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I truly think the most unrealistic thing about the Fallout show is Coop remembering the full name of an annoying fan boy he only met in person once, on the day he found out his wife was helping plan the end of the world.
#like for real?#200 years later?#he remembers Hank AND the line he quoted?#like i dont believe coop knew his name when he left that office but 200 years later??? lmao nah#fallout#fallout amazon#fallout show spoilers#fallout spoilers
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"During a country's most contentious election in decades, a legendary ship-of-theseus sword that once belonged to a legendary knight gets stolen, and it's a local detective's mission to find it before someone uses it for evil" is such a Terry Pratchett-ass plotline. But it's happening to France as we speak
#someone (probably some weird tradcath) has just stolen#Durandal#the sword of Roland#who irl died fighting the Basques but who had a very famous poem written about him 200 years later#where he died fighting ''the Saracen''#i'm sure that the person who stole this sword stole it for normal and unbrainwormed reasons 🙃🙃🙃#the sword itself is a replica of a replica of a replica of the original sword; and was lodged in stone on a cliff 70 feet high
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2023.10.03
“You’re going to eat your words and choke on ‘em one day, Magistrate Ancunin 🥲”
#baldur’s gate 3#bg3#astarion#bg3 mc dagmar#dwarf tav#bg3 mc tav#that jilted dwarf probably wrote this slight in the Book of Grudges#200+ years later Astarion indeed choked
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daemon being the author's chosen epic rogue antihero will never not be funny considering how terrible he comes off as in canon. for my final act of redemption i will groom this fifteen year old before murder suiciding my dark shadow nephew above the castle of doom and death. george you say trust the process and yeah you kinda killed it with jaime and theon. but gimme something i can work with man
#he kinda killed it though with harrenhal being the site of daemon's 'redemption' and 200 years later the site of jaime's too#daemon maegor and aegon iv are the three historical characters i *know* would be so insanely babygirlified if they ever got a pov chapter#instead of being locked into the fire and blood historical narrative framing#daemon targaryen#fire and blood#hotd spoilers
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Incorruptible pt 41
Time to meet the first boyfriend in Robespierre's long string of failed relationships- that's right, it's Pétion 💔
#incorruptiblecomic#The one who got away#the sensible one who kept Robespierre from getting too riled up#the boyfriend against which all others will be measured in times to come u_u#also the first panel basically sums up the effect Robespierre has on the public even 200 years later lol#frev#french revolution#robespierre#maximilien robespierre#jerome petion#petion#frev art#history comic#historical fiction
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Little snippet from a vashwood reincarnation comic that I do not have nearly fully fleshed out in my head with written down text that would surely be 50+ pages and which I will probably get to draw never aaaah
#you know I would LOVE to draw this comic someday#but I can not start another one while having 2 to finish and I need to work on portfolio stuff for after uni D:#this comic would be much more vw centered than my other au cause it would just be vash meeting wolfwood reincarnated about 200 years later#and then they slowly acclimatise to each other's proximity with this thing hanging in the air between them#this thing being all that was left unsaid and unfelt but can be felt now without the looming threat of battle and a free future ahead#sighs#I wish I could show you and for once have the thing fully drawn out#this scene being the start of probably my favourite scene from the end#trigun#trigun spoilers#vashwood#vash#wolfwood
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"Change, change will preserve us. It will move mountains...it will mount movements"
I don't know about y'all, everything uncle sheo said made perfect sense to me. Oblivion was a love story.
#tes#the elder scrolls#oblivion#martin septim#hero of kvatch#the champion of cyrodiil#catch me pining over hok and martin in this year 2023#don't look at my pathetic excuse for a background im lazy#look i KNOW martin looks like matt mercer here. i earased and redrew his face like 5 times. it didnt matter#anyway#the lore i have in my mind abt this....#look you dont understand!!! like 200 years later people are talking about them like:#have you heard the tale of martin and the champion? it starts with a prisoner...#and then boom it's rumarin putting together some shoddy reenactment for zora and anum-la and akhara#and none of them know#like none of them know the physical proof of the silly play is sitting right there w them 3-4 generations later#and like. just bc its always rumarin brainrot hours#his mother had to like. have been alive during the oblivion crisis. i just. know it. and like rumarin's mother just happens to be like#the main bard responsible for spreading the tale of martin and the champion#who happens to be akhara's great great grandmother#who happens to bump into this fucking altmer graverobber in a tomb#its all connected#if you read all these tags....why#pina art
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Ineffable Outlaws AU Comic Chapter 1!
