#00qad headcanons

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Crowdsourcing headcanons: Alex Turner’s birthday

In honor of Edward Holcroft’s birthday on June 23 - coinciding with Pride Month - we want to hear all your Alex Turner headcanons!

Caveat: while you don’t have to stick to the birthday theme, SAD HEADCANONS ARE NOT ALLOWED! for reasons.

Do your thing 00QAD fandom and reblog or reply to this post with one or several of your headcanons!

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

007 FEST 2023 / Fix-It Day

[The greatest fix-it experts lie within the @00qad-fandom. There is nothing we have not endured and subsequently fixed. Forever.]

A FIX-IT DAY COLLAB BROUGHT TO YOU BY @kitten-kin of @teamqbranch and @a-forger-and-a-point-man of @teamofvillains!

Every year after the buzz and the noise and the packed calendars of Pride Month and 007 Fest are behind them, the 00QAD family pack up the cars for the 10-hour drive up to the Scottish Highlands to Skyfall, where they spend August keeping Kincade company and getting some fresh air.

James loves driving all the way in his highly prized Aston Martin DB5, and Danny joins him for the intimate (read: cramped) ride. It's very special for Danny because he's never really had nice things - and James treats him like a star.

This naturally means that the more grounded and practical gentlemen in the family - Q and Alex - take a more sensible vehicle that fits luggage and two cats on leashes and their litter box. It's a lot safer to have two cars for the journey anyway.

When they pull up to Skyfall, Kincade's doggos run up in excitement to the familiar faces, but they're immediately put in their place by @princesspampuria who scares the SHIT out of these fierce hunting companions. The boss lady has arrived.

Pam loves the August vacation because she can hunt sheep and deer, and yes, she does it alone, and no, not always for food. Possibly just blood thirst and sport.

Kincade always has the finest Scottish salmon prepared for his little princess. Despite James' best efforts, Kincade is as in love with Pam as Q is.

It has taken a few years for James and Kincade to reconnect - or even reconcile, in many ways - and get to the place they're in now. James isn't used to genuine, older, wiser, paternal mentorship. But no matter how old he gets, he sure as hell needs it, and the boys are keenly aware of that.

Kincade knows what they all do now. He doesn't ask too many questions, but he allows them the space to let things out when they need to. He loves them like his own children and grandchildren, and this is what James must get used to: a natural, unconditional, familial love that isn't tied to what he does or where he's been. It's just there.

This yearly visit to Skyfall is also critical for James to reflect on where he came from, and spend time at his parents' gravesite. When a man knows his roots and understands that he was always loved, it changes him.

All that said, Kincade's favorite humans are actually Danny and Alex. Danny and Kincade send each other care packages throughout the year, and Danny is such a wonderful listener to the lifetime of stories Kincade always shares around the fire.

Turing always joins them, laying across Kincade's lap. Turing was officially given to Alex by Q to be his therapy cat, so Turing recharges in these settings.

Alex is also a good listener, but he knows to take advantage of what Kincade can teach him in the time they have together. They are both very outdoorsy people, and Kincade has taught Alex hunting, fishing, archery, and the cooking of certain animal parts. Alex is game to try out new things.

Q and Kincade have a warm and cordial relationship, but Q lives in his own head a lot, and he's not exactly fond of lacing up his hiking boots for a sunrise trek. So he'll spend. lot of time doing maintenance on Skyfall's security system, broadband connectivity, and electrical supply.

You're wondering what Kincade thinks of their relationship. And that's a very valid question. He thinks they're all well-raised gentlemen and he wouldn't trade them for the universe, and that helps tremendously in accepting that his little James - that jumped up shit - has become a man with not just an unconventional job, but an unconventional family life. They're all happy, and that makes Kincade happy, and Danny teaches him about queer culture and how to celebrate Pride at Skyfall. Kincade still affectionately calls the community "the gays" and tells his mates down at the pub that all of his sons have delivered him sons-in-law.

A great amount of time is spent in the kitchen on making three meals a day and eating together at the table. There's hearty haddock soup and tattie scones and plenty of "stovies" after their big Sunday roast. The twins' sweet tooth (Q & Danny) means Kincade always has plenty of ingredients to make his famous Cranachan every week.

Danny and Turing bake pawprint shortbread to leave as a parting gift for Kincade, and the boys all make sure they've cleaned up and done the laundry and are leaving the house in better shape than they found it.

