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secret-engima · 5 years ago

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I just want to say I adore all your AUs and now you have a transformer Regalia and I. I love it. The Regalia IS family and IS part of the team, and reading that snippet of her was just soothing to my very soul. (Especially cause I just recently rebeat the game and was having Feels). I am forever amazed at how you come up with such rich and perfect AUs.

Thank you, that’s really sweet hgfd! I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks transformer Regalia is a super cool AU. She is totally family. And this (like ... I think all but one of my FFXV’s) is a happy Fixit. Because like pit is she gonna let some prophecy kill her sparkling.

Also can you picture how she and the Chocobros 1.0 met? Because it was great. Here lemme-

-Regis got her when he was like- a teenager? A teenager who really wanted a car of his own, more than that, wanted to PICK his own car rather than have his father just gift him one.

-ANYWAY circumstances and Luck being what they are, Regalia had just crash-landed on Earth and smuggled her way into Insomnia desperately looking for somewhere to rest, her systems damaged from the fight she’d gotten into before coming here. She had to disguise herself, so she scanned a vehicle mode (a custom classic that was sitting pretty in an expensive lot) and transformed.

-Only realized her mistake after she had transformed and passed out for a few hours. Her damages were around her T-Cog area and she had made them worse by transforming.

-She was STUCK in her car form.

-While trying to figure out what the frag she was going to do, because there are no proper cybertronian medics on this planet, Regis comes to the fancy lot of fancy cars looking for one of his own, a long-suffering Clarus and vaguely exasperated Weskham behind him because this is the tenth lot and Regis still hasn’t found one he liked yet.

-Then Regis finds her.

-He doesn’t know what she is yet, but he ... lingers. Places a hand on her hood and they can both feel the tingle of connection between them the little place where magic meets spark (Regalia almost jolts, because this organic has a SPARK, a spark and spark bonds between him and the two following him, Regis gasps softly, feeling life, ancient and quiet and afraid humming through the metal beneath his fingers as sure as a heartbeat).

-Regis buys her. Doesn’t even bother to take her on a test drive. She’s the one he wants, and after she’s been safely stashed in a private corner of the royal garage, Regis ignores Clarus’s and Weskham’s alarmed looks to gently run a hand over her steering wheel and murmur, “I’m sorry I bought you like an object. But I didn’t know how else to get you out of there.” He pauses and Regalia inwardly trembles (this organic knows he knows he knows what will he do to her she is TRAPPED in this garage without her root form-). His magic reaches out and shyly brushes against her spark energy, like a youngling not sure if he’s doing the right thing, “Are you okay? Can you talk?”

-Clarus opens his mouth to ask WHAT IN THE WORLD Regis is doing when Regalia sighs and says, “...I can.”

-Clarus and Weskham freak the flip out, Regis presses the button to lock the doors to keep them from running straight to security and Regalia obediently locks her doors more out of surprise than anything else. Once getting his two friends to calm down for fifty seconds, Regis turns back to her and smiles shakily at her steering wheel, “I thought so. May I ... ask what you are? I’ve never felt a car with magic before.”

-Regalia doesn't have anywhere to go, or anyway of taking care of herself, trapped in vehicle mode as she is so she ... tells him. Bits and pieces. Cybertron’s fall, running for vorns and vorns, the fight that damaged her systems, crashing here and being stuck. Clarus is incredibly skeptical and alarmed (ALIEN??? ALIEN CAR???????? He’s not sure if that’s worse than thinking this is a prank or some kind of Nif trap-).

-Regis, being the guy he is, immediately promises to help her and take care of her however he can. He offers to let the royal mechanics look at her, see if they could fix her systems, but she turns him down. She doesn’t want anyone but these three to know about her and she still hopes her auto repair system will fix the damage for her.

-In exchange for secrecy and fuel, Regalia easily agrees to be Regis’s “car” and drive him (or let herself be driven) wherever he wants to go. Weskham usually ends up playing driver for this, and while Regis is chill with this idea of a living car because he can FEEL her spark and knows she’s a good soul, the other two take a while to warm up to her.

-Her doing crazy driving stunts to save Regis from that assassination attempt a few months later finally cements her place in the list of “okay people”.

-Regis is happy to tell her about Eos, and Clarus is fascinated when he realizes she can use a holoform to interact with them on a more face to face level (and spar, Regalia is a master swords-femme and not afraid to give the Shield tips). Regalia is ... not exactly happy being the only cybertronian on Eos and being stuck in vehicle mode, but she loves these three teenage organic idiots and is happy to be part of their group.

-Then the road trip happens and Regis and co run afoul of some distressed and giant wildlife that flip Regalia over and damage her enough she can’t make her engine run (Regis FREAKS out over the thought of her being crippled or maybe dying but she assures him that this, at least, is something a mechanic can repair and no she isn’t dying, just in a lot of pain).

-They push her to Hammerhead and Regis hovers like a mother hen in the garage until Cid kicks him out, not understanding why this rich boy is making quiet soothing noises at his car like its a skittish cat.

