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saintmeghanmarkle · 1 year ago
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No six degrees of separation: Interesting connections between Harrogant a PI lawyers Elton ILBW and court ca$e$
No six degrees of separation: Interesting connections between Harrogant, a PI, lawyers, Elton, ILBW, and court ca$e$ ⚖️ 💰 🔍 https://ift.tt/CfDGWjT Submitted June 08, 2023 at 01:12AM by wontyield https://ift.tt/9cms4nR via /r/SaintMeghanMarkle
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mft-toyama · 2 years ago
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レーザー刻印 インク印刷に比べて色数が少ない(主に明度調整のみ)。一方で印刷の剥がれなどのエラーが起こりにくいため、耐久性が必要なプロダクトに採用することが多い。 版を作成する必要がないので、シリアルナンバーのように個々の表記が異��る場合にも適している。 https://t.co/nwmAtl382p
— 山崎 タクマ (@takuma_yamazaki) Apr 1, 2023
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instant-delusions · 9 months ago
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OH MY GOSH are you a rafayel lover too 😭 i swear, i love him so much! and im happy that l&ds comnunity is growing here that a new ff of raffy is posted everyday when i refresh the tags! im glad u seem enthusiastic to accept requests 😔 my raffy brainrot is so bad i need my fix!
can i request? we know rafayel has some sort of "abandonment issues" and we know where it stems from and how it manifests (where he says mc can do what they want as long as they come back to him or let him know what they're doing 😭) and imagine that mc GENUINELY forgets bc she's tired from all the work as a hunter, and when she meets raffy again, he's quiet and she's trying to prod a word out of him but he won't budge cuz he's hurt 😭 and u can go on from there! aargh i love hurt/comfort so much.
happy valentines!! (in advance) 😔🎊🎂
YES rafa is my babygirl. my muse. my glubglubglub. my everything. HE'S SUPER RELATABLE TOO ??? HELP my abandonment issues are literally the same, I'm almost offended 😭😭💔 tysm for the request & happy early valentinesss 💓💓💓
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ʟᴏ$ᴇʀ=ʟ♡ᴠᴇʀ !
rafayel x reader
cw: burn-out like symptoms, wounds/blood, arguing, cursing, hurt & comfort
𓆝 ⋆。𖦹°‧𓇼
6:00 a.m., you skimmed over rafayel's last message and told yourself to reply later - of course, as fate does, a super strong wanderer appeared which occupied you for an excruciating, multiple hour long fight. it was night when you returned home, stripping off your uniform and throwing your gun on the kitchen counter. You barely made it to bed, soaking your sheets in a bit of blood before completely passing out.
it was noon when you woke up again and evening when you were done with your report and bandaging your wound. finally, you were able to check your phone, and it doomed on you. rafayel's message stayed unreplied. you scrolled down his other three texts.
𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝⋆。˚ 𓇼
11am rafa: are u ok?
12am rafa: (y/n), can I come over?
1pm: are u serious? not this again.
𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝⋆。˚ 𓇼
you furrowed your eyebrows in regret, but exhaled painfully right after. your wound opened again.
you were forced on another, quicker mission that night, but it still left you exhausted, your former wound nagging at you still. once again you came home late, passed out, and woke up around noon. opening your phone, there were no new messages.
quickly, you pressed the call button and were shocked to find the artist wasn't picking up.
𓆝 ⋆。𖦹°‧𓇼
5:00 pm y/n: hey, sry rafayel. work has been a lot lately.
5:01 pm y/n: I'm rlly sorry
𓆝 ⋆。𖦹°‧𓇼
wincing, you sat down, your heart beating anxiously for some reason. 'what if this is it? I broke his promise. there's no reason for him to stay. it's fair, but I need him around. because...'
because you like him. it's selfish, you want him around although you barely fill his needs. suddenly, a very familiar dark cloud forms in your stomach and you feel depressed. deeming another relationship ruined by your work, you open social media to drown out the silence.
several hours passed until a knock at your door ripped you out your daze. quickly, you got up and open it. "rafayel." you say, his name coming out almost like a sigh of relief before you could register it. he was dressed in his white shirt, and white pants adorned with an intricate silver belt - he looked put together as always. you, on the other hand, were in an oversized tee, messy hair and deep eyebags with chapped lips. "hi." he simply greeted, making his way into your apartment.
you followed him, breathing anxiously at his unreadable aura. "listen, rafayel - I'm sorry, I wanted to reply and text you but.."
"you forgot." he replied, crossing his arms. there was a look of hurt and disappointment in his face. "it's not that simple." you argued, breathing in to continue, but he emotionally cut you off. "it is, though. (y/n), if you'd like me enough, a simple task like keeping me updated would be easy."
"rafayel. I like you, I like you a lot but..." you breathed in deeply, the harshness of his words getting to you enough to make your eyes teary. defeated, you sat down on your couch, burying your face in your hands. "these past days have been a lot, I could barely take care of myself and most of the time I was either fighting, passed out or tending to my wounds..." you trailed off weakly - due to your eyes being covered, you couldn't see rafayel's eyebrows raising in shock at your reaction, his arms slowly sinking.
"I swear if I'd have a normal life, I'd text you regularly, but it's not." slowly, you raise your head to meet his eyes - yours were puffy and red, tears streamed down your face. rafayel stayed silent, waiting for you to continue.
"it'd be selfish of me to wish for you to stick by me while i don't fulfill your needs, i know i'm not a good...friend. I try to do my best, rafa. you mean a lot to me, but i understand if you want to leave. you deserve someone better."
at this point, tears were streaming down your face freely, and soft sobs escaped your throat. rafayel lowered his gaze, afraid he'd sink to his knees and beg for forgiveness instead. after a while, he sat next to you, slowly intertwining his fingers with yours and brushing his thumb across your hand as he watched your body move with your sobs. "(Y/N), there is not a single part of you that is selfish."
gently, he holds your cheek and makes you look at him. his hand remains there as he continues talking.
"rather, it is me who is selfish. i crave your attention and validation, and feel hurt if i don't receive it. i'm sorry for being petty, i should've come over sooner. and..."
rafayel moves his hand to wipe away your tears and softly kisses your forehead, he smiles as he hears you breathe out softly.
"i could never bring it over my heart to part from you."
you gaze into his rich, magenta eyes and feel your heartstrings pull towards him. it's as if there were a bridge between your chests. closing your eyes, you feel your love for him blooming in the valleys of your bloodstream and bubbling out of your skin, and it weirdly feels as old as millenia, as if you'd known this love all your life, and all the lives you lived before.
