#12:00 BITCH TIME TO GET F U C K E D

[sad-boy-hank]

SWAP AU HCS? GIMME GIMME.

GWEE GWEE GWEE OKI DOKI NDCOWHJVNRWOJINVHRJ----

*enters mania* HERE WE GOOOOO

*edits this post mania lmao---*

** Gestalt and Torture know eachother and are married and are both women <3

** Auditor is omnisexual <3 and also he melty necjwncr

** Like he gets really melty an drippy and gooey (especially on his face) when hes flustered

** Hoffy is a grumpy old man. He an angy boi-

** Jeb "thats right fuckers i gots TWO weapons" Christoff got gored with an antler from a mounted deer head AND bifricated w a stop sign

** Phooby-booby is the only person who can keep jeb under control and even then just barely cebnhncvj

** the amount of security systems he's had to replace is unreal

** Sheriff jokes that Crackpot should "pull 'er by the jaw" and "teach 'er a thing or two". Crackpot is unsure if it really is a joke.

** Sometimes Deimos bullies San but when Sanfo has enough he just fuckin' slams Dei's face into the table necowhjvcnrhv

** 2BDamned's real name is Tobias and he hates the fact that everyone calls him by his gamertag nconwvhiunj

** Church and Jorge are the only ones on their block bc they blast rick astley at random hours of the day and the neighbors just. didn't wanna deal w it ncjwhnojevn

** TRANS 2B SUPREMACY

** hof and aud make out sometimes <3 love wins

** hof and jeb are estranged </3 love loses

** Sanford is selectively mute he knows sign language but doesn't use it out of spite

** Crackpot has his legal name changed from Eli to Crackpot

** Hank decided to blow himself up when Sher got him a second time lmao, suicidal bitches my beloved /j

** Gestalt will literally kill you if you look at her wierd

[ryncorrect]

alphabet soup tag!

Tagged by one of my favorite people to follow @bang-bang-banged hshznbsjsnsh yall find your reactions and imagines thereeeee

Anyway lets go

Rules : answer these in a new post and tag 10 people you would like to know better

but knowing me, I have like only 5 people tops sooooo

A- Age: turning 23 in around two weeks lol

B- Birthplace: somewhere in Indonesia

C- Current time: when I'm typing this if was exactly 10:00 GMT +7

D- Drink you had last: can't remember, probably water

E- Easiest person to talk to: I don't really talk to anyone except about some random stuffs, you can find her between the people I'm about to tag below lol

F- Favorite song: *suddenly forgets every songs ever released* uh probably EXO's 24/7 or Damage but Damage has always been my fav tho

G- Grossest memory: i fell into the gutter when i was like 6? Other than that I'd rather not to talk about it lol

H-Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw

I- in love: with Kang Younghyun yes

J- Jealous of people?: I'm like so full of rage and hatred inside tbh I get jealous of almost everyone lol but I also get over it in let's say 3 mins

K- Killed people: not yet, fortunately

L-Love at first sight, or should i walk again?: lol

M- Middle name: don't have one

N- number of siblings: i have one older brother and im gonna open adoption, if yall want one i can send him to you

O- one wish: for everyone to be happy

P-Person you last called: can't remember when was the last time i called anyone. I hate phone calls

Q- question you are always asked: are you okay? why do you look so tired? bitch that's just my face please leave

R- reason to smile: for every second passes i'm going closer to my next meal i can't wait

S- song you last sang: Stray Kids' District 9. Or was it Hwasa's TWIT? I don't remember lol

T- time you woke up: usually 8-9 AM and 6 AM on weekend lol

U- underwear color: not telling you

V- vacation destination: I really want to go to LA or Kyoto

W-Worst habit: it'd been biting nails since I was 12 and im still doing that shit even now istg i have to stop

X- X-rays: uhhhhhhh i believe i have a really sexy braincell.....?

Y- your favorite food: Japanese cuisine, or just anything in the breakfast menu lol

Z- Zodiac sign: pisces

tagging uhhhh @monologuest @suncheoreom @sanggyuns-andromeda @losercaprisun and idk who else i can tag lol i still don't know too many people here sjnsjsnsns

[luv-shot-blog]

Tagged by angel @gravity-soo ! ur a gem!!!

a // age: 22 ! 

