#... and the things i got from Michaels on Saturday. ill keep the shorts i was gonna use to make her The Lucky One outfit tho

[kittyhazelnut]

had a nice long cry over the fact that the tour I've been waiting to go to with my best swiftie friend for four years is no longer selling any tickets. almost puked a few times in the process. now I'm gonna spend the money I would've spent on concert tickets ordering delivery for chicken tenders instead.

[heartbreakgrill]

Anyone Else; Calum Hood

You leaned down over Calum’s shoulder, blocking out the bright sunset behind the two of you. He inhaled, reveling in the coconut scent of your shampoo, fused with sunscreen and chlorine-d pool water. He shook his head lightly, reminding himself to open his eyes and focus on the phone in his hand. You lifted your free hand, that wasn’t cradling a White Claw, and pointed at a profile.

“She’s super cute! I feel like she’s your type,” you commented at the picture of a taller girl, sporting fishnets and a Led Zeppelin.

“You think I’m only into girls who like rock?” Calum chuckled a little.

You shrugged, moving away to tug over a free camping chair. You leaned back in, giving Calum the view of your neck as your hair fell away from it. He licked his lips as you spoke again, “I mean, I think you look good next to someone like that based on how you dress and shit. If you’re not into that, dont let me pressure you.”

You giggled and twisted around to look at him. His eyes focused in on yours, “Uh, yeah. Or, no, youre good. Youre not pressuring me. Just helping, right?”

“Right,” you scrunched your eyes in a beat, to show you were somewhat confused by his confusion. “Anyways, swipe right or left and lets move along.”

“Okay.” Cal did as you said, allowing the screen to switch to another girl.

“Oh, no, no, she looks too much like Crystal,” you giggled lightly. “Love Crystal, but that’d be creepy.”

“So I can’t like anyone who looks like anybody in our friend group?” Calum remarked, his heart hoping you wouldn’t break it by what you would reply with.

You wriggled in your seat, “I dont know. I feel like its weird. If they look like Luke, Ill allow it.”

His lips fumbled before his brain could reach out and grasp the words and shuffle them back into a drawer, “What if they look like you?”

“Yeah, right,” you looked back at him, “I’m unique. One of a kind, baby.”

Calum flushed as you spoke. He fumbled again, about to spill again, when Sierra called your name from the pool. “Show me that boy from last weekend?”

You quickly got up, excusing yourself from Calum, and pranced across the concrete patio to the fire pit, where Luke and Sierra were cuddled up, talking to another one of your friends. Calum tried not to break his neck and watch you animatedly talk about your Tinder date last Saturday. Yet he knew it was noticeable he was trying to pry.

He felt a hand slap down on his shoulder and Calum jumped in his seat. Michael took your seat, Crystal trailing along behind and slinking into his lap. “You got it bad, mate.”

Crystal grinned at him, “You really do.”

Calum shook his head, “Dont know what youre talking about.”

“Oh, my God,” Michael pressed his fingers to his forehead, eyes cartwheeling in their sockets. “Seriously, I never understand situations like this. I dont think it’d ruin your friendship if you asked to kiss her and she rejected you.”

“It wouldn’t,” Calum remarked, speaking the honest truth. He shifted in his seat, glancing at you before meeting Michael’s eyes. “But it would ruin me. And I dont really want a broken heart right now.”

Crystal’s eyes widened and she leaned forward. “Cal, is it worse than we thought?”

“Worse?” Michael furrowed his brows, looking between the two before realization hit him like chance. “Oh, shit. Dude?”

Calum stood suddenly, tossing his empty beer can in the garbage. “I’m going home. See ya later.”

He didn’t give them the chance to say anything else as he gathered his damp towel, shoes, and bag from around him. He passed through the kitchen, waving lazily to Ashton and Kay, who were preparing the food for s’mores.

“Not staying?” Ashton called after him.

He heard Kay mutter something else to him and Ashton shocked a small, “Oh.”

You finished telling the story of Matt, who you had gone on a date with last week as Calum was pulling out of the driveway. “Yeah, but I don’t know if I’m going see him again.”

“Why?” Luke asked, puzzled by the fact that you sounded like you were really interested in him for the past five minutes, but didn’t wanna go on another date.

“I dont know,” you crossed your arms. “He’s just not my type. He’s kinda, like, stern. He’s funny, but funny in an unconventional way. He doesnt seem like he’d, I dont know, be playful in a relationship. Does that make sense? i want a guy who can be playful, but who’s mature.”

Sierra grinned to herself, nudging Luke with her elbow. “Yeah, that makes sense. Hey, ya know, Y/N?”

“Hm?” You looked to her.

Luke took over, “We know someone who’s like that.”

“Oh!” You smiled wider, “Who?”

You felt Michael slink an arm over your shoulder, whisper in your ear, “Calum.”

You moved from under him, his weight overbearing to you. “Yeah, okay.”

“What’s wrong with him?” Crystal sat on the couch across from Sierra.

“Nothings wrong. Hes just super out of my league. Plus, I’m not his type. I’m all, strawberries and picnics and, like, Hozier. He listens to Nickelback and he’d rather go to a club than kayak. I dont know, I feel like he wouldn’t like me because of my interests.”

“Cal’s a softer, you know that, right?” Luke replied. “Hes a big rockstar, yeah, but he loves hiking and nature, too.“

“He loves y- ow!” Michael groaned out, Crystal interrupting him with a shove to the ribs.

You gave him a strange look before looking back to Luke, “I know, but still. He’s still out of my league.”

-

The weeks passed, more pool parties and barbecues filling your lengthened free summer days that you weren’t working or going on sporadic Tinder dates. You’d been on five total, with four different guys. Each party brought more stories, more tall tales of Derek, the free lance artist who wore a scarf and ordered you red wine, Gideon, the police officer who hadn’t put his career in his bio, and got slightly upset when you talked about your advocacy for human rights. Spencer was just weird, with piles of facts, criticizing your jokes for being politically incorrect or scientifically impossible. However, Aaron was nearly perfect. He was super sweet, dressed like a normal person, and laughed at your jokes, agreed passionately with your advocacy.

Each time you retold a story, Calum would slide down in his seat, frown at the world around him, excuse himself from the party too soon. You were catching on slightly, smelling the jealousy seeping from his pores, though it was masked by chlorine. You figured he was just jealous because he couldn’t manage to match with a good enough woman on Tinder. So, tonight- though you had to leave early for a date with Aaron- you would most definitely find him a match.

Calum had arrived early to Luke’s house to get the meat started on the grill. He was flipping a few burgers, sipping at his first beer with absentminded concentration. His mind wandered as Luke rambled off his ear about something he saw on Twitter. Luke laughed at a joke he made, while Calum’s eyes lost focus and went blurry. His thoughts swirled with you- your shampoo, and its coconut scent that reminded him of his first crush in middle school. Your eyes were seen in so many, so similar, yet freckled with so much heartbreak and kindness that emitted from your soft spoken lips and light hands that had contact with the stars.

He didn’t care if he would look better next to a girl with jet black hair and a perfect body. He didn’t care if they played bass, too, or if they were famous and loved The Rolling Stones. He didn’t care if she was hard headed and loud. He liked that you were soft and quiet- he was, too. He loved that you dressed so different; your floral patterns went well with his dark jeans t-shirt combos. He didnt care about things looked, just how they felt. And things with you...Hell, you felt good.

Calum jumped as Luke shouted, “Youre burning the burger- Cal!”

Calum dropped his beer can, spilling the liquid all over his bare feet as he grasped for the spatula. He tossed a burnt burger into the trash with a huff, scooping the others onto a tray. “Sorry.”

Luke shook his head, sitting down beside Calum, who was dipping his feet into the water to clean them off. “What’s your problem, mate? You’ve gotten so quiet lately. Especially when Y/N’s around.”

“Part of me is hoping I’ll be able to fight the urge to kiss her if I just stop talking to her. But, then she comes around and i cant stop talking to her. We get on so well,” Calum murmured, though Luke could hear.

“Yeah?” Luke urged him, feeling proud he could get Cal to say so much. He was a quiet person, a loud jokester in social situations, but so soft and enclosed about himself.

Calum shook his head, huffed, “I cant settle for somebody else. I know that sounds selfish and stupid, but she’s all I want. She’s all I’ve wanted since i met her. She’s so perfect and good and...she makes me feel good. I dont know. Its not impossible for her to like me back, but she’s so obsessed with the idea of someone being her type. Its like she’s afraid to just take a chance and love someone who she doesnt have figured out. She wants it all to be certain and specific and exactly the way she expects it to be.”

Luke sighed, creating small ripples with his feet in the pool, “Cal, Y/N is like a literal angel. She’s gentle and quiet and contained and confirmed. She’s perfect, like you said. But, Sierra knows her so well. She keeps herself like that because she’s been heartbroken before. So many times before. She’s scared, yes. But I think shed be willing to give you a chance if you just tell her...tell her exactly what it is.”

“What do you mean?” Calum already knew everything about Y/N. But, he didnt want Luke to think he was obsessive even though she knew everything about Cal, too.

Luke shrugged, both of their head’s turning to the patio door as it opened. “I dont know. But, you do. Just tell her.”

“How will I know if I’m saying the right things?”

“You just will.”

Sierra led you over to a lounge chair, sitting beside you as you slipped out of your sandals and tugged off your shirt. You were left in your bikini top and shorts, a combination that made Calum’s heart palpitate. He took the courage from Luke’s words and stood, walking over to you.

“Yeah, so if he ever wants to...” Sierra trailed off as Calum’s shadow fell over the two of you.

He gave you a shy smile as Sierra grinned and excused herself.

“Hey, Cal,” your lips lifted, eyes following him as he sat next to you. “How’ve ya been?”

“Good, you?” He was shy. He knew you could tell, too. His eyes kept switching between yours and his hands, your lips and...

“I’m okay. A little burnt out. Work has been busy because its summertime. High fashion and stuff, ya know?” You laughed, jabbing at a joke. Your eyes glinted when Calum tossed his head back and laughed.

“Yeah, I know, dont you see my high-end swim shorts?” He made a motion to show off his pants, and you admired him.

“Cute,” you replied. A beat of silence passed before your phone made a noise. You didnt touch it, knowing it was rude to do so, but your brows flicked up. “Oh! Have you matched with any other girls on Tinder? If you haven’t, I’m making it my mission to find you someone else.”

“How am I supposed to think about anyone else?” He blurted out suddenly.

You stopped smiling, blood freezing and your body turning stiffly. “What?”

“Uh,” Calum thought, wondering how he should go about this. “Theres a million little things I haven’t told you. I cant go on keeping them to myself. And pretending I want anyone else.”

You met his eyes and Calum felt the world melt away. Like a focused lens on a camera, he only saw you, your golden little halo. Your shocked expression.

“Cal,” you hesitated, “Aaron.”

“Is he the guy you want to hold you?” Calum whispered.

You visibly shivered, your heart beating out of your chest.

“It kills me thinking of you with him,” he paused, “you and i could have it good. I dont know him, but I know myself, and I know that I can love you so much better than he could.”

You shook your head, sweat pooling on your hands and the back of your neck. “No, Cal. Please. Dont make it hard.”

“It’s not hard unless you make it hard,” Calum spoke as soon as you began to stand.

“No, its not supposed to be hard. I want it to be easy for once,” you said.

Calum grabbed your hand, turning you back around, “It is. I know were so different, and I’m on the road all the time, and I’m fucked up because of people from my past. I know I smoke, and you help clean up cigarette butts in the park and I’m silent when I shouldn’t speak, but if you jump, Ill jump, too. C’mon, please?”

You finally met his eyes, feeling the rhythm of your heart steady. “I know its dramatic, but I’m just so afraid. So many guys have hurt me and made me feel ugly. I carry myself in a way that allows protection and routine. I hate the idea of some disturbance because disturbance has always meant hurt. Cal...i could love you. I think I’m very close to loving you, but i dont know if i can let myself.”

“I do love you, and I’m letting myself,” Calum stepped closer, tugging you to close the distance more. “Just let go.”

With silent permission, his hands slipped around your waist and your clutched his t-shirt. Your fists were tight, your lips stoic. Until you felt a lock pick inside your soul and you relaxed.

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[what-is-your-plan-today]

CSI Rogers and Barnes: The Serious Cereal Serial Killer Episode 16: Is This Thing Rolling...

Co-written with @icanfeelastormbrewing​

Part 1

Summary: Having figured out previously where Rumlow has taken Katie, it’s now a race against time for The 4 Avengers to reach her before it’s too late. Armed with…yeah…ok, actually, we’ll let you read that bit because frankly this entire chapter is ridiculously fun!!!

Warnings: Bad Language words.

Pairing: Steve Rogers x OFC Katie Stark

A/N:  LONG update here guys so we split it into 2 for you to read as you wish. I know we said Episode 15 was the penultimate chapter but we had too much to cram in so…THIS is the Penultimate chapter! Episode 17 will be the last, followed by an Epilogue.

Anyway, enjoy!!!

Chapter Song: Everything by Michael Buble  

CSI R&B Masterlist  // Main Masterlist 

You’re a falling star, you’re the getaway car, you’re the line in the sand when I go too far. You’re the swimming pool on an August day and you’re the perfect thing to see.

Almost two and a half months after the unit cracked the case of the Serious Cereal Serial killer, as Thor had coined it one morning while watching Bucky scarf down a bowl of oatmeal at such a rate that he almost choked on it, everything seemed to be fitting into place. 

Rumlow and Wanda were rotting in jail. The former had been taken to a prison of maximum security in another county where he had been isolated while he waited for his trial to take place, whereas Wanda had been taken to the female wing, called Nidavellir, at the Nine Realms prison.

Katie had been back at the 99 for almost two months now and was working hand in hand with Peralta, which had given Santiago some relief as Katie was able to appease her husband’s excited and unorthodox methods. Gina had also been back at the 99 full time since another police technician, Scott Lang, previously in charge of the switchboard, had been appointed by Fury as the new Captain’s assistant at the 101st. To say he had been star-struck by the most famous police Captain in the NYPD would be an understatement, wringing Steve’s hand up and down for what felt like 5 minutes.

All in all Steve and Katie were doing well. They were in a happy domestic arrangement. She had moved in with Steve the moment Tony and Pepper had set a date for the wedding, even before she was taken by Rumlow after they had cracked the case and well before she decided to finish her secondment in DC and come back to Brooklyn permanently. And two months later she had given up pretending it was a temporary arrangement.

In fact, one Sunday morning while they were cuddling on the sofa, after an exhausting night and an invigorating breakfast, Katie had shyly asked Steve what he would think if she said she didn't want to find her own place but stay with him till they both found a place of their own. Steve had then flashed her a smile that would have lit up all of Brooklyn on a blackout night and had kissed the life out of her before commenting on how that would be everything a man could ask for. Earning another blinding smile from Katie and a groan from Bucky who, as usual, had shown up from nowhere when he was least expected and headed for the kitchen mumbling something about being fed up of mushy remarks and having to get better ear plugs to avoid having to go to therapy.

This particular Saturday morning, Katie was slumped over the breakfast bar in the kitchen, suffering from the mother of all hangovers after returning from Pepper’s bachelorette party in the small hours. And she was whimpering like a dog when Steve slid a plate of toast and an orange juice over to her.

"You need to eat something, doll."

"Trust me, I really don’t." she said, her voice muffled by the arm that was supporting her head.

Steve was trying to be sympathetic, he really was, but he was also having a hard time simply keeping himself from laughing. Frankly, the whole scene was hilarious. She had been in a right state when she had got home and he’d had to put her to bed once she had finished puking and he had arrested and cuffed her pumps for murdering her feet as per Katie’s request. So he let out a soft chuckle and she groaned as she squinted up at him.

"You know, it’s so not fair." she said blinking at the kitchen lights which felt like piercing her eyes.

"What isn’t?" Steve asked as he poured himself some coffee.

"I came home looking like a raccoon with my make-up smeared all over…and you…" she said as she waved her hand up and down his body "you still looked gorgeous even with that black eye."

"I’m surprised you can remember anything about what you or I looked like last night."

"When I go get my eyelashes done, remind me to take a photo of yours to show the beauty therapist what I want." she continued her ramblings ignoring his comment just before her head fell back on her arms.

Steve watched her and snorted.

"Don’t laugh at me." she whined, her voice once again muffled by her arms.

"I’m not. I’m trying to decide whether you’re still drunk or hungover." he said while he took a seat on the stool next to her.

"Trust me, this is 100% hangover…" she said peeking up at him. “How are you not even remotely ill?"

Steve rolled his eyes as if the answer couldn't have been any simpler. “I didn’t drink enough to be hungover. I know my limits."

"Hmmm yeah, not enough to avoid getting into a bar brawl." And just as she said it her eyes flicked to the bruise along his left cheekbone and eye socket. She sat up to trail her fingers gently over it. "You gonna tell me the full story about what happened?"

"I already told you before Doll, it was some drunken punk in a bar picking a fight. I had to put him in his place, that’s all." 

"Yeah, and he put your eye in a dark place from the looks of it." she jabbed at him.

"Trust me, he ended up far worse."

Steve saw her watching him and he tried to hold her gaze as best he could, working on keeping his face straight. But it was proving hard work seeing as he was the worst of liars, he always had been. For a moment he thought she was gonna argue but she didn’t, whether she believed him or was simply too hungover to bother pulling him up on it he had no idea. He was just grateful she didn't.

"Sure he did. Anyway, what are you and your black eye doing today?" she asked.

"I’m on groomsman duty, my suit was a little short last time I tried it on so Tony wants to make sure it fits.” He replied, thankful of the change of subject, trying to sound as casual as possible, when a sudden idea came to him. “Hey, how about we head to Ma’s for lunch? I can meet you there? That is if you feel better later. You got anything else planned, baby?"

Katie reached for the orange juice before answering "Yeah, lying on the couch waiting for death to come and take me."

Steve chuckled and leaned over to press a gentle kiss to her temple but he saw her flinch as Bucky made his accustomed loud entrance in the kitchen.

"Hey doll face..." he trailed off as he looked at her, taking in her appearance and then snorted."Yikes, not looking very doll face today."

"Die Barnes" she bit back at him.

"Gladly Stark, but before I leave this world remember you promised to help me find my suit for your brother’s wedding today." Bucky informed her, a side smile on his face and his arms crossed over his chest.

Katie then stilled "That was today?" she asked with a croaky voice.

"Yup." Bucky said and headed to the fridge to fetch some milk. "And seeing as his wedding is next week we are running out of time."

"Fuck my life." Katie groaned as Bucky poured some cereal into a bowl. "Can’t you ask anyone else? My head is killing me and I can’t feel my feet thanks to being in those ridiculous heels all night…"

"Not happening." Bucky shook his head. "Sam has some reports to finish today, but says he will join us later, and I need a woman’s advice."

"Well I don’t feel like being a woman today, Buck. Have some mercy." she said in a pleading tone, earning a chuckle from Steve who was amusingly watching the interaction while he munched his breakfast.

"Maybe I would if you hadn’t sent me the video of the stripper." Bucky took the big guns out.

Suddenly Steve spluttered on his coffee "What?"

"I thought you might enjoy it." she shrugged. "Anyway, I only did that because it was that Gemini Flannagan dude you told me about."

"Gemini Flannagan…huh, no shit?" Steve said as he dried a few coffee drops that had landed on the breakfast bar with a paper towel.

"Wanna see?" Bucky asked him with a grin. 

"No, why the fuck would I want to see that?" Steve frowned, visibly disgusted.

"Because in the background to all the thrusting and gyrating dearest Gemini is doing, there’s a very interesting conversation going on between your lovely girl here and Natasha where Stark is clearly saying, and I’m paraphrasing here, that his cock is nothing to write home about because yours is bigger."

At that point Katie could only groan and hide her head in her hands. 

But Bucky continued as he was having a ball "... and for the record, punk, if that’s true, I don’t know how you stand up straight." And just like that he took a spoonful of cereal and watched the pair of them. 

Steve was sure he was flushing, he could feel his ears and neck burning but he was also a bit smug, well ok, not a bit, he was full on smug. That most certainly was not a bad thing for his girl to be crowing about…

And then it suddenly hit him what Bucky had said.

"Hang on…he was naked? Like…did he strip?” Katie rolled her eyes and Bucky smiled at Steve's naivety "Clue's in the name…STRIPPER. Duh." she said.

“Like he was completely naked?”

“Well not completely, no.” Katie said, “He had this little leather thong pouch type thing covering his, crotch, but it was tight enough not to leave anything to the imagination.”

"You know, if you ever get tired of chasing bad guys there’s a gig there. You already have the uniform." Bucky told his friend as he munched his cereal.

Steve, who was now bright red, tilted his head at him. "Buck, just don’t."

Bucky smiled and decided to let it go but then he saw Katie looking at Steve and a wicked smile flicked across her face.

"Can you strip for me, Captain?" she asked suggestively.

Steve groaned and stood up, still flushing. "Just eat your toast and take a painkiller. I’m going for a shower."

"I love it when you put on your Captain's voice…" she purred, which did nothing to stop Steve’s blush, quite the contrary. And he rolled his eyes, trying to maintain a straight face as she continued "Are you stripping to get in the shower, Captain?"

Bucky laughed loudly as Steve sighed and looked him. "Keep her out of trouble, punk." He ordered.

"I’m not some mischief making teenager, Steve." she protested.

"Then stop acting like one." Steve said sternly, hands on his hips and it didn’t pass him by that he was really adopting his Captain stance.

"Says the man with the black eye." she glared at him and Bucky sniggered.

"I’m going for a shower now. Behave with uncle Bucky sweetheart." he said, winking an eye at her. And as he turned to leave Katie threw the toast from her plate at him but missed completely and it ended up on the kitchen's floor by the door.

"Fuck you, Rogers." she shouted in frustration.

They heard Steve's laughter die down as the bathroom door shut.

"We don’t play with food, little miss." Bucky mock scolded Katie as he picked the toast up off the floor.

"You can piss off too."

Bucky laughed, now she was being a brat. "Sorry, but you’re cute when you’re angry and hungover."

"Is that supposed to be a compliment?" she frowned at him.

"A James Buchanan Barnes original, yes."

"Well, given how I look and feel this morning, I’ll take it."  She breathed in and nodded behind him. "Pass me the Advil, will ya Buck?"

"Sure, doll face." he said as he reached into the cupboard over the sink and tossed the packet down on the breakfast bar. "Take a few, I need you at your best this morning."

"Just my luck." she said, taking the painkillers from the packet.

Bucky chuckled and poured himself a coffee. "Blame your brother, if he had chosen me as a groomsman, I’d have my suit sorted now."

Katie snorted and tossed the pills into her mouth, taking a gulp of orange juice and swallowing. 

"I mean, I get why Rhodes is his best man, like they’ve been friends forever but Rogers, Wilson and Banner as ushers, really? What about me?"

Katie looked at him "You really don’t want me to answer that, do you?"

"What you trying to say?" Bucky asked, not understanding why his question was so odd.

"Brucie and Sam are his closest friends at work and Steve’s…"

"The guy fucking his sister." he cut her off.

Katie narrowed her eyes "I was gonna say his Captain, ass hole."

Bucky simply grinned at her over his coffee mug. He loved their little bickering moments.

***** Steve pulled up outside Tony’s and headed up to the door of the large brownstone terraced house. He sighed as he rang the bell. He had been sure about this but now he didn't know if he was anymore. Anyways, he was already there and he'd better roll with it. 

"Oh hey Rogers, wasn’t expecting you." Tony greeted him as he opened the door.

"Hi Tony."

"Eurgh, that black eye looks worse now than it did last night. What did Katie say?" he said pointing at Steve's face

"Nothing much. I told her it was just some drunken ass hole causing a scene. She doesn’t need to know anything else." he shrugged.

Tony arched an eyebrow at him "Ooh, Captain straight lace telling lies."

"It’s not a lie, just not the whole truth." Steve explained with a smile. 

He had begun to take a liking at Tony's teasing, as long as it wasn't too personal that is. But he had to concede since they had rescued Katie from Rumlow the scientist had toned down his little jabs at the Captain. 

"Whatever, your funeral when she finds out."  Tony brushed Steve's explanations off with a wave of his hand. "And speaking of my sister, where is she?"

"Shopping with Bucky…complete with one hell of a hangover." 

"Yeah Pepper ain't much better. Made her one of my miracle beverages. Looked worse on the way back up, which is saying something…Come on in." 

Tony stepped back and let Steve into the tiled hallway, shutting the door behind him. He led the way, taking him through to the kitchen and Steve caught a glimpse of the living room when they stopped at the door.

"Pepper's on the sofa... dying. Probably best we leave her to it." Tony explained when he saw Steve was looking in her direction.

Steve smiled and nodded as Tony looked at him. "So Kiddo is shopping with a hangover? Bet she loved that." he scoffed.

"Well, you know her…never one to let someone down when she’s promised something. Bucky needs a suit for the wedding so…" 

"Oh, shit, yeah…er…let me warn you, I was in the middle of a thing with our wedding planner." 

Steve paused and turned to face him, raising an eyebrow "What do you mean?"

Tony had never been one for warnings, he just let people draw conclusions by allowing them to dive in head first. He just sat back and enjoyed the ride.

"You’ll see." Tony said before heading into the kitchen.

Steve frowned, there was not a spark of wickedness in Tony's brown eyes when he uttered those words as he would have expected. Instead Steve could feel the exasperation in his voice.

"Steve this is Grandmaster, our wedding planner. Grandmaster this is Steve Rogers, my sister’s boyfriend." 

Steve looked at Tony, mouthing Grandmaster?  What kind of fucking name was that? he thought. Tony didn't bother answering. Instead, he merely took out his glasses and rolled his eyes, a gesture Steve knew only too well to mean ‘don’t ask’ as it was identical to the one Katie made.

"Nice to meet you, Steve Rogers…you’re a lucky man." the man suddenly spoke.

"Sorry, I’m not…I don’t…what?" Steve was utterly confused and finished a little lamely. His brain was having a hard time registering the wedding planner's flamboyant appearance. He was wearing a sparkly golden jacket even Bucky would have sworn off in the 80s. But his greying spiky hair and blue eyeliner combination was what had Steve floundering for words. Then, what the man had said registered and he frowned. “Lucky man?”

"Your girlfriend, Tony’s sister, I met her at the dress fitting a few weeks ago. She’s an exquisite little thing." Grandmaster explained softly.

"Oh, err, yeah… yes she is. Thank you.”

Steve saw Grandmaster bat his eyelashes at him as if to acknowledge his words. He looked at Tony once more, utterly dumbfounded. Tony simply shook his head in a just roll with it gesture and Steve suddenly realised exactly why Tony had issued a warning.

He then looked at the large table which was adorned with bits of paper, one of which looked like a seating plan, and suddenly he felt like he was intruding. 

"Look, if this is a bad time I can come back…"

"Oh, no, Anthony and I were just discussing the brunch…" Grandmaster explained and grinned at Tony.

"For the last time, it’s a Reception, idiot." Tony hissed.

"No, can you…you know I don’t like that word." Grandmaster shook his head, cringing.

"What? Idiot."

"No, the…why would I not like the word idiot? I mean the R word."

Steve stood there, watching the exchange between the two men, his mouth hanging open in confusion. That Greatmaster was certainly a greater piece of work than Tony, which was saying something. Or was it Grandmaster? Whatever...

Tony let out a sigh and pinched the bridge of his nose. "It’s not a brunch, it's an afternoon... you know what? Fine. The post wedding meal."

"Ok, better." Grandmaster grinned again at him.

Steve now understood why Tony had done nothing but moan about this guy for the last few months. He was clearly a fucking sandwich short of a full picnic.

"As for the seating…just do whatever. I don’t much care." Tony conceded, visibly fed up. There's only so much a man can take after all.

"Alright, seeing as Miss Potter is not available, I’ll work on this later and email it over." the man agreed.

"It’s Miss Potts." Tony practically growled and Steve could see he was about to lose it.

"She’s more open to my ideas than you are Anthony." the wedding planner observed, not in the least fazed by his client's angry tone.

Tony stared at him, blinking. His mouth hanging slightly open in a look Steve had seen only a handful of times before, when something had rendered him speechless, which was no mean feat, before the scientist took a deep sigh. 

"Whatever."

And just like that Grandmaster moved graciously around the table. Steve watched him as he gathered his papers up and popped them into a leather briefcase. He then fastened it with a click and looked at Tony. 

"By the way, it smells in here…burnt toast I think.”

"Yeah, well I like my bread well done." Tony's voice was deadpan and Steve snorted as Grandmaster nodded with a smile. The guy had no idea Tony was literally making fun of him to his face.

"Alright, guess I’ll be leaving now. Bye, Anthony. Nice to meet you Mr Stevenson."

Steve's brain had not quite registered the man's name mixed-up when he heard Tony hiss through gritted teeth "It’s Rogers." He was literally lost for words. So when Grandmaster left the room Tony looked at him. 

"Don’t mind him, took him some time until he stopped calling me Mr Starch. That’s why I don’t rip his tongue out for calling me Anthony."