"i'm glad." you smiled wobbly, "i feel the same." with a sigh, you leaned your head on his shoulder and let your body relax.
"i dunno how to feel about you calling us 'friends', though."
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hyukassubi · 4 months ago
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🍪☕ It Was Always You and Me ༉‧₊˚.
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♡𓂃 Pairing -> (Former) Knight! Huening Kai x Seamstress! Reader
♡𓂃 Synopsis ->
Growing up, you never believed in purpose, nor destiny. Simply following the path of life, becoming a royal seamstress didn't at all seem like a bad idea. Only thing is, it wasn't your idea. Your best friend who just so happens to be the crowned prince knows what it's like to grow up having limited choices, and Prince Kang Taehyun doesn't want the same happening to you. The commander knight, in turn, has other plans for the future. After Huening Kai closes a profound chapter of his life, he seeks refuge from the chaos of his past, opting for a cozier lifestyle instead. ... And it just so seems that those plans wouldn't be fulfilled without you.
♡𓂃 Content (to be updated) -> (Former) Knight! Huening Kai, Prince! Taehyun, Wizard! Beomgyu, Bartender! Yeonjun, Bartender! Soobin; This story takes up a major chunk of the reader's life from when she's 3-22 years old, which obviously automatically applies to the TXT members, too; Bangchan from Stray Kids is an anti-aging Commander Knight for some reason and medieval Bebe Rexha exists because that just makes sense; LOTS OF FLUFF AND HEART MELTING SCENES; Restaurant (worker) AU;
♡𓂃 Update Schedule -> Friday, 12am WIB and Sunday, 6am WIB
♡𓂃 Started -> 1st of July
♡𓂃 Ended -> (to be updated)
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Chapters :
🍪 01 | Your Eyeliner Sucks But This Ceremony Doesn't
🍪 02 | Of Roses And Cookies
🍪 03 | Parting Ways and Painting Ceilings
🍪 04 | Knight-in-training Kai Kamal Huening
🍪 05 | The Prince's Sick Meal/ Blue and White Tiled Kitchens
🍪 06 | The Letter Tucked Under The Bonsai Tree/ This Shade of Green
🍪 07 | Hazelnut and Pony Riding Lessons
🍪 08 | Ditch The Navy
🍪 09 | The Knight, The Seamstress and The Goofy Ahh Food Inspector
🪡 10 | You Don't Smell Like Cookies Anymore/ Horse Ate My Sandwich
🪡 11 | Don't You Get Homesick?
🪡 12 | Because He's Big and Strong...
🪡 13 | The Queen's Bloody Shawl/ Why Didn't You Tell Me?
🪡 14 | Elipsis
🪡 15 | Smoked Grapes With A Wizard/ Don't Let Me Succumb To My Shrimp Cravings
🪡 16 | Booty So Big That Bed Broke But That Letter Got His Heart Broke-n
🪡 17 | The 'S' in 'Seamstress' Stands For 'Soulmate'
18...
♡𓂃 Teaser | Trailer | Behind The Scenes Content | Moodboard
♡𓂃 Taglist -> @sweetheartsaku @imcringebutimfree @i-like-to-read-at-4am @pengningie @marloree @stormy1408 @blossommi
©hyukassubi 2024 All Rights Reserved
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2lut4u · 1 year ago
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JEON WONWOO |PT.2
soft hours with wonwoo by @etherealyoungk
lazy days by @etherealyoungk
the morning commute by @alsktudy
boyfriend!wonwoo by @luvelve
Red Lights by @multi-kpop-fanfics
Cats and Coffee for Two by @multi-kpop-fanfics
sweater by @nishloves
the grudge by @babyleostuff
take the couch by @babyleostuff
midnight snack by @babyleostuff
lay by me by @babyleostuff
CHRISTMAS CUDDLES by @babyleostuff
to build a home: days off by @tomodachiii
wonwoo x idol!reader by @smileycarat
idol!wonwoo x idol!reader pt 2 by @smileycarat
a winter interlude by @wondernus
CRADLE by @wondernus
bookworm by @viastro
Good To Me by @moonhoures
when you gave me your name by @smileysuh
Sir, Please. by @gyuwoncheol
Ride Of Your Life by @gyuwoncheol
ruminations by @waldau
forever by @waldau
NEEDLE IN THE HAY by @hannieehaee
husband!wonwoo by @hannieehaee
getting into an accident while he’s on tour by @hannieehaee
horror game by @myung-heee
Head in the Clouds (Landing Among Stars) by @twogyuu
[1:15 AM] by @livjeonghan
kitchen talk by @wonuwonder
01:12am by @wonuwonder
love you twice (part one) by @toruro
wonwoo + bitter by @fairyhaos
the stars and you by @wheeboo
streetlight by @wheeboo
class president by @prettyreimagines
VvWonwoovV is live! by @icyminghao
a world of your own (blanketed in white) by @wqnwoos
after the seminar by @smileysuh
control me by @duhnova
Sehnsucht (M) by @leejihoonownsmyheart
Say Yes to me by @ssinboo
Morning grumbles and kisses by @martinijuns
LOVE & OTHER CLICHÉS by @nnight-dances
so fucking pretty by @seungkw1
First Snow by @onlymingyus
Heart of the Sea by @highvern
you’re my tomorrow by @hongcherry
[12:01 AM] by @haoiism
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ofswanlake · 6 months ago
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Melting
Melting is the first full album released by Nari. It was released on May 8th, 2024 through VIE Entertainment and Republic Records. It is available digitally and physically.
GET YOUR PHOTOCARD HERE!
PLAY ALBUM HERE.
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TRACK 01. Espresso (orig. by SABRINA CARPENTER) is a funk-pop English song written by Nari and produced by Julian Bunetta. On Genius, she explains that she compares herself to coffee to emphasize how energetic her partner gets with her. The lyrics further explain that she can get the guy— any guy— and she is this person’s dream come true. Nari references pop culture with Nintendo and Mountain Dew in this song.
TRACK 02. Melting (orig. by KALI UCHIS) is a dreamy love song written by Nari and Kino and produced by IO and Diplo. The song details falling in love with someone who makes you lose all your worries.
TRACK 03. Rooftop * (orig. by YOOA) is a hip-hop dance number with addictive string sounds and the booming percussion sound of an 808 bass written by Nari and Ryder Kim, produced by Jimmi. On Genius, Nari states, “Rooftop compares the line between reality and dreams to a rooftop— and a bird in the cage represents being stuck, and the bird wants to fly away and be free.”
