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№70 Гвериэль Крэйн! стал подростком. Настраиваюсь играть им и готовлю переезд! По чх видно, куда собираюсь намылиться!)))
#the sims 4#ths4#ts4 elf#sims elf#elf#ts4 gameplay#ts4#100 elven children challenge#100challenge#ths4elf#sims 4 cc#gen7#100 baby challenge#№70#gen8
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Kandomere the elf of the solemn must go off to the colonies to join his brethren
#sims 4#100 baby#sims 100 baby challenge#sims 4 100 baby challenge#100 baby challenge#the sims 4#ts4#sims 4 100 baby#the sims 4 100 baby challenge#elf
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Sirius Black Appreciation Post
Time to celebrate Sirius Black's birthday by highlighting my favorite canon facts 🥳
Sirius is tall. We're talking at least 6'.
He's intelligent AF. He became an Animagus at 15. He charmed a Muggle motorbike to fly (Arthur couldn't do that with a car, Sirius did it in his late teens, latest at age 20). He escaped from Azkaban. He got a cat to order a racing broom. My man is brilliant, no doubt about it.
Sirius has a complicated relationship with his mother and it is *not* merely hatred. Note that he did not destroy his mother's portrait, or slash it as he did with the Fat Lady's. I'm confident that he could've figured out a way to destroy it or otherwise get rid of it, but he doesn't. His refuge is in his mother's old room with Buckbeak. There's something very complicated in his relationship with his family that can't be labeled as simple loathing. Sirius may have run away from home at 15/16, but his background 100% shaped him and left its mark on his personality and psyche.
Sirius was good friends with Lily. The letter from Lily to Sirius is great proof of that - it wasn't James who wrote that letter, but LILY. Sirius was smiling and genuinely happy at Jily's wedding.
Sirius is emotionally driven, and lashes out *with good reason.* When he goes after Wormtail the night the Potters died, it's because Harry is taken away from him. He has nothing to hold him down - and even gives his motorbike to Hagrid. When he tries to get to Wormtail in PoA, he slashes the portrait but doesn't harm a single boy in his search for the rat. When he goes to the Department of Mysteries, his focus is on Harry. These are good reasons, even if it puts him in danger.
Sirius has a great sense of humor. He puts little Santa hats on the decapitated elf heads. He chases pigeons as Padfoot just to make Harry smile. He sends a good luck note with a muddy paw print. He is scathingly funny, when he derides Peter's hero worship of James in Snape's Worst Memory. He's bitter and sarcastic. We love to see it.
Sirius is a baby boomer. He was born in 1959. "Ok, boomer," is an applicable retort.
Sirius is not misogynistic. He does not hate women. He is often kinder to women than men. He helps Ginny up in OoTP. No matter how angry he gets at Molly, he is never, ever physical with her (unlike the way Sirius is with snape, who he does get physically aggressive with). He is kind to Hermione. He had a great relationship with Lily. Even in the end, his last words to Bellatrix are 'you can do better than that.'
Sirius does not have a canonical love interest.
Sirius is willing to challenge Dumbledore. This is an important point - with so many people deferring to Dumbledore's judgment, including Remus, the Weasleys, and Harry - Sirius will challenge him and his decisions. He may not get his way, but Sirius has the personal strength and confidence to challenge one of the greatest wizards of all time.
Sirius was great with animals. Crookshanks and Buckbeak are prime examples of this.
Sirius is deeply flawed: he can get very intense. He can be rash, even if he has good reasons. He can be bitter to the point of hurting others ('the risk would've made it fun for James'). He can be cruel and condescending (my robes have enough filth without you touching them/wormail will piss himself with excitement). He can be callous (wishing it was the full moon, sending Snape on a potentially deadly adventure). He's a hurricane of deep, complex emotions.
Canon Sirius would obliterate fanon Sirius.
Happy birthday, Sirius. You would've loved James Sirius, Albus Severus, and Lily Luna. You'd have had the time of your life at Hinny's wedding. You are an absolute king.
#sirius black#sirius orion black#happy birthday sirius#tall sirius black#the marauders#marauders era#james potter#peter pettigrew#remus lupin#harry potter
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ROUND 2, MATCH 32
Propaganda under the cut!
The Red Prince
Propaganda
When you first meet him he sizes you up as a potential slave by checking your teeth and asking after your culinary skills. If you recruit him, his storyline is about hooking up with another lady of his race so that she can birth true dragons again. You can still romance him in spite of his prophesied babymaking. No matter what choices you make though, at the end of the game he point blank tells you that his divinely chosen baby mama is still the One For Him, but you're welcome to return with him to his home country as his sex slave. He's terrible.