b // birthplace: greensboro, nc, usa

c // current time: 12:07 am

d // drink you last had: wine lol

e // easiest person to talk to: my best friend karlie 

f // favorite songs: no easy way to answer this so i’ll say current songs on repeat? so good - red velvet, switch - 6lack, for the record - sophiya, what if - exo, better in my head - the ivy, pollen and salt - daphne loves derby 

g // grossest memory: throwing up in my mouth and keeping it there bc i was in someone else’s car while hungover and i didn’t want to make a mess god

h // horror yes or horror no: horror YES

i // in love? nah

j // jealous of people: sometimes, just the way it is sometimes

k // kids of your own some day? i think so? i go back and forth but i feel like i’ll want em eventually

I // love at first sight or should I walk by again? i’m the kind that wants to fall in love w/ my best friend so 

m // middle name: thao (vietnamese for loving/respecting your parents lmao)

n // number of siblings: one older sister

o // one wish: to live without regrets!

p // person you called last: karlie 

q // questions you’re always asked: what i’m doing now i’ve graduated college

r // random fact about you: i’m 1/2 chinese, 1/4 viet and 1/4 white but since my chinese dad grew up in calcutta i grew up with a lot of indian upbringing!

s // song you last sang: slow dancing in a burning room - john mayer

t // time you woke up: 9:00 am

u // underwear color: white

v // vacation destination: buenos aires! 

w // worst habit: i bitch a lot lol

x // x-rays: i get a lot cause i have a ton of cavities 

y // your favorite food: bon bo hue! it’s a vietnamese spicy beef/pork noodle soup

z // zodiac sign: cancer

Tagging: no one bc this blog is new and i have no one yet HAHA but we’ll get there

so for now anyone can do it! 

[crypto-crystalline]

A-Z TAG MEME

rules: answer them in a new post and tag 10 blogs you want to get to know better.

Tagged by @blasphysics

A-Age: 18 physically, like 12 mentally :/

B-Birthplace: Floresta (u don’t even know where that is hahahah)

C-Current time:  00:21

D-Drink you last had: Some grapefruit soda

E-Easiest person to talk to: I don’t get this one tbh

F-Favorite song: Honestly I can’t decide, but I’m sure it is either one a Shakira or a P!ATD one

G-Grossest memory: nsfw, not really sane to share

H-Horror yes or horror no: yehaww gimme those goosebumps

I-😍?: yEAH

J-Jealous of people?: pretty much, yeah. Not proud of that tho

K-error 404 question not found: me 24/7

L-😍 at first sight or should i walk by again?: I mean, I fall in love easily but you should walk by again because I’m dumb with indirects 

M-Middle name: Matías

N-Number of siblings: 1

O-One wish: Literally contribute with something related to physics tho that’s quite impossible at this point :( (it’s not what i’m pursuing in life)

P-Person you called last: my stepdad. the fucked left my out without the keys

Q-Question you are always asked: "¿sos pelotudo??”

R-Reason to 😁: threat my nice, bitch, that’s all i ask

S-Song you last sang: Viva la Vida, from Coldplay

T-Time you woke up: 06:51

U-Underwear color: Multicolor. It’s “Las Vegas” themed

V-Vacation destination: idk, take to wherever is away from this fourthyseventh hell

W-Worst habit: I’m really stupid. Mentally and physically. That’s the most basic one, not the only. Oh wait thasts not an habit....

X-X-rays: I would love to see in the frequency, like, reallyyyy

Y-Your favorite food: Empanadas, bitch

Z-Zodiac sign: Capricorn

 @restartedfornow @gaartes @galaxyfun @thecrystalfems @floofhips ???

[timeladyclaras]

the alphabet tag

I was tagged by @doctortomyriver (thank you!!) Rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better

A: Age | 22 B: Birthplace | Venezuela C: Current time | 12:24 AM (i queued this to go up in the afternoon) D: Drink you had last | Water E: Easiest person to talk to | Mom F: Favourite song | “Here Comes The Sun” by The Beatles. It inmediately lightens my mood with the first few chords. G: Grossest memory | I pooped my pants a little once in elementary school because my teacher didn’t let me go to the bathroom. It was disgusting. Good thing the day was almost over by that point. H: Hogwarts house | Ravenclaw, bitch I: In love? | nope  J: Jealous of people | sometimes K: Killed someone | do bugs count? L: Love at first sight or should I walk by again? | walk by again M: Middle name  | Karolina (first name is Maria) N: Number of siblings | 1 half-brother O: One wish | for my country to get better soon P: Person you called last | A co-worker Q: Question you are always asked | “Are you planning to leave the country?” R: Reason to smile | my cat and my dog S: Song you sang last | "Warm Blood” by Carly Rae Jepsen T: Time you woke up | 9:00 AM U: Underwear colour | Orange V: Vacation destination | Italy W: Worst habit | I can be pretty lazy X: X-rays | They’re literally my job?? I’m an x-ray technician Y: Your favourite food | Pasta Z: Zodiac sign | Leo

I tag: @near-beyond-the-moon, @katiesmcgrathe, @andreagoeshere, @doctorclara, @ameliaponders, @ammarantas, @dianapricne, @loving-taehyung, @valedeccem

[ohsotiny]

Alphabet Questions

Tagged by the amazing @meliss-cake and I know it took me FOREVER to get this done. So sorry!!