-Cid hoists her up on that ... platform thing mechanics use (sorry to all mechanics reading this I’m blanking on the term) and begins his work repairing her. She really is a beaut, he thinks to himself as fixes damaged things and marvels that her metal and glass are undented and unbroken despite everything. Stupid idiot needed to take better care of a car like this.

-Cid moves from specific repairs to a more general look over, because when he tried her engine she sounded ... off. Not wrong, but not like the engine this model should have.

-He crawls around under her chases and finds what looks like OLD damage. burns and scars and twisted seams and REALLY, Pretty Boy should have gotten her into a mechanic YEARS ago what has he been doing forcing such a lovely lady as this to drive around with damage this nasty?

-He starts pulling things back into place and replacing things on pure intuition, pauses when he swears the car shudders away from his touch and finds himself making mindless soothing noises just like Pretty Boy as he works and metal creaks in something dangerously akin to pain the deeper he goes to repair years old damage.

-He forces the last thing back into its proper spot and will never admit to a girlish screech of surprise when the car above him suddenly shifts and blurs in a whirl of gears and metal until there’s a robot with feminine features staring down at him in shock, her arms and knees braced to keep from falling on him.

-She stares, Cid stares and clutches his chest with one hand while the other holds his wrench above him like a sword.

-Pretty Boy and his group runs in and Pretty Boy gasps, “Regalia! You’re FIXED! Wow you’re tall, I didn’t realize your root form was this tall.”

-The robot blinks at Cid, slowly and carefully sits up to hunch in his garage on her heels, “That ... I have no idea how you did that. I thought it would take a registered cybertronian medic to fix my T-Cog. Thank you.” And there’s actual emotions in that voice, actual, trembling gratitude like someone about to cry from a sudden lack of pain and Cid is just-

-What.

-What is going on.

-The Pretty Boy (Prince Regis) explains things and Cid has to break out the liquor because ALIEN CAR. ALIEN LADY CAR.

-He’d had his hands all up in the innards of an ACTUAL FEMALE PERSON and he is decidedly NOT thinking about that thank you.

-Curse it. Curse it he’s spent the last five hours doing the equivalent of open surgery without anesthetic no WONDER the car kept flinching away from his tools and the metal kept groaning in pain-.

-The oil he scrubs angrily off his hands while listening to the explanation (and somehow finding himself BELIEVING IT) suddenly feels too much like blood, even if Regalia (the ALIEN LADY CAR) tries to reassure him that her actual blood wasn’t oil but something called energon that she had managed to refine from fuel and sunlight.

-Cid ends up going with them because 1. who else gets to say they met and traveled with an alien car and a prince, and 2. curse it all these four are heading right into a war zone and potions won’t work on something mechanical. Even if she’s alive (which he believes, he does, even if he can’t pinpoint why) and the way things are looking they’re going to NEED a medic for Regalia.

-Regalia and Cid become two of a kind, she teaches him everything she knows about mechanical work and he mother-hens her whenever they get out of a fight and the two of them team up to keep the other three (and later Cor) in one piece.

-Cor is the last to meet Regalia. Does not understand why the four TALK TO THE CAR like it will actually respond or have an option or why Cid yells at Cor for scratching its paint like he just wounded an actual person until one day he picks a fight with something too big to handle (probably a Behemoth) and Regalia transforms and kills it with one expert strike of her sword, then looms over him and snarls, “Cor Leonis of the city-state of Insomnia of the planet Eos WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?” And Cor’s hindbrain goes “oh.”

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melodysilverknight · 5 years ago

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Activity 1: Autobiography

My name is (fullname), I'm currently (age) years old and will soon be turning (to be age) this (day/month of birth) of 2020. I am currently living with my maternal grandparents, Mrs. (Maternal grandmother's full name) and Mr. (Maternal grandfather's full name), in (complete current address) along with my, soon to be (to be age) year old, younger brother, ( younger brother's full name). We moved to Batangas 7 years ago but before that we used to live in Quezon City.

We live in (previous address) which intersected with the highway. Our house, or rather apartment, was within distance of the church, marketplace, and the mall, which made a lot of things, especially shopping, very convenient. I lived there with my father, Mr. (Father's full name), my mother, Mrs. (Mother's full name), my paternal grandmothers, (Paternal grandmother's full name) and her sister (Paternal grandmother's name) and, whenever she was around, my paternal aunt, (paternal aunt's name). For the most part of me and my brother's living there, we didn't get to spend too much time with our parents since they both worked, our mother at (occupation), and our father at the (occupation), meaning they were never home a lot and we mostly only got to see them on the weekends, so it was mostly our grandmothers who took care of us and we spent time with, even as toddlers, however, whenever we did get to spend time with them it was always a lot of fun. One of our main family activities back then was to head out to the mall parking lot behind the church in the morning, during those times the parking lot would be close to or completely empty, so we would take the car and head to the parking lot to either jog or play frisbee. There was even one time, while my father was off on his own jogging while me and my mother and brother were playing with the frisbee, I decided I wanted to go and join my father, so I did the most sensible thing I could think of, and ran after him, little did I know, something was going on behind me. Some people had come to the parking lot to jog as well and brought their dog with them, for some reason it got loose and started going after me, my mother and brother noticed and were yelling at me then I noticed my father had already stopped his jog and was gesturing behind me which is when I finally noticed the dog on my tail. I ran for dear life, as much as I loved dogs and still do, at the time I still didn't know how to handle myself around dogs other than the ones we owned so I was scared silly. By the time the dog's owners finally caught it I was already out of breath. While I was taking a breather my folks had a small chat with the dog owners then headed over to me where we talked and eventually ended up laughing about the whole incident. After the jog we would head to the market to do the regular weekend shopping. During this, while mother would finish up her shopping I would partake in my little tradition of buying and eating my casava cake.

