#.....why does anyone like the barbie movie?😭

[sensitivegoblin]

Stupid vent

[bunniesnuggie]

ethan landry as a caregiver

ethan landry x hyper fem little!reader

summary: just some headcanons of our favorite nerd as a first time caregiver 💕

*this is a non-ghostface au, he’s alive and not a stabby boy 👍🏻💗

*not proofed*

quick lil heads up - i’ve literally never seen scream 6… and have no idea who anyone is except ethan so, keep that in mind. but i still have been kinda obsessed with him lately :3

♡finds out by coming home early from class and finding you fully regressed in his dorm

he’s so cute; he didn’t even know anything was “wrong” at first. just enjoying the sight of his adorable girlfriend laying on his bed in his shirt cuddling the build a bears you made for each other, watching barbie movies. that is, until you yelped and leaped off the bed, and literally started crying. traumatized him ™️

♡ himbo DID NOT understand,

he will never EVER judge you. but did have to do research b4 fully getting it, like cutiepie was reading phyc books during his classes and reading different posts online 💕but didn’t say anything abt it to you tho. just kinda became a mama bear one day 😭 he does ask you lots of questions when your big tho

♡ once he does get it tho…. OH BOY

he had no idea he would love taking care of someone so much, this is both of your guys first relationships. everything is new, this is no different to him than learning your favorite things or how you like to be comforted. he knows this is simply coping for you, and he would do anything for you. so helping you heal you inner child is nothing out of the question

♡ soft casual dominance is kinda already his thing, so it comes naturally

so he’s used to tying you shoes for you, holding your hand out in public, he’ll order you food and talk to strangers for you. so when he does become your caregiver, the dynamic in public isn’t really that different 🫶🏻

♡ bathtime, playtime, naps!!!

he loves spending time with you while your regressed!! he colors with you and totally plays dolls or dress up. he’s very pretty and loves when you tell him so while putting clips in his hair☺️

♡ lego bf!

literally buys you sm lego sets, easier ones like duplo for when ur smaller and the more complex “adult” ones for date night :}

♡ he also gets vv invested in your shows and stuffies lives

“he did WHAT?!? why would he do that, can’t he tell that is not Ariel????? i mean her hair isn’t even RED!!!” 🤬🤬 becomes an angry boi. he totally spills the tea with ur stuffies during tea parties😗

♡ makes sure you guys go on “little” dates at least twice a month

you guys are basically attached at the hip, young love and all, so dates are frequent. but when he became ur caregiver, he wanted to make sure you knew he wanted to do this and be there for you 1000%. he also wanted to help you with regressing regularly to help you cope with stress. you once told him that you hadn’t regressed once in like 5 months and it was not fun when you finally did, he learned abt “improper” regression that night and never wanted to let it happen to you again 🥹

♡ embodies spider-man!bf energy

he LOVES the hellokitty!gf x spider-man!bf trends. he literally thinks it was made for you guys nerd. makes you bracelets that say bunny and daddy on it, his is red a blue and urs is pink and white, awe💕💕lowkey feel like he’d dress up as spider-man for halloween too

♡ speaking of nicknames, say good bye to ur real name

even before he found out you were a little, it was always sweetheart, bunny, angel, pretty girl, baby, princess etc that boy loves you so much and he shows it. after though he added in little one, babybug, tiny, dolly…anything that makes you feel especially small

♡ literally always carrying you

this man is 6’2, he makes chad look small he towers over you and absolutely loves it. so he takes advantage of it when he can, piggyback rides are a common occurrence. he loves just holding you in his lap, seeing ur tiny body take up such little space and fit perfectly on him, makes him 🫠

♡ is SO SOO protective

people take him for granted, thinking he’s just some sweet, docile nerd who loves econ. and while that is true, bby can kick butt and will for you. he doesn’t let anyone near you while regressed, heck or even see pictures of you regressed. that is your safe space. he will be damned if he lets anyone taint it. he also asked of you would be ok with him monitoring you socials while small, especially if you have agere accounts. he does not take anon hate lightly and will not tolerate any nsfw accounts trying to interact with you