TRACK 04. Kitty Cat * (orig. by JULIE of KISS OF LIFE) is a hip-hop based pop genre song composed of both vocals and rap. It’s written by Nari and Jennie, produced by IO. The song defies society’s expectations that a woman should be tame and submissive, and Nari is exactly the opposite. The lyrics further that while it may she like she has everything, she feels unloved and feels objectified and controlled by those around her. The societal “gaze” becomes too much for her to handle, and she just wants to break free from everyone’s expectations.
TRACK 05. Nothing (orig. by KISS OF LIFE) is a medium-tempo R&B song inspired by the 2000s written by Nari and Lainey, produced by Sade. The song is about a love reaching its end, a love that changed and the lack of emotion in the relationship.
TRACK 06. Sugar Rush (orig. by BIBI) is a playful and empowering anthem with upbeat R&B pop with a sparse hip-hop beat. It’s written by Nari and Pink Slip and was produced by Pink Slip and inverness. The song emphasizes Nari’s allure and charm while also warning those who try to take advantage. This song in particular is popular for its lyrics, hidden meaning in lyrics and surprise guest appearances by the rest of BLACKPINK in the music video.
TRACK 07. Don’t Let Me Go (ft. GIRIBOY) (orig. by JEON SOMI & GIRIBOY) is an upbeat song with a catchy whistle tune and smooth rapping featuring K-rapper and producer, GIRIBOY. The song discusses the need to be with the one you love.
TRACK 08. Teenager in Love (orig. by MADISON BEER) is a doo-wop pop song written by Nari and One Love, produced by One Love. The song references Dion and the Belmonts’ 1959 song “A Teenager in Love”. The original is about
TRACK 09. Feeling Lucky (ft. Jackson Wang) (orig. by BIBI, JACKSON WANG) is an all English sultry pop song written Kurtis Wells, Aldae & ABSOLUTELY and produced by Aldae and Kurtis Wells. The song is about a mutual attraction and the thrilling dynamics of a romantic relationship. It is the only song not written by Nari on the album.
PHYSICAL ALBUM CONTENT
1 disc + photobook (68 photos) + two versions + one random photocard out of three + one out of two random mini posters + one out of two random solo polaroids + one ot5 blackpink polaroid + stickers + one big folded poster + one swan keychain (PRE-ORDER ONLY)
STYLIST’S CHOICE
Rooftop Stages
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Kitty Cat Stages
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Espresso Stages
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HIGHLIGHTS
Espresso was released first as a surprise with one teaser announced on social media on May 6th, 2024 at 12AM KST. The song was an English pre-release single.
The music video for Espresso had 76 million views in the first 24 hours. It debuted at #1 on Worldwide iTunes Songs Chart, as well as charting #1 on Bugs and Genie, #3 on MelOn, and #94 on Flo. On all music platforms, the single cover was what captured many attention.
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Melting was soon announced with teasers posted on May 8th, 2024. It received over 200k pre-orders in the first 24 hours and within two weeks, it had 1.5million pre-orders.
There are two versions of the album, HEART and FACE.
Melting was released across all platforms on May 27th, 2024. All songs charted in the top 100 across Bugs, Genie, and MelOn. Rooftop debuted at #97 on Flo. The track Sugar Rush was banned from music shows.
Rooftop gained 59 million views within 24 hours, debuting at #1 on Bugs and Genie, #2 on MelOn and #97 on Flo. Nari promoted Rooftop on Korean music shows for two weeks, gaining seven music show wins during the time but in total had eleven wins for the song and performed Kitty Cat three times.
Nari promoted Espresso first, after she went to the Met Gala. She performed on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
She also went on Genius Verified to explain the lyrics, along with Wired! for Nari Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions.
She was super excited to do the Puppy Interview with Buzzfeed, she even posted a selfie teaser before the video and some videos on her Instagram once the video was out.
When promoting in Korea, she made sure to go on a lot of variety shows, mostly because she never got the chance before.
She went on Jaefriends, Knowing Bros, Let’s Eat, XYOB, The K-Star Next Door with Jonathan, D&E’s Wanna Come Here, PSICK Show, and The Killing Voice. She really enjoyed being on all of them, making sure to show her appreciation for being invited.
Nari explained on Genius Verified about Teenager in Love, “It’s not about anyone you know.”
VIE Entertainment (Nari) posted a live performance and dance practice for Espresso, Rooftop, and Kitty Cat on YouTube. Along with a lot of vlogs after the era was over, including her GRWM video for the Met Gala (which was posted before), preparing for her comeback, videos of her in the studio, etc.
She also opened her own TikTok account and began posting dance challenges with other idols, along with current trending challenges. She was the first idol Jennie did the Spot challenge with, and likewise for Espresso and Rooftop.
On social media, BLINKs were more ruthless than ever with getting rid of hate posts. VIE Entertainment also had to post a statement about taking legal action against malicious posts.
If she knew anything about said malicious posts, she never spoke out against them or seemed down at any point.
Not once did Nari answer any questions about Jungkook if she was asked by a reporter who couldn’t get the memo, known for either staring at them in silence until they changed the topic or laughing and ignoring them. But everyone knew they were still together as it somehow got out that she went to visit him.
Each time she went somewhere to a known schedule, she had multiple bodyguards with her just in case. And even for her just being out, she had bodyguards with her, no matter what. Which a lot of BLINKs (and Nari’s circle) were glad for.
All in all, it was a really good surprise comeback for Nari.
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junekissed · 2 years ago
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bedtime kisses
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member — husband!junhui x reader genre — very very soft fluff word count — 650 warnings — none. something short and sweet for you all tonight notes — it is 3:12am and i could not sleep until this idea came to me and i had to write it out. hope it helps you sleep too :)
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it's the night before a big event, and jun can't sleep.
you lay next to him as he tosses and turns, groaning because he can't find just the right position. you know the feeling all too well– that feeling when nothing is comfortable, and all you can do is lie awake annoyedly until you fall asleep hours later.
and of course, with jun moving around, you can't sleep either. not that you aren't sleepy, but his constant rolling around pulls you away from your slumber every time you get anywhere close to it.
there's a clock on your nightstand behind you, but you don't have the energy to roll over to check it. besides, you don't need to see the time to know the hour is late, and both you and your adorable husband need your beauty sleep.
now, he lies on his stomach, facedown in his pillow. he lets out a groan, and it reverberates into the pillow, the noise cushioned by the fabric.
you laugh. "junnie, go to sleep," you whisper.
he turns his head to the side to face you. "can't," he whines, words slightly muffled from his cheek pressed against the pillow. "will you play with my hair like you always do? please?" he asks softly, and even in the dark, without being able to see, you know he’s got that pout on his face. the one he always has when he wants something. and the one when you inevitably give it to him, because how could you resist such a sweet face?
you sigh, a smile dancing at the corners of your mouth as you scoot closer to him. you start to place your hand on the back of his head, but he wiggles away. "wait, lemme– sit…"
he shifts his weight, bouncing the mattress a little as he rolls back onto his side, facing you. "wanna see you," he says, once he's finally in the position he wants to be in.
you giggle. "it's dark, jun, you can't see anything."
