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I’m half a bottle of wine in so this is the perfect time to answer this

1. Name: Michelle Bair

2. Birthplace: some airforce base in virginia

3. Ancestry: general European, Scottish, and Native American

4. Zodiac Sign: Capricorn

5. Biggest fear: Abandonment

6. Strength/Weakness: For the most part I’m pretty honest / I can’t make decisions if they impact other people

7. Worst habit: braiding and unbraiding my hair / shaking my leg

8. Favorite holiday: Halloween

9. Ever been in a car crash: thankfully, no

10. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher: Paul omg

11. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house: drop whatever bag I’m holding

12. Age at first kiss: 14? Idk whatever the second half of 8th grade was

13. When did you fall in love for the first time: when I was 15

14. Who Is Your Longest Friend & How Long: Stephanie is my ride or die for like 11 years. Like literally I’d die without her I love her so much

15. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pump that GPA up a bit

16. What were you doing at midnight last night: trying (failing) to sleep

17. When was the last time you laughed hard: earlier when I was telling Stephanie a story about my dad

18. Who was the last person that told you they love you: My dad

19. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up yesterday morning: idk man probably a generic sound of unhappy

20. Where did you go for your first date and who was it with: I don’t even know because like what actually counts as a date?

21. Who’s wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen: never happened

22. Who did you see in concert first: Jimmy Buffet I shit you not

23. Who was your favorite teacher: Paul

24. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day: I text Stephanie

25. Who do you think about most: probably Stephanie

26. Is your ideal occupation? Optometrist

27. Beer, wine, or liquor? liquor

28. Favourite restaurant? Saizeriya (it’s in Japan)

29. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Vanilla with cherry

30. McDonlads or Burger King? McDonalds

31. Fantasy dinner guest(s)? Kate McKinnon

32. Have you ever been drunk? When was the last time? I’m like tipsy rn so? now? idk

33. What is the most embarrassing thing you have done drunk? honestly I don’t even known

34. Wonder Woman or Cat Woman? Wonder? idk

35. How many pets do you have? a single dog

36. What would be the first thing you bought if you won the lottery? idk something stupid like some cheese

37. When was the first time you smoked? Like a cigarette? Never. Weed? Sometime last fall when I went camping

38. Who last sent you a text? Stephanie

39. Who did you last send a text to? Stephanie lmao

40. What 4 things would you take to a desert island? i’d just die

41. Name the 3 most important people in your life? Shit this is hard because like obviously Stephanie but also my family and there are 4 people in that and I can’t pick whos the most important out of them so

42. Favorite song? I honestly don’t know

43. Favorite movie? Heathers

44. When did you last cuddle someone? fuck idk like late march early april?

45. When did you last have sex? see above

46. If you woke up tomorrow with no fear, what would you do first? probably either jump off a roof or tell my dad I’m into girls

47. What was your biggest worry five years ago, do you still feel the same about it at this minute? Abandonment, yes. Constantly

48. If you could change one law of your country, what would it be? There are way to many fucked up things to even choose

49. What relationships have ended? But you can’t let go? Idk there was one that at first I couldn’t let go but now I can so?

50. Where would you take a road trip? Albuquerque

51. How do Mondays feel for you? during the summer, whatever. During the year, like i put a vacuum on my face

52. If you could spend ten minutes with your ‘hero’ alive or dead what would you ask them? Omg Stephanie how did you get to Germany

53. Do your practice ‘self love’ or ‘self loathing’? a weird combo of both tbh

54. What’s your greatest achievement to date? Idk I guess getting into JMU is p good

55. What scares you about your future? That I won’t’ do well enough to get into Optometry school

56. Why does pizza come in a square box? easier to transport

57. What would happen if you knew you could not fail? so many things

58. How does it feel to be photographed? sometimes I hate it but i like being able to look back on the moments

59. If you could erase an event from your mind, which one would you choose? oh god... maybe seeing my dad cry while I went through security out of Japan for the last time

60. Do you want your children (if you have any) to be ‘just like you’? No. I want my children to be better than me in every way so that once I’ve taught them all I know they can then teach me what they’ve learned

61. Do you stand for what you believe in or are you pleasing others? I try to stand for it

62. If money were no concern, what would you do for the rest of your life? If I had the talent, be a stage actor

63. What are you thankful for, this moment? That surgery went well yesterday

64. Do you have same sex fantasies? Well I mean, yeah

65. If you have had sex in a public place, where? a pool locker room

66. Have you ever cried during/after sex? nope

67. Who is the oldest person you’ve had sex with? Dylan

68. Who is the youngest person you’ve had sex with? Tori

69. Would you rather be in a relationship with a totally submissive partner or a totally dominant partner? Dom

70. How tall are you? 5′10

71. How much do you weigh? 144 which I was hype about because the last time I’d checked I was 150

72. What color is your hair naturally? like dirty blondeish?

73. What size jeans do you wear? 8 I think but idk

74. What is your favorite color to wear? black

75. Do you have any piercings? just ears

76. Do you have any tattoos? no

77. Do you care how other people see you? I mean yeah

78. Do you like sports? I love ballet but other than that no

79. How do you feel about age differences in relationships? It depends. Like below 25 if you have more than a few years I’m iffy, but the older you are the more lenient I am