Cullen Rutherford
Propaganda
stupid racist cop creep whose fans cry about how hes "changed" and "you can't judge him he was addicted to magic drugs" nah he still chose to be a racist cop and abuse his power over innocent people and i hate him. the writers making him romanceable in da:i after how blatantly horrible he was in da:o and da:2 is baffling but i guess they had to appeal to the part of their audience who watch those "mafia boyfriend" videos on tiktok or whatever
He's creepy in origins, though still 100% willing to kill the female mage pc he's crushing on, as well as all the other mages trapped in the circle with him. He's the second-in-command in an even worse circle in 2, listening to and defending the increasingly obviously insane meredith until literally the end. He's one of the people still pushing for the circle system by inquisition, and yes he's going through withdrawals and working through the traumas of previous games. And to be brutally honest his was the first romance i took and while i don't remember much from it, its not worth all the girls going absolutely nuts over knockoff terrible alistair.
He's basically a cop who thinks being born a certain way can revoke personhood and by Inquisition still thinks mages are monsters to be controlled, not people. He gets a fairy tale cutesy romance that focuses on his personal struggles with addiction while showing absolutely no regard to the atrocities he committed and still thinks were justified. He can be romanced BY A MAGE and his actions and beliefs are just glossed over. He believes mages are 'not people like you (Hawke) and me', but if the Warden was a female mage he canonically had a crush on her and would deliberately hang around her despite the fact that he was her *jailer*. If that Warden romanced Leliana, there is war table dialogue in which he pesters Leliana for news of his 'former' crush despite her repeated statement that she doesn't want to talk to him about her. All this shitty behavior and lack of introspection gets swept under the rug by the game, not even giving the PC the chance to really challenge his beliefs. Like damn even Fenris could apologize when he lashed out due to past trauma with mages, and if anyone has a reason to hate mages it's Fenris. If you want an ex Templar hottie Alistair is RIGHT THERE. Tbh I know Cullen is a popular romance and I'm not here to tell anyone what they can or can't do or like in a video game, I'm just saying I think he is deeply undateable
Spends the first two games as an antagonist, fervently devoted to the cause of subjugating mages, then a bunch of "character development" happens off screen and the games treat him like he's completely reformed. However he's actions make it clear he still sees mages as dangerous and lesser. Not to mention if you romance him with an elf he doesn't pay your culture more than lip service respect like most of the devout characters
He was a total villain in the first two games who was violently prejudiced against mages and uses one single bad experience as an excuse for it (a bad experience that is pretty much exactly what he in his job subjected graduating apprentices to, mind you, but this is never brought up). Now he says he's changed, but his words and actions say otherwise. He still distrusts mages, sympathises with the rebel Templars trying to kill them, and he never owns up to the terrible stuff he did and helped others do in the past two games. He totally knew what Meredith was doing and says he doesn't, and he still tries to defend her intentions. And you have no option to call him out on it. If you romance him as a mage, he angsts about how he might have seen you as subhuman in the past but NOW you're one of the good ones, and when you ask him if he'll kill you if you get possessed, he dodges the question. And the PC is written as being almost sad that she's a mage? Like 'can you love me despite what I am??' Also if Leliana romanced a female mage PC in the first game who is still alive, he asks her creepy questions about their relationship. Fitting considering his original purpose was to be creepy to the female mage Warden.
I hate him and want to cause chaos. Plus his VA is an asshole.
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I think you covered almost everything but don't forget that beautiful moment in DA2 - Act 2 where you find out some templars had a petition to lobotomize all mages and Meredith, THE HARDCORE TEMPLAR LEADER, rejects it, but Cullen says they got a point. Despite the fact that we just found out that those templars were using lobotomy (or the threat of) to rape people and get away with it. And then Cullen in DA:I is whining that anything that happened it's not his fault because Meredith kept the worse away form him so he didn't know, but also that anyway Meredith had a point and did what she had to do. Meredith does not go mad until Act 3, before she was of sound mind and Culllen was her second in command BECAUSE he hated mages as much as (or even more) than her. What the FUCK did she even hide from you, Cullen. Oh, but he changed! Because the writers make A VICTIM OF THE TEMPLARS say so. And anyway he only says so BECAUSE HE READS MINDS not because Cullen did anything to show it. Also the narrative wants to sympathise with Cullen for his drug problems while Cullen is openly attacking the only other character with the same problem for...having the same problem. And he's the antagonist, so there were OTHER things Cullen could be mad about. But he is mad about the drug problem. Also I'm not an expert on writing characters with addictions but he is an addict only when it's time to have a cut scene where you pity him. Otherwise it has zero impacts on everything else.
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Okay but
Does The Sims franchise realize just how much money they'd make if they made "real life" simulation games but in established fictional universe????
A true Star Wars Sims game (which they've already sort of given us a taste of)
Sims Lord of the Rings
Sims Star Trek
Sims Marvel
Sims DC
It's just literally the same "do whatever the heck you want" Sims game but in fictional universes. Let me play as a dwarf or elf or orc or Jedi or sith or [insert your favorite race/group] and let me do the stupid Sims challenges. The 100 baby challenge. The "let's see what will happen when these types of Sims are stuck in a house for a year". All the goofy deaths. The grim reaper still comes around.