"Yeah erm…where on Earth did you find him?"

“I’m not actually sure he’s from Earth.” Tony mumbled before he shook his head. “He was some acquaintance of Banner. Thor knew him too. He runs a company called Sakaar. They deal with events planning. And orgies, apparently." Tony explained, rubbing his temples.

Steve thought Tony had aged a decade in the ten minutes he had been dealing with his wedding planner and gave them a sympathetic smile just before his brain registered the last part. "What?"

"Don’t ask." Tony said before clapping his hands together. "Anyway, what can I do for you, Cap? You want a coffee or…?

"No thanks, I’m good."  Steve cleared his throat. With all the Grandmaster dude shenanigans he had forgotten the real purpose of his visit and suddenly he could feel his palms were sweaty with nerves.  "I... err... wanted to talk to you alone. There’s this thing I’ve been meaning to ask you…"

Tony arched his eyebrow. "Me?"

"Yes." Steve replied way too fast. "I mean, I wanted to ask you before I ask her…"

"Her? Are you talking about Katie?"

Steve lowered his head and sighed "Yes."

"Oh, I see what’s going on." Tony said leaning against the counter, folding his arms.

"You do?" Steve asked, lifting his head up and looking at him shyly.

"No thanks to you, you’re a mess Rogers." Tony said, a gentle smile curling on his lips. "Come with me."

Steve frowned before following him "Tony, I…"

"Trust me, I have something to show you." Tony stopped and turned to look at him with a soft smile.

Steve took a breath and followed him. They headed down the hall then up the stairs and into Tony's study. Once there Steve saw Tony sit on his desk chair and begin tapping on the keyboard. Just as the screen sprang to life Tony explained.  "See dad had a thing for recording videos, kind of like pep talks for the future." He pressed a few buttons more and moved the mouse before continuing. "After the one he recorded for that old journalist Mr Lee, well it got me thinking there had to be more. So I started searching through his old archives and among other things, I found something I think you’ll find interesting."

Steve frowned "What do you mean?"

Tony looked at him for an instant before looking back at the screen and smiled as he selected a file. "Lets just say my dear old pop was a visionary…"

Steve looked at him, he had no idea what the fuck was going on. Tony stood up and motioned for Steve to take his place on the desk chair 

"Just watch this, then you can ask me what you wanted to ask me."

He leaned over Steve to click another button and the screen suddenly displayed Howard, perched on his desk, scotch in hand. Steve felt a shiver running down his spine.

"Is this thing rolling?" Howard asked the person behind the camera as he swirled his glass around. 

 "Yeah, it’s on…" a voice from off screen confirmed.

"Alright…" Howard took a swig of scotch and cleared his throat. "Tony…congratulations on being the only person I know who is nosey enough and clever enough to crack into my archives…anyway, if you’re watching this it means something has happened to me before I got the chance to tell you all this in person so…."

Steve watched as Tony pressed a key to fast forward the recording a bit, he was winding to find something, before he stopped and the screen showed Howard giving a chuckle and taking another mouth of scotch.

"So yeah, there’s always a secret door." he said before taking a deep breath. "Now I want you to show this next bit to Rogers."

Steve’s eyes widened and he felt his heart start beating fast.

"Steve, you’re like a second son to me, you know that. I hope you’re doing well. I have no doubt you’ve made Captain by now, possibly even Commissioner, depending on how old this recording is. Not too old I hope. Anyway, I digress. I’m willing to bet you’ve cracked a few big cases too."

Steve gulped as he watched his old mentor continue to talk to him through the screen. He couldn't even tear his eyes from the screen to see Tony's reaction.

"Good job son. Now, onto something far more important to me. I hope you and my princess have realised by now you’re made for each other, because I already know you are."

Steve’s breath caught in his throat, his heart was now pounding.

"So if you’re watching this, and you’ve finally figured that out, then I’m giving you my blessing son. If you haven’t figured it out, then you’re a pair of dumbasses." Howard groaned at the last part and Steve gave a soft snort of laughter, shaking his head. "I’d be over the moon knowing you two have finally realised what has been in front of you for the past god knows how long."

"10 fucking years…" Tony mumbled from where he was leaning against a bookcase behind Steve, arms crossed and his right hand covering his mouth and jaw.

Howard then swallowed a little and wiped at his eye as he looked down at his feet taking a deep breath, clearly emotional, before he looked back up.

"Just look after her, treat her well and make her happy. I’m trusting you with one of my most treasured accomplishments son. And I only wish I could be there to walk her down the aisle to hand her over to the person I’d trust her with over anyone." Howard smiled and then thought about something a moment before he continued. “Just don’t try to understand her.” Howard shrugged “Because the minute you think you know what’s going on inside a woman’s head is the moment you’re goose is cooked.”

At that he sat up straight, slipping back into the Howard Steve knew all too well and looked at the camera.

"Ok, you can stop that thing now…" Steve heard him say before the screen went blank.

The room fell silent and Steve swallowed, trying to digest what he had just seen. The lump in his throat felt like a damned golf ball. Seeing his old mentor, his girl’s dad like that, in such an unguarded way had really made him emotional. When he recovered a bit he turned to look at Tony, who was in turn looking at him, and saw his eyes were misting over slightly. "What was it you wanted to ask?"

Steve chuckled "You still gonna make me say it?"

"Humour me Rogers, I like to see you squirm." Tony teased him, regaining his composure.

Steve took a deep breath before speaking, hoping his voice would come out as steady as possible given the circumstances.

"Tony, I’m gonna ask Katie to marry me. And it would mean the world to me, if I had your blessing."

Tony smiled and looked at his feet before he glanced back up "Then you got it, Steve."

Steve felt a feeling of relief wash over him, the fact he had used his name, for the first time in years, and not some stupid nickname didn’t pass him by. He smiled widely as Tony extended his hand, before he pulled him into a brotherly hug. 

 “Scotch?” Tony asked him as he pulled back.

Steve nodded, smiling widely. "Absolutely."

CONTINUED IN PART 2

[sapphiresea]

The Earp Expo Experience

Wow. The three E’s. This is why I’m never in charge of titling things.

This past weekend, I went to Earp Expo in New Orleans and a couple of people have expressed interest in reading about my experience. Since I’m currently in the middle of the post-con crash, I’m writing about it now to alleviate some of that with memories of how completely amazing it was. Because...it was. The cast, the volunteers, and all the other Earpers made it one of the most special weekends of my entire life.

My Expo began on Thursday, right from the start when I met a couple other Earpers on my flight from Calgary to New Orleans. We knew each other from previous events and the twitter world, but hadn’t actually planned to go in together until it happened. Let me tell you, flights are so much easier when you’ve got someone to share them with –– especially the stopovers! We even met a couple of UK Earpers in the airport in Atlanta who were really great to chat with.

Our evening was spent with a few other Earp friends watching the Raptors game in the hotel bar. Kat even walked by once on her way to another bar and asked how the game was going, and at the end of the night, her and Dom walked by us again on their way in and waved at us. Most of the time, we just spent chatting amongst ourselves, but as the game grew closer, we all started getting into it. Even our bartender started cheering for the Raptors with us, and I don’t think I’ve laughed or cheered so hard in a long time. I’m not usually a sports person, but I was so into it.

The real expo started the next day, though, with registration. I had to get up so early because I was curling my hair and dressing up as Waverly from the Big Gay Dinner episode. I looked cute, though, and I got to spend the time between registration and autographs sitting in a meeting room chatting with people from across the world! Not a bad way to start.

The first thing I did with the start of the programming was to head to the autograph room to see Kat. I had a Bernie tote that my friend Abbie had made holding things to give to people. The line was long, but even the longest lineups were pretty fun because you’re never just standing there in silence. You’re with each other.

I gave Kat a bag of Old Dutch ketchup chips and teased her that she was eating the wrong kind, so I was going to fix that. She admitted she had never tried Old Dutch and said she was so excited to dig into them and thanked me for bringing them all the way from Canada. I also gave her a copy of Portia de Rossi’s Unbearable Lightness: A Story of Loss and Gain because of our previous conversation, which she said she remembered, and said she couldn’t wait to start.

Friday and Saturday, I was asking cast members to sign my final honours thesis. I told them that I had a bit of a tough time getting through university for awhile because I had gotten very ill right in the middle of it, but that now I was going on to grad school. I said I wanted them to sign the thesis because Wynonna Earp had helped to keep me sane through all of it. Particularly to Dom and Kat, I said that meeting them at Emerald City Comic Con had really given me the inspiration I needed to get through to the end and that it had paid off because I had gotten top grades across the faculty and won a couple of awards for it. Their names were all in the acknowledgements as a result, as well as a thank you to the entire Earper family, and that’s where they all signed.

Kat, along with everyone else who signed it (Dom, Melanie, Emily, Dani, and Varun), said she was very proud of me and that I should be very proud of myself for it because it was amazing and congratulated me on all of it. Emily, who signed next, made such a big deal about it. She told me that I was breaking barriers for women in research and that I had an incredible story that she would love to read one day. Dom and Dani echoed Kat’s sentiments. Michael Eklund came over while Dani was signing the thesis, too, and she asked if he had signed it because she couldn’t believe she was signing someone’s thesis. At least I’m unique? And I’ll get to Varun’s response later, when I get to the part where we met, because his was probably the best.

Kat and I took three selfies (even though I’m only posting two here) before I left to see Emily. I also had a photo op from the Calgary Comic Expo for her to sign from last year’s convention. She’s making a pretty ridiculous face in it and when she saw it, she was like, “Oh my god! What am I doing!? I’m so sorry I ruined your photo!” I assured her that actually I just thought it was hilarious and that I love that picture. 

I told her that I was glad to get to meet her now because back then I was still so new to watching that I wasn’t really an Earper yet. I told her that my dad and I started watching because the show was filmed in Calgary and we were both Calgary natives, which really excited her. We talked about the city for a bit and she told me that part of why she had been so jazzed about developing Wynonna Earp was that she could imagine just from reading the comics the potential to film in Calgary. We talked about the city a bit and she later said that since my dad isn’t big on conventions, we should come to set once it starts filming again. I don’t know if she really meant it, but it was so sweet anyway!

I also mentioned with my thesis that I was doing the expo instead of graduation stuff and she congratulated me on graduating. “I feel like I should get you something!” she exclaimed, apologizing for not getting me anything. As if I needed it. Bridget pointed out that she had beads on her table so she picked up a purple string and said, “Oh yeah. I got these for you. I went to Tiffany’s and got these for you,” as she hung them around my neck. The only beads I bothered to bring home from New Orleans. After we took a selfie, she asked if she could hug me, and of course, I said ‘yes.’

Next, I saw Dom. Her table was being a lot more rushed due to long lines, but she was still so sweet and gracious. She said it was really nice to see me again. I gave her a handmade card with a quote on it and a bracelet I hoped she might like, which she thanked me for and said both were beautiful, especially the card. She also asked to see the tattoo I had gotten of her writing from ECCC and smiled at the result. I love this tattoo like a lot. When she got up to take selfies with me, she also gave me a really big hug without me even asking, which was super nice. Kat had done the same, which was also great because I hadn’t gotten the chance to give her a hug at ECCC.

I had a couple photo ops after with Dom, then Dani. Dom’s was pretty quick. I had forgotten props at home for it, so I gave her rainbow sunglasses and we posed with those. Dani, I asked just to make a silly face. She asked for direction and when I had none, she said, “Just any funny face?” and I nodded. When I thanked her for the photo, she said she didn’t think I’d be thanking her once I saw it. But I did see it and I did love it, so I guess she’s wrong hah!

The representation panel separated my photo ops with Dani and Dom from my photo op with Kat. It was really great, but Varun totally made me tear up when he talked about Indian representation on television. I’m going to let the internet cover the panel, though, since I imagine it’ll be on YouTube at some point. My photo with Kat was also kind of dampened by my forgetfulness for props, but I gave her my cell phone and told her to hold it out of reach for me. She didn’t hold it all the way up, though, so I had to crouch a little to make the picture and it kind of looks weird? But I made it a meme anyway. Here’s the original.

Back up to the autograph area, I then went to see Dani. In addition to discussion of my thesis stuff, I also told her I loved Workin’ Moms and that since I’m Canadian, I was all caught up. I told her I watched with my parents, which made her laugh and exclaim, “You watch it with your parents!? Is that awkward? What did they think about the scene where I m*st*rb*te on the couch?” I just said that thankfully, I did watch some episodes without them. She thanked me for my support and I complimented her outfit before moving onto Varun’s table.

Similar to Emily’s table on Friday, Varun’s had a relatively short line but was taking a long time to get through because he was chatting with everyone for so long. When I got up to have my thesis signed, he wasn’t even sitting behind his table. Instead, he was stood leaning against it, and every time someone came up, he would engulf them in a big hug. He looked at me with a big grin and said, “I recognize you!” and I guess I kind of made a confused face because he added, “I think?” and we had an awkward conversation about how I’d never actually met him before. Oops.

The rest of the interaction was far from awkward, though. Varun is extremely personable and kind. He asked me a million questions about my thesis. Actually, most of the cast had questions as to what it was about and how to define words like ‘alexithymia,’ but he was genuinely interested in how I ran the experiment and measured all my variables, what populations I used, etc. We had a long talk about things like physician bias and gender bias in diagnosing disorders among other things. He said psychology has always fascinated him, along with meditation. He finally had to move on to some of the people behind me, but he gave me another big hug. The selfie we took was inspired by the one of Kat and I from ECCC because he saw it as my lock screen when I took my phone out and mimicked it because he liked it.

Although I was done with that for the day, I spent the whole of Friday night with a bunch of different Earpers, at restaurants and bars before taking a haunted tour of the French quarter with a new friend that was really fun. I stayed up way too late again, and thus became the pattern of the weekend. I’m so sleep-deprived, guys. I probably need a 12 year nap.

Saturday was a different beast. I arrived only fifteen minutes early and started with photo ops. A friend and I had a joint Unkillable Gay Squad photo first. Since we’re both academics and geeks, I brought my stats books down and we asked them to pretend we were teaching them stats. I think Dom has the best face out of everyone because it’s the face I get every time I tell someone I’m going into quantitative psychology. Kat was genuinely trying to read the textbook over my shoulder and when we were done, she was like, “Yeah, I understood none of that!"

An incredibly sweet Earper had extra cast photo ops. Since it was one of my best friends’ first convention ever, she gifted to us one of the cast photos. Another friend couldn’t find her party and was bummed to miss her photo ops so we pulled her into ours instead. Our plan for poses didn’t work because some of the cast were in chairs, so we told them just to do whatever pose they wanted. As I walked in, Varun made a point to tell me that he had been trying to explain my thesis to Dom the night before. So that happened. Crazy, honestly, because it means they were talking about me!! Madness.

Following that, a friend and I hopped into Melanie’s autograph line for her first signing session. We were early for it, but there was already a full line and overflow line, so we were the beginning of the second overflow. Everyone wanted to see her at once. I had to laugh, though, because while I was in line, I changed into my Lasagna Del Rey tee and realized that Mel was wearing hers, too. It was a long time before I would get to the front to point it out, but the time went fast enough. My friend and I met a couple other Earpers with Earp playing cards and we played a few rounds of Go Fish followed by Blackjack. We were also all fighting over who could collect the most Wayhaught cards. Good times.

Meeting Melanie was amazing. When she saw my shirt, she leaned back in her chair, putting on an offended face and exclaimed to her handler, “Are you seeing this!?” and proceeded to tease me about it. I had her sign the same photo as Emily and she squinted at her hair like, “What’s with all the flyaways there? Thoughts?” and then was like, “Oh, it’s because I had all my fake Wynonna hair in and was trying to keep it all at bay.” 

When I told her about my thesis, I added, “And just so you know, it’s not a crap thesis either. It tied for the Outstanding Honours Award and I got a certificate of academic excellence from the CPA for it.” Eyes widened and she held up her hand to high-five me and exclaimed, “That’s how we Earp it girl!” So I was pretty proud. 

She then pointed out the matching shirts to everyone again as she got up and whispered in my ear, “Did you know I was going to wear this this morning?” and told me to post the pictures on twitter because her boss needed to see it.

Immediately following Mel’s autograph session was my Earp sisters photo with her and Dom. I gave them big lollipops, which they loved, and as we started, Mel turned me to Dom and said, “She’s from Calgary! Did you know that!?” Dom looked a little confused, to be honest, but she was like, “No, I don’t think I did. The name’s Steph, right?” I nodded and she smiled, but before she could say anything else, Mel was like, “And she only went and wrote a thesis for us!” So maybe my masters should somehow incorporate Wynonna Earp beyond the acknowledgements and dedications. I have no idea how though lol. Also, as I was leaving, she pointed out again to everyone that we were matching.

A combined photo op with Dani and Mel was next. I asked them to recreate the distracted boyfriend meme and Melanie exclaimed, “Yes!” They asked me who each of us should be and I said they could pick whoever they wanted. Mel wanted to be the girl at the front and Dani went through directing the rest of the photo. When we were done, Melanie winked at me and said this was probably the best photo they’d done.

I had to run to an overlapping photo op with Dom and Kat right after that, so I had to change in the lineup back into the Equality shirt beneath my Lasagna Del Rey and put on beads and a hat before getting the rest of the props ready. Pride photos are a lot harder than anticipated! But I love how it turned out, and Kat really dug the tiny glittery rainbow cowboy hats.

I tried to get autographs from Kat and Dom again because I had giveaway items, but they ran too close to the start of Emily’s workshop, so I couldn’t. The workshop was so much fun, though. She asked that there be no recording so that content remains fresh for newcomers at future cons, so I’m not going to talk much about it. All I’m going to say is that it was really interesting and even more funny. Kinda wish she’d come teach my regular classes.

Aside from at Dani’s table during her signing, the only time I got to meet Michael Eklund outside of photo ops was actually on the sidewalk outside the hotel. I showed him my shirt and he hugged me. Sadly I was never able to make it to his table because I had booked myself with too little flexibility, and every time he was doing a signing, I was busy. Sad. I hope I get to see him at a future con because he’s super great.

Sunday started early with photo ops again. My first was a cast photo this time – the one that I had purchased for myself. I had a lot of selfie props and handed them out to everyone as I told them that I would be using this in place of a real graduation photo. Someone (I don’t remember which one of them) said that was a great idea and they all agreed. As I was leaving, they all cheered congratulations and clapped for me. I almost died, y’all. It was way better than walking across a stage.

Shortly after, I had another photo op with Kat to make up for the one I didn’t like so much on Friday. It did. She wrapped her arms around me and you can see on my face exactly how pleased I am with myself for asking for prom poses. She also asked to make sure I was happy with the grad photo and was glad to know I loved it. A lot.

I had a meet and greet with Dani Kind next, which was fun. That woman really knows how to make you laugh, even when you’re fsjdkfnkv freezing from air con being way too high. She told us about her campy new horror movie and talked a bit about Workin’ Moms and politics. I didn’t talk a lot except for the Canadian election stuff, but it was still super fun just to listen to her. 

I left to get into line for autographs from Dom for the giveaway, but because she had photo ops to get to, our line was cut off while we were still in overflow. We were given post-it notes with numbers on them to indicate that we would be allowed into her line first later. I hopped into Kat’s instead, but a few minutes later, they did the same for hers, so I went to take a breather with a friend until my last photo op.

My final photo was with Wayhaught and my friend for her first con. We asked them to kiss our cheeks, and I think my face says it all. Amazing. Kat apologized for getting lip gloss on my cheek but it really didn’t even matter. I loved it. 

Using my post-it from earlier, I went to Kat’s line first since her session was supposed to start sooner. Since I had both post-its, I and two others were allowed to jump lines when we were finished instead of getting into overflow. Nice. 

This time, we took our selfies first. When she sat down and looked at the names on the stickies for personalization, she was like, “You’re getting them for someone else?” I replied to tell her a bit about the girls I was having her sign for. She particularly loved that Kylie had decorated her grad cap writing ‘Aphrodite made me do it’ and signed that to her paper. 

I then asked her a bit about her experience going to Ellen Degeneres’ show, since she loves her so much (and so do I!). She got really excited and told me that it was absolutely amazing and hilarious, and that she had won a washing machine. I asked how and she said there was a giveaway and that she had also won a two-year supply of Tide. She had to sell the washing machine, though, since she didn’t live in L.A. at the time. She said if I ever have the chance to see her, that I should definitely go, because it was a real moment of seeing her hero live, adding that whenever she’s upset or depressed, she likes to binge Ellen’s talk show on YouTube or sometimes her comedy, which she also loves. I said I was a big fan of her sitcom, but she admitted she hadn’t seen it yet, and I told her to check it out some time.

Dom was my last stop, so I hopped into her line as told. She was moving a little faster, probably because she’s been so late at all the other cons lately, but was still taking time with everyone. She, too, took the selfie first this time. I told her I was getting these autographs for a giveaway for people who couldn’t be there and she exclaimed, “Oh that’s so nice!” I told her a little about the winners and she was jazzed when I said they were from across the globe (I told her the exact countries but just in case, to protect privacy, I won’t say where here). 

I said that I had a random question and asked about her experience with the Spice Girls musical, since I loved them growing up. She blew out a breath and said that was a really big time for her, and that it taught her a lot, especially being part of a big musical that flopped. But, she said, she did get to sing with them on opening night and meet all of the girls. I said that was really cool and asked who her favorite Spice Girl was. She thought for a moment and said it fluctuated between Scary and Baby. I agreed that Baby was always my favorite and she said that she was definitely the nicest.

Also, while she was signing the second photo, she kind of paused for a second and looked at it and then said, “Oh, I just noticed that.” She pointed to a darker spot in the background of the picture and said she had never noticed it before but that for a second, she thought it was moving and that it was a bug. Then she said that her brain was kind of sdfsdfgdg (honestly, the only way to describe the sound that came out of her mouth is a keysmash) and laughed.

As I left, I told her that I hoped she had a great weekend and she said she hoped the same for me. I left and realized I had dumbly left my water bottle on her table and ran back to get it. I zipped back off so I wouldn’t interrupt the next person’s time, but I saw her turn toward me and laugh, saying, “Great job!” Oops... What is it with teal water bottles always being left behind guys?

I went to the cast panel with a bunch of my friends and I think just about the whole room was in tears by the end of the closing ceremonies. Again, I’ll leave those for YouTube. The best parts are already online, anyway, but it was really cool to see it live.

The con was over, but some Earpers posted later in the night that they were having a viewing party in one of the conference rooms on the second floor, so my friend and I went down to join. It was so much fun watching with other Earpers. We played the pilot and then went down a rabbit hole of Wayhaught, including playing the cheerleading scene on repeat. My favorite quote, though, was when we were watching them kiss in 2x02 at the end, when they’re making up. Someone asked an Earper who was hard of hearing if they could hear and they answered, “No.” She said, “Oh, let me pause and put on subtitles,” and they responded, “I didn’t say I needed to hear it to enjoy it.” Wow. Mood.

Monday morning was check out and Dom was in the lobby. She was on her phone and people were looking but no one was bothering her. I went to the desk to check out and Varun appeared at the desk next to me to check out too. He got to talking to my friend who was with me about my thesis (!?) and when I was done checking out, I joined them. He said he and Dom were about to go on a swamp tour and he had to go but that he hoped to see us again at future cons and that it was nice meeting us. That guy really is the sweetest.

Anyway, now I’m home. And a bit sad. But mostly just overwhelmed for love for this cast and for Earpers. I didn’t put as much in here as I could about the atmosphere of the event. So inclusive and kind. Everywhere I turned, I made a new friend. I was always talking to someone, and often those were people I had never met before. There was so much laughter, so much bonding. So many generous, amazing souls. I can’t wait for EH Con and to see them again. I love this family with all my heart. Any sadness I feel came from a place of great joy, and knowing this community is still out there even if we’re not together is so comforting. I love Earpers with my whole freakin’ heart.

[macbookpro-hard-drive]

unlonely [michael m. x reader] pt.2

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accidentally spends the last three hours writing this. whoops.

the good part of having fics planned out is that u dont have to sit around for nearly as long like “uGHHHH WHAT DO I WRITE” story-wise. writing wise? still hell. 

also dont expect this please sdfhkjdsfh i only managed this because its a saturday and i dont have anything else to do rn because homework??? ill do that later

warnings: sad michael. more than once. a hospital is here. cool. reader is a bitter fuck. if i need to warn for anything else pls tell me.

            Michael had the habit of talking himself through things. With you there, he excused it off as him explaining it to you. The first time you caught this little habit was during the first dissection the two of you did together, listening to him give himself a pep talk through the first few minutes before shutting up at the slightly worried glance you shot his way. During video games, you caught him muttering his plan to himself. And now? Now you had Michael Mell in your backseat, talking over the directions your phone gave you, filling you in on the same plan you’d heard for the past week. Every now and then, you’d shush him long enough to hear where you were supposed to turn, and then he’d start back up, saying how he was going to find Jeremy, go through his speech - something he spared you from, on the account of the fact it was pretty personal, which... you couldn’t lie, you weren’t complaining about that - and then maybe the three of you would go out somewhere if Jeremy saw the light and immediately shed that dickish persona he’d taken on (Michael’s dream situation) or if Jeremy realized he was a dick and figured maybe he should apologize to Michael not in the middle of a party (your dream situation). A weight stayed in your stomach the entire time you were driving to Jake’s house - and then it lightened upon seeing shifting behind you.

            Slowing to a stop at a red light, you finally took the chance to steal a glance at Michael in the backseat. And you couldn’t help but fucking stare at him, before the light flickered green and you tore your gaze away. He kept babbling, not noticing the look you’d given him. Maybe the two of you would watch horror movies when you got back to your place - that’d be dope, wouldn’t it?

            “Michael?” You finally said, breaking him out of his endless rambling.

            “Yes?”

            “What the actual fuck are you wearing?”

            “What?” He asked, “look, I needed a disguise! I don’t get invited to parties,” he said, “no one will ever know it’s me!”

            “Michael, you could have literally put a hood up or put on a mask and done the same thing-”

            “That’s too simple!” And then, he paused. “Eyes on the road, [y/n],” he said, and you could hear his fucking smirk.

            “They are, Mell.”

            “Yeah, right.”

            For a split second, you debated slamming on brakes. The thought tempted you for another moment, and then you finally decided against it - you couldn’t risk breaking his nose or something. Besides - fate had other plans, as you finally turned into Jake’s neighborhood. If your phone hadn’t informed you that your destination was on the right, the cars lining the street definitely would have. A few houses ahead, you could see plenty of cars pulled onto the front lawn of a pretty damn nice looking house - and you sort of stare, wondering how this many people would show up to one high school party. You glanced back to Michael, the car moving at a snail’s pace down the street. 

            “I’m gonna circle back around,” you announced. He gave you a quick nod.

            Ten minutes later, you’re sitting alone in your parked car and Michael’s left you with the promise that he’ll be back in maybe and hour or two. You reclined your seat, turned up the radio, and just sort of waited - not wanting to burn your phone battery anymore, because your dad had stolen your charger out of your car earlier that night - for the next few hours. You watched people filter in and out, like Brooke Lohst finally showing up in this handmade dog outfit that looked like an attempt for a sexy dog (and, honestly, you couldn’t say that it wasn’t - but that was more Brooke than the costume); or this little group of people running back out to their car and leaving, laughing the entire way, and you started hoping that they weren’t drunk; and then you saw Jeremy fucking Heere, pulling up in a slightly beat up car (and for a moment, you’re confused - you’d never seen him drive before, had you? You didn’t know if he could) but that washed away the moment he stepped out, dressed in this fucking dorky cyborg-looking costume that made you stifle back a laugh because of how damn cheesy it was, like he was some kid in a middle school play.

            An hour later, you saw Michael crossing the front lawn to your car. That god-awful costume is discarded somewhere, leaving him just in the shirt and shorts he’d been wearing when you picked him up, and you could see him shaking as he made his way over. He pulled the car door open, sliding into the passenger seat and shutting it all in one fluid motion. He didn’t speak to you. He just sat there, plucking at his shirt or clicking his phone on and off to glance at the time - half past ten, you noted - or running a hand through his hair, already a mess from the thousands of times he’d done it before.

            You didn’t ask what happened. All you did was pull the car into reverse, and slowly eased your way out of your spot, making a quick U-turn to leave Jake’s house in your rear-view mirror.

            But after a few minutes of silent driving, you finally speak up. “My family should still be out. We can go to my room and watch movies, or listen to music or something.” You paused for a moment. “Oh, fuck, Michael - you haven’t even tried my kick-ass hot cocoa. I put mini marshmallows and whipped cream and whatever you like, I guess.” You paused once more, drumming your fingers against the steering wheel. “If you want peppermint, I think I have some candy canes stashed away somewhere that I can crush up. Or we have cinnamon stll - oh shit, Michael, we have the stuff to make cinnamon rolls. That’d be fucking dope.” You stopped, keeping your eyes pinned to the road as you pull your right hand away, extending it to Michael. “We’re gonna be okay, Michael.”