Goodbyes are never easy, and Danny cries, and Pam cries too then screams bloody murder and refuses to let go of Kincade. An ice box filled with wild Scottish salmon for the ride helps a little bit. After a month, even the doggos are sad to see the boss lady go.

James never ever shows that he's getting emotional, but in the car, alone with Danny, he lets out the breath he's been holding, and confesses that the trip was the best time of his life - until next year.

[ignaciosanchez1701]

00QAD heacanon

Alex was saved in the nick of time, but still had to leave, and being angry at the people and the system ended up dropping off the radar and turning his skills to trying to find information to expose the corrupt and nefarious deeds of the government. But Danny, believing he was gone set out on his own mission of revenge, learning to code, and getting swept up into 6 as a way of keeping him "silent" and "under control". But he still has a purpose he keeps hidden, planning to rise through the ranks and get access to everything he can, and he eventually gets promoted to the Quartermaster position.

As Q, he finds himself pitted against an unknown hacker that is trying to crack his system, and they end up testing each other repeatedly, the hacker trying to gain access, and q-branch trying to track him down, until Q think he's found an opening and the hacker expresses his anger at being torn from the one he loved, from the life he could and should have had, and he won't stop until the government pays... and the gears are turning.... Q finds a way to reach out and offer an alliance, not yet realising who it is

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We are OBSESSED with this! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Our 00QADers are the best! Let’s go 007 fest!

007 Fest Headcanon Day - 00QAD!

Inspired by @a-forger-and-a-point-man, please have some 00QAD pride day headcanons!

Danny and James go all out for pride day. Danny loves to dress up and have fun and James just likes the excuse to wear something with a lot less coverage than his daily suits. 

Alex and Q tend to be more subdued, but both wear more color today of course. 

Both Q and Danny have tinsel and temporary dye in their hair for pride. It doesn’t come out as well as either would have hoped so both end up looking like they have rainbow hair for at least a week after. 

Q doesn't like loud crowds, but he makes an exception for pride day because he knows how important it is to celebrate.

Alex absolutely joins in on the Ace pride section of the parade and will talk to anyone with an ear about how Ace people deserve to be a part of Pride and doesn't tolerate ace-phobia. Q joins him to show support and will absolutely punch someone for making rude comments to other ace people, but especially Alex. 

As a matter of fact none of them tolerate ace- OR bi-phobia and everyone wears pins and other signs that say things like “no room for queer-phobia”, “ace people are queer and belong here” and “bi-phobes not welcome at pride” 

If you give Danny enough drinks, he will absolutely dance on a float and join whoever was originally supposed to be there. James doesn’t even need a drink to do this, and will encourage Danny as much as possible. 

Pam and Turing both get to go to pride day in special cat carrier/strollers. Pam of course gets the best spot and has a shiny rainbow collar and some cat safe temporary dye on her ears and tail floof.

[mi6-cafe]

July 14th is Polyamory Day! 

It’s the day for celebrating all of your favorite Bond OT3s, OT4s, and OTmores, whether that’s 00Q00, 00QAD, MI6 Squad poly, Bond/Eve/Q, or any other OT3+ ship.  

Ways to participate:

Post poly headcanons

Draw poly fanart

Write poly ficlets

Make poly meta 

Rec poly-centric fancreations

Create Bond poly-inspired recipes (don’t forget to tag with #mi6caferecipes)

And any other poly-related activities!  

Tag with #007 Fest and we’ll reblog!

[lapsang-and-earlgrey]

Summer floof

every summer when Pam complains about the heat and James gets fed up of providing her with iced treats a mischievous glint appears in his eyes and out comes the trimmer and Pam ends up with some variation of the above haircut and of course an argument ensues

Q: James Herbert Bond what have you done to my precious little princess. James: given a cooling summer haircut Pam: At least learn to graduate my leg and tail floof you decaying battleship.

inspired by @kmk1701d

[00qad-fandom]

THE ANNUAL “00QAD FANDOM CHAT NIGHT” RETURNS FOR 007 FEST 2024

As is tradition every July, join the 00QAD fandom in our Discord server to make new friends, exchange headcanons, and ask any questions you like! This event has been very successful in the past and everyone is welcome.

DATE: Sunday July 28, 2024

TIME: 2pm New York / 7pm London / 9pm Moscow / 2am Hong Kong

DURATION: One hour. Feel free to drop in at any point

LOCATION: The 00QAD Discord server. Send us a non-anon ask and we will pass along the invite link! The chat will take place in a clearly marked channel.

See you there!

