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snort, shivaay struggling with the overly packaged baby bottle. #relatable 😆😆😆
“bunty, wait.”
i love how we’re all just talking to bunty now like he’s part of the gang. 😊😊😊
omfg this baby is too cute mannnn. i want to munch on its gol guppa cheeks. nomnomnom. 😚😚😚
hahahah om going all emotionally overworked mom on rudra. 😂😂😂
stoppppp fighting, you’re making the baby cry! THIS IS NOT THE KIND OF CALM AND SUPPORTIVE ENVIRONMENT A BABY NEEDS! 😣😣😣
*grabs the baby from these assholes* come here baby. aww le. no cry. *jiggling it up and down, using opportunity to secretly nibble on baby’s cheek just a little* 😌😌😌
“HUMAARE bunty ko”
you’d think the baby would imprint on one of them, but instead it looks like OM is the one who’s gotten overly attached to bunty. 😇😇😇
haha awwww kunal’s caaasual kiss on baby’s head in between all that. 💖💖💖
lmao oh nooooo om and baby in tears together. 😅😅😅
god shut up anika. aankhein hai ki decorative fixtures??? itna bada basket, with itneee saaare ribbons, uske andar baby, all like 5 feet away from you, and you “found nothing”. pfffffffffft. 😒😒😒
om wants to have man to man conversation with bunty. best. 😆😆😆
even baby is not immune to omki’s gentle and soothing presence. LOOK AT THAT SMIIIIIIIILE! 🤗🤗🤗
cannot able to pick which baby is cuterrrrr. *pinches both their cheeks* 😍😍😍
shivaay “papa”. pffffffffft. 🙄🙄🙄
... om also has shivaay’s newly found flash waale super powers. how the FUCK did he get behind that door so quick? 😑😑😑
ok that was the mosttttt unrealistic everrrrrrrr. 😒😒😒
bunty’s like “khaana-waana toh kuch milne waala nahi hai. might as well sleep.” 😴😴😴
OM YOU FUCKING IDIOT. WHY WOULD YOU NOT TELL HIM THAT THE BABY IS IN IT? AND TWO, OMG WHY WOULD YOU KEEP IT ON AN ELEVATED SURFACE LIKE THAT, SO CLOSE TO THE EDGE? 😟😟😟
man like... this is the one of the many reasons i decided on no kids. there’s too much that could go wrong, and i just can’t deal with that kinda minute-by-minute anxiety of how i could end up fucking up a poor baby’s life irreparably. 😥😥😥
the day of never ending snark continues. 😆😆😆
STUPID SINGH OBEROI. WHY IS THERE NO FILTER BETWEEN YOUR BRAIN AND MOUTH????? 😣😣😣
“chidiya ke liye banoon, choohe ke liye banaoon, magarmach ke liye banaoon!”
arre waah, kaaash jango yahaan hota. he’d have got some of shivaay’s kheer! 🐊🐊🐊
WHY IS SHE SO NOSY, MY GOD. SHIVAAY, SACH MEIN TERI WAALI BOHUT SAWAAL KARTI HAI. 😒😒😒
why’s gauri’s mom rooting around on the floor? 😕😕😕
aw good. omkiiii is being a goooooooood boy. 💘💘💘
wife is falling dangerously in lau with hubs. 😍😍😍
shit. hitting fan. 💩💩💩
LAUNDRY BASKET MEIN BUNTY THAAAAAAAAAAAA. 😫😫😫
RUN YOU FUCKING IDIOTSSSSSS, BEFORE SHE WASHES BUNTY WITH THE COLOURED LOAD. 🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽
OMFG IN LOGON KA GHAR ITNA BADA KYUN HAI????? YOU HAVE TO BE A PROPER CROSS COUNTRY RUNNER TO GET FROM ONE END TO ANOTHER. 😒😒😒
NO TIME TO STOP AND CATCH RUDRA UP YOU FUCKERS, FUCKING RUN!!!!!!!!! 😩😩😩😩😩😩
good that rudra did all that cardio yest, his stamina is good; he’s miles ahead of the other two. 😗😗😗
TELL ME SHE FOUND THE BABY!!!!!!! 😧😧😧
oufffffffff, KAMBAKHAT PHONEEEEEEE 😒😒😒
OMG ANIKA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. 😱😱😱