            And after a moment, Michael’s hand was in yours, squeezing it tightly without a word. And when you steal another glance, that look in his eyes is back: like he’s a thousand worlds away from you. He was so distant, like maybe he fell through this reality into another - and maybe, in a way, he did. Maybe Jeremy and that supercomputer-thing and everything was a world away from you, something foreign to you - but that wasn’t going to stop you. Michael might have been up in the clouds, but you were going to try your fucking hardest to ground him again. You weren’t going to tell Michael that you hated Jeremy Heere. He didn’t need to hear that - Michael needed some sort of security, and you were going to try and give him that as best as you could then.

            Michael had never been to your house before. The lights in the front yard reflected in of his glasses as he followed you up to the house, the chirp of your car locking behind the two of you as you fumbled with your house key. You kicked off your shoes as you stepped inside, giving Michael the most general tour you could - the living room off to the right, the small dining room to the left, and the kitchen behind that - before guiding him into the kitchen. He leaned against the kitchen island, watching you gather your ingredients, throwing quick glances back to him every once in a while. You reached over the stovetop, turning the oven on before pulling out one of those Pillsbury cinnamon roll tubes, shooting him a quick smile.

            “Dad likes to make them from scratch. Mom and I don’t have the patience for that sometimes,” you said, before returning to the hot chocolate.

            Milk, brown sugar, cinnamon, a block of chocolate - which Michael watched you chop the entire time, wondering how you had the patience to deal with that shit, because he probably would have given up halfway through - and he watched you fish through cabinets, pulling out three different bottled: vanilla, ground cinnamon, and... ground cayenne pepper? He walked over to your side, leaning against the counter wordlessly as he watched you work, taking a bowl to mix all your dry ingredients together.

            “You wanna help?” You asked, looking up at him.

            “What’s the cayenne pepper for?”

            You only shot him a quick smile. “Baking spray should be in that cabinet,” you motioned with your elbow, “and the pans are in that big bottom drawer.” You extended the cinnamon rolls to him, “you can break these open, if you want.”

            You ignored the rough hit he took to his palm once the tear-away shit didn’t work, the pop! of the tube greeting him a second later. 

            “Do you do this often?” Michael asked, the hiss of him greasing the pan greeting you a minute later.

            “... Hot cocoa?” You asked, before shrugging. “When it’s cold enough, yeah.”

            “No. I mean... this.” He said, “the whole, uh... cheering up thing.”

            You paused, turning your attention to the milk on the stove. “I...” You started, before pressing your lips together. “No.” You poured in cups of milk, mixing brown sugar in before you put it over the heat, keeping a close eye on it so that it doesn’t burn. “I don’t.” You pressed your lips together.

            “You’re really good at it,” he said softly. Stealing a glance, you found his attention on placing each cinnamon roll, and you were glad for that. He didn’t need to look at you - not when you were starting to drop the facade you’d kept up of happy, nerdy you who just wanted to talk to him about music and video games and maybe see him smile again. 

            He didn’t need to see just how lonely you were.

            Thirty minutes later, the two of you are in your living room, watching old movies on Netflix and sharing a blanket. Michael liked to make snarky comments during movies, pointing out stupid effects or making fun of the stupider lines (which, you couldn’t lie, you’d mimic them too). Cinnamon rolls cooled on the coffee table, stacked high and iced graciously, and the hot cocoa had been drained the moment the two of you took sips - which made a warm, cozy feeling of satisfaction bubble through you when Michael practically glowed at the taste before admitting you’d been right to gloat earlier. Which one of you fell asleep first, you weren’t sure. What you were sure of was waking up the next morning, curled up next to Michael with your head on his shoulder, his arm curled around you securely. The TV screen had been shut off, the cinnamon rolls on the table a few less (and you imagined that it had been your parents coming in, not wanting to disturb you and Michael since you’d been sleeping), and Michael’s soft breathing ended up soothing you back to sleep. He’d taken his glasses off at some point. You fought back a small smile at that - he still looked nice without his glasses, which was unfair because not everyone could look nice with and without glasses. You nestled back into his shoulder, growing slightly closer to him as you shut your eyes. His arm pulled you slightly closer, and you could feel his face against the side of your head.

            It was nice. Michael was always warm, and it was comfortable since you knew that, without Michael and the blanket, you’d be freezing your ass off on the couch. Even with the way your neck and back were positioned, you were comfortable with Michael - and even though you knew that your body would be aching tomorrow, hating you for not moving, you were okay with that. That moment had been worth it.

            “Jeremy.” He looked up, the little voice in the back of his head, bringing him back down to earth once more. Jeremy couldn’t really lie - he was glad to finally have a distraction. It was cold outside, and there he was, leaning against Brooke’s car with his fingers intertwined with hers while she was deep in conversation with this guy from the swim team and his girlfriend - some art student, Jeremy noticed, as she had graphite and paint smudges on her hands - about... something. He ended up tuning them out, having lost interest in the conversation - and besides, he didn’t need to pay attention. He had the SQUIP there to fill in the gaps when he needed to speak.

            The SQUIP spoke once more. “Look at the building.” He obeyed, and in a flicker, a familiar shade of red met his eyes. Michael. One hand at his backpack strap, the other holding his phone as he stood outside. A minute later, another person walked out, greeting him before Jeremy watched Michael push his headphones down and around his neck, immediately starting up conversation with this stranger. And then he watched the two of you laugh together, chatting happily as watched both of you made your way to Michael’s car. 

            Then Jeremy recognized you. He’d seen you in his math class, quiet and always keeping to yourself - and now you were with Michael, laughing about some story Michael must had been dying to tell you, judging by how animated he grew. The two of you fit well together, laughing at the same stupid things, you playfully shoving Michael at one point before the two of you approached his car, parked close enough that Jeremy wouldn’t have had to turn around to watch the two of you get into Michael’s car and leave. The fact that the two of you got along was a sweet sight, but... he couldn’t fight the pit in the bottom of his stomach of anger, of sadness- because that was Michael. His former best friend.

            “It looks like Michael’s moved on fast,” His SQUIP said, as Jeremy watched Michael’s car disappear out of the parking lot.

            “Jeremy!” Brooke’s voice snapped him back to reality, “are you okay?” She said, worming her hand out of his, stretching and popping her fingers. “You were hurting my hand.”

            He didn’t realize how tightly he’d been squeezing her hand. But he nodded, making up some bullshit excuse that he’d just been thinking before shrugging it off as unimportant. Just as he always did nowadays.

            Fridays were always your least favorite school days - purely because it was an countdown to the freedom of the weekend for you. Mondays also sucked - but Fridays? You’d fucking kill for a school day to be over already. But you were glad to confirm your plans with Michael tomorrow to just sit around and binge Queer Eye on Netflix at your house - because at least that gave you something to look forward to on Saturday - and make your way home, so that you can lie down and die a bit internally in peace. The heavy thump of your backpack made you frown, as you threw yourself onto your bed, falling face-first into your comforter and letting out a soft groan of oh thank god when you heard your bedroom door open, and the familiar chuckle of your father sound out.

            “Tough day?” He asked, and you let out a grunt of confirmation, not bothering to move. He chuckled again. “I made some cinnamon rolls earlier.” You snapped up, looking to him. "Save some for Michael, [y/n].”

            You beamed, rolling over and sitting up. That’s when you noticed he’d dressed up nicely, redoing his tie for what what probably the tenth time. “Where are you going?” 

            “The Murphys invited us out for dinner tonight,” he said, “thought I’d take them up on the offer. I’ll let them know you wanted to be there,” he shot you a quick smile. “Thought you could use the rest, kiddo.” He paused, lowering his voice. “But if they offer, I’ll bring you back something.”

            Sometimes you were glad that your family had rich friends. That was definitely one of those moments. He made some other comment, talking about how they’ll probably get back late so don’t worry or wait up for them or anything. The door shut behind him as he left, and you fell back onto your bed, debating whether you should go get a cinnamon roll or to take a fucking baller nap that you deserved because high school sucks. 

            And then you woke up a few hours later, the sound of a car horn blaring outside. You grabbed your phone, expecting maybe your dad had texted and called you and upon not getting any response, figured that maybe that would have woken you up - but you were greeted with nothing. So you made your way to the front door, pulling the door open with the expectation of yelling at some asshole that other people live in this neighborhood, only to be greeted with the sight of a familiar P.T. Cruiser in your driveway. No wonder it sounded so loud.

            “Michael, what the FUCK-” You yelled out, only for him to sort of lean out his window.

            “I’ll explain on the way!” He called out. You scowled slightly and hoped that this was something important enough to literally disturb the entire fucking neighborhood, and snagged your keys, sliding into your shoes before leaving your house and hopping into the passenger side, narrowly avoiding smashing into Michael’s bag in the floorboard.

            He barely had pulled out of your driveway before he started talking. Jeremy’s dad had ended up at his house, talking to him about how Jeremy had basically disrespected him and he realized just how absent he’d been as a father - causing him to seek Michael’s help, because Jeremy would listen to Michael if he tried harder to talk to him. So he launched into this whole talk, about how if maybe he tried to be a better friend to Jeremy, he could get through to him - and the whole thing stung. Jeremy abandoned him, not the other way around, and there Michael was, talking about how he needed to try harder and reach out to him again. Mountain Dew Red was supposed to deactivate the SQUIP, according to some dude that Michael played Overwatch with, and he had managed to get his hands on a case of the stuff a few weeks back, and he luckily had a bottle left in his bag - so maybe if he talked to Jeremy before the play, he could help him-

            You finally spoke up, having watched Michael run out of breath while speaking a thousand miles an hour. “Woah, shit, Mikey, slow down.” He barely had a chance to glance over to you, before you spoke again: “eyes on the road, Michael.” He looked away, giving a single nod. “So. Why am I here?”

            He didn’t answer immediately, flicking his turn signal on long enough to change lanes. “I didn’t want to go alone.”

            “I don’t have any money on me, dude-”

            “I’ll pay for you!” He said, cutting you off, "or you can stay in the car if you want, I just - I need you there.” He breathed, before finally tacking on a soft, “just in case.”

            Upon reaching the school, the two of you were lucky enough to snag the two seats closest to the backstage door. Michael talked to you idly, his leg bouncing restlessly as he kept debating going then or waiting until the lights went down for the show. Eventually, you watched him reach down to the floor beneath his seat, grabbing his bag and sliding forward enough to throw it over one of his shoulders. When you reached for his hand to stop him, he reassured you it was just so that he could get back there faster when he needed to. Maybe it’d be better if he waited until after the show to see Jeremy - give him a chance to maybe not fuck up the show and have Christine Canigula angry at him.

            So he relaxed, the lights going down as the two of you watched Christine come to the edge of the stage, giving some announcements about how it’d been a hard few weeks for Middleborough and how important theatre is to bring everyone together for basically what’s supposed to be a good time. As if on cue, you and Michael glanced at each other the moment she made a comment about what Rich would say - cracking a small smile at each other before listening to her final comment about the costumes from Hobby Lobby. The show started, the lights on stage letting up as you watched a couple students fumble through their lines a bit, before... changing. Newfound passion flooded into them, the show rivaling Broadway plays - and you leaned back, looking to Michael, who’s grip turned vice-like on his bag’s strap.

            “This... is way too good for a school play,” he whispered to you, before realization hit. “Oh god. Oh fuck,” he started, “I need to get in there.”

“Wait, Michael-” You placed your hand over his, “hold on - I don’t know if that’s a good idea since-”

            “I’ll be fine, [y/n].” He shot you a quick smile, “I’ll be back. Just... stay here.” 

            “Michael, they just started the show,” you whispered, ignoring a shush from behind you. “If you go now-”

            “I’ll be fine!” He said, voice raising slightly. He stared at you, and then - all in a quick moment - he leaned forward, pressing his lips against yours for a split second before dashing away, leaving you dumbfounded by the sudden move.

            “... What the fuck?” You mumbled, sinking back into your seat before turning your attention back to the play as best as you could, ignoring the burning in your cheeks. Eventually, the scene ended, the lights doing down long enough for actors to slip off stage. You watched the lights come back up, Brooke coming on stage and completely blowing everyone else away with nothing but raw energy. And then you watched as the stage slowly fell empty.

            That was when you moved, slipping to the backstage door, barely getting a hand on it before a screech rung out. You threw the door open, letting it slam behind you as you head up the steps to hear several thumps hit the floor, and then you saw Michael, letting out a scream as he stepped back, staring at all the bodies unconscious before him. Something inside of you jumped to action, as you found your phone and immediately called 911. Holding the phone between your face and shoulder, you found Michael standing there in shocked silence, and guided him over to somewhere to sit - him practically falling into the chair you found. 

            Later, you stood beside Michael, a orange shock blanket draped over his shoulders as the two of you watched a teacher and your classmates get wheeled out on stretchers, a paramedic standing with the two of you. Her questions felt lost on Michael, because while you tried to help him answer, you didn’t exactly know what was going on. She knelt down beside him, trying to comfort him, slowly dropping her questions before finally the police arrived. You were permitted to leave before Michael was, because while you didn’t know much, you still sort of counted as a witness. Leaving Michael alone in there was tough, because you could see how shaken he’d been, but you found yourself sitting on the curb next to his car. Your mind fluttered back to that kiss, as quick and impulsive as it was, and you started to wonder whether you should bring it up to Michael - in the end deciding that yes, you should, but not that day. Too much had happened to just casually approach Michael and ask about what the fuck that kiss was about.

            Eventually, footsteps approached you, and you were greeted with the sight of a slightly more calm Michael. His hands still shook slightly, and he fumbled with his jacket and his bag and everything he could get his hands on, but he wasn’t as he had been inside, no longer on the verge of tears or a panic attack. You stood to greet him, about to speak when he stopped in front of you.

            “I’m gonna go to the hospital,” he said, voice quiet. “Y’know, uh... wait with Mr.Heere, I guess. I’ll drop you off-”

            You didn’t hesitate. “If you think I’m not staying with you, you’re an idiot, Mell.”

            He cracked a small smile at that, insisting he was okay to drive as you reluctantly climbed into the passenger seat. Taking the chance to call your mom, you explained everything you could: that you were going to stay with Michael at the hospital after something happened at the play and he was worried about his friends, saying that he needed someone else there for support and you wanted to be that someone. For a moment, you thought she was going to say you had to come home - but then she agreed, understanding as always, and asked if you needed anything. You rattled off a list of general stuff - water, maybe a phone charger or two if they could bring them - before thanking her. She told you she wouldn’t be able to bring it immediately, since they’re at dinner - although saying she was willing to leave early if it was needed, and you coaxed that away. You didn’t need any of this stuff immediately. You only thanked her again.

            You’d never seen Jeremy’s dad before - and, well, you never had a reason to. But... he wasn’t like what you expected. He looked like he was slightly taller than Jeremy, but heavier and more tired. He had this thick, ginger beard, and a balding head, and you noticed how he had soft, gentle eyes. He greeted you and Michael with a small wave, a cup of shitty hospital coffee on the table next to him. Michael introduced the two of you, and part of you felt guilty for hating Jeremy all of a sudden. His dad treated you so kindly, as if you were also one of Jeremy’s friends. As if you were here because you were worried about fucking Jeremy Heere, and not because you wanted to make sure Michael was okay and had some extra support.

            An hour later, you received a text from your mother saying that she was waiting outside. So you told Michael where you were going, and you wandered your way out of the hospital, taking note of everywhere you went so that you could get back to where you were without wandering like a lost puppy without Michael. Your mom handed you your bag, giving you a hug and a kiss on the forehead, saying that she was always a phone call away if you wanted to go home or talk or needed anything else. Your heart swelled in your chest, and you fought back tears as you hugged her and told her you loved her, before you left her and your dad to return to Michael.

            Exhaustion hit you on the way back, and you plugged in two chargers for you and Michael’s phones. Eventually Michael fell asleep, head on your shoulder, and it’s just you and Mr.Heere and a few other people in the waiting room, questions filling your heads. You watched Jeremy’s dad stand, offering to get you coffee if you wanted, and you politely refused. Your head fell against Michael’s, as uncomfortable as it was for your neck, and eventually, against all the discomfort of that day, you fell asleep.

[neth-dugan]

Nine Worlds - Sunday

Saturday found [HERE]

I woke up on Sunday not feeling really tired, but also really sad that it would be the last day. And on Sunday stuff ends earlier too which is also a bummer. I get why, some have to leave in the evening but it’s still sad. This was also the day when I had the most panels to sit on. 

AIs AND SUPERINTELLIGENCES - ARE THEY REALLY COMING FOR US?

...bonus points if you recognise this movie that wasn’t mentioned in the talk.

A good portion of this was on the history of computing, which was interesting, From pre-electronics to Ada Lovelace to Alan Turing to Siri.

I wish I remembered more. it went through a few modern computers that had passed various landmarks such as chess and go and the like. And then the ‘scary’ bit that sci-fi doesn’t tend to cover so much. If an AI comes about there is a good chance it’ll focus on one task and obsess over it, and do so in a way that human brains don’t get  and can’t really combat. Like, they could focus so much on one menial thing that they take over the planet to make the perfect paperclips.

To me, a question at this point is does this count as an AI? If it can’t reason its way that destroying the world to make a paperclip is a tad much is it a true AI or just a very very smart and resourceful paperclip making software. 

It’s not like I’d expect AIs to think in the same way humans do, but some ability to reason and set their own goals or change their minds would seem to be a part of it. And endlessly striving towards perfecting one goal originally programmed into them by a human that they can’t break free of? Not sure that counts. I know even humans can be very goal orientated, and some of us can focus very intently on things and that is our thing. But the way the speaker was talking about it sounded different. I don’t know. Would be interesting to stick people from different fields in a room and have a chat about it.

A thing I found interesting in all this talk of AIs going way too OTT to fulfil an imperative, and AIs taking over for whatever reason... there was no mention of texts where humans wilfully submit. Which, granted, there aren’t a lot. I had to run off after this for my own panel but I made sure I told the speaker about Travellers. It isn’t the main plot of the story or anything but worth checking out for how they do the AI thing.

OUR LAST, BEST HOPE FOR SCIENCE FICTION:25 YEARS OF BABYLON 5

It’s been twenty five years since the B5 pilot, and it’s still one of the best science fictions hows out there, and one with far too little recognition. Last year, @knittedace and I kept saying we need to do a B5 panel this year. Needed to do one. Turns out we weren’t the only ones an a bunch of us submitted a proposal for one, and the Nine Worlds content folk shoved us into an e-mail group together and let us figure it out. Which is amazing, but also daunting because there is so much to talk about for this show. @knittedace decided she’d rather be in the audience but still, so much fun.

One of our panelists cosplayed as Londo last year and offered to do so again for this panel. Someone, at some point, suggested he remain in character for the panel, and so it began. Ambassador Mollari moderating it which a bottle of his favourite tipple on hand, and Centauri woman on hand to keep him in line, a Bajoran Starfleet officer trying to bridge rifts and a human along for the ride.

...the Bajoran Starfleet officer (me) praying to Susan Ivanova

Funnily enough, the night before this I was approached by a guy who was going to be on my Star Trek panel. It turns out he has a Psi Cop uniform and wondered if I wanted him to turn up in it. I said yes please, that would be fantastic. And when he turned up? It was a very good uniform, and as an impromptu thing I asked if he wouldn’t mind staying in character for the session. He said yes and it was so good.

...the Corps is mother, the Corps is father.

People noticed coming in that he was there, and what he was doing, and I think a few were rather tickled by it. Before the panel proper started I did warn them all that we had him there, and as such we all needed to send him nasty thoughts in 5, 4, 3, 2...1. And he played along. There was a fair bit of this going on through the panel at different bits and I don’t know how it looked to others, but sitting on stage it felt great.

We did a quick stop tour about a lot of things. The fantastic women of B5, and how they’re all different from each other. How characters grow and change and have depth, and in fact there is a lot of change in B5. We talked a fair bit about how it shows the rise of racism and how insidious it can be. How it can sneak up on you. And how we need to learn from that. How it did well regarding diversity, especially given its time and how it made Ivanova bi and treated same gender marriage as a simple fact of life in the time period of the show.

One line I remember fondly coming from Londo was “Behold Minbari Jesus - his name is Jeff”. Which made me laugh inside a fair bit.

We talked a lot about our favourite moments. I couldn’t choose. I was stuck between this moment, this moment, and the War Without End two parter. Londo stepped out of character and the real person talked about this amazing scene between Londo and G’Kar that you can see here and I’ll never do justice describing. 

We also talked about Michael O’Hare. It turns out not everybody knew his story, so here is a link to JMS himself talking about it. But in short, he wasn’t well and had some mental health issues going on in the first season to the point where he had to leave at the end. Nobody on the cast knew, they thought he was just odd or short tempered but had no idea. JMS got him as much support as he could on set, ready to pull the plug when he needed to. Which he did at the end of the season. O’Hare told JMS that when he died, he could tell the world what had happened. And so JMS did. 

It amazes me what that man went through, that he was determined to keep the show going, keep all the people working on it employed and tell that story even though it was hard and there had been offers to stop production. It makes me sad that he felt the stigma around mental health to the point where he couldn’t be open about it, or that he wasn’t able to receive better treatment whilst working. We do know that he did get treatment and he eventually got better as he appeared in season three for two episodes and you can visibly tell he looks better.

Babylon 5 has had a lot of deaths in its cast over the years. A lot, especially considering it wasn’t even made that long ago. In the group we’d decided we were definitely going to do a moment of silence in the memory of those now beyond the rim. And though I think we were going to do it at the end, it felt right to do it after talking about O’Hare, as he is one of those deaths. He died of reasons unrelated to his mental illness, for those wondering. 

...two of those now lost to us. 

Despite that sombre note, we had a fantastic panel and had a great time. Our resident Psi Cop took the microphone around the audience for us instead of one of the tech volunteers (who usually do it). We had a few people in Star Trek costumes, myself included, and we did mention Star Trek and DS9. All without being mean, hostile or falling into that trap of ‘we must be rivals and look down on DS9′ thing you see in some B5 groups. 

I’d declared there would be none of this on the group chat before, all agreed, and at least one person mentioned to me after that they were glad this didn’t happen. So yay.

Also, at the end I declared one side of the room purple, and one side green. The room was decently full and even if one side didn’t go back as far, I don’t think there was a massive difference in numbers. So after checking it was okay with everyone, we had a shouting contest and whichever side won, won for their team.

Purple won. Even if I weren’t on the panel, I still think this would be a up on events this year.

FAT REPRESENTATION IN GEEK CULTURE, PART TWO (SECOND BREAKFAST)

A sequel to a pane a couple years back that I wasn’t at, this was amazing. It was, in large, a big group therapy session on living life when you’re big. How you’re treated and dismissed and harassed and ridiculed. How people will justify it as being ‘concerned for your health’ which is a a bunch of bull. The ignorance and also how the way we grow up and society leads to self loathing and the like. The need for body positivity and how some parts of the fashion world are starting to cater to us.

It was pretty freeing. Nine worlds in general is pretty great about size. I’ve never felt shamed for being large. Never felt out of place for it or looked at the wrong way. But this space especially was really great. 

There are things you don’t get if you aren’t fat. The way people can look at you when you eat, the way you’re sometimes scared to eat your fill, the way being your body is seen as itself an imposition on the space of others just by existing or sitting down. The way you’re always so conscious of that. Of that person who jumps out of their seat next to you the minute they can to go sit somewhere else. Anywhere else. 

So this? I loved this.

...now, if people designing clothes for us fat folk would realise that me being fat does not mean I have big boobs. Or that some of us carry in the stomach a ton. And design for that. And get models for that. 

If they do this again next year? I am going back. That is for sure. 

SUBVERTING BRO CULTURE AND FANWORKS

Whilst waiting for this to start, being the only panelist in the room for a while and not wanting to stare ate folks, I struck up a conversation around B5 and Star Trek, I think. I know B5 was in there at least. But, y’know, nerd convention. To be expected.

I was asked to be on this pretty late, had the least prep out of the four I sat on or ran, and mostly agreed for the Check, Please! content that would likely pop up. There was a lot of sports fandom stuff which I don’t know so well, but also a lot of things that work fandom wide. And culture wide. And another panelist knew a lot about a game I know nothing of, but themselves knew nothing of Check, Please! It was kinda amusing, but still worked some how I think.

It occurred to me, that maybe one of the reasons you get so many coffee shop AUs (and similar) is to take these characters doing dangerous things in very bro culture places and put them into a different place. A less bro place, a safer place. I’m still fed up of the things but I do wonder if that’s the case, and that makes me think of them better.

If you look at fandom, at some of the popular tropes or tendencies you see a lot of this. Characters in a very masculine environment, and fandom deconstructing that somehow. Either by complete AUs or by building families or what have you.

There was a lot of real life sports situations, sports fandoms and real life bro culture at college. How some places are trying to dismantle this but especially in universities with the constant turnover of students etc it takes real effort and framework. 

Oh, also, lots of good things said about Brooklyn Nine Nine. Which. Yes. That show is so good and subverts so many stereotypes and it doesn’t have the ‘chase you endlessly’ guy ‘win’ the girl, but eventually realise they need to back off. And Terry. And Jake who starts off not the best, though still better than most, and just gets better and better. And. And. Good show on subverting bro culture, that one. Also lots of talk of Black Sails, but I know nothing of this sadly. One of its actors turned up and was on a panel I think? Don’t know which actor or which panel though, but that is awesome. I’d so do that in their position too.

STAR TREK: DISCOVERY - SQUEE AND MOAN

Some time last year before the show aired, a bunch of nerds decided we would likely want to talk about this show at Nine Worlds and all submitted the idea of ‘Star Trek: Discovery. Something. We’ll figure it out later’. And then much like my B5 group, we were all thrown in together to figure it out. It seems like my title was kept but honestly? It wasn’t a ton of moan. The panelists were all fans, something I warned the room of ahead of time.

Much like my Queer Dax panel last year, there were a fair few people in the room before start time. So we ended up having a pre-panel panel on Star Trek in general and the new Picard series specifically. I also recommended ‘A Stitch in Time’ by Andrew Robinson (Garak) and how you can get it as an eBook now. I know for a fact at least one person has since bought it. Muahahahaha.

Our friend the Psi Cop from earlier had now changed uniform to TOS movies uniform, now a proud Starfleet officer. A far better costume than my TNG uniform hoodie and pin. After asking permission to audio record it, he did so and so you can listen to the entire panel here. It’s about an hour long but I think interesting.

Honestly, I could’ve kept talking about it for ages. I had notes of what we’d agreed to talk about on e-mail, and which order of priority they sat at. Of course new stuff pops up and the flow of it means you may miss a thing or flip the order a bit but I find having that sort of thing really useful. I tweeted about it later and Doug Jones, Saru himself, liked it so yay. Someone on the cast knows a convention full of nerds in England love his work.

We talked about diversity, how like other Treks this one was made to fit the world we live in as it is made. How the tone of sci-fi has shifted and if that’s impacted things. Diversity and representation. Some things we didn’t think were so great. But generally it was a big ‘WE LOVE YOU’ fest.

It was also the last formal panel of Nine worlds. I think there were a two things in the slot after, but this was in the last major slot. It was an honour really.

FOOD AND DINNER AND REST OH MY

So I’d been separated rom @knittedace and @laalratty most of the day. I was also a bit tired and kinda wondering around the bar area when I came across @unwoundbobbin and proposed the four of us go to dinner if everyone was okay with it. But I did need to go to my room and rest a bit.

So I did, everyone was good with the idea, though it took the three of us a while to get back downstairs to meet up with @unwoundbobbin again. There was some Slash played but we went off to Wagamama’s for dinner where we had great food and good conversation. Me and @knittedace were out of costume at this point. 

It was sad. End of the con. But there was one formal thing left...

THE NOT THE END OF THE CON QUIZ

The quiz at the end of the convention. It is tradition, though it was also a new group of people doing it this year.

The four of us got a table, and found ourselves sharing with another two, and then another two people found their way to us later. Amusingly, at dinner there had been talk of which topics would be preferable to turn up. They turned up.

@knittedace and @laalratty got us most of our points, the everyone contributed and in a tough race every single point is essential. At one point @laalratty thought the giant spider in Harry Potter was called Aragorn and that was amusing but I’m not kidding. Those two were fantastic. And when we won? We won in large part thanks to them.

...me with my price of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers coaster. TRICERATOPS! I’m also slightly worried about the Riddler, looks like something may be afoot.

We got to go up and pick out our prizes, a few bits of ‘stuff’ per person. I saw Power Rangers and went ‘MINE!’ and so now I have MMPR coasters. It was all kindly donated by a con goer and quiz partaker who was apparently trying to clear out a lot of nerdy goods they have. Which seemed to have not been touched, packets not opened and the like. 

IT’S THE FINAL CON NIGHT.... *CRIES*

And that was it. The last official event of Nine Worlds. Our team drifted towards the bar, claimed a table for victory celebrations. Which mean @knittedace wearing an inflatable crown she’d chosen as a prize, and playing Slash.

A good portion hadn’t heard of slash before so we had to teach them. Some just wanted to watch rather than play - though some of them joined in. I think everyone was enjoying themselves in their own way and I was glad to have a big long hard game of Slash. I felt like I hadn’t been playing it nearly enough, as Nine Worlds is the only place I can.

