#10000 blessings upon ye

[baja-blasph3my]

The Unsung Ninja

Guys! I finally finished it after 10000 years! Here's the product of the beautiful Ninjago Twins AU by @stanrandomthings!

Summery: The ninja are sent on a mission to retrieve ancient artifacts. It goes well and they return to the Bounty. Unfortunately, a mishap caused one of the artifacts, a scroll in cased in glass, to shatter. That wasn't the worst of it, the old paper inside holds a bombshell and Misako has a lot to explain.

Warnings: slight language

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"ooh man, that was awesome!" Jay cheered as he carried one of the artifacts, a scroll incased in beautifully crafted glass, onto the Bounty. The mission had gone as planned. The night sky was shrouded in clouds, casting a dark shadow over the temple. With this, the roaring of the waterfall, and the humming of the forest, the enemies never heard or saw them coming. Just what ninja need to work their magic.

"Did you see me?!" He continued to bounce around in pride.

"I didn't quite see what you did but it must have been spectacular" Zane assured the blue ninja while placing another artifact on the deck.

"Yeah! I went like this! Then like this! I ran right past this guy and he didn't even see me! Just like a real proper ninj-" Right when he began to finish the exaggerated sentence, he threw his hands up and jumped back. Unfortunately, Nya had been right behind. Anyone could guess what happened next. With a scream, thud, crash, and a few ows, the two fell into a tangled mess on the floor. The scroll went flying out of Jay's hand and crashed on the deck. It’s crystal capsule shattering and the fragile paper roll unfurled.

Recovering from the fall, Jay realized what just happened. In his blind excitement he ran over Nya and destroyed the artifact.

“Sorry Nya…” he shamefully wheezed out. Great job Jay. Act like a kid, trample the love of your life and destroy a priceless piece of history.

As the Master of Lightning scolded himself, the female ninja forgave and walked over to inspect the damage. This was gonna be hell and a half to clean up all this glass. The scrap of yellowed paper layed shriveled upside-down. Out of curiosity, she gently lifted and turned it over. Looking at the exposed side, there was something wrong about it.

"uh guys? You might wanna see this..." Nya waved the others over as she was pouring over the unraveled scroll on the floor. Judging by the confusion and worry on her face, it was serious.

"What is it?" The team said in almost unison as they gathered around the scroll, looking at it's sprawled out interior. It was tattered and faded from age. The yellowed paper was also ingrained with millions of crinkles. Most of the writing in a language ancient and unknown, only a few symbols were recognizable. From just this, someone would have had brushed it off and deemed it just senseless chicken scratch. But the drawings depicted on the bottom were more than that. There, two figures were pictured in failing colors. The one on the right in faded green. The other in dull gold. Their forms were unmistakably ninja, seeming to be channeling energy at one another. Where it met, the colors intertwined to form a dragon. Within the dragons jaw, there was a bleeding black figure.

"Woah..." most of them whispered in awe. The others may have been fascinated, but the ancient scroll deeply unsettled Lloyd. He knew that green figure was supposed to be him, the Green Ninja. The problem lied with the other figure. Who was this? Who is this supposed to be? From the depiction, it seemed these people were connected somehow. Who was Lloyd supposed to be tied to? Was it him and his golden power? Could it be the First Spinjitzu Master? All this was making his head spin. The mangled figure was equally disturbing, that was his father. Just looking at it would make these assumptions worse and worse. The real meaning was hidden in the text.

"Zane, do you think you can translate it?" Lloyd asked the nindroid. It may be a dead language but he was a walking computer. There's countless other artifacts like this, from them Ninjago found it's history. There had to have been a translation.

“I can try, but there’s no guarantee it’ll be accurate or translatable.” The nindroid stated, casting a blue glow upon the paper as he scanned it. After completing, it took a few moments to receive an answer.

“Translation successful, reading it out now….”

"Born of son and woman, two descendants are to be birthed. A son of green, a daughter of gold. Blessed are they by the first, for they are to inherit his power and destined to protect his creation from their dark father."

"Holy sh!t", Most of them breathed.

"It is best that you watch your language." Wu stated from behind them. Twisting around, they saw the old master making his way over the deck.

"Good, maybe he could tell us one of the million things he never did," Kai growled, snatching up the scroll and storming to meet his master halfway.

