#24 hour clock superiority

[sh1zukarul3z]

euro rule

[ailurinae]

Basque normally does year first? That is great, I love Basque even more now. I knew that Japan and China often use ISO ordering when writing purely numerical Gregorian dates

In Gasteiz (EH); I'm hungry and the yogurt expires tomorrow!

In La Puebla de Arganzón (outside EH); in the nearby town though, [expiration date] is one year away! [x]

Wtf? The date is the same! The punchline is precisely that: in Basque it's read YY/MM/DD, while in Spanish is DD/MM/YY.

Obviously expiration date comes always DD/MM/YY, in EH or the Spanish/French states.

[tizeline]

Now that TikTok has been banned in the US, I want to inform all the US-Americans of the different reactions I've seen so far on the app about it

Everyone being really dramatic and acting like we're the people who survived the Thanos-snap in Infinity War

Some are holding fake funerals to honour the lost Americans

People being sad about TikTok feeling way more quiet than before

People being happy about TikTok feeling way more quiet than before

Everyone yelling about how superior km, celsius, 24-hour-clock, dd-mm-yy, etc is now that the Americans can't argue back about it

A lot of people being scared that TikTok is gonna get bought by an American company and the general consensus so far seems to be that we'd rather the Americans remain banished forever than that happening sorry lol no hard feelings

People being happy that they don't have to compete with Americans for clout anymore

People being insecure that they're not as funny as Americans

People not knowing who they're gonna make fun of now that the Americans are gone (the obvious answer is the English like cmon guys)

Everyone pointing out how the comment-section is way less toxic than usual (prolly confirmation bias, let's be honest)

[ancient-rome-au]

My unverified personal gnosis is that Daylight Savings Time (DST) is sacrilegious. Twice a year, DST violently disrupts our perception of and connection to the gradual seasonal drift of sunrise, sunset, and the length of the day. As I have gotten older, I have taken more notice of the annual patterns of the sun. I feel like I acquired an "internal calendar" in the same way that sunrise and sunset regulate our "internal clock" (circadian rhythm).

As an illustration, here is how DST shifts our perception of sunrise and sunset relative to a fixed system of 24 hours in Rome [source]: 

I’m pretty sure that if Emperor Julian had succeeded in saving polytheism that we wouldn't have to deal with DST in the modern era. The cycle of the sun would be widely considered sacred and messing with our perception of it like this would be sacrilegious.

By the way, permanent Standard Time is superior from a public health perspective to permanent Daylight Savings Time.

[breakfastteatime]

Comfortember Day 24 - Blankets

(For @sauntering-down to make up for last year's blanket-related angst)

Five years of shift work will mess up anyone’s sleep habits. Cal gets tired at all the wrong times and is wide awake when he shouldn’t be. Except now, there’s no shift pattern ruling his entire existence. It’s all ‘go to this planet you’ve never heard of, hunt down this thing a Jedi Master left for you to find, dodge this crazy Inquisitor woman who wants you dead…’ Cal’s happy to be doing something meaningful again, but it’s a little confusing for his body clock. Cere told him to sleep in, readjust to sleeping regular, routine hours again. He wants to, really, however ‘get more sleep, Cal’ is just another thing he needs to remaster along with his connection to the Force, his lightsaber skills, his social skills in polite company (neither Cere nor Greez appreciate the knuckle cracking), and asking for help…

He shivers and huddles deeper into himself.

Anyway, the point is, if Cal does remember to go to bed during the ship’s night cycle, he tends to be up early. Really early. However, there is someone aboard the Mantis who makes Cal look like a layabout, and that someone is not Cere Junda. It not even BD-1 (he’s currently running some maintenance routines and transferring excess data onto the ship’s computer, clearing space in that happy-scanning head of his.)

No, the true early riser is Greez. Greez and his superior Latero sleep cycle. Four hours – five maximum – and he’s good for the day. Sure, Cal can get by on four or five hours, but it’s better for everyone (and their grocery budget) if he tries sleeping for longer. Greez? No such worries. There’s no struggling through on geysers of caf. Oh no. Greez is the worst kind of morning person.

He enjoys it.

He is cheerful about it.

He seeks early mornings out.

And sometimes, because he knows Cal is awake at all hours out of Bracca-induced necessity rather than any real desire or natural talent, Greez will enter the engine room with caf, hand it over, and, if they’re planetside, give an overview of the weather, before heading back out.