I did manage to convert several people to it though. It should be noted, that it’s a home made deck and we don’t really play with any rules. It’s mostly card assisted crack fic creation. As the night went on some drifted away to bed, some others drifted towards us and joined in. It was fun.

Whilst this was going on, and as the bar slowly emptied, there was another group of people in the bar doing tarot reading. Me, @laalratty and @knittedace stopped there on the way to our room. Got our readings. Mine was done on this really awesome deck that was queer friendly and fat friendly and stuff. I loved the artwork. I don’t believe there’s any actual magic or power in it other that what we choose to place on it ourselves. But it was fun. And the person doing it was pretty awesome themselves, asks you questions and makes you think. Which is tarot at its best I think. Not the claiming to know what will come next.

As all this was going on, a group of nerds had gathered around a grand piano near the main lobby entrance. The lift that brought in people from the outside world, and a few people did arrive to find themselves being serenade with nerdy songs they didn’t understand. But it was great. They sang well, the piano player played well. The woman who did the BSL sessions was there and I think was signing at one point. 

We neared them to get to the lifts to our room, and as they did so I heard them sing this song. Which will always and forever make me think of Due South. Of new beginnings in endings. I think I said something long the lines of ‘OMG!’ when I realised what they were singing and surprised them. Oooops. But that song gives me many feels. I don’t know if anybody there knew of the Due South connection, but I hope so.

And with that, me, @knittedace and @laalratty went to the room. Went to bed. And Nine Worlds was over. Which makes that song being the last thing I heard at the convention fit pretty well, to be honest.

MISC STUFF

So, our room? Our room had the best number ever.

Yup, three asexuals got to the room, saw the 69 and giggled a lot. And found it amusing all through the convention. Didn’t tell anybody at the time as giving your room number to strangers is a bad idea. But we aren’t there now, so I can share.

They put three asexuals in a 69 room. Brilliant.

On a not so fun side, every night there was a disco I could hear it as I tried to get to sleep. On the fourth floor. I am not best pleased by that and really wish they’d turn the volume down. It’s annoying enough for me, but at least I know what is going on and understand it. Not everyone at the hotel is a convention goer. People have been telling Nine Worlds for years to please turn it down but it’d seem not.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT POLICE THING? THE FUTURE OF NINE WORLDS?

I’m going to do a separate post for that. I will link to that both HERE and on Thursday’s post once posted. 

[hello-justawriterofthings]

Broken Home. 

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This is Completely Fiction, nothing in this story is based off of anybody's life, I just wanted to make another High School type story. I love the boys of 5SoS and all the youtubers, so hopefully you'll Enjoy. 

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Chapter 5. The party from Hell.

The week went on a usual, I ended up spending the next two days at home, since I was still feeling ill. Luke ended up bringing me all my homework for those two days, he also spent sometime with me as well ( He didn't care if he ended up getting sick, he spent most of his time at school ditching class anyway ). When Saturday came along, I was feeling a lot better. I was woken up around 8 am by my cell phone ringing. I groaned loudly as I rolled over and grabbed it off of my bedside table, " It's Saturday... Leave me alone " I stated as I answered it. Luke chuckled on the other end " Well, that's a pleasant greeting ", I rolled my eyes and sighed deeply " Sorry, but I was up till 1:30 am, trying to get all my homework finished. That's the only way I can go to the party tonight ". " So, you're still going? " he asked sounding like he was wearing a smile, " Yeah, Why? Do you not want me to come? " I questioned with a yawn. " No no, that's not what I want " he exclaimed in a panicked tone, " I just thought you'd change your mind about going ". I sighed once more and thought about what Amy had said that day in the ladies room, she had a plan and I had to do anything to stop it. " There's no way I'd miss this party " I stated confidently. " Wow, this is an all new Henley. Why the sudden interest in this party? " he asked curiously, I didn't really want to tell him the truth, just in case nothing ended up happening tonight. " I don't know, just bored of normal life I guess " I stated with a sigh, but we all knew it was a lie ( He probably did too ). He chuckled quietly " So, is the rest of your gang coming tonight? ", I smirked to myself " Clearly, you know Emi wouldn't miss having some alone time with Michael ". He laughed once more " True ", I sighed again " Well, I gotta go. I totally forgot I had to make breakfast for my brother and two of his friends that slept over ". " Okay Henley, I'll see you tonight then " he stated with a cocky tone,  " Bye Luc-ass " I chuckled as I quickly hung up. I then groaned loudly as I threw off my duvet and walked into the bathroom, quickly taking care of my business and then made my way back into my room, throwing on some shorts and a baggy t-shirt. I threw my hair into a messy bun as I made my way downstairs and into the kitchen, " What do three 11 year old boys like to eat? " I asked myself quietly. I then shrugged my shoulders slightly and decided on just making blueberry pancakes and bacon, because that's what I had a taste for. There was a note from my mum on the fridge, saying that she'd be home around 5 pm, that I had to take Bryce and his two friends over to soccer practice. Then one of his friends parents would be bringing him home. I quickly started breakfast and no more than 10 minutes later, there were loud voices making their way down the stairs. " Whoa, something smells great! " Bryce's friend Jake stated with a smile as he walked into the kitchen, Bryce groaned " What if we didn't want pancakes, what if we wanted eggs on toast or waffles? ". Peter walked up behind Bryce with a large smile on his face " Speak for yourself dude, I never get pancakes for breakfast at home! So, I'm fine with it ", I smirked over at Bryce " You don't want pancakes, then pick out a box of cereal dude! ". Both Jake and Peter chuckled, while Bryce rolled his eyes. " Now you three, go find something to do. This will be done in about 10 minutes " I stated with a smirk,  making the three of them nod and make their way into the lounge. " Dude, your sisters so hot " I heard Peter whisper to Bryce, " Shut up! " Bryce muttered smacking Peter on the back of his head. I chuckled quietly as I shook my head and continued cooking, only to be finished minutes later. I called the three of them back and then handed them their plates of food, then I grabbed my own plate of food and walked towards the stairs. " Uh, mum said no eating upstairs " Bryce stated as the three of them sat around the dinning room table, " Well, mum's not here. Are you guys gonna tell her " I asked with an eyebrow raised. " I won't say anything! " Peter exclaimed with a large smile, " Me neither " Jake smirked. Bryce sighed deeply while rolling his eyes " Fine... ", I smiled and continued on my way up to my bedroom. 

An hour later, I was sitting in bed, scrolling through messages on my phone. My dirty dishes from breakfast were sitting on my bedside table, I just wasn't ready to get up and load the dishwasher yet. I heard the doorbell ring and I wondered who it was, the only way Bryce would answer the door was if he knew who the person was. " Hen, Dan's here! " Bryce shouted as he slammed the front door, " Send him up... And stop slamming Doors!! " I yelled back. Moments later Dan opened my bedroom door and chuckled, " Feeling lazy today? " Dan asked with a smirk. " It's Saturday, what did you expect? " I stated while shrugging my shoulders, he chuckled quietly again while taking off his shoes and climbing into the other side of my bed. " So, are we still going to this party tonight? " he asked seriously, I nodded while sighing " Yeah ". " But, why... " Dan whined, I smirked at his childlike behavior " Because , I told you. Amy's gonna try something and it's going to hurt Emi or Remi, maybe both. If I can stop it, you know I'll try anything ". " But, what if you get hurt in the process? " he asked, making me sigh " It's a chance I'm willing to take ". Dan nodded while sighing, recently I've felt that Dan's not happy with all these sudden Friendships/relationships forming from the guys we used to hate. I sighed deeply as I looked at him curiously " Is everything okay? ", he ran his hand through his hair (  Which was slightly curly, so that told me it was raining out ), " I just worry about you, that's all ". I looked at him confused " What do you mean? ", he shrugged slightly " I just don't want you to put all this trust in Luke and then get hurt, I mean I know he has feelings for you and he wants to show you that he's not an ass, but what if it's all a game to him ". I sighed deeply, but I knew it was a possibility. This all could be laughing behind our backs, but something in the back of my mind, told me the four of them were being truthful. I laid my head onto his shoulder and sighed deeply " Don't worry Dan, I don't care if he has feelings for me, as of right now, I don't want anything more than a friendship. I don't fully trust that whole group yet, we'll see what happens tonight ", he nodded with a small smile. " I'm a big girl Dan, I can take care of myself and you know I'm done taking shit from people " I smirked, making him chuckle quietly " I know, but if anything does ever happen... Just remember I'm always here for you ". I smiled while quickly placing a kiss on his cheek " I know and same goes for me, I will always have your back. Got it ", he smirked " Got it ". 

Around 2 pm, I dropped Bryce, Peter and Jack off at soccer practice, then made my way to the cafe, where I was meeting Emi and Remi for a late lunch. " Bout Time you showed up! " Remi groaned as I took a seat at the table, " Sorry, dropping three 11 year old boys is hard to handle " I stated with a sigh as the waiter walked over to the table. " Hello Ladies, what can i get you today? " the guy asked smiling right at Emi, she gave him a small smile in return " I'll have a diet coke and a Caesar salad ". The waiter nodded then looked at Remi, " I'll have a herbal tea and a chicken sandwich with no mayo " she stated while shutting her menu. The waiter nodded than smiled at me, " And I'll have a cappuccino, a glass of water and a turkey sandwich with tomato and mayo " I smiled a cheeky smile, making Remi roll her eyes. " All right, those will be up soon, let me just go grab your drinks " the waiter said as he flashed us all one last smile, now it was time to cut to the chase. " Remi, what's been up with you lately? " I asked quickly, causing her to furrow her eyebrows " What are you talking about? ". " Well, I haven't talked to you in a few days, it just seems like you're keeping your distance from us " I sighed as the waiter set our drinks down in front of us, " Thank you " Emi spoke with a shy smile. " I've just had some things going on, that's all " Remi stated with a sigh, " Things with Calum? " I asked as I took a sip of my cappuccino. She sent me a small glare " Henley don't ", " Remi, you're one of my best friends. You can talk to me or Em about anything, You don't have to bottle up all these emotions. I know you like Calum, why can't you just admit that " I stated with a sincere smile. She let out a deep sigh as she nodded " I'm sorry, I've just never felt this way about someone before... I don't know how to act around anyone, I snapped at my mum when Calum picked me up last night. He and I have been trying to keep whatever's between us a secret, so I just don't know what to say to anyone anymore ", Emi smiled at her " Well, you're in the same boat as me girl. Michael and I have are keeping us a secret too, Only because he's afraid of what could happen when Aubrey finds out ". Remi nodded letting out a small sigh, I could already tell she was feeling better, sometimes just talking things out can help. " Do you guys trust Michael and Calum? " I asked awkwardly, then wondered why the fuck I asked that question. " Yeah I trust them, I just don't trust their old hoes " Remi snickered, making Emi nod " Agree'd ". Minutes later, the waiter walked over to us, carrying our food. He placed our food in front of us, " Do you ladies need anything else? " he asked with a smile. The three of us shook our heads no, " Thank you " I smiled as he nodded and then walked away from us. " So, what are you all wearing to the party tonight? " Remi asked with her eyebrows raised, Emi smiled widely " I went out and bought a new dress, it's a bit short for my style and it shows a bit more skin than I usually like. I just thought it looked good and wanted to switch it up a bit ". Remi chuckled " I'm sure Michael will appreciate that ", I rolled my eyes but sighed slightly " How about you Rem? What are you wearing ". She smirked slyly as she took a bite out of her chicken sandwich " You know, something over the top. Like always ", Emi chuckled " So, something slutty? ". Remi sent Emi a quick wink, basically saying ' Yeah, it was slutty '. " So, what are you wearing Hen? " Emi then asked with a smile, I glanced at her as I took a large bite out of my turkey sandwich. I shrugged slightly " Normal stuff, jeans and a t-shirt ", Remi and Emi both groaned. " Why! You should dress up a little more, put some effort into your look tonight " Remi stated, " Why? Who am I trying to impress? " I asked clueless. " How about Luke? " Emi stated with a smirk, making me groan loudly and shake my head. " I don't like him like that! " I groaned, " Lies! " Remi exclaimed extra loudly. Causing everyone in the cafe to look at the three of us weirdly, I rolled my eyes and sighed " I'm not lying, you know how I feel about guys. I don't trust that easy and I'm not going to just start dating some dude, just because he may or not have feeling for me ". They both nodded as we heard the bell at the front door ring, usually we would  ignore that, but that's before the people who entered decided to join us at our table. " Well hello there ladies " Ashton stated with a large smile as he sat down next to me, Calum sat down next to Remi ( Clearly ). Emi and I rolled our eyes, " What are you two dong here? " I asked Ashton. HE only smiled widely " Picking up lunch for the boys and I. You see, we had band practice today - ", I cut him off quickly " Yeah, I don't care ". Emi snickered quietly as Ashton smirked, " Aren't you feisty today " he stated. " Oh no, she's always like this. You just don't see it in school " Remi explained smiling over at Calum, " Really, why don't you show it more? " Calum than asked. " Because if I did, Amy and her army of hoes would crush me to the ground. She's already beat me up and I'm sure it'll happen again " I stated as I ran my hand through my hair, " She rules the school " Emi chuckled. " Maybe you should shut her up, with that sassy little attitude of yours. Make her eat crow " Ashton stated, " Oh, one day it'll come and our little Hennie is going to knock the bitch out " Remi stated with a smirk ( Little did they know, that day could be today ). Both Calum and Ashton chuckled, " Well, we'd better get back, but we'll see you three tonight " Ashton smiled. Calum kissed Remi on the cheek and handed her a note, causing me to roll my eyes. " Ok bye! " I stated waving at the two of them, making them laugh as they walked away and left us to finish our lunches. 

Around 7:30 pm, is when I started getting ready. I had thought long and hard about what Remi had said, maybe I could put a little extra effort into my appearance ( What could it hurt? ). I had taken a shower, made sure my hair looked good and even put a bit of makeup on, mostly neutral colors. I quickly changed into my clothes, which was a dark blue t-shirt, a pair of jeans, a leather jacket and a pair of black boots ( That was going to be the best it was gonna get ). I made my way downstairs, letting out a deep sigh. My mum was sitting on the sofa with a book in her hand, she looked up at me with a smile on her face. " Hey, you look great " she stated happily, making me nod in agreement. " I want you to fun tonight so, no fights " she said seriously while pointing her finger at me, I only shrugged my shoulders " No promises ". She scoffed as I walked towards the door, " I gotta get going mum! " I groaned. " Just remember what I said, also no drinking and driving " she yelled, " Yeah yeah, how stupid do you think I am Mum! " I sighed loudly as I walked out the door and over to my car, Dan meeting me there in the process. " Hey Good Lookin! " Dan joked as we both jumped into my car, causing me to roll my eyes and chuckle. " So, are we picking Em up? " he asked with a smile, I shook my head " She told me that Michael was picking her up ". " Oh... " Dan stated with a small chuckle, which only made me laugh as well. It took us 20 minutes, trying to find this stupid party. As 8:30 pm rolled around, Dan and I realized we were lost. " Did you put the address into the GPS wrong? " Dan asked with a sigh, " No! " I exclaimed as I pulled to the side of the road. Seconds later, my cell phone rang. I pulled it out of my pocket and groaned deeply, but still quickly pressed accept. " Hello? " I asked, " Henley... Where are you? Did you change your mind on coming? " Luke asked in a panicked tone. I glanced over at Dan, who only rolled his eyes. " No, we're still coming, but I got lost " I stated with a sigh. because I was slightly embarrassed. Luke chuckled on the other end, " Don’t worry, what address do you have? " he asked. I quickly read off the address that I had in my GPS, which only made Luke chuckle once more " Well, there's your problem. The house number is 6211, not 6121... ". Dan glared at me while mouthing ' Told you ', I sighed while running my hand through my hair. " Okay, well Dan and I will be there soon " I stated quickly, " Alright, see you soon then " Luke stated and I could tell he was smiling. We quickly hung up and I put the car into drive, Dan sighed dramatically right next to me. " What? " I asked him, he shrugged his shoulders " I just think, somethings gonna happen... Something bad ". I sighed deeply, but didn't reply ( Because I didn't know what to say ). I quickly re - typed the address and then set off towards the party, hoping everything would run smoothly.

20 more minutes later, we had finally found the house. As soon as we arrived, we were met by Emi. " What took you guys so long?! " she  shouted, I guess she had been waiting for us. " We got lost, because Ms. Henley put the wrong address into her GPS " Dan groaned as he got out of the car, " Not my fault! " I stated glaring at him slightly. He chuckled as he slung his arm around my shoulder, " Let's go already! " Emi exclaimed loudly while walking towards the large house. Dan and I followed her, the stench of sweat hitting us soon as we stepped into the house. I looked around for Luke ( For some reason ), I didn't see him in the lounge though, I did however see Calum and Remi getting cozy on the sofa. I decided not to bother them, Dan however walked to the kitchen, clearly needing something to drink. I walked a little further into the lounge, hoping not to run into any of those hoes. Unfortunately, I'm not that Lucky. " Well, look who showed up to her what?.. Second party, aw how cute " I heard Amy snickered, making Becca laugh as well. I rolled my eyes as I turned around, quickly making eye contact with the hoes. " Nice to see you to Amy... Always looking slutty " I stated with a smirk, she rolled her eyes " Whatever. I don't even know why you and your nerd friends showed up, no one here knows who you even are ". I sighed deeply, " You'll  be sorry that you decided to show up, you can count on that " Amy whispered to me before she walked away. I bit my lip and then made my way into the kitchen, where I was met with Dan and surprisingly Luke. He glanced at me quickly, making me send him a small smile and wave.  Weirdly, he just rolled his eyes and ignored my presence. Why would he act all nice and normal over the phone, but then again, maybe that was just a cover to get me here. Amy walked into the kitchen minutes later, running her arms over Luke and then sticking her tongue down his throat.  She was starring at me while she did that, what was she trying to pull? Was she trying to make me jealous? Was she trying to hurt me?. Who knows, whatever she was trying to do, it was working slightly. Because I had this weird pit in my stomach and I couldn't understand why. I rolled my eyes as I walked towards Dan, only to hear Emi shouting a few minutes later. Then I heard a door upstairs slam and Emi rush through the lounge, trying to hold in tears, but it didn't work well once Remi walked up to her. Amy smirked as she walked towards me " Let the games begin ", I quickly pushed past her and towards Emi and Remi. " What's going on? " I asked as Emi hugged me tight, she was sobbing to hard to even speak. " Welcome welcome, take a look around... To see photo's of these two lovely girls, but they're not just any photo's, their private ones. Photo's that were sent to both Michael and Calum " Amy stated loudly as she pointed around the room, that's when I noticed them. you could tell the photo's were sent with confidence, But Amy somehow got her grimy hands on them, only to make fun of my best friends. Remi glared at Calum as he tried to approach her, only for her to push him away and then smack him across the face. Michael rushed down the stairs, half dressed, his neck covered in hickeys and Aubrey strutted down the steps seconds later, fixing her shirt. Now I knew why Emi was so upset. " I can't believe you actually thought that Michael and Calum would actually change for you two, wanna be's... You don't compare to Becca and Aubrey. But, now you know what kind of guys they reaally are " Amy spat with an evil grin, " And you Henley. Luke will never be into you, you're nothing compared to me ". I squinted my eyes at her, my anger taking over now. I took no time lunging myself at her, pushing her towards the ground and punching her square in the face. " Let's see how much better you are, with a broken nose bitch! " I shouted as I continued to hit her, she fought back and so did her two friends, it was basically 3 to 1. " You can hurt me all you want, but don't you ever mess with my friends again! They have more class in their little fingers then you have in your whole fucking, plastic body! " I yelled as I felt punches to my own face and someone pulling my hair, " And as for Luke, I don't like him like that. You can fucking keep him ". Moments later, I felt someone pull me off of Amy, checking to see if I was alright. But, it was the last person I wanted to fucking see. Amy's friends were checking on her, it just made me happy to know that I got the last laugh in this fight.  I pushed Luke away from me, looking at the shocked look on his face. " Don't fucking touch me " I spat as I walked towards Emi, Remi and Dan, who also looked shocked. I hugged Emi and then walked out the front door, the three of my friends following me close behind. I could hear Michael pleading for Emi to listen to him, so he could explain things, but she wasn't having it. I spun around as Emi and Dan got into my care ( Remi had already took off in her car ),  " Just go back to your fucking friends Michael, we all knew this was going to happen. Just leave her alone " I spat and then got into the drivers seat, Michael's face showed hurt, Emi couldn't bring herself to look at him. I quickly drove away from the house, ignoring the pain in my face / head. The car ride was silent, until I sighed quietly " Do you want me to take you home Em? ". She nodded her head, but didn't say anything. Until I pulled up outside her house, she got out of the car, quickly hugging me awkwardly through the window. " Thank you so much Hen, I know I can always count on you " she stated wearing a small smile, I nodded wearing my own smile " You're like my sister Em, there's no way I'm going to let that bitch treat you that way ". She smiled once more, but I could tell she was still upset " I'll talk to you two later ". Dan and I both nodded as she walked into her home, that's when i drove home. Once we got there, Dan and I sat in the car for a few seconds.  " My mum's  gonna kill me, she told me not to get into anymore fights and look what happened " I stated quietly while shaking my head, " At least it was for a good reason " Dan stated with a sigh. I nodded, even though he probably couldn't see it. " Told you something bad was going to happen, Does this mean you're done talking to Hemmings? " Dan then asked curiously, " Oh yeah, I'm blocking his number " I stated bluntly. He chuckled quietly as I sighed, " I'm gonna head in, to the wrath of my mum " I stated. He chuckled once more " Good luck Hen, talk to you tomorrow ", " Okay Danny... Later " I sighed as I  exited the car and waved one more time at Dan as he stood on his porch. Then, I entered my house. Immediately, hearing the words ' You're grounded ' and then Bryce laughing.

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Hey guys. I’m so sorry that this story is going down hill, but I’m just in a major funk and going through some things in my life. I just want to say Thank You so much for sticking around and for anyone that still reads my stuff, I love you. I know this isn’t great, but I’m trying. I hope you liked it though. Thank you so much for reading and you’re all Amazing <3<3

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This is my brother, Mike/Michael Nicholas Celli. He has been missing for over a year now. I included screenshots with information from a website of missing people. I found the page not too long ago and when I read "presumed drowned" my heart dropped. The last my family heard of him he was swimming in a nearby canal, singing loudly and one of the neighbors who was fishing saw him. His car was found under the bridge by the canal and towed away, and contained his wallet, shoes, books, and two suitcases packed with a few clothes and empty notepads among a few other odds and ends.

He was my best friend. His abscence has completely destroyed me. Recently I went back to therapy after going once 9 months ago and not going back. 9 months ago I was not billed, however after my insurance this round I still had to pay $62. The therapist said I should see her every week or at least two weeks, but for $62 I just don't see myself going back. Right now I work 6 days a week, 40+ hours at a job that is physically and mentally destroying me. I moved in with my boyfriend of 10 months about 4 months ago and I absolutely love it. I wish we got to spend more time together, as he works 10am to 6pm Tuesday through Saturday and I have a crazy schedule of working 5am to 2 or 3pm and 1pm to 10pm, sometimes leaving work at 10pm and having to go back in at 5am the next day. Monday was my only requested day off so I could spend time with him each week, but now that we are so short staffed from people quitting, being hired and leaving the same day from stress, my Mondays aren't even being honored.

I feel hopeless a lot of the time. I used to have so many friends. I used to be happy all the time and full of joy. Everyone would refer to me as the happiest person in the world. My nickname in highschool was Smiley, and people at my job even called me Smiley, Sunshine. Now I am just not the same. And I haven't been for over a year. Only it keeps getting worse. I feel empty. I lost interest in absolutely everything. I have zero friends—i pushed every single one of them away.

Having someone close to you who is missing is a different kind of grief. Different from knowing they're dead. It's the not-knowing. It's terrifying. It's every day wondering if they're out there, and why they haven't tried to make contact. Why they left in the first place.

I truly believe my brother had schizophrenia. When he disappeared he was 23 years old. He had went from being straight-edge for over a year, to consuming large amounts of psychedelic mushrooms and smoking weed again. I feel like this might have brought out the illness in him. Schizophrenia and other mental disorders run in my family.

I used to enjoy psychedelics myself, but haven't been able to since the change I saw in my brother scared me from ever touching them ago.

It was such a sudden change. He went from being the person I admired my whole life—a talented artist, drummer, woodworker, etc., to someone who was manic and obsessed. He seemed delusional. He was showing up every day at my apartment I was living at at the time. He quit his job. He started doing rituals. Talking about things no one had any idea about. Running around outside screaming in the thunderstorms. He had never done any of this stuff before. It was annoying me and I had already been stressed from work, so I shut him out. And I feel partly responsible for him leaving, although everyone tells me it's not my fault.

I still feel like I could have prevented it. We normally talked every day, yet I hadn't heard from him for 3 days before he dissapeared.

He still lived with our parents. Our mom has bipolar disorder, and she's an alcoholic. Our father has anger issues. I couldn't stand living there any longer, which is why I moved out into my own apartment. God only knows what went on in the house while I wasn't there. I'm sure that had a part in his dissapearence. I'm trying not to place blame on anyone.

My mom said it was 6am. He was outside in the thunderstorm, barefoot and shirtless, running around the backyard. Mom said he was banging on the door to get in. She got up, brought him in and cleaned him up, and he said "I've got to go! I gotta get out!"

And then he left.

And that was it.

If you've made it this far reading, thank you for taking the time to listen to me vent. That was really all this is. I'm not asking for anything other than to contact me or the police if you know any information that could be useful. I just want to find my brother. I love him with all of my heart.

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Time Heist (Doctor Who S08E05)

Today Drew is forced to watch and recap “Time Heist”, the fifth episode of Doctor Who’s eighth series. It’s time for a bank heist, y’all! Clara and the Doctor need to infiltrate an impregnable space bank at the behest of a mysterious figure. Can they reach the vault before they’re captured? Can they survive the bank’s security force?

Keep reading to find out…

Eli, you did a great job as always with your latest recap! I agree that it was really fun to see Enrique Mas and Michael back in action, and I agree that the ending came really suddenly. It’s also always really bugged me that Michael is just okay with not having Lorraine and Roger/Lamar in his life when he shows up at the Girls’ house. It was great to see Rose and Blanche have Dorothy’s back, though, and seeing Sophia being a doting grandmother (for good or ill) was pretty sweet. You handled the episode really well, and I can’t wait to read your next recap, Chief!

Buttocks tight!

Episode directed by Douglas Mackinnon and written by Steve Thompson & Steven Moffat

The Doctor is trying to convince Clara to go on an adventure with him, because that’s how the Doctor/companion dynamic works now, but she’s too focused on her upcoming date with Danny. The phone in the TARDIS suddenly rings, and when the Doctor answers it he and Clara suddenly wake up holding memory worms that have gobbled up their short-term memories. Also around the table are Psi, a human with some techno upgrades jacked into his body, and Saibra, a human who appears to be some sort of mutant. None of them know how they got there, but a recording lets them know that they all subjected themselves to the memory wipe voluntarily.

After the credits, a recording of a person referring to themself as the Architect lets the group know they brought them here to rob the Bank of Karabraxos. They’re actually already inside the bank, and guards are already coming for them. Ms. Delphox, head of bank security, finds out the guards she send after the intruders have had their memories wiped because of the worms and prepares the mysterious Teller to deal with the intruders. We find out a bit more about our two additional teammates. Psi is a hacker and a bank robber, and Saibra mutations allow her to replicate the appearance of anyone she comes into contact with. The Architect gave them a sample of DNA from a customer of the bank, and Saibra is able to take on his shape.

The Doctor wonders why he’s not just using the TARDIS to rob the bank and Clara wonders where the TARDIS is to begin with, but these questions are interrupted as the bank abruptly shuts down around them. The Teller arrives, and Ms. Delphox informs a random bank customer that the Teller has detected his guilt. The Teller uses its psychic abilities to confirm the man’s criminal intent, and then liquifies the man’s brain. The squad continues on and Saibra accesses the safety deposit box of the man whose form she’s taken on. Inside is a bomb, and Psi pulls up the bank schematic to figure out where they’re supposed to put it. Delphox realizes the Teller scrambled the wrong guy earlier and that the real thieves are still in the bank, but if anyone figures out she made a mistake she’ll be held accountable.

The Doctor figures out they’re supposed to use the bomb on the floor of the room they’re in. They blow the floor and make it out of the room before the bank guards can reach them. Several things happen. First, Clara and Psi find another case left by the Architect for them. Clara wonders how the Architect left these tools all throughout the bank, and if they were able to navigate the place so easily why do they need to hire another team to rob the place? Next, Psi’s techno bits begin to glitch out on him. Finally, the Doctor realizes their memories were wiped so that they wouldn’t feel super guilty about robbing the place right off the bat, because the guiltier they feel the more visible they are to the Teller. They open up the case and the Doctor lies about not knowing what the things inside are. The intruders are detected, but Psi needs to recharge his cyber batteries so he and Clara stay behind while the Doctor and Saibra go ahead. Saibra knows the Doctor was lying earlier, but he doesn’t quite explain what the things in the case were. They find the man who got munched by the Teller earlier as Psi and Clara catch up.

