#1 underwood hater

[miyagi-hokarate]

bottom five ck scenes

Oh my fUCKING GOD AHDJKSJD

YOU'RE A BRAVE SOUL FOR ASKING THIS LMAO

OKAY OKAY. HATER MOMENT FR NOW...

1. The Jarmen Baby confirmation. I'm sorry but a mutual and I (who watched the episode with me) LITERALLY stopped to talk about it mid-watch just to express how much dislike and distain for the plot development we had for it. I could never take those 30+ minutes of my life back

2. Daniel breaking Anthony's tablet. It completely astounds me how that was framed to be "badass" or "the correct choice" in Cobra Kai when in reality that is a COMPLETELY immature, disrespectful, and horrifying thing to see a father do in front of his son. Was Anthony an ass? Yes, absolutely. But for Daniel to stoop so low as to physically punish Anthony (bREAKING HIS TABLET HELLO) and then go to the extreme in discipline and harshness just because HE scrambled to recollect whatever control he had over his son is incredibly disappointing to watch. Doing that wouldn't have actually made Anthony respect his father more — it would have completely shattered whatever trust he had in him, and Anthony would have felt even MORE disconnected to Daniel on a scale that is irreversibly damaging and disproportionate to Anthony being a fucking preteen asshole (which does need to be corrected, but not like THAT Jesus Christ.)

3. The Tory stripper fake-out scene. It's gross, borderline exploitative for the sake of going "HAHA you THOUGHT that, didn't you? Nope! 😌😏"

4. The ultrasound scene with Carmen and Johnny. His happiness to me is the same as watching a man who underwent conversion therapy and had successfully "passed" feel joy when his wife is pregnant with his child.

5. Carrie Underwood at the AVT. Okay.

I would include some examples of Cobra Kai LINES, but I feel like those are too different from scenes lol

[joshduhamels]

8 songs, 8 people

I was tagged by @hillaryscotts. you’re so kind, Thanks girl. 

RULES: answer the 8 song prompts, then tag 8 people

1. favorite song at the moment

Bad Habits by Ed Sheeran or Heavy Is The Crown by Daughtry. 

2. a song you associate with your favorite ship

Something Sexy by Smithfield {This is legit Delanny i’m cryin’}

3. a song that could be about you

Hard Dirt by Hunter Brothers

4. a song you think is overrated

Anything that’s Justin Bieber i swear if i hear Peaches one more time i’m gonna blow a gasket. 

5. a song that reminds you of a good memory

Don’t Go Breaking My Heart by Backstreet Boys (Saw them in concert 2 years ago this month and it just brings back fun memories for sure.) 

6. the last song you listened to

I Wanna Remember by NeedToBreathe & Carrie Underwood 

7. a song that makes you laugh

Sangen Du Hater by Katastrofe {Every time i watch Overboard (The remake) and they play this song and the dude dances i just laugh so hard even if i don’t understand a single word but it’s hilarious.} 😂

8. a song you want your mutuals to listen to

Some Things Never Change by Dallas Smith & HARDY. (I recommend listening to his music he’s legit so good and i think y’all would love his songs.) 

tagging: @troublefindsme @shane-west  @rosaliehale @eizagonzalezs @nalleyscott  @maziekeen don’t know 8 people so here you go, If you wanna do this just say i tag you and it’s good, feel free. :D 

[queennsansa]

Tagged by @sabrinachill, thank you for tagging me! <3

Rules: List ten characters who transcend the term ‘favorite character.’ (I tried to stick to one character per show/book/movie but then @existentialmalaises didn’t and I decided to break my own rules.)

1. Max (Black Sails)

Number one queen, nothing compares 2u etc. Definition of my ride or die.

2. James Flint (Black Sails)

My love for Flint is like that one meme, he’s done nothing wrong in his life, ever, and I love him. Haters can show themselves out (or meet Flint’s sword, more likely).

3. Margo Hanson (The Magicians)

Queen, king, whatever title she’s carrying, she owns my heart. 

4. Eliot Waugh (The Magicians)

Confession time: originally this list only had Margo, but then I realized. Why separate them? It would break their hearts, and mine. 

5. Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Like I would pick anyone else from this show. There’s few characters on this list I’d call a role model, but Buffy surely is one.

6. John Constantine (Constantine/Legends of Tomorrow/Vertigo & DC comics)

From role model to hot mess. My favorite type, too. Self-destructive, sarcastic and angsty. 

7. Claire Underwood (House of Cards)

Killer queen. Frank who?

8. Bucky Barnes (Marvel comics/MCU)

And we’re back to tortured white boys. I never claimed not to have a type.

9. America Chavez (Young Avengers/Marvel comics)

Moving away from tv shows for a bit to highlight one of my favorite comic characters even though Marvel occasionally forgets she exists.

10. Ronan Lynch (The Raven Cycle)

And because Maggie Stiefvater just announced the release date for Ronan’s trilogy, here’s another angsty white boy to round out the list.

So tell me, am I predictable or just reliable? 

[faithambr]