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

007 Fest 2023 / Festivities Day

In which Felix Leiter takes 00QAD to the Fourth of July cookout

The suggestion comes from Alex. He’s formed a warm and unique relationship with the CIA agent who helped him lay low in America, after SPECTRE got hold of his groundbreaking lie detection software. 

Alex has fond memories of Baltimore. Felix still calls him young man and maybe James Bond is a just a little bit jealous of their friendship. 

It’s stiflingly hot, and Danny has watermelon in his hair. He’s had too much potato salad that he doesn’t have room for the spicy bean burger Felix hand made just for him, because he’s vegan. Maybe he’ll have his sandwich while they watch the fireworks later. 

James is regaling Felix’s mother and aunties with tales of adventure and romance and mystery. Felix knows he’s full of shit but he loves seeing the excitement on his mama’s face. 

Q found the neighborhood cats. He misses his own. Pampuria and Turing would absolutely devour the half-smoke he’s feeding the kitties right now, but they’re staying with their Granny Susan until he returns. He looks over and catches Felix’s eye. 

It’s a good life. 

[ignaciosanchez1701]

fest 23 masterpost

let's get this over with

ART

Q charcoal attempt

Q

Wai Linn

Tanner

Felix

Ben Whishaw

Eve Moneypenny

And this one "peek-a-q" xD

6 regular, 2 higher

Headcanon

00QAD

THEME DAY x5

Miscellaneous

46+1 host

Comments: ~40

TOTAL: 241

[lapsang-and-earlgrey]

Turing Headcanons

Alex and Turing share a very special bond at first this made Q a bit jealous because Turing was his cat but when he realised how much Turing was helping Alex heal that jealousy disappeared and was replaced with pride.

Turing was born on the streets and was homeless for the first two years of his life.

Turing became a licenced therapy cat and has a thriving client list especially in lockdown 

Turing is half bengal cat and enjoys going out for a run with Alex. They have become quite a fixture in Battersea park. 

Alex calls Turing his little rubber ducky because he sits and listens to him read out his code.

Alex tells Turing bedtime stories about famous scientists (including his namesake.)

Turing loves Alex’s lockdown beard and enjoys combing it with his paws he also does Danny’s floof

Turing loves dressing up and Danny has made him a range of costumes including a lion and a shark.

Danny set up a secret instagram account for all of this cute pictures of Turing.

Turing supports LGBTQIA rights and has a dapper range of pride flag bow ties including the Ace flag for his Papa.

Turing has counselled Q and James on numerous occasions and he's teaching Bond to express his emotions more.

Turing’s favourite snack is chicken wings and his favourite drink is Niboshi Dashi which James makes for him.

Turing has his very own MI6 pass which Pam frequently tries to steal

Turing loves his big sister but wishes she wouldn’t hog the smoked salmon grampy sends down from scotland

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We’re pretty sure 00QAD fandom has discussed this on many occasions in Discord chats and we embrace it fully!

Headcanon

Bond secretly loves watching The Great British Bake Off.

When he’s home he almost never misses an episode, and when he’s away on missions he makes sure to DVR them or catches up online when he’s back. He finds the lack of shouting and fake drama to be soothing.

Being fussy about food as he is, he sometimes compares notes with the show and occasionally tries out some of the recipes. Q is always happy when he gets to eat the results, and eventually he tells Bond that of course he’s aware of his secret love of the show. They watch it together from then on.

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Happy Pride Month From The 00QAD+PT Fandom

Happy Pride month from and to the 00qad Fandom many people in our fandom headcanon the 00QAD+PT family as different members of the LGBTQ

Turing, Danny, and Q identify as Gay

James Identifies as Bisexual

Alex Identifies as Grey Ace and Homoromantic

and Pampuria Identifies as Pansexual

this year we will again be hosting LGBTQ watch parties on the 00qad discord server throughout the month so watch this space for details

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

Dr Finger's 007 Fest 2023 Masterpost - @teamofvillains

First things first, who is Dr Finger?

