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[tabithagracealterman]

Dear People Who Email,

I understand you feel you must. It's ok. Evernote's incredibly beautiful and thoughtful architecture incorporates this. It was clunky a few years ago (every email was easily and seamlessly forwarded elsewhere but saved appropriately with tags, which yielded in ungodly tumbilweaves under the bed inside the computer. Anyway, if you mustemail: And this is just a timesaving and maybe moneysaving tip for you: Under no circumstances will I open an email with the subject line "Grow Your."

Increase your audience. Reach more people. Develop your audience. Find your people. Expand your influence.

Like, ugh, like you don't get me. And the unfortunate side effect of you just not getting me (benign) is I then think you're supergross (malignant). I'm sorry. It's not judgment, I think. It's an overwhelming mission driven by NotMe that compels me to try to solve everything. The fact that I don't get hopeless and worn out is that I file the concepts away, knowing that better persons will finish them. And thus: FreeIdeas. I need to make FreeIdeas work. But I still feel made fun of, judged, harassed, ridiculed, sported/shatted upon.

Y'all I just want a hot bath. If you want it all to end here, I grant you permission to use what you stole in tactile form but ABSOLUTELY no audio, video or photo files. None whatsoever. Just take the scribbles and do what you want. That would make me happy. The rest, you're getting sued. As I've said a billion times.

SUCH

EASY

ANSWERS

HERE.

I also can't believe it is so hard to make a basic website that can then be scaled UP into a more complex, but still simple, concept. We have been to the MOON! How is this hard? (Note: Did this with designbuildarchitect. Worked together. Was awesome. Couldn't afford to build it bc you don't care why and whatever. But I still have the designs. Expandable build, three phases (or more as needed), but designed to incorporate "wings," so to speak, to be built contained; and then "added on to" but in the actual intentional design. U shape. It's real cool. You can have the designs for free on FreeIdeas! If architect agrees. Which he won't. I don't think. He's more like that than I am like this. But I could ask. Might as well if I don't get to build it. It is super cool.

Well, look at me rambling like a mofo. Maybe because Conan and Stephen didn't answer their phones. I wouldn't expect them to. Bravo all round.

(Note: I would embrace all the AI in the world. I'm not scared of AI. I am scared of people. Specifically: YOU PEOPLE.)

[tabithagracealterman]

OK come on. I totally expected to click the "AUDIO" button and a box would open up and I could push a button and then start talking. But no. Jeez.

Here is what I just told my Alexa: Alexa, ok now you can play some more music, but I don't want to hear anything mean and nothing with the word bitch in it! She asked me to say it again. I thought, well, I'll say it to the world! But that was so misguided.