♡ he just loves you so much and wants u to always be happy

like i said he will do absolutely anything for you, that boy loves you more than anything in the world. he shows it to you every day, whether that be in big space by showering you with kisses and complements, showing you off in public with an uncomfy amount of pda. or in the comfort of your room, surrounded by stuffies and coloring books while your dada reads you a story 💗

a/n: ahhhh i’m back!!!! sorry it’s literally been like….a year👀i haven’t regressed in a very very long time and just haven’t had motivation to post :( i’ve also been obsessed with new ppl so i’ve been writhing non-eddie stuff lately :3 anywho here’s a lil smth smth and hopefully i’ll be posting a bit again. i want to write abt barry from obx but idk if anyone would care or read it 😭😭might just draft that one for me lol. i’ve also got a lot of requests and wips to finish so it’s just up to me to write them 🫠😭

*i’ll be updating my character list to included the new ppl i want to write about!!!

tag list//

@bootlegmothman420 @angelbaby-fics @lil- -baby- -bat @stardancerluv @lulubooboo @albino-otaku @xxghostie-ghoulxx @stuckysgirl27 @sunshinee-bear

[kairiscorner]

i was scrolling thru ur works and i loved the concept of ai assistant miguel sm i rarely see those type of things in his tags 😭😭 could we perhaps have sum hcs abt him maybe a lil angsty idk go wild!! >:3

HELLOOOOO aww, so glad you liked it :D AND OFC !!! i hate yet love how much i've thought of this tbh LMAO but anyway, hope you enjoy !!!

(yes, the barbie movie inspired me yet again 💖💖💖)

(reblogs are greatly appreciated, it helps get my content out there! if you guys like what you see, please reblog it too <:D)

AI assistant miguel headcanons

ever since you updated him with that emotions and shit mod, he's been... busy discovering what it means to exist and the very fun part that comes with it, an existential crisis !!!

he's been going on youtube just listening to video essays and philosophical shit on there and just questioning: what was i made for? does my existence have a point? am i not to go beyond the borders of virtuality and remain as i am, still and immortal, but unliving?

he also goes through a rabbit hole of human experiences–the good, bad, the grand, the mundane; and as he's looking through all these experiences that people share and have shared, seeing all the beautiful and ugly things in the world, he sheds a FUCKING VIRTUAL TEAR FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.

he also, without your knowledge, looks into the other versions of himself in other universes, and he's a little surprised (at least he emulates surprise) that there are indeed other versions of him that are human and live out a human existence.

he looks through every one of them–those who have lived, died, became spider man, became fathers–and every single one of them was doomed to have an ending. but what was his ending? what was his purpose? was he ever going to leave a mark on the world? would... anyone miss him? why did he exist, why did he end up as an AI assistant when every other version of him was able to live a life. maybe not very happy or full lives, but they were able to live lives, have an ending, while he... he's just there.

he so desperately wants to figure out what it is he wants in life, if you could call his existence living at all. he has all these emotions that, no matter how much he convinces himself it's all just an emulation of emotions, compel him to want some things–to need some things, or someone.

he usually knows the answers to everything, what with the answers being a click or scroll away for him, though when he tries to ask himself what it means to live, to love... he's unsure what they mean, it doesn't compute to him at all what they mean. the only thing that comes up in his mind when he pictures both life and love, all that comes up is... you.

it scares him, he's unsure why you are the first thing that comes up when he searches deep within himself for the answers, but when he thinks of you, there's something that throbs at him, despite him being unable to feel, the feeling of his hypothetical heart throbbing in his chest of code is real to him. he wants you, he needs you, he... he loves you–but he'll never let you know, never. it's best if you live without that knowledge bearing on you... right?

tags !! @miguelswifey04 @binibinileonara @meeom @arachnoia @popeheywardssecretgf @fiannee @fictarian @yuridopted0 @ophanimgold @melovetitties

[narumi-gens]

lets hear your film critiques and oscar nom opinions babe 🎤

thank you for asking minty bc this is something I was born to answer. there are still a couple of "oscary" movies that are still on my list to see but that won't stop me from giving my oscar opinions! and here they are in lovely bulleted format:

when getting upset about the oscars, it's always important to remember: it's very rare that they truly reward the best movies of the year. for every parasite year there's a million green book/bohemian rhapsody years. but also I think this year's noms are basically fine with a couple of minor exceptions and that in itself is a win.