Found this on Facebook and I love it! (And thought of a dear Bruin fan friend @kristoffxannafanatic!) For all my Vegas peeps and the haters...if you don’t understand why we love this team please read...if you love this team as much as I do and our city does please read...#cupin1 10 Things to like about the Golden Knights: (copy and pasted from a friend) 1. Vegas doesn’t have a Captain. Nobody wears the C. Virtually unheard of in hockey, the Knights don't have a single leader. Everyone’s accountable, everyone contributes, nobody’s special. 2. The fact that the team is basically the “I told you so” to every old coaching cliché in the book. The team is over-matched talent-wise, size-wise, experience-wise,… most games they play. But they play harder than anyone in the league, work together as a team, have fun,… and routinely walk away with wins over teams that on paper they have no business competing against. 3. Remember when they signed their one probable future superstar, a Russian guy named Shipachyov to a huge $9 Million contract early this year. The guy was dominating his Russian league with 76 pts. last season. Coach told him he’d start off on the 4th line (with everyone assuming he’d work his way up to being our first line star). He was unhappy with the lack of ice time he was getting, so Coach shipped him down to the minor league team. He did the typical superstar athlete thing and refused to show up for his minor league game. Did Vegas coddle him because of his ridiculous talent? They bought him a one-way ticket back to Moscow. His Center spot on the top line went to an unknown Swedish player who’d scored a mere 6 goals in 81 games for Columbus the season before. Some guy named “William Karlsson.” Said one hockey reporter at the time: “This train wreck could be felt within the organization for years to come.” Karlsson had tallied 43 goals by the end of the regular season as the 3rd leading scorer in the NHL. He makes 1/10 the salary of the other scorers near his level. 4. When Carrie Underwood offered her loyalty to Vegas after her husband’s Nashville Predators were eliminated from the playoffs, and offered to sing the National Anthem, Vegas politely told her “Thanks but no thanks” and stuck with local Venetian Gondola singer Carnell Johnson, who’s sung us this far in the playoffs, and knows to cut out during the “Knights!” shout during the anthem. 5. The Knights' owner bought the team and stadium with his own money and private money, insisting that public taxpayer funds shouldn't pay for billionaires to build stadiums. 6. The idea of the Florida Panthers sitting at home on their couches, watching Coach Gallant and his assistant lead their new team through the playoffs after Florida fired them mid-roadtrip and left them standing outside an opponent’s stadium to hail a cab. The fact that Florida thought so little of the soon to be named Coach of the Year, and undervalued 2 of their players so much that they traded Vegas both players for a 4th round draft pick. Those 2 players? Reilly Smith and Jonathan Marchessault. 7. When the Knights lost their goalie, backup goalie, third string minor league goalie, and fourth string minor league backup goalie,... and still kept winning. 8. The fact that the Penguins were so confident in moving on with their new young goalie, that they asked Vegas to take their aging backup goalie off their hands to free up salary-cap space. If Vegas would take over the old guy’s salary, the Penguins would throw in a second round draft pick in 2020. So Vegas agreed to take the future draft pick (and Marc-Andre Fleury) off Pittsburgh’s hands. 9. Those 200:1 (some casinos as high as 500:1) odds for Vegas to win the Cup at the start of the season after the experts had looked over the team’s talent pool (or lack thereof). Everyone expected the team to sell off its best players by the trade deadline and build for the future. I love that management decided to scrap that idea and keep the team together and make a playoff run right away. If they'd been defeated (as oddsmakers all expected) in the First Round, this would've proven a terrible decision. But management decided out of loyalty to the team and fans, to make an extremely risky attempt at a playoff run right away. 10. That opening home game ceremony, where Vegas switched out all the ads on the boards for "Vegas Strong" signs instead. And the 4-0 lead Vegas had taken 10 minutes later, giving the city a night of distraction and unity. The team was at the blood bank with us the morning after the shooting. None of us noticed because, well, I’m a hockey fan, and I’d never heard of most of these cast-off hockey players. Fleury was the only one I knew, and I wouldn’t have recognized him without pads and a helmet.

[longlive94]

Well, I'm bored, so I think I'll tell you guys a little bit about myself, since I see a bunch of Swifties doing this too. I'm Rachel, I'm 23 years old and from Long Island, NY. I've been a fan of @taylorswift pretty much since the beginning of her career when I first heard her single Teardrops on My Guitar on Music Choice, I think it was(sorry that it wasn't Tim McGraw, I was(and still am) a Carrie Underwood fan at that time, so Tim McGraw wasn't totally on my radar yet) and listened to her other singles after that, like Love Story, You Belong With Me, etc, courtesy of Radio Disney and Music Choice! However, it wasn't until October of 2010 that I became the hardcore Swiftie that I am today and it was all because of her special on the Hub, Journey to Fearless! I got to see a side of her that I didn't really see or hear of when I listened to her singles on the radio. After that, I bought her first three albums, including Speak Now that also came out in October of that year! In fact, Speak Now was the very first Taylor album I ever got and after that, I got her other two, debut and Fearless. At that time, Speak Now was the one I listened to the most because she wrote every song on there, by herself, without any cowriters and that I admired a lot! I've bought every single album after that and I listen to them all the time! Unfortunately, I never saw any of her tours live(I did see Fearless and Speak Now on DVD and TV, have yet to watch the 1989 tour on Apple), and the last time she ever did NY for a tour was during the Speak Now era, but I'm hoping that that day will come that I get to experience awesomeness that is Taylor live! I love Taylor because she's fearless in what she does with her songwriting and doesn't care who it's about, it's about getting her feelings out about that person or subject no matter what, and yet, at the same time, she has the biggest heart for everybody in her family, circle of friends, people in need, and of course, us, the Swifties! She's also the example of that if you work hard and keep pushing to get your goals accomplished, you can be successful and make your dreams come true! Her songwriting is amazing and her musicality is fabulous, especially with the guitar! Both her and Amy Grant(another fave artist of mine) inspired me to start playing the guitar(although, Taylor and Amy are much better than I ever will be, lol)! Also, with her songwriting, I like to call her the poet of our generation because she knows how to write something that people can relate to, whether it's about a relationship or not. My fave TV shows include Little House on the Prairie, Highway to Heaven(I'm also a huge Michael Landon geek 😍😍), Full House, Family Matters(Urkel geek over here🤓), Boy/Girl Meets World, Touched By an Angel, Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman, The Good Doctor, American Idol, The Voice, America's Got Talent, Counting On, Dancing With The Stars, The Nanny, Unsolved Mysteries, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Mako Mermaids, H20, Haters Back Off, etc. My fave artists include Taylor, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Amy Grant, Carrie Underwood, Hilary Duff, Paramore, Justin Bieber, Michael w. Smith, Petra, Tim McGraw, the Band Perry, Lady Antebellum, Little Big Town, Sugarland, Rascal Flatts, Switchfoot, etc. My fave movies include the Narnia series(in this generation), the High School Musical trilogy, Soul Surfer, both Willy Wonka movies, Camp Rock 1 and 2, The Cheetah Girls trilogy, Mrs. Doubtfire, Hook, the Night at the Museum trilogy(Robin Williams was awesome!), A Series of Unfortunate Events(Jim Carrey), any movie with Hilary, Selena, Miley, etc, etc. Well, that's it for now! Good night fellow Swifties!

[hockeydilf]

idk why im tellin u this but im 100% up the pens asses (like the whole league apparently) and i Cannot stop scrolling thru pens hate,, every time i read an opinon of someone whom has became the preds and carrie underwood #1 fan two weeks ago abt the disallowed goal and how sid should die and all pens fans shld delete i... get stronger. i now truly understand what scrawny white rappers on soundcloud mean when they say that haters make them stronger so thank u scf 2017

very huge mood because me too I thrive on hate and spite !!!

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10 Characters, 10 fandoms

I got tagged by @daisytje to participate in the 10 Characters, 10 Fandoms, thank you!

As you will notice, I actually chose 10 characters, but from 9 fandoms. Harry Potter is here twice, because this fandom was the first one I was part of in online world and even now it is very important to me.

I tag: @lepetitchoucommie​ @vorchagirl​ @slothquisitor​ and anybody who wants to participate.

So, without further ado, and in no particular order, here we go.