Today they are still in hyperspace, speeding back to Zeffo, and Greez hasn’t been in yet. Cal can hear him singing to himself in the galley, the unmistakable clatter of caf being made.

Might as well get the day started.

Rolling out of bed, Cal winces as his cold toes hit the colder deck. He’d slept in layers last night, curled in a ball, hands tucked into his armpits, and it still hadn’t been enough. He swore the ship always ran colder when they were in hyperspace.

What he wouldn’t do for his old blanket back on Bracca. If only he had the power of foresight rather than psychometry. That way, he could’ve brought it with him on his escape, Wookie-sized though it was.

Lamenting the loss of such comfort, Cal sighs and heads down to the galley. Greez looks over. “Morning, kid. You beat me to it,” he says, so cheerful it hurts, it physically hurts. Cal’s pain only makes Greez smile brighter. “Still not got that whole ‘sleep for longer’ thing down, huh?”

Cal slumps at the table and attempts to scrub the sleep from his eyes. He yawns and stretches, shuddering with the cold.

“Here.” Greez hands over caf. As he does, one of his hands brushes against Cal’s. He pulls back with a gasp. “You’re freezing!”

Cal grips the mug, relishing the warmth. “Ship’s cold,” he mumbles, impressed he’s able to hold any kind of conversation.

Greez stares at him. “Were you cold all night?”

Cal grunts.

This is not the right answer. Greez’s good mood evaporates like rainwater on an engine housing. He slams down his mug, caf sloshing over the sides, and heads off, mumbling to himself under his breath. Cal doesn’t catch it, and he’s too tired to figure out how he’s caused offence this time. Instead, he focuses on finishing his first mug of caf and pouring a second. He’s halfway through that when something big lands on his head.

Big, woollen and so so sososososo soft, love vibes through every thread.

“I’ll never be that big, Grandma Pyloon!”

“Now Greezy, you listen to me. There are days when all you’ll want to do is crawl under a big blanket and leave the galaxy and all its cares behind for a while. And when you do, this blanket will be just the thing you need. That, and it’s always better to have more blanket than less.”

“I haven’t killed you under there, have I?” Greez calls Cal out of the memory.

“N-no!” Cal fights his way free and finds himself staring at the red and silver blanket. It’s all intricately woven into knots and whorls, rich with a floral scent. He can see Greez’s grandma knitting it, humming to herself in the morning sunlight…

“Cal?”

Caf safely placed on the table, Cal runs his hands over it. “I can borrow this?”

“No, it’s yours to keep.”

Head whipping up so fast his neck cracks, Cal stares at Greez. He’s more awake at this hour than he’s ever been. “But your great grandma made it for you!”

“Wait, how’d you – ” Greez catches himself. “You are freaky, you know that?”

“I can’t keep it,” Cal says.

“You are literally snuggling into it.”

“No, I’m not.” Cal cocoons himself within it, within the happy buzzy laughter sunlight love.

“I’m watching you snuggling.”

“Greez – ”

“My great grandma was a knitter. She made a lot of blankets. I’ve got another one in my cabin, same size as that one. Cere’s got one too, and I have more going spare. Do you know what Grandma Pyloon do to me if I took it back from you and let someone in my care freeze because he doesn’t know he can ask for more bedsheets?”

“Uh –” What’s the right response to that? “She… would… be… displeased?”

“Displeased?! She’d chase me with one of her knitting needles and poke me until I remembered my manners. The blanket is yours, Cal.”

Cal sinks into its folds.

“The blanket is yours, Greezy. You do –”

“ – whatever you want with it, okay?”

Reaching for his caf, hoping the mug would hide his quivering lips, Cal nods, blinks hard, and takes a sip. Only when he achieves something close to Jedi decorum does he try speaking. “Thanks, Greez.”

“Anytime.”

[screaming-universe]

Snippet Sunday

Let's pretend it's still Sunday for me ^^

I was on a train for three hours and started writing a third part for my werecat a/b/o series??? (not a direct sequel, I think it would contradict some of what's strongly implied in the first two fics but well)

Snippet is under the cut, please feel yourself tagged if you want to be!

Buck had liked Tommy, had maybe even flirted with him, but that had only lasted until he saw Tommy and Eddie together. Eddie, who was always free in his affections when it came to casual touches, hugged Tommy closely as a greeting and then didn't seem to let go. From saying hi to the moment he needed to let go to climb into the copter, Eddie's right arm stayed around Tommy's waist and Tommy put his arm around Eddie's shoulders.