"but i can see you," he murmurs, and it makes your heart swell.
you smile to yourself, moving your hand to the base of his neck and threading your fingers through his hair.
he sighs at the contact, and you imagine his eyes falling shut like they always do when you touch him, the soft, blissed-out expression that washes over his features and makes your stomach fill with butterflies.
you start to slide your hand up the back of his head, running your fingers through his hair until you find that perfect spot, just right, and he exhales softly.
you cradle his head in your hand, gently massaging his scalp with the pads of your fingers. he hums and reaches our for you beneath the blankets, lightly laying his hand over you waist.
"i love you," he murmurs, voice quickly becoming soft with sleep.
"i love you, too," you reply, and brush a fallen lock of hair out of his face with your thumb.
you can feel the atmosphere growing calmer and sleepier, and you have to fight the urge to close your eyes and let go yourself. the relaxing feeling of running your fingers through jun's soft, thick hair is lulling you to sleep as well, but you resist it, for his sake.
until you hear a sniff, followed by a shallow snore, and you know he's already asleep. you let your eyes fall shut and let your fingers give him a few last gentle strokes before sliding down to his neck, his chest, then falling down to the mattress.
with a bit of effort you push up onto your elbow, leaning over him to press a little kiss to his temple.
"goodnight, my love."
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drabble taglist | @foxdaisy @tinkerbell460 @huiranghaes @just-here-to-read-01 @blizzardfluffykpop @ny0sang @noniestars @noraehey @squiishymeow @pearlygraysky @baekhyunstruly @tenn87 @blowfishish @raevyng @odetoyeonjun @dkakapizzaboy @enhacolor @highkey-fangirling @baldi-2 @onlymingyus @variety-is-the-joy-of-life @potatofrieswithketchup @stariightjoyy @strawberri-uyu @tigermoonbiss @emmmm127 @hybe02z
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kmgkmg · 1 year ago
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BACK TO US - JOSHUA HONG (MASTERLIST)
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word count: 9.6k… (all parts combined)
pairing: joshua x gn!reader
synopsis: you're a camp counselor for a local summer camp forced to work with your ex-best friend joshua hong. will you be able to let bygones be bygones or will you clash with each other the entire summer?
genre/s: fluff, mix of smau and written, non-idol!au, slice of life, friends-to-enemies, enemies-to-lovers
warnings: none!
rating: pg
schedule: every day 12am cst (only 13 parts including the epilogue so it'll be finished in two weeks!)
started: 07/24/23
ended: 08/07/23
status: completed
a/n: a submission for k-vanity's camp couture event! workshops-trope/prompt: canoeing (enemies-to-lovers), cabin assignment: bobbins cabin (fluff). this fic is titled after back to us by jeremy passion and julissa leilani!! ignore the time on the upper left corner for the tweets pls <3
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✧ profiles: 1.0 ┊ 2.0 ✧
...01. gentleman hong (written)
...02. camper spirit (smau)
...03. water day (mixed)
...04. cabin wars (mixed)
...05. morning workout (smau)
...06. popsicles and lemon drops (mixed)
...07. coffee runs (smau)
...08. another serious camper (smau)
...09. sudden cold shoulder (mixed)
...10. what's your eta (smau)
...11. taking inventory (written)
...12. back to us (written)
...13. epilogue (mixed)
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playlist: apple music ┊spotify
....bonus. playlist breakdown
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kithtaehyung · 2 months ago
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its currently 01:12am where I live and that means its already friday and also means I've already listened to neva play AND NAMJOONS VOICE WHAT!!!!!!!@##@@!!!
HE SAID WHATS UP STALLION
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tartigglez · 2 years ago
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OH MY GOD??? BIRTHDAY??? womb evacuation day, as i like to call it🙀
this got me thinking tbh. modern au, what time would genshin men tell u happy birthday?
first up our 00:01 squad would text u or pull up outside.. mmm thoma 100% hes down bad,, childe as well!! potentially venti
next the boys who wouldn't text and go out of their way to see u first thing!! diluc, kazuha & itto (trust me on this one!!)
would tell u whenever they happened to remember/see you that day .. kaeya, gorou, albedo
WOULD FORGET :(( ayato, xiao
failed to figure out how to text you and spent the morning pecking at phone buttons -zhongli
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Hi bubbly nonnie!! i sincerely apologise for my tardiness (yes i still have your diluc req in the inbox, yes i'm working on it). anyway, here's what i think...
(romantic pairings bc i'm just like that)
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"birthday"
thoma, childe, kaeya, zhongli, diluc (separate) x gn!reader
genre: drabble
word count: idk (oops)
a/n: i'm lazy, its been summarised, i don't even count this as a fic i'm just trying to make it look like one because you guys haven't been fed recently and i sincerely apologise. also i made up shit about fontaine to make it fit, do excuse xoxo
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thoma definitely shows up outside with cake and a party hat for you both at 12am sharp. does a little dance whilst singing happy birthday to you, and once you've both gotten back into the house and you've blown your candles out, he will immediately pull you in by the waist and kiss you, he just wants you to know he appreciates you!
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childe has a tradition each year of making sure he is with you on your birthday, he wants to be there to congratulate you on a new year of you, the second it comes along. The second the clock hits the hour of your birthday, he hugs you tightly before separating from you, announcing...
"you're just as beautiful as last year, darling"
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kaeya, the flirty bastard... is still flirty. BUT doesn't want to bother you late at night so instead, he will find you in the morning, when you're in mondstadt buying some groceries, approach you from behind whilst you're trying to buy some fruits (he almost got himself punched) and wrap his arms around your waist. yes you very nearly elbowed him in the stomach, he managed to step out of the way. would casually place his head on your shoulder from behind whilst hugging you and announce, in a low tone...