1. Motoko Kusanagi (Ghost in the Shell) At first, I envied her the full cyborg body. And her hair :) She was one of the main reasons I choose computer science as my major, I wanted to be as smart as her. As independent as her. Later, when watching GITS Standalone Complex, I was more and more aware of all the consequences of her life in cybernetic body. How would she cope with the immutability of it? No going grey, no muscle and mind degeneration. The danger of body switch. Is immortality a gift or a curse? Also, in her world, where everything is online or a computer of some sort, how does one stay alone? Why, of course. I wear a watch.

2. Eowyn (Lord of the Rings) I have read the trilogy ... five times by now? And all the books from Middle Earth as well, though not so many times. The movies are not my cup of tea, but I do not hate them. Anyway, back to Eowyn. When I have read the books for the first time, I thought her some creepy stalking bitch, who would in the end just "settle" for Faramir. Mind you, I was 15 when I read them for the first time. Fast forward nearly 20 years (uhm), I think she is one of the bravest characters in the books. She cared for King Theoden, braved Grima Wormtongue's insults and in the end defeated Nazghul. Also realized her love for Aragorn was a young-girl's crush and had enough self-reflection to let it go and in the end live happily with Faramir.

3. Miranda Lawson (Mass Effect) Choosing one character from ME was a tough one, because the trilogy is packed with awesome characters and for all the years I have been playing (and reading about) ME[1..3], I am still learning new things about them. Sorry, got sidetracked again. Miranda. I picked her, because for my femShep, she was the first person Shepard could trust in ME2. She was told to make the impossible happen by resurrecting Shepard. No pressure, right? Both Shepard and Miranda know failure is not really an option for them. Both have learned that being on top is a very lonely place to be. She has not parents, her father is a madman. Last but not least, Miranda has an identical twin, like me, and I have always encouraged her to get her to know Oriana, because of the great bond twins share.

4. Leia (Star Wars) Growing up, she was one of my heroes. Brave and smartass, she defended the galaxy she believed in.  

5. Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter) One of the most complicated characters. In the books, we see him trying to find his place in the world, though he is no saint and his methods are questionable at best. He tried to so much to be like his father (even taking the Mark), only to find out it was all a lie and the bright future he was promised as pure blood wizard is in reality just racist bullshit. He is smart, doing all he can, and hopes for a quiet life, but in the end ending widowed.

6. Claire Underwood (House of Cards) I love two things about her: her ruthlessness and her marriage. Let me elaborate. Her marriage is more like a contract. She and Francis are partners, working together towards (a set of) goal/s. But she is not simply following his lead. She fights to be treated as an equal, to have her own goals fulfilled. And she learns that she has to be ruthless to achieve them, because (more or less) everybody is a liar in politics.

7. Spock (Star Trek) Yes, I love logic. I use logic in every part of my life, even to a fault. Spock's life was based on logic, trying to hide his emotions, even though it must have been painful to watch or his (human) mother. But in the end, he finds love and friendship and realizes he not just Vulkan or Human, he is simply Spock.

8. Cullen Rutherford (Dragon Age) Someone on tumblr (I cannot find the post now, so I am unable to cite, sorry! Anyone has the link?) argued that Cullen is aspie. I love this and completely agree with it. I admire his devotion to the Inquisition and his love to Inquisitor, his bravery to make hard choices and live with the consequences. He was able to learn from his hard past (Kinloch, Gallows) and own his mistakes. Now, he is loyal and dedicated, following, but not blindly. On a personal note, I admire his fight with lyrium addiction.

9. Lady Jessica (Dune) She was the embodiment of everything I wanted in a mother, but did not have. I wanted her Bene Gesserit training and her wisdom. She was proud of her kids, and encouraged them, but did not shield them from the outside world.

10. Hermione Granger (Harry Potter) I love you, Hermione, but I do not get it ... why did you end up with Ron of all people? How about Draco, hmm? He would be your intellectual equal and your relationship would show the haters they were wrong about him. Anyway, you can tell I am big dramione fan. But back to Hermione herself. Younger me (like younger teens), wanted to be like her. If you work/study your ass off, dear Strings, you would be appreciated and would find friends. Heh. Sorry, hun, it does not work that way. But without Hermione, I would not even try.

Oh, this got rather long. If you read it all, you have my respect and all my coffee. No, wait, not all of it. But one coffee with muffin will do :)

[bachelorbro-blog1]

Season 21 -- Week 4

Is it just me or did this week’s episode feel like the longest episode in the history of this franchise? I don’t know, maybe I’m just already over this season.

We open with Corinne sleeping. At this point I’m pretty sure she has narcolepsy.

The other ladies are shit talking her, which is nothing new. Moving forward...it’s almost time for the rose ceremony. Nick approaches the girls and lets them know that he’s so glad they’ve allowed themselves to open up around him (except for the ones whose names he doesn't know -- I’m looking at you, Whitney).

Taylor and Sarah ambush Corinne while she’s sleeping and tell her that she needs to calm down with the bouncy castles and bouncy chest. “I am not privileged in any way, shape, or form,” says Corinne, a 24-year-old woman who has a live-in nanny.

Time for the rose ceremony! Everyone (including Chris Harrison) is discussing Corinne and how she needs to go home immediately. “Girls are haters,” says Corinne.Then she makes a fart sound with her mouth.

Christen explains that she feels that she’s further along emotionally with Nick than some of the other girls. She is promptly eliminated. (As is Brittany, a girl who I only remember as the one who was really amped about sports). Alexis, a perfect person, gets a rose. Alexis, if you’re reading this, I would very much like for us to be friends. 

When Corinne gets a rose, Josephine’s jaw drops. Taylor shit talks her in a talking head interview. “I thought Nick was looking for a mature, adult partner,” says Taylor, who is 23 years old. 

Christen cries near a fountain. Brittany explains that she used to make fun of girls for crying on the show and then bursts into tears while waving her hands near her face so as not to let the tears fall. 

Corinne licks a rose, grabs her chest, and almost falls out of her chair. She is absolutely the girl that you would find at a frat party asking people if they had seen her friend (who was not in attendance at said party in the first place).

Taylor is slowly, but surely, becoming this season’s second villain, much like Alex became the Lefou to Chad’s Gaston last season. 

“Pack your bags,” says Chris Harrison. The girls cheer. “You’re going to Wisconsin,” he adds. There is less cheering. 

The ladies arrive at a mansion in Wisconsin, a sentence I never thought I’d write. Nick’s mom and dad give a talking head interview. His mom looks like Kate Gosselin at a rock concert. I am not entirely convinced Nick’s dad isn't just Nick wearing special effects makeup. “We don't want to see you on the show again,” says Nick’s dad. “I agree,” says everyone in America.

