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Kanha result aa raha hai, acche marks nahi toh kam se kam swargvaas hi de do T_T
#12th mein hoon bhai#aur ye maharashtra board wale result ka date hi nahi final kar pa rahe#mujhe mere choice ka college bhi chahiye#hey bhagwan mera hone kya wala hai 🙂
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Naagin 3 August 12th 2018
Doesn’t Anu have anything to do in her life? Is she done with her studies? I get that she’s ameer baap ki beti and shizz, but what had she been up to before she started this Bela Hataao andolan? Maybe she should go back to doing that.
Mahir is so cute when he tries to explain the maternity dress to Bela. Issh.
So the first one is actually Bela’s imagination. But we all kinda sorta knew it didn’t we?
Bela is the clumsiest naagin I’ve ever seen on telly. Yaar yeh toh meri tarah har jagah girti padti rehti hai😂
Not that I’m complaining cuz BeHir scenes ftw 😂😂
Mahir seems to have crazy-ass reflexes. Wahaan Bela chillayi nahi yahaan yeh haazir to catch her. More reasons to believe he’s the mighty Naag or sumfink
Apnaane ki koi wajah nahi hai na, thik hai! Par thukraane ki toh koi wajah hogi? Kam se kam woh bata do? Ishh Mahir :(
Mahir paid all the loans Bela’s father cum the naag guruji had?? wow. Ugh why so nice Mahir.
Oh lookie they have a bed in the bathroom as well! Wah bhai kya baat!😂
Okay HOW COME ALL telly heroes know how to fix a twisted ankle using that reverse twist thingy? I NEED MY HUBBSS TO KNOW THIS OTHERWISE SHAADI CANCEL.
Main jaanta hoon ke tum Yuvi ko abhi tak apne dil se nahi nikaal payi...pehla pyaar itni asaani se nahi bhulaya jaata, right? It’s okay.
NO ITS NOT OKAY NOT FRIGGIN OKAY WHY IS MAHIR BEING SO UNDERSTANDING AND SO NICE ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING GODDAMNIT DONT BE SO NICE MY DIL IS CRYING ALRIGHT CANTTAKEITBYEE
Bela’s inner turmoil is so effing evident on her face. Gah.
How CAN HE continue to joke and try to make the situation light aisi halat mein bhi?? MAHIR TU HAI KYA UGHH STAAP.
FINALLY the poison starts affecting Mahir. I KNOW HE’S GONNA LIVE EVENTUALLY cuz secret identity BUT I STILL FEEL BAD OKAY
Ugh the scenes after Bela regains her sense and realizes Mahir’s life is in danger are done so brilliantly by Surbhi. I am not technically a Surbhi fan but I HAVE to give it to her for portraying the desperation and all the other emotions so so perfectly well! Nobody (not even the previous naagin) could have done such an amazing job!👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Wait. I’m thinking. Is the dead body Yuvi’s? Or is it Bela’s pretend-father? There’s a possibility right? If the guruji died somehow, then that lady trying to console Bela makes sense right? RIGHT?? Because Mahir dying and then coming back to life--wouldn’t that be way too miraculous for all to handle???
Oh well. It’s a supernatural show. Everyone can handle everything.
I never thought I’d wait so eagerly for weekends just to watch a television show. Dang.
#naagin 3#naagin season 3#naagin#colors tv#pearl v puri#surbhi jyoti#pearbhi#bela#mahir#behir#naag#supernatural shows#ekta kapoor#balaji#2018 telly shows#indian telly#tellywood#episode reaction#my bacchas#ooo ooo oooo oh#mera dushman hi mera sanam hogaya#srsly hataao anu ko#Mahir killing it with kindness#itna bhi accha mat ban baba#tere sang pyaar main nahi todna
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Its 12th ki bak*****
Heyy guyzz!! we all love our school and the very thought of leaving it freeks me. But this is not the case everytime… Kabbhi kaabhi mujhe lagta hai ye baarviii kab tkkk abee kbb tkkk chalegiii.. Mai aaj hi ki bc btata hoon….. Hmm logo ke sare preboard ho chuuke hai………….. Jaaase taase….. Abb aaj hmm logon koo last preboard kii copy dekhne jaana tha ussme joo b bakchodiyan peeli the use dekhne jaana thha….. Menne apne paper evaluate kiye aur mujhe lgg raa tha haan theek thaak marks aaa jaeinge overall 80% mai too kushi khusi skull ke liye raavana hoo gya aur apni class teacher koo ekk smile dd aur andar aake bath gaya mujhe lgg hii raha tha kii teacher ki smile me kuchh naa kuchh to hai bakchodi kii tbb hi mujhe ek ladka mila ,uska naam to mai nii bta raha chslo mann lete hai roundoo, to roundoo class ka toppr hai, aacha in tooprs ki ekk bakayti ye hoti hai kii inke chaahe jitne marks aa jae utne inkoo kmmm lgte hai, too mujhe rando ohh sorry roundo ka chahra thooda uttra uttra laga too fir mene usse poocha bhai kya hua usne kaha ,,,,bhai … yrr marks bhut bekar aae hai , mere mnn me chll raha tha iske to bekar b bencho 78 ke aas paas honge but naaiiiiii naiiii mai galat tha jb usne mujhe aapne marks btaee to meri too phatt ke 41 ho gyi….92 yee yeee abe yee bekar marks hoote hai….yee bekar hoote hai too mere bekar hii sahii….mere man to ussi samay roundoo ke ek raapath marnee kaa hua prr mene ussse kaha koi nii board mee aacha kar liyo…..prrr mee iss soch me tha aase log kyu hoote hai…..
