#Feralda

[glamurai56]

I'm not afraid of you. I'm tired of paying these fucking bills by myself, your secret society can't even send me a fucking roommate to help with these fucking bills I'm fucking exhausted all the fucking time. Give me a reason to stay in the states and I won't move. I was thinking of moving to Canada, of even more adventurous Australia.

I get it bro you tested on animals for a long time and now you've perfected the neurological implant great accomplishment (unless Santiago is working with the United telepaths of Earth) but I never asked for this. They won't leave me alone now every sexually active telepathic celebrity has made his\her rounds trying to get my attention.

PROPOSED SOCIETY NAMES:

The Awnry Telepath Society?

Extra Terrestrial Love Machines?

[winter-of-collegehold]

Walk right by him because Feralda told me not to say shit

[arana-aranehn]

*chuckles like a mad lad as I triangle my way into the Midden Dark before even talking to Feralda*

I AM A STEALTHY GENIUS BECUZ I WANT TO BE A SHIT

that is all, thank u

[spacefilth328]

somewhere along the way i sent that to you by mistake. anyways, feralda is the person that denies you access to the college of winterhold in skyrim

interesting

[evil-is-relative]

Yes I accidentally hit the hot key for Whirlwind Sprint while following Feralda.

okay i am curious. has anyone ever actually (accidentally) fallen off the winterhold bridge

[wingwaver]

If Todd Coward was a good writer he'd have made joining the Collage completely optional and just add an option to tell Feralda that you're the Dragonborn in search of an Elder Scroll and you have a tip that someone in their collage might know about it instead of being roped into some unnecessary quests that sit in your fuckin journal bugging you because they're unfinished