Welcome to Waukesha, the place where the Slender Man stabbing took place three years ago. Danielle L. gets a solo date and Nick leaves the rest of the women in a park. They have nothing else to do so I assume they’re going to plot against Corinne back at their Wisconsin mansion.

Nick and Danielle L. decorate the scariest cookies I have ever seen in my entire life. Danielle’s fake laugh is awkward so Nick kisses her to make her stop. That somehow makes everything even more awkward than it already was. Cool.

Oh my gosh! It’s Nick’s ex in a coffee shop. She just happened to be there, already mic’d. How weird! “This is so trippy,” says Nick. “Oh, so this bitch gets to be on the show?” screams Liz, from her couch.

Nick continues to tell Danielle L. about every girl he’s ever had sex with, which is a perfectly normal thing to do on your first date with someone. They finally end up at dinner at the fanciest restaurant in Wisconsin. Nick is wearing a jacket that matches the exact couch they’re sitting on. He asks Danielle L. to talk about her flaws, which is also a perfectly normal thing to do on a first date. Danielle L.’s parents are divorced and she thinks that makes it harder for her to open up to people. 

The next group date is announced. “Say cheese,” says Danielle M. Please, please tell me they’re going to be making cheese pasta. Please. Raven gets the one-on-one date. She is excited that Corinne won’t be getting any private time with Nick this week. 

Danielle L. gets a rose, unsurprisingly. Nick announces that he has a surprise for her, and they end up at a Chris Lane concert. I don’t know who Chris Lane is. I am 100% sure that Danielle L. also doesn't know who he is, but she plays along while visions of engagement rings and messy tabloid breakups dance in her head. 

Every contestant who isn't Danielle L. or Raven winds up on a group date at a farm. There are baby cows everywhere. I am crying. Most of the ladies are ready to get down and dirty even if they don't particularly love shoveling poop or milking cows. Of course, Corinne is not interested in taking part unless Raquel can do her chores for her. 

Everyone is shoveling poop. Corinne says poop about 50 times and then declares that this is probably the worst date she's ever been on. I really, really don’t believe that. She sits outside and cries while the rest of the women make poop-related jokes at her expense. 

Corinne says “poopie” more than a few times. She has effectively made sure that everyone is aware of the fact that she has the mental and emotional maturity of a 6 year old. 

Kristina mentions that she’s had a rough life, but doesn't delve into any of that just yet. She kisses Nick for the first (?) time. Astrid is tired of talking about Corinne, but America isn't. Corinne makes a corn metaphor or something. I don’t actually know what’s going on.

Vanessa gives Nick a book made by her coworkers and students. She is 100% the winner. The end. We can stop the season right here and just go into the next season of The Bachelorette, starring Rachel, who is important and does not need to be wasting her time with Nick. 

“If I did anything, come to me,” says Corinne. Every girl immediately comes to her and then she throws a tantrum. She rattles off a list of people who have taken naps in their lives, including Michael Jordan and Abraham Lincoln. I’m not sure what kind of comparison she’s trying to make. I am officially done with her. 

Kristina, in the surprise throw down of the season, calls Corinne out. “I’m not stupid. I choose to handle things head on and you hide away,” she says. I would very much like more screen time for Kristina. 

“We’re fighting for a fiancé, not a...pickle,” says Corinne. Something tells me she was sick the day her fourth grade teacher taught the class about metaphors and similes. 

This horrible date is finally over, and it’s time for Raven’s one-on-one. She meets Nick’s little sister, Mia Hamm, as well as his parents. “What kind of name is Raven?” asks Nick’s father, as if he has never seen That’s So Raven. 

Josephine is effectively becoming the Daniel to Corinne’s Chad. I’m not sure why. Taylor H A T E S Corinne. She is going to drown her in the bath tub that she’s pretending is a hot tub. 

Nick and Raven end up at a roller-skating rink, which actually looks like a lot of fun. Raven and Bella are having a private conversation while Nick skates around in the background, hoping to impress his second, third, and fourth wives. “I really want another sister-in-law,” says Bella. 

Anyway, Nick and Raven go to the Milwaukee Art Museum and have a very private dinner in a very large, very white room. Raven reveals that she is the inspiration behind Carrie Underwood’s classic “Before He Cheats.” She walked in on her boyfriend and some other girl having sex and then bashed his head in with the girl’s stiletto. I am officially obsessed with Raven. If there is any footage of this historic event, please send it my way. Nick gets a weird boner while Raven weaves her epic tale. She gets a rose. 

Taylor expresses her desire to kick Corinne in the face. Corinne has similar feelings about Taylor. They are going to fight to the death, but not this week, as there are only about 15 minutes left. 

Danielle L., who has a rose, pulls Nick aside anyway, which is a power move. Taylor does not appreciate any other women making power moves. She yanks Nick away from her and proceeds to lick his mouth. 

Corinne and Josephine eat pigs in a blanket, drink wine, and talk shit (i.e. exactly my kind of party). 

Corinne and Taylor finally get to throw down (they sit near a fire under a blanket). For the first time this season I am on Team Corinne, not because I like her, but because Taylor feels that she has the right to speak down to everyone in the house. Remember when she said she had no friends as a kid? I think we’ve found the reason for that. Next week they’re going to have a two-on-one date. Taylor will go home. Bye.

After the previews, perfect Alexis lets us know that she is afraid of Nicolas Cage and that she thinks Raven might be an alien. Please keep her, ABC. She makes me so very happy.

My top 5:

1. Vanessa

2. Danielle M.

3. Raven

4. Rachel

5. Alexis 

[harleyquinnbluemoonlove]