Omegas are touchy, Philip Buckley would have said but Buck knew better. Humans were touchy, some more so, some less. But strong alphas were supposed to be stoic and above such basic human needs (and Buck failed so badly at that, frankly he was proud of it), unlike frail omegas who were allowed to indulge without risking society's judgemental eye.

So maybe Buck was upset about nothing- Eddie was tactile, he knew that - but it didn't mean that he had to like this. And it only continued: Tommy this and Tommy that, suddenly Tommy was everywhere! Or more precisely: everywhere around Eddie. Going to trivia nights, watching movies, having dinner at Eddie's, going to watch sweaty men beating each other up, being sweaty men beating each other up. Well, maybe not that last one. Buck had seen the bruises and cuts on Eddie during his fight club days and sparring with Tommy just did not compare.

And then there was basketball.

Eddie had asked Buck to come many times but Buck had refused every time. He could play but he just didn't like it. He preferred spending time with Eddie at home, in the kitchen or out with Christopher or maybe going for a drink. Just not basketball.

But now Tommy went along and Eddie had it in his calendar, circled.

So Buck may have lied to Chimney about wanting to go to the basketball game with him as a brotherly (in-law) bonding exercise. And of course Chimney knew as soon as they arrived, which probably meant that Maddie would soon know too. Buck was pissed from the start, from the moment he saw Eddie and Tommy touching, if he was honest with himself (which he certainly wasn't, as he knew even then). That should have been a good indication to not play. But no, like an idiot he went on.

They had come off a 24 h shift just an hour before the game and Buck had taken care to reapply his scent-blocker but he was certainly the exception. Chimney's smell grew stronger as they played, the sweat overpowering the vestiges of his scent-blocker. Buck liked the beta's smell – marriage or not: Chimney was his brother. There were the smells of two other alphas but Buck paid them no attention; these two in particular held no appeal to him.

There was Eddie's smell, which was a rarity outside of the Diazes' home. Eddie had told him once that he'd gotten used to scent-blockers in the Army and since then enjoyed not being clocked as an omega immediately. Things certainly were better than they had been fifty, thirty or even ten years ago, but Buck had observed how some people’s attitude towards Eddie shifted if his scent-blockers grew weak during a long day without any pauses and his smell became noticeable. To Buck, his best friend smelled like home; possibly the best smell in the world, but some people smelled an unmated omega and decided to take that as permission to feel superior and become a creep, to put it as nicely as possible. Normally Eddie's scent was soothing and calming but right now it pissed Buck off and he couldn't tell why.

And then there was Tommy, whose scent Buck had never smelled before. He was an omega too, which maybe would have surprised Buck 1.0, who had not shaken off the stereotypes as much as he'd thought back then, but especially since meeting Eddie and mistaking him for an alpha, Buck had given up trying to guess anybody's secondary sex. Tommy certainly didn't fit the omega stereotype: tall and built, more so than Buck, and he smelled enticing, exciting – even though Buck hated him.

Normally that last thought should have been enough for Buck to step back and take a moment to try and understand what was going on. But right now he was trying to get closer, even if that meant running into Tommy, literally, and then...then Buck got so close so quickly that Eddie was lying on the ground, groaning, and with a hurt ankle. Buck did that. And Buck did not understand.

Buck had some realisations while he tried to distract himself with some bills - which totally did not work. He'd been trying to get closer to Eddie because he'd felt as though Eddie was leaving him out, even though Eddie was just spending time with somebody else, a new friend. Buck knew he’d struggled with the fear of being replaced; he'd had long talks with Doctor Copeland about it. He’d thought he’d been over it, or at least better at recognising it for what it was. Apparently not. Fear of being replaced, that was all it was, right?

And he'd been trying to get closer to Tommy because Tommy was an interesting person and also a hot man, objectively. And also subjectively, when it came to Buck. There had been a reason why Buck had asked for a tour at the 217  after all, and asked Tommy specifically.

He'd wanted attention from his best friend and an attractive man, sue him. Which they actually maybe should, or Eddie at least. Buck had hurt his best friend – if Eddie even wanted to remain friends, Buck could understand if not, and- Buck cut off this catastrophising, spiralling train of thought. Whatever Eddie decided, Buck would learn about it. He'd just have to be patient.

