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[las-almas-border-patrol]

... Listen Roach.. cucaracha, come here. Let me call my abuela and we will see what she says. I am going to send her the picture you send me, is that alright?

Mi abuela te ayudará, y probablemente te amará y te adoptará porque eso es lo que hace.

I think your grandma needs to teach me :(

I think a lot of people need the help of my abuela Isa. If its for making food, life tips or for some spooky stories. Abuela Isa got your back.

I can ask her if she has some time to spare for a friend of mine, if you want?

[las-almas-border-patrol]

... *looks heavenward, internally praying* (XD)

@las-almas-border-patrol and @verytiredmedic sparred so badly they ended up tangled like a human pretzel. Dome blackmail material for you!

i'm surprised that damn medic didn't fall asleep mid tussle.

[las-almas-border-patrol]

I think your grandma needs to teach me :(

I think a lot of people need the help of my abuela Isa. If its for making food, life tips or for some spooky stories. Abuela Isa got your back.

I can ask her if she has some time to spare for a friend of mine, if you want?

[las-almas-border-patrol]

I burnt my fuggin breakfast and overdid my tea, will i ever be happy again?

Poor cacuracha pequeno... This is strictly going onto your list of sins against food, its your food karma working to recify the mistakes done by you.

REPENT!

...

Broma. ¿Puedes raspar los pedazos quemados o necesito que mi abuela te enseñe a cocinar?

[las-almas-border-patrol]

*forehead smooch* good preciosa.

Rudy honey, I made brownies, and cupcakes! And I’ve got ice cream in the fridge, I’m feeling in the mood for a movie night! And maybe a wedding, but it’s your choice really. 👀

Preciosa, that is mighty sweet of you. Those Brownies look divine. Its Not Captain Price's recipe though, right?

And movie night sounds fun! Still a No to the Wedding, preciosa.

I love spending time with you, let me appreciate this stage a bit longer, yeah?

[las-almas-border-patrol]

Rudy is hard at work, packing box after box of little knickknacks and snacks and drinks. And also His doodles he made of different objects.

And even if the Postal Services will hate him, He feels the urge to just send the people he likes something nice. And maybe a few gag presents to people he doesnt like as much.

[las-almas-border-patrol]

you are both pretty, children.

@ask-alevargas

@valera-askblog

... Feliz año, supongo.

- @ask-alevargas

... Why is your forehead tilted inwards

This you? 🤨

Happy new years

[las-almas-border-patrol]

Happy to Help you there. Call If you need anything.

Hmm.. How loopy can anaesthesia make someone... Is it very bad? Is the brain to mouth filter gone then?

Probablemente lo sabremos pronto.

[las-almas-border-patrol]

very well, a Draw.

Maybe a rematch sometime in the future? With Supervision this time.

So you are small and feisty then? Thats good to know. Do you often win in training fights against your coworkers? Or does most of them end like the one wit Rudy? Which was hilarious by the way. Who won?

...That's uh... classified and inbetween me and my coworkers. :)

....There was no winner in that fight with @las-almas-border-patrol I think?

[las-almas-border-patrol]

we talked about this. The otters have mates and we dont Part them, eh? Thats just mean, and we Love the otters.

But alright! Thank you for the presents! What is the occassion though?

Hi honey, I’ve brought you gifts, open them!

🎁🎁💐

🎀💕🥳

All of this for me?? You shouldnt have!

There is no otter inside any of this, right?

[las-almas-border-patrol]

The spider deserved everything it got, preciosa..

is it weird that i want to see you lose your composure cos i bet you'd look hot asf? 🫣

My composure?

In what way do you want to see me lose it? Siempre trato de mantener la calma, pero no siempre funciona. I am not actually always composed, I just hide it well, I think.

[las-almas-border-patrol]

Rudy honey, I made brownies, and cupcakes! And I’ve got ice cream in the fridge, I’m feeling in the mood for a movie night! And maybe a wedding, but it’s your choice really. 👀

Preciosa, that is mighty sweet of you. Those Brownies look divine. Its Not Captain Price's recipe though, right?

And movie night sounds fun! Still a No to the Wedding, preciosa.

I love spending time with you, let me appreciate this stage a bit longer, yeah?

[las-almas-border-patrol]

Actually Soap did forget to tell us who had the... uppermost body part in the impromptu yoga session we had.

So I would say it is a draw?

So you are small and feisty then? Thats good to know. Do you often win in training fights against your coworkers? Or does most of them end like the one wit Rudy? Which was hilarious by the way. Who won?

...That's uh... classified and inbetween me and my coworkers. :)

....There was no winner in that fight with @las-almas-border-patrol I think?

[las-almas-border-patrol]

Hi honey, I’ve brought you gifts, open them!

🎁🎁💐

🎀💕🥳

All of this for me?? You shouldnt have!

There is no otter inside any of this, right?

[las-almas-border-patrol]

is it weird that i want to see you lose your composure cos i bet you'd look hot asf? 🫣

My composure?

In what way do you want to see me lose it? Siempre trato de mantener la calma, pero no siempre funciona. I am not actually always composed, I just hide it well, I think.

[las-almas-border-patrol]

Y pensé que había quemado todas las copias.

But now I know where it is.

This you?

((Bayardo De Murguia my beloved lmao -🦷))

Mierda. Una vez modelas ropa para tu tía y pasa esto.

Listen, my tia is a seamstress and my cousin, who normally models those clothes wasn't in town...

Please, Cucaracha pequeña, keep silent. I had to listen to Alejandro laugh for weeks..

(I am dead. Laughed too much, tummy splintered in my fit of laughing))

[las-almas-border-patrol]

Alejandro, mi hermano, no sé qué decir. Yo.. Tú.. Why is it that your words.. I don't know what to say. I am not this good or as warm as you describe, I am just me.

Me, Rodolfo, Rudy, el niño pequeño siempre ladrándote los talones. This is too much, Ale. I don't have the words.

Don't let his words paint your view of me, my brother has very strange ideas sometimes.

Alejandro, no puedes decir algo así.

my friend, would you be a good wingman and tell us how to flirt with rudy? or what is he looking for in a partner?

Ah, Rudy? He’s got a heart as big as the world, hermano. Loyalty, that’s his thing. If you’re part of his life, you’re in his team and once you’re there, he’s not letting behind . Storm, fire, whatever comes, he’ll be there for you. And honesty? For Rudy, it’s not just important, it’s sagrado. Be real with him, and he’ll give you every piece of himself, no questions asked.

I’ve seen it my whole vida. The way he treats his family, his friends, su gente. When Rudy cares about someone, there’s nothing he won’t do. He’ll move heaven and earth, no joke. And trust me, he expects the same in return a litle bit in words, but more importantly in actions, in that deep connection he values so much. (claro, this is built with time, not a day)

But don’t think for a second he’s all business! Rudy’s got his soft side heswarm, caring, y muy romántico. He’s the kind of guy who needs someone who can see the good in the world, even when it’s surrounded by chaos. He's veery positive about life and needs someone who also sees that life is más than battles or missions. We’ve hav plenty of that in our job, ¿no? Jajajajaja. Lo siento si te describí mal, hermano. @las-almas-border-patrol [the person who finds the coco ( film) reference will get a little kiss]