A- age: 22

B- birthplace: Atlanta, Georgia, USA

C- current time: 22:00

D- Drink you last drank: Water

E- easiest person to talk to:

Would definitely be my mom. 

F- favorite song: Currently obsessed with Old Money by Lana Del Rey

G- grossest memory: Um, not sure. TBH i cant think of any right now  

H- horror yes or no?

Yes yes and more yes!

I- in love?

very much

J- jealous of people? I try very hard not to compare myself to other people

K- killed someone? As of today, never and hope to keep it that way

L- love at first sight or should I walk past again? Sorry, let me walk by again

M- middle name: 

I dont have one :)

N- number of siblings: 

Three

O- one wish? Travel the world

P- person you last called? My mom ♥

Q- question you’re always asked: “You’re how old?” and then they say some shit to piss me off like “but you look 12″ yea bitch and you inconsiderate af but ain’t nothing either of us can do about that so...

R- reason to smile:

kittens, nature, the beach, BOOKS! my tumblr people♥  

S- song you last sang:

50 Ways To say Goodbye by Train

T- time you woke up: 8:40 am

U- underwear color: Black and white

V- vacation: Can i take like a 6 month vacation, please?

W- worst habit: Trying to be in control of everything. 

X- x-rays: When i was four, i was climbing on a pile of rocks, fell and broke my arm. Then when i was like 8, my sister pushed me and i hit my head on the corner of a bookshelf and busted my head wide open. Had to get xrays both times

Y- your favourite food: Pizza, cookies, chicken parm, chocolate ice cream

Z- zodiac sign: Scorpio

Tagging: @raendown @awintersrose @thetoxicstrawberry @syndellwins

@mydarlingl0ve

[delusion-of-negation]

So I answered this, then my phone decided to refresh the page and delete all my answers.... Ugh. Anyway, @magicwishessystem tagged anyone who saw theirs! 