The OG BROY Didn’t like being told No by me. See loyalty you allowed them people in DC to try to kill me at Chris Party then tried to kick me out. Play my role. I am pretty good at it. I am annoyed hungry and very Petty. Yeah I’m on some TJ shit some three six mafia shit. Bc that my damn Gs now I’ve the hearts and minds of the world and before I die today bc I’m starved out bc I DESERVE it? I did do this. I did not create the TRIO. Clues — movies stupid movies that got a Shadow Cast at the opening in 1975 right here in Memphis at the Evergreen Theatre. And our last party was after I got robbed at the store in MS on Goodman Road by trainees 2 weeks after i put $35 gas in Mane Manes wrecked car at 3:45 AM. He had change and it wasn’t enough he was scared to death nearly crying so I swiped my debit card and filled up his tank. Some folks in AR are legit Some are dumb like John and he Carolyn tattoo on his neck. Can we JFK Jr and Carolyn Helicopter Crash. And buried at Sea while I worked in protocol and my counterpart was a rainbow hat lol and Jack Nicholson’s nephew also worked in AF protocol. I like originals like General Ryan. The real C R B T G etc it takes 2 to make a thing go right that’s where you are wrong. And why wear a mask when I wear skin, human skin The real playas know what I’m talking about and the rest you cannot handle the truth! That’s from a movie that I like is features Maverick and Goose. We like making a comic book character come alive instead of reading about it. Bipolar Schizo? No ya know Einstein created beer and split the atom or Adam and apple is 1st sin 1st computer It’s McIntosh and it is a Texas thing very very Tx it cooper as well and a lot of Brads2 dougs the hangover watch it who d enemy in that movie ? Little China Man another great movie Big Trouble In Little China and y’all don’t like her. She’s fabulous. I am her. Carrie Dunford daddy is Judge Thorne District 3 Circuit Court Judge in the majority of Arkansas. I like Judy Judy Judge Joe Brown. I like KCCO Chive. First Rap Song No sleep til Brooklyn and after me and Stan jumped out of the attic window in the house that Mexicans bought and painted a funky color. My cuz Zach and pats daughter were in that car or truck that wrecked by the Mendoza drunk man next to Connie Gill 4698 Lawrence Ave it’s to the right of the house. A curse a blessing but you could have killed them in 98 and one cuz is was a detective for MPD married to a Nurse. Another cuz was CSI Forensics he picked up Zachs body in 2013. And I lost 3 people in a 7 day period. Bobby Lumpkin Zach Price and Angela’s second baby. Barry went off on me the other said my life is at stake nah yours is you married her. She fucks anyone to include family did her momma wrong. Her momma died of throat cancer never smoked a day in her life. Carl also throat cancer. Me Katie Skye all have blood cancers. Stan has bone cancer and I have bone marrow failure. It’s crazy Robbin Hood Prince of Thieves. I like the story about The Working Girl I like that one. I really enjoy a good old horror movie and I prefer really scary. Really fucked up. Self made millionaires bc they know the struggle and the value of a dollar. I’ve been listening white rappers since day 1 and then I got introduced to the good shit right here. I like old school and Grown Men and this is for Britney and Carrie Underwood and the savage women are not threatened by me nope bc they are fine as fuck too. They sometimes get the ring. I am the one who will tell I will buy my own ring. But now I want it I earned it. Any form. Any fashion I don’t care. I need food vitamins and some D. Clean clean for real take a shower and then sluts to shut up color in the lines stay in their lanes bc I help my haters adjust to HQ level. See you cannot op in DC is you basic or baseline. I’m play the outer field in softball. I can run with them boys proven fact bc I don’t quit. And I don’t fail. Perfect practice makes perfect results. No failures no falter no days off yeah maybe a pain pill sometimes bc I’ve carried the weight of the world on my shoulde

[kayla1993-world]

Country music star Carrie Underwood is known for her stellar vocals as well as her commitment to health and wellness. She also has her own fitness lifestyle line, CALIA by Carrie Underwood, and recently released a book with her trainer and nutritionist.

The award-winning singer recently shared a past diet plan that turned unhealthy, and revealed what she turns to for nutrition today.

The Cry Pretty singer stays busy in her career and at home with two young sons -- Isaiah, 5, and Jacob, 1 -- with pro hockey player husband Mike Fisher. Despite being a famous couple, Underwood insists they are just an everyday family and chooses to leave her superstar status on stage.

"We're just really normal people and I'm so thankful that we are," she recently told People. "I feel like if I were the person that I am on stage when I'm at home, I just don't know if that person would like have too many friends. I enjoy getting to play that role, but you can't be that big of a personality all the time. Well I guess you can, but it's gotta be exhausting."

Though they part ways when it comes to diet plans -- she's a vegan, he's a meat lover -- they balance household chores to accommodate each other's hectic schedules. "We're a good team," she told Women's Health.

Good to be back at a @predsnhl game! Way to pull out the win, guys! Didn't realize how much I missed it. Think I can talk the hubby into coming back for one more round? #LetsGoPredators #UnRetiredAgain? #FangFingers #MyHusbandNeedsAJob

Underwood places a priority on family time, making a point of congregating at the end of the day. "We have dinner together six nights a week," she shared. "I feel like that's something really important. What my husband and I talk about more than anything is how to make sure our children have a 'normal' childhood. That's hard with this particular life." 

"I shouldn't care what other people think about me," the Grammy winner said, realizing that some certain foods she was choosing weren't beneficial. "I was tired, and I kept buying bigger clothes. I knew I could be better for myself, and I let my haters be my motivators."

Excited to pick up a copy of the exclusive version of my new book #FindYourPath now available at @Target! #BonusChapter #IHeartVeggies

After winning American Idol, Underwood became more calorie conscious and began working out more often, seeing positive results. "I was sleeping better, and I had more energy for our grueling schedule," she recalled, then revealed that she began exercising more and eating less -- as little as 800 calories a day -- thinking the adjustments would bring her an even greater outcome.

Despite acheiving some weight loss, Underwood's strategy began to trigger an unhealthy loop of see-saw eating. "I would 'fall off the wagon,' then feel terrible and repeat the cycle," she shared. "Your body is screaming out, I need more calories, I need more carbs!"

Now Underwood prioritizes health over weight with and focuses on 45 percent carbs, 30 percent fat, and 25 percent protein. According to Women's Health, the country singer's typical meal regimen includes a tofu or egg-white scramble, Ezekiel toast, berries, and coffee before her workout; a Tofurky, tomato, avocado, red onion, spinach, and mustard sandwich at lunch; a green smoothie or protein bar for a snack; and then roasted veggies and a piece of vegan chicken or a tofu stir-fry for dinner. Not one for sweets, Underwood does have one treat she likes to indulge in.

"I do have my vice, and it's red wine," she revealed. "It's good for my heart, right?!"