Luckily for him it wasn't a long time between this realisation and a knock to his door that promised a good distraction from his impatience. He opened it and there stood Tommy. Buck didn't know who he was expecting, maybe a neighbour, but definitely not Tommy

[skepwith]

Shipboard Timekeeping for OFMD Fans

Though the pendulum clock existed in 1717, the motion of a ship at sea kept it from working accurately on board. (I guess this was a hint that Prince Ricky’s gifts weren’t really for telling time.) Until the marine chronometer was invented in the 1760s, sailors used an hourglass (the glass) to keep time.

Accurate timekeeping was essential to navigation. To keep the glass on track, every day the captain would determine noontime using a sextant to measure the position of the sun overhead.

Bells and Watches

I couldn’t find any sign of the Revenge’s glass, but you can see the ship’s bell on the quarterdeck, a few feet behind the wheel. The glass would have been placed close to the bell.

The glass held only 30 minutes’ worth of sand, after which it was flipped over and the bell was struck. The first 30 minutes was one bell, then two bells after an hour, three bells after an hour and a half, and so on, until the bell was rung eight times to mark the end of 4 hours.

In the traditional system of watchkeeping used by the British navy, 4 hours was the length of a sailor’s shift, or watch, so eight bells marked the end of one watch and the start of the next. Thirty minutes into the new watch, the bell would be struck once, as the glass was flipped, and so on through all the watches. There were six watches in each 24-hour period.

First watch: 8 p.m.–midnight Middle watch: midnight–4 a.m. Morning watch: 4 a.m.–8 a.m. Forenoon watch: 8 a.m.–noon Afternoon watch: noon–4 p.m. Dog watch: 4 p.m.–8 p.m.

Most crews were divided into two groups (also called watches, e.g., the starboard watch and the larboard watch), with each group working in staggered 4-hour intervals: one watch on, the next watch off, and so on. This meant the sailors had to get their sleep in 4-hour chunks.

The schedule was arranged so that sailors worked a different series of shifts each day; for example, the starboard watch might work the first watch, the morning watch, and the afternoon watch one day and the middle, forenoon, and dog watch the next.

After a mutiny in 1797, the British navy divided the dog watch into two 2-hour watches.

First dog watch: 4 p.m.–6 p.m. Last dog watch: 6 p.m.–8 p.m.

With these shorter watches, the whole crew could eat dinner in the evening, with most crew members eating at 5 p.m. and those on the first dog watch eating at 6.

Of course, this doesn’t really apply to the mythical-pirate world of the Revenge, but it might give you some period-appropriate phrases for your fics if, like me, that’s a thing you’re into.

How to Tell Time Like a Sailor

Shipboard time was told in bells rather than hours of the clock. For example, British naval officers traditionally got up at three bells in the morning watch—5:30 a.m. (ouch). Pirate captains presumably got up whenever they felt like it. Sailors might also give the time as, for example, “six bells,” if it was obvious which watch they were talking about.

Flogging the glass is an expression that means doing something earlier than planned, like arriving early to an appointment. It comes from sailors shaking the ship’s glass to try to make the sand flow faster and shorten their watch. I’m guessing they did this out of sight of their superiors.

The phrase keeping a watch could mean “keeping your eyes peeled,” if for example you were assigned as lookout, but it also meant “working your shift,” whether that was at the the helm, the deck, or the sails. Some crew members, like the cook, were exempted because they had their own work to do—so Roach wouldn’t keep a watch; he’d be too busy cooking.

When the ship was in port, one unlucky crew member was assigned the anchor watch to keep an eye on the ship while everyone else was off duty. Given that they failed to do this even while at sea, I’m guessing the Revenge doesn’t bother with this one.

In the last section I mentioned the larboard watch. Port as an adjective—the port guns, the port watch—wasn’t in use until 1842; before then people used the word larboard. (Which had to be confusing because it sounds so much like starboard, but whatever, I’m no sailor.) So our 1717 crew would probably have said larboard instead of port. But this is a case where being historically accurate might confuse your readers, so I’d err on the side of not giving a fuck. No doubt David Jenkins would approve.