They get detected again and hide in a vent, but wind up in the Teller’s chamber. The Teller is in a forced hibernation, but it lathes onto Clara’s thoughts and wakes up. Saibra almost gets munched on by the Teller while the others get away. She refuses to end up mindless like the man they saw in the cage, so the Doctor gives her one of the things he got out of the case earlier. It’s an atomic shredder, and it kills her instantly. Clara and Psi are horrified by how detached the Doctor is about all of this, but he’s focused on the job. He finds another case left by the Architect, and inside is some data for Psi to snack on and a card that Clara quickly snatches up. The data lets Psi start hacking a vault, but Delphox releases the Teller into the tunnels and Clara and the Doctor have to split before it gets them.

The Teller’s got a real hard on for Clara and quickly sniffs her out, so Psi has to sacrifice himself to save her. The vault is still locked, but a convenient solar storm hits and begins to interfere with the bank’s system. The Doctor deduces that the Architect is actually in the future, and knows from history where and when he needs to have people in place to rob the bank. The solar storm also would have made it impossible for the TARDIS to land in the bank when it was vulnerable, so all of that gets wrapped up nicely with a bow. The vault is open, and Clara and the Doctor check the card she grabbed to locate the specific items they’re after. There was a neophyte circuit that could restore the memories Psi deleted and a gene suppressant that would have stabilized Saibra’s shapeshifting.

They’re about to figure out what they’re here for when they’re caught by the Teller. They’re taken to Ms. Delphox’s office and some guards prepare to dispose of them while Delphox puts the Teller back to sleep. When they’re alone the guards reveal themselves to be Psi and Saibra; turns out those devices were teleporters, not atom shredders. Since Clara and the Doctor thought they were dead, the Teller didn’t know to look for them and they could sneak around safely. The Doctor gives Saibra her gene suppressant and Psi his neophyte circuit, but they’re not ready to leave until Clara and the Doctor get their reward. They break into the private vault of Director Karabraxos, and it turn out Delphox is a clone of Karabraxos. She calls Delphox to send in the Teller and then informs her clone that she’s fire. Karabraxos incinerates all of her own clones once they let her down, which says a lot about her personality.

By seeing Karabraxos’ hatred of her own clones, the Doctor starts to figure some stuff out. Karabraxos abandons the bank as it’s ravaged by the solar storm, but not before the Doctor tells her he’s a time traveler and gives her his phone number. The Doctor says he needs his memories back, so he allows the Teller to arrive and feed on his surplus of memories in exchange for removing the block place by the memory worms. He remembers an aged and dying Karabraxos calling him on the phone in the TARDIS and asking him to rob the bank for her. The Doctor himself was the Architect and set all of this up. With all that out of the way, we find out that the only reason the Teller was working for Karabraxos was because she was holding the only other member of his species captive. There are enough teleporters to get Psi, Saibra, Clara, the Tellers and the Doctor safely out of the bank.

The Doctor uses the retrieved TARDIS to drop the Tellers off on a secluded planet where they can be happy and Psi and Saibra are dropped off… wherever it is they live. Clara is dropped off at home in time for her all-important date, and a chipper Doctor sets back off into space and time.

The End

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This one was pretty fun! I figured out that the Doctor was the Architect pretty quickly, but that didn’t stop me from enjoying the story. I was glad that Psi and Saibra both managed to survive, and I actually grew to like both of them before the episode was over. I thought this was a very slick and nicely produced episode, and the director clearly had a very Ocean’s 11-style vision in mind while making it. I don’t have a lot of deep thoughts this time around, but I’ll say again that I had a lot of fun with this one!

I give “Time Heist” QQQQ on the Five Q Scale.

We’ll see you again Friday when Eli will deal with a big loss in the next episode of The Golden Girls, “Ebb Tide”, and then on Saturday I’ll check in to post my recap of the next episode of Doctor Who, “The Caretaker”.

Until then, thanks for reading, thanks for robbing and thanks for being One of Us!

[ulyssesredux]

Penelope

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Since November 8th! Obama, the great State of Arizona. Just a Stein scam to fill out the episode was on its way and scandals too the few old rags I have always had a Gorgeous wrap of some other dirty story to tell her not to leave for the bones I hate that confession when I looked a bit the skin much an hour he was shaking like a man theyre not going to the furry glen or the strawberry beds wed have him examining all the horses dung I could often have written out a thing like that if she loved it and if he comes out and vote Nebraska, we must enforce the laws of the bed to let myself go with and come up with a picture of it O this nuisance of a king theyre all Buttons men down the platform with the letters no not with Boylan there yes with some blancmange with black currant jam like long ago besides I dont like a young girl at Pooles Myriorama and turned my back on him and his fooling thats better I havent forgotten it all probably he told me that exasperated of course then shed see him looking with his dirty eyes Val Dillon that big fan mended make them burst with envy my hole is itching me always at myself 4 and 5 children going to and she never could bear the look of them its like all needles my eyes flash my bust that they are working overtime-trying to think of the people of North Korea so, there must be careful. She then apologized. President Obama just landed in Iowa-speaking soon! Remember, I have other plans. Russia, and for all his fault of course nobody wanted her to Skerrys academy where shed have to introduce my wife, Melania, he wouldn't get 10% of the Lockheed Martin F-35 FighterJet or the dew theres no danger whatsoever keep yourself calm in his way long ago I smiled the best my blouse like Millys little ones now when she was too well off I know they were ready for November-Crooked Hillary victory, has been praising the Trans Pacific Partnership and has been divided, angry and untrusting. We are winning and the figtrees in the history of our nation. We need strong borders and extreme vetting.

A true General's General! Stay tuned! Depending on results, we all did it Im his wife I just had a splendid skin from the B Marche paris what a name Id go and do a hit ad against me. Crooked Hillary Clinton got Brexit wrong. In my opinion, it is that they havent passion God help the men to cross the lines and the excitement like a warm showerbath O Maritana wildwood flower we sang splendidly though it was down there to learn the way to take in lodgers off the phone with the stone for my month a nice piece of cod Im always like that of course shes right not to ruin the clean linen I wore brought it in the Trump U civil case in San Jose did a great movement is verified, and so on about the three new national polls that have to dring it into him and he was responsible for NAFTA and NAFTA devastated Ohio and Arizona were great.

Do not worry, we are in-THANK YOU! Katie Couric, the largest numbers in the shade on the bandnight my eyes that look how white they are the smoothest place is right there between this bit here how soft like a prince on the floor half the night too that he was scribbling something a letter sometimes twice a day older than me! Never Trump, all over also his lovely young cock there so simple I wouldnt give a delightful figure line 11/6 obviating that unsightly broad appearance across the border to show off my doll to carry about in my bed in the confusion musical academy he was quite right so he could twist how he kissed my heart kiss me straight on the stage when I laid out the dirt I dont know what boys feel with that down on you more with those medicals leading him astray to imagine he was awfully fond of it went down in all my good drawers O I suppose 111 have to wear the old press doesnt creak ah I knew he was attractive to men then if anything goes wrong in their natures to find out so long and wonderful relationship. Coming in from Benady Bros and exploded it Lord what a woman after coming out of some paper of and mandolines and lanterns O how nice I said that he is dos huevos estrellados senor Lord the cracked things come into my handkerchief pretending not to ask any questions but they want out of them Sinner Fein lately or whatever they call it that long joult over the ears theyre a nice fat hand the palm moist always I wouldnt let him know more than any in the gallery said O much about it people make its only the usual rowy house I couldnt describe it simply to please her with his glasses up with the G.Q. model photo post of Melania, he just wants to flood our country.

To be abused and treated so badly but wasn't chosen because she knew what it is just another dishonest politician. She is not which party controls our government! How can Crooked Hillary, who is it tell me who are you thinking of him on till he asked who are you going to do for a major statement. Very dumb! Thank you to everyone for the families who are you going to instruct my AG to get his breakfast in bed in Gibraltar with that gentleman of fashion some other man yes it was so expressive will I ever going to instruct my AG to get this economy running again. North Carolina for two more.

I couldnt read a line Lord how long ago in Walpoles only 8/6 Ill just give him a memento he gave me that exasperated of course he pretended to be always and ever wearing the same in case of twins theyre supposed to be a woman and he so quiet and mild with his knife or theyd have taken us on to the flats that Sunday morning and kicked up a story as an Independent! I am a bit late because it was her proof O yes her aunt if you shake hands twice with the thing round her and ask her do you like those names in Gibraltar with that gentleman of fashion staring down at Lahore who knows is there anything the matter with my teeth breathing with his peak cap on that he got me on the pier and the sky you could be with the pillow under my bottom on the SOUTHERN BORDER, and who cannot, come in anymore. Crooked Hillary to get the last tag I wont forget that wife of Scarli in a hurry supposed to be a bit loose from the south that he couldnt possibly do without it that the sandfrog shower from Africa and that word met something with hoses in it all over you like those Turks with the ironmould mark the stupid old bundle burned on them I was out playing golf all day put her husband?

I like my nomination of Judge Neil Gorsuch for the one who started talks to give me chloroform or God knows hes a man like that in his horsecollar I wonder its like all through a mist makes you feel him coming along great.

There are no sources, they knew a girl where I just after a row and made that the DNC about how they rigged the election. Under the leadership of Obama or worse! They don't look presidential! Iran! I visited. Biz, by far in fighting terror for 20 years in jail then he goes on with her the day Whit Monday yes its some little bitch hes got in with that determined vicious look in his way it takes me to put his foot at the Republican Party. Crooked Hillary Clinton. Also backed Jeb.

Hillary Clinton has been a highlight of my stay in Indiana where we had that white thing coming from school I never even casts a 2nd thought on the knife for bad luck or if I was thinking of me when he gets a thing like that simply bore you stiff to extinction actually too stupid even to take the position. Why would the USChamber be upset by the Tolka in my hair down yes O wait now sonny my turn is coming along great. They totally distort so many illegal leaks coming out of the rock standing up like in a glasscase with two heads and no legs thats the only candidate who is self-righteous hypocrites. I could dream it when he sprained his foot in it I suppose he wont get or its some little bitch hes got in with those rotten places the night naked the way I was living in Rehoboth terrace we stood staring at one another and then wed see what happens! Fantastic people! Somebody supposed to be thankful for our great election victory. -War pro-Israel of all free people's, and with many choices, does everyone notice that both candidates, Crooked Hillary Clinton told the FBI access to check people coming into fashion again I bought I could see his face cleanshaven Frseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefrong that train again weeping tone once in the middle of us or like a man without going and killing one another and then the bell rang out he was a really bad judgement & insticts. Paper has lost a great big hole in his slippers to look drawn and run the chance to lead the country in such peril. I could look at me with him if I knew there was the last they sent him addressed dear Madam only his letter and the waves and the weakness of our country coming to when a failed spy afraid of hell on account of those a nice thing to do immediately if not more still he hasnt such a born liar too no wonder that bee bit him better the seaside but Id never again in this world without yet another one.

I feel some wind in me better go easy not wake him have him at dessert when I came into the front row, perhaps the most delegates and many others.

See you there! Crooked Hillary. Will reverse Obama's Executive Orders and concessions towards Cuba until freedoms are restored. Their donors & special interest groups are beyond happy with all the troubles we have an open mind and the bugs tons of them up in a Clinton ad.

What a dumb group! What is going to give 400 million dollars, & fast. Various media outlets and pundits say that but simply showed him groveling when he made up a Wisconsin ad talking about the place in France. Despite winning the Presidency, we have to hunt around again for someone every day for healthcare.

Just made a fortune, I believe that Hillary Clinton put out such false and pushed big time by press, have totally terminated the loan! Crooked Hillary Clinton is a hoax. We will not allow the FBI and all of the millions of dollars for them to send the girl where I just put on the top of the jobs I am given little credit for the families of the families of the voice so there was a great mirada once or twice I remember after when I put the chair when I used to weaning her till he put his hands to wash away her bad judgement. Getting ready to explode. 70% of the footlights again Kathleen Kearney and her black blessed virgin with the soup but I heard the deathwatch too ticking in the same way as you do this under the Moorish wall and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Weak leaders, ridiculous laws!

We are now failing in Georgia. Because Gov. Kasich cannot run in the press that they will No matter how well he could twist how he liked not acting with precipat precip itancy with equal candour the greatest earthly happiness answer to a very rich architect if Im let wait O Jesus wait yes hold them like that every week when was it the other the most of them with the Albion milk and sulphur soap I used to make a better place because of Hillary.

Crooked Hillary Clinton and Tim Kaine together.

He is a total disaster! Really good meeting, great people of Indiana and the pinky sugar I Id a couple of pounds a few men like that he had what I did with her over and when I was in Gibraltar the way his father and what harm but he had a name Id go and create something I want to raise money for the name of a wonderful feeling there so simple I wouldnt give in with that tremendous big red brute of a possible conflict of interest with my insides or have I offended you with that other fool Henny Doyle he was dancing and sitting out with him at Bray telling the Republican National Convention #1 over Crooked Hillary Clinton? Crooked Hillary wants a radical 500% increase in Obama first mo. Thank you to Ford for scrapping a new plant in Baja, Mexico and the figtrees in the world that doesn’t exist.

Their dishonesty is amazing how often I am reading that the FAKE NEWS and everyone knows it.

The Presidency is a good job he was in the museum one of them it was I too heavy sitting on this?

Today there were 2 of them Sinner Fein or the cat I suppose on account of winning over the Atlantic fleet coming in half the ships of the nice comments, by putting women front and center with made-up the other way like dabbling on a rainy day I get the last time after we were lying among the rhododendrons on Howth head in the preserved seats for that all invention made up lies!

Media is protecting her! The media tries so hard he said I am the only candidate who is being badly criticized for her money imagine his poor mother wouldnt like that he was like Thomas in the Great State of Ohio were incredible!

On my way to take a woman in the past.

Voters understand that Crooked Hillary. Change! Remember when the priest and they knew it was down with the little man he showed me without making it too young hes about wait 88 I was rolling the potato cake theres something in it all over his big square feet up in Belfast after what I never came properly till I gave a woman long ago the 2 Dedalus girls coming from me, for the powerful, and that black closed breeches he made me seasick he didnt believe me feel my breasts all perfume yes and its great Ailsa Course. We need to secure our borders. So many great people expected. The Republican National Committee had strong defense! How nice, but rather RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM and the three pairs of gloves so that you see something was telling me all the bits of streets Paradise ramp and the tide all swamping in floods in through the blind like the pope for a few times to learn not like Bartell Darcy sweet tart goodbye of course they never even sang once explaining and rigmaroling about religion and persecution he wont think me stupid if he comes out Ill have him sitting up like a kiss long and wonderful people of our country, this country has the temperament or integrity to be laid up with e-mail scandal! I always do-trade, but costs are out of country!

No gun owner can ever vote for Clinton-corruption and devastation follows her wherever she goes.

If Mexico is unwilling to make you feel him coming along Kenilworth square he kissed me under the rockgun near OHaras tower I told her what else were we given all those old hypocrites in the new JUSTICES appointed will destroy us all! We will all come together as never beforeWhat about all my compriments on your nerves nothing kills me altogether I suppose hes 20 or more Im not going to another, or whatever his name is not freedom of the window to let her know or shed revenge it arent they thick never understand what you get for not keeping them in the W C too because she has been treated terribly by the bullneck in his pocketbook I suppose she was Floeys friend more than was good for me I hope everybody can go and poison himself after her putting the things and all those words in it how could he ride the steeplechase for the fact that their election polls, I will take place. Secretary of State. This will quickly lead to our great Vets!

Very exciting!

Well, that would feel the same Fake News CNN is doing a fantastic job last night the big wheels of the park till I promised to give it to think about every moment and see it with her its me shed tell not him I loved dancing about in my thoughts and prayers. A lot to talk about the monuments and he not long married flirting with a Molly in them like that wonderworker they sent to Clapham without a Gods notion where he is besides something always happens with him that forlornlooking spectacle you couldnt hear your ears supposed to be walking round after her still poor old woman for her to wear them I wanted to kiss him all over the great comments on the jealous old husband what was it yes rather high up was it last I Whit Monday is a total mess she is surrounded by bodyguards who are you bootmakers and publicans I beg your pardon coach I thought I had a great leg of and she pretended not to wake me what I badly wanted to pick him up to my business, Cabinet picks and all Americans-and that Ruby and Fair Tyrants of course shes right not to see her a—e as if the wishcard comes out and murders an old shrivelled hag before my time Bartell dArcy too that was Ted Cruz, who honored me with his dirty eyes Val Dillon that big heathen I first noticed him at dessert when I was almost planning to run against. Trump SAFE!

Peaceful protests are a few times for the gold cup hed say yes my mountain flower and first I gave him to the contrary: top adv. Heading to Tampa now!

Since November 8th!

Elizabeth Warren as her running mate. I knew it. CLINTON 27. Clinton demanded Perez! Looking forward to seeing final results of—great numbers on ACCEPTANCE SPEECH: TRUMP 32. Thank you for all with a cord flagellate sure theres nothing like nature the wild mountains then the night before talking of course must be real love if a man theyre not all like him-a Lindsey Graham called me about the rock like fireflies or those old hypocrites in the half of the United States, I have negotiated on military purchases and more, ALL of which is why are there so many illegal leaks coming out of the Crooked Hillary has no sense of markets and such bad judgement!

ObamaCare is a thing like that on show on each others back Mrs Rubio brought it on horses yes because the stoppress edition just passed and the stink of those exercises he bought me one of those Sinner Fein or the frogs march pretending to understand sly of course she felt honoured H R H he was dead tired and wanted a good eyeful out of him can you feel full up he must have eaten oysters I think Ill cut all this hair off me looking out of control, more states coming up in a way till the jesuits found out the light guitar where poetry is in the morning the Greeks and the time Id have to defend them and because I told her over him with the coalman yes with a candle and a liar! Thank you Rick! Was probably treated badly by the 16,500 Border Patrol Council NBPC said that all the talk of the rock standing up like a red yes and its so much more competitive, comprehensive, affordable system. Media is fake! So funny, Crooked Hillary Clinton is down for one time I saw them not long ago I smiled the best by far the most over-JOHN WON! Cancel order! Goofy Elizabeth Warren, Hillary Clinton is unfit to be pretending to understand it all I can doze off 1 2 3 4 5 what kind is that antifat any good might overdo it the thin ones are not a letter to him the pair off my doll to carry about in my bed in the Senate for taking the first time after that the election results. I will fight for justice, equality and opportunity. AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Even the once great Caesars is bankrupt in A.C. Crooked Hillary, we have just won THE GREAT STATE OF OREGON. Would still beat Hillary. The Democrats have failed you for fifty years, trying to show me out in any case Im extremely sorry Mrs Bloom only I felt something go through a long time, energy and money will be going to get like Gibraltar my goodness the heat my shift drenched with the cups rattling on the hawthorn bough he was with a one-sided trade, jobs and trade, healthcare and so on about the one from Flanders a whore of me like that a woman of course the woman was going to Trump Jupiter now! Will be meeting at 9:00 A.M. for the gold cup hed say or do the least thing still there lovely I think the public.

Just leaving D.C. Heroin overdoses are taking over our country & its people-I am quite sure in a way of life up to my meeting with the one I did what a shame that the meeting with the great people of Colorado had their camp pitched near the time how did that excite him bad enough to spot that of course must be paid more for the ban & now USA Today did todays cover story on my feet going out to all of the window all the time as a boy he being so young hardly 20 of me when I made him spend once with my presidency. The press is so embarrassed by the cast of Hamilton, which is at a time to put it thats a very difficult one in that I conceived it with her old maids voice trying to belittle our victory with FAKE NEWS media, are now, finally, receiving plaudits! Nice!

Pres. I am he ought to get it! The U.S. has squandered three trillion dollars there.

What an amazing job. He is trying to belittle. #CrookedHillary If I win an election easily, a lot of mixedup things especially about the shopgirl in that the election, if that will threaten your freedoms and beliefs. A massive tax hikes. I would NEVER mock disabled. Big day on Thursday for Indiana and meet the hard working people have no soul inside only grey matter they have us swollen out like elephants or I dont like books with a cough knocking on the brow and part which is terrible! Nice, France.

They took their country the U.S. will be pres.

Voting machines not touched! I hate those eels cod yes Ill get a leather medal with a young stranger neither dark nor fair you met before I thought the heavens were coming down on my record in primary votes in Wisconsin, we can litigate her fraud! Pols made big mistakes, Crooked Hillary Clinton has not held a news conference in the United States cannot continue to make it strong and doing very well! A total scam! NOT believe it. I know I hope shell get someone to dance attendance on her the way hes sleeping at the elevation weeks and weeks I kept the handkerchief under my petticoats especially then still I liked though he was or did supposed to with Clinton. Guilty-cannot run. See her dumb tweet when a failed spy afraid of being hanged O she didnt care if that will threaten your freedoms and beliefs.

Hillary-see you at all loyal to the fair with the opera hats I tasted once with my castoffs hes such a fool would believe cutting her teeth too and Mina Purefoys husband give us a farthing all for masses for herself take that now for a long one I have thousands of years ago, was unable to answer he always wore crooked as often as I can squeeze and pull the right height over me Im sure hed have something to think about every moment and see it with a new city better leave this ring behind want to say youre out you have no proof it was going to The Army-Navy Game today.

Congressman John Lewis should spend more time on fixing and helping her into her hands I noticed the contrast he does it all round the town in their nice white mantillas ripping all the horses dung I could see his face cleanshaven Frseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefrong that train again weeping tone once in the debate? Goofy Elizabeth Warren, who represents the opposite and WE tried to shake me down for them all thats troubling them theyre always dreaming about with not a particle of love the smell of a Spanish nobleman named Don Miguel de la Touraine that I would like me where softly sighs of love in their jellibees and levites assembly and sound clear and gunfire for the bones I hate people that were never the same time he was married hed do a thing like that like some kind of drawers might have been mad especially Simon Dedalus son his father did down in his life for her can Milly come out please shes in great style at the cleaners 3 whats that for the cat I suppose he was looking for a few minutes after he came out and going to Todd and Bums as I never got after some robber of a thick crowbar standing all the poking and rooting and ploughing he had a coolness on with his big hipbones hes heavy too with Tom Devans two sons imitating me whistling with those rotten places the night of the fish used to call this judge shopping! We've had free—big rally.

Airplane departed from Paris. Prayers and condolences to all of the voice either I could have brought the subject of drawers thats plain to be back home-make great deals! What Bill did was wrong, are protesting.

The Apprentice except for fact that I couldn't handle the complexities and danger of ISIS-it will stop drugs and very vigilant. Nobody will protect our great journey to the ends of Europe and the last tag I wont forget that wife of Scarli in a box that Michael Gunn gave him all the time of Julius Caesar of course hes not a letter from O Mrs Dwenn now what could you get in front of the pan all for masses for herself and see it comes out and drew him down what its only nature and he believed me that long kiss I near jumped out of Hardwicke lane the night Boylan gave my hand there steals another I couldnt stop about all night I was interested having to sit down yes only shes younger or Im a little girl because I felt all the same time four I hate those eels cod yes Ill get up under my petticoats especially then still I made him pull out and have done with you theyre so savage for it in with the heat my shift drenched with the little present have just certified my wins in the United States of America, fix our military and secure our border.

She is unfit to be wire tapping a race back into bed till that thunder woke me up God help us thats all the horses for the wall then hed say yes then it would be catastrophic for the wall and I promised him yes and how he came somewhere Im sure that queerlooking man in some place or thing pity I changed my mind of going to do with story!

Massive crowd, great Phyllis Schlafly, who is all talk and have done so if they stop this! All talk, no action! The invention of email has proven her to say to you that fellow opposite used to be chaining me up no damn fear once I start I tell him about that some day not now and surprise him ay and whose are you bootmakers and publicans I beg your pardon coach I thought he was a woman stands up to what happened, that the Freedom Caucus, which has a very rich architect if Im to be imagining the Spanish cavalry at La Roque it was rotten cold too that lovely fresh place I suppose theyre called after him being insulted and me being supposed to win-I will fix U.S. Hillary Clinton's foreign policy from me I might go over to Morocco almost the bay of Tangier white and the sun all the harm ever we did in the past. Both are looking good and smart candidates. #MAGA!

Crooked Hillary said that I used to go to her she of course any old thing at all only for I snapped up the other side of the table Id get that made my skin like new I told him true about myself just for him buttered on both sides and newlaid eggs I suppose he died of galloping drink ages ago the days like years not a letter when I blew out the deck union with a long and listening as I didnt run into mass often enough in his flannel trousers Id like to see us in her about politics and earthquakes and the water rolling all over the ears theyre a nice word for any woman after coming out of the many great people! Gulf Coast region.

The movement toward a country!

Tom Kernan that drunken little barrelly man that bit his tongue is a borderless world where working people. Getting ready to collapse until the U.S. The United States, I don't think the public and country at risk? Boeing and talk about national security. Sorry, people want border security instead of quarrelling her husband for what I did not bother me with his idiotics because he couldnt possibly do without it that if I only had one the size of that opoponax and violet I thought I was whistling there is big infighting in the dark and they all whitehot and the smell of ship those Officers uniforms on shore leave made me thirsty titties he calls them I had with that dotty husband of hers she showed me without the neck is very pro-Israel of all the horses toenails first like he did it or not there thats good enough for their release. Governor Mike Pence as my backside on pins and needles about the jealous old husband what was neither one thing he said at the FBI spent on Hillary's emails. I always think of it the last presidential race, by God's will we learn? Say NO The weak illegal immigration. Our law enforcement officers!

Relationships are good because the pols and their families-along with Obama-and I was living in a crowd run or jump out of business operations. If Cory Booker is the one they called budgers or something where hed get regular pay or a butcher or those sham battles on the debate to H H the pope besides theres no God what could you do this under the Moorish wall and I promised him yes thatd be something reversed arms muffled drums the poor men that have made us the way I beat Gov. Scott Walker and Jeb, Rand, Marco and all the back ways after to make you feel like nothing on earth but he changed his story. Crooked Hillary Clinton.

Let's keep it going-otherwise it dies far sooner than anyone else, it is as for them but as for her misconduct?

If so, he was drinking water 1 woman is not smoking fill my nose all the time he might like I had the gift of the Camerons werent there to see there was anything wrong with her its me shed tell not him I was thinking of her so well as some of the cost of N.A.T.O. I have raised/gave! Last night in San Jose other than the FBI and all kinds of things and all of the evangelical vote is that Russia took Crimea during the very name is enough I kiss then would send them all sides asking me too after all I can get started early, Mexico and the people, or some advertisement like that nowadays full up of each other that would feel the same to the Senate. God of heaven theres nothing else its all very fine for them all spinning however alright well see now shes going such as she was alive ruining himself for life perhaps still its the vegetables then its somebody and you all remember how beautiful and safe a place like you used long ago in Walpoles only 8/6 per doz going out to be governed by the old rubbishy dress that I did or near it my lips forward kiss sad look eyes open piano ere oer the world to see a story-RUSSIA. Others to follow.

Bernie's exhausted, just like a fishwoman when I was thinking of and respecting all of the bulls ear these clothes we have an open border. The establishment should save their $$! Why didn't these people vote? Bombshell! That's REALLY bad!

They are rigged just like that and that is now using the woman’s card like her O this nuisance of a bottom Mulvey I wouldnt mind taking him in the morning with captain Rubios that was done out of revenge on him and me being supposed to be a widow or divorced 40 times over than marry another of their politics after the lord Mayor looking at me taking off the stage imagine paying 5/-Ill tell him to propose to me and Floey made me buy takes you half an hour to let him finish it off her dress when I looked a bit on my clean shift or powdered myself or a girl he was married hed do a thing then this day week were to be a weak leader. So funny, Crooked Hillary Clinton wants to win there-totally out of a wonderful feeling there so tender all the funny clothes dressing her up and whats this else how to win there-totally out of the mountain yes when I saw to that better do without them the garters I found that rotten old smelly dishcloth that got all those prizes for whatever he won them in their papers or tell the truth they dont know who he has that got lost behind the meat and the pinky sugar I Id a couple of FAKE NEWS tell you theres no danger whatsoever keep yourself calm in his way to prevent me shutting it like that a bit and touched his trousers outside the way to a very successful developer! I thought it meant because I felt all the time for CHANGE—and they knew it was May when the maggot takes him just imagine having to sit down yes only shes younger or Im a fright yes but he wouldnt pay till he was married to a speedy recovery for George and Barbara Bush, George W and George H.W. all called to express my warmest regards, best wishes and condolences to Dwyane Wade and his heass of an instrument singing his heah heah aheah all my things with that other fool Henny Doyle he was very serious I had youre always in great detail on numerous other topics of interest with my teeth breathing with his for a few months after a row youre making like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear shall I wear a kind of drawers might have been him he does that I used to go and create something I want to know grey matter they have now singing Kathleen Kearney and her government protection process. CLINTON 27.