collab between myself and @plxnetatlaz
Aziraphale and Crowley have their first brush with the law in 1810 London! Have you ever heard of the Infamous Clerkenwell Diamond Robbery??
find out how we got here by reading the fic and checking out atlas' drawing!
and stay tuned for the next time in history we see these partners in crime😏
#ineffable diamond thieves? it's more likely than you think#WHO exactly are they delivering these diamonds to??#aziraphale will find out over 200 years later#sara does art#ineffable outlaws#ineffable idiots#good omens#good omens fanart#good omens fanfiction#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#JANE?? AUSTEN??#they're so silly!!!!!
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Drawbacks of Tron 3:
The Horrors
Benefits of Tron 3:
Tron merch at an affordable price globally for the first time since 2010
#tron 3#Forever kicking myself for missing out on the legacy merch despite the vivid memory of walking past it in kmart MULTIPLE times#and going ''wow that looks cool :) wonder what that movie is?'' and watched legacy for the first time 3 years later#I blinked and the spin master discs were suddenly $200#even if the movie sucks I can at least repurpose the merch for cosplay purposes#originally drafted 29th june 24
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I love how all of the companions' stories revolve around autonomy and I love how some of the romances show the whole "I love you for who you are"
Don't love how so many people are misinterpreting them though
#i think the romances thing really applies to wyll astarion and gale#wyll romance means you see beyond mizora and the half devil thing later#astarion romance means you see beyond the sexy facade and you prove to him that he doesnt need to perform for you to love him#gale romance is him getting over and understanding that mystra was never going to care about him like that#and that he doesnt need divinity to be loved#he's lovable as he is#anyway i feel my 'fuck mystra' feelings coming up again#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate three#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#baldur's gate three spoilers#bg3 spoilers#i dont know if lae'zels romance works for this but i know that she figures out kindness along the way#i really hope they fix karlach's quest we're allowed to save everyone else#i saw someone compare her and gale and yeah sure it works#i tend to compare her and astarion more though#and its a little upsetting that karlach doesn't get the freedom she wants so hopefully larian patches that#astarion might not get the freedom to walk in the sun on the 'good ending' but he's free of cazador and he can finally choose for himself#and seeing as he's not dead and how he's been a vampire for around 196 years (not over 200 yet) there are still ways to help him#harder for karlach because either she dies and ashes are all thats left she goes back to avernus or shes a mind flayer#also its arguable easier to live in the shadows/underdark than it is in literal Hell#easier to reach him too
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Teen menace Koda Grimoire + The Illusion teacher who I've decided to name Agatha Brontes Also Baby Koda + Mushroom
#What a feral lil child#constantly changing magic tracks#no wonder he never graduated high school#toh oc#defanged philip au#koda grimoire#my art#they're still besties over 200 years later lmao
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alan alda storytime
the full story from one of the screenshots of my previous post.
story begins with my archaeology professor showing a slide of alan alda in the early 2000s holding some mammoth bones and asks the class if anyone recognizes him. i had watched some MASH with my mother when i was little and had also seen the movie The Object of My Affection, so i raised my hand and said it was alan alda. he lit up and said yes, it was, and told the rest of the class he used to be on this old show, and that when we got more into the bioanthro side of things, remind him to 'tell his alan alda story'.
about 2 months later, we are in bioanthro, and i remind him. he gets excited and says he included slides to talk about it.
