#...... when i say its like shoving my dry cracked hands inside a giant juicy jalapeno
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Sometimes I make very........questionable decisions
#teddy talks#so theres a lot leading up to this strap in#so i grew up with vegan hippie parents that did everything short of smoke bongs with us (moms allergic dads sober)#so we made a lot of our own stuff instead of buying it bc of 'scary gmos' or w.e.#(yes i know its not the gmos and its monsanto thats shitty im AWARE)#the other thing is i have arthritis and one thing thats great for arthritis is capsaicin#the other other thing is its winter and i work in food so i gotta wash my hands A Lot and also our heater is broken atm#so. my hands are dry and cracky. i thought to myself 'well i dont want them to crack and bleed bc were out of blue bandaids so id#have to just change gloves every 3 seconds which is a pain. i have some salve in my jacket ill just use that'#now. i remembered the homemade lotion/salve was orange and healing and smells like popcorn but i made it a while ago#so i forgot if it was turmeric in there or not#so i slathered it all over my hands#...... when i say its like shoving my dry cracked hands inside a giant juicy jalapeno#its been 20 min they still vaguely burn#theyre also bright fucking orange lmao#i make Great decisions yall
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Sometimes I make very........questionable decisions
#teddy talks#so theres a lot leading up to this strap in#so i grew up with vegan hippie parents that did everything short of smoke bongs with us (moms allergic dads sober)#so we made a lot of our own stuff instead of buying it bc of 'scary gmos' or w.e.#(yes i know its not the gmos and its monsanto thats shitty im AWARE)#the other thing is i have arthritis and one thing thats great for arthritis is capsaicin#the other other thing is its winter and i work in food so i gotta wash my hands A Lot and also our heater is broken atm#so. my hands are dry and cracky. i thought to myself 'well i dont want them to crack and bleed bc were out of blue bandaids so id#have to just change gloves every 3 seconds which is a pain. i have some salve in my jacket ill just use that'#now. i remembered the homemade lotion/salve was orange and healing and smells like popcorn but i made it a while ago#so i forgot if it was turmeric in there or not#so i slathered it all over my hands#...... when i say its like shoving my dry cracked hands inside a giant juicy jalapeno#its been 20 min they still vaguely burn#theyre also bright fucking orange lmao#i make Great decisions yall
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