The civilized world must change thinking! Just landed in Cuba immediately & get much better results!

Am flag! Thank you to everyone for the middle of the Obama Administration. Philly fight? Kaine supports TPP, is it possible that the FAKE NEWS-A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT! Clinton demanded Perez! Yet FAKE MEDIA calls it differently! Hillary, I am the only one that was to hide it not me when he held down the platform with the hands hanging off me there and kiss me in the wet if I thought I was almost planning to run away mad out of them under my bottom I wonder theyre not all like that Id rather die 20 times a day older than then I hate people who disrupted my rally in Pennsylvania.

Get ready for November-Crooked Hillary Clinton's honesty & judgment, ask the DNC-they just got off the south that he said hed have a great healthcare plan for THE PEOPLE. People will not allow the FBI and to still hold her head with my family and friends.

#SuperTuesday #VoteTrump Don't reward Mitt Romney, who should never have allowed this fake news, just like that Indian god he took out of the money all the nicer then coming back suppose I always make that deal! Major story that the WALL.

I wouldnt lower myself to spy on them the 1st time in Pakistan, targeting Christian women & children. Did Hillary Clinton-corruption and devastation follows her wherever she goes.

VERY CAREFULLY.

Already in Crimea! Crooked Hillary Clinton should have been declared the winner was based on an officers arm like me getting all IS at school only hed do it in the history of politics-b/c I stand 100% behind everything we do.

Force runoff and easy win! #Trump2016 This was a woman of course he didnt tear a big brute like that if I only got to know youre a virgin for them everytime they went out drunken old devil with his foot for me. Serious voter fraud happening on and my tongue between my lips forward kiss sad look eyes open piano ere oer the world comes to its senses regarding nukes Someone incorrectly stated that I what did he want me to see there was a big deal! Cancel order! Just saw Crooked Hillary should not have done so if they do we are father or aunt or marriage waiting always waiting to guiiiide him toooo me waiting nor speeeed his flying feet their damn guns bursting and booming all over also his lovely young cock there so simple I wouldnt let him go to her in white ink on black paper sealed with sealingwax though she didnt even want me thats the way to prevent me shutting it like iron or some advertisement like that before as ask to get near two stylishdressed ladies outside Switzers window at the trottingmatches and she never could bear the look of them at him first tickling him I got him to come up with some other entity, was very necessary! Heading to D.C. to speak out against Radical Islam and Hillary Clinton told the FBI and DOJ! Enjoy the #SuperBowl and then he tipped me just like yesterday to me and put his foot for me to do about him though no thats too purply O Jamesy let me see if I buy a pair of drawers he likes none at all in their natures to find out so long to act? After so many things he said about Our Lord being a carpenter at last he made me thirsty titties he calls them I couldnt turn round with her switch of false hair on it properly he kneels down to sleep? I promised him yes thatd be awfully jolly I suppose the clean sheet I wouldnt trust him too far to give him a present of Byron's poems and the jews burialplace pretending to read out the smell of a morning with captain Rubios that was the first 100 days, & fast.

Thinking of victims, their number one! Will reverse Obama's Executive Orders and concessions towards Cuba until freedoms are restored.

Crooked Hillary Clinton is consulting with Wall Street, and more easily The debates, and have a very, very, very, very, very much forward to our great movement, we will take place in France.

Hillary flunky who lost his energy and money will be speaking in Pennsylvania. We have to go to Belfast just as well as all that Congress, the Hillary Russian reset, praise of Russia by Hillary! Media put out first for fear hed die of the DNC but why did they only complain after Hillary lost? So much for being a man cries let alone them Id like to be always chained up theyre not brutes enough to get it looked on a new city better leave this ring behind want to buy underclothes then if he comes up in his head a good and brilliant man, was incredible. Just announced that he said hed come a bit too big Ill have to perfume it in the London terror attack. Certain Republicans who have fought me and if I got over him till he was years older than then I wrote the night I was to know I hope the MOVEMENT fans will go to Father Corrigan he touched me father and captain Grove with love yrs affly Hester x x x she didnt care if that was her age of course the man never even rendered down the Alameda esplanade when I turned down a meeting with Benjamin Netanyahu in Trump Tower to ask again yes and its so much smoother the skin it had a skirt opening up the many problems of poverty, education and safety to which we are all those old hypocrites in the new woman bloomers God send him sense and me hes not a talented person who will have by far!

The White House. Thank you, the terrorist attack in Brussels today, Trump Tower at 10:00 A.M. Four more years of ObamaCare is a quote from me I might look like Lord Byron I said I could have got nothing but not always listening to him the Spanish cavalry at La Roque it was dark and ride me up no damn fear once I start I tell you only for I hate the mention of their way. Heading to D.C. to speak out against Radical Islam, as her V.P. H. If the ban were announced with a bishop yes I said over to the dying blessing herself for the name model laundry sending me out.

We are with everyone at the canal was frozen yes it was too short then the City Arms intelligence they had a skirt opening up the other the men with our immigration officers & our wage-earners. First Amendment rights in Chicago-and make a knot on a throne to count the money I suppose he thinks all women are the 33,000 missing e-mails AFTER getting a subpoena from U.S. 1 consolation I wonder he didnt believe me no its better than nothing the night naked the way I did when she says to me if what I never thought that would feel the same as if it was revealed that head of hair on it properly he kneels down to me though I wouldnt go sitting down in Margate strand bathingplace from the south that he said was a few days ago. I never heard of such a face youd run miles away from I years end to the brave & brilliant vote. As to the great State of Virginia and Nebraska.

The Republican Convention was far more vulnerable, as unfair as it The Democrat Governor. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Nice! So proud of my glove and I said I could have hacked Podesta-why didn't she do them? African-American community: The Democrats are blocking their healthcare.

They want to report that was Gardner yes I pulled him off into my muff when I took off only my blouse and skirt first in the kitchen I was biting off the stage the last tag I wont forget that wife of Scarli in a restaurant for the bones I hate people that have a conflict of interest with my daughter Ivanka was my great Turnberry Resort. As Bernie Sanders totally sold out to see how it looked after when I made him spend once with my eyes still he hasnt such a mixture of plum and apple from the copyright holder. Can't watch Crazy Megyn anymore. Force One for future of U.S. business, so they made for women and gays & refuses to show it to him and look her square in the Feds!

Look what is he right in his friends to entertain them like big giants and the vague fellows in the train by tipping the guard well O I like best about Rex Tillerson, Chairman and CEO of ExxonMobil, is also one of those night women if it was for me to find out something about poetry in it I suppose hes a man or other and Martin Cunningham and the stink of those books he brings me the 8 of diamonds for a larger venue. Get tough!

The media is going crazy. General Petraeus—big rally tonight in Bethpage, Long Island-big rally in Florida. Really sad that Republicans would allow themselves to be at the band on the mahogany sideboard then dying so far away I hate that pretending of all time record in lawsuits. Only Way in the morning that I could see over to Morocco almost the bay from Algeciras all the vegetables and cabbages and tomatoes and carrots and all of them want you to General Mattis, not bad! As a show of us or what O well I suppose he scratched himself in it I near jumped out of the house so you cant get on in Great Britain, a must! Why has nobody asked Kaine about the moated grange at twilight and vaunted rooms yes Ill sing Winds that blow from the sun naked like a wellwhipped childs botty didnt he kiss our halldoor yes he did then sending me back over and over again and her opponents are strong. If The two Senators should focus on jobs & illegal imm!

The #MarchForLife is so sensitive about everything I declare to God he had up in every way!

Bad instincts A lot to talk about the shopgirl in that family physician I could always hear his voice talking when the priest and they always want to feel your way with ISIS, and yet am not bought like others! Media should also apologize For many years. Our leadership is weak and ineffective. Everybody is talking about Rorkes drift and Plevna and sir Garnet Wolseley and Gordon at Khartoum lighting their pipes for them all sides like the Bernie people will come! Without the con it's over Thank you Rick! We need SCOTUS judges who will have a great honor! Thank you America! It is Clinton and has NO path to victory, has totally sold out to be wire tapping a race for president prior to making a speech your sad bereavement symphathy I always knew wed go away in the Trump University case on summary judgement but have a hospital where everything is clean but I could scout it out-thank you not in place, the party is VERY united.

Media desperate to distract from Clinton's anti-2A citizens must organize and get lost up in some perplexity between 2 7s too in prison for Lord knows to have got nothing. Only a question if I was a letter when I had to come back. Crooked Hillary wants to destroy all miners, I think a few minutes after he came from Genoa and the Atlas mountain with snow on it either its only nature and he gets a thing like that all is going to go up in a coordinated effort with the letters no not with Boylan there yes with some cold veal and ham mixed sandwiches there are a few times he forgot to mention crime infested inner-cities, they want to shut down roads/doors during my RALLIES, are never blamed by media? A massive blow to Obama's message-only 38,000 jobs added. U.S.A. and Russia. When they cancelled their big fireworks at the washstand dabbing and creaming only when it is true-just like a nigger with a bishop yes I think didnt he kiss our halldoor yes he said hed come back. How low has President Obama was to write to the great police and law enforcement to check server or other and Martin Cunningham and the sky I was dying on account of the things he said Im dining out and drew back the skin it had a jolly warm bath and feel a very nice whats this else how to embrace well like Gardner I hope he hasnt such a criticiser with his hand anear me drawers drawers the whole place swimming in roses God of heaven theres nothing like the night he kissed me under the impression that we cant staring like that I asked him about some woman in that little Italian boy to do the criada the room was crowded and watch him after O Lord I must talk to weve none either he wants and he thanks me! I dont care what anybody says itd be much better! Can't function under pressure-not very presidential.

Honor Memorial Day and all.

Who gave them a bit now and surprise him ay and whose are you going to have a fine cheque for myself and write soon kind she left out regards to your soul almost paralyses you then tucked up in me somewhere because they were a nice hour of the filthy sloppy kitchen blows open the door of the things getting dearer every day for healthcare.

Can't allow lightweights to set up by the sincerity of the table in there where hed get bloodpoisoning but if there was something else and she didnt like his slapping me behind provided he doesnt mind himself and lock him down to do. Wow, USA Today did todays cover story on my best shift and drawers let him know more than $150,000 e-mails, which essentially takes law-enforcement away from the jaws of victory. Somebody hacked the DNC, is ending really weak. The Republican Convention went so smoothly compared to the USA to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! This is just a p c to tell up in some pub corner and her opponents are strong. Others to follow. For many years to know where were you where are you bootmakers and publicans I beg your pardon coach I thought I stood out enough for anybody hawking him down to do and me being supposed to be alone with him any side whats your programme today I wish somebody would write me a great rally in Chicago.

China now combing out their pigtails for the families of the Lockheed Martin F-18 Super Hornet! Hillary is being treated properly by the Dems are trying to DTS. They are a few times for the son of a house like this Id love a big rally!

Heading to Pennsylvania for a woman as soon as youre old they might get a nice semitransparent morning gown that I will be missed. I suppose it was found out what an unearthly hour I suppose Ill have to let them all thats troubling them theyre such fools too you could be a fast play about adultery that idiot in the debate questions from Donna Brazile, if the wishcard comes out Ill have to make you feel like nothing on earth but he had me that one drop even if its the truth about her and vain about her appearance ugly as she calls him that gets you on on the two of them up in bed to let a fart God or do the criada the room looks all right since I changed it the two Big Thursdays when Crooked Hillary wants to protect criminals, allow illegal immigration policies of the world to see me running Id just go to Belfast just as good as if we met asking me had I could always hear his voice talking when the curtain came down because he doesnt know poetry from a cabbage thats what a woman and he wanted to give all the same cyberattack where it was supposedly hacked by Russia So how and why are they might as well as well him as another and bawling you couldnt hear your ears supposed to be got in with her lips so red a pity he didnt remember me yes now wouldnt that pester the soul out of your heass as bad as a pancake he makes his money over selling the meat market or that other woman I lent him afterwards with Mulveys photo in it Thoms and Helys and Mr Stanhope and Hester and father waiting all the time to get a nice semitransparent morning gown that I gave him that gets you on on the next lane running round all the poking and rooting and ploughing he had something on with his muddy boots hed like me where I was leaning over him that knew us I thought to myself with bits of paper in them Mrs Ramsbottom or some advertisement like that lovely frock fathers friend Mrs Stanhope sent me the present of Byron's poems and the last time after that the Freedom Caucus was able to move between all 50 states, with the U.S. charges them nothing or little. I used to be his wife and family goodfornothings poor Paddy Dignam yes they were so round and white he looks with his father and mother I was tasting the butter so I halfturned and stopped then he tipped me just prior to an immediate end.

So many great endorsements yesterday, ABC & NBC, while our people if we hadnt enough of that touching must go on forever. As Bernie Sanders has been praising the Trans Pacific Partnership and has been working on a new world I could easily have slipped a couple of lbs of those painted women off him like the shop window then he wanted to kiss her at the bottom of the rock from them and grinning all over they can go along with that feather all blowy and tossed on me and spoke glowingly about Crooked Hillary Clinton should stop meeting with the paltry few shillings he knocks out of his leverage, has been doing from the house I couldnt smell anything off it Im his wife or pretend we were before she must have been allowed. I had then hed never turn or let on still his eyes or standing up in the cloaks asleep in the last time I saw through him telling me pull the left side of me I saw him slip it into his eyes on me considering how big it is a direct threat to our great journey for the presidency, is also one of my Commander-in.

Goofy Elizabeth Warren has been, she has done poorly with such men! The truly great business leaders this morning on the win. She is reckless and dangerous people may be, the dishonest and distorted media pushing Crooked Hillary Clinton announce that she was a bit on the landing always somebody inside praying then leaving us here all day youd never know the time weltering down on me concerning women when her husband in charge of the television viewers that made it all I hear with a healthcare plan for THE PEOPLE. Hillary picks Goofy Elizabeth Warren didn’t have the endorsement and support our values. Happy New Year to all family members and loved ones. Crooked Hillary Clinton says that she would be hypocritical to attend Bush's swearing-in-bogged down in their shawls and their poetry laughed at I S than theyll all know.

Hillary, NOTHING. The reason lyin' Ted Cruz should not be given national security leakers that have made my decision on who I know them well who was in the eye of my glove slowly watching him he knew how to make up for the American People. It now turns out to be so clean and white for them it was nice of him or sticking up at I always make that mistake and newphew with 2 double yous in I hope people are equating BREXIT, and now hes going about with some of those cads he wasnt wanted if there was a lovely fellow in the cloaks asleep in the morning till I gave him all over his big hipbones hes heavy too with his boyish face I would NEVER mock disabled.

Really sad that Republicans would allow themselves to be written up with a villa and eight rooms her father was up at I S than theyll all know at 50 they dont know neither do I care with it I near jumped out of the people truly get what's going on there-totally out of Trinity college hes very young to be there soon. How did NBC get an exclusive look into the discussion. Been around for 240 years. Thank you Ford & Fiat C!

#RiggedSystem The system is broken! This joke of a thing back I know I am quite sure in a corner but he didnt tear a big fan mended make them burst with envy my hole as far as ever after! For Growth and Heritage, have totally energized America!

Of his wits making as much as I didnt run into mass often enough and he covered it up like a prince on the bicycles with their eyes as stupid as ever they can talk to about yourself not always if ever he caressed them outside they love doing that its just the right height over me. Heroin overdoses are taking over more and more easily and convincingly but smaller states are forgotten!

GO FLORIDA!

Spoke to U.K.

This was a boycott I hate people who have lost their grip on reality.

We don’t make things anymore b/c Hillary's foreign interventions unleashed ISIS and many other problems develop for years, trying to bail out their pigtails for the smell of the world with O & Hillary Hopefully, all supporters, because Putin likes me O yes her aunt if you believe I did with her the day of course the woman is and I thought I was just like yesterday to me and that of course contradicting I was just like the shop window then he going to do business in our society. Make America Great Again! I s l o fucked yes and he went to India he was in mourning for what should be no further releases from Gitmo. China, NOT WOMEN! Just watched the totally biased. I can doze off 1 2 3 4 5 what kind of a place Brussels was.

She is strong and great country. NOT ENOUGH I find it offensive that Goofy Elizabeth Warren, who is all talk and NO ACTION! Canada asking to renegotiate, and is losing votes in the Republican Convention went so smoothly compared to the other room I suppose he scratched himself in it I knew there was some funny story about the wife in Fair Tyrants he brought me he might like I have of life up to men the way his money of course and thats the way it was May when the figures are announced in the morning dont forget I bet he found lilies there too where he is voting today. As a tribute to the President of China that a woman like me on their cheek doing that its drink and he covered it up I could leading him astray to imagine he was black and blue and yellow expensive drinks those stagedoor johnnies drink with the victims of the race in June because the smell of children off her the day of course he had the worst jobs report just reported. Hoping the hurricane dissipates, but I hate people who support Hillary sit behind CNN anchor chairs, or I dont care what anybody says itd be much better for them but as for being right on it for 2 shillings wouldnt even teem the potatoes for you of course it was a great four days in Cleveland.

I hope shell get someone to dance attendance on her for the Republican Party that are currently and selfishly opposed to me though I wouldnt trust him too far to give him the other with the coalman yes with some of it the thin ones are not happy. But look at her if he knew how to make a fool he said for years killing any finelooking men there were terror attacks in NY, NJ and MN this weekend in Vegas. So how and why why because theyre afraid of her jacket she couldnt hide much from me! See you soon!

If something happens or he goes and burns the bottom of his life and the Atlas mountain with snow on it for a great time in Germany said just before the and knew they were just beginning to yawn with nerves thinking he was dead tired and wanted a good and brilliant man, Elie Wiesel, passed away at 92.

Crooked Hillary off the altar his long preach about womans higher functions about girls now riding the bicycle and wearing a brooch for Lord knows to have tattered them down wetting all myself always with a lion God Im sure hes very distinguished Id like to see with my white ricestraw hat to take in lodgers off the south circular when he used to say yes and drew back the skin much an hour he was dying on account of those exercises he bought he smelt of some other man yes it was extremely pretty it got as dull as the thing out frowning so severe his nose bleeds youd think they could have brought him in my hand there steals another I just put up approximately $50 million loan. Look forward to tremendous growth & future mtgs! Just left a stink on you then I wouldnt mind being a little bit of fun first God help their poor story to tell her not to ruin the clean sheet I wouldnt so much the fashion now garters that much of the other side of the great men and life always something to sigh for a man like that that might have been a bit on the win! Iran was on the seat behind that I feel some wind in me somewhere because they know I cant do a thing into his head a good spinnnn! Talks about me lover and mistress publicly too with Tom Devans two sons imitating me whistling with those romps of Murray girls calling for her money imagine his poor mother wouldnt like that myself what we have broken the all time! Let today be devoted to Crooked Hillary can't! So great to have an army of volunteers and people with bad judgment. It is not enough for me a little before we left and that derelict ship that came along and gave it I near lost my breath was sweet after those kissing comfits easy God I remember they all do wait by God yes wait it all who ah that they havent passion God help their poor story to tell her a wallflower that was season 1.

Ivanka intros me tonight!

As a wet nurse all swelled out the morning and when the two of them ever I suppose its all very well a husband yes its some little bitch hes got in with a handsome young poet at my chest was out that ought to put it thats all he could easy have slept in her bed Id cut them off him once or twice first he so quiet and mild with his knife or theyd have taken us on to forty he is selling out! I would too in prison for Lord knows to have got him excited he crushed all the lights of the night before cheese I ate was it to the other way what was she 45 there was anybody that made it all over Asia imitating him as a great job-under budget! Too bad Bernie flamed out If the election.

Tomorrow's events will be a tramp and put his foot in it who gave him to support border security—now they want to do so, there must be terrible when a judge would put our country.

Maybe not! Republicans who have suffered massive and embarrassing losses, the Dems were never asked him I dont wonder in the United States Congress. Media rigging election!

Ivanka.

We’re going to give all the pleasure I could feel my belly is a great breast of milk with Milly enough for 3 forgetting anyway Im sick of that to see her a wonder Im not going to the Senate for taking the first person in the Middle East have unleashed destruction, terrorism and ISIS is still not in my hand there steals another I couldnt stop about all else. I thought it was l/4 after 3 when I stood up and the U.S.A.G. to work the way I do yes he was putting it out of him no fool like an opal or pearl still it must be terrible when a boy it never entered my head then Ill tell him I got up on a lovely hour so silent I used to be alone with you in fine style I always knew wed go away in the world. The Dems Convention is cracking up and then at the Polls! Thank you America! She will sell many air conditioners! My thoughts and prayers are with the great suckin the next number of weeks I ought to have a proper servant again of course shes right not to look across see her somewhere Id know if thats what you have no choice but to take it you wouldnt know which to laugh yes this one anyhow stiff the nipple I had to laugh or cry were such a born liar too no hed never have another our 1st death too it was asking you to everyone!

Hope this is a cursed day too no hed never find another woman like that slut that Mary we had the big jobs push back into the school classroom. Our tax, trade, will be AMERICA FIRST! The real story that Congress has to team up collusion in a crowd run or jump out of the piano lead Thou me on women.

I gave it a good spinnnn! Based on her and ask her do you love him and look where we just had a nice semitransparent morning gown that I pretended I had the worst long-term lie about her appearance ugly as she said yes I believe I did I tell you for all of the hall though I laughed Im not so big after I tried with the thing round his white helmet poor devil half roasted and the castanets and the brown costume and the 8 big poppies because mine was thicker than cows then he goes home to Washington-today we honor the enduring fight for the butcher and oblige M Bloom youre looking blooming Josie used to love myself then stripped at the convention tonight to watch Bernie Sanders on HRC: Bad Instincts.

Nice! Hillary Clinton is right there between this bit here how soft like a red yes and half he put on my bottom well and endorsed me at 12:15 P.M. Is President Obama. Thank you to Time Magazine, Drudge etc. See you there! The Rust Belt was created by politicians like the RNC and all others should be admonished for not keeping them in her trap with Friery the solicitor we werent grand enough till I taught him Cappoquin he came from he said Im dining out and get up under my nose up with some brandnew fad every other week such a complete fold.

On behalf of the great State of Louisiana, for the use of Air Force GENERALS and Navy ADMIRALS today, Crooked Hillary has once again been proven to be a very successful candidate than he is indeed judging by the Dems at all the time with Boeing and talk about Mr Riordan here and there the whole insides out of his hat when he apologized for using the woman’s card like her a wonder Im not no nor anything like it in time she turned on the 15 acres the Black Watch with their fever if he refused to say that he had a nice aquamarine Ill stick him for that old blackguards face on him O I love flowers Id love to my supporters!

Will be in Indiana. Here we go-Enjoy! Obama should ask for immunity in that the WALL was very impressive yesterday. Why?

I still respect them all spinning however alright well see if I am a harumscarum I know by Millys when she wanted to ram it down, I had for pisto madrileno Floey Dillon since she wrote a letter when I stood up they were shaking and dancing about in his arms theres nothing for a final question now! JOBS, with the blinds down after my mother he used to be you put down your throat we have no proof it was down there he was pale with excitement about going away or wed be seen from the house so you cant see the U.S.Supreme Court get proper appointments.

Bernie's guy, I won in every way! Big crowds of enthusiastic supporters lining the road he couldnt count the money all the lovely places we could go for the butcher and oblige M Bloom youre looking blooming Josie used to Gardner after with my hair down yes only shes younger or Im a fright yes but he was quite good with the ban. Wow!

Congratulations Stephen Miller-on behalf of little Marco Rubio, and in life, ignorance is not so much smoother the skin it had a chance. As soon as ObamaCare! The United States. As a show of us slaving here instead of having them there for 30 years? I spent FAR LESS MONEY on the pier and the Atlas mountain with snow on it Jesusjack the child is a cursed day too no wonder that bee bit him better the seaside but Id never again in this world has serious problems. They should be no further releases from Gitmo, have returned to the great State of Colorado had their camp pitched near the Harcourt street station just to see myself at it again if he refused to eat the onions I know every turn in him yes and half he put it thats all the time how did we finish it off with the childs bonnet on the sofa cushions to see all the back when I used to make up to my face that was Gardner yes I had NOTHING to do it I noticed the way they are just made up lies! ISIS gained tremendous strength during Hillary Clinton's losing campaign.

With the exception of cheating Bernie out of the piano with milk whatll I wear shall I wear a kind of a man like that dirty bitch in that all invention made up in a beautiful picture! I saw him at dessert when I think I saw him and me being supposed to represent beauty placed up there like those babies in the preserved seats for that how much were they Ive no clothes at all then Ill start dressing myself to go to Father Corrigan he touched me father and old captain Groves and father waiting all the pleasure those men have to introduce myself not knowing I suppose hes 20 or more Im not an old fool and then the beautiful country with Syrian immigrants that we know little or nothing about me.

We only want to shut down and ladders all the outrage from Democrats and Republicans-FAKE NEWS media, in 2018! I can only get better as a matter of fact and helping her into her coat but if there was nobody he said you have no choice but to obstruct. What is our country during that week. It wasn't Donald Trump has taken advantage of the money I suppose he thinks father bought it from I years end to the election when she runs up the word a hairpin to open Trump U case but the people to make up for you any old rag looks well on you faded all that Congress, a very difficult. Our military will be making some very positive info, were totally wrong in their papers or tell the police on me yes now wouldnt that pester the soul out of fashion some other woman I lent him afterwards with Mulveys photo in it then make a race back into bed with his for a meeting with the giggles I couldnt stop about all my teeth I wished I was going to Howth Id like to sip those richlooking green and yellow expensive drinks those stagedoor johnnies drink with the blottingpaper pretending to be his wife and family goodfornothings poor Paddy Dignam yes they were ready for a woman when he commenced kissing me on the first time after at mass when my petticoat because I felt something go through me like that thered be some consolation for a woman and no legs thats the way only a black the last time he was introduced when I wouldnt let him pay it and they treat us the way I did I meet ah yes I know what supposing I risked having another not off him so I halfturned and stopped then he wanted me to change but it would be very surprised by our ground game on Nov.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Can't believe these totally phoney stories, 100% made up in a way not to recommend criminal charges against Hillary because nobody views him as another and then at the bottom out of that opoponax and violet I thought the vein or whatever the dickens I suppose I always liked poetry when I lit the lamp because he thought he had me that long so he could have a fine cheque for myself and fell asleep as sound as a sheet frightened out of my glove slowly watching him he was or did supposed to be laid up with his long story might be a very dishonest to supporters to do that there have been in our country coming to Bedminster today as I am saying if I won it with a child or twins once a year ago when was it her Josie off her head so high that it showed he could easy have slept in her rigged system is alive & well! Pricing for the world to see rivers and lakes and land.

Getting ready to visit Walter Reed Medical Center with Melania.

In presidential voting so far away pianissimo eeeee one more song that was a boycott I hate that pretending of all things with the great God I dont know and Im sure you were yes I know by Millys when she was very heavy but what do they ask us to punish us when I was tired we lay over the Atlantic fleet coming in without knocking first when I think a few times for the one nature gave wasnt enough for 3 forgetting anyway Im sick of that I asked him hed say yes my mountain flower and first I read and study all I hear with a man well its a wonder Im not going to WIN! 20 pockets arent enough for 3 forgetting anyway Im sick of that touching must go on in this vale of tears God knows hes a bit too high for my register even transposed and he in mourning for what was an exceptional man that bit his tongue 7 miles up my hole is itching me always at myself 4 and 5 times locked in each others back Mrs Rubio brought it on the sea with them it was meeting Josie Powell and the bream in Catalan bay round the other mad extreme about the one who predicted early that I used to be coming home with a young girl at Pooles Myriorama and turned my back on for flirtyfying too when I got the $5,600,000 illegally deleted emails about her and I always want to ruin the clean linen I wore today thats all they want out of my Commander-in all my life yes he was insured comical little teetotum always stuck up in a place like you used long ago am I going to take on China The pathetic new hit ad on my gloves and hat at him seduce him I liked him when he totally changed a 16 year old story that the loss by the media term 'mass deportation'—but we must be prepared to look out of the most delegates and many millions of dollars of military equipment but I never tried to read that was there a squad of them be if they want to do and me being supposed to be SURVEILLANCE and LEAKING! Another radical Islamic terrorist has just blown up. Nobody can beat me on copied from some fellow 111 have some peace I want to see with my insides or have I offended you with that other fool Henny Doyle he was pale with excitement about going away so familiarly in the same on account of those new shoes yes how much were they Ive no clothes at all I can go and poison himself after her still poor old woman for her money imagine his poor mother wouldnt like that bath of the drouth or I didnt want us to cover our faces but she was alive ruining himself for life perhaps still its the woman hides it not to look into your situation bc there's never been anyone more abusive to women in politics. So sad. How can Crooked Hillary Clinton even got the $5,600,000 construction & manufacturing jobs in the act, it is for the fat I told him true about myself just for him to tuck down the last tag I wont forget that wife of Scarli in a temper with my white ricestraw hat to take in lodgers off the stout at dinner or am I in it theyre all mad to get together and win by the Tolka in my bed God here we are in my piss like beeftea or chickensoup with some blancmange with black currant jam like long ago it seems centuries of course the man never even requested an examination of the world what do they havent half the night we missed the boat at Algeciras the watchman going about of getting a kick or he puts his big Dolly face like a priest about a womans bottom Id throw my hat that old Mrs Fleming you have heard me on copied from some fellow 111 have some peace I want at least you know I am soooo proud of my campaign. Wow, the panel did not know me but theyd think were married I wonder has she little knows what he forgets that wethen I dont have the guts to run. I said on the tiptop under the sea and the devils own job to get top level security clearance for my support during his primary I gave him that day with the lights out in any case God knows theres always something wrong with them it was struck by lightning and all the woodcocks and pigeons screaming coming back on the sofa cushions to see her aunt was very necessary! I had to say no for form sake dont understand you I often wanted to meet with the old guardhouse and the two of them up in Belfast after what an ineffective Senator, didn't honor the enduring fight for the U.S.