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Star, April 1

Cover: Prince William and Prince Harry torn apart by secret baby scandal 

Page 1: Mariah Carey’s diva demands for her Las Vegas residency 

Page 2: Contents, Julianne Hough

Page 4: Matt Lauer is worried what Katie Couric will say about him in her upcoming memoir 

Page 5: Old friends like Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Garner and Christian Bale have turned their backs on self-absorbed Bradley Cooper, the six cast members of Friends -- Matt LeBlanc and Lisa Kudrow and David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox -- will receive $50 million each from reruns of the show, Zac Efron asked Hugh Jackman for help on how to land the role of Ikaris in the Eternals film 

Page 6: Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin arrested as part of a nationwide college admission scheme, Khloe Kardashian’s $100K post-Tristan Thompson transformation, Spot the Stars -- Floyd Mayweather, Mariah Carey, Christina Milian, Jessica Szohr, Brie Larson, Kamil Nickalek, Idris Elba, Brooke Shields and Marisa Tomei and Marcia Gay Harden 

Page 7: Fame by A.J. Benza -- Naomi Campbell insisted Liam Payne get $10,000 of new clothes because she is particular about how men look when they’re with her, Rob Lowe works constantly to keep his past sex scandal in the past during the #MeToo movement, Marci Turk helped Howard Stern soften his image and write his new book 

Page 8: Divorce drama with ex Ryan Phillippe is tearing Reese Witherspoon’s marriage to Jim Toth apart 

Page 10: Star Shots -- Sarah Jessica Parker, Channing Tatum and Jessie J, Janel Parrish 

Page 12: Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian and daughter, Jessica Chastain and Busy Philipps, Candace Cameron Bure 

Page 14: Queer Eye’s Antoni Porowski, Gwyneth Paltrow and Demi Moore, Will.i.am 

Page 16: Chrissy Teigen and son Miles, Tim Burton, Olivia Wilde 

Page 17: Matthew McConaughey, Naomi Campbell 

Page 18: Yara Shahidi, Brandon Maxwell and Karlie Kloss, Zachary Levi 

Page 20: Maren Morris, Sheryl Crow, Nick Jonas and a puppy 

Page 21: Julianne Moore, Hilary Duff with a husky on the set of Younger 

Page 24: Normal or Not? -- Cole Sprouse, Patton Oswalt, Denise Richards 

Page 25: Dax Shepard, Scout Willis 

Page 26: Fashion -- Best of the Week -- Isla Fisher, Brie Larson, Haley Lu Richardson 

Page 27: Adria Arjona, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley 

Page 28: Hot Sheet 

Page 30: Residents of Blake Shelton’s hometown of Tishomingo, Oklahoma hope Gwen Stefani will open a store -- like Miranda Lambert did -- to bring back tourists 

Page 32: Hollywood’s waist sizes are getting smaller and smaller -- Cindy Bruna, La Toya Jackson, Emily Ratajkowski 

Page 33: Bella Hadid, Gigi Hadid, Elsa Hosk 

Page 34: Priyanka Chopra Jonas is sparing no expense for Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner’s upcoming wedding even though they’re footing the bill 

Page 35: Victoria and David Beckham’s PDA is a carefully orchestrated show designed to distract attention from their marital woes, Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez engaged at last, Eva Mendes is desperate for kid no. 3 and has told Ryan Gosling that if he’s not on board he could on the fast track to being single 

Page 36: Kim Kardashian thinks Tristan Thompson cheated on Khloe Kardashian because their sex life went down the tubes after Khloe gave birth and she’s determined to keep the spark alive with Kanye West, John Krasinski and Emily Blunt have it in their contracts that they’re together, Love Bites -- Lea Michele wed Zandy Reich, Devin Dawson is engaged to Leah Sykes, Chance the Rapper wed Kirsten Corley, Jeff Lewis is dating just weeks after his split from Gage Edward 

Page 38: Cover Story -- Prince William and Prince Harry are devastated after discovering their disgraced father Prince Charles has an illegitimate love child with Camilla 

Page 42: Girl Power -- Brie Larson in Captain Marvel, Evangeline Lilly in Ant-Man and the Wasp, Danai Gurira and Lupita Nyong’o in Black Panther 

Page 43: Amber Heard in Aquaman, Zazie Beetz in Deadpool 2 

Page 44: Gal Gadot in Wonder Woman, Krysten Ritter in Jessica Jones, Olivia Holt in Cloak & Dagger 

Page 45: Elizabeth Olsen in Avengers: Age of Ultron, Olivia Munn in X-Men: Apocalypse, Pom Klementieff in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, Tessa Thompson in Thor: Ragnarok 

Page 46: Burning Questions -- Nicki Minaj called convicted sex offender boyfriend Kenneth Petty husband, it’s not known if Colton Underwood lost his virginity on The Bachelor

Page 47: Britney Spears musical coming to Broadway, Conor McGregor arrested for knocking a fan’s cellphone out his hand and stomping on it, Luke Perry’s daughter claps back at Internet haters criticizing her grieving process 

Page 48: Wicked Whispers -- Lisa Vanderpump’s real-life feud with her RHOBH castmates has her itching to leave the show and get her own daytime talk show 

Page 49: Steven Spielberg bonds will fellow jurists during jury duty, Olivia Culpo, Sofia Boutella, Blind Item 

Page 50: Double Takes -- Melissa Satta vs. Dua Lipa 

Page 52: Style -- Gigi Hadid 

Page 56: Kaia Gerber 

Page 60: Entertainment 

Page 61: Q&A with Joe Gatto of Impractical Jokers 

Page 70: Wait, There’s More! Ben Affleck’s ex Shauna Sexton wants to see Triple Frontier but can’t stand to look at Ben’s face for 2 hours, Rosie O’Donnell says she was abused by her father

Page 72: Parting Shot -- Paris Hilton and dog on the runway 

[parentlology-blog]

9 Times Celebrity Moms Were Mom Shamed

It's hard enough being a mom – especially when dealing with other moms in the pickup line, at class events, and on the playground. They’rejudgy enough. Can you imagine being a celebrity and having “fans” and “haters” attack you (behind your back and on social media) for just doing what you do as a mom?

The following 10 celebrities have been mom shamed for some truly ridiculous reasons. Let’s commiserate with them.

1. Kim Kardashian West

Being a Kardashian/Jenner and living your life in front of/for the cameras means you’re fair game. Or does it?

These celebs have a private life as well, but trolls can't resist shaming Kim for a bevy of perceived wrongs that she appears to have perpetrated against her kids. Take the Kardashian family Christmas card as an example. When Kim posted one, the trolls came out for how her daughter North West looked, saying: "Your daughter is how old? Why is she wearing lipstick? Sad." and "This red on a five-year-old old is tacky and takes away from their beauty." Sigh.

Another time, Kim shared a photo of her and North on the beach. Commenters could not resist mom shaming Kim for putting North in a bikini. "That swim suit is a bit inappropriate for a little girl in my opinion!!" one person commented on Instagram.

Is it? Or is it inappropriate to police other people’s choices of how to dress their own kid.

https://twitter.com/itsKELSEYtho/status/1078074706505465858

2. Victoria Beckham

Mom shaming can extend to a parent, even when that child is now an adult. Victoria Beckham posted a shirtless photo of her 20-year-old son Brooklyn, giving some people the self-appointed right to police his many tattoos.