“Wu!” He shoved the scroll in his face, “Why did you never tell us about a Gold Ninja!?”

"What? I.....I honestly did not know of this," the old master breathed in bafflement, taking and closely examining the scroll to make sure it wasn't mistranslated or forged. "Perhaps it is a false prophecy."

"No. I'm afraid it's true." Misako solemnly stood on the deck. All of them turned to face her sudden presence. "Forgive me what I'm about to tell you. I'm a fool for hiding it too long. Bring the scroll and come inside. It's about time I get this off my chest." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Again, I'm sorry for not saying this earlier. I thought I would never have to."

"Lloyd," Misako said softly, settling her hands on the ones of her son. "You weren't an only child. You were a twin..."

"When they were born. I knew that both of them, Lloyd and his sister, would be destined to fight their father. The boy would become the Green Ninja, Master of Power. The girl would be the Gold Ninja, Master of the Golden Power. I had read it in several scrolls and other ancient writings. I refused the idea of my children being forced to live with all of Ninjago on their shoulders. So I spoke to their grandfather, The First Spinjitzu Master."

"I begged him if I could change the scrolls and never let them become ninja. It took some convincing, but he finally agreed. I could rewrite the legends to only speak of the Green Ninja, the Gold Ninja was erased from existence." Misako glanced at the scroll in front of her with sad and defeated eyes. "Or so I thought."

"I left Lloyd at Darkly's and continued to prevent him from becoming the Green Ninja. While I took his twin far away. Far away from her father, Wu, you guys, and her destiny."

All hell broke loose now. The ninja were uproarious with frustration. Why had she kept this from them for so long. This wasn’t some little secret like taking the last donut. This was world changing truth. A Gold Ninja? The Master of the Golden Power? Lloyd had already became the Gold Ninja but now they were told he was never supposed to and someone else was to naturally hold it? Lloyd had a twin sister literally no one else knew about? A sister? First she totally abandons her son and now she tells him that he had a sister all along? How could she? All these years and now a single peep? They sure could of really used a Gold Ninja all those times they almost got killed.

"ENOUGH!" Wu shouted at the top of his lungs, slamming his staff on the table. All at once the ninja quieted, stopping mid sentence and quickly closed their mouths. Sitting back down in fear of what their Sensei could do next.

"I have had it with your hateful hollerings! If anyone should be screaming, it should be me! Look what you have done to her!" He scolded his students, gesturing over to Misako. At this point, the poor elder woman was barely holding on to herself. The harsh words of the ninja left her a wreck. Covering her head on the table, the muffled weeping shook her old frame.

They begrudgingly apologized, still heated and unfazed at what damage they caused. Then taking a deep breath, he turned to Misako and calmly asked, "Why haven't you said anything all these years?"

“One of my children was already destined to have a dangerous path that could lead him to death! I wasn’t going to curse my other child to the same fate!” She screamed, choking on sobs.

At this moment, Lloyd felt like a mountain had fallen on him. Did his mother just say she threw this all on him to protect his sister so she would have to go through anything? He's being put in the grinder for her? Talk about Mother of the Year. Cursing one kid to save the other. If she know this was going to happen, why did she even have them? Hell, why did she even get with his father in the first place. If Garmadon hadn't faked Wu's letter for his own, none of this would have happened. Sure he wouldn’t exist but after all this he kind of wanted that. To just disappear, so he wouldn't have to deal with this bombshell.

“Go outside and don’t come back in until you realize what you've done.”

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"You know what? Sensei's right. We shouldn't take this all out on her. She just wanted to protect her kids." Cole decided, kicking a glass shard off the deck.

“yeah,” Jay agreed, “I feel really bad for yelling at her now.”

“yes, we took the situation to an extreme. It was a bombshell for sure but to hurt Misako like that was unnecessary.”

“Agreed, we don’t have the right. If anyone should be angry, it should be Lloyd.”

“I just,” Lloyd started then sighed heavily, “I’m just so tired of not being told things, lied to, and thrown under the bus. My mom just said she left me to be the Green Ninja alone. Just so my sister didn’t have to suffer too.”

“But think about it Lloyd," Kai put his hand on the young man's shoulder, "if you didn't become the Green Ninja, Ninjago would be dead meat. Without you, the Overlord could of took over, or Garmadon, or a million other bad things would of happened.”