For some of the games, the different world hubs could be ACTUAL DIFFERENT WORLDS!!!
You can let your Sims still get married. And literally EVERYTHING but it's all in our favorite universes. Like. They'd make bank and we'd all ((hopefully)) be happy with what they dish out.
#sims#the sims#star wars#lord of the rings#star trek#marvel#dc#i mean it seems like theyre running out of ideas and well....#we've had Sims 4 for a very long time#and i know theres supposedly gonna be a sims 5 but ive only heard of it#i havent seen any trailers or anything
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The 100 Favorite Movies Challenge
Tagged by @superfan44
13 Going on 30 (2004)
22 Jump Street (2014)
3 men and a baby (1987)
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Baby Driver (2017)
Back To The Future (1985)
The Bad Guys (2022)
Balto (1995)
Barbie (2023)
The Batman (2022)
Big Hero 6 (2014)
Billy and Mandy’s Big Boogey Adventure (2007)
The Book of Life (2014)
The Brave Little Toaster (1987)
Brother Bear (2003)
Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (2017)
Chicken Run (2000)
Christopher Robin (2015)
Coco (2017)
Deadpool (2016)
Detective Pikachu (2019)
Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead (1991)
Dreamgirls (2006)
Elemental (2023)
Elf (2003)
Emperor’s New Groove (2000)
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Forest Gump (1994)
George of the Jungle (1997)
The Great Muppet Caper (1981)
Gridman Universe (2023)
Gokaiger Goseiger Super Sentai: 199 Hero Great Battle (2011)
Gurren Laggan the Movie: Childhood’s End (2008)
Gurren Laggan the Movie- The Lights in The Sky Are Stars (2009)
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to The Galaxy (2005)
Hotel Transylvania (2012)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Inside Out (2015)
The Iron Giant (1999)
The Incredibles (2004)
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Kaizoku Sentai Ten Gokaiger (2021)
Kamen Rider: Beyond Generations (2021)
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)
Last Night in Soho (2021)
Legally Blonde (2001)
The Lego Movie (2014)
The Lion King (1994)
Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)
Meet The Robinsons (2007)
Mega Monster Battle: Ultraman Galaxy (2009)
Megamind (2010)
The Mitchells Vs The Machines (2021)
Monsters Inc. (2001)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Oliver and Company (1988)
Pacific Rim (2013)
The Peanuts Movie (2015)
The Phantom of The Paradise (1974)
Power Rangers (2017)
The Prince of Egypt (1998)
The Princess and the Frog (2009)
The Princess Bride (1987)
Promare (2019)
Ready Player One (2018)
Redline (2009)
Rise of the Guardians (2012)
Robin Hood (1973)
Robots (2005)
The Road to El Dorado (2000)
Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998)
The Secret of NIMH (1982)
Shazam! (2019)
Shin Kamen Rider (2023)
Sonic The Hedgehog 2 (2022)
Spaceballs (1987)
Speed Racer (2008)
Spider-Man: Across the Spiderverse (2023)
Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse (2018)
Spirited Away (2001)
Storks (2016)
The SpongeBob SquarePants movie (2004)
Tangled (2010)
Tarzan (1999)
The Thief and The Cobbler: The Recobbled Cut (1993)
Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie (2012)
Tokyo Godfathers (2003)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Tron: Legacy (2010)
Turning Red (2022)
Ultraman Zero: The Revenge of Belial (2010)
Up (2009)
Wakko’s Wish (1999)
Wall-E (2008)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1987)
Zootopia (2016)
I tag @xfangheartx @yoshifan30 @katrinthecat @helthehatter @tkrx @snackasm
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As a "sim parent" (sim maker) we shouldn't have favorites - but we do. Post your favorite sim baby (the golden child) and least favorite. Pass it on!
Tsubaki earned a place in my heart. She was the first child of a 100 baby challenge and I just kept adding to her story. About how bad her mother was and how she had to do everything for her siblings. She's attached so much that she's followed me along other games (Yes there's a version of her in BG3 in which she's a spore druid wood elf.) Soft-spoken and awkward but she's the best person anyone would ever know.
Fabiola Wolfe is the absolute worst person I've ever written. It says something when even I hate her but when she rolled evil added to her elitest family and she just came together as the worst example of Afluensa that anyone can imagine. Privileged, entitled, and with an untreated case of borderline personality disorder, her sole mission in life is to ruin everything she touches even though she believes it's to show everyone what true leadership looks like. What can I say I love to hate her.
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I see Fleur went to school dressed in her Winterfest Thief form. I’m obsessed with her I’m not joking. It also bodes ... disturbingly ... that Ivy is looking up to her.