80. How do you feel about race differences in relationships? idgaf

81. Do you believe in karma or fate? yeah

82. Do you keep a journal? no

83. Describe the last dream you remember: I can’t remember a recent one

84. Describe your favorite dream: Don’t really have one

85. Where are some places you would like to visit? Canada, South America, Paris, etc

86. Any upcoming concerts you want to attend? Paramore and Halsey but I’m too stressed about money to buy tickets

87. What music do you listen to when you are happy? BTR and early 2000s songs rn

88. What music do you listen to when you are mad? Breakup songs. I have a playlist

89. Do you like to burn candles or incense? Candles, yes

90. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed? Wine

91. What are your favorite alcoholic beverages? I like sex on the beaches and vodka mixed with cranberry juice

92. Do you smoke cigarettes or cigars? What about marijuana? no cigarettes or cigars. Tried weed twice but it didn’t work

93. Who is your number 1 friend and why is he or she there? Stephanie becuase she’s always there for me and when everything in my life is falling apart she’s always my rock and I just love her so much

94. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member? I don’t know what this means

95. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? Of my current friends? Nah I don’t think so

96. Would you ever have sex in the shower or the bath? I DON’T WANT TO DIE

97. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? yeah

98. Do you think your last ex still wants to be with you? //actual// ex? idk maybe

99. Ever wondered what it would be like dating the same gender as you? been there, done that

100. What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual people? dude

101. How often do you brush your teeth? twice a day

102. How often do you shower? When was the last time you had a shower? I try to shower every day. I just took a bath and then washed my hair with the shower head

103. How often do you shave your legs? rarely lmao

104. Political affiliation? dude

105. Opinion on abortion? duDE

106. Opinion on immigrants/ immigration reform? dUDE

107. Should prostitution be legalized? honestly I don’t know enough to say

108. How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are? wtf kind of meta

109. If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do? it’s easier that way

110. What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world? just like... make everyone stop hating everyone else so much

111. If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich? acting

112. Would you break the law to save a loved one? 100%

113. If you had to move to a state or country besides the one you currently live in, where would you move and why? well technically I live in both Germany and America so this question is too complex

114. Why are you the person you are? what

115. Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend? I try but I’ve had slipups

116. Why do religions that support love cause so many wars? bc ppl suc

117. What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you? I’‘d probably be a lot more outgoing

118. Were you happy when you woke up today? no

119. What’s a fact about the last person who text messaged you? Well my mom just texted me and she really liked turtles

120. Want someone back in your life? At times, but then I remember they’re gone for a reason

121. What are you excited for? PRAGUE

122. Are you scared to fall in love? sometimes

123. When is your next road trip?idk

124. What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? told stephanie I love her

125. Do you like to cuddle? yeh

126. Have you ever kissed more than one person in 24 hours? maybe? idk

127. Plans for tomorrow? we’re going to see castles

128. Do you care too much/not at all/just enough? too much

129. How is life going for you right now? :/

130. If you were offered a shot of whiskey right this second, would you accept? yep

131. This time last year, can you remember who you liked? tori

132. Could you stay in the same relationship for over a year? I mean I never have, but I think I could if the military would butt out

133. If you could have one super power what would it be? transformation

134. Background on your cell phone? the lockscreen is a gradient from purple to pink and the background is Tyler on a piano

135. What are you thinking about right this second? these questions

136. Last book you read? How was it? I Wrote This For You. made me cry. I loved it

137. What is the last thing you bought? coffee at the airport

138. Do you live with your parents? during holidays

139. Have you ever been caught sneaking out? no

140. Have you ever met a celebrity? not like A-list

141. What are you like when you’re drunk? super giggly

142. What are you like when you’re high? idk

143. Do you want children? yeah

144. Do you want a church wedding? no

145. How many pillows do you sleep with? as many as I can

146. Have you ever been scuba diving? nope

147. Who was your first real crush? this guy Matt in 4th grade lmao

148. What are you allergic to? grass and pollen

149. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? rn I like the name Vita but ask again in like 3 months

150. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? Girl just because I feel like I’d be able to raise her better

151. How did you get your name? My sister pointed at my mom’s baby bump and was like “Michelle!” and they were like ok

152. Name one thing about your body you love? my cheek bones

153. What is your biggest goal in life? be happy. Like fully

154. Do you still have feelings for your ex? nah

155. Do you think aliens are real? YES

156. What age did you start drinking? my first drink was at 14 but I started like regulatory drinking at 17

157. What do you think of President Obama? YES

158. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? nah

159. Describe your dream girl/guy? idk

160. Story of your first kiss? we were at a park

161. Story of the first time you made out with someone? same as ^

162. Story of the first time you had sex? I went over to her house while her parents were at work

163. When did you first have sex? when I was 18

164. First time you gave/ received oral sex? ^

165. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to? nope

167. Favorite fictional character (movie, book, tv show)? Holtzman

168. How many followers do you have on tumblr? What about twitter/ instagram? 44/87/19

169. Are you friend with your parents on Facebook? yeah

170. First time you thought you were in love? When did you realize that you weren’t actually in love with that person? 14, when we broke up and I realized I was confusing a crush for love

171. Do you talk to yourself? wayyyy too much

172. How old will you be on your next birthday? 20

173. How did you meet the last person you kissed? tinder

174. Do you have any hickies? not rn

175. Turn ons? being confident without being cocky

176. Turn offs? acting like you’re entitled to me

177. What qualities did you get from your mom? petty, creative

178. What qualities did you get from your dad? idiot, hard working

179. How many siblings do you have? 1

180. Have you ever taken anyone’s virginity? yeah

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