Kai was right. Without him as the Green Ninja, everything would have been long gone. Maybe Misako didn’t through this all on him just because she never loved him. She did it to protect Ninjago, because if no one protected it, there would be no safe place for his sister or him.

“well, what are we waiting for? Let’s go find her.”

Lmao I didn't really proof read this so sorry if there's mistakes

[astrofireworks]

cha eunwoo | astro

An introduction to Astro, lights of our lives, for new Arohas!

(done with @rockoaroundthechristmastree, @rockytheastroid​, @astrofireworks​, @jinwoosmile, @ongbins��and @jakganim)

masterlist 

Born 30 March 1997

Gunpo child

How to recognise Eunwoo: look for a literal angel there you go there he is

Literally looks the same in all his eras bc he looks good with dark hair and fantagio Knows it

^ At time of writing anyway; he just came out with light brown hair for dream pt. 02′s jacket and everyone is fucKIN SHOOKT

Fuckin unreal smdh

Baby: light blue car

Visual 3/6

@jakganim (in a fic LOL but it was FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY PUNY LIL HEART) said once that Eunwoo’s as beautiful outside as he is on the inside and honestly i’ve never heard a sentence that describes eunwoo so perfectly 

in short, a heart as radiant and beautiful as he appears????

Researches everything bc he’s a diligent and worried bub

Whatever shows he goes on???? He researches them 

researched every single person going on law of the jungle and also researched what the climate was going to be like and how to build different things 

researched the MCs he was going on with when he went on Happy Together 3 and got exposed they read his unfiltered notes out loud in detail he got so shy ajsdfhlaskjd

researched everyone in crime scene 3 because he didn’t want to make a fool of himself 

got so nervous about variety show training programme bc they didn’t let him know who was going to be on the show with him so he couldn’t research them

puts so much effort into things what the fuck ! 

Real Name: Lee Dong Min 

Nickname: Buttmin (Lee Dongmin: 이동민) where second letter 동 sounds similar to the second letter in butt (엉덩이) because he thought he had a big butt asjdhlfakjsd

he can spell his name with his butt thanks variety show training

Actor 

Was MJ in The Best Hit/Hit the Top (and the members made jokes about it)

had a thing with the members where they’d call him Fake MJ 

Starred in their webdrama To Be Continued as the “lead” but not really (cries forever)

Was part of a miniseries called “Replies that Make us Flutter” where they took send-in answers for topics and incorporated them into short drama episodes. 

Bin starred in one with him as well. He tried to be a bad boy that hated Eunwoo. It was not convincing.

Won Male CF Star at the MTN Broadcast CF Festival

He’s currently in Revenge Note as the “leader” of Astro, it’s weird

#SmartBoi

goes to Sungkyungkwan uni, prestigious uni in SK

was also the top 3rd student in his school AND was student body president in middle school i’m truly weeping

Introduced on a few shows with the hashtag #차파고 (Cha-pha Go, a spin on Alpha Go) because he’s so damn diligent and detailed 

Also went on 1 v 100 with bin and mj but he got into the finals/semi-finals WOW WE STAN BRAINS AND BEAUTY 

Knows japanese and chinese and is nearly fluent in english bless his heart

Also speaks Chinese because his younger brother studies in China

DONGHWIIIIIIIIIIIII

Cute as fuck during new year’s when the rest of astro were in the fantz celebrating new year’s he went home to visit his brother bc he came back from china so he video called into vapp

I need to stop saying fantz someone shoot me i started ironically and now i can’t stop

Once upon a time was in the jungle with Yuri, apparently picked up aegyo there

Gets made fun of all the time by astro for the aegyo asjdfkhlskjd they make him sing the aegyo song literally every time 

And they annoy him by singing it too

Always gets iconic lines / killing parts in songs 

내꺼할래 !! (wanna be mine?)

같이 갈래? (let’s go together?)