Watch parties / events attended:

Casino Royale

Skyfall

Spectre

No Time To Die

Knives Out

Glass Onion

Mythbusters: James Bond special part 1

Sound of James Bond concert

Behind the scenes of Bond

London Spy (5 episodes)

00QAD Chat Night

Works Beta'd:

James Bond TinyFics Meme for @light-of-luinil

Together for @00furby from the @mi6-cafe prompt exchange

Headcanons:

Paloma is Felix's Daughter

Felix takes 00QAD to the July 4th cookout

James Bond's cleaning lady Fran

The MI6 Squad loves rice

Tanner Tuesday: this punk is a rat

Bond Villain Fashion (no-point event)

00QAD go visit Kincade (collab with @kitten-kin)

Bond characters as La Croix flavors: part 1 and part 2 (collab with @00furby)

Rec Lists:

Inception/James Bond crossover fics

Memes:

"Fingering" the Bond films

Scavenger Hunt:

Team of Villains linked haiku (team points accrued not individual)

Other:

RIP - My memories of @tentacletenshi: a special event hosted by @teamcivilian for our departed friend.

Per the official team points spreadsheet, Dr Finger has amassed a total of 1031 points (my highest ever, because for the first time in six years I counted the right way! and maybe this was one of my more laid back summers, which helps)

Massive thank you to our captain @3nigm4art, and our cheerleaders @light-of-luinil and @emiliasilverova. Honored to have you as my friends!

To my fellow plotters of evil and @teamdoubleoh, @teamqbranch, and @teamcivilian: please don't forget to schedule all your works to get reblogged throughout the year. We will have more time to give more love. Tumblr mobile in particular can schedule posts several years out! So utilize that feature!

[sunaddicted]

Could you do number 14 (open the door!) without too much angst for 00qad please? :)

Not too much angst is so h a r d but I managed lolThis is short and silly, I'm sorry *hides****James glared at the locked door and not for the first time that afternoon, he wondered why exactly their kitchen had a door - wasn't that a security hazard? If there was a fire, one should have been able to escape as fast as possible, right? Right: it was a perfect reasoning, it didn't hit any bumps or potholes when he ran it through his mind to check it over - like Q and Alex repeated him to do, especially if a tiny part of his brain pointed out to him that what he was thinking about might have been a tad stupid. Obviously, that referred to his impulsive plans out in the field but James was pretty sure they would have appreciated knowing that he used the method also for everyday reasoning. "Glaring at it won't make the door suddenly open" Danny said from the couch on which he was sprawled, Turing napping on his stomach as if the younger man just was a piece of furniture. James scowled "If you hadn't let Q in the kitchen, I wouldn't be glaring at a locked door now" he pointed out; there was a ban in their household and it was there for a very good reason: Q couldn't be trusted near any kitchen appliances and he barely was allowed to warm food up in the microwave, provided that there was someone in the house to make sure he didn't accidentally burn the house down or blow himself up. "I was napping" Danny shrugged. Alex cleared his throat "I suppose... he's an adult, we should start trusting him in the kitchen" James turned around to shoot the other man a disbelieving look: Alex was sensible, he was supposed to be on his side "Apart from the number written on his licence and his work attitude, does he ever behave as if he actually left college?" "Well..""No, he doesn't" James interrupted before Alex could try to answer "He doesn't eat a proper meal unless it's put right in front of his nose; he doesn't go to sleep until he passes out or he's forced to go to bed; he drinks way too much tea - do I need to go on?""No, we got it" Danny sighed "I don't smell anything burning, though: it might not be as bad as you fear" Always the optimist - if James didn't love Danny so much, he would have been irritated by his attitude; instead, it helped James to see things under a better light and he was grateful for that "You don't need to necessarily burn food to poison yourself" he pointed out. "I think you're worrying a little too much" Alex offered, one hand tentatively wrapping around James' in an offer of comfort. Maybe he was. Maybe he wasn't. James turned around and, even while he squeezed Alex's hand as if it was his personal anti-stress ball, he pounded on the locked surface in front of him "Open the door!""Just a minute!" Q called back. "He sounds fine" Danny observed, cooing at Turing when the cat stretched just to butt his head against his jaw, looking for either a scratch or a kiss - James wasn't sure whether only their cats looked for kisses because they had gotten used to them or if it was just a cat thing. Q could have probably given him a coherent answer. If only he got out of that goddamn kitchen."I'll tear this door down if you don't open it right this instant!""James, breathe""Give me a second!""NOW, Q!""Fine, fine" Q rolled his eyes and opened the door, opening his arms wide "Tadaah, I'm alive" he said, voice dripping with sarcasm - his breath was cut off when James threw himself at him, hands patting him down and lips pressed against his forehead in frantic kisses "I'm okay, James. I was just heating up a Pop Tart" Danny slid off of the couch "We still have those?"Q nodded from over James' shoulder "Yeah but I ate the last strawberry one""Cool, I prefer vanilla anyway"

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We dug this up from 2015 to dedicate it to @blood-suits-and-tears, @iamanonniemouse, and @lapsang-and-earlgrey

I really want Alex in London spy to be asexual too haha. I thought I was the only one. His character is described as autistic in the script for ep one which I found interesting

I am so frustrated because I tried to reply to you three times and I lost everything I wrote!! D: But that’s okay, I really hope this time it works!! HUSDILHDSAUIL

But yeah, welcome to the Asexual Alex Club!!