"happy birthday my dear, i've gotta run, knighthood calls. see you tonight?"
"thanks, kae. see you tonight"
and not that either of you noticed, but the fruit vendor happened to overhear you both, offering you the produce for free.
"if there's anything the people of mondstadt know, far better than barbatos' winds, or how to spot a good wine, it's the cavalry captains love for his partner. here, have a nice birthday, y/n."
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unfortunately due to circumstance, zhongli was not able to be in liyue on your birthday. of course, this made him quite upset. he would have teleported back only he had an important meeting in fontaine, and it was stipulated in a contract that he couldn't teleport, lest someone found out about something they shouldn't. thankfully, he had been gifted a smartphone by you for his own birthday the previous year, which he still hadn't quite figured out how to use.
at first he thought he should call you, forgetting that time zones were a thing. sadly by the time he had actually figured out how to make a call (he had to ask focalors, it was an awkward interaction, she also did not know.) he realised that you were quite a few hours ahead of him, and had probably already gone out for the day and couldn't chat.
so he decided to text you. which did not go well (his hands are too big for those damned tiny buttons). he isn't sure till this day if the message even sent, because you never responded.
turns out he had sent it to tartaglia, who actually understood phones enough to forward the text to you...
"gaooy biethdsy mt libe, u hipe thus dsy ia as beauutofil as tou"
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diluc is bad at romance. let me rephrase that: diluc does not know how to express his feelings, but wants to spend your birthday with you, so he tries to make it look like an accident that he just happened to be by your side all day.
first thing in the morning, you will notice a noble eagle flying in the sky outside your home. you knew that this bird was none other than dilucs own.
"how strange... why couldn't he just ask me to come to the winery...?"
nevertheless, the large bird flew its way down to land on your garden fence, its sharp talons somehow not scratching the wood, and called to you (i know nothing about birds, sorry), before flying back into the sky in the direction you knew diluc would be waiting. so, you had no choice but to follow it, right?
upon arriving at the winery, you were met by a handsome man in a black dress shirt, holding a bouquet of cecelias. he grabbed your hand and kissed you on the cheek.
"happy birthday, y/n"
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SORRY THESE STARTED OFF SHORT AND THEN MY BRAIN STARTED INFODUMPING ON ME
i apologise thoma stans (i'm one of you) i have let you down this day
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dj-bynum3718 · 2 years ago
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Birthday wishes
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“Hello?” “Happy birthday bestie! I had to be the first one to tell you today!!” You look at the clock it’s 12:01. “Ava? It 12am on a school night.” “But it’s still your birthday, and you are still my best friend, and you know the rules so happy birthday goodnight” you hear the phone disconnect so confused as you set it back on the night stand. Feeling the arms around you tightening.
“What was that?” You hear Melissa’s sleepy voice mumbling. You smile softly to yourself as you kiss her head softly. “Don’t worry about it Love go back to sleep” but she had already fell asleep her head on your chest and arms wrapped around your waist. Her soft snoring lulled you back to sleep.
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The next time you woke up it was to Melissa’s alarm from the other side of the bed. You hear her grumble before she detached herself from you to turn it off. “It’s time to get up” “nooo 5 more minutes.” You pull her back into your arms, she sighs before relaxing into your hold. “Okay fine, you are lucky you are cute” She mumbles into your collarbone placing a small kiss there.
5 minutes later another alarm goes off and you both start your day. Both dressed and out the door within 30 minutes. You will be early way early if you go in right then. So you call her from your own vehicle heading to Starbucks. “You want your usual?” “Oh sounds lovely thank you my love” you grin at the nickname. “You know if we told everyone we wouldn’t have to go in separate cars, and you could finally come to Starbucks with me in the mornings.”
You can hear her sigh from the other side of the phone. You know she wasn’t ready so you never pushed it but you have been together for 6months now and people still didn’t know, not even Barbara. You were starting to feel like a dirty secret. Something she was embarrassed about. But that is something you didn’t want to think about on your birthday. “My love you know-“ “know you aren’t ready. I know you don’t want to jinx it but I’m here for the long haul. We don’t have to talk about this right now I just pulled up to the drive through I will see you here soon I love you.” “I love you too, see you soon” you both hang up and you place the orders.
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You walk in to the school setting the coffee in front of Melissa. Sitting in the seat next to her the others following soon after. “It’s my besties birthday y’all! Tell her happy birthday!” You hear a chorus of birthday wishes from everyone. You realize that Melissa has yet to say it to you today. But you shrug it off.
“So since I’m your best friend and all I decided we are going out tonight!” “Oh Ava I really don’t think-“ “oh we are going! Everyone here is invited! But you aren’t going to spend your birthday at home alone! You are young we need to be out on the town we might even get you laid tonight!” You glance briefly at Melissa’s and she is looking down at her phone apparently not listening. “Who said I was going to be alone?”
“Unless you suddenly got a girlfriend overnight you a lie and I’m not going to take it. We are going.” She pushes and the rest nod. “I hate to say it but Ava is right sweetheart you are young you don’t need to be home alone on your birthday especially since it’s Friday night” you are surprised that even Barbara agrees. “Okay fine!” You hesitate still no sign from Mel that she didn’t want you to go tonight.
“So it’s settled we will all meet at the club tonight! See you then bestie wear something sexy!” You give one more glance at your girlfriend she is still unreadable. You shrug it off and stand gathering your things “okay well I will see you all at lunch” you nod and walk to your classroom.
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You end up missing lunch with your friends as one of your kids needed you so you both stayed in your class room for lunch. So it wasn’t till you got home that you saw Melissa again. She is sitting on her couch on her phone. “Hey love give me a bit to change and we can go” “I’m not going” you stop your ascension up stairs and whip around to look at her.
“What?” You ask she looks up at you. “Im not going. “What why?” “You go ahead and have fun.” “Mel why are you being like this? Come on let’s get ready and go” you urge her to get up pulling her hand softly. She remained seated watching you. “Just go you don’t want some old lady holding you back” she mumbles. You know she was sensitive to your age gap but bringing it up today wasn’t something you wanted to discuss. This was supposed to be a happy day for you.