Iconic line in polaris

Here’s a compilation you didn’t know you needed

Again made fun of by astro for doing the 같이 갈래

That one astro play where he’s just talking and then lil bitches sanha and jinjin pop up behind him and go 같이 갈래!!! and he just looks so done

The centre of all of Astro’s arm symbol formations 

Makes sure that you know who he is (bc he’s cHa-A e-EUN Wu-UU *thumps chest*) 

This ALSO gets mimicked by the other members, and poor boy tried to chug a soda and do this as well but ended up burping on camera as a result ;v;

Also the stiffest dancer my poor son

Got sent on some programme for idols who can’t dance it was Hilarious

But he also put so much effort into it i’m rly crying he made sure to get help from rocko in dancing the choreography right ;;;;

And he’s improved so much i’m !!!!!! so proud he puts in so much effort and he works so hard and he practices so much fuck i’m emo 

Literally ??? is perfect whatever he says his bad sides are are actually good points smdh 

Was asked once if there was anything he couldn’t do, to which he replied that he wasn’t good at relationships and the MC replied that wtf it just made him more attractive

farewell i am on the floor crying 

oh right okay yes one bad side:

MINIONS 

Smdh he loves them so much

The glasses he wore in the cicada video

that one video of them playing with the minion helicopter

that MINION HAT

160108 DDOCA when they’re playing with the minion blanket and jinjin opens it up and promptly looks horrified  

What the hell is this

European Bagel: once said he was eating an ‘european bagel’ on ok!ready episode 1 if anyone knows what that means pls let us know

He gets anxious about being a burden to astro

Talked about it in Astro Project watch at your own risk I cried

Listen he does so much he juggles acting and photoshoots for CFs and astro promotions he’s constantly trying to improve himself he’s never a burden and if there's one member in all of astro i want to hug and just !! tell him he's okay and that everything will be okay and tell him that he’s perfect and that he’s enough and deserves love it’d be Eunwoo for me ;;;;;;;;

Also Eunwoo: (sits quietly) / 5stro: let’s fuck with him

was playing with the ducks when jinjin and sanha come up behind him and screamed lmao he nearly fell on his face

A compilation or two… or three of Eunwoo being bothered by the other members lolol

Once Jinjin had to pull a secret camera on him and tell him that Astro accidentally broke a camera and without hesitating he offered to pay the full 1.5k$ that camera was worth adsfjkasd what a pure gullible bean ;A;

ICONIC BASEBALL DDOCA THAT SLAYED ALL THE BINU STANS THERE EVER WERE i’m writing this from the grave

Cutest whine? He goes like aaAAa or something like that idk but he does it when he gets annoyed it’s the cutest thing ;;;;;

Literally the (^▽^) face

Mouth opens up into a really wide triangle, width depends on how embarrassed he gets

My favourite laugh in the entire universe

heck I’m so in love,,,

LOVES KIDS 

during one ASC a baby came on and asked all of astro to go to their house to play for christmas eunwoo got out of his seat right away he was 1000% ready to run out of the studio and hop on that airplane

Actually a lil bitch lmao 

“Haha u were going 2 sleep?? Nah stay up & watch me on vlive fam”

Makes fun of hyung line’s height i live for this 

After arohas missed the “MJ” during the first fanchant he joked saying “why don’t y’all just come in on ‘jinjin’ instead?” #LetMJLive2k17 also #LetArohasLive2k17

Voice like moonlight 

Need him singing??? Here

Titles his v-lives “차은우의 Just one 10 minutes” but they’re never 10 minutes they’re nearly an hour long 

His voice is just really really soothing and comforting and if you ever need something to calm you down when you’re upset or if you need a background voice for when you’re studying here he is

Singing voice has improved so so so so so so much from Spring Up, his live singing shakes me to the core

Also sang opera in ASC so really hoo boy he’s improved so much I’m so !!! :’)

Literally can we pause and take a moment to appreciate his baby photos I looked like a rat when I was younger and here he is, snatching, 

My favourite baby ever ajkdlhsfakjsdf i lovE

Did some modelling campaigns pre-debut 

Shara Shara

I bet you needed all these pictures in your life

Cute lotion video :’)

Still king of CFs he recently did a baskin robbins one (with Yoo Seung Ho)

It’s pretty funny

He’s so cute what the heck

After the whole thing, he got addicted to ice cream; he mentioned in a vlive that at some point he could just eat sandwiches and ice cream the whole day

But fantagio also probably feeds all of astro ice cream for breakfast so really,  

A Lafuma ad with Seolhyun (AOA) 

A Polham ad with Doyeon (Weki Meki)

A Ceci spread with Doyeon too!! 