What I think interesting about Alex is that he is not the cold and rational robot that we see as the ‘asexual cliche’. Yes, his behaviour is quite odd, but I believe that makes his passion even more wonderful!

What made me believe that Alex could be seen as an asexual (and possibly aromantic) was this scene:

Because that is exactly what an ace/aro person thinks. We can’t understand some feelings because we never felt them in the first place. 

I was so impressed by the scene about soulmates, how he answered honestly and stayed true to himself and yet we could see how much he cared for Danny. And I honestly share his view on this matter.

What I really like about this show is the way it is portraying their relationship. It shows that only because you don’t believe in conventional romantic love, doesn’t mean you can’t love. Actually, I think Alex and Danny are more in love and connected than 90% of the couples we see in media today. 

It broke my heart to see Alex crying when Danny suggested him to see other people. I think Danny misunderstood Alex’ lack of poetic romanticism for desinterest, that is why Danny seems to be really calm about it while Alex probably thinks he did something wrong and is confused, hurt and terrified. 

Do you hear that? Me screaming to the void while this show opens my chest and turn my heart into dust!

I love Alex’ character with all my heart because it shows that we don’t need to know or understand romantic love to validate being in love. 

That is so important to people in the aro/ace spectrum, because we always have our feelings questioned and criticized. Alex shows that we can be just as passionate about a relationship, we are just not so convencional! 

tl;dr Alex is my asexual gay spy that is too good for this world, too pure and need to be protected at all costs.

[laurelins-light]

007 Fest - 00QAD Chat Night Prompts/Headcannons

Since Saturday July 29th was @00qad-fandom Chat Night, I thought I'd post and share some of my ideas and headcanons that were inspired by that night (yes I know I'm posting this 2 days later and on the last day of fest, I've been busy unfortunately).

Hacker AU! Where Danny stumbles into Hacker!Alex at a nightclub and Alex was trying to break into the servers the club had in the back room. They almost get caught but Danny saves Alex 

Alex goes into hiding but is saved last minute but Danny doesn’t know this. He gets really into what Alex was doing and decides that since no one is listening to him he’ll take up his mantle and become a hacker. Either he eventually becomes Q OR Q finds him one day and is like - you are my new R. Eventually, Danny starts running Q Branch and running double oh missions and meets James. Alex has been on a multi year long undercover mission with Alec and has been telling Alec all about Danny.One day, they all come back to Q Branch at the same time and all realize they like the same person and Danny is kinda freaking out but Alex, James, and Alec are all like… eh at least one of us will be with you at all times this is good actually. 

Super soldier!Alex meeting Civilian!Danny and Danny teaching him all about the normal world when James and Q are sent to track Alex down and bring him back but end up faking his death and bringing him back as normal Q-branch technician Alex and Danny becomes an Agent instead with Alex as his and James’ “Support Analyst”

In similar vein - Black Widow!Alex who breaks from training but is lost and Danny finds him and then Q and James get involved because Alex is a known threat but they know better after getting to know him and boom Alex defects and becomes an Agent with Danny as his Q-branch support because he only listens and trusts Danny, James, or Q

Some others I thought of after the chat:

Q-Branch Analyst! Alex defects and has to fake his death after meeting Civilian!Danny. Danny then decides that he wants to understand more of Alex's previous world and root out what happened in Q-Branch and joins it. Eventually he becomes Q and succeeds in getting rid of all the corruption in the Branch (and MI6) that led to Alex's (supposed) death. Only after this is done does Alex feel safe to come back. James is the one that helped him hide all those years ago.

Vet!Alex who met a very concerned Danny at his veterinary practice after Danny comes across a mama cat and her 3 kittens. Alex knows another couple (Q + James) that would love to adopt some kittens and he introduces them all.

Assassin!Q who targets Alex, but is thrown off after seeing Danny and realizing that Danny is his long lost twin? brother? doppelganger? and instead gets curious and eventually realizes that he can't kill Alex bc it will hurt Danny. James is Q's support agent and just shrugs and goes along with it all.