MERI SAANSEIN RUK RAHI HAI AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY YOU GUYS 😯😯😯😯😯😯
JESUS FUCKING..... *exhales for 4 minutes straight* 😥😥😥😥
... who runs the washing machine aise khullllla? 😒😒😒
rich ppl who can afford to buy a new one every other day, that’s who. 🙄🙄🙄
bunty’s accusatory glare is screaming BITCH, YOU ALMOST GOT ME KILLED. YOU INCOMPETENT MORONS. 😠😠😠
my god. the eyelashes on this baby tho. i want. 😙😙😙
haha awwwww rudra can’t resist making laaad waale faces at baby. 😅😅😅
abbe idiot, control kar. riiiiiiiiight in FRONT of her face. 🙄🙄🙄
husband is here to save the day by romancing wife silly. 🙃🙃🙃
rudra in the bg is so uncomfortable having to witness bhaiyya get all up on bhaabi like this. 😂😂😂
lmao he’s reallllllllllly putting the MOVEZ on her. 😧😧😧
this asshole really knows what his touch does to her and is taking such undue advantage. 😑😑😑
pfffffffffft. kheeer banaani nahi aaati. so lame. 🙄🙄🙄
meanwhile rudra is just playing with baby in bg. does not understand mauke ki nazaakat despite bhaiyya’s desperate aankhon se ishaare. 😒😒😒
RUDRA. FOR FUCKS SAKE. STOP PLAYING PEEK A BOO WITH THE BABY!!!!!!!!!!! 😫😫😫
aaaaand now he’s disco dancing. my godddd. this idiot. 😤😤😤
lmao shivaay, till whaaaat extent are you willing to go to distract her? 😏😏😏
anika: rudra yahinnnn hai, aap kyaaaaaaa kar rahe haiii! rudra: nahi nahi main nahi hoon yahaan pe!
translation: omg my otp is finally getting it on. yesss!!!! 😍😍😍
MY GOD RUDRA, WILL SHIVAAY HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH HER FOR THE FIRST TIME ON TOP OF THE WASHING MACHINE IN FRONT OF YOU BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY TAKE THE BABY AND LEAVE?!!?!? MATLAB HADH HAI YAAR. 😒😒😒
lololol meanwhile shivaay is singing a song comprised only of the word “jaa”, in various pitches and tones. 😂😂😂
wait, kitchen waale set ko laundry room bhi banaa diya???? waah. what a multipurpose set they have. 😐😐😐
LMAO RUDRA BLOWING KISSES AT SHIVAAY AS HE LEAVES 😆😆😆
snortttt, kya idiot aadmi hai. was full-on romancing when he had a witness, and left her as if she’s maarofying current the second rudra is gone. 🙄🙄🙄
if i was him, i’d have copped a feel for longer. 😌😌😌
“aap mera dhyaan bataane ki koshish kar rahe the... tabhi toh aap mere nazdeek aaaye, aur khaane ki baat ki, jab aapko pata hai ki dono meri kamzori hai.....”
she is me and i am her. same kamzoris. DAMN MY NEVER-APPEASED APPETITE. AND MY HETEROSEXUALITY. 😔😔😔
OF COURSE HE’S INSUFFERABLY SMUG ABOUT IT. 😑😑😑
“khaana BHI tumhaari kamzori hai...” “paseena aa ra hai tumhe... ponch lo.” *casually tosses her towel as he leaves*
OMFG THIS SELF SATISFIED BASTARD. HE NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED. 😒😒😒
WHEN OH WHEN WILL I SEE MY GIRL PUT THE MOVES ON HIM AND LEAVE HIM DEAD IN THE FUCKING GROUND?!!?!? 😩😩😩
girls have gotten hands on security footage. which is working perfectly fine when absolutely nothing is happening in the house. but the day someone tries to murder one of these fuckers, NOPE, 404 ERROR FOOTAGE NOT FOUND 🙄🙄🙄
“shivaay ne mere saaath....”
yeah girl dish.... tumhaare saaath? 😏😏😏
wowwwww. must be acp anda’s brillllllllllllliant deduction skillz that makes her this successful a cop. she basically just repeated the FIRST sentence anika said. 😒😒😒
“bhoot-woot banke?”