#100 baby challenge#she always screamed as a toddler dressed in that little elf costume#so she canonically hates blue and yellow (her father's colours)#and idk I guess she'll be an immortal being who steals shit from Winterfest
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baby tracker: 45/100 meet noah saylor! he rolled the fussy trait.
#sims 4#ts4#ts4 legacy#ts4 gameplay#100 baby challenge#gen 7#i love him with his little freckles and elf ears
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It`s spooky day and everyone is in their costumes
#100 baby challenge#ts4 simblr#Piper Maeda#ts4 seasons#ts4 spooky day#Chelsea Maeda#ts4 princess#Tiana Maeda#ts4 Yoda#ts4 pizza guy#ts4 toddlers#Heidi Maeda#ts4 holiday fir#Leslie Maeda#ts4 elf helper#Piper Chapter 13
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№ 68 Алмарин Крэйн стал подростком!
#the sims 4#ths4#ts4 elf#sims elf#elf#ts4 gameplay#ts4#100 elven children challenge#100challenge#ths4elf#sims 4 cc#gen7#100 baby challenge#№68
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#sims 100 baby challenge#sims 4#the sims 4#100 baby#sims 4 100 baby challenge#ts4#100 baby challenge#sims 4 100 baby#the sims 4 100 baby challenge#sims 4 not so berry#elfs#elves
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Shopping with Maxwell Lord
READ PART TWO HERE
DAY FIVE: Shopping with Maxwell Lord [This is the one I really wanted to write for myself and my own self indulgent needs!]
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Warnings: allusions to sex, mention of orphanages and losing parents, Maxwell really wants a baby...
Word count: 2.7k
Rating: PG-13
Maxwell stood there, front and centre of the living room, in front of the television, frowning. A crinkle in between his brown eyebrows and his arms crossed over his chest. "Max?" you asked, looking at him with bewilderment. He didn't reply. "Max, can you move? I'm trying to watch A Christmas Carol." Maxwell sighed, moving out the way and slumping on down on the couch next to you. You continued watching the black and white movie for only a few seconds before tossing your head back and pausing it. "What?" you asked Maxwell and he narrowed his eyes.
"What?" he repeated, his tone almost accusing.
"Why are you so miserable?" you asked him and he shrugged, looking away from you and back at the paused TV. "Hello? Cat got your tongue?" you quizzed, causing him to roll his eyes. "Talk to me."
"I just-" Maxwell took a deep breath. "I hate the time of year. I mean, since meeting you, it's been better. It's been so much better but still… it still feels tainted by my past." he revealed. You wrapped your arm around him and lay your head into his lap. He found his fingers smoothing out your hair, bringing him a sense of comfort and belonging. "I don't know what to do."
You thought for a moment, glancing back at the paused television and back up at your boyfriend. "You remind me of Scrooge." you said out loud.
"Excuse me?" Maxwell asked and you giggled, reaching over to grab the remote and press play on the television.
"Ebeneezer Scrooge from A Christmas Carol," you clarified, pointing at the character on the television. "He was always miserable around Christmas. He made his business associate work in the cold and he never gave to charity… but then three ghosts came to visit him and he changed into a better, kind hearted and more generous man."
"Wow," Maxwell scoffed. "You really know how to make me feel better." he said sarcastically and you slapped his arm playfully. "I don't see the resemblance. I give to plenty of charities and I never make my employees work in the cold… and what is he wearing?"
"Maxie," you laughed. "It's set like, 100 years ago. Listen, I think you're wonderful. You give so much already. And I love you no matter what but… Christmas in particular is a time for giving back. Helping those who are less fortunate than ourselves. I think it could really bring you a kind of happiness. It'll keep you occupied and-"
"You have something in mind, don't you?" Maxwell sighed and your lips curled into a grin.
"Maybe…." you smirked, your eyes sparkling with excitement and desire. Maxwell loved to see you happy.
"Okay, what is it?" He asked and you sat up, taking his hands and giving them a gentle squeeze.
"When I was in the city the other day, I saw that the orphanage have been asking for donations. They're saying they'll accept anything. They just want the children to have a Christmas they'll never forget." you explained and Maxwell nodded. He was one of the biggest investors for the orphanage in DC. As a child, he knew how it felt to feel left behind. "So Max, what if we give them a Christmas they'll never forget?"
"Send more money?" he asked, already reaching for his checkbook.
"No. No that's...not what I meant." you shook your head.
"Well what do you propose?"
"Shopping!" you beamed and Maxwell sighed. "C'mon, it'll be fun." You grinned, pulling him off the sofa and wrapping your arms around him.
"It's Christmas Eve, the mall is going to be chaos." Maxwell shook his head in dismay.
"We are going shopping Maxwell." you said sternly. "Trust me on this one."
You pulled him over to the lobby and passed him his winter coat, scarf and gloves before swinging on your own faux fur jacket and wooly hat. "You can make up for this tonight." Maxwell told you, playfully smacking your ass as you opened the front door. You laughed and rolled your eyes before taking your boyfriend's hand and pulling him outside.
