#...but yeah im jewish and talk fast and love debate and a similar level of repressed fagginess to him so i get compared to him a lot
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cant watch anything with ben shapiro in it partially because his gay ass pisses me off and partially because i am psychosexually obsessed with him and see him as a sort of evil shadow self
#i fucking wish i could debate people and make fun of tiktoks for a living#unfortunately i actually enjoy a fair debate and do not want to profit off of taking advantage of unwitting college students#or sell out my own culture/religion for a paycheck#i honest to god think he doesn't believe most of the shit he says it just makes him money#and makes him feel like a big smart man#i also love feeling like a big smart man but if i don't do something meaningful with my big smarts i will kill myself#+ im a communist. and bi. and trans. thus our lives have gone in different directions#...but yeah im jewish and talk fast and love debate and a similar level of repressed fagginess to him so i get compared to him a lot#which has imbued me with the desire to fix him by any means necessary. me. shapiro. locked room. no weapons. lubrication. fact checker.#he'll come out a changed man ill tell you that#first time i relayed this to ramón he said more like changed woman and it's still one of my top ten ramón funny moments
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