#...HEY WHO ARE YOU CALLING 'NAGGING NARRATOR' >:V
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Giovanni plays 'Slay the Princess'!
"....... This is just me every day, princess or not."
"Including the many voices in your head, a nagging Narrator, always being forced to kill, frequently dying, exposure to eldritch horror, and the constantly looming neverending existential dread?"
"Especially the many voices in my head, a nagging Narrator, always being forced to kill, frequently dying, exposure to eldritch horror, and the constantly looming neverending existential dread.
#HI I am recovering from yet another back injury plus laptop keyboard is fucked#just popping in to say hi#real life is kiiinda improving otherwise#hopefully I'll be home soon and out of this fucking hotel#[Dumb]#[Giovanni Vespucci]#[Guy Duchamp]#mental illness tw#ANYWAY Slay the Princess is great#a bud and I did a playthrough basically roleplaying as Gio as TLQ#fun fact the creators are here on Tumblr so that's neat#still struggling with muse tho#but I hope to get drawing again soon after stopping for a long while#...HEY WHO ARE YOU CALLING 'NAGGING NARRATOR' >:V
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A Sisterâs Awakening, a Brotherâs Nightmare (Pt. II)
Continued from Pt. I. All credit to Sean D.Â
âWhamâ
Jen felt a stinging sensation in her nose. She was stunned for a moment. She saw another fist fly at her. Instinctively she ducked. He missed her face that time. She quickly adjusted her stance and moved backwards. He was a head taller than her. She couldnât help but be scared as he wound up for another  punch.
Jen put into practice everything she had learned. When his fist came forward again, she moved to the side, grabbed his arm and used his momentum to throw him off balance. She then gave him a side knee to the ribs and then a punch to the face. This time it was his turn to stand there dazed.
His eyes were wide as he looked around to get his bearings. His stance was wide as he was trying to keep his balance.
Jenâs karate training was clear on this. Time to put her opponent out of commission. She wound her leg backwards as far as she could, and concentrating all of her strength into her right leg, she flung it forward as hard as she could.
The top of her foot sailed into the middle of the V shape made by his legs. The white cloth of his karate outfit bunched up as her foot pushed easily past it and onto her target.
âThwap.â Came a loud noise that echoed across the dojo. Jen felt a sharp pain in the top of her foot as her foot met hard plastic. She could feel the plastic bend inwards though as the force of her kick lifted her large male opponent off of his legs. She couldnât help but thrust her leg forward as high as she could, despite the pain, hoping to get her foot through the cup and to the soft target underneath.
As her foot came down, her opponent immediately fell to his knees. His hands went to his crotch and he looked up at her with this confused and dazed look. He felt around his crotch, as if to check that his balls were still there. Jen was surprised to see pain in his eyes. He looked surprised by the pain too.
She could see him fighting it, but inch by inch, he slouched forward. He started groaning and then fully went into a fetal position.
Jen stood there surprised by the whole situation, not knowing what to think. She felt a hand on her shoulder, she looked up, startled.
âNice one!â
It was her friend Kate. She had a wide smile on her face. She patted Jen on the back. Other groups around her had stopped their sparring to see what was happening. Jen blushed at the attention.
Emily, the dojo sensei, came over. Despite being in her late â30s and herself a mother, Jen had the feeling like being in elementary school at the principalâs office, like she was about to get into trouble.
âHe has a cup on,â she said defensively, pointing down at her opponent, who was rocking back and forth and still making pathetic wimpering sounds.
âItâs alright,â said Emily. âThe cup isnât a 100% guarantee that heâs not going to feel any pain. With a hard enough kick, itâs possible that enough pressure can be exerted to still make contact with the balls. And probably the vibration from the cup itself transmitted a certain amount of force.â
Emily saw Jenâs worried look and smiled. âHey, you did what you had to do. You did what you were taught. You defended yourself. And beat your opponent.â
Cheers erupted from the growing number of other women that were huddling around the scene. âThatâs right!â Said Kate. âYou got him good girlfriend.â
âYou did indeed,â said Emily. âHeâs lucky this was just a sparring match and that he was wearing a cup. If this were real life and he wasnât wearing a cup, and if you had shoes on, well, I think you could easily have ruptured both of his testicles.â
Kate whispered into her ear, âOh well, too bad, maybe next time.â She winked.