Chalo us roundoo ki bc khtm hui aur chalo hui meri bc ,mujhe mera paper mila aur use dekhtee hii mujhe 440 V ka jhatka laga saare armaane kii …. lag gyi abb mujhe uss kaminii smile ka raaz ptaa chala, chaloo mein apne marks too nii btanee valo prr aap log khudd hii intelligent hai yrr samagh ligiyee , mood to vasee hii kharab hoo raa tha ki tbb hii class 11 ki ekk manushya nee mujje farewell ka invitation diya vaise too mera skul chhore kaa bhutt mann hai lekin yrr joo farewell kaa din hoota hai voo sbb 12th vaalon ke liye bhut chaass hota hai ,aur uss invitation card see hii samagh aa raa tha kii farewell ka kitna budget hai saale usse aacha card too mee appne bachpan me buudday invitation ke liye hii chpvaalrta tha bhalee hii buudday naa manoo mtlb kya tha vooo , appaar bakchodi uss invitation card ki characteristic to mee baad meee hiii dooonga bss isss post koo like kar dena pleaaaaggeeee aur reblog kar dena……….
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Ye baat 2 saal pehle ki hai, jab mere 12th class ke board exam khatm hue the to mein bilkul free tha. mere pados mein ek family rehti hai, unse hamaara achha rishta hai. unky 2 bete hai ek ki shaadi ho chuki thi aur ek beta hai, unkye patni ka naam kavita hai. jab mainne unhen pehli baar dekha tha to mein unhen dekhkar pagal ho gaya tha aur hamesha use chodne ke baare mein socha karta tha.
hamaare ghar paas paas the, to woh roz subah balcony par kapray sukhaane aati thi to mein bhi balcony par pohanch jaata aur baaten bhi karta rehta tha.
aur mein unkye balcony se unkye penti chura leta aur unkye penti ko chaatata aur muth marta.
ek din unky parivaar wali village jaane wali the aur sirf mera cousin aur bhabhi hi ghar par the to bhaiya ne mujhse kaha ki woh aaj unky ghar ruk jae aur bhaiya office chale gaye.
bhai ke jaane ke baad mein unky ghar gaya to bhabhi ne get khola unhonne pink color ki sari pehni thi. woh kya mast lag rahi thi? aur ham andar aa gaye. phir, woh mere liye naashta lene gai aur phir ham dono ne naashta kiya.
phir unhonne kaha ki mein kapray dhone ja rahi hoon tum baitho, to mein unky bete ke saath khelne laga, phir thodi der baad woh so gaya to mainne use bed par leta diya.
phir mainne socha bhabhi ke saath baat kar leta hoon, woh bathroom mein kapray dho rahi thi.
phir mein bathroom ke paas gaya to get khula tha aur jaise hi mainne dekha to woh taayalet kar rahi thi aur mujhe dekhkar achaanak se uthi jisase unkye sari gandi ho gayi aur kaha ki jao yahan se aur mein pichhe hat gaya aur phir woh gusse se bahar aai aur mujhe gusse se dekh rahi thi.
phir mainne bhabhi se kaha mujhe pata nahi tha. phir unhonne poochha tum yahan kyon aae the?
phir mainne kaha bhabhi munna so gaya tha isiliye mainne socha aapke saath baat kar lete hai. phir unhonne kaha theek hai, lekin phir aisa mat karna aur phir woh kapray dhone lagi aur mein unky kamre mein computer par baitha tha aur intaranet par porn sait kholkar video dekhne laga.
phir bhabhi chhat par kapray sukhaakar aai aur mujhe awaaz di unkye awaaz sunte hi mainne net band kar diya. phir unhonne kaha tumne mere saare kapray gande kar diye mein nahaane ja rahi hoon aur mein phir se video dekhne laga aur bhabhi ke baare mein sochne laga.
phir mein bathroom ke hol mein se bhabhi ko dekhne laga, wahhh kya gora badan tha? aur unhen dekhkar muth marne laga to achaanak se mera bailens bigad gaya aur mein get se takara gaya, shaayad unhonne get lok nahi kiya tha aur mein andar gir pada.
mujhe dekhkar woh zor se chillai aur kaha ki tum yahan kya kar rahe ho? aur jaldi se towel se khud ko dhak liya. mein to phati aankho se unhen dekhta hi rah gaya aur woh kehne lagi ye kya batmeezi hai? phir mainne unko pakad liya aur bhabhi se kehne laga mujhe maaf kar do.