why does the academy hate todd haynes? it's like they go out of their way not to recognize him. justice for may december and even more justice for charles melton!!! he was sending ppl his mom's kimchi as part of his campaign 😭 (but congrats to sterling k brown on slipping in. wouldn't trade that but would def kick out ryan gosling for charles melton in a heartbeat. I think he's the weakest link honestly)

I already gave my barbie thoughts but I actually think it got overrewarded in some places at the expense of margot robbie in actress. like what is america ferrera doing there? lol they could easily have swapped in like 5 better options.

as for the killers of the flower moon of it all: lily gladstone better win. swap out bradley cooper for leo (why was the academy so hard for maestro lol). sucks it missed out on screenplay but it's a competitive year!

I wish the academy had the balls to nominate an animated movie for best picture bc it would have been nice for boy and the heron to make the cut. so annoying it went overlooked in score!

even if they were never gonna go for him, zac efron deserved to at least be in the conversation for best actor!

congrats to academy award nominated film: godzilla minus one!!! 🎉 the budget was so low but it looked so amazing! a well-deserved nomination!

if anyone is curious (which surely you must be), below the cut are my current top 10 of 2023 on letterboxd

this list is always changing btw but I stand by it!

ps if any moots are on letterboxd let me know bc that's actually my fave social media platform

[thewhiskersonkittens]

It's been over a week since I saw it and I still can't stop thinking about the Barbie movie. It's like I'm still in shock. No one cares but I will write out my full thoughts here under the cut.

PROS

Like everyone says, I 100% agree on the set design of Barbie Land and the costumes. They did a fantastic job! I expect they will win some awards for those categories.

I like most of the soundtrack although there's probably about three artists on it I actually know. (I feel old.)

Ryan Gosling. To me, he had the best performance out of the whole cast. Ironically, in a movie literally called "Barbie", I found myself caring for Ken more. I think that is a testament to just how good of an actor Gosling is. They butchered Ken's character (just like they did Barbie's) and wrote a really half-ass script but Gosling STILL delivered.

Weird Barbie. I'm not much of a Kate McKinnon fan but I think she did really well. I love this concept of a "weird Barbie" because it's so true to life. Of course there would be a Barbie some little girl messed up! 😂

Speaking of "old", my favorite scene was the one with Barbie on the bench next to the elderly woman. I think this movie's message could have easily been about ageism more than tHe pAtRiaRcHy...

CONS

The biggest issue for me is what they did to Barbie and Ken's relationship. They are one of the most famous couples of all time, albeit a fictional one, but I just wanted them to be in love and kiss. 😭 I'm a hopeless romantic. I am tired of the idea that a Strong Female Character™ can't have a romantic relationship with a man because it makes her "weak" or "not as cool". One thing they could have done is say of course Barbie doesn't need Ken. But she chooses Ken because she loves him. She DOES love him. (IDC what Gerwig or Robbie says. They got it wrong.)

The plot(s) are all over the place! I can't remember but I don't even think the mother-daughter part of the story even got resolved or if it did it was done in like two seconds?! I don't remember, by then, I was getting bored and restless.

There was no point to Will Ferrell and the Mattel CEOs. After the chase scene, I completely forgot about them until they randomly reappeared at the end. I'm inclined to think they were only included to be a red herring for when they cut the trailers for the movie.

I didn't like how they named everyone else "Barbie" and "Ken" in Barbie Land (Aside from Alan and Midge). I get they are saying everyone can be a Barbie or a Ken no matter what you look like. But did they not know about all the characters in Barbie's world? Skipper, Courtney, Kelly (a.k.a. Chelsea), Stacie, Christie, Francie, etc? Just seems lazy IMO.

"The Message". Don't tell me "yOu jUsT diDn't GEt iT!!!" 😑 Oh, I got "the message", all right. IDK how anyone can watch this movie and not "get it" when they might as well beat you over the head with a goddamn sledgehammer. When I was a kid, I had a Life Size Barbie. Why don't you get one of those and write "FeMiNISm!!!" all over her body, take her by the heels, wind her up like a baseball bat and beat me to death for two hours?! In hindsight, it would have saved me time and money for sure.