One of the other things I did with my family was visiting wildlife institutions. We used to visit Manila zoo and the nature park of the Quezon city branch of the World Wildlife Fund. As you could probably tell I have a thing for animals, they're my passion and I love them with every fiber of my being, from the biggest animal in the world, the Blue whale, to the smallest and most resilient creature in existence, the Tardigrade, and even the one animal that terrifies me completely, the spider, I have never once tired of the creatures of this planet and even to this day they still intrigue me. My love for animals was inspired by Steve Irwin, the man known around the world as the "Crocodile Hunter", he was a world renowned wildlife conservationist from Queensland, Australia and a biologist and zoologist who specialized in reptiles. I've watched Steve work with and save animals all over the world alongside his wife, Terri, and his daughter, Bindi, and because of this they became my life idols and have taught me so many things about animals and the beauty of nature and its creatures. Whenever we would visit the zoo or nature park one of my favorite things to do was to feed the animals, I'd head to the gazelle or impala enclosure with my family and I'd feed them fallen leaves through the metal barriers and whenever I did I felt as if the Irwins were with me and whenever I did I always wondered, is this what it was like for them everyday at Australia zoo, getting to be with those animals everyday of their lives. Me and my father also used to play spotting games at the zoo, whenever we would get to an enclosure that had a water hole or thick brush we would try our best to find the animals in the enclosure, of course my father would always win but it's always fun regardless.

In the years I had spent living in Quezon city, I attended 2 different elementary schools. For my first grade up to third grade I went to (name of school), a private school then for fourth and fifth grade I attended (name of school) then finally I moved to Batangas where I spent my last year in elementary school at (name of school). Looking back on my more pre-mature school years, I can say for certain now that my school life, in comparison to my private life, was not what I would call the most pleasing experience. Growing I had always been very socially challenged, although I would make the effort to introduce myself and try to make friends with my other classmates, I was never really able to maintain the bonds I had made and just ended up becoming estranged again but worse because I already knew them and they already knew me so I drew and came to the conclusion that even though they knew me, they never approached me, so I won't try to bother them anymore. And so, I kept up with my pattern over and over and over again, I thought it was a good thing, that I just gave them their space, but it wasn't. I ended up more socially awkward and estranged than before, I didn't know how to properly handle myself around people and I just got more and more shy. Things then took a turn for the worst when I started getting bullied, being the already shy character I was was bad enough but getting looked down on and picked on made it several times worse, the feeling of awkwardness I had before was intensified by intimidation and loneliness which made me even more timid. Looking past all the bullying one of the only things about school were the yearly field trips, something not only I, but all of my classmates would look forward to. It was during a field trip I took that I had my first visit to Ocean Adventure a marine facility that rivaled Ocean Park to me at the time,and my first trip to Enchanted Kingdom. My school bullying experience didn't stop until after I had graduated and reached their peak in 5th grade when it was my group's turn to clean the classroom after classes that day and my classmates thought it would be fun to pull a prank on me so they trapped me in the classroom holding the door closed while I tried to get out. Now I know it's been my flaw to take things seriously a bit too much but that was a bad time to pick on me and a poor choice of action, 1: I was shy and timid and didn't know how to respond well to others; 2: the school creeped me out so I wasn't comfortable getting left alone or locked in; and 3: the ones who pulled the prank were my classmates I considered very obnoxious and loud the kind of people who really intimidated me at the time. I went home crying that day, when my folks found out they went to my school with me the next day and complained about it but it never did completely stop.