You let go of her hand letting it fall between you as if she had burned you. “Mel don’t be ridiculous you know yo-“ “you need to go get ready or you will be late, and if you don’t go Ava will track you down and drag you out herself.” You snap your jaw shut looking at her hurt “you know what fine you don’t have to go with me. But I’m not going to let your sorry attitude ruin my birthday! I know for a fact that Barb is going to be there so you have no excuse!” You stomp up the stairs to get ready.
You return downstairs 30 minutes later to see her still in the same spot. You are wearing a black 2 piece that hugs your curves and some platforms. Your hair is done up and a smoky eye with red lips to complete the look. You let out a sigh “I will see you there…” you try to give her a kiss but she doesn’t move so you only manage to kiss her cheek instead.
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Once you are in the bar you get dragged to the table where all of the Abbot crew is sitting even Mr. Johnson is here. You grin at all of them “hey everyone look who made it!” Ava pushes you down next to Barbara. “Well aren’t you dressed to impress mmhmm back in my younger years ooh girl” you chuckle a bit “where is Melissa?” You know where she is pouting on the couch where you left her but for the sake of the secret you ask her work wife. “I’ll give her a call” she stands walking a few paces away before Ava places a Birthday girl crown on your head and a 21st birthday sash across your chest. “Ava I’m not 21” “girl I know that but free shots are free shots!” You roll your eyes at her.
A bit later you see Barbara walk back the red head behind her. “Hey kid happy birthday!” She glances you over. “21 huh? I knew you were a kid but not that much.” She and Barbara let out a chuckle. “Oh haha this was Ava’s doing claims it will get me free sh-“ “shots?” A young man comes up to you with a bartender holding a tray with shots on it. “I saw the sash and had to be the first to buy the pretty girl her first shot” he shoots you a bright smile as the shots are passed around. “Thank you” you grin as you take the shot, making a face to keep up the act. “I hope to see you on the dance floor beautiful.” He walks away leaving the group. “Well he is cute!” Janine grins at you. “Yeah for a guy I suppose” you look up at Melissa but she is ignoring you.
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Later that night after a couple more shots you have successfully dragged the whole group to the dance floor pit. You are all laughing as you dance together. The song change and most of them sit on the steps into the pit. You keep going despite your friends need for rest. The song ‘tonight’ by Enrique Iglesias plays and you have decided that you must preform this. The liquid courage, flooding your brain. You start singing making exaggerated movements, dancing to the song, your friends, all laughing at you as you are serenading the group. Finally as the song comes to an end, you lock eyes with Melissa singing the very end of the song to her before sitting in her lap as a big finish, she wraps her arms around your waist, holding you to her, while the whole group laughs.
You pull her up to the dance floor for some more songs, she is laughing the whole time as you are both dancing.
“They are a thing aren’t they?” Gregory says from his seat. “Mmmmhmmm” both your best friends nod. “They don’t really hide it well” Mr.Johnson replied. “Yeah it’s kinda suspicious that they share everything” Jacob shakes his head.
“Are you still upset with me?” You look into her eyes as you dancing. “No I wasn’t upset, I just. I just realized you are so young and you have your whole life ahead of you an-“ you kiss her hard, her lips move against yours as she pulls you closer to her. “I love you and only want you for the rest of my life do you understand that?” She nods “I love you too.” You grin at her “Take me home” she nods against you grabbing her stuff from Barbara as you both run to the door your group cheering and yelling at you as you leave.
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You are unlocking the door her body pressed to yours as you struggle. She takes the keys from you opening the door, as you drag her in locking it behind her. Pushing her into it. She wasn’t going to submit to you that easily though. “Baby it your day let me take care of you.” But you don’t listen stumbling and slamming each other into walls and up the stairs. You make haste of her clothes tearing them off her body leaving a trail of clothes to the bed room.
You have her pinned to the bed before she flips you both over stripping you down and before long you are both bare before each other. eyes wide from lust, Climbing on top of you, she lowered herself so you would feel the weight of her body against yours. Her bare skin brushing against your own ignited a fire low in your stomach, she kisses her way down your body.
The cold air had already licked at your exposed nipples. She latched onto one as she fondled the other. You let your fingers lace themselves with fiery locks mewling out softly. “Mel please.” She smirks again at you as she spreads your legs kissing further down your body. Hands wandering over your body finally descending to where you needed them. Stoping short on your hips. As she leans in placing a kiss to your clit.
You moan out bucking into her. “So eager for me aren’t you baby you are positively soaking” she licks a stripe up your slit you throw your head back. “Please Mel please.” “Already begging for me, well since it’s your birthday I suppose you deserve a present.” She dives into your cunt devouring you. Her tongue was running through your folds, she moved to your clit, sucking hard and releasing it with a pop. You are a moaning mess she has her arms on your thighs holding you open for her.
she pushed two fingers into you filling you deliciously. Your hands flew to the bedsheets moaning loudly, gripping so tightly your knuckles are white. She fucks you with her fingers setting a good pace curling her finger into you hitting your spot. Continuing to lap at your tender bundle of nerves.
Fingers and tongued picked up speed, a third digit slipping in stretching you as you moan out her name. “Me-Mel please… oh God.” You moan out “I’m so..so close” she nods against you giving you the permission you needed. pushing you over the edge you felt a gush of fluids form against her fingers and you came hard! Yelling out her name, Legs trying to snap shut around her head but she keeps them pinned to the bed. She doesn’t stop the added lubrication making it easier for her to draw another orgasm from you. She helps you ride it out before slowing removing her fingers from you, licking you clean. Standing back up her knees popping as she climbs into bed with you pulling her to you.
“Get some rest I’m not done with you just yet” she kisses the side of your head as you try to steady your breath. “Happy birthday my love.” And it definitely was a Happy Birthday
Happy late birthday @scarr0713
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fwaysims · 2 years ago
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Mirror Mirror On The Wall - Check Self Out and Gussy Up for Traits
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More info about this mod and download link after the cut!
To see more trait mods that have been done by the community, check out @noodlebelli ‘s 3to2 trait tracker here!  
Scope of This Mod
Sims who possess the affected traits will autonomously check themselves out and/or gussy up in the mirror. 
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Interactions and Traits Affected
Gussy Up: Diva, Flirty, Hopeless Romantic, Irresistible, Neat, Perfectionist, Snob
Check Self Out: Diva, Flirty, Irresistible, Snob
Additional  (Optional) Mod
I was searching high and low (even Archive.org) for Jase439′s (from Insimenator and Inteen forums) TTAB edit for the Pets+ (only OFB seemed to be available) version of the “Check Self Out” mod for adult Sims. Unfortunately, I ended up with dead links. However, the mod only required checking off Adults and Elders within the TTAB menu for the “Check Self Out” interaction.   