someone call saumya. she was the expert in that dept. 😊😊😊
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 YES JUST BURN THIS HELLHOLE DOWN FOR REAL. KHATAM KARO SIYAAAPA. 😒😒😒
bulbul has the most delicious evil look on her face.😈😈😈
and she’s promising a bhoochaaal. eeeeeeeeeeeee. 😊😊😊
LMAO OMG SHE CALLED THE FIRE ALARM “BHONPUUUUUUUUU” HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
... of course. like all the other security measures in this fucking house, this too doesn’t work. 😒😒😒
how these ppl are still alive is beyond me. honestly. must be the insurance company’s duaein. they’d go bankrupt if they had to give a payout for more than one oberoi, let alone the whole fam. 😐😐😐
“ab toh is ghar ki maalkin hoon, sab kuch muhje hi karna padega, bhayankaaar kharche hone waale hai, main kyaaa karoongi!”
you can take the girl out the chawl, but you can’t take the constant kharcha calculating mentality out of her. #relatable 😂😂😂
meanwhile gauri is cajoling and threatening the bhonpu, lolololol. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
these three have instantly grown into fatherhood. waah. what character growth. 😐😐😐
i can’t get over shivaay constantly kissing the baby. MY HEARTTTTTTT. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
YOU IDIOT. GO MAKE BABIES OF YOUR OWN WITH YOUR GIRL. THE SHOW CAN THEN DEVOLVE INTO THIRTY MINUTES OF YOU JUST SITTING THERE KISSING YOUR BABY ON THE HEAD AND I’D STILL WATCH ITTTTTTTTTTTTT. 😫😫😫😫
why does rudra have to do it alone, while you two get to be a team? also rudra did alllllllllll the work yesterday and today????????????? such nainsaafi. #teamRudra 😑😑😑
pfffffft, lol. he’s out like a light. he’s the second baby. 👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽
HA OM SAID THE SAME THING AS ME!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂
arrrrreeee waah, now they’re jostling FOR responsibility of the baby. what maturity. 😊😊😊
pinky tej showdownnnnnnnnnn. 😬😬😬
man, everyone’s fucking pinky up over this shivaay and anika thing. even people who don’t care in the least about shivaay’s happiness. 🙄🙄🙄
... bored with this scene already. gimme bros + baby. 👶🏽👦🏽👦🏽👦🏽
oooooooooooh wait my interest is back. TEJ IS THREATENING PINKY. 😗😗😗
DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM TEJ, YOU SAVAGE. 😯😯😯
wow. challllengeeeeeeeee. 😧😧😧
tej’s confidence, man. someone give me like 10% of that. 😕😕😕
BTW, ONE BOTTLE. THAT’S ALL THESE PPL BOUGHT???? WHAT ABOUT DIAPERS???? THAT BABY HAS BEEN IN THE SAME DAMN DIAPER FOR OVER A DAY. 😟😟😟
ok bhavya is such a party pooper, honestly. 😑😑😑
OUFF OPEN AND DISCOVER THE BABY SOONER. THIS TRACK IS HONESTLY SO ANNOYING. 😒😒😒
MY GOD, COULDN’T YOU PPL TAKE OFF YOUR MILLION JINGLY JANGLYYYYYY THINGS?????? SO MUCH SHOR. 😣😣😣
oufffff. andhere mein bade mission kiye hai my ass. this acp anda is the worst. SAUMYAAAAAAAAAA YAAAAAR, COME BAAAAAAACK. 😫😫😫😫😫😫
😌😌😌 how nice and convenient that they all fell on their respective husbands, and not on their devars/jeths. coz that would have been awkward af. 😬😬😬
OUFF EK TOH ITNA CONTRIVED SCENE. USKE UPAR SE YEH THAKELA GAANA WHICH I DON’T LIKE AT ALL. 😤😤😤
TEENO BHAI IN A LINE AND WIVES ON TOP IN THE SAME ROOM; MAN THIS LOOKS LIKE SOME WEIRD KINKY SEX CULT SHIT. 😳😳😳
i’m very happy for all of you, that you’re all getting action after so long. 😊😊😊
except you rudra and bhavya. you two suck together. you should just... not. 😒😒😒
can’t deny, mosttttt feels are coming for shivika only. there’s just something ABOUT them, man. just... literally, saansein ruk rahi hai. 😯😯😯
omg shivaaaaaaaay, do you have some fetish of being watched? why are you grabbing her closer? 😧😧😧
oh chote waale ko bhi hai same fetish. 😶😶😶
ugh his gross “chhudaaa lijiye” line again. 🙄🙄🙄
“jaane dijiye humein.” “toh aayi kyun thi?”