High school was a turning point in my life, after six whole years of getting bullied and nearly experiencing depression I would finally be able to get away from it all, the city and bullies. At first I was very reluctant to attend junior high school in a school I wasn't all that familiar with but then my folks mentioned there weren't any lower grades in the school so we would all be new to the experience so I agreed to go in the end. My junior high school were all spent attending, what was formerly referred to as, (name of school), it was here that I had made my first real friends. I started my time at my new school in the same way I did at my previous schools, with introductions, but as the days went by I started seeing the pattern again. I honestly thought that things would end up the same, don't get me wrong, I'm happy about the fact that no one bullied me sure but I was still socially awkward, then things changed when I met, them. Halfway through the first quarter I got to know 5 other girls from my class. First was Ms. Berry, she was also a quiet girl in class so I was able to relate with her, she was also cheerful and nice, I even met her at church once, turns out she goes to the same church. Next there was Yshie, she became my bestfriend, she was quiet, stern looking and at first slightly gloomy, but when I got to know her it turns out we had a lot in common. We both had a love for anime and sketching, and turns out our birthdays were really close together mine was on (month and day of birth) and her's was was on the (day of birth). Chuchay was next, now compared to the first two, she was much more outgoing, she was bubbly, hyper, cheerful and overall very musically talented. She was a great singer and could even play guitar, she was awesome, and to tell you the truth, she became one of my music idols along with Taylor Swift, not that she ever knew that. Another musically talented one was Jingjing, let me tell you, those hands of her's did magic on guitar and keyboard. Like Chuchay, she was outgoing and cheerful but much calmer than Chuchay at te time, she used ro play guitar in the classroom whenever we had no classes and my other friends including the next one usually sang along to her accompaniment while I'd stay quiet. Last but not the least there was ate A, she was the most mature out of all of them in my opinion, she was the big sister of the group and had an attitude to match meaning she was sassy, but in a good way. Together the six of us founded our own friends group called (name of friends group), we all did so many things together but the rest of the story will have to be for a different time.

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my-emotional-self · 7 years ago

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The Actor and The Photographer Part 2 (Chris Evans x Reader)

Pairings: Chris Evans x Reader

Warnings: Swearing, Fluff

Word Count: 2K

Part 1

The day went much more smoothly than you had imagined it to. Photographing celebrities was always a big risk; you didn’t know how they were going to act. But Chris delighted you in more ways than you fancied. He was downright beautiful, and he was very charismatic and funny. Overall, you were happy with the day.

“That’s a wrap” you called after snapping one last picture of Chris. “Thank you everybody for your hard work today.”

Glancing up, you saw that Chris gave you a smirk before walking behind the partisan to undress from his photoshoot clothing and back to his regular attire. You felt the blush creep up from your neck and to your face. ‘Get a grip Y/N, he’s just a regular guy’ you scolded yourself for getting embarrassed and shy all of a sudden. You had worked dozens of jobs photographing various amounts of celebrities and athletes, and never, not once, did you get flustered. ‘What are you doing to me Chris Evans’ you chided silently in your mind as you took your camera off the tripod, exploring the pictures you took of him.

“Can I see them?” Chris’ voice broke through your concentration; your heart skipping pleasantly at his voice.

“For sure, take a look” you smiled as you handed over your camera. At first, you looked at the pictures of him as he scrolled through, but you soon caught yourself staring at his expression. A warm smile lit his face; his eyes and nose crinkling as small bursts of laughter left his mouth.

After realizing you had fawned over this man long enough, you left his side to start packing up the rest of your bag.

Your camera came into view, Chris holding out to you. “You’re really talent. You’ve got a great creative eye” he stated with a smile as you took the camera from him.

“Thanks” you replied as you packed it into your bag. “It started out as a hobby but then it became so much more than that. It’s my passion.”

Chris looked at you adoringly, as if hearing you speak was the most beautiful thing he heard. Your face started to heat up again from his gaze but you couldn’t tear your eyes away from him.

He cleared his throat before speaking, “So, the umm, the game on Sunday. Do you think maybe I could get your number so we can work out the details?”

“Yes, of course! That would probably be beneficial huh?” you nervously laughed as you took your phone out, unlocked it, and handed it over to him. He put his number into your phone and then texted himself so he had yours.

“Are you heading home right now?” he asked, putting his phone is his pocket and helping you with your bags.

“That I am” you grunted as you hauled a large bag over your shoulder. “Although, I should probably stay here overnight and just head home tomorrow morning.”

Chris stilled his movements, giving you a curious glance making you cock your head in wonder. “What?” you giggled out as you moved past him.

“I just assumed you lived here in New York.”

Now it was your time to pause. You turned around, giving him a wide grin as you shook your head. “No silly. I live in Brookline in Massachusetts. It’s about a ten minute drive from Tom and Gisele’s house. That way I’m closer to the kids and can see them more often.”

“No shit” Chris said with a gruff laugh, shaking his own head at his assumptions. “I guess you can say we are neighbors then.”

“And why is that?” You weren’t into celebrity gossip and you didn’t pay attention to things such as where everyone lived, so it came as a bit of shock to you when Chris told you that you two were neighbors.

“Because I live in Boston.”

Now it was your time to be surprise, “No shit” you replied with a giggle of your own; Chris hot on your tail as the two of you made your way out of the GQ offices.

“If you plan on staying overnight in the city again, would you maybe want to go grab a bite to eat? Gets some drinks?”

You always had a rule when it came to your job; never date the celebrities that you photograph. If things didn’t go well, your name in the industry could be tarnished. But being around Chris today, there was something different about him compared to other actors. He was simple, down to earth and didn’t seem like a petty person who would try to ruin his ex’s lives.