One commenter said, “Did you approve all those tattoos.” Another one said, “As a mother, I would have NEVER posted a picture like this.”

https://www.instagram.com/p/BlpNQkjFW7j/?utm_source=ig_embed

3. Megan Fox

Last spring, Megan Fox posted an adorable photo of her sons Noah and Bodhi. It didn’t take long for the haters to come out. One commented, “LOL..poor things look like little girls,” in reference to the boys’ long hair. Another person said, "I’m pretty sure she encourages them to be like girls or something, she dresses them like girls for godsakes, look it up, and I’m not even surprised its just how Hollywood people are a little weird."

https://www.instagram.com/p/BiZw5PFhxzu/?utm_source=ig_embed

4. Khloé Kardashian

Khloé Kardashian posted an adorable photo on Instagram of her daughter, True, sitting in a handbag and wearing an animal-print head wrap. This drove some people nuts. Commenters implied that Khloe was ashamed of True’s natural hair and using the wrap to hide it.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bur34HnlYjW/?utm_source=ig_embed

5. Kourtney Kardashian

Kourtney Kardashian posted a photo of herself lounging by the pool, shopping on her laptop on Thanksgiving weekend. What did commenters focus on? Her son Reign’s hair. "The kid is freezing, damn. Start being a mom, poor kids. Also cut the boy's hair," one person wrote. For the record, Kourtney lives in Southern California where it was about 75 degrees Thanksgiving weekend.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BqkxR8snIDU/?utm_source=ig_embed

6. Blac Chyna

Blac Chyna discovered how the internet likes to put the Kardashians in their place after she had Rob Kardashian’s baby. She posted a photo, which she has since deleted, of her daughter Dream wearing two clip in hot pink hairpieces in her pigtails. It was cute and playful. But as you can imagine, the internet lost their minds. One commenter said: “She's not a toy," and another said, "It's not necessary. It's a baby. Not a doll to play to with."

7. Carrie Underwood

Poor Carrie Underwood. She posted a fun selfie taken on the sidelines of her son’s soccer game and the commenters tore her apart. How dare she put on a full face of makeup to go to a kids’ soccer game! (Can you imagine what they would have said if she didn’t put on makeup, though?)

One troll said, "Well, that is a crap ton of makeup for a soccer game." Another said, "Show up like most soccer moms, messy hair don't care, no makeup and a coffee mug in hand."

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpKT5iMFQnt/?utm_source=ig_embed

9. Jessie James Decker

Last summer, singer Jessie James Decker posted a photo of her daughter with the caption “tan bunny.” The concerned trolls absolutely unleashed on her. One wrote, "Children shouldn't be tanning. Skin cancer is never a good look." Another person said, "MELANOMA take it serious my daughter has it and it came from the Sun."

To be clear,neither person had any way of knowing if Decker’s daughter was slathered up with SPF150.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BkqW9_KBV0j/?utm_source=ig_embed

10. Kylie Jenner

And we're back to a Kardashian/Jenner family member. When Kylie Jenner’s daughter Stormi was one month old, haters came at her for a very serious mom crime—her manicure. "How does Kylie wipe Stormi’s ass with those long ass nails, I’m shook,” one Twitter user wrote. Others assumed her long nails meant she was a terrible mother. "Of course she doesn’t change Stormi's diapers. She no doubt has a team that looks after the baby while she just uses her as an accessory."

https://www.instagram.com/p/BfzEfy-lK1N

While it’s obvious that internet trolls have too much time on their hands, do you think celebrity moms deserve to be shamed?When is it right to call someone out, and when is it none of your business? Let us know in the comments below.

ABOUT PARENTOLOGY Founded in 2019,Parentology is your information destination for parenting in the digital age. Find out more at Parentology.com. By Amy Lamare for Parentology

[themomsandthecity]

Dear People Who Work Out With Their Small Children, Can You Stop?

We've all seen the "adorable" photos of fit moms and celebrities working out with their kids on social media. I'll admit these images are sometimes sweet and often envy-inducing (who wouldn't want Carrie Underwood's legs or even her home gym?), but when I see a mama getting her sweat on with her little one by her side, all I can think is, "Ugh, WHY?" Here's the thing: like most moms of small children, I rarely do anything alone, including going to the bathroom, showering, dressing, and sleeping . . . except when I work out. I've claimed this time as mine, and I'm not giving it back. I also don't want my kids to be passionate about squats and weights when what they should be focusing on is running around and playing. Related Just Because You Eat Clean Doesn't Mean You Should Force Your Kids To Since I refuse to work out with my kids anywhere near me, I get up hours earlier than I'd like to so I can fit in fitness before the sun - and my little sunshines - rise. It sucks getting up when all I want to do is slam the snooze button, but I never give in to the urge. My workout time is the only time during my day that I'm by myself, and I friggin' love every last second of it. My workout time is the only time during my day that I'm by myself, and I friggin' love every last second of it. During those 20 or 30 minutes, I don't have to answer questions about what snack someone can eat while I flow through a yoga session. I'm not forced to hit "pause" halfway through a cardio push because someone pooped. I'm not mildly engaged in my workout while also trying to read a book about how to catch a leprechaun to my preschooler. Nope. I'm focused on me. And I know my family is better off for my "selfishness." Moments after my sweat session ends, it's back to them, them, them, and since I've had my time, I'm more than happy to go there. Related When Haters Trolled 1 Mom For Working Out at Target, She Clapped Back by Doing This Now, I get that for some moms, working out alone isn't feasible. Working out at all is so hard, especially if you're a mom, so I'm not here to knock you off your plank. And as kids get older and more into sports, working out can become a passion of theirs that you two can share together. When your child sees you get excited about fitness, it can show them how important it is to focus on their own health. I hear you, and I support that. But moms, they don't need to be your "little workout buddy" to get excited about health. Show them a video of a ninja obstacle course they can re-create in the backyard or organize a neighborhood relay race. That way, you get to have something just for you and your kids won't worry about doing a burpee before they're 5. Remind yourself that you'll be a happier, more patient, and less frazzled mom if you put your babes in the childcare room at the gym for 30 minutes so they can actually play and you can climb, Spin, or run all by your damn self. Or join me at the crack of dawn in your own living room and revel in the silence and space of an uninterrupted home workout, even if it means your Instagram pic of your sweat session won't be quite as "cute." Editor's Note: This piece was written by a POPSUGAR contributor and does not necessarily reflect the views of POPSUGAR Inc. Interested in joining our POPSUGAR Voices network of contributors from around the globe? Click here. http://bit.ly/2C536hP

[simmeons]

burnt my arm on the oven im literally Freddy Krueger

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Us, February 4

Cover: John Travolta and Kelly Preston -- Love, Loss and Scientology 

Page 1: Red Carpet First Look -- Lucy Hale 

Page 2: Red Carpet -- Winter White -- Jessica Biel, Lupita Nyong’o, Dakota Johnson, Karolina Kurkova, Rita Ora 