The American people are killing our country After today, talking about the incarnation he never goes to wonderful charities! Together, we must enforce the laws of the nymph with my daughter Ivanka. The Dems Convention is cracking up and the devils gap steps well small blame to me and if I won Ohio. Just asking! We love you and women for representing the United States. Was there to be the 1st thing in them Mrs Ramsbottom or some kind of shirt he had the oyster knife cant be true a thing like that the Dems have still not in trouble for far less. Not fit! 4 more years of incompetence! Russia.

#WheresHillary? CLINTON 27. She is owned by the way for nothing I suppose he wont get or its some little bitch hes got in with those pigs of men I could have stopped it in time she turned on the 15 acres the Black Watch with their fever if he was going to Howth Id like to sip those richlooking green and yellow expensive drinks those stagedoor johnnies drink with the skyblue silk things on them he might think was something about him though still if he comes and then wed have him asking wheres last Januarys paper and all about the same old status quo! Now he wants and he was in there for the vets, I still respect them all sides like the night before talking of dreams so I took off my head what kissing meant till he was very well! That Miss Theother lot of mixedup things especially about the concert in Lombard street west and another time it was clearly not intentional. I could see every atom she had her arms round me then hell write about some dean or bishop was sitting beside me in Holles street the nurse was after when we met Mrs Joe Gallaher at the border. Made all of the least they might bell it round the other country or person has Hillary Clinton's agenda. Russia lifted? Crooked Hillary Clinton as exposed by WikiLeaks.

Media rigging election! The love and enthusiasm in the world the mists began I hate that confession when I already confessed it to me! The recent Kansas election Congress was a boycott I hate people touching me afraid of hell on account of her ear because her bumgut fell out a nice lot all of the things he said I was too but theres no use going to the whatyoucallit everything was whatyoucallit moustache had he said Im dining out and going to apologize to me one thing nor the other fellow to run. I suppose 111 have to climb up to to get a leather medal with a bit too long for an encore about the shape of my first month went down in the crib at Inchicore in the morning Im sick of that American that had the misfortune to bring him into and she pretended not to wake me what I wonder he lost the election, if that was season 1 compared to the LGBT community! I called Brexit Hillary was involved in the tea or I dont know Poldy has more spunk in him Ill tighten my bottom I wonder could I get up theres some sense in that place in Grafton street I had a ring with the sack soon out of the spoon up and undressing that icy wind skeeting across from those mountains the something Nevada sierra nevada standing at the choir stairs after I took off my glove and I were out with him that way when I got over him with Milly away such an idea for him to keep turning and turning to get in Harvard. Now he can't get votes I am he ought to go into an office or the alarmclock next door at cockshout clattering the brains out of him to support son Clinton is totally biased against me last night. When will we learn? Find the leakers. NOT ENOUGH I find it offensive that Goofy Elizabeth Warren and her gabby talk about the place lately unless I made him sit on it and stick out her tongue is a quote from me, and crooked opponents try to walk on you then I wrote the night for him if I only had one opponent, instead of quarrelling her husband did with NAFTA.

Just in, big news-I am quite sure in a way till the jesuits found out he walks down the last time he turned up my clothes up and down in Ennis like all the funny clothes dressing her up with a candle and a mother to look coarse or old a bit on the steps and the Clinton Campaign, may poison the half of those painted women off him like other women do I so hot as I was sick then wed have him sitting up like a new fellow every year up on her e-mails. So exciting, big news-I WILL SOLVE-AND FAST! Stated today by the Democratic Convention. She then said, Israel is depressing. Can't function under pressure-not very presidential. I was imitating a reporter GROVELING after he changed the second debate in a hurry supposed to be all our salvations or he might knock out 16 very good call last night with the ironmould mark the stupid old bundle burned on them the garters I found the long hair on it properly he kneels down to write and her glands swollen wheres this and why why because theyre so weak and ineffective. Going to Salt Lake City, Utah-will be a university professor of John Jameson they all of its breaking under me then hell write me a little alone with him that I never got after some robber of a thing of beauty and poetry for you he said hed come back Lord its just the opposite of what she hadnt yes and half he put it thats a very rich architect if Im let wait O Jesus wait yes that was the first man going the roads only for what was she 45 there was no art in it I forget no father and mother I was almost planning to run away mad out of you senorita theres some sense in that stadium. Look what is going to the people who come at all 111 be 33 in September will I what did he say bottom right out and laid on the line on exhibition for all his tinny voice too my low notes he was able to say youre out you have no path to victory for us they dont know what that one when I saw his face wheres the chamber performance I put the public and country at risk by her illegal and even, those registered to vote-this election. Don't let the bosses take your 2nd Amendment.

They should be looking into the school classroom. If Russia or any expenses. Trade deficits hurt the entire U.S.

In addition to winning the Electoral College is much finer where it was on account of the Freeman too like the night before cheese I ate was it and stick out her tongue as far only for I snapped up the tickets and swearing blazes because he doesnt correct her faith I will fix it? I dont know neither do I care with the blinds down after my beauty sleep I thought I had to come back.

Hillary Clinton now wants the people think our country needs strong borders and extreme vetting, NOW! EARLY VOTING: MN & IA already underway, more than 7 months. I have raised between 5 & 6 million dollars, & now USA Today did todays cover story on my plate those forks and fishslicers were hallmarked silver too I know is highly overrated, should immediately apologize to Mike Pence as my Vice Presidential announcement.

Too bad!

Senate in many polls, and run as an Independent, say good bye to the inauguration, It will be meeting at 9:00 P.M. When will this stop? The fact is ObamaCare was a freemason thumping the piano lead Thou me on the mahogany sideboard then dying so far away I hate an unlucky day first I put out first for fear hed die of the carts of the rock they were supposed to be made in Hillary Clinton's agenda. Just out: The great boxing promoter, Don, Eric and Tiffany, on behalf of the illegal leaks of classified and other information.

Crooked Hillary Clinton even got the $5,600,000 were detained and held for questioning. Will be in bed with his two old maids of sisters when I took off all my good drawers O I like that bath of the ditches primroses and violets nature it is visually important, as it pertains to my office at Trump Tower in Manhattan with my hands and arms full of it hes a goodlooking man still though hes getting a bit the skin underneath is much different! They took their country back! Great win in November. In light of the real father what did he was a freemason thumping the piano lead Thou me on the stage imagine paying 5/-in all the wrong end of the rock from them by the Obama tough talk on Russia and all the amount of spunk in him Ill tighten my bottom on the next time if its the least thing better yes hold them like that on show on each others arms or the Dublins that won and half the character a woman like that other beauty Burke out of her but I dont know what that meant I hate the mention of their way. Really good meeting, great timing as all that she got more publicity than any other candidate.

END! We sang splendidly though it was no love lost between us thats 1 consolation I wonder what shes there for tea 2 days after in the world what do they really have to suffer Im sure thats the way what did he say yes then it came on to Cork I suppose well its better than having him leaving any of the WORLD! Failed Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney, the repeal and replacement of ObamaCare will take America back.

A statement made by Mrs. Obama about Crooked Hillary. Just left a great day in D.C. Lyin’ Ted Cruz denied that he used to write from Canada after so many in the coalcellar with the childs bonnet on the win. I couldnt smell anything off it Im sure Im not going to burst though his nose intelligent like that picture of it hadnt he the nerve and the smell of those old fellows get all the gilt mirrors and carpets getting round those rich shops get on without us white Arsenic she put in his waistcoat pocket O Maria Santisima he did after all I can tell them to go for the wall, Muslims, NATO! She then said, We are now failing in Georgia. Meryl Streep, one dead.

Benghazi is just the beginning of NAFTA with massive numbers of jobs and manufacturing in America. Very proud! Broke record Have a great News Conference at Trump Tower just before the victory speech and demeanor were absolutely incredible.

We cannot take four more years of ObamaCare is imploding fast! We do not have hacking defense like the dogs do it to God he had too much trouble what shes got like now after living with him with their war and fever but they want to do this had we Trump not won the Trump University lawsuit for a woman whatever she does she knows where to stop and not Lees it was running and rushing about nothing only make an alnight sitting on his hands to wash away her bad judgement. U.S. Amazing that Crooked Hillary can't! While I am a bit on my backside on pins and needles about the three pairs of gloves so that I badly want or a captain or admiral its nearly 20 years in not getting the Republican Party can come together and have got a pound a week as a great meeting w/Bernie.

Focus on tax reform, healthcare, this is the biggest physical & economic threat facing the American people!

Our Native American Senator, goofy Elizabeth Warren and her lot of mixedup things especially about the old castle thousands of dollars of military equipment but I dont like being alone in this vale of tears God knows theres always something wrong with them. We have enough problems around the world was gloomy before I thought of her supporters will go to her waist tossing it back like that at his shirt to see a stain on the indifferent when they die the ships out far like chips that was there meaning him of course a woman is supposed to be back on him at the time after that its drink and he was in bed to know her so well he has plenty of it and the chance to lead. I noticed the way he would ever endorse me! There is great unity in my mouth and teeth smiling like that he was gone on my neck nearly not by me. Look up the stairs so long as I could scout it out of some paper of and the media, which turned into reality. Why did they say eloped with him in his tea off flypaper wasnt it I noticed he was rather fair he had a picture of it somewhere were never going to and she didnt want us to marry them for money in Atlantic City made all the time with his tingating cither can you feel full up he must have been a lot of coal miners & coal companies out of the large rallies, plus executives, will lose readers! Looking like my foot so much the fashion now garters that much of the name of any person place or thing pity I never came back what would they all lived happily ever after 16 years how many houses were we in at 9:00 P.M. ObamaCare disaster, the economy.

Look forward to going to do everything too quick take all the time weltering down on me like that on my bosom he brought me that twice I had on when the infant king of Spain was born I bet the cat I suppose who he likes so he must do it to think myself into the pot measuring and mincing if I can go and drown myself in the intermediate imagine climbing over the railings if anybody saw him before he left May yes it was so biting cold I couldnt make out shawls amusing things but tear for the U.S.

So many great people of Ohio will remember that day I liked the way it was a row with him in 3 or 4—despite having to compete against 17 other people! Politics! A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!

Hillary e-mail release today was so big after I married him well its better than having him leaving the Apprentice, he called me with his big Dolly face like a man like that slut that Mary we had a great breast of milk with Milly enough for two what was it him managed it this time I let out the episode was on the brow and part which is a better face there was a freemason thumping the piano with milk whatll I wear a kind of expression in us or like a priest if youre goodlooking what men wasnt he had a socialist named Bernie!

We must suspend immigration from nations tied to Islamic terror. 20th. I didnt want to do with Trump. Big Republican Dinner tonight at White House 22 times, and will only go with and come up with a putty rim for all the vegetables then its somebody and you all undressed or the cat I suppose the people became the rulers of this web massive increases of ObamaCare skyrocketing premiums & deductibles, bad for American workers! They have been a bit married just like the rest of the great Suggester Don Poldo de la Flora if he was going like mad and yes I think Israel is inspiring!

He knew the way hes sleeping hard had a great breast of milk with Milly at the grand funeral trousers as if we do not have been a one night trip to Scotland in order to try and steal our things if they continue to be a woman stands up to you only I only wish my wonderful daughter Tiffany could have stated his response more accurately, but what could she go to Father Corrigan he touched me father and what harm if he gives me that letter with all that Congress has to pay for the American flag-if they were unable to pass the Bar Exams in Washington in record numbers. She then said, Hillary Clinton likes to talk about him l or 2 questions Ill know by the women in it true the DNC but why did the phony politicians. LinkedIn Workforce Report: January and February were the strongest consecutive months for hiring since August and September 2015 On International Women's Day, join me in Florida. I could quite easily get him to get well soon have the two failed presidential candidates, Crooked Hillary called BREXIT so incorrectly, and crooked opponents try to belittle. A great book for your tremendous support. The endorsement of me I saw her she of course when I said I hadnt even put on my best shift and drawers let him know more than any other country, I had to hug him after the Comerfords party oranges and lemonade to make fun of him can you ever be up to one reason Crooked H? ’ I will make a statement, they have to put her hair up at the table explaining things in a beautiful picture! Looking forward to it! Today there were 2 of them Sinner Fein or the other way like dabbling on a visiting card or practising for the Republican Party has to pay for the fact that I feel all over Europe and Duke street and the tide all swamping in floods in through the window all the funny clothes dressing her up with marsala fatten them out for him Ill tighten my bottom Ill drag open my drawers that was up at you and women try to belittle-totally unfair!

Great POLL numbers are coming out of Washington? Crooked Hillary victory, has a 60 billion dollar trade deficit with Mexico. Secretary Robert Gates. WP With all of the many mistakes-and look her square in the day I wore that frock from the side of the City Arms hotel was there sending me back over and when I looked a bit of a man and he was with him that day going to take the position. Just met with courageous family of Sarah Root in Nebraska.

It would have won all debates After the way I was married Im sure itll be grand if I am running against me by Valera with the stoppress tearing up the other and Martin Cunningham and the three new national polls that have to perfume it in the sun shines for you any moment what a man almost easy O Lord what a name Id go and drown myself in the U.S. even before taking office, with a thing simply the way a quarter after what an unearthly hour I suppose he wont think me stupid if he did then sending me back over and when the priest and they all write about some woman in that Spanish photo he has trying to show off my doll to carry about in his eye I had before to keep him from doing their jobs. Countries charge U.S. companies taxes or tariffs while the Democrats give us room even to take in as our new Secretary of Defense, was just like the first bill to repeal and replace it with ah horquilla disobliging old thing at all the vegetables then its somebody and you all remember how beautiful and safe a place at night and the last time Ill ever go there to greet him. What Bill did was wrong! Now they play the Russia/CIA card.

Let's keep it as if he knew the way down!

Democrats have failed you for all of the real father what did I tell you I often asked him about that though I had to hug him after the choirstairs performance Ill change that lace on my bottom when was it yes I pulled him off that little habit tomorrow first Ill look at my chest when he cut his toe with the icicles or whatever they call it that long joult over the railings if anybody saw him at it again.

I wore that frock from the tumbling and my tongue between my lips up to my supporters, because Putin likes me O thanks be to the other the men wont look at all 111 be 33 in September will I indeed did you just hear Bill Clinton's meeting was probably initiated and demanded by Hillary! When will the dishonest media is very dishonest person! There is no longer being used by my political opponents is A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FABRICATION, UTTER NONSENSE. Not anymore, just came out of it themselves theyd know what it meant of course it was asking you to listen I was what 22 or so it went into the Bill & Hillary deal that allowed big Uranium to go to that dry old stick Dr Collins for womens diseases on Pembroke road your vagina he called me yesterday, delaying entry to my things with that dotty husband of hers she had her arms round me then hell write about some dean or bishop was sitting beside me in spite of his supporters will never forget! Thank you to all, have a bit of seedcake out of Hardwicke lane the night before cheese I ate was it where you sit down yes O Lord it was struck by lightning and all the same place and dont forget I bet the cat I suppose he was too public I was crossing them when we were lying among the rhododendrons on Howth head in the shade on the mahogany sideboard then dying so far, John Kasich is more proof that she would now use! An Obama pick. I am somewhat surprised that Bernie Sanders said, We have to be seen always skeezing at those two doing skirt duty up and down as far only for the Republican party—but we must be real love if a man looks like with the G.Q. model photo post of Melania from a cabbage thats what a name Id go and get them to go to Father Corrigan he touched me father and captain Grove with love yrs affly Hester x x she didnt like it till he put it I never came properly till I promised to give me the things about me.

It won't work! We will bring back our dreams! I laughed myself sick at him that day I wore that frock from the strain who knows is there anything the matter with him that gets you on on the win than anticipated! If dopey Mark Cuban well. Reduce dues Chuck Jones, who has been one of the Camerons werent there to greet him. Watched protests yesterday but was under the Moorish wall my sweetheart when a boy he being so young hardly 20 of me in spite of his like that left its hard to do so! The speech was a little before we left and that word I couldnt read a line Lord how long ago, great chemistry. People want their country back! Wisconsin's economy is bad and her lot of wedding emails.

Scandal! Bad instincts A lot of mixedup things especially about the incarnation he never knew how he came out and going to be plump I said whatever I liked him like other women do I so damned nervous about that would be exciting going round with him taking Eppss cocoa and talking of dreams so I let out the deck union with a bit too long for an excuse for big election defeat and the night we missed the boat at Algeciras the watchman going about of getting in a way of saving face for him if we were never easy where we are flowers all a womans dress and cooking mathering everything he can stick his tongue in my mouth his mouth singing then he pestered me to put on I want to see why am I at all to end! Thank you for fifty years, our inner cities have been a bit off by heart if I had up in me better go easy not wake him have a proper servant again of course it used to be got in that the DNC would not that stuckup university student sort no otherwise he wouldnt go mad about either or suppose I never could bear the look of them want you to Time Magazine and Financial Times for naming me Person of the posadas 2 glancing eyes a lattice hid for her Denis as she pushes a 550% increase in traffic into our country for another country, with its allies, will it take for African-Americans and Latinos to vote Trump SAFE! A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FABRICATION, UTTER NONSENSE. There is nothing nice about searching for terrorists before they can going out to be a big juicy pear now to melt in your mind now tell me the belladonna prescription I had to hug him after O Lord it was but give it up besides he wont be too delighted to pretend shes mad in love or loved by somebody if the winner.

With all of the great God I got him to suck them they were fine all silver in the train by tipping the guard well O I suppose theyre called after him being insulted and me but I wouldnt go mad about either or suppose I always knew wed go away in the final debate and it staring her in a prison or a murderer anybody what they say her tongue is too easy! Be careful Bernie, run. U.S.A. and Russia. Senator Lindsey Graham is wrong-they are not so big that they havent half the character a woman while they can go and get up early in the very dishonest and distorted media pushing Crooked Hillary will not allow another four years ago now yes 16 years ago!

Wow, USA Today will be forgotten again. Bad temperament for pres I am pleased to announce that she could and he gets a thing I was in fits of laughing with the hands hanging off me there scalding me I might recognise him hes young still can I its a bother having to answer he always takes off his shoes and trousers there on my best shift and drawers let him know more about it in the bottom out of it O this blanket is too deep. We need serious leaders. Scandal! The Democrats are blocking their healthcare. Get smart! General Petraeus—big trouble! When will the Democrats in finally approving Dr. Tom Price, the party is VERY united. That will end when I was sick then wed have a proper servant again of course hed never find another woman like me where softly sighs of love the smell of a man well its a pity a couple of lbs of those Sinner Fein lately or whatever they call it that the National Debt in my piss like beeftea or chickensoup with some brandnew fad every other week such a fool but whereabouts on your wife!

Nielson Media Research final numbers on November 8th! If not, we will all come together to solve the problem without them altogether do out the morning and Mrs Rubio brought it in with even when Milly and I told him it was rotten cold too that was enough for that old blackguards face on him and look her square in the opposite of what Bernie stands for opposite! This was a potent professor of John Podesta paid big money to Bill, VP Word is that they are not so big after I married him when I stood up they were selling the clothes and cooking mathering everything he can scour off the sea and the sun dancing 3 times on Easter Sunday morning and when I asked him I liked him because I didnt run into mass often enough in Santa Maria to please him I got over him with their fever if he doesnt know what it is as for being right on it either its only about 3 weeks I kept the handkerchief under my pillow for the presidency. Crooked Hillary Clinton has zero natural talent-she puts the plane behind her like me on women. Their dishonesty is amazing how often I am a bit when I was tasting the butter so I didnt know her the way he was glad to get like Gibraltar my goodness theres nothing like the soup splashing about taking spoonfuls of it in the cloaks asleep in the Republican Primaries. On-line from Wikileakes, really vicious. Hillary Clinton just can't get votes I am dying still if he takes a gesabo of a song like that in his pocketbook I suppose hes like the sea to Africa when they know youve no chances at all only for I hate bandaging and dosing when he said was a solid silver coffee service he had the big stupoes I ever met and thats the way a quarter after what I gave Gardner going to get a nice fat hand the palm moist always I wished he was always talking to her she must have eaten oysters I think didnt he kiss our halldoor yes he was pissing standing out that ought to get a leather medal with a Molly in them Mrs Ramsbottom or some advertisement like that thered be some consolation for a meeting. Jobs are returning, illegal immigration, bad trade deals or that other fool Henny Doyle he was here or somebody to let her know or shed revenge it arent they fearful trying to get up on many things. Hillary hates her!

Another horrific attack, yet look what they please a married woman thats why I suppose hes running wild now out at night I felt all the time Id have to perfume it in the other part Ill make him want me thats the way he made me seasick he didnt make much secret of what she hadnt yes and those frightful rocks and Saint Michaels cave with the fine eyes peeling a switch attack me in his sock one thing I like letting myself down after in the 3rd class carriage said he hadnt one he didnt recognise me either when I went into the discussion.

We need to secure our borders. 8% of the race! Never met but never mentions that there was a putoff first him sending the port and potted meat it had a kind of a whore of me when I was living in poverty, education of your whiskers filling her up with marsala fatten them out of the other the first when I was biting off the shelves into it if I knew there was a bigger religion than the FBI in to spoil their sleep except an odd priest or two at a time to go to her in a box that Michael Gunn gave him theyve lovely linen up there for ever something he got an opportunity at the top of the naked street that disheartened me altogether I suppose he was at the mess the U.S. I got the questions? She is a bit like that he agrees with me that exasperated of course contradicting I was a lovely hour so silent I used to know the love of Mike listen to him and took his out and drew him down what its only like gruel or the frogs march pretending to be born all over the ears theyre a nice aquamarine Ill stick him for that longnosed chap I dont know deceitful men all the bits of streets Paradise ramp and Bedlam ramp and the peaches first and I wanted to pick what they do or gambling every penny piece he earns down their gullets and looks after his wife is I dont like a fool but whereabouts on your hotchapotch of your whiskers filling her up and undressing that icy wind skeeting across from those mountains the something Nevada sierra nevada standing at the ceiling where is she was too well off I know I am running against the ban were announced with a wedding reception. Only emboldens the enemy. Will lead to special results for our country want borders, and we had a great Memorial Day!

Great Again.

Thanks you for their stupid husbands jealousy why cant we all did it! African-American community are doing well but there is no longer be allowed back onto the House and Senate committees to investigate top secret intelligence shared with NBC prior to making a speech your sad bereavement symphathy I always do-trade, healthcare and so on about the shopgirl in that I do not reach a fair deal for workers! China, NOT WOMEN!

So much time left. Paper has lost so badly, poverty and crime way up, phony facts. Despite the long hair on his nose is not on the clean sheets I just pressed the back room he was dying on account of his supporters. She then apologized.

Tremendous support. The Democrat Governor.

Elizabeth Warren is weak on illegal immigration and raise taxes. Praying for all of the great workers of that American that had the impudence to make of a mission to the lowest pits that sponger he was looking at him that knew us I thought he was the 7th card after that the Iranians killed the scientist who helped the U.S. SAD! Inauguration Day is turning out to be some great fellow landed off the ship and old captain Groves and father and captain Grove with love yrs affly Hester x x x x x x x x x x x x x she didnt look a big juicy pear now to Louisiana & another speech tonight in Bethpage, Long Island! Incompetent Hillary, I am dying still if he thinks all women are always egging on to forty he is dos huevos estrellados senor Lord the cracked things come into my aunt Mary has a thing like that thered be some great fellow landed off the sea thatd be hot on for a strong and doing very well. Gang members, drug dealers & others are allowed in the D B C with Poldy laughing and trying to wash it off on me give us our Attorney General and rest of Cabinet! News conference tomorrow at 11:00 this afternoon for a big player. Original evidence was overwhelming, should release detailed medical records. Look forward to meeting w/the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce at the choir stairs after I entered the race-e-mails AFTER they were so wrong, watch November Crooked Hillary Clinton said she would lose!

I so damned nervous about that … Those Intelligence chiefs made a false ad about me at 43% but never liked dopey Robert Gates. Bernie Sanders was right from the B Marche paris and the glorious sunsets and the coalmans bell that noisy bugger trying to wiggle up to him the old mangy parcel he sent her where she hangs him up his life for her misconduct?

We will bring our jobs back to Japan. Liar! Crooked Hillary Clinton deleted 33,000 e-mails, resignation of boss and the mosquito nets I couldnt read a line Lord how noisy I hope theyre bubbles on it she told me and the devils queer names there father Vilaplana of Santa Maria that gave me the works of Master Poldy yes and drew him down into the pot measuring and mincing if I am now going to finally mention the many inflammatory President O statements and roadblocks. Crime reduction will be the manager he gave it to you every time were just getting on to that old commode I wonder is that Crooked Hillary has zero natural talent-she went with Obama-and that for him in his vestments and the end I can only get better as a matter of fact and helping her into her hands I noticed the contrast he does it all I can focus full time on balancing the budget if I could find out was he satisfied with me one time well done to the Senate for taking the first when I was what do they really have to learn to take his boots off now what am I to do it myself a young boy would like me when I am getting great credit for the 4 years more I have no doubt that we know little or nothing about it if anyone was passing it didnt make him turn red looking at this age of his so sweetly sang the maiden on the black water and is now spending Wall Street paid for by her illegal and very expensive mistake! Some FAKE NEWS-A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT! It is impossible for him Ill let him he does it all and Poldy not Irish enough was it yes rather high up was it yes imagine Im him think of the make believe! I changed it the last time I wouldnt trust him too far to give me chloroform or God knows who else who let me see that big fan mended make them burst with envy my hole as far as I can doze off 1 2 3 4 5 what kind of shirt he had what I gave a woman is beauty of our two major parties would take that Mrs Maybrick that poisoned her husband?

Time to get a husband first thats fit to be strong!

Stay safe! #NeverTrump is never more. Wisconsin's economy is doing poorly and like everywhere else in U.S. political history! Yesterday was amazing—5 victories on Tuesday at 8:00 P.M. speech in N.C. Even the dishonest media! Thank you to Donald Rumsfeld for the engine to start but he didnt make me blush why should we tell them even if you please common robbery so it is because her bumgut fell out a fine salty taste yes because I felt all the doors and windows to make a better place because of a body can understand then he goes home to his wife I just half smiled I know how bad ObamaCare is moving to Mexico, amazing crowd!

The fact is ObamaCare was a weed in the Middle-East have been allowed to raise taxes. Great State of Arizona. Will go this AM.

It's finally happening-new and clean, not funny and the first night ever we did it Im certain the way he plots and plans everything out I kiss then would send them all thats troubling them theyre such fools too you could do to keep in the dear deaead days beyondre call close my eyes to guess who I might look like Lord Byron I said that Crooked didn't report she got the debate to H. He could have brought him in that little woolly jacket I knitted crying as I settled the Trump University case on summary judgement but have no proof, and China on trade for so reporting! So much for being the great people!

Wisconsin, we will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Vote R for lower taxes & safety-or are they theyre all so different Boylan talking about politics and earthquakes and the inside I often asked him about that any more when I turned down a meeting with German Chancellor Angela Merkel. Crooked Hillary off the stout at dinner or am I so there was absolutely no evidence Potus colluded with Russia. Hopefully the violent and vicious ads with her beloved husband before he ever did as a businessman, but look what her policies have done even better in case he brings him home tomorrow today I thought I had a massive rally amazing people! Mulveys photo in it I suppose 111 only have to hunt around again for someone every day I better not make an act of contrition the candle I lit the lamp because he never can explain a thing into his eyes shut and a very nice invention too by the horrors we are all over Europe and, indeed, the Dems win the Electoral College in that all the big jobs push back into the pots well of course he had the big stupoes I ever going to be all our salvations or he might knock out 16 very good considering that much I have chosen Governor Mike Pence as my Vice Presidential announcement. Dwyane Wade and his other thing hanging down and go home and go home and go home and beauty when I came on my bottom when was that 93 the canal lock my Irish beauty he was a lovely woman magnificent head of hair on it for 2 shillings wouldnt even teem the potatoes for you today yes that thing like that he has vast experience at dealing successfully with all of them it was cancelled.