Deciding, for once in your life to have some fun and throw your rules out the window, you answered him with a smile. “I’d love to Chris.”

~~~

You made it back to your hotel, thanking your lucky stars you booked the hotel for two nights just to be on the safe side. A quick shower was on your agenda as you put your hair in a top knot and rapidly washed your body, shaving the necessary areas. You had not planned on doing anything with Chris that night; but a girl has to be prepared right?

Not thinking you would be having dinner with anyone, you didn’t really bring anything fancy with you. So you threw on a fresh pair of panties and a bra, your same black skinny pants you wore from earlier and a dark grey oversized sweater. After putting a bit more eye-makeup on, you tied your combat boots around your feet just as someone knocked on your door.

Opening the door, you saw Chris standing there, looking handsome as ever with his baseball hat on. There was something about men in baseball caps that made you weak at the knees and Chris pairing it with his ocean blue eyes and a flannel made you want to kidnap him and ravage his body in a cabin in the woods.

“Hey” he said with a smile, “you look beautiful.”

Damn him and his compliments! Your face instantaneously became heated with blush at his words and you shied away, turning around to grab your purse.

“Thanks Chris” you finally mustered up the courage to speak, “you’re looking rather dapper yourself.”

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He took you to a hole-in-the-wall bar, your favorite kind of bar. Bar food was seriously the best kind of food out there, especially if there was beer involved.

“You didn’t just ask me out for beer and food because you wanted to get Intel on my brother now did you?” you joked, giving him a wink before taking a sip of your beer.

He coughed on his beer as you spoke; barking out a fit of laughter after he finally calmed his coughing fit. “Well, not completely” he retorted which caused you to laugh in return. The more you were around Chris; the more you realized just how fun of a person he was. His jokes and bantering was something fresh, something you needed in your life right now. “But in all seriousness, how is it to have Tom Brady as your brother.”

You rolled your eyes at his comment in a sarcastic but happy way. Chewing on your lip nervously, you looked deep into his cerulean eyes as his own bore into yours. “It’s great” you finally said with a satisfied sigh. “Really great. Tom has been amazing, and he always will be. He paid for my schooling because my parents didn’t want to go to school for photography. They didn’t think it was a good career choice. Tom, being my protective older brother, took a stand and wouldn’t say no about paying for my tuition.” You took a big gulp of your beer, your eyes never leaving Chris’. His arms were folded on the table across from you, leaning in intently, listening carefully to every word you spoke. “Naturally I paid him back once I started making a name for myself. He kept saying he didn’t want my money, so once the kids were born, I opened up a college fund for them and that is where the money now sits. He is such a sucker for those kids, so he couldn’t say no to that.”

Chris took a bite of his burger before replying to you. “Wow, he seems like a great guy. You guys are really close huh?”

Nodding your head, you let your mind wander to your brother, and how much you missed him during the season. He was always practicing and even though the two of you live in the same city, you just didn’t get to spend as much time with him during football season.

“We are. During school, he had me move in with him and Gisele so I wouldn’t have to worry about finding a job while going to school and having to pay bills. He’s my rock and I don’t know where I would be without him” you confessed.

The two of you continued to talk the rest of the night; the conversation flowing effortlessly between you two. You each shared stories of your childhood with your siblings and all the pranks you pulled. Your stomach hurt from laughing so hard. It had been a long time since you opened up to someone, having trust issues. You knew how the entertainment world worked and you usually kept yourself secluded; but Chris was bringing out the child in you. You felt carefree again and it wonderful.

“So what are you plans for the future?” Chris declared, knocking back another beer.

“My life goal is to have my photos in National Geographic” you admitted. His eyes rose and his lips curled up at your confession.

“That’s a pretty amazing goal Y/N. I’m impressed.”

You beamed at the compliment this time; your face wide from your grin. “Thanks. I actually take a scuba diving certification test in a few weeks. That way I can buy some gear and start taking pictures of sea wildlife. From there, I want to make it to Africa and see where that leads me.”

Chris looked at you in astonishment. He lifted his chin up, his unblinking eyes focused on yours. He looked…proud of you in this moment.

The night continued with ease, and in the end, Chris paid the bill much to your obliging. “Hey, I asked you out tonight, I’m paying” he said playfully as you tried to get the bill out of his hands. You stuck your tongue out at him, wiggling your eyebrows in amusement causing him to chuckle. His laugh was infectious as you found out tonight.

After the bill was paid, the two of you walked out into the early autumn New York night. It was late, the sky was dark but the city lights illuminated the streets. “Can I walk you back to your hotel?” Chris asked and you didn’t even need to think about an answer. Glancing up at him, you nodded your head as the two of you continued down the street.

Your hotel was a handful of blocks away from the bar but you didn’t mind walking. It was nice to get some fresh air and walk off all the food you had eaten. As you and Chris continued to talk, his hand kept brushing up against yours and each time, it sent a shockwave of electricity up your arm. ‘What are you doing to me Chris’ you asked yourself?

Getting back to your hotel, he walked you straight to your door as you found your key card in your purse. “Thanks for coming out with me tonight. I had a great time” Chris said with a smile. “I’m excited for the game on Sunday.”

Your face mirrored his as you nodded your head. “Yeah thanks for inviting me tonight. And Sunday is going to be a blast.”

The two of you stood just outside your door. The only breaking of eye contact came from Chris when he glanced down to your lips, then back to your eyes. Your heart started skipping erratically as he leaned forward, bending his head to position his lips millimeters from yours.

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A/N: Annddddd, I’m thinking a part 3??