Maxwell was right. The mall was chaos, but luckily everyone was in a world of their own, too focused on getting their last minute Christmas shopping in before the big day tomorrow. "What's the plan?" he asked as you analysed the map of the mall, trying to figure out the most efficient route.
"We get toys and clothes and…" you looked up at Max. "100 kids live in that orphanage. We're going to do the absolute best we can for them, okay?"
"Okay." Maxwell agreed and you took his hand.
"Okay," you confirmed. "Let's go."
The first stop was a department store. It was bustling like you had never seen before. You and Maxwell both decided it would be best if you split up and went your separate ways before reuniting at the main entrance with your shopping. Taking control, like he always did, Maxwell told you to pick up toiletries while he'd look at the children's clothes.
You found yourself grabbing bubblegum flavoured toothpaste and princess pirate toothbrushes and washcloths, mermaid bubble bath and astronaut shower gel. You were practically pushing everything you could find into your shopping basket, trying your hardest to ignore the heaviness and the way your arm ached from the weight of it. You grabbed some fruity fragranced body spray for the slightly older girls and some deodorant for the preteen boys before heading to the checkout.
Maxwell Lord in the children's clothing section of the busiest DC department store was something else. He was surrounded by pink fluffy cardigans made for two year olds and onesies with little trains printed on them. Maxwell was someone who had a key eye for fashion, and while you were someone who wanted to grab everything you could, Maxwell really valued the quality. He strutted over to the designer brand section and picked out a dozen pairs of cashmere socks, winter UGG boots, Gucci jackets and white, frilly, made in Milan dresses.
But then his eye caught on something. It wasn't designer, it was a small, pale yellow babygrow with the words "Daddy's little princess" embellished in pink glitter writing. It was the smallest thing he had ever seen and he was enamoured. He stared at it for a few moments, before it was snatched away by a middle aged red faced woman with her hair scraped back into a ponytail.
"Hey!" Maxwell shouted, spinning around and pointing his finger at the woman. "That's mine." he frowned, angry that she had taken the last one.
"Finders keepers." she snarled.
Maxwell tore his hat from his head and removed his sunglasses. "Do you know who I am?" he quizzed bitterly, his hand taking place on his hip.
The woman gasped, her mouth parting slightly. "Oh- oh my god," she said with shock dripping from her tongue. "You're! You're Maxwell Lord! The King of Infomercials!!! I just seen you on the television in the electronics department!"
Maxwell smirked, satisfied with his reputation and influence he had over people. "Yeah, that's me. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to need that uh…" he didn't even know what to call the babygrow, instead gesturing aimlessly towards it.
"Okay!" the woman beamed, "But could I get an autograph and a kiss on the lips?"
Maxwell's frown deepened. "What?"
She scrambled around in her purse for a pen and handed it to him, rolling up her sleeve. "Sign me!"
"On- on your arm?" Maxwell asked and she nodded eagerly. Maxwell removed the lid and swiftly signed his name over her skin before handing her the pen back.
"Oh wow," she blushed, fanning herself before pouting her lips.
"Yeah, not happening." Maxwell sighed. "I'm not kissing you." The woman knotted her eyebrows together and straightened herself up, but before she could retort, Maxwell snatched the babygrow from her arms and ran to the elevator. "Nice doing business with you!" he grinned, waving his arms and running away."
After paying for the goods, you and Maxwell met back up and made your way, this time together, to the toy store. "Reminds me of when I was a kid," Maxwell smiled at the memory as he took your hand and looked up and down the shelves in awe. "My dad would take me here every year to pick out a new toy for Christmas. It was one of the only times we got to spend with each other." You hummed, leaning your head into his shoulder. Maxwell grabbed a few stuffed animals and threw them into the shopping cart. "I can't wait for the day I have kids." he announced.
"I thought you didn't want children?" you asked, your voice soft at the thought of your boyfriend being a father.
"I thought for so long I didn't want kids…" Maxwell admitted.
"I think you'd be an amazing father," you told him, squeezing his hand, only making his smile grow further. "Hey, we should get a few of these new electronic train sets! And the new Little Mermaid Barbies! What do you think?"
"I like how you think." Maxwell replied, pressing a kiss into your forehead as you picked out the dolls.
It was around 2 p.m. on Christmas Day. You and Maxwell had just finished your dinner and you had slipped into a fleecy elf dress you had purchased at the mall a day prior. You revealed yourself to Maxwell who was laying on the sofa watching the television has his stomach settled from all the food he had enjoyed.
"Check me out!" you grinned, giving him a little twirl, the bells on your elf hat jingling. Maxwell's jaw dropped as he drunk in your appearance.
"Where on God's great earth did you get that?" he asked, looking slightly mortified.
