asked for this. They won't leave me alone now every sexually active telepathic celebrity has made his\her rounds trying to get my attention.
PROPOSED SOCIETY NAMES:
The Awnry Telepath Society?
Extra Terrestrial Love Machines?
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OC NAVAL WARFARE
/ -- Romantic
*-- Unlabelled/Other
+ -- QPR
& -- Familial
Acid Dragon (VSB*ESB)
VSB and ESB are goofy little guys, VSB is a chaotic goddess who ABSOLUTELY misuses her power to entertain herself. ESB, on the other hand, is.. generally very tired, also a goddess. She's generally very angry and has trust issues and VSB gets on her nerves A LOT. VSB is incredibly theatrical and ESB gets very tired of it very fast. They're kinda enemies to lovers because ESB begrudgingly gets attached to VSB's annoyances and you kinda get the dynamic!!!
Pip the Jackal/Agent 27
Okay SO. First things first, they're both sonic OCs, and Pip specifically is based on the Jackal Squad from Sonic Forces. So. Agent 27 used to work for a man named Emerald as a part of his criminal organization, having been raised as essentially a child soldier/spy. During this time, they were EXTREMELY isolated and were not allowed any friends, essentially never getting any sort of socialization. Pip was a part of the jackal squad, a mercenary group, and was about 27's age, meaning they finally got to socialize and make a genuine friend. Since Pip's lifestyle of constant movement also kept her from making friends, the two clicked and became close. Like, reallyyyyyy close. They were both SO SO gay for each other, though they never managed to confess, always dancing around the confession, Pip scared of ruining their friendship and 27 scared of what Emerald would do if he found out they had any sort of closeness to someone. They were so close to leaving Emerald's abusive grasp for Pip, so they could finally confess and the two could be together, when the events of Episode Shadow took place-- aka, the jackal squad was murdered by Shadow the Hedgehog, leading to the events of Forces, where 27 is majorly involved as a way to get vengeance against Shadow. Even later, when Agent 27 did escape Emerald and changed their name to Saturn, they continued to think about Pip and their unconfessed love THAT WAS A BIG PARAGRAOH JUST EXPLAINING THE BACKSTORY UM . VOTE THEM BC THEYRE LESBIANS AND THEIR STORY ENDS IN TRAGEDY, WHERE NEITHER CONFESS BECAUSE OF FEAR OF A RUINED RELATIONSHIP AND FEAR OF PARENTAL ABUSE AND BEFORE THEY CAN WORK UP THE COURAGE ONE IS KILLED, LEAVING THE OTHER ALONE AND FULL OF ANGER THAT WAS TAKEN OUT IN A BLOODY WAR sry abt the caps I'm very passionate abt my gay little ocs
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nothing but respect to dadster and grampy gaster enjoyers you are my comrades my siblings in arms. but to me dr. gaster will always be like a 40-something deeply neurotic turbobachelor uncle who drinks specialty coffee and pays just a little too much attention to his shoes and the other siblings are always whispering about if he’s *limps wrist* You Know or if that’s just the autism (it’s both). his in-laws all find him creepy as fuck but the kids love him because he always brings cool STEM toys like Legos and Arduino kits to work on with them and he talks to them like adults (because he’s incapable of talking down to them and doesn’t understand why anyone would). he shows them how to make redstone computers in minecrap
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