Page 3: Alexandra Daddario, Jennifer Lopez, Lily James, Emily Mortimer, Emily Blunt 

Page 4: Who Wore It Best? Mariah Carey vs. Mischa Barton, Nicole Kidman vs. Kat Graham, Gemma Chan vs. Bel Powley 

Page 6: Victoria Justice vs. Paris Jackson, Brooke Burke vs. Jenna Dewan, Elisabeth Moss vs. Monica Lewinsky 

Page 8: Jamie Chung vs. Shay Mitchell vs. Zoe Lister-Jones 

Page 10: Loose Talk -- Goldie Hawn on being in the delivery room with Kate Hudson, Sam Smith on his eye infection, Anne Hathaway on her singing, Hugh Grant to whoever broke into his car, Jake Gyllenhaal��

Page 13: Contents 

Page 14: Hot Pics -- The Women’s March in LA -- Lea Thompson 

Page 15: Maria Bello, Marisa Tomei, Adam Rippon, Lauren Jauregui, Sarah Hyland, Laverne Cox 

Page 16: Lauren Burnham and Arie Luyendyk Jr., Drew and Jonathan Scott, Wells Adams and Brandi Cyrus, Gayle King 

Page 17: Robert Downey Jr., Ryan Reynolds, Peta Murgatroyd and son 

Page 18: Christie Brinkley, Reese Witherspoon and mom Betty, Rita Ora, Robert Pattinson has a new hobby -- making clothes 

Page 19: Jimmy Fallon and Lin-Manuel Miranda and Ruben J. Carbajal of Hamilton in Puerto Rico 

Page 20: Miranda Kerr, Hoda Kotb and Savannah Guthrie, the stars of Glass -- Anya Taylor-Joy and Sarah Paulson and James McAvoy and Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson

Page 21: Sarah Jessica Parker and Molly Shannon, Hailey Bieber, Justin Bieber 

Page 22: Camilla Belle and Linda Cardellini, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens 

Page 23: Michael B. Jordan, Rooney Mara 

Page 23: #10YearChallenge -- Ariel Winter, Khloe Kardashian, Adam Lambert and Katy Perry, Kylie Jenner 

Page 24: Regina King, Beyonce, January Jones and Kiernan Shipka, Jennifer Lawrence 

Page 26: Stars turn out for their favorite NFL teams -- Billy Magnussen, Jordan Rodgers and fiancee Joelle “JoJo” Fletcher, Ciara and kids, 50 Cent 

Page 27: Ty Burrell and Nolan Gould, Chanel Iman and daughter, Dennis Quaid and girlfriend Santa Auzina, Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade, Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady 

Page 28: Barefoot Contessas -- Emma Thompson, Florence Welch, Lena Dunham, Kathie Lee Gifford, Anne Hathaway 

Page 29: Jessica Simpson, Chrissy Teigen, Kristen Stewart 

Page 30: Let It Rain -- Ted Danson, Duchess Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, Jude Law 

Page 31: Ryan Seacrest and Jenny McCarthy, Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra-Jonas, Karlie Kloss 

Page 32: Pooch Power -- Adopt, Don’t Shop -- Hugh Jackman with Dali and Allegra, Tallulah Willis and Merl, Halle Berry and dog 

Page 33: Lisa Vanderpump and Harrison, Luann de Lesseps and dog, Katy Perry and Nugget 

Page 34: Stars They’re Just Like Us -- James Middleton, Rachel Bilson, Tiffany Haddish 

Page 35: Julianne Moore, Milo Ventimiglia and Wilmer Valderrama, Emma Roberts 

Page 36: Hollywood Moms -- Desiree Hartsock on motherhood 

Page 37: Behati Prinsloo works hard to ensure her daughters with Adam Levine are well-behaved, Tia Mowry’s daughter’s first word was Mama, Debra Messing’s son helps with her wardrobe 

Page 38: Love Lives -- Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos secret to happiness 

Page 39: Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas share a sense of humor, Gina Rodriguez and Joe LoCicero are so ready to wed, Tom Holland and Zendaya enjoyed a dinner date in LA yet have never confirmed their relationship 

Page 40: Anthony De La Torre’s pickup line worked on Lana Condor, Jana Kramer and Mike Caussin are communicating better, Rosario Dawson dating New Jersey senator Cory Booker 

Page 41: Ashley Graham and Justin Ervin spice things up 

Page 42: Jessica Simpson celebrated baby Birdie 

Page 43: Jillian Michaels fighting with Andy Cohen and Al Michaels over the keto diet, Brad Pitt and Charlize Theron possible new couple alert, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s daughter North is excited for a new baby brother 

Page 44: Prince Philip was not plans to give up driving after car accident, Gwyneth Paltrow’s expensive Goop Health summit is scheduled for March 9, Stars who shut down haters -- Katharine McPhee, Tiffany Haddish, Ellen Pompeo, Vanessa Lachey, Gabrielle Union 

Page 45: Celebs weigh in on who should host the Oscars -- Fiona Xie suggests Awkwafina and Ken Jeong, Seth Rogen picked Nick Kroll and John Mulaney, Glenn Close suggested Jeff Goldblum, Sarah Silverman suggested Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, rumor has it the Avengers will reunited on stage, VIP Scene -- Camila Mendes, Dania Gurira, Martha Stewart, Amanda Bynes, Matthew Morrison and wife Renee, Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross, Leonardo DiCaprio and Camila Morrone, Dorinda Medley 

Page 46: What’s in my Bag? Kelly McCreary 

Page 47: Paris Jackson checks into a treatment facility, Scott Disick and Sofia Richie are extremely serious after nearly two years together, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino behind bars 

Page 48: Cover Story -- John Travolta’s most candid interview ever 

Page 52: Meghan Markle’s showstopping pregnancy style, Kate Middleton did it so differently 

Page 54: Sister Wives at a crossroads 

 Page 56: David Burtka on how to throw a winning Super Bowl party 

Page 60: Style 

Page 61: Celebs love leisurewear -- Christina Milian, Gigi Hadid, Chrissy Teigen, Shanina Shaik, Olivia Munn 

Page 62: Beauty 

Page 64: Backstreet Boys 

Page 66: Rent cast reveals why the show still works -- Brandon Victor Dixon, Tinashe, Vanessa Hudgens, Buzzzz-o-Meter -- Carrie Underwood, Mila Kunis, Courteney Cox, Bear Grylls, Meghan Markle 

Page 67: Matthew McConaughey on Serenity 

Page 70: Fashion Police -- Joey Fatone edition 

Page 72: 25 Things You Don’t Know About Me -- Marcia Gay Harden