"The costume department at the mall!" You laughed. "I thought I could wear it for when we visit the orphanage. Don't worry, I got you a little something too so you don't feel left out." You presented Maxwell with a full body Santa Claus costume. "Ta da!"
"Not a chance." Maxwell sighed.
"Come on!" you growled playfully. "I'm sure the kids would love Maxwell Lord giving them presents, they'd be star struck. But Maxie, they're kids. I think they'd love it even more if the presents were delivered by Santa Claus." Max grimaced, knowing you were absolutely right. "Please." you pouted, fluttering your eyelashes.
Maxwell sighed again, this time deeper. He could never deny you. "Fine," he grumbled. "I'll get changed and then we can go."
You squealed excitedly, kissing his cheek. "I love you so much Maxie," you said, and Maxwell felt a blush creep over his cheeks. "I just know you're going to be a great dad one day."
"My back hurts." Maxwell moaned as he adjusted the sack of presents over his shoulder. You chuckled, shaking your head as you carried bags of clothes and toiletries of the orphans.
"Proud of you," you assured him. "Almost there."
You practically melted when you saw the delight of the screaming children hurry over to your boyfriend and wrap their tiny arms around him. "Ho ho ho," Maxwell bellowed and you watched with complete adoration as he dropped the sack of presents and interacted with the children. "Have you all been good this year?" he asked and the kids screamed in affirmation.
"Santa Claus!" A little girl gasped, reaching her hands out and making grabby fists. "I thought you weren't coming this year." she admitted, her eyes glossy. Maxwell kneeled down so he was level with the child.
"My elf told me how good you had been this year," Max smiled, pointing at you. "What's your name darling?"
"Maxine," she smiled and you saw Maxwell soften.
"I like that name." Maxwell replied, pulling her into a hug. "Merry Christmas Maxine."
"Thank you Santa, will I see you next year?"
Maxwell looked at you and you nodded your head. "Of course, as long as you be a good girl, I'll come back next year."
Maxine grinned, before hugging Maxwell tighter, refusing to let go. Just then, a boy who you estimated to be about thirteen or fourteen tapped you on the shoulder. You spin around with your best elfish smile, but frowned when you saw the magazine he was holding. It was a tabloid with your face on the cover. You winced at the bad angle. "You look like Max Lord's girlfriend." he deadpanned.
Maxwell's head snapped towards you and the boy and he strolled over. "Well well well who is that beautiful lady?" he asked, taking the magazine from the boy and checking it out.
"Max Lord's girlfriend." the boy replied. "Your elf looks like her."
Maxwell pinched your cheek. "This elf? No, not a chance." Maxwell laughed and you gave the child an apologetic look. "This lady in the magazine is far too beautiful to look like my head elf."
You weren't sure whether you should feel offended or not. Little Maxine gasped, racing over. "You can't say that!" she squealed. "What about Mrs Claus?"
You smirked, leaning into Maxwell. "Yeah Santa, what about Mrs Claus?"
"Uh- well! Mrs Claus… I do love Mrs Claus very much and she's at home baking Christmas cookies so I better be on my way… but it was lovely to meet you all!" Maxwell waved and you stifled back a laugh.
"Please don't go." Maxine cried, hugging Maxwell's legs.
"Be good and I'll be back next year." Maxwell promised, patting her on the head.
"Promise you'll come back?" Maxine begged, tears in her eyes. You wondered how many times little Maxine had asked a parental figure to come back to her and been let down. Maxwell wondered the same, his heart breaking at the thought.
"I promise." Maxwell affirmed, raising back to his feet and placing a hand on the small of your back.
"Merry Christmas everyone! Enjoy your presents and remember to be good children. We hope to see you next year!" you said farewell with a cheery smile and the children waved back.
When you got home that evening, you slid out your elf shoes and took off your hat. "Can you help me get out of this dress?" you asked Maxwell, holding up your hair so he could reach the zipper.
"Actually…" Maxwell trailed off, biting his lip. "Maybe you could wear it for bed?" he suggested with a smirk.
"An elf? Really Max? You want me to be an elf?" you laughed in disbelief.
"Could be fun." he shrugged and you rolled your eyes, opting to leave the elf dress on as you clambered into the warm king sized bed, watching Maxwell as he got undressed. "Oh I almost forgot," Maxwell said, reaching into the bag from the department store yesterday. "Close your eyes." You followed his instruction as he dived into the bag and took out the pale yellow babygrow he had fought for. He padded over to the bed and sat down, placing the outfit in your hands. "Open."
Your lips parted slightly as you took in the embellished words 'Daddys little Princess'. You glanced back up at your boyfriend and gave him a questioning look. "I'm confused." you admitted and he took your hands, rubbing circles into your skin.