lol meaning what? kahin bhi aa jayegi toh aise pakad loge kya? 🤔🤔🤔
his sexyyyy whispering though. haaaaaaaaye. 😏😏😏😍😍😍
lmaoooo these two are snarkily fighting now also. ABBE OH, LEARN SOMETHING FROM THE YOUNGER BROTHERS, AND DO MAUKE PE CHAUKA. 😑😑😑
rudra is wisest, making full use of opportunity. pity i hate this couple SO much. 😣😣😣
RETURN OF THE “JAO NA”. 😯😯😯😫😫😫💘💘💘💘💘
i really really hate this song. so much. 😣😣😣
aaaaaaaaaaand the cat is out the bag. or rather, the baby is out the basket. 😬😬😬
oufffffff, pinkyyyyy. you knowwwwwww this is going to backfire too. 🙄🙄🙄
“botox kumari” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ouff jhanviiiii, you’re such a beautiful idiot. 😒😒😒
and pinkyyyyy whyyy are you bothering? awaaiii ka siyaapa mol lena. 🙄🙄🙄
can’t quite decide which should anika be more troubled at, that she almost put a baby in the washing machine, or that there’s a sudden random baby in the house in the first place. 😐😐😐
hahaha baby’s smile at three idiots getting interrogated. 😆😆😆
LMAOOOOO OM’S FACE AT GAURI’S GLARE. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
he looks guiltiest of the three. hmmmmm. 🤔🤔🤔
what right does bhavya even have to be glaring at rudra? kuch bhi. don’t equate her to the other two, plz and thnks. 😒😒😒
like even anika doesn’t look as upset as bhavya does. 😑😑😑
anika looks the least perturbed, actually. indian naari, full of samajhdaari. 😏😏😏
oh. spoke too soon. she looks a litttttle upset in the room. 😬😬😬
but like... again, wasn’t shivaay with tia 18 months ago?
ok i need some help from you guys: does anyone remember what episode or scene or context it is, where it’s mentioned how long tia and shivaay have been together? i have this figure “3 years” in my mind, but idk why. was this ever mentioned? or am i just making this up in my head? 🤔🤔🤔
gauri is a little bummed omkara didn’t save himself for marriage. 😶😶😶
“WE will handle it.”
as in you and SHE? maybe ask her if she wants to? 😕😕😕
WHY DO THEY KEEP SAYING THE BABY’S AANKHEIN ARE KANJI? THE BABY HAS BROWN EYES. LIKE... AT LEAST HIRE A KANJI EYED BABY IF THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PLOT POINT. 😑😑😑
DO THESE EYES LOOK KANJI TO ANYONE ELSE??? 😒😒😒
bhavya’s making a lot of assumptions about shivaay and om, based on what exactly? 😒😒😒 is this how she does her cop work? no wonder she hasn’t found the locket yet.
“aapke bas ki baat nahi hai.”
snort. suddenly rudra is rearing up to prove he could totally be the dad. 😆😆😆
anika now seems totally okay with baby possibly being his. (as long as it’s not an insufferable NKK waala baby with naagini, i suppose. 😌😌😌)
lol shivaay getting possessive over the baby. man, just give her the baby already. 🙄🙄🙄
anika ko bhi kuch kuch ho raha hai seeing him with baby. 😏😏😏
man, damn our biology and hormones that make a man with a baby so fucking irresistible. i don’t fucking need this. 😫😫😫
FINALLY. DIAPER CHANGE TIME. 😑😑😑
oh that makes him instantly hand the baby over. typical. 😒😒😒
“BUNTY LADKI HAI????” 😧😧😧
fucking idiots. who the fuck wouldn’t check what gender the baby is? 😒😒😒
aw, he seems really happy that it’s a girl though? 😗😗😗
haha, allllll of them are. how cute. #beWithBeti 😚😚😚
aw, he’s not that bad a singer in his (higher pitched) nakuul voice. 😊😊😊
ok they shouldn’t have inserted the song. 😐😐😐
1. it’s not even remotely believable that he sings like kishore fucking kumar, ok??? 😒😒😒
2. ugh again last 5 min of episode on gaana sequence. ouff. 😣😣😣
i really love this song though, so imma try and tolerate the michmichi. 😶😶😶
IT’S FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT. NOT THE TIME TO PLAY HORSEY. FUCKING PUT THE POOR BABY TO SLEEP. IDIOTS. 😫😫😫
see? this is how it COULD be, if you two stopped being such insufferable idiots. now get to sexing and make a shivika and ansh. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 chop chop! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
oh god, full fam knows about baby. oh godddddddddd. draaaaaama hoga kal. can’t tolerateeeeeeeee. don’t even wanna watch tomm’s ep. 😖😖😖😣😣😣
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