A- age: I was born 23 years and 4 months (and 15 hours and ten minutes) ago, but I was born early... my boyfriend uses this as proof that he's older than me, despite him being born a couple of weeks later. I mean, he's kinda right if you think about it... he did start existing first. I usually get told that I look around 15 though, unless you ask the old lady behind the till in the local warehouse shop thing, in which case I look 12, and nobody has ever guessed my age older than 18, except for like the two times in my life that I didn't get asked for ID.  B- birthplace: My Mother, Big Spooky Hospital, Black Country, England, P05T C0D3 C- current time: 15:15 29/5/2017 D- drink you last drank: Double Strength, No Added Sugar, Orange Squash, I'm craving an energy drink though E- easiest person to talk to: I have a friend in NZ and we can make the entire planet into a sandwich; but I tend to talk to different people about different things, like I have a "bitching about people" friend, a "political discourse" friend, a "weird sex things" friend, a "board games and computer games" friend, etc F- favorite song: I'm really bad at picking favourites, and I like a really varied selection of music, but The U and I in Suicide by That Handsome Devil is probably one of the ones I relate to and enjoy most G- grossest memory: I have several of it. Because I overdose a lot. And then I throw up a lot. And then the vomit is fluorescent yellow and burns my throat. And then they stab me with tiny pieces of metal and pump stuff in me. Then my arms swell up and I throw up more. Once they accidentally turned the pump off and left me there and I nearly died.  H- horror yes or no? I adore it. Cosmic horror, gore, zombies, psychological horror, pastel gore art, dark comedy horror, post-apocalyptic... Jump scares annoy me because I jump easy but I'm very hard to scare, so it just comes across as a cheap tactic to make a non-scary film look scary.  I- in love? I am contractually obliged to answer an enthusiastic yes, but between you and me, I definitely am, I'm just still not sure that's a good thing, like, it just makes me feel vulnerable.  J- jealous of people? I get jealous of people with more money than me sometimes, then someone says "Money doesn't mean anything, we have the real wealth, kindness, friendship, love" and then jealousy gets replaced with murderous rage.  K- killed someone? Does someone include myself? If so, very nearly, many many times. If not, nearly, several times - out of clumsiness... normally.  L- love at first sight or should i walk past again? When it comes to humans, love to me is that bond that grows over time, it's that bit of you that goes "I really want to ask this person to buy me a slushy, but they're low on money so I shouldn't" and then feels bad after you do it anyway. Sure, you can have the seeds for love planted by first sight, but they still need a lot more water and time to grow... but you can feel compassion, admiration, obsession and stuff from first sight. You can also fall in love with animals or teddies at first sight, because they are cute and can't buy slushies.  M- middle name: Well, I told my friend the other day that it was Sex Jokes, Fart Jokes And Puns, and I definitely would not lie to a friend.  N- number of siblings: 1 proper sibling, 3 step siblings (that I know of, there could be more of them or half siblings), and 2 "they moved in with us when we were kids and lived there for a long time so we refer to and think of ourselves as siblings"  O- one wish? I wish the world was less like a badly written romance drama and more like a fantasy or sci-fi with magic and superpowers and stuff P- person you last called? Mother dearest Q- question you’re always asked: Okay so "Which one is your brother, which is your boyfriend, and who are the others?" by one specific neighbour. This is intentional. I have designed this situation. Because I never tell her who the guys I bring home are, and she's too polite to ask in front of them, and when she asks me I answer with things like "The tall one is my brother, the beardy one is my friend, the one in the jacket is my boyfriend." But guess which three descriptors fit all of them? Jacket wearing, facial hair sporting, of reasonable height. Does she ever call me out on it? Nope. Does she ever ask them who they are? Nope. She just talks to everyone like they're Schrodinger's boyfriend-brother-friend. I'm a bad person and I accept that fact.  R- reason to smile: The acquisition of money.  S- song you last sang: I'm singing Dumb Dumb by Red Velvet right now, as I type, "dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb..." T- time you woke up: Just after 9:00, because for a couple of minutes after the alarm began blaring KYS by ChrisRayGun I had an odd dream inspired by the song, involving people dancing around in penis and vagina costumes.  U- underwear color: Grey and green base colours, with grey, green, purple and yellow patterns. My Minions boxers and Welsh boxers are both in the wash so I'm stuck with ones that don't really express who I am inside.  V- vacation: I hate leaving the house, so locking the front door and staying in bed for a few days is the ideal vacation to me.  W- worst habit: I talk about suicide or being suicidal or murder or whatever, lightheartedly, at really inappropriate times... in fact, almost constantly. Like, a fly landed near me, and I looked at it and said "I hate you almost as much as I hate being alive", and when I'm in the car with someone I'll be like "Ten points for the old lady. Oh, that looks like a really nice river to drown in. Do you think you could hit that tree at an angle that only kills me? If not, I don't mind making it up to you in heaven."  X- x-rays: Yeah, as a kid I had loads of x-rays, ultrasounds, scans and tests. I told myself it was because they were trying to figure out how I'm so damn awesome, but it was actually because I'm fucked physically and mentally, and they were like "You're fucked, but we gotta know how fucked?" and the machine was like "Pretty fucked, fam"  Y- your favorite food: The smoked salmon sushi rolls that they sell in supermarkets make mouth-kun wet Z- zodiac sign: Aquarius 

I'm tagging anyone who wants to do this, with the challenge of making yourself sound more cringey than I am.

[antisocial-otaku]

ABC Get To Know Me

Tagged by: @seiya-starsniper

a - age: 25. UGH I hate it…so old :( b - biggest fear: Death, failure, not accomplishing what I want in life, utter solitude. c - current time:  2:00 am d - drink you last had: Coke  e - every day starts with: My number 1 alarm, I have like 3-4, and me not wanting to wake up D: f - favorite song: I can’t pick just one, but right now I am very obsessed with this one wish I could play it someday with more people. g - ghosts, are they real: Honestly I cannot know, but I wish they were, it would be interesting. But please good ones. h - hometown: Valladolid in Spain. I don’t like it very much, but it’s where I was born. i - in love with:  Wooow this is difficult. Sherlock (NOT S4), Harry Potter, LOTR, Star Wars, music, illustration, winter, Johnlock, my violin, my graphic tablet, 90s, Asturias, sea. I’ve left many things unsaid for sure. j - jealous of: People who learnt everything I want to learn right now (languages, music) when they were younger. People without mental illness, it must be easier to go through days like that. k - killed someone: Nope, only in sims :D l - last time you cried: I think on Thursday, I am trying not to cry much these days, but sometimes happens. n - number of siblings: One old brother (he’s 11 years older than me) and I love him so so much! o - one wish: Have more time to learn all the things I want. One lifetime is not enough.   p - person you last called/texted:  @jawnlock-is-real (love our conversations <3) q - questions you’re always asked: How old are you? (No one thinks I am 25, once a woman thought I was 14 okay….end me!!) Why are you not smiling? (specially in photos ughhh), are you okay? You’re too quiet (=___= bitch leave me be quiet alone pls!) r - reasons to smile: A finished drawing, a good musical piece, the sound of the sea, talking to my friends and my brother. @jawnlock-is-real memes XD s - song last sang: Caresse sur l’ocean (I am obsessed with that song right now, okay?) t - time you woke up: Like 12 am…but I sleep very late, I am not that lazy….ok, a bit. u - underwear color: Black v - vacation destination: Asturias, every year, I never get tired of it, it’s so beautiful. I’d love to go to Scotland, Japan, and Canada. x - x-rays you’ve had: Pfff a ton. My teeth, my hand (broken finger), my back (I had a huge surgery =_=). y - your favorite food: I’ve never had a favourite food, anything with a huge amount of cheese is fine. I love anything with potatoes too. I like pasta and pizza a lot. z - zodiac sign: Cancer.