"I really want a kid," he whispered, looking into your eyes. "I know you do too, and when we've talked about it I've always shut you out but… damn it, I really want one. Do you think… I mean. What do you think-"
You cut him off by pressing a kiss into his lips and holding him tight. "Okay," you nodded, your voice croaking with all the pent up emotion, rubbing your nose against his. "Let's have a baby." you smiled and Maxwell grinned, pushing you into the bed and climbing on top of you.
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Obey Me Brothers Playing D&D
I love d&d and Obey me so I thought why not combine the two. In this MC is the dungeon master and this is the brothers first time playing it. This is my first prompt like this but I hope y’all enjoy it ^^ Lucifer
He’d play as a Moon Elf sorcerer
He chooses the Moon Elf sorcerer because its obviously the most fitting for someone as powerful as himself
Its going to be a struggle to get him to play
Like its going to take a lot of prodding/begging but he’ll eventually cave
He picks up on the general rules fairly quickly
Pretends to not care but he’s going to secretly get really into it
Gets upset anytime his character rolls poorly or is otherwise looking bad
He’s trying to pretend like its nothing but his scowling face really gives him away
Tries to play very strategically
Will take anything that happens in the game personally and use it as a reason to punish others later
Mammon
He’s a Tiefling rogue
Choosing a rogue was the easiest part, of course he’d want to be sneaky and steal its in his nature, he chose tiefling because they’re cool looking
When you invite him to play he’ll kind of diss it, “Why would I want to play a nerd game?!”
When he sees his other brothers joining though his story quickly changes “W-well it could be fun, at least its got dice in it,” he’s definitely not jealous of his brothers or kind of interested in the game or anything
Doesn’t really get or care about the other game mechanics as much
He will 100% become the stereotypical rogue ie. steals everything to try and make some major fantasy grimm
This obviously includes stealing from his party and his brothers will hate him for it
There’s a chance they’ll try and kill him his character
The dice love him, hardly ever rolls low much to the others’ dismay
Will pretend to not care about his character but without him realizing he will find himself caring
Leviathan
Locathah paladin right here (locathah are basically fish people for those who don’t know (i.e. me when I was looking stuff up for this idea)
Listen, he’s knows all about d&d so he’s been working on this character for years
Probably knows the most out of everyone including you
He never had the courage to try and join or start a campaign but has dreamed about it for a long time
Wants to be like an anime protagonist and just couldn’t resist being a sentient fish
Pages and pages of backstory for his character, practically a novel
A lot is inspired by TSL but he doesn’t see it
Nearly dies of excitement when you bring up the idea of playing
Sorry but he will be a rule lawyer, if you talk to him about it though he may be able to try and curve it at least a little bit
Fully invested in everything: story, fighting, npcs, pcs, he may get a bit lost in this fantasy
Like if his favorite npc dies he will full on weep and swear revenge
Satan
After a lot of consideration he will decide to play as a Tabaxi wizard
How could he resist being a cat, and the wizard game play seems like an interesting challenge
Was very intrigued when you brought up the idea and began researching it right away
He read any book he could get on it so he knows the most about it right after Levithan
Will not be a rule lawyer since he read how dms have the ultimate say in things
He will play strategically but he’ll also try to subtly undermine Lucifer’s character when he can
Gets super into the lore and the story
If there is any sort of mystery involved he will go full on detective
Will probably get invested in his character though how much of that being because he’s a cat is unsure
Asmodeus
Will choose to be a Changeling bard
ALL ABOUT THE SEDUCTION BABY
His character will look exactly like him
Will not get most of the rules mostly because he doesn’t care
The only part of it he really enjoys is role playing ;P will be a bit disappointed when he realizes its really not that kind of role playing
He will be a stereotypical bard and try to seduce every npc he can
Will have a dramatic fit whenever his character fails at seduction
100% more invested in how his character looks than any other game play element
Would be on his phone most of the time
Might even straight up leave the room if he’s feeling bored even if its during a battle he doesn’t care
Mostly playing just to hang out with you and his brothers and will not really get invested in his character
Beelzebub
Will settle on Human Monk
Just wanted to be a strong character and he couldn’t be any animal-like race because the idea makes him hungry
Really struggles with the rules, has to be reminded often how things work
He’s a good boy both out of game and in game, he just wants to help everyone especially his party
Not really invested in the game though
He enjoys playing and being with everyone but doesn’t really care about it overall
He won’t be distracted or leave like Asmodeus the exception being if he gets hungry
Will be the snack guy and bring food for everyone
Has to be fed at all times otherwise he will get hangry and might take it out on the game
Might take some of the game play personally like if an npc of yours attacks him he may get sad
You’ll have to remind him that its not personal and he’ll be sure to forgive you
Anytime he’s hungry his character will be hungry so eating is the main thing his character does outside of combat
Vice versa if food is mentioned in game it will remind Beel that he too is hungry
Belphegor
He’ll play a Kenku warlock
Was drawn to the Kenku when he heard of their sketchy chaotic nature, he thought about being a rogue but went with warlock for the power
Honestly wasn’t that interested in playing but like Beel he just wanted to hang with everyone
He gets the general rules but will try to push them if you let him
Belphie’s favorite part of playing is creating mischief
Hope you’re a flexible dm because he will do everything in his power to cause chaos which will probably throw off your story
Like Satan he will try to mess with Lucifer’s character but in a much less subtle way
Strong chance he randomly falls asleep, its guaranteed to happen if there is too much downtime
Will not care about his character at all or take anything from the game personally
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Sbi&CO d&d AU: Cxlvxn character analysis
Hullo! We're back again with a new character from the d&d au!