phir mainne unko bataya ki mein unhen bohat pasand karta hoon aur mainne bhabhi se kaha ki bhabhi please mujhe maaf kar do, aap jo kahoge mein karoonga, lekin mujhe maaf kar do.
to unhonne kaha mein jo kahoongi karonge, to mainne kaha haan karoonga, phir unhonne dubaara poochha sach jo kahoongi karonge, to mainne kaha haan karoonga aur mere haan kehte hi unhonne apna towel phenk diya aur mujhe apni aur khincha aur kaha ki chodo mujhe, aisa kehte hi mein to hairaan rah gaya.
phir mainne kaha kya? to unhonne kaha mein janti hoon ki tum meri penti chura lete ho aur abhi bhi computer par sex video dekh rahe the.
mein bhi kaafi waqt se tumse chudwana chahti hoon aur unky ye kehte hi mein un par toot pada aur kis karne laga.
ham bathroom mein the isiliye mainne apne kapray utaar diye aur pent bhi utaar di thi. phir bhabhi ne kaha, wahhh rohan tumhara kya lund hai? itna bada to mere pati ka bhi nahi hai aur ham kis karne lage aur upar shower chal raha tha.
phir mein unky boobs choosne laga aur woh, aahhhahh kar rahi thi. kai baar mein unky boobs ko kaat leta aur woh chillaati rahi.
phir ham dono ne khud ko pochha aur phir mainne unhen god mein uthaaya aur bedroom mein lekar aaya, munna abhi bhi so raha tha to mainne use utha kar alag sofay par leta diya aur bhabhi ko sofay par letaakar unky pairon ke paas baith gaya.
mainne ek video mein body ko chatna dekha tha, to mainne socha ki wesa hi karta hoon aur unky pairo ki fingers ko chaatny laga. dosto ye kahani aap chodan dot kom par pad rahe hai.
phir unky dono pairo ko chaatny ke baad mainne uske poore pair ko unkye jaangh tak chaata aur unkye gori choot tak ja pohancha, unkye choot par ek bhi baal nahi tha.
phir mainne unkye choot chaatnye shuroo ki aur phir mainne unkye choot par zubaan lagaate hi, woh zor se uchhali aur siskaariyaan lene lagi. unkye choot ko chaatny mein mujhe jannat ka maza aaya aur phir mein kutto ki tarah choot chaatny laga.
kareeb 15 minute tak choot chaatny ke baad unkye choot mein se paani nikala aur mainne saara paani pi liya. kya mast paani tha? phir mainne unhen ulta karke unkye gaand par 6-7 thappad maare aur unkye gaand ko bhi chaatny laga.
phir mainne unko mera lund choosne ko kaha aur woh mera lund choosne lagi, wahhhh kya maza aa raha tha? aur phir 10 minute tak mera lund choosne ke baad mera lund pura rod ki tarah sakht ho gaya.
phir mainne unkye taange kholkar apna lund unkye choot se lagaate hi woh siski aur mainne ek jhatka maara aur mera aadha lund unkye choot mein chala gaya aur woh zor se chillai.
phir mein unhen kis karne laga aur boobs dabaane laga, phir mainne achaanak se ek aur tagada jhatka maara aur is baar mera pura lund unkye choot ke andar chala gaya tha, woh chillaana chahti thi, lekin unkye cheekh mere mu mein hi rah gai.
mainne phir se lund andar bahar karna shuroo kiya aur woh aaaaahahhhh oohhhhahh ki sexy awaaz karne lagi aur jisase meri speed aur tezz ho gayi.woh kehne lagi haan chodo mujhe, hahahaaha aur tezz aur tezz aur mein bohat tezz-tezz chod raha tha aur kareeb aadhe ghante ke baad mein discharge honay wala tha to unhonne kaha ki meri choot mein hi jhaad do aur mainne saara sperm andar jhaad diya aur unky upar let gaya aur ahista ahista kis karta raha.phir mainne achaanak dekha ki munna jaag gaya hai aur ham dono ko dekh raha tha.phir mein achaanak door hua to bhabhi ne kaha kya hua? are ye to abhi ek saal ka hi hai kyon dar rahe ho? phir mein dubaara bed par aaya aur unhen qis karne laga.phir mainne bhabhi se unkye gaand marne ko kaha to unhonne kaha ruke kyon ho? to mainne unhen doggy style mein karke unkye gaand par lund rakha, lekin unkye gaand bohat tight thi.to phir mein oyal lekar aaya aur bhabhi ki gaand ki maalish karne laga aur apne lund par bhi oyal lagaaya aur ek zor ke jhatke mein lund andar daala, lekin unkye gaand bohat tight thi.mera lund thoda hi gaand mein gaya tha, shaayad unhonne kabhi gaand nahi maravai thi.phir mainne ek aur zor ka jhatka maara aur pura lund andar daal diya aur woh bohat zor se chillai thi, phir mein ghapaaghap unkye gaand marta raha aur thodi der ke baad mein discharge ho gaya.phir us din humne kai baar sex kiya aur jab tak unky gharwali village se nahi aae ham roz pura din sex karty the
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