#...what?

[goldsnek]

Can you restore the ‘Hazbin Hotel’ Wikipedia page ‘That’s Entertainment (Hazbin Hotel)’ on Wikipedia? The same person keeps blanking it.

[seizethegay420]

[y-rhywbeth2]

The Dark Urge: "For what it's worth, I think I always liked you, too. But this is how it must be." *There is hesitation in his eye for one moment. A passing thought of all times spent together you'll never remember.* [...] Lord Enver Gortash: "We could have moved mountains, we could have shaken the planes. And you chose imperfection. I think I will hang your corpse in the Wide - the Archduke's would-be assassin. The people will celebrate your fall, and my part in it. "Your bones will be a souvenir of what could've been."

Keeping their bones as a memento was already basically flirting when it's aimed at Durge, but these lines - the bitterness of imperfection, what we could've been, the souvenir of what could've been - are so much better now with that moment of hesitation thrown in.

[projectjumpstart]

Is that a Underfell papyrus?

[w-itchtips]

not all witches are poor maybe you should keep that in mind.

I don't really know what this is in reference to but... okay?

[scarskelly]

Man, I love 37Kamiina! Yuki Ueno and Yuki Ueno and Yuki Ueno and Yuki Ueno!

[las-almas-border-patrol]

Ohhhh leggy is going to kill you for even thinking about fucking Graves! Teehehehehehe

... What are you, 9 years old? It is a childrens game, a small ask game.

And heck, I would see Captain Price killing me faster for saying I would marry him. But if it makes you feel better, I can send Mr Graves ... boyfriend? fiance? a letter of apology.

[lineffability]

Nooo you’re so right in canon-compliant situations it’s like. Crowley using aziraphale’s full name is almost more intimate bc none of the humans around them would use it anyway. Also like. That’s him!!

Yes! Him! omg but now you made me think...there's probably really nobody around him who calls him by his name??? nobody in Soho is close enough to make it past mr fell.... when he hears his name it's either serious/unpleasant (the angels) or....crowley (intimate) and then we have angel ofc...which means so many things

[teamgalactic-confessions]

I want to try to steal dialga, go back in time, capture dialga again and then return it so I have my own dialga. Do you think this would work?

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[theanonymousbooks]

You ever start writing out a word and it suddenly hits you how ridiculous that word is and now you have to question your entire existence? Wtf is a headphone.

[funtimespringscare101]

Bone spaghetti.

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The Arms are ready... then?

(@lilybug-02 i think this guy got me as well)

[catnaplovesnaptime]

I ate a toddler

[opulent-today-slope]

Must be the ace in me cos... sexiness where?

me taking all the sexy aesthetic ideas from catholicism and leaving literally everything else behind

[missabnormal]

imagine being a Korean person awake at like one in the morning trying to accept that the president of South Korea actually just tried to go full dictatorship by way of an emergency martial law because he was basically having a political temper tantrum and every agency and corporation in the country is all hands on deck, code red mode on everything and the military is being deployed and then the assembly revokes the martial law and then the president is like lol nevermind and now you have to get ready to work at your shitty job on a Wednesday