I tag: @jawnlock-is-real @hotgothamite @cinnamonroll-rim @lookingforawaybacktonarnia @muser92 @sherchemistlock @swimmingfeelsinajohnlockianpool

[mermims]

So, I was tagged for this thing a couple weeks ago by @blue-ravens —thanks for the tag! (Sorry it took me so long to get to this, school's a bitch, but it's SPRING BREAK now baby!)

R U L E S; Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, and when you are done tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… and most importantly, have fun!

a - age: 26 next month b - biggest fear: Never achieving anything that would make my life heretofore worth it. c - current time: 15:01 (stupid daylight savings) d - drink you last had: Tea ☕️ 
e - every day starts with: Breakfast!!! f - favourite song: Glory, Bastille. g - ghosts, are they real: Depends on how much of reality is "real" and how much is perception. And how much of perception is reality. h - hometown: Eh, we moved around. I don't know which one I'd consider my hometown. I've never felt much at home. 
i - in love with: Finch's suits in POI. 
j - jealous of: Anyone who seems even slightly competent at something. 
k - killed someone: no one human. 
l - last time you cried: Yesterday. 
m - middle name: I'd rather not say. 
n - number of siblings: 12. 
o - one wish: Independence. p - person you last called/texted: Uhhhh, just some fellow students I'm in a class group with. 
q - questions you’re always asked: Every time I introduce myself people ask me to repeat my name because apparently I can't pronounce it properly. r - reasons to smile: My wonderful siblings. 
s - song last sang: I tend to sing along with whatever I have playing. 
t - time you woke up: 09:00 (stupid daylight savings) u - underwear colour: Pink. 
w - worst habit(s): Avoiding. 
x - x-rays you’ve had: Just dental. 
y - your favourite food: Idk. If its vegetarian I'll eat it. 
z - zodiac sign: Taurus.

I won't tag anyone, but if you want to do it consider this carte blanche. Go wild!

[deledier-draxler]

I was tagged by @ericdierlovesme thanks love!

A- Age - 20 turning 21 this year
B- Biggest fear - failure 
C- Current time - 12:24
D- drink you last had- coffee
E- every day starts with - a shower
F- favourite song - atm shape of you - Ed Sheeran 
G- ghosts, are they real - Yes I believe in ghosts
H- hometown - Lanaken (little town in Belgium) I- in love with - Eric Dier duh
J- jealous of - people who are fearless
K- killed someone - with my eyes probably half of my town (bitches and assholes everyfckingwere)
L- last time you cried - yesterday bc somebody died in a soap I watch 😂
M- middle name - don’t have any 
N- number of siblings - one little brother
O- one wish - getting a job at Tottenham Hotspur 
P- last person texted/ called - a guy friend/ my boss
Q- question you’ve always asked - Why things happen
R- reason to smile - my friends ❤
S- song last sang - a weird old dutch song that nobody is gonna know (voor de Nederlandstaligen onder jullie: t is altijd lente in de ogen van de tandarts assistente) 
T- time you woke up - 12:00 (went to bed around 3:30 so forgive me)
U- underwear color - black
V- vacation destination - Tenerife in September, went in January as well
W- worst habit - postponing 
X- X rays you’ve had - My knees a couple times, never found anything weird but they hurted so bad
Z- zodiac sign - cancer

I tag: @king-gotze @penalteaze @harry-winks @hwinksy and @marinacourage (sorry if you have been tagged before)