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newagesispage · 4 years ago

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OCTOBER 2020

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The Stones opened Rolling Stones # 9 on Carnaby St.** Bill Wyman auctioned off many unique items for the Prince’s Trust.**Wyman’s bass used for groundbreaking records in ’69 and ’70 broke a record at $384,000. The famous amp that got him into the Stones went for $106,250 and the most expensive toilet seat cover sold at auction with the tongue logo went for $1,142. Brian Jones Rock and Roll Circus guitar sold for $704,000.

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VOTE!!!!

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In San Francisco people can order dinner and drinks delivered with a drag queen performance.

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Joaquin and Rooney had a baby that they named River.

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Real Time has been renewed thru 2022.

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The new film, No Sudden Move about 1955 Detroit will star Don Cheadle, David Harbour, Benicio Del Toro, Ray Liotta and Kieran Culkin.

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Shep Smith is back with Just the Facts on CNBC.

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The Presidential debate: Well, Good Biden moments-“You don’t panic, he panicked.” “It is what it is cuz you are what you are.” “Everybody knows he’s a liar.” Wouldn’t know suburbs unless he took a wrong turn.” “Will you shit up man?” “Get out of your and trap.” Imagine if Bernie or a younger candidate with real energy were there. Imagine someone quick on their feet because we need that. The bully style of scary clown 45 does fluster a normal person as it supposed to. Joe held his own and had real dignity though. It is hard to not respond to the President’s ridiculousness but he needs to be ignored. Trump and son both seemed like they were about 8 Red Bulls into the day with all that pent up anger. Who should be drug tested? Biden? Trump went on about forest management but most of that land belongs to the Federal government. ** I have never seen my mailperson trying to sell ballots.** Trump said that bad things are happening in Philadelphia. Biden should have showed some love for the state. He is on a tour of it now though. ** Chris Wallace said, “Why you not?” Was that a real question? 45 said, “I was a private business people.” They all had a little trouble talking. It is exhausting the way people put up with his manners. **As soon as the debate was over, the Trump army wasted no time reaching out to goons to be poll watchers. Do they know that you just can’t show up randomly for that??**Apprentice insiders say Trump abuses Adderall.

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The other day when Trump took the podium for a rant, an open mike caught a someone saying, “Oh shit” On Fox.

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For those who insist Trump is a religious man, I’ll grant you he pays taxes like a church. –Stephen Colbert

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Letterman is ready with My Next Guest Needs no Introduction. This season includes Robert Downey Jr., Lizzo and Dave Chappelle.

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There are about 9 million feral swine in this country known as super pigs.

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There is talk of Levar Burton replacing Alex Trebeck when he retires. YES!!!!

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Cigar Afficionado magazine has named CBS Sunday Morning the greatest show on tv.

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The U.S. built tunnels under Trump’s wall to let water, garbage, DDT and other toxins flow thru. Millions were spent for nothing and now millions more will be spent to address this problem that empties into the Pacific Ocean.

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Days alert: Melissa Reeves is being replaced. Is it that she does not want to commute from Nashville or that she is a bit too conservative or something else? Is it an end of Days with old side characters and replacements of the stars??** Ava is coming back, JJ is back, Eric and Sami are gone. ** Absolutely loved the pic of Abigail 1 that confused Abigail 2. Funny!!!! It reminded me of the OLTL moment during Asa’s funeral when Blair saw the 1st Blair in a flashback.

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“Smaller than expected” would probably explain a lot about the proud boys. –Andi Zeisler

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Why does anyone listen to Christie or Rudy??

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Looting isn’t part of protesting just like murder isn’t part of arresting.

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A judge has said that Florida has created an “unconstitutional pay to vote system.” This has now been overturned. What are the things that can be termed felonies to keep one from voting? The list includes releasing helium filled balloons, driving without a license, catching the wrong lobster and disturbing turtle eggs. Amendment 4 was originally put into effect to stop freed slaves from voting. But SB7066 makes sure that felons complete the terms of their sentences. The fines, fees and restitution can be hard to navigate. There must be proof before they can vote but all counties keep their own records and there is no organization statewide. Mike Bloomberg, John Legend, Michael Jordon and others are paying off millions of dollars in debt for felons in Florida so that they can vote if they can unravel some of the puzzles. Now Florida Republicans are saying that that is also illegal.

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Two thirds of the world’s wildlife has disappeared in the last 50 years.

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At our own peril, we have to step up or everything is lost. –John Batiste

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Michael Jordan will start up a Nascar team with Bubba Wallace.

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Laraine Newman signed up to be a poll worker. How do you get people to vote? Celebrity poll workers? Hey whatever works as long as the masses don’t gawk and hold up the lines.

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A refrigerator sized asteroid is headed to earth and may arrive about the time of the election.

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So the coronavirus relief funds were funneled by the pentagon to defense contractors.** What kind of a selfish fucking world do we live in? At least we know which people in this world give a flying fuck about the rest of us. Rally and fair participants, relief money scammers and mask protesters, we hear you loud and clear!!