Sources: Wikipedia, historicnavalfiction [dot] com, Merriam-Webster

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[thecatrical]

Ooh im American, Imma weigh in on this except for the political shit, I don’t do political shit

-an inch is a tad bigger than a smidge

-the American spellings are superior

-the distance between states is more or less the difference between European countries

-military time is what should be the standard, starting at 0 instead of 12AM, and going all the way to 24 until it hits 0 again, no restarting the clock in the middle of the day for no fucking reason

-highschool goes like this: freshmen, sophomore, Junior, Senior

-the men are fresh bc they’re new to Highschool, sophomore is the one everyone at highschool ignores bc fuck the middle children, Juniors and Seniors are the ancient elders of the school, both having the wisdom to be awesome but being too stupid to make it work

-no the gas thing isn’t made up

-the Pledge is optional they just don’t tell you that, I haven’t done it since middle school

-DO NOT feel sorry for the French, fuck the French, both kinds of fuck

-we have fire drills, tornado drills, bombing drills, and lockdown drills, which are the school shooter ones. The fire and lockdown drills happen more or less once a month. And I’ve had like 6 drills triggered because some dumbass decided to pull the fire switch thingy

-I’m Hispanic American and yes, it’s very tiring to hear how they mispronounce shit

-multiple hour car rides are like, some of the only car rides I’ve known. 2-4 hours in a car doesn’t get you as far as you’d think

-pound shortens to lbs bc it looks like 16 which is how many ounces are in a pound. Our measurement system is full of shit like that

-yea I never cared for the chick fil a shit. It’s a fast food restaurant many of us grew up eating, especially in the south (where I grew up). The owners of the organization allegedly donated a bunch of money to conversion therapy camps. I don’t know how true this is, I never looked into it as I was young when it became a big thing. I have a generally positive opinion of chick fil a because their workers for the most part seem more genuine than many other fast foods, they also handled business during the pandemic far better than any other American fast food.

Anyway if you’re from the US and you ever wanted to know what tumblr feels like from a non-USAmerican perspective (please note that the rest of the world is not a monolith either and none of these apply without exception):

Everybody’s talking about brands and stores you’ve never seen in real life. You generally assume they exist, but they might as well be one giant prank the rest of the internet is in on.

You find a post that just sounds wrong. It makes no sense. It’s like OP lives in a weird alternate reality. 9/10 times, it’s just some USAmerican Thing.

You’re still not entirely sure how much an inch is. Or a foot. Or even how many of the former there are in the latter. You maybe know your height in feet and inches.

You have no idea how much a pound is. You’d also like to know how the fuck pound shortens to lbs.

What the fuck is “military time”

Somebody talks about some legal process or something similar. They don’t mention which country’s legal system this pertains to. You know anyway.

People talk about politics. None of it pertains to you. Many posts contain guilt tripping. “How can you not care about this?? Why won’t you reblog this?? People need to know this about x candidate for y position!” You’re busy trying to stay on top of the political landscape in your own country.

You pick up some random slang from the internet. Monkey see monkey do. You’re called racist. You didn’t know it was AAVE. You learnt it from black letters on white background, not from the mouths of people whose faces you could see. How would you have known? You try to unlearn it.

People tell you that you must publicly denounce Chick-fil-A or you’re homophobic. You don’t even know what a Chick-fil-A is.

People say you don’t know LGBTQ+ history. What they mean is you don’t know USAmerican LGBTQ+ history. Nobody cares about your country’s history.

You’re ��called out” on using an “offensive” term. It’s (a direct translation of) a completely harmless word where you live.

People expect you to have an idea of how far apart 2 USAmerican states are. You barely know geography past your country’s immediate neighbors.

You randomly switch between British and American spellings. Nothing’s real and there are no rules.

People talk about multiple hour car rides and you get twitchy just thinking about it. You suddenly understand why USAmerican cars are so big.

Somebody talks about school shooting drills. You only ever had fire alarm drills.

You see a cool statistic. The study’s only about the US. It’s unfortunately of no use to you.

People misuse/misspell words and names from your native language. It’s tiring.

(You feel sorry for the French. Nobody should be allowed to mangle the word déjà vu like that.)

You’re still not over the fact that USAmerican school children are supposed to say that pledge thing every morning. You’re never getting over that.

You still don’t know why the men are fresh or what the fuck a sophomore is.

Who the fuck pays up first and then fills up gas??? That’s made up, right??

Everybody has a weird obsession with some comfort food you’d never even heard of before you signed up here.

Fellow non-USAmericans, please add anything else you can think of.