This was a request from the lovely @spout1nk, I do hope they'll appreciate it! <3
So, Calvin! Calvin's character is mostly based around the fact that he was both Techno's and Dream's teacher.
Up until now, all characters analyzed were assumed to be level 5, in order to make them balanced in the tournament. But since I need Calvin (and Fruitberries too) to be able to wipe the floor with his students, he's gonna be a level 8 character.
8, while also being a very pretty number imo, allows me to make Calvin a multiclassed level 5 fighter & level 3 rogue.
Now, this means Calvin gets two subclasses! One for fighter, since level 3, and one for his third rogue level.
First of all, the fighter. Calvin as a fighter, I assume, will be mainly a dex based fighter, with a penchant for quick strikes and the ability to overwhelm his enemies, while also using smart tactics to get through the enemy's shield.
This, in my opinion, makes for a pretty good Battle Master.
Battle Masters gain special abilities called maneuvers that can spice up their attacks, like being able to try to disarm their enemy, or make them trip, or goad them into making mistakes (and a bunch more others). I can see Calvin vibing with this options.
Now, rogue. Rogues are damage dealers, but most of the times they have trouble taking hits because they're a bit squishy. This is generally mediated by their ability to avoid everything coming their way, but add the fact that fighters can use stronger armours and have generally more hp, ans you have a great mix.
As for the rogue subclass, I'd go with swashbuckler. These are charming rogues that are *very* good at fencing, and they're able to dance around enemies with ease.
Sounds like Calvin to me.
Swashbucklers are also very good at one-on-one fighting, which as a pvp main needs to be Calvin's best skill.
I could see Calvin being a sun elf. As I mentioned in Scott's character analysis, elves are very cool and elegant people, and I do like the idea of Calvin being an exception to that in the way he behaves - relaxed and at ease in most social situations - while also being a true spectacle to see on the battlefield.
That, or a dragonborn. Imagine a really big lizard, or a humanoid dragon the size of a human. Dragonborns can shoot either fire, ice, thunder, acid or poison from their mouths due to being descendants of dragons, so that is quite cool.
At the end of the day I do prefer sun elf Calvin, but that is just a personal preference. I do like wild elves.
Calvin 100% used to be a soldier. Probably a high general.
So, in summary:
Calvin is born a soldier; ever since he was a kid, all he knew was battle.
Being the son of a renowned general and growing up in a reign constantly busy with wars, he trains with the best of the best and quickly rises to the top of his father's army - then, when the time comes, his own army.
War is violence, is restlessness, is blood and tears and guts and scorched earth.
Calvin grows up moving from one war to the other, as that is all he knows, up until he doesn't.
At one point, his patience leaves him: he can't really say what made him snap, what put things into perspective, but what he knows is that one day he decides that he will not help his monarch do whatever they want anymore. They do not deserve his help, his respect, when all they do is keep conquering and expanding and leaving behind the country's ever expanding walls a trail of blood and broken families.
He will not stand for that.
Turns out, he will stand for nothing, as the first thing his monarch does is banish him and put a prize on his head.
So Calvin leaves, hides, waits.
He moves to a small village in a valley forgotten by the world and does his best to help those living there - the people there are farmers, modest artisans, and they understand him or ignore him at best.
The life of a small town does him good: he builds friendships not built on hierarchies, for the first time, and discovers what it means to live every day without the constant fear of risking his life - he does grow used to the constant fear of forgetting to water his flowers and check on his bees, but still.
He meets many adventurers during the years he spends there, makes many friends and creates his own network of mutual acquaintances he knows he can count on.
He doesn't plan for a scrawny and deeply traumatized half-pig to drop on his doorstep one morning, bleeding and too proud to be terrified, but Calvin has always been good at coming up with great solutions on the spot. The kid needs a path to walk and Calvin will gladly give him one - being an adventurer will surely turn out better than blindly seeking revenge.
And when Techno disappears in the night some years later, he lets him go - he deserves to explore the world, he just hopes he won't get himself killed in the process.
Now, going from a teenage half-pig to a newborn half-orc is definitely a step too long, but Calvin is not one to back down from a challenge.
It's not like he can drop the baby to anyone; he'll just do what he did with Techno, and make a fighter out of him.
… For the Nine Hells, he is not ready to be a father.
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