#.KAYFABE

[ofneedlemoving]

TAG DUMP

[liquidstar]

my brother was making fun of me and our other brother for having the same haircut, and we were immediately like "what the fuck are you talking about? you had this EXACT SAME haircut like a year ago. this is your haircut too. jackass." so we start arguing back and forth until our mom stops us and says "come here." and she brings out her ID from when she was a teenager and... its the same haircut.

[unlimitedbutchworks]

a lot of older norms for internet and site etiquette are shit but you know what was good that we need to bring back? lurking. you need to lurk moar

[charlott2n]

being a predator animal is hot. i wont elaborate because i dont need to

[andy-jam-blog]

I can’t believe you started this all out of spite

[samijey]

Kevin will never not speak facts

[padmesbox]

Hangman Adam Page AEW Figure Fighters grip strength challenge

[ineffableigh]

Holy shit.

Get your noise cancelling headphones out because you can JUST BARELY HEAR Aziraphale say "out help" at the end of his mouthed "We need help" Alternate possibility being "We need help/we need to get help."

Oh my God.

Kayfabe theory confirmed? @ao3cassandraic

Pertaining to my other post:

[gumy-shark]

minecraft youtube fans and pro wrestling fans and band rpf people. do you guys want to form a union or something

[preservationofnormalcy]

Norm here, everyone!

So, you may have heard some rumors about our visitor from Hexenwerk, Königsratte. It is true he's in serious medical condition - our staff experienced in parafictional individuals are working around the clock to keep him stable and find treatment.

That leads me to the reason for this posting - we're looking for help. We think we can treat Königsratte, but we need nutcrackers. Yes! Those decorations you all have. If you're in the area, physical donations are great*, but we're taking photos and artwork.

The key here is a story. See, Königsratte is from a story. We think that if we can support his story with our own, your own, we can help stabilize him again. Do you have a nutcracker that's been in your family? Did you see one at the store you jived with? Designing one in your sketchbook? We want to see it! Your submission could be the key to saving our visitor.

I've been authorized to treat this as a giveaway. If you're in North America, detail in your submission that you'd like to enter the giveaway, and after this is all over I'll contact one lucky winner for a free poster from our gift shop!

Our submission forms are all open, and all other social media output will be paused for the next little while. MISSI is here helping collect and collate all the submissions.

Thank you all for your help. We can't do this without you.

[jtl-fics]

The thing i like the most about Kevin Day is that there is a chance that he would do anything so long as it os something he can be convinced he should do for the role of “Kevin Day - Son of Exy”.

Like he is someone who is, in public, playing a character and therefore he will do many things that he Kevin Day - a dude might not really want to do.

I bet its a game for the Foxes to try and get him to break character in front of cameras / see what they can get away with when he’s “Kevin Day - Son of Exy” even knowing that Kevin’s going to throw a real damn fit the second the cameras are off.

[lucabyte]

a false anachronism

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

not to post like it’s still 2022 but how did nobody notice that goncharov was a Macbeth adaptation???

like. we’ve got our troubled protag (macbeth/goncharov) whose ambitious wife (lady mac/katya) pressures him into clawing his way to the top of a violent power structure (scotland’s monarchy/the italian mafia). he ends up ordering the death of a former friend because said friend realizes what he’s done (sending assassins after banquo/sending ice pick joe after mario, but the latter has more emotional depth since joe and mario were friends). valery takes on the role of the witches by supplying goncharov with ominous warnings and hinting that all is preordained as he tries to bring goncharov to justice. in reaction, goncharov attempts to destroy potential threats (sending ice pick after andrey and sofia, who survive because of joe’s failure to go through with it and subsequent death in the church scene), paralleling the assassination of the macduff family. it’s also when we get that sweet gunfight amid the historical ruins, but that’s not important rn. when katya learns that goncharov tried to have sofia killed, she breaks down and tries to shoot him on the bridge scene (“if you loved me you wouldn’t have missed” etc etc) before almost throwing herself over the edge, bringing to mind lady macbeth’s mental collapse and subsequent suicide. instead of birnam wood coming to dunsinane, we get the boat scene. when goncharov asked valery why he was so determined to bring him back to russia to be prosecuted instead of just killing him, valery told goncharov “you’re untouchable so long as you’re on Italian soil” and the boat isn’t technically on Italian soil. andrey and goncharov have their stand-off at the ship’s wheel, symbolizing their fight for control over the system. meanwhile, sofia and katya make their escape, getting the chance to survive and leave the system of violence that killed their shakespearean counterparts. goncharov doesn’t know that katya is still alive, so his speech winding up his pocketwatch when he’s talking about how her time ran out and how nothing could stop the clocks? that was his “tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow” moment! when andrey shoots goncharov and DOESN’T MISS, it’s not just gay, it’s his “man of no woman born” parallel. he managed to do what nobody else could. but this movie has no malcolm character to bring the system back to normal and take the throne/lead the mafia. it’s just andrey at the wheel. and the deafening ticking of goncharov’s pocketwatch, laying face-open in the pool of blood, before it runs out of time and winds down for good.

[samijey]

Survivor Series: Wargames post-show (30/11/2024)

[kkbardd]

shut-in habits

[inky-da-dinky]

Everyone say thank you Bianca!