[rest under cut]
he tells us how he had just moved to a new city, and he had taken a university job in order to get insurance for his new family [which he didnt get but thats neither here or there]. he gets news that his job is going to be working with Scientific American Frontiers, hosted by the one and only Alan Alda. my prof was thrilled, he loves MASH, and while he specifically wouldnt be involved in the process [being a presenter, working with alan, etc] he was allowed to be around incase they needed help.
i dont know the specific episode, or if it can be found anywhere, but the topic was early man and tools, and how there were mammoth bones that specifically had cuts that could only be made with tools, not by teeth from an animal. they had finished filming for the day and just needed B-roll of some lions at the local zoo chewing some bones [part of the experiment], and alan got a call. he asked if he could head out now, because he needed to get back to his hotel now, and the call had been important. the producers said sure, go ahead, and alan asked if someone could give him a ride.
my professor, having the chance to actually spend time with someone he idolized, and being a stupid late 20s-something, volunteered immediately. stupid why? well, i said he'd just moved there. he didnt know where the hell anything was, and he didnt have GPS available to him, he was just really excited. so they get in the car and start driving.
as i said in my previous post, alan alda had about 20 minutes with this random guy, and found out pretty quickly that he was an archaeologist, and the amazing topic of conversation that he picked was the [then new] theory that we developed agriculture specifically to make booze, and that the rest of the stuff was more or less a biproduct. which is pretty on-brand honestly.
after a while, alan catches on to the fact that this guy clearly has no idea where the hell hes going, and that they've been driving in circles around the city for a while now. he [reportedly very politely] said that actually, this here was his stop, and thanked him for the ride. he then most likely called a taxi that actually knew where it was going, and got to his hotel.
turns out the call was about The Aviator! the call was important because he learned it was confirmed he in it and they needed him to get over there.
its not a glamourous story, but its the only story i got. my prof reported he was a funny guy, and despite slightly kidnapping the poor man for a while, he was the picture of kindness and personability. and clearly he likes telling the story and it left an impression, because he took time out of our already-short lecture to tell a class of 20-somethings that had no idea who Alan Alda was about it.
sorry this is so verbose i dont know how to be short lmao
#oh yeah#this show is hosted by a guy from an old TV show#mash#mash 4077#mashblogging#alan alda#m*a*s*h#hawkeye pierce#this is the same prof that organized an off-campus field trip thing#and when i said i didnt have a way to get to the place he just. offered to give me a ride#this was a class of like 200 people and just 'well if you need to get there and dont mind a messy truck-'#A+ person overall. gave me a piece of obsidian debitage from a flintknapping demonstration#even babyproofed it for me beforehand. still cut myself on it [i broke a tiny piece off on accident and made it sharp again]#also that moment of raising my hand to go 'alan alda meethinks' was horrifying#silent room looking at this picture of this dude handling mammoth bones and im like 'i can identify this old man. maybe.'#wasnt even sure. ive rewatched MASH now but at the time it was foggy#wasnt even the first time hes shown up in my schooling! im going into psych and the bastard has appeared twice#that episode where they cut the guys corpus callosum. imagine being a 17 yo in a room of 15 yos#[i took the class late] and silently freaking out cause you know who that is but no one else does and then the teacher says#and then a year later being in college in your first psych class and the SAME VIDEO gets played. wild shit#anyway that makes 3 years in a row that at least 1 class has had alan alda in it. if it gets to May next year and he hasnt shown up#im gonna make him show up somehow. dissertation on how hawkeye pierce is a good example of PTSD in media#be the change you want to see in the world
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does a backflip and breaks every bone in my body
#delete later#back to animefication#it will take 200 years to draw everyone#no clue why im committing to this#these are mostly just refs for myself#i just wanna draw fake anime screenshots aughgh#but conveniently misha also needs a ref of some kind so-#also i still dont know what color albrechts coat is supposed to be#i was convinced its like a dark teal but apparently its black??#im so confused
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Of all the spells I found while researching, Favorable Review might be my favorite. Like you force someone to only say nice things about a person, location, or specific piece of media for a week. They can notice this is happening, and they can just shut up, but anything mean they say twists into praise. And on a crit fail you legitimately change thier opinion. Even more hilarious is that it's a rank 4 spell, you don't get this until level 7!