A Lotte Water Park ad with Sejeong (Gugudan)

Won an award for best male CF smdh 

Wears frickin glasses and makes everyone cry 

That one DDOCA where it’s him preparing for a hit the top shooting I would like you to know that this is coming to you from the grave

Got scouted by a Fantagio recruiter when he was in middle school, then bugged into joining the fantz

He was the school president, in the top three of the entire school, wanted Seoul National University to become a judge bless his fuckin heart

Apparently rejected Fantagio the first couple times they asked, but gave in bless him thank god

Astro claimed pre-debut walking anywhere with him meant everyone doing double-takes

Re-enacted on ok!ready: sanha and mj talking in a coffeeshop then stopping and sTARING THE FUCK OUT OF EUNWOO LMAO

Literally blew up on male-dominated sites for being PRETTIER THAN THE FEMALE MCs AT SHOW!MUCORE

So pretty that Hello Venus thought he was prettier than them when starring in their video

Some weibo arohas describe him as the kind of handsome where “even if you’re already married, you’d still take a second glance at him if you passed by him on the street” ("那种虽然有老公了但是对路过的帅哥还是想多看两眼的感觉") I 10000% agree 

weibo arohas also call him "车车" car car / cha cha i'm fuckinjasdfkjdf

In case you wanted a heart attack

Labelled a “Face Genius”, but wants to be acknowledged for more than his looks

“Someone who’s more reliable than anyone else and who always gives his all to the people he treasures, who’s very hard on himself and there are times where it gets too much but because of that, he’s someone who’s detailed and earnest.” (creds to @astrotranslations)

Dony on Weekly Idol called Rowoon (SF9) a face genius once but Rowoon politely deferred and said that title belonged to Cha Eunwoo :’)

Said once in an interview that he’d take whoever he likes out to dinner, give them a necklace then confess asdjfhlaskjd a true romantic bby

Also said that he was an “FM” boyfriend (field manual) asjdhflaksjd my heart is weak don’t attack me like this

You know what, Binu gets a section to themselves smdh 

Just so you know, arohas didn’t come up with the name ‘Binu’, they came up with it (”Team Soap”) themselves 

explained it by saying 빈 (Bin) + 우 (Woo) = 비누 (Soap)

Roommates!!

Picked each other in OK!Ready and have been living in the same room ever since 

in the recent Night Night show they did Eunwoo said that if he could pick roommates again, he’d still pick Bin 

Is apparently scentless to Bin 

Smdh we all know what habituation is it’s bc he smells Eunwoo too much Eunwoo doesn’t have a specific smell anymore

Also together like 24/7 stuck to each other’s side if you’re looking for eunwoo ever just look for bin you’ll find him there

Bin claims Eunwoo is the most beautiful creature on earth tbh same 

“Is he really human? How can someone that looks like him exist?”

Eunwoo thinks Bin is the most handsome too I love supportive friendships ;u;

IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN WAKE BIN UP AMAZING

Literally though sanha and jinjin posted a twitter video of them trying to wake bin up it doesn’t work it apparently only works when eunwoo gets him to wake up 

Sleeps through sanha and jinjin prodding him but wakes up when eunwoo starts talking in a vlive

Bin said in the harper’s bazaar interview that he doesn’t wake up when the manager calls him to get up but his eyes naturally open when he hears Eunwoo sighing (creds to @astrotranslations)

Bin’s mom even sent in a concern to hello counsellor bc he wouldn’t stop sleeping and couldn’t wake up so really… eunwoo = magic?

Want more Binu? Here, here and here!

Friends with Mingyu from Seventeen

Mingyu called him once for advice on what to bring to the jungle since he too was going on law of the jungle

Said in Night Night that he gets cold really easily

Yet in OK!Ready (as pointed out by @jinwoostro) he stood outside waiting for Jinjin and Sanha to come even though he was freezing ;u; 

A sweetheart!! Who cares so much !!!! for other members!!!!!!

Listen this boy works so hard and he does so much for a 20 year old: he models, he acts, he’s learning 3 other languages for Aroha, he handles university courses AND he still keeps up with astro’s promotions I’m really crying he’s worked so hard he deserves the world

Im rly fukcing criyng i gotta sotp i love this boy,