Conflicts/Quirks
There is a patch included for @jellymeduza’s Vampire’s Can’t Use Mirrors mod for Check Self Out and Gussy Up. They are named “zzzfway_AutoCheckSelfOutforTraits_Vampires” and “zzzfway_AutoGussyUpforTraits_Vampires” respectively. Please make sure this mod patch loads AFTER Meduza’s if you have this mod installed.
Other mod conflicts are not known at this time for the Guardian BHAVs of the above mods. As for the TTAB edit, I am unsure if there are any other conflicts besides what Jase459 has made.
Check Self Out seems to be dominant if the Sim in question has the Diva, Flirty, Irresistable, and Snob traits in addition to one of the other traits affected for Gussy Up. 
Requirements
This mod was built with the Ultimate Collection installed and may require all the EPs, but at least Pets is required. You should also have the dependencies for the trait mods to work (Easy Inventory Check, etc.) though they were not used to build this mod. The TTAB edit does not require any dependencies. 
Update (01/24/23 - 4:12AM EST) - Just a minor update with the first three links below. Please redownload, unless you’d like all your sims to autonomously check themselves out or gussy up. ;)
Credits
@hexagonal-bipyramid​ for starting the traits project, Jase439 for the original “Gussy Up for Adults” mod, @jellymeduza​ for the Vampire mirror mods. Viewers and downloaders like you, thank you!
Links
DOWNLOAD - AutoCheckSelfOutforTraits 
DOWNLOAD - AutoGussyUpforTraits
DOWNLOAD - Vampire Patches (must load after Meduza’s mods)
DOWNLOAD - Mirror TTAB Edit (allows adults/elders to check themselves out)
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melodygatesauthor · 1 year ago
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Hey guys!
I needed a little time to finish the stuff from my 2k celebration but now that THAT'S done I can roll into my 1 Year Ficversary Celebration!
Details below the cut!
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Since I'm so busy, I'm going to make this another simple celebration but it will still be fun!
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The rules are simple, pick a blorbo, pick a kink, and I'll write a 100-300 word blurb about it.
Please no more than 1 submission per person for now. If we get toward Sunday and I am all caught up I might open up for second submissions!
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I reserve the right to decline doing a prompt for any reason. Please refer to MY RULES! The things I am uncomfortable writing about still apply during these events.
Blorbos Invited to the Celebration
Poe Dameron - Regular/First Order (Dark Poe)
Nathan Bateman - Regular/Yandere
Miguel O'Hara - Regular/Yandere/Not Spider-Man
Blue Jones - Asylum/Club
Jake Lockley - Regular/Yandere/Mafia/DBF
Steven Grant - Regular/Yandere/Professor/DBF
Marc Spector - Regular/Yandere/Venom Host/DBF
Santiago Garcia - Regular/DBF/BFD
Jonathan Levy - Regular/Professor
Basil Stitt - Yandere/Neighbor (could be both)
Duke Leto Atreides - Regular/Dark
Kinks
Choose one from this randomizer! - (nothing that would include more than one blorbo or that goes against my rules please) - The generator does it in groups of three, PLEASE ONLY CHOOSE ONE.
I am willing to write the character with any bodytype/pronouns/gender, please be clear as to what you would like. If you do NOT specify, I'll do f!Reader with an average body type as that's what I write most often. - IF CHARACTER IS ENBY/GN PLEASE SPECIFY AFAB OR AMAB!
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Thank you all again so much! The event will run from:
12pm EST Thursday 09/28/2023 - 12am EST Sunday 10/01/2023
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Melody's 1 Year Ficversary Celebration Masterlist
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venomousnakes · 10 months ago
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SHINee's Box Broadcast Plan
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27/01 Saturday at 12am - 01am
02/03 Saturday at 12am-01am
The reality show will be broadcasted by TV Asahi and Telasa*
*exclusive content exclusively for Telasa will be distributed at the same time
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wonjinburger · 1 year ago
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writing prompt #04
bumping into each other as solo travelers ; park sunghoon
태양보다 찬란한 . . . 그게 바로 나
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INFO : : park sunghoon x reader / romcom
wc : <1600
notes : this was lowkey rushed bcs i had an idea at 12am but i had to go sleep but i couldn't risk losing the idea
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20 JANUARY 2023 : :
2:04 - it's currently 2am and i've just landed in paris, and i'm now heading to my hotel room to take a long ass nap.
13:12 - jk the nap lasted from around 11 hours. now it's 1pm and i'm going to go out for lunch. i've heard a lot of good word about a specific cafe so i'm gonna go try it out!
13:37 - the weirdest things just happened what the fuck? i bumped into this guy, who was really hot btw, by accident. obviously i apologized for it like a normal person but he just scoffed at me and left?? thanks for that random stranger.
23 JANUARY 2023 : :
12:02 - i just had a quick snack and i'm currently on the train to versailles, i wanted to have a quick look at all the beautiful architecture. i find versailles to be such a romantic and beautiful place lol
12:28 - i've arrived at versailles! i have a tour booked for today at 1pm, so i guess i'll walk around versailles for now.
13:13 - no fucking way, the guy i bumped into a few days ago is here too, like, in the same tour group as me. i said hi and he basically looked at me weird and left me standing. thank god idk this guy and i'll never see him again, he seems like an ass.
14 APRIL 2023 : :
10:16 - hi journal, today i'm in the netherlands, i heard about the keukenhof tulip garden and of course i had to come here. i just had breakfast at the hotel i'm staying in and i'm about to head out to the garden to see all the pretty flowers!
11:11 - THE GARDEN IS SO PRETTY OMG BUT THAT EXPERIENCE WAS LOWKEY RUINED. by who you may ask? by FUCKING FRANCE DUDE?? WHY IS HE EVERYWHERE???? like i was taking photos of the pretty flowers and boom, suddenly i see him through the lens of my camera, please get this guy out of my life
11 MAY 2023 : :
00:01 - i have finally done one of the things off my bucket list, and that is to visit switzerland! i always saw tiktoks and photos of the amazing view and obviously i had to come see for myself, but it's 12am rn and i am really tired so i'm gonna go sleep, then i'll explore in the morning
11:42 - okay i woke up a few minutes ago which is quite late, but i'm gonna go down to the hotel's cafeteria and have some brunch before i explore the town
4:51 - hi this isn't funny anymore, i literally just set foot into an eatery near one of the places i was visiting and i see france dude, AGAIN. can he just get out of my life atp please, i'm so sick of seeing his annoying (but ig good-looking) face. AND WHY IS THE ONLY AVAILABLE SEAT LIKE NEXT TO HIS TABLE???
