#11 yr old abby walks into a catholic church to talk to a priest
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Photo
abbyâs internal monologue is just âi wanna goooooo home.â unfortunately, she is home. it is her couch. she can never be free
[ALT ID: A digital drawing of three people sitting on a mustard yellow couch. One has long pale hair tied into a single braid and wears a heather grey shirt that reads âSimon & Garfunkle,â a pair of ripped jeans cuffeed below the knee, and coral sandals with velcro straps. They are looking fondly at the person sitting in their lap, who wears an asymmetrical burgundy suity with black accents patterned with silvery pinstripes. They also wear a heavy golden necklace, cuff, and earrings, and bright green doc martens. They have one arm looped around the blondâs shoulders and are gesturing dismissively with the other. The blonde has a speech bubble reading, âWe have loved each other for millennia, since long before the stars had human names.â The person in burgundyâs speech bubble interrupts the first, saying âWe are professional rivals.â The two of them take up most the couch. The third person sits slumped on the far arm of the couch with her head in her hands and a phone dangling from her left hand. She wears short denim shrots and an orange t-shirt, and an arrow points to her from below with text reading âThe actual protagonist (grudgingly).â]
#you ever stay up too late spending WAY too long on a joke that's only funny to you#anyway#my art#story: apostasy#ch: na'ir#ch: oriphiel#ch: abby#11 yr old abby walks into a catholic church to talk to a priest#and asks 'what do you do when the angel of death volunteers to be your guardian angel'#24 yr old abby lays her face down on the bar and asks 'how do you get the angel of death and their demon boo to pitch in on rent'#na'ir helpfully pops in to point out they're not really angels/demons that's a weird simplification on the part of humans and thâ#and gets a PBR dumped over their head
14 notes
¡
View notes