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Contrary to common belief, booking a luxury limousine service doesn’t have to be expensive. Toronto Airport Limo offers competitive rates, often comparable to standard taxi fares, but with superior service, comfort, and reliability.

5. 24/7 Availability

Flights operate around the clock, and so does Toronto Airport Limo. No matter the time of day or night, you can rely on their services for airport transfers, business trips, or special occasions.

Services Offered by Toronto Airport Limo

Airport Transfers

The core service offered by Toronto Airport Limo is seamless airport transportation. Whether you’re arriving at or departing from Toronto Pearson Airport, Billy Bishop Airport, or any other nearby airport, you can count on a stress-free ride.

Corporate Limo Services

For business professionals, punctuality and professionalism are key. Toronto Airport Limo provides executive limo services tailored for corporate travel, ensuring a comfortable and productive ride.

Special Events Transportation

From weddings and proms to anniversaries and birthdays, Toronto Airport Limo offers elegant transportation for all types of special events. Arrive in style and make a grand entrance at your next event.

City Tours and Sightseeing

For tourists and visitors, Toronto Airport Limo provides luxurious sightseeing tours around Toronto and nearby areas. Enjoy the city's iconic landmarks without the stress of navigating traffic.

Hourly Limo Service

Need a vehicle for a few hours? The hourly limo service provides flexibility, allowing you to make multiple stops without worrying about transportation.

Booking Toronto Airport Limo: A Simple Process

Booking a Toronto Airport Limo is easy and hassle-free. Simply visit their website Toronto Airport Limo to book your ride in just a few clicks. You can also call their customer support team for personalized booking assistance.

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While taxis and rideshare services are commonly used for airport transfers, they often fall short in terms of reliability, comfort, and professionalism. Here’s why Toronto Airport Limo is a superior alternative:

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Whether you’re a resident, a business traveler, or a tourist, booking a Toronto Airport Limo enhances your overall travel experience. The convenience, luxury, and professionalism provided ensure you arrive at your destination in comfort and style.

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Hiring dedicated developers from India has become a game-changer for many U.S.-based startups. With budget constraints, an ongoing talent shortage, and the pressure to launch products faster, outsourcing software development to India presents a powerful solution. As startups look for smart, cost-effective strategies to stay ahead of the competition, the option to hire dedicated developers India offers significant benefits.

In this blog, I’ll explore the compelling reasons why U.S. startups are increasingly turning to Indian developers to boost their growth, lower costs, and access top-tier tech talent.

Why Hire Dedicated Developers in India?

1. Significant Cost Savings: A Game-Changer for Startups

One of the most compelling reasons U.S. startups are outsourcing software development to India is the incredible cost savings. Hiring full-time developers in the U.S. can be prohibitively expensive, especially for early-stage or small businesses. In contrast, Indian developers offer the same level of expertise, innovation, and quality at a fraction of the cost.

Affordable Expertise: With salaries for skilled developers in India being significantly lower than in the U.S., startups can access world-class developers without breaking the bank. For example, a U.S.-based developer might cost upwards of $100 per hour, while an Indian developer may cost between $25-$50 per hour, delivering similar or even superior results.

Reinvest Savings: The money saved on developer salaries can be reinvested into other essential areas of the business, such as marketing, operations, or scaling. This enables startups to grow faster without compromising on quality.

2. Access to a Vast Pool of Highly Skilled Developers

India is home to one of the world’s largest and most competitive IT industries, producing a steady stream of highly skilled software engineers every year. With over 1.5 million engineers graduating annually from top-tier universities like the IITs (Indian Institutes of Technology), India boasts a large, diverse talent pool that U.S. startups can tap into.

Expertise Across Technologies: Whether you need developers with expertise in cutting-edge technologies such as artificial intelligence, machine learning, blockchain, or mobile app development, Indian developers offer specialized skills in various domains, ensuring your startup’s needs are met.

Highly Educated Workforce: India’s strong emphasis on STEM education and rigorous technical training means that developers are equipped with in-depth technical knowledge and problem-solving skills. Many developers in India have experience working with global clients, giving them an edge in understanding international standards and best practices.

3. Accelerate Time-to-Market with 24/7 Development

One of the key advantages of hiring dedicated developers in India is the time zone difference. The U.S. and India have a significant time gap, which can be leveraged to accelerate project timelines. While your U.S.-based team is offline, your Indian developers can continue working, making constant progress on your project.

Round-the-Clock Productivity: The time zone difference allows for a “follow-the-sun” model of work, ensuring that your project never stops moving forward. This results in faster development cycles and quicker product launches, giving your startup a competitive edge in the marketplace.

Improved Project Velocity: With the ability to work on projects around the clock, your team can complete tasks in a fraction of the time, speeding up time-to-market. This is particularly crucial for startups that need to move quickly to outpace competitors.

4. High-Quality Software Development with Global Standards

Many businesses fear that outsourcing may compromise the quality of work. However, Indian developers consistently meet global standards of software development, producing high-quality, scalable, and reliable products.

Commitment to Excellence: Indian developers follow global best practices, ensuring that your product is built using clean, maintainable code. They are trained in modern development methodologies, such as Agile and DevOps, ensuring your project benefits from regular iterations, testing, and continuous improvement.

Robust Quality Assurance: Quality assurance is taken seriously by Indian outsourcing agencies. They employ dedicated QA teams that rigorously test products, ensuring they are free of bugs and meet all required specifications. This attention to detail guarantees a seamless user experience and a top-tier final product.

5. Scalability and Flexibility to Match Startup Needs

Startups often face the challenge of rapidly scaling their teams to meet evolving demands. One of the significant benefits of hiring dedicated developers from India is the flexibility to scale your team quickly and efficiently.

Easy Team Expansion: With Indian developers, you can easily scale your team up or down based on your project’s requirements. Whether you need one or ten developers, you can find a solution that works without the hassle of hiring locally.

Adapting to Changing Needs: As your startup grows, so do your tech requirements. By outsourcing, you gain the flexibility to hire developers with new skill sets as your needs evolve, whether it’s adding more developers to handle increased workloads or bringing in specialized expertise for specific challenges.

6. Seamless Communication and Collaboration

Communication can be a barrier when outsourcing, but India has a strong track record of overcoming this challenge. With the right collaboration tools and processes, your communication with Indian developers can be just as smooth as working with an in-house team.

Effective Tools for Remote Work: Tools such as Slack, Zoom, Jira, and Trello make real-time collaboration and project management easy and efficient. With these tools, you can easily track progress, assign tasks, and keep in touch with your dedicated development team.

Proficiency in English: India’s large English-speaking population means that most Indian developers are fluent in English. This reduces language barriers and ensures that your project specifications and expectations are understood clearly.

Cultural Alignment: Indian developers have years of experience working with U.S. startups, meaning they are well-versed in Western business culture and communication styles. This cultural compatibility makes collaboration smooth and efficient, enhancing overall project success.

7. Enhanced Security and Intellectual Property Protection

Security is a top concern for many startups when outsourcing. India’s software development agencies follow stringent security protocols to protect your intellectual property and sensitive data, providing peace of mind.

Strict Security Standards: Indian outsourcing firms are committed to maintaining robust security practices to protect your data. This includes signing non-disclosure agreements (NDAs) and following best practices for data encryption, ensuring your intellectual property is secure.

Compliance with Global Regulations: Many Indian agencies are familiar with global compliance standards, such as GDPR (General Data Protection Regulation) and HIPAA (Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act), providing an additional layer of security for startups handling sensitive data.

How to Hire Dedicated Developers in India for Your Startup?

Hiring dedicated developers from India is a straightforward process. Follow these steps to find the right development team for your startup:

Identify Your Requirements: Define the skills and expertise you need, such as mobile app development, backend engineering, or machine learning.

Research Reputable Agencies: Look for agencies with a proven track record in your required technology stack. Browse reviews, case studies, and past client testimonials.

Interview Candidates: Conduct in-depth interviews to ensure the developers’ skills align with your needs and that they understand your vision.

Set Clear Expectations: Establish clear communication channels, set timelines, and align on deliverables to ensure a smooth collaboration.

Conclusion:

Hiring dedicated developers from India helps U.S. startups save on costs, access highly skilled tech talent, and accelerate development. India offers experienced developers in diverse fields like AI and mobile app development at a significantly lower price than the U.S., providing startups with the flexibility to scale quickly while ensuring top-quality, secure results.

Ready to take your startup to the next level? Hiring dedicated developers in India could be the key to your success. Contact iQlance Solutions today to connect with expert Indian developers who can bring your vision to life.

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