I adore this thing, idk when I'd use it productively in game but its shot to the top of "spells I wish I had IRL." Not even to make people praise my videos, I'd just love to fuck with people! Make your friends praise a show they hate! Make bigots unable to scream about thier political enemies! And to you, oh familial Michiganders who scorned me, I cast the most terrible spell I can imagine. BEHOLD! CURSE OF COMPLIMENTING OHIO!
#ohio and michgan aren't just sports rivals. there was also a “war” (like 1 person was injured). A land dispute to be exact.#ohio won by acquiring Toledo (the city being fought over) But Michigan received the entire Upper Penninsula.#Therefore “winning” by getting a massive tract of gorgeous wilderness (and the lumber and copper within)#though both sides still constantly rib each other over it (and plenty of other things) near 200 years later.#pf2e#pathfinder 2e
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Was working on something before I forgot that I can't fucking draw.
Yeah this is what a grown-ass adult's art should look like, this is the quality expected of someone whose been drawing since they could grasp a pencil. This measly scribble is worth 2 days of effort using all my free time.
#I hate myself#not to blog post or anything but my life is so stressful and I think that if I was good at drawing and churning out drawings quickly and#beautifully on the daily/weekly..#If I was like the thousands of foreign 12 year old prodigies on instagram with perfect anatomy on a mere sketch#or the soul-sellers on pixiv uploading 200 fully colored drawings at once#all my problems would be solved.#Im so hateful and it's all towards myself. I'm so painfully envious of things I'll never have...#...like a cock or artistic skill. If I wasn't so scared of not existing (to the point where thinking about it makes me physically ill)#l would have ended my shit already. But here I am.#So take this stupid ugly fucking Shane I tried to draw at midnight after a 10 hour shift. You're here to see bellies-#-not me bitching and moaning. Matter of fact I'll probably delete this part later. Whatever.#What is my fucking problem??#Enjoy what little I'm able to give. All I want is to share my thoughts and ideas and concepts and I can barely even do that.#I think I am going to pass out typing this so uh#see you later when I regret this post and delete this part haha#If I even remember#self post#Drawing#tummy kink#stomach ache#bloated belly
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mr house never being able to replicate his courier six because they never let him scan them, so all he has are a few shoddy recordings he took to recreate the courier from. his replicas of courier six are flawed: none are as perceptive, resourceful and proactive. they aren't good at out-of-the-box thinking or improvising. their problemsolving, diplomacy skills and technological innovation ideas fall short of the original and are just another disappointment every time. they end up hollow shells like jane, marilyn and victor. letting new vegas go, ruin itself in pursuit of recreating his perfect right hand again, hope for another fruitful partnership and bright future of the mojave like they did before is so delicious it makes me sick actually send tweet ✌
#ulysses warned my courier house would sooner or later put her face on a robot servant and he was right!! and she knew he was!!!#but the way house went about it in my headcanon is making me sick in the stomach!!!!!!!!!!!!!#the devnotes?? that allied courier was his first true prodigy/son/daughter IN 200 HUNDRED YEARS??? sickening. i love it#add a fucked up romantic-not-really-only-pining storyline into that already crazy cocktail and im eating it up!!!!!!!!!!! YUM!!!!#my courier is a technophile but she's got a shred of self-respect and wont let (out of pride mostly) house scan her brain#she dies ensuring the continuation of new vegas setting it up to prosper only for house to let it go to shit.... the drama.........#because he cannot imagine a world without his partner who has changed the world around them so much in such a short life....#so he sets out to recreate even a shred of her glory so they may continoue to reign over the mojave but he fails miserably over and over#and his pursuit blins him to the shit stirring on the streets and the area that even his army of securitrons isnt able to stop#either the nv clans successfuly rebel/make the city go to shit while he's too busy working on the courier copies#or some outside party infiltrates and gets his ass while he's not looking. rip#either way my courier is always the death of mr house whether they are allied or not bc i love doomed narratives#personal#delete later#fallout#? technically#till we get season 2 of the tv show im able to brainstorm ideas as to what happened to nv after fnv ended!!!! SOMEBODY STOP ME (dont)#im cutting this extremely short my thought on this are pretty long i couldnt fall asleep on monday bc ulysses' words were haunting me
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