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The Emmys went on thru the week of the 14th thru the 20th. Winners included RuPaul, Don’t fuck with Cats, Leah Remini, The Apollo, Eddie Murphy, Last Week 2nite, SNL, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, The Crown, Better Call Saul, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Archer, Hollywood, Maya Rudolph, Dan Harmon, Bad Education, Cherry Jones, Regina King, Julia Garner, Mark Ruffalo, Uzo Aduba, The Last Dance and Stranger Things. Schitt’s Creek (and practically the whole cast), Dave Chappelle and Succession took home the big ones. Norman Lear became the oldest Emmy winner ever. Letterman ‘hitchhiked’ to the Emmy’s to present an award. I was really rooting for Amy Sedaris!!

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Bill Murray and Rashida Jones will star in Sofia Coppala’s On the Rocks.** The Doobie Brothers want Bill Murray to stop using their music to sell his golf clothes.

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Danny Trejo and Jessica Tuck will star in ‘The Shift.’

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Illinois is pulling down statues including Chris Columbus. Woo Hoo!!

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13 mummies have been discovered in a well, stacked one on top of the other. The Egyptian discovery from about 2,500 years ago has been well preserved.

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Hysterectomies on immigrant women in detention camps?? Really??

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Scientific American mag is 175 years old has never endorsed a candidate but Joe Biden id their man.

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Word is that in Indonesia the anti- maskers are forced to dig the graves of the Covid 19 victims.

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The Breonna Taylor case continues with a settlement and too few charges.

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Scary Clown 45 announced he will call in to Fox and Friends every Monday or Tuesday but a host told him that they were not committed to that.** The Scary campaign put up ads with “Support Our Troops” but the problem is they are Russian troops and jet fighters.** Trump did a phone interview on Fox Sports and talked about golf.

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It is a shame that Hillary lost the election and many more of us would be alive if she were running the show. But, I can only imagine the shit they would have given her.

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Brad Pascale, Trump’s former campaign manager, went to the hospital after being taken into custody in Florida after threatening suicide.

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Just remember , 1619 Project: Good 1776 Commision: Oh my! Why do these rich old fucks want us to stay as stupid and uninformed as they are? Haven’t we been in the dark long enough? They are the fake news masters.

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Jim Carrey will play Biden on SNL. Chris Rock will be host the season 46 opener on Oct. 3. New players will be Lauren Holt, Punkie Johnson and Andrew Dismukes.

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Gulf War Syndrome is a chronic and multi symptomatic disorder that has affected military personnel from the Persian Gulf War. The DOD is resisting the strong evidence and needs more of a spotlight. The possible exposure to chemical weapons may even have been passed on to their partners through sexual contact. All of this came to light in the mid 90’s thru complaints that were told to Ross Perot. Let’s hope Tammy Duckworth looks into this further.

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Amy Coney Barrett has been nominated to the Supreme Court. Her previous statements tell us she believes the ACA is unconstitutional, abortion is always immoral and the country should undo marriage equality. She is a member of People of Praise.** If she was a Muslim and everything else was the same regarding her beliefs and associations, Republicans would call her a religious extremist and never let her step near the Supreme Court. –Wajahat Ali.** Notorious A.C.B. ?? Do they have one original idea other than new ways to cheat and steal??

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Finn Wittrock has a funny little Emmy Uber ride on Funny or Die.

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Breonna Taylor’s neighbor’s wall got more justice that Breonna herself. –Jordan Uhl

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Go Stevie Wonder!!!

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Dax Sheppard went off the wagon for a while.

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A Giant Gundom? Really?

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A fun prank would be if we stopped this from becoming a dictatorship on Nov. 3rd and whatnot. –George Wallace

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Sen. Kevin Kramer has been acting a little crooked on building the Wall.

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The Metropolitan Opera has cancelled the whole season.

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Happy Doomscrolling

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Can dogs be trained to detect the coronavirus?

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Rand Paul is an idiot. Birx and Atlas have ruined reps. Give ‘em Hell Fauci!! ** Everything Atlas says is false. –R. Redfield

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Eric Trump must testify in court about the Trump business’s a judge has decreed. The Trump biz has made about 19 billion in the last 3 years.** The world is gobbling up the news about the Trump tax returns with tales of debt, the $72.9 milliion refund and foreign influence. How does the IRS let a refund like that happen? How bad of a businessman do you have to be to lose that much $? National security threat. One of his fans will probably bail him out.

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Bet we’d all own houses if we stopped eating so much avocado toast and committed tax fraud. -Kashana

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Mary Trump has sued The President and his siblings for fraud.

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Ellen is selling off $10 mil in art.

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61% say we should abolish the electoral college.

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The Netflix series, Challenger :The Final Flight reminds us that like The Titanic, the arrogance of man can change so many lives.

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Wilderness of Errors is a great doc. It proves just how right the book and mini -series got it.

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The remains of the 1644 warship, Del Menhorst have been found off the Danish coast.

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Everybody is talking about Jeff Daniels in The Comey Rule. The actors were upset when Showtime was going to push back the release until after the election. The actors said they wouldn’t promote the film so the film has premiered.

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David Tennant gets better and better and now he is giving us DES on ITV. Quality AND quanity.

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Independent prosecutors are not going ahead with a case against NE Patriots Robert Craft for soliciting prostitutes.

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America has no memories. –Wallace Shawn

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Tyler Childers has released ‘Long Violent History”. Give it a listen.

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Does it seem like the administration gets a word of the week and they really push it? Caravan-Herd-sedition-looters- Antifa. It is like they all share a brain and do not have a thought of their own.

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Chris Petrovski `will star in ‘Listen’ about a young Israeli soldier.

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On a personal note, I love the way that Autumn makes my brain feel. The spring allergies are gone, the hot muddled summer thinking fades and everything opens up.

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Gubler is back and in the video for Future Islands ‘Moonlight’.

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Niecy Nash wed Jessica Betts.

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Check out the Curious life and death of… on the Smithsonian channel.

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Conan is looking hot with his grown out hair.

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I just love Mel Rodriguez and Weijia Jiang. Some people just don’t get enough credit.

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Vet’s crisis line: 1-800-273-8255

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Donald Trump is taking page out of Charles Manson’s playbook. Start a race war, then convince the public you alone can end it. He’s a lying racist piece of garbage. –Rob Reiner

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Serious Question: Would good Christian conservatives have mounted a Go fund me for Timothy McVeigh? –Michael Mckean

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Old Navy will pay employees to work the polls on Election day.

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Trump is the most effective anti -liberal in my lifetime. –Newt Gingrich

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Tommy Chong does not seem too happy with Joe Rogan.

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Anna Faris is leaving CBS’s Mom as it heads into its 8th season.

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Q Anon should take advantage of the ACA. –Joe Biden

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Word is that the White House told Federal agencies to ban race based sensitivity training. The thinking is that Un American propaganda training sessions have no place in Federal Government.

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I wish I lived in a country where John Kelly, James Mattis and John Bolton had at least half the balls of Sally Yates, Maria Yovanovitch, Fiona Hill, Reality Winner, Christine Blasey Ford or Stormy Daniels. – Andrea Junker** If only Mad Dog Mattis had the balls of Olivia Troye – Michael Mckean

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38 million Americans live in poverty.

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80 year old Sam Little with a possible 93 murders has now been called the most prolific serial killer in the U.S. and he has a photographic memory. Whoever takes this on, please let David Alan Grier play him in the movie.

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You must check out the album, the Angel Headed Hipster.

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Everybody is talking about Cottage Core.

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The Trump campaign can’t help themselves with things like playing ‘knockin’ on Heaven’s door’ and ‘Fortunate son’ at rally’s. It was like the time my Grandfathers young wife brought a purse to the funeral that boldly stated ‘Jackpot.’ True Story.

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Glenn Howerton and Seth Meyers should play brothers on something.** Also Meyers and Larry Wilmore wondered if the cancellation of Wilmore’s show was a reason for the racial unrest and terrible results of the last election. Hmmm.

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Can we remember this election enthusiasm for all future elections? We need to take things seriously EVERY time.** So many say that even with our divide, we all want the same things in the end. I do not think that is really true. It seems that in this divide, we have different ideas about what we want this country to be.

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Harry Styles has replaced Shia LaBeouf in Olivia Wilde’s Don’t Worry Darling.

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Cat Cora has filed for a restraining order against her ex- wife, Jennifer who it seems has been stalking her.

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Showtime’s The Comedy Store sounds interesting with stories like Jimmie Walker who claims that Freddie Prinze wanted to kill John Travolta.

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Maplecroft, Lizzie Borden’s last house sold for about $890,000.

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A woman ref in the NFL?? It’s about time!

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Doc Martin will end after its 10th season.

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Kelly Clarkson is being sued by her management firm.

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Pope Francis refused to meet with Mike Pompeo.

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R.I.P. Tom Seaver, Sophie Farrar, Kevin Dobson, Toots Hibbert, Stevie Lee, Bruce Williamson, Ben Cross, Diana Rigg, Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Rev. Robert Graetz, Ron Cobb, Gale Sayers, Dan Dettman, Kevin Burns, Mac Davis, wildfire casualties, Covid victims and Helen Reddy.

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