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i'm going back home to korea today, i think i've been travelling way too much, so i'm going to go home and rest up and spend time with my family and some friends.
i boarded the plane and by that point it was 11pm and i was honestly drained. i spent a whole day exploring the more nature-y side of switzerland and the view definitely did not disappoint.
i sat myself down in my assigned seat and was so ready to fall asleep at this point. a guy walked over and sat next to me, and i bet you won't be able to figure out who was gonna be my plane seatmate for almost 12 hours. yeah it was france guy. he seemed pretty surprised to see me too i think.
after he sat himself down next to me, he looked at me, maybe i was staring too hard.. "hey" i looked at him, question marks practically all over my forehead. "can you stop staring at me" i scoffed at him, this guy is ridiculous!
the plane took off a few minutes later and i was starting to doze off, and unfortunately for me i left my neck pillow in my luggage by accident, so my head was dropping left and right.
i suddenly woke up and it felt like i was lying against something? i sat upright to see what i had been sleeping on, and it was france dude? he woke up when he felt me getting up. "you're finally up, my shoulder feels like it's about to dislocate"
'okay sorry for accidentally sleeping on your shoulder but like, rude much'
"oh shit, i'm so sorry. i left my neck pillow in my luggage and i think i just passed out suddenly" he scoffed and i was so close to losing my shit not gonna lie. but the next moment, he handed me his neck pillow and i looked at him while holding the neck pillow. "just use it, i'd rather you use my stuff than you use me" damn okay stranger. "oh, thanks?" and soon he attempted to go back to sleep.
it was currently 8:59am, which meant we still had probably less than 2 hours left of this plane ride, and i was thanking heavens because 12 hours next to this guy would've been hell if i weren't fast asleep.
france guy was moving around in his seat and i assumed he couldn't fall back asleep. i tapped on his shoulders a little to get his attention "hey, you can have your neck pillow back, seems like you can't sleep, and i'm pretty energized right now" he looked at me and sighed "it's fine, i'll just give up on going back to sleep".
after that it was pure silence. and i couldn't stand it so of course i had to open my big ass mouth.
"so.. you travel a lot?" he nodded his gaze fixed on his phone. "alone?" he nodded again still focusing on his screen. damn talking to this guy is so hard. let's bring up the past! "you remember the first time we met?" he finally looked at me. "we've met?" are you fucking serious right now.
"i bumped into you on accident in paris back in january?" he thought about it for a second before replying. "oh! i remember now, you bumped into me and almost spilt your hot coffee all over me" "hey! it almost spilt on me too okay, and i apologized for it" he shrugged it off and went back on his phone.
"you know, i kept seeing you around while i was travelling and at some point i thought you were stalking me" he looked back at me again, his eyebrows furrowed this time. "what the fuck why would i stalk you, i don't even know you?" "it happens sometimes" "hey, for all i know you could be the one stalking me right now" i was taken aback, speechless, i can't handle this guy oh my god.
"you know, your looks and personality clash a lot" he gave me a look that said 'wtf do you mean'. "you're a good-looking guy, like, i'd definitely date you if your personality was nicer" he stared at me for a while and chuckled a little. "for your information i have a great personality" "it sure doesn't seem that way" he scoffed and put his phone down before looking me in the eyes.
"i'm nice to people i'm close to, last i checked, we don't even know each other." "maybe we can change that" he looked shocked by what i said. honestly i'm shocked too, but i mean, he's pretty hot, it would be a wasted chance.
"you want us to get close?" i nodded. "you're ridiculous lady" i rested my head in the palm of my hands as i kept eye contact with him "it's y/n, lee y/n. and you are?" he looked at me in disbelief for a while. "i can't believe this is happening." he let out a deep and heavy sigh before introducing himself. "i'm park sunghoon."
"nice to meet you sunghoon. oh, i was gonna ask if you were korean, but your name just confirmed it for me" "are you heading home right now?" i nodded to his question. "homesick?" he asked, and i nodded. it seemed like he was feeling homesick too. "maybe we should hangout sometime while we're in korea" i blurted out suddenly, to my surprise he didn't oppose of this idea.
i then pushed my phone towards him, "can i have your number then?" he looked at my phone, then at me. "are you hitting on me?" i don't know, was i? i mean, i am interested in him, so i guess? "yeah i am, so what do you say, can i have your number? and maybe we can go out sometime and maybe even travel together?" he stared at me in shock, but his reply lowkey shocked me too.
"sure, let's go on a date soon"
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saintmeghanmarkle · 1 year ago
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Harkles on the horizon by u/Significant_Air3878
Harkles on the horizon ​Which will happen first?1. Either Todger or Table 12 will go to some kind of rehab, treatment center, or "spa"2. Divorce papes will be served (instead of irreconcilable differences, it's unconscious bias)3. Madame will have a memoir tell-all published. The cover is wrinkled.4. Archie will be photographed and used in some kind of money-making marketing campaign5. Someone at Archewell will go to jail6. Harry will buy a place in England, alone, and go there to eat fish and chips without supervision7. The nanny accidentally forgets about Lil'Bit and leaves her at the market. No one notices that she is missing for three weeks.8. Meghan hawks skin care products on QVC9. Meghan pairs with Hilaria Baldwin to open a chain of elite yoga studios10. King Charles leaves the throne; Catherine and William are coronate the same day Megs goes to buy milkshakes11. Omid Scobie is revealed to actually be a Jim Henson Muppet. He is a supporting character in the upcoming TV special, "Muppets Take Montecito," starring Candace Cameron Bure and James Woods12. Meghan's husband is photographed at a party without her, wearing a Joseph Stalin costume with a mojito in hand13. Orange Tang hires Markle as spokesperson but deal falls through as sales fall rapidly14. Our Lady joins Scientology and requests to have lunch with Tom Cruise. She has outlined an 8-step plan for the two if them to rock the entertainment industry. He does not show up15. Nigeria sues Meghan Markle for defamation16. Doria releases her own book, "Baking with Gramma Duchess" that features cannabis-recipes and relationship advice​https://ift.tt/6cz8K4u post link: https://ift.tt/7E5Bv3w author: Significant_Air3878 submitted: November 23, 2023 at 01:12AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit
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