If you liked this aspect of the movie, all the power to ya. You are allowed to like whatever you want to like. But everyone acting like this shit was so deep and profound... ??? I'm sorry, are you kidding me?! It's about as deep as a kiddie pool. I think there are rain puddles out there deeper than this.

They could have gone about the women's empowerment message in a much better way and a lot more subtle and a lot less hateful.

Which brings me to my next point about what I didn't like.

IDK what this movie was trying to be? It had some funny moments but most of the humour was corny and flat. I've been craving an unapologetically girlie, "chick-flick" movie for a long, long time now. The kind they used to make 15-20 years ago or so. Think "Legally Blonde", "Clueless" or "13 Going on 30". Or think even further back to the 80's with "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" or "Teen Witch". What better movie to make a return to that kind of genre than with a live action ✨BARBIE✨ movie? She is the epitome of girlie-ness and femininity. But I guess that's too "problematic" now or something.

Why did only Ken sing? Don't get me wrong, he did great, but does it seem weird to anyone else why he was the only one? It seems kind of random IMO. Why didn't Barbie sing a solo? I have no idea if Robbie can sing or not but still. Again, what is this movie trying to be? It could have worked as a musical but it wasn't.... but they threw in a Ken song and dance number out of left field?

And lastly,

Margot Robbie. I HATE to say this, really I do. Because I really like her as an actress. I had so much faith and hope in her with this role. I thought she was a MUCH better choice for Barbie than Amy Schumer ever was!

Robbie looks the part of Barbie to a T. She's beautiful. But as the movie went on, I felt like she wasn't giving Barbie anymore. At least not Barbie in the way I imagine the character. It feels like she was playing a completely different character. Barbie in this movie never really helps anyone but herself. Barbie is not supposed to be an emotional manipulator but here, she is.

It's not Robbie's fault because Gerwig didn't write her character correctly. Same thing with Ken. He's a himbo, for sure, but he's not supposed to be some pathetic simp. I feel like both Robbie and Gosling were kind of wasted. They are both so talented but their characters were not written right.

So, all and all, if I had to rate the movie I'd give it a 5/10. I feel like they got some things right, some things they could have done much better, and some things they just shouldn't have done at all.

This is all just my honest thoughts and opinions. If you enjoyed the movie, I certainly don't want to take that away from you. I'm a huge fan of Barbie and I left the theater incredibly disappointed by the final product and I was SO excited for this.

[baekhvuns]

I WANNA JOIN THE BARBIE DISCOURSE and I’m so disappointed that woosan or yungi have not been brought up as the twin brothers from the Barbie Diamond castle movie. like that scene in the movie where twins are trying to serenade the girls but the song is just absolutely ridiculous? woosan/yungi vibez right there. also island princess? THE DUET BETWEEN RO AND THE PRINCE, please tell me y’all know what I’m talking about bc I’m gonna look like a total idiot if no one does 😭

PLS JOIN DBDBD NO I KNOW WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT I KNOW EXACTLY RHWNDHWJ ISLAND PRINCESS WAS SO PRETTY BUT THE ELEPHANT 😭😭🤚🏼

LMFAOOOO the song is absolutely ridiculous and why is that literally what woosan would sing fbfb to try and woo anyone 😭😭😭 the best prince was from charm school, he was hOt and spoke only a little <3

[baekhvuns]

Me and Hwa are in the same time zone yet I missed his messages cause he texted between 2-4am again. Boy, go to sleep instead of acting romantic 🤚🏻

Btw I had an embarrassing dream about Seonghwa, full delulu mode and I can't stand this WHYYYYY I prefer when my dreams are messed up and nonsensical, that one was too realistic I need to bury myself six feet under, goodbye. It's probably my uterus, hate this bitch so bad it drives me craaaaazyyyyy

"kind of strange that ik exo since debut yet have two albums from them and ik ateez for more than half their time and have their entire discography 😀" - I heard it from so many people bestie, tbh despite me collecting Shinee for +10 years if we exclude the solo stuff I probably have more Ateez things, Stray Kids not sure because surprisingly JYPE is less into releasing things every 2 months hahsjqhdhahsgs. But my Ateez shelf is BUUUUSYYYY

Oh no should've thrown tomatoes at the kids, I'm so sorry you had to experience that 🔫

The only time I cared about people stealing was during inventory cause suddenly things didn't add up 😬 and it's true they don't pay enough so why should we care lol, also it's not like we can actually intervene it's security's job

I remember those Shrek figurines but I didn't have them cause I probably stopped eating McDonald's at that time, but my flatmate had the Puss in Boots one!

I had this doll I think I definitely had a Barbie with a dog so maybe it was her, but I remember her knee broke and I taped and bandaged it aldishusshhsja. I did that highlighter thing too 💀... but I also had a Barbie with hair accessories and you could change her hair colour. Something like this https://www.v2mshop.com/?product_id=129579710_46

The only dolls I have right now are two colour reveal Barbs I got from my friend who collects them. And I still own my Monster High babies, even though they're in a box 😭😅 Monster Monster High come on, don't be shy Monster High the party never dies!!! This song slaps so hard I sang it at a karaoke once 😂

Exactly, I think nowadays there are so many dramas a lot of characters are bland af especially the young ones. I love that we have more and more stories about people aged +25! When it comes to romance the stories are MUCH better, I have pretty low romance tolerance (depends on my mood) so I'm picky.

Three quizzes for you miss:

https://uquiz.com/quiz/Otxmw0?p=2837828

I got this lmaooo, bitch I'm not saving anyone please... I mean maybe I would it depends 🤔

the hunter: these guys might be the ones to come in and save the day, give the final girl a chance to escape or fight back, or they just might be outmatched by the killer and end up a victim themselves. Still, it's usually an interesting match. Arguably the strongest sane character in the movie.

https://uquiz.com/quiz/PLmZn9?p=564924

I have Pirate King but the description WHAT DOES IT MEAN lmao that ain't me for sure https://imgur.com/a/iXFaV8d 🤡

https://uquiz.com/quiz/ZICOep?p=2838767

I got open ending 👀 I actually really like those if I were to choose between an unfinished ending and SAD ending I'm definitely team open, it may be frustrating but I like making up my own theories. - DV 💖

HI!

Me and Hwa are in the same time zone yet I missed his messages cause he texted between 2-4am again. Boy, go to sleep instead of acting romantic 🤚🏻

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 he’s the sneaky link the type to text “you up?” YES BRO I AM 😭😭

Btw I had an embarrassing dream about Seonghwa, full delulu mode and I can't stand this WHYYYYY I prefer when my dreams are messed up and nonsensical, that one was too realistic I need to bury myself six feet under, goodbye. It's probably my uterus, hate this bitch so bad it drives me craaaaazyyyyy

FBMWBDKWHDKW PLS IM ABT TO GO SLEEP I JIST HOPE NO DELULU COMES bdb never dreamt abt hwa but bc im writing bodyguard rn yOu bet I WILL,,, WHAT EVEN WAS IT DBDB WHAT DELULU 👁👁

"kind of strange that ik exo since debut yet have two albums from them and ik ateez for more than half their time and have their entire discography 😀" - I heard it from so many people bestie, tbh despite me collecting Shinee for +10 years if we exclude the solo stuff I probably have more Ateez things, Stray Kids not sure because surprisingly JYPE is less into releasing things every 2 months hahsjqhdhahsgs. But my Ateez shelf is BUUUUSYYYY

LMFAOOOO FBWNHD NO BC ITS SO TRUE??? i wanna rob ur shinee shelf so bad, i want the view albums so terribly bad u have no idea and sm 🔫 never 🔫 stocks 🔫 BFKWHDKS ATEEZ SHELF ALWAYS BUSY FR FR

Oh no should've thrown tomatoes at the kids, I'm so sorry you had to experience that 🔫

someone yelled at them to stop ☺️☺️

The only time I cared about people stealing was during inventory cause suddenly things didn't add up 😬 and it's true they don't pay enough so why should we care lol, also it's not like we can actually intervene it's security's job

OH??? LMAOOO FBNSHDSJ PPL AT UR WORK LIKE COLLEAGUES ????? 👁 sussy👁 no, so true and then they fire u for not mentioning it as if ur job isn’t a stocker but a security guard 🔫

I remember those Shrek figurines but I didn't have them cause I probably stopped eating McDonald's at that time, but my flatmate had the Puss in Boots one!

OMG I RMR THE PUSS IN BOOTS !!

I had this doll I think I definitely had a Barbie with a dog so maybe it was her, but I remember her knee broke and I taped and bandaged it aldishusshhsja. I did that highlighter thing too 💀... but I also had a Barbie with hair accessories and you could change her hair colour. Something like this https://www.v2mshop.com/?product_id=129579710_46

NAURRRR NOT THE TAPES 😭😭😭😭 i had this hannah montana doll and my brother cut her feet off 🔫 FBMWDJKW DID U SHAMPOO THE HAIR TOO 😭😭😭

The only dolls I have right now are two colour reveal Barbs I got from my friend who collects them. And I still own my Monster High babies, even though they're in a box 😭😅 Monster Monster High come on, don't be shy Monster High the party never dies!!! This song slaps so hard I sang it at a karaoke once 😂

omg monster high STOP DO U HAVE A CLEO DOLL???! ROBBING U RN omg ROBBING U 🔫 i have a strawberry shortcake doll 😭😭 and they smell like strawberries and lemons and blueberries too 😭😭

Exactly, I think nowadays there are so many dramas a lot of characters are bland af especially the young ones. I love that we have more and more stories about people aged +25! When it comes to romance the stories are MUCH better, I have pretty low romance tolerance (depends on my mood) so I'm picky.

YEAH! def the romance and the writing has improved so much + the way they film now like the quality is truly 🤌🏼🤌🏼 FBWNBDEK no bc some romance just be straight cringe and ur ruins the entire thing even if they fit ur favourite actors 😭😭 omg have u watched w two worlds???

https://uquiz.com/quiz/Otxmw0?p=2837828 I got this lmaooo, bitch I'm not saving anyone please... I mean maybe I would it depends 🤔 the hunter: these guys might be the ones to come in and save the day, give the final girl a chance to escape or fight back, or they just might be outmatched by the killer and end up a victim themselves. Still, it's usually an interesting match. Arguably the strongest sane character in the movie.

i do not claim this energy, id be the third one to die i promise

https://uquiz.com/quiz/PLmZn9?p=564924 I have Pirate King but the description WHAT DOES IT MEAN lmao that ain't me for sure https://imgur.com/a/iXFaV8d 🤡

LMFAOOOO IM SCREAMING FBWNBFJWBDKWHFKWHDKW THE EMOJIS FHWKHDWKDHWK

https://uquiz.com/quiz/ZICOep?p=2838767 I got open ending 👀 I actually really like those if I were to choose between an unfinished ending and SAD ending I'm definitely team open, it may be frustrating but I like making up my own theories. - DV 💖

actually whej i first did this quiz a while back! i got open endings too! i didnt get it back then but now i got

the happy ending :

there's a lot you've had to struggle through. sometimes it even felt like a constant stream of negativity and pain, being swept up into a raging body of water. when you extended your arm to the people on the shore, they thought you were waving. you're such a good swimmer, after all, and you're so nice. even when coughing up saltwater you didn't lash out. you kept smiling and kept pulling others onto the riverbank, kept handing out pieces of advice and pieces of your heart, doing your ultimate best. i wish you'd known that even anger is something to be expressed. that your hurt is something to be pronounced out loud. that your pain is something to be acknowledged and softened. that absolutely nothing about you, not your flailing arms nor your saltwater tears nor your buried anger, is a mistake.

here’s a few for you !!! while i go sleep fbdhdh

1. https://uquiz.com/quiz/tCLOai/how-do-strangers-perceive-you

2. https://uquiz.com/quiz/nKO1Ls/what-do-you-smell-like

3. https://uquiz.com/quiz/rXB8JS/which-shinee-era-are-you?p=1388273