Jen playfully pushed her friend away. âOh come on, youâre terrible.â
Jen couldnât help but continuing to think about the incident for the rest of the day. What was bothering her about it? She had this nagging sense of guilt. But why?
The next evening, the usual gang of friends came over for their book/movie night. There was Kate, with her daughter Hailey. Hailey and Sarah had been best friends for a while, and Kate and Jen had also become friends. Then Kate invited Jen to a book club with a group of ladies about 6 months back, and since then they had all become quite close. The theme of the book club was womenâs empowerment. They worked their way through a number of books focused on dissecting the patriarchal power structures of society and discussed how they could empower themselves as women and their daughters. They also all joined karate, which is what they had been doing the night before.
âHey Ms. G, heard you got a guy really good, right where it counts!â Said Hailey, laughing, as she entered the door.
âYou heard about that?â
âOh yeah. Of course! Mom and I had a great laugh talking about it!â
Kate giggled. âWell, maybe just a little.â
Sarah was waiting by the door to greet her best friend. Her eyes went wide. âReally mom? You kicked a guy in the nuts!? But youâve always told me never to do that!â
âWell it was karate honey. It was self defence.â
Sarah didnât looked convinced. She leered over at her brother, who was hanging back from the conversation, standing awkwardly in the corner. Jen could tell he was uncomfortable about the topic of conversation.
âHear that Dougy?â You better not try anything, or maybe Iâll have to do some self defence of my own!â Feeling very uncomfortable, Doug left and went to his room.
The group of women sat around the living room and were on their second round of drinks. They had caught up with one another and shared the latest round of gossip. Jen was embarrassed that a major topic of conversation was her recent kicking of a guy in the groin.
âHowâs the foot?â Kate asked jokingly.
âActually, itâs a bit bruised on the top.â Said Jen. It actually did hurt quite a bit.
âStupid cups,â another woman chimed in. âThey ruin all the fun!â
All the ladies laughed heartedly.
âI suppose it would be hard to get men to come to the class voluntarily if they didnât let them wear cups. Either that, or they wouldnât be men for very long!â
They laughed again. Jen couldnât help but laugh, even though she felt naughty for doing so.
âThat brings us to our movie for tonight,â Said Kate, sounding more serious now. âItâs a documentary by avant-garde filmmaker Beth Walker. Unfortunately, it has received no support from the mainstream movie industry, which is typical, given that itâs ruled by our patriarchal system.
Itâs called âBreaking the Family Jewels.â
There was a murmur if excitement from the ladies. They had all heard about it. It was a very controversial movie. Hailey and Sarah gleamed as they also joined the ladies to watch the movie. Kate had insisted.
The movie opened with two large, shiny jewels filling the screen. They glittered in the light as the camera moved slowly out. A womanâs narrating voice began speaking.
âThe family jewels. Every girl learns growing up that her brother, cousin, classmate, has something that she doesnât have. And no matter how smart, talented, or amazing she is, sheâll never have them. She can be an Olympic gold metallist...â the screen focused on the strong legs of an Olympic gymnast as she vaulted, to the cheers of thousands. âShe can go to space. She can do any number of amazing things, but sheâll never have the family jewels. That is, unless she finds herself a man and marries in order to get some jewels of her own.â
âThis is how our patriarchal system works ladies.â The diamonds still glittered in front of the camera, but now the narrator could be seen too, dangling them in her hand. âIn this simple expression - used and known by all people in the world - we are summarizing an attitude that subjugates women.â
âAnd not only that. War. Violence. Crime.â Scenes of horrible violence filled the screen. âThese all stem from these little jewels.â
The movie went on to develop the theory that testosterone in males is the primary cause of most of the worldâs problems. It really wasnât a hard case to make, thought Jen. It all made so much sense when someone actually just laid it out factually. Testosterone, the drive for sex and power, itâs what drove men to do terrible things.
âBut what if things could be different?â Asked the narrator. âWell, we donât have to imagine it. History is full of examples that prove that societies are better off when they break the family jewels.â
The movie delved into the story of the Amazons, the ancient group of warrior women, who defeated their male opponents and built a successful society that lasted hundreds of years. Historians were interviewed who pieced together the archaeological and written records. It made the case that the Amazons reproduced using selected males for reproduction, and all other men in their society were castrated. Castration ceremonies would be done after they won a battle, and would be done annually. When males reached a certain age of maturity, it would be decided if they would be breeding stock or not. If not, then they would be castrated in a large and public annual ceremony. Jen was shocked to learn that castration didnât have to just mean the cutting off of the male genitalia.
âBased on our best evidence,â Said one researcher, âthe Amazons typically preferred to crush the testicles in order to turn the man into a eunuch. This was more practical, as cutting could have easily led to infection and then death. Whereas if you crushed them, itâs possible that the body would naturally get rid of the... uh, remnants...â all the ladies in the room laughed. â...All the nutmeat, for lack of a better word, would naturally dissolve over time. And if it didnât, or there were signs of infection, then a small incision could be made and the contents could easily be squeezed out, and then the sack could be sown back up.â
The narrator asked, âWouldnât this process have been extremely painful?â
âOh, without a doubt, it would have been the most excruciating thing a man could ever feel. It certainly would have made him wish he were born a woman!â Said the researcher, breaking into laughter with the narrator.
The movie went on to cover other ancient societies and their use of eunuchs. It made the case that eunuchs were not created as some sort of punishment, although sometimes it was the case, but they actually had a very useful role for society. Chinaâs prosperity for thousands of years was due in large part to its use of eunuchs. What was missing, argued the film, was the additional step of putting women in charge. If most men were made into eunuchs, and only women were allowed into positions of authority, there would be a ying and yang balance that would lead to harmony.
âBut we donât only need to look to the past. There is evidence in our modern society.â Said the narrator.
The film covered a research study group of castrated males over a period of two years. The men all had different ways they had become eunuchs. The movie covered each story. Some were accidents - a motorcycle crash, a skate boarder, a man who fell from his roof and directly onto his fence. With one leg on either side of the fence, the fence broke his fall - and his balls. The movie did a dramatization of each castration and the ladies laughed it up.
Particularly amazing, though, were the non-accidental castrations. One guy admitted to touching a woman inappropriately at a bar, and she turned around and kneed him so hard that she immediately exploded his left nut.
âI heard this popping sound,â the guy said. âAnd I couldnât believe it was coming from between my legs.â The ladies in the room all laughed really loud and cat called. Jen smiled but was surprised at their casual reactions to a guy losing a testicle.
âI know she heard it too,â the guy continued. âHer knee was still between my leg, and I know she could feel she had popped it.â
âHow do you know?â Asked the narrator.
âBelieve me, she had this wicked smile on her face. She knew. And she knew she had me beat. When she released her knee, all I wanted to do was crumble to the floor. But she pushed my shoulders up against the wall. And she kneed me again, and then again, and over and over...â The man was sobbing now as he recounted his own castration for a worldwide audience. âI lost count. I just remember wishing, âGod, make this stop.â And then came a crunch sound. And the worst pain of my life. And at that moment, my life changed forever.â
The movie made clear that a court had found the woman not guilty of any crime, as she had acted in self defence. The man was pleading his case to the world, in the hopes they would see that she had went beyond self defence. That she had intentionally castrated him when she didnât have to. Little did he know that the audience of his film could have cared less. They all would have done exactly the same thing to him.
Jen shifted uncomfortably as all the women, including her own daughter, laughed. Would she have castrated that man? She just didnât know.
The next intentional castration was of a random, completely innocent guy just walking down the street. He was just minding his own business, walking on the sidewalk, when a tall blond woman wearing sunglasses, a mini skirt, and big, large leather boots was walking the other direction.
âOut of nowhere, I see this blur as her leg shoots up towards me. I have no idea what is happening. Then Iâm completely lifted off the ground. And I look down and realize that her boot is lodged between my legs. There was this sickening sound.â
âCan you describe it?â Asked the narrator.
âI donât know... it was like a âsquickâ sound.â
âOh my God, Iâm gonna be sick,â Said the man, as he moved his head off screen and threw up. Just the memory of both of his nuts exploding at the same time was enough to make him sick. After he finished vomiting, the camera panned out as he lay on the ground shivering, re-living his traumatic ordeal.
âWow, she clearly did a number on you,â Said the narrator.
The woman who kicked him was never found.
Jen couldnât help but feel bad for the guy, although technically he wasnât a guy anymore. A woman in her group though said âMeh, Iâm sure he did something in his life to deserve it! And if not, too bad!â The women all laughed again.
The movie went on to cover the lives of the men after their castrations. It showed that after two years, all of their lives had turned around. They were doing better in all areas of their lives. Interviews with their female relatives, friends, coworkers found that they were much more sensitive and they contributed well to the successes of their families, teams, companies, etc. Although without their testosterone, they tended to shy away from male-dominated environments and they did better working with females.
âOk, but youâre probably asking yourself, how practical is this? Itâs not like we can just castrate all - or most men. Right?â She winked at the screen.
âThere are a number of ways society could organize itself around that method,â said a sociologist. âStandardized tests, meeting a number of various physical criteria, behavioural tests, a number of ways could be used to determine which males would be castrated.â
And how would it be carried out? Asked the narrator. Who would do it?
The video showed clips of three different female researchers as they laughed at the question. âWell, I donât think that would be a problem. There would certainly be no shortage of women willing to carry out the sentence.â The women in the room all yelled and laughed.
âSign me up!â They said
âYou could have a lottery... you could award the right to castrate to women who have excelled in certain areas, such as on standardized tests... or you could give the right to decide to the nearest female relative of the male.â
âOh, imagine that!â Said Hailey to Sarah. âYou could order the execution of your brotherâs balls!â The two girls laughed hysterically.
Jen was taken aback. Imagine she or her daughter were put in a position where she had to decide who would castrate her own son?
âOk, but pending some tidal wave in progressive feminists being elected to Congress and changing the laws, this system isnât something weâre going to see overnight.â Said the narrator.
âSo does that mean we just give up?â
âNo!â Yelled the women.
The video went to a female biologist. âWell, letâs not forget just how painful a kick to the balls is. Short of more extreme measures, even just a simple kick will cause debilitating pain that can cause a man to think twice about his behaviour.â
The movie went on to explain what happens from even minor impact with the testicles. The number of nerve endings, the coursing of pain through the abdomen, the spasm of muscles.
âThere was this researcher named Pavlov, and he found a simple but effective way to control behaviour,â said the narrator. The movie explained how repeated and regular kicks, hits, squeezes to the gonads could dramatically reshape a maleâs personality and his behaviour.
âEvery woman watching this video can recall a time when she dramatically changed a maleâs behaviour by kicking him in the balls. Think of that schoolyard bully who was convinced to stop harassing you after your sneaker met his balls. Or the guy whoâs unwanted attention led to him writhing on the floor. And if he saw you again, he crossed the street.â
All the women laughed as they remembered their own ballbusting experiences. Jen was guilty to admit that she fondly remembered just such a time from when she was younger.
As the film concluded, it laid out the type of male behaviour that should lead to âcorrectiveâ action. There were the obvious: violence, unwanted sexual attention. But it also laid out others. Male consumption of pornography, especially if degrading to women, should be punished. A male questioning the opinion of a woman, should be punished. The film even advocated for random kicks to the balls, done for no reason other than female enjoyment and to remind the male of his place.
The film panned onto the diamonds from the beginning of the film. âIn this film, weâve seen what a ridiculous notion are the âfamily jewelsâ. Rather than being the strong, solid foundation of society. They are a weak facade on which patriarchy bases its power. And you know what ladies? Just like the myth of the family jewels is not real, neither are these diamonds. These are just cheap knock offs.â
With dramatic effect, she placed the two fake diamonds on the hardwood floor. Her beautiful legs and high heels entered the shot. The stiletto heels of her black heels positioned themselves over the fake diamonds.
âCrush them! Crush them!â Yelled the women.
All of the weight of the stillettos came down onto the diamonds. Everyone held their breath. One second. Two seconds... then CRUSH. The left diamond exploded outward. One second, two seconds later... then the right one exploded. The stiletto heels ground into the remnants of the diamonds. Methodically crushing all their little bits into a fine dust.
The movie ended.
The women all clapped. Then they discussed the movie. It was clear to Jen that they were all in strong agreement with it.
âThe question is how we start implementing this in our daily lives,â said Kate.
The women all agreed.
âWell most men are so embarrassed when they get kicked in the balls that theyâre unlikely to report it,â said one of the women. The others nodded.
âAnd if they want to, you just make it clear that they wonât be men for much longer if they do!â Said Kate.
Jen was clearly reluctant. But as they talked through all of the arguments in the movie, she had to admit she agreed with all of them. She just wasnât entirely comfortable yet.
âHow did it feel when you busted that guy in karate?â Asked Kate.
âPretty damn awesome!â Jen had to admit. They all laughed.
Sarah and Hailey looked at each other and had a great idea. They disappeared from the room and went upstairs. A minute later, Jen heard a loud commotion, and then a bunch of feet stampeding down the stairs. There was Doug being shoved into the room by Hailey and Sarah.
âWha... what?â Asked Doug. âI wasnât doing anything!â
âYeah right!â Said Sarah. She displayed Dougâs laptop for all the room to see. They gasped.
Doug had been watching some pretty hard core pornography. Jen was disgusted. She had to look away. She was also so embarrassed.
She composed herself and approached Doug. âHow could you? That kind of smut? Itâs so degrading to women! Do you really think so little of women? Of all of us?â She pointed to all the room. âYou think so little of me?â
Doug stammered but didnât know what to say. He was embarrassed beyond words.
âI know for a fact that creepy little Dougy watches this stuff all the time. Just look at his search history.â
His search history was full of smut.
Jen became enraged.
âWell,â Said Kate, stepping forward. âI think this is a perfect way to start putting our new manifesto into action.â
Sarah and Hailey gleamed at eachother.
âWhat do you mean?â Asked Jen.
âWell, heâs clearly broken the rules. And itâs clear what needs to happen next. We need to alter his behaviour.â
Jen stood for a minute pondering. She concluded that her friend was right. âYouâre right, I donât see any other way.â She looked at Doug.
Doug backed away and put his hands up defensively. He didnât know what was going on but he knew it was no good for him.
âLook,â Said Sarah. âI have proof that kicking Doug in the balls will work. Look at his search history. You see this week-long gap of almost no usage about three weeks ago? Well, that was right after I kicked Doug in the balls. Really hard.â She winked and smiled at her brother. âRemember that brother?â
Dougâs hands instinctively went to his crotch. Jen was taken aback. âYou did what?â But she realized she wasnât angry. Not like she would have been. In fact now she was proud of her daughter.
âHmm... seems you were only doing what I should have done a long time ago. Iâm sorry I didnât honey.â She said to her daughter.
âItâs alright mom! We can make up for lost time.â
âWe sure can.â
âDoug, spread your legs.â Doug looked horrified at his mother.
âSpread your legs NOW,â she said, taking a step forward.
Doug complied and stood spread eagled in front of the room of women.
Jen looked around. Should she kick him? Should someone else?
Sarah saw what she was thinking and jumped forward. âMom, I know for a fact that Doug has a gross obsession with Hailey. Heâs probably thinking about her when he watches those degrading videos.â
All the women made sounds of disgust. Jen nodded. âWell it only seems fair that a victim of a crime get justice, no?â
Hailey giggled and screamed with excitement. âThanks Ms. G!â
âOh wait, let me go get some shoes on!â Her and Sarah disappeared up into Sarahâs room.
Doug stood there awkwardly, still standing with his legs apart, head down, as the group of women laughed and chatted about his coming ball punishment.
âYouâre doing the right thing!â A few of them said to Jen.
âThis is whatâs best for him.â
âAll men should be punished like this. Society will be better for it. Your family will be better for it!â
Jen had to admit that, not only did she feel right about her course of action, but she felt a sense of excitement. It brought her back to her youth, when she was just about to or had just seen a guy get kicked in the balls.
Hailey and Sarah came back down. There was a hard clattering on the hard wood from Haileyâs heavy black boots.
âOoh,â Said the women, laughing. âPoor Dougy!â
Jen couldnât help but laugh. Doug was sure going to get it good.
Hailey stood in front of Doug, whoâs face went white and his eyes wide with terror.
âLook in the bright side Dougy, Iâm finally gonna touch your manbits!â They all laughed.
âNo, no, please.â Doug backed away and looked around pleadingly. His eyes rested on Jenâs. âMom, please no!â
Jen nodded to Sarah, who went behind her brother and grabbed both of his arms. She put her knee up against his back, shoving his legs apart and his pelvis forward. He was too scared and weak to put up a fight. He started crying.
âNo, Dougy, the crying comes AFTER she kicks you. Gah, you canât do anything right brother.â She taunted him.
Haileyâs face was focused now. Her eyes focused downwards, Â between Dougâs legs. Doug knew this moment well. He remembered that same look right before his sister unleashed a hell of pain on him. All of his muscles tended up. He couldnât breathe.
Haileyâs right leg sailed upwards. The whole room held their breath. The black boot made a loud SMACK sound as it smashed up between Dougâs legs. The force of the kick knocked him clear off the ground and off of his feet. Sarah was still holding his arms though. He fell painfully onto his knees, but Sarah wouldnât let him collapse into the fetal position. Instead, she pulled him back slightly so his face showed upward to the entire room. He couldnât hide his agony. He wasnât even allowed to suffer his pain how he wanted. All his hands wanted to do was to cup his balls, to feel them, to see if they were still there. Instead, as the pain coursed through his body, his face convulsed with pain, all of the women got to watch the show.
So many things were going through Jenâs mind. That had been a hard kick with a very hard and very heavy boot. Had her sonâs nuts just been obliterated? She imagined that not even he knew the answer to that. But then she realized she didnât care. She thought she would feel some strong emotion of fear or sadness for him, but she didnât. They were just his balls. It wasnât like he was dying. And so what if his nuts were mush? Wouldnât he actually be the better for it?
Jen could feel a power coursing through her. And then an overwhelming sense of joy and satisfaction.
Hailey was admiring her work. She knew she had hit the mark perfectly. She wanted to jump with excitement. But she didnât quite know how to react. How would Ms. G react at her giggling with excitement as her son writhed in unimaginable pain?
The other women in the room too were also looking to Jen for their cue on how to react.
Jen and Doug locked eyes. He looked so sad and pathetic. His eyes were begging for mercy as the pain continued to build through his abdomen. He wanted his mom to stop the pain, to do something, anything for him.
Jen looked up at her daughter Sarah, who was still holding Doug up. Mother and daughter had always had a deep connection, and they knew what one another were thinking. Slowly, a broad smile crept to Sarahâs face, and then to Jenâs. Then Jen couldnât control it any longer and she started laughing out loud. Relieved, all of the other women joined in.
Sarah let go of Doug and he was finally allowed to collapse to the ground, his hands going to check his balls.
âAre they still there Dougy?â Sarah taunted her brother.
âI can check for you.â Said Hailey, laughing.
Hailey bounced up and down with glee as the laughter filled the room. Doug started writhing across the floor and shaking. This only made them all laugh even harder. Jen thought she might soon be laughing so hard she would be on the ground too.
Minutes passed. Minutes of pure joy and glee for the women. And of utter torment for Doug.
If Doug only knew what the future had in store for him, he would have wished that both of his nuts had been turned to mush that night.
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