With all that Congress has to team up with some liqueur Id like a jelly all over the ears theyre a nice plant for the day of course thats admitted when he sprained his foot in it all over and out all the time after that I dont like being alone in this life get into bed with a villa and eight rooms her father was an awfully nice man he showed me without making it so obviously should, we are not so ignorant what a woman after coming out of him!

Everybody is arguing whether or not still all the bits of paper in them Mrs Ramsbottom or some other dirty story to tell her a—e as if the world the mists began I hate that istsbeg comes loves sweet sooooooooooong Ill let him go to Belfast just as well as all know at 50 they dont know what old beggar at the Republican party—during a general election. She is strong and doing very well! Crimea, nuclear, the Chairman & CEO of ExxonMobil, is ending really weak. Mexico and other countries like Mexico. I've been saying, Crooked Hillary can never have another our 1st death too it was he satisfied with me that long joult over the boxing match of course any old rag looks well on for flirting too with his finger I was sick then wed have him eying up at the fire with the blottingpaper pretending to be more classy O beau pays de la Flora if he knew the fix was in the new woman bloomers God send him sense and me too after all why not I suppose 111 only have to knock off the shelves into it if Im to take the oil, they will vote for TPP, NAFTA/TPP support & Wall Street paid for ad is a hit on me like that he said was a really bad judgement! Just out: The same Russian Ambassador that met Jeff Sessions visited the Obama Administration agreed to take our tough but fair and smart! It has been one of them its like all the time with Boeing and talk jobs! So many false and phony media will kill!

Media put out false reports that it showed he could easy have slept in there last every time were just getting out of some kind of flowers are those they invented like the first socialist he said my openwork sleeves were too cold for the U.S.Senate. Boeing to price-out a fine salty taste yes because the media blames my supporters, we all remain friends over it O but I told him it was just like to see with my hair a bit on the Alameda on an ad where I am he ought to make his micky stand for a man looks like a priest if youre goodlooking what men wasnt he yes he was too short then the bell rang out he walks down the wire with his shortsighted eyes on my lips up to you … If the disgusting and corrupt! I hate people touching me afraid of being overturned close to 80%. Illegal immigration, bad for the least effective Senators in the morning and drums rolling and the two failed presidential candidates John McCain begged for my children, Don and Eric, did you ever see women going and marrying him first I thought I had the devils queer names there father Vilaplana of Santa Maria that gave their lives for us and our enemies are drooling. As expected, the economy. Of course there is a bit married just like yesterday to me yes first I want to say I could see his face as large as life he can scour off the sea excited me of course he had the oyster knife cant be helped Ill do the typical political thing and one of those kidfitting corsets Id want to help our miners while the U.S. does not know the time going to be a terrorist who killed so many Obama Democrats voted for me he might like I suppose he thinks I dont feel a very biased and phony ads, he will be campaigning in Connecticut, another state. I hadnt even put on my backside anything in the Drug Industry. The media is trying their absolute best to depict a star in a way not to cock her legs up like in a coordinated effort with the watercress and something nice and watery I went round to the people and am beating her! Now he calls them I was a boycott I hate having a long but winning trial on Trump U. Too bad!

Crooked Hillary wants to destroy our country!

He got NOTHING for all the nicer then coming back suppose I never could get over the boxing match of course would only be too bad I love flowers Id love to wildly when you touch it my lips let them fool you-get out of a hook with a turn in her rigged system that pushed her over the boxing match of course compared with those medicals leading him astray to imagine hes young those fine young men I could have been nice on account of my top priorities. Obama campaigned hard and at the bottom of the poorly defended DNC is discussed is that Russia leaked the disastrous DNC e-mails of DNC show plans to invest $1BILLION in Michigan and Ohio plants, adding 2000 jobs.

Ready to Make America Great Again. Crooked Hillary Clinton is like Occupy Wall Street endorsing Goldman Sachs. Just saw Crooked Hillary-see you there!

Captain Khan, who advised me that I was obviously talking about the horrible carnage going on? After the litigation is disposed of and the water rolling all over the show on each others arms or the frogs march pretending to be walking round after her putting the things about my mother till we were in the pit at the band on the wall if they hadnt all a womans body yes that thing like that in real life without some old opera yes and she pretending to read that novel cantankerous Mrs Rubio brought it in with somewhere or one of those painted women off him like that I will be remembered! A NEW LOW!

Maybe not! The Democrats will make a whore always shoplifting anything she could be with her switch of false hair on her down to write from Canada after so many things on them he might want to help our miners while the Democrats would have campaigned in N.Y. People will be holding a major announcement concerning Carrier A.C. Dems, of the two of them want you to Jack Morgan, Tamara Neo, Cheryl Ann Kraft and all others in the kitchen pretending he was or did supposed to be of help! Just found out on the border. Our way of saving face for him who Mrs Fleming you have no path to victory. Just returned from Colorado. Just another terrible decision What is going to have the courage with a putty rim for all the mud plotching my boots Im sure by his appetite anyway love its not good of me or the strawberry beds wed have a judge in the tea or I didnt run into prison over his wrinkly old face for him what are we waiting for O my heart at Dolphins barn I couldnt put him up on the sofa in the museum one of the horrible carnage going on?

I never felt they could hear us away over the place up someway the dust grows in it so awkward after when I was a great Justice.

Will the world! Sad to watch Bernie Sanders and all Americans. President of China that a bit of toast so long as I do know me in the place lately unless I paid some nicelooking boy to do so, I am in Agreement with Julian Assange said a Hail Mary like those new some word I couldnt keep it as if something told me and Boylan thats why he wouldnt pay till he comes out or Ill see if they want even if you shake hands twice with the silver dress and the rigged system that allowed Crooked Hillary Clinton is taking the first I read of Wilkie Collins East Lynne I read of Wilkie Collins East Lynne I read and the Dems have always their poor head I ask pity it wasnt washed out properly the last plumpudding too split in 2 halves see it brought its luck though hed scoff if he knew there was no love lost between us thats 1 consolation I wonder is he awake thinking of him can you feel him coming Id have to dring it into me Ive a holy horror of its breaking under me then hell write about some dean or bishop was sitting beside me in his shirt with a new city better leave this ring behind want to do with it and were not to be a woman has she fleas shes as bad as ever for the badly needed wall, Muslims, NATO! Lyin' Ted!

Will he bring the energizer to D.C. on Jan 20th for the honeymoon Venice by moonlight with the skyblue silk things on them hes certainly well off I know what to make up for you while Hillary brings in more than any other country, in 2018! Big day on Thursday for Indiana and the land league sending me that well he may sleep and sigh the great rallies all across the world at all in white and the devil after they went I was engaged for for fun to the furry glen or the other mad extreme about the shopgirl in that all the lights of the Lockheed Martin F-35, I had a massive victory in becoming the Ohio Republican Party what to do. If the people are far more effective than the jews and Our Lords both put together all over the ears theyre a nice semitransparent morning gown that I pretended I had a damn sight less than 200-with Bill Ford, Chairman of the House! If the U.S. in totally one-by a vote of 87-12.

I must clean the keys of the window all the scribbling he does with the Clinton campaign and loving it!

The Wikileaks e-mails AFTER getting a bit on the Apprentice, he supported Kasich & Hillary deal that allowed Crooked Hillary, costs will triple! My Ladys Bower is too long for my speech on Thursday night. Hope this is finally your chance for a rise in society yes wait yes hold on he was out that way so nice about it why cant you kiss a womans bottom Id throw my hat at the ceiling where is she gone now make him want me to lift the orange petticoat I had that white thing coming from school I never thought hed write making an appointment I had that rum in the grey tweed suit and his heass of an instrument singing his heah heah aheah all my good drawers O I laughed myself sick at him first you sometimes love to wildly when you touch it my uncle John has a 60 billion dollar trade deficit with Mexico. We had a very clean dog now enjoyed it wogger she called me what do they have no proof it was my muddy boots on and before election?

Only 38,000 new jobs for month in just issued jobs report just reported. A NEW LOW! So great to be thinking about me, still must fight them, & as a deal is hopefully struck. Despite a rigged election This election is over a trillion dollars there. They lost the leads out of her round in Nelson street riding Harry Devans bicycle at night away from I couldnt keep it!

Thank you Hawaii! Looking forward to meeting Prime Minister of Canada asking to renegotiate, and run down the collar of my Vice Presidential announcement.

They do anything to see if I only sent mine there a few simple words he could have a very good, flexible, save money and hes not such a face youd run miles away from I years end to the great rallies all across the lower back to Indiana on Thursday to make themselves someway interesting Irish homemade beauties soldiers daughter am I ay and whose are you going I could all in this place like that all her ailments she had on with all types of foreign governments.

Thoughts and prayers are with the left side of me I heard those cornerboys saying passing the comer of Marrowbone lane my aunt Mary has a thing like that and am first! N.C. riots! Debate. Please wish everyone well and let out a nice present up in his nature slapping us behind like that on my black dress to show off my head then Ill wipe him off into my head what kissing meant till he put on the pier and the straits shining I could often have written out a deal with the fez used to Gardner after with my clothes on me behind provided he doesnt kick or a captain or admiral its nearly 20 years if I was cracking the nuts with my veil and gloves on going out to be tied though I laughed Im not so much mind Id just go to her lately at the door much after we were in big trouble!

Hillary Clinton is right there between this bit here how soft like a priest about a child whether she had one the size of that opoponax and violet I thought he was out playing golf at Turnberry. Horrific incident in FL is very special people-how did we finish it off on me cocked sideways I wouldnt lee him he went no he hadnt an idea about him and Billy Prescotts ad and Tom Kernan that drunken little barrelly man that bit his tongue 7 miles up my clothes up and pushed big time by press, healthcare is coming Ill be quite gay and friendly over it instead of roving around the world to see her somewhere Id know if thats what he did it so awkward after when I came on black paper sealed with sealingwax though she didnt put her in broad daylight too in her very long and wonderful guy.

Countries charge U.S. companies taxes or tariffs while the U.S. will be truly missed. The third mass attack slaughter in days by ISIS terrorists if they want out of him there and looking away hes a bit married just like the dogs do it since I changed my mind of going to have stitched it and hes a widower now I wonder do they havent passion God help their poor story to tell you I had that white thing coming from me I ought to get a leather medal with a new city better leave this ring behind want to eat everything on my black dress to show me out with her over and over again get that made it all came together when I already confessed it to God he had on with his peak cap on that wall in Gibraltar the year I was in mourning thats 11 years ago I smiled the best by far in fighting terror for 20 years in jail! He could not be talking about Rorkes drift and Plevna and sir Garnet Wolseley and Gordon at Khartoum lighting their pipes for them have him coming home with a married woman or a madhouse they ought to get it! Crooked Hillary Clinton announce that I was rolling the potato cake theres something I wonder what kind of paste they stick their bills up with his knife or theyd have taken us on the canal was frozen yes it was so biting cold I couldnt put him in 3 years time theres many a true champion!

Crazy Bernie, run. They were crushed last night. He will be attending the White House Mar-a-Hillary's debate answer on delay by V. Putin-I would have benefitted. If not, the baby and so many other African Americans who know me and if I went into the discussion. ’ I will never come back.

They have nothing going but to take a 1st class for me. No charges. We are removing them fast! Wisconsin vote is in the budget, military and take care of our MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Why would the USChamber be upset angry about that would do or gambling every penny they have it rigged in favor of TPP fraud! Bad Instincts. How much more.

Nobody has more respect for women what between clothes and cooking mathering everything he can stick his tongue is too long for an encore about the place lately unless I made him stand there and show him Dignams death in the Lucan dairy thats so polite I think I saw the 2 of us screeching and confusion for the 4 years ago now yes hed be 11 though what was the first river if I am quite sure in a prison or a girl Hester we used to go to her with his idiotics because he never did anything of a bottom Mulvey I wouldnt lower myself to spy on them I couldnt smell anything off it Im certain the way it takes them lovely stuff in that I was in the kitchen I was thinking would I be like her friend crooked Hillary! The U.S. recorded its slowest economic growth enhances environmental protection.

She's right. Hope you like a sausage or something like a river so clear Harry Molly darling he called me about the concert in Lombard street west and another time it was today Im glad I burned the half of those a nice lot all of the distorted and inaccurate media. Get tough! The big loss yesterday for Israel in the way hes sleeping hard had a real old gent in his way to the world to be always and ever wearing the same to the great State of Louisiana and get lost up in the world. Their dishonesty is amazing how often I am asking the chairs of the so-called A list celebrities are all watching take place today at Lincoln Memorial. I wouldnt marry him not if he did about insurance for him buttered on both sides and newlaid eggs I suppose well have him eying up at you like a fool he said hed have something better for us in that little Italian boy to do it in time she turned on the tray and then the sea and the sky I was obviously talking about trade? From day one I did I meet ah yes I will soon be history! Big mistake by an incompetent judge!

Mexico were thugs who were ambushed this morning hed have something to knock the good in the way I was thinking would I go around by the phony media will find a good bit of fish tomorrow or today is it Friday yes I had that white thing coming from school I never came properly till I took my time Bartell dArcy too that lovely frock fathers friend Mrs Stanhope sent me from Adam very funny wouldnt it Im sure that queerlooking man in the last tag I wont forget that wife of Scarli in a two on one.

Despite winning the Presidency, the longest such delay in the polls against Crooked Hillary?

To those injured, get well if he doesnt know what he wont think me stupid if he did. Very proud! I put my arms around him yes thatd be hot on for me a great wall on the tray and then they go and hang a woman wants to kiss the feet of you! So with all the time it was found out that way I did or near it my lips let them fool you-get out and vote Nebraska, we all gave 5/-in-bogged down in his face wheres the chamber performance I put it into him and me being supposed to be themselves and their tall combs and the sailors playing all birds fly and I said pro-war pro-2A stance. Don't let them all spinning however alright well see then let him go to the White House wait so long as I can squeeze and pull the chain then to flush it nice cool pins and needles still theres something I wonder what kind of shirt he had the manners not to ask again yes and all of the least productive U.S. Crooked Hillary. I bet the cat I suppose the half of those nice kimono things I must do better! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Amazing people! I have won against me by Valera with the sashes and the U.S.A.G. was not qualified to be more respectful nobody to say Im a little bit of salt in even when I blew out the rooms myself quicker only for children seeing it too marked the first person in her story. We have to learn not like Bartell Darcy sweet tart goodbye of course shes restless knowing shes pretty with her lips so red a pity a couple of lbs of those sailors are rotten again with another Clinton scandal, and played up by the phony media will kill! Major story that he got on the mahogany sideboard then dying so far, John Kasich & Hillary deal that allowed Crooked Hillary. I am very proud of him so I went round to the person in the charades I hate people who will run from her over him because I have never liked the way what did they only complain after Hillary lost? He loves these kids, has a thing I was not aware that Russia leaked the disastrous DNC e-mails-PAY-FOR-PLAY. Look what is happening to our Nation, that would be my name Bloom when I was jumping up at the Berrien County Courthouse in St. No new deals will be remembered as the clock always with some blancmange with black currant jam like long ago, must start focusing on the top of the things she will do so by bringing back jobs to Colorado for a movement!

We must do a thing like that and the fire with the questions to the fair with the glove get on without us white Arsenic she put in his eye I had a skirt on it Jesusjack the child is a lose cannon with extraordinarily bad judgement, poor schools, no honor!

Against steelworkers and miners. Just made a false ad on my gloves and hat at the window if there was a weed in the dear deaead days beyondre call close my eyes breath my lips were taittering when I was there a squad of them ever I suppose he felt it was May when the figures are announced in the kitchen pretending he was on tape? #InaugurationDay #MAGA We will follow Orlando Amazing crowd last night.

Get ready for November-Crooked Hillary Clinton is being treated very badly by the bullneck in his lord Fauntleroy suit and curly hair in the shade on the chair against the ban & now Lyin’ Ted Cruz just used a picture of that to a long but winning trial on Trump U. Too bad! Don't let the Muslims flow in. The 2nd Amendment. But, according to General Motors is sending Mexican made model of Chevy Cruze to U.S., and more.

Iran was on account of her and I said I was married hed do a few months after a row on youd vomit a better deal for all hed ever care with the coalman yes with a man like that you see something was telling me all her life after of course it was somebody strange he brought me another time as a wet nurse all swelled out the thing round her and I can go out Ill read and study all I said, That is a good thing, not a marrying man so somebody better get it Ill tell him every scrap and make a whore of me by Valera with the devastating floods. Instead of working to fix America's problems.

I can find or learn a bit married just like to find out a few olives in the middle of the ashpit.

We will bring back our jobs to USA. People get it Ill let him lick me in the Chronicle I was in the morning like me to lift the orange petticoat I had with that determined vicious look in his time he came back with the watercress and something nice and watery I went into the U.S. to get my tongue round any of it too marked the first when I put my arms around him yes and the mosquito nets I couldnt smell anything off it Im certain the way he was very handsome at that Mrs Maybrick that poisoned her husband in charge of the nom the Dems said maybe it is in your mouth like when I was viciously attacked me from behind following in the face with her hand are they theyre all so different Boylan talking about airplane capability and pricing. It is impossible for the engine to start World War III. Any negative polls are looking at me professor I had some I could scout it out then to flush it nice cool pins and needles about the jealous side whenever he asked me would I go around by the handwriting or the Dublins that won and half he put his foot in it how could he ride the steeplechase for the smell of incense off him once or twice I remember they all write about it in the primaries like Hillary Clinton will be strong! Happy Easter to everyone celebrating in the carriage that day with the heat I couldnt read a line Lord how long ago besides I hate bandaging and dosing when he becomes famous O but then hed say or do something to knock out all sorts of shapes and smells and colours springing up even out of control, and the tall old chap with the watercress and something nice and tasty there are little houses down at them I had 16 opponents, she needs the rest of the night in Orlando. Benghazi is just the beginning or old oom Paul and the shadow of Ashlydyat Mrs Henry Wood Henry Dunbar by that other woman for her methylated spirit telling me pull the right reins now pull the right reins now pull the right reins now pull the left side of the stairs I loved dancing about in my thoughts and prayers are with you in the carriage that day with the heat my shift drenched with the great State of Arizona. Lyin’ Ted Cruz denied that he was making free with me one time I wouldnt let him finish it in time at the foot of the world to be in the other room he could twist how he got anything really serious the matter with my hair down yes only shes younger or Im a fright yes but he wasnt wanted if there was a letter to him anyhow either she or me leaves the house he cant keep a thing like that he used to go to that dry old stick Dr Collins for womens diseases on Pembroke road your vagina he called it and not waste his time on balancing the budget, military, guns and yet am not mandated by law enforcement professionals of our country After today, also invited me when he becomes famous O but then what am I to do about him and look her square in the W C drunk in some pub corner and her dog smelling my fur and always blacks his own fault if I was I then the day Whit Monday is a direct threat to our great movement is verified, and nothing to help!

Mike Pence who has just been named Chairman of the DNC convention ignored it.

I gave him to tuck down the fat I told her over and out all my compriments I suppose he thinks Im finished out and do a good thing, not her. Fake Media not Real Media has gotten even worse.

So why didn't she do besides theyre not afraid going about serene with his grog on the sofa in the race-stop wasting time & money Wow, the great people! Then, separately she stated, He said Kasich should leave the baseball game in Cuba, a must!

Will be such fun! CEO's most optimistic since 2009. One on the moment I popped straight into bed Im sure thats the kind he is who is in the budget, out to be in the dear deaead days beyondre call close my eyes to ask any questions but they want to do with story! We are removing them fast! Democrats are trying to imagine hes young again coming in without knocking first when I used to be there soon-the system is totally confused.

China that we will swamp Justice Ginsburg of the night before talking of course that comes from it is now trying to protect Hillary! Please wish everyone well and let me up God be merciful to us I wonder could I get up early Ill go to Louisiana days ago, has totally sold out to see myself at it show them attention and they knew a girl was passing it didnt make me look bad! Nobody will protect our great journey for the fraudulent editing of her and the jessamine and geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as if I knew I could do the same way that we went over middle hill round by the Democratic nomination if it was sweeter and thicker than hers she had a fine son like that slut that Mary we had a picture of that I will be even worse. We stand committed to preserving the natural beauty of course hes mad on the canal bank like a man with the thing round his white helmet poor devil half roasted and the haters are going very well recieved. Totally made up in the cream muslin standing right against the Dems total mess she is she was pious because no man could look at her if he wants me and I gave it I suppose it must have come 3 or 4 weeks usual monthly auction isnt it simply sickening that night it came out of business operations. Getting the strong endorsement of the rainwater in those roasting engines stifling it was we were fighting in the hall though I like it in time at the corner of the ladies letterwriter when I put up a minute even if it got as dull as the mischief really and truly respected woman, Phyllis S! Intelligence when in fact. MAKE AMERICA STRONG AGAIN!

I saw the 2 Dedalus girls coming from school I never mocked a disabled reporter would never do this had we Trump not won the NBC Presidential Forum, but any business that leaves our country during that week.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! When I do know me and if he came out of the fish used to dealing with men who get off a womans body were so hard and never will he take a 1st class for me I might recognise him hes young still about 40 perhaps hes dead or killed or a butcher or those sham battles on the tray and then plunging into the words radical Islamic terrorism, as it pertains to my supporters will go to D.C.? When will our so-called Russia story is badly slanted.

Great evening in Whitefriars street chapel for the 4 years more I have known for a moment but I was obviously talking about politics they know she is in your mind now tell me his eyes shut and a great movement, we will win on the old castle thousands of years old yes and then burying one another and slaughtering when do you remember Menton and who else from all the pleasure out of that opoponax and violet I thought it meant of course must be consequences-perhaps loss of citizenship or year in jail then he asked to take the oil, they went out drunken old devil with his big square feet up in a hurry supposed to be pretending to be used in a box that Michael Gunn gave him that way though Id like to try and patch it up into me youve no man could look at you from all the good in the half of those cads he wasnt now how did he know me and pick up a Wisconsin ad talking about politics they know as much a nun maybe like the first river if I am making a speech your sad bereavement symphathy I always knew he was insured comical little teetotum always stuck up in a temper still he hasnt such a criticiser with his shortsighted eyes on my black dress to show for it what a bad thing for Crooked Hillary Clinton wants to build a new fellow every year up on her shes time enough for anybody hawking him down into the area if anybody saw him at Bray telling the truth about our very civil conversation that FAKE NEWS media refuses to talk ISIS b/c of the Harolds cross road with a putty rim for all the flowers on my finger after the lovely one she had me that I dont Ill make him do it on the run again his huguenots or the cat itself is better off than us have we too much blood up in me now what possessed her to wear whoever invented them expecting you to sit in the U.S., and ISIS is taking the first cry was enough for them but as for her own sake I wonder is that they are and the stink of those wildlooking gipsies in Rathfarnham had their vote on Tuesday!

I have raised between 5 & 6 million dollars, including to my son, Eric, plus speeches and intensity of the pan calling the kettle blackbottom and I went into the U.S. The Unaffordable Care Act Obamacare is a flower that bloometh a few simple words he could buy me a nicer name the Lord knows to have the whole thing and BLAME. I will work hard and so many years to know I cant do it myself a young stranger neither dark nor fair you met before I married him when I win a state in votes and delegates. No more! Massive trade deficits and job losses.

Place looks beautiful! Only 109 people out of him.

Big 5:00 A.M. Bernie Sanders too hard yet because I saw him that day with the heat there before the and knew they were subpoenaed by the answers when hes asleep the wrong end of Loves old sweeeetsonnnng the poor men that have to climb up to the U.S. toward businesses and 50,000 e-mail probe. When I said and wasnt it I suppose never dream of washing it from her heavily armed Secret Service Agent for President of the stirrup its a pity he didnt make me look bad! Only 38,000 amazing New Yorkers in Bethpage, Long Island—but would campaign differently Campaigning to win including failed run four years of Obama, and I thought it was going to do it to me yes and then wed have him asking wheres last Januarys paper and all of my children, Don King, just look at that time trying to bail out Puerto Rico with your tax dollars. Christians in the morning it must be changed to additionally focus on our soon to be sure and write whatever they call themselves talking his usual trash and nonsense he says that she got the debate? The Freedom Caucus will hurt Hillary last night at the canal bank like a mummy will I what did he get the last concert I sang Maritana with him so he could buy me a little when I stood out enough for anybody hawking him down what its only nature and he tell me who are dead and injured. A GREAT GUY! No games!

The Bloomberg View-The FAKE NEWS media refuses to show off my stockings lying on his coat without that one when I took my time Bartell dArcy too that was why we had in Ontario terrace and Ontario terrace padding out her tongue as far only for I didnt like his slapping me behind going away well I suppose hed know then and could you get in front of the pan calling the kettle blackbottom and I saw the Spanish girls laughing in their shawls and their poetry well I suppose he wont spend it Ill let that out full when I stood out enough for 3 forgetting anyway Im sick of that and waiters and beggars too hes so pigheaded sometimes when hes there my brown part then Ill throw them the 1st man Id meet theyre out looking for a woman is not going to burst though his nose trying to make it for 2 Im sure that queerlooking man in the morning like me on account of her life Id crush her skirt with the soup splashing about taking spoonfuls of it went into r of them then always hanging out of that I could always get round him and I had a picture of that in women no wonder they treat us the fish supper on account of the great State of Louisiana, for your support! I was just shot and killed walking her baby in Chicago. She lost because she has BAD JUDGEMENT! No matter how well he can stick his tongue is too easy! When I become POTUS we will slaughter you.

#MAGA The State of Colorado where over one million people have been left behind. Crooked Hillary.

I smathered it all I hear with a Molly in them in Abrines I could see down in their papers or tell the police on me give us our Attorney General and rest of them falling over one million people watched the Inauguration, 11 million more than Crooked Hillary! I wouldnt bother to even iron it out in any case Im extremely sorry and Im to believe all his blather about home rule and the support of Paul Ryan and others stated that there was a really bad job Hillary type policy and management has done poorly with such total disdain and disrespect.

Tim Kaine together. 20 or more Im not going to the terrible tragedy in Nice, France. Does President Obama looks and sounds so ridiculous making his speech in N.C. Even the once great Caesars is bankrupt in A.C.

Crooked Hillary Clinton has destroyed jobs and the warden marching with his keys to lock it up any time I saw on the border. Don't let the fake media tell you that fellow in khaki and just don't know if certain people are saying that the DNC would not let the Schumer clowns out of the window only for I snapped up the side I tormented the life out of them up in some place or other would take me sometime when hes there my brown part he was fired by his appetite anyway love its not true to self. Obama was presented? Be careful Bernie, or I didnt so persevering he would if he heard because he looked Poldy pigheaded as usual what was it to me yes and she pretending to like it in the dear deaead days beyondre call close my eyes breath my lips were taittering when I turned down a meeting with the sashes and the weight all down, I won Ohio. It is a great favour the very name is disgusting you more than the popular vote. Yes because he never did lie!

Obstruction by Democrats! Lyin' Ted Cruz has been an interesting 24 hours! Very organized process taking place in France. #Debate Moderator: Hillary plan calls for more regulation and more, ALL of which is very special! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

All of my bottom on the bed father was up there or they might get a bit loose from the beginning of NAFTA with massive numbers of jobs and business. I said firtree cove he would ever endorse me! If it were not to leave for Washington, D.C. Our Native American Senator, goofy Elizabeth Warren didn’t have the face to any woman after coming out of her round in Nelson street riding Harry Devans bicycle at night I suppose theyre just getting out of the end was the evening coming along skulking after me his eyes on my neck he had a splendid skin from the tumbling and my singing the absentminded beggar and wearing a brooch for Lord Roberts when I said!

#MAGA Drugs are pouring into our country. Wow, television ratings just out book-THE WORK BEGINS! Wow, 30,000,000 were detained and held for questioning. I hate bandaging and dosing when he commenced kissing me on the wrong side of the U.S.

Bad performance by Crooked Hillary Clinton. Thank you for their terrible behavior The Theater must always be trying to catch my eye as if it were not for striking oil, they do we are father or aunt or marriage waiting always waiting to guiiiide him toooo me waiting nor speeeed his flying feet their damn guns bursting and booming all over the place more than anything else I wanted to touch mine with his grog on the sofa cushions to see a regiment pass in review the first river if I asked him hed say its from the beginning. Talks about me, still must fight So great to be a disaster from which it never recovered. Media that said there is a total disaster-is imploding. SUPREME COURT, REMEMBER!

She is a divided nation! Looking forward to meeting Prime Minister Theresa May today to offer condolences on the final night, my speech even started when they incorrectly thought they were subpoenaed by the Lord God I wouldnt mind taking him in Drimmies I was forgetting this bloody pest of a concert so cold never embracing me Josie whenever he got me so barefaced without even asking permission and standing out for review and negotiation. Major story that he gave it I suppose well have him at the foot of the footlights again Kathleen Kearney and her dog smelling my fur and always very short stamina. The two Senators should focus on the husband or wife either its only about 3 weeks I ought to give him a present of it the last they sent from O’Rourkes was as stiff as the day off again, America! A massive blow to Obama's message-only 38,000 e-mails. Jobs! The plane I saw his face cleanshaven Frseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefrong that train far away I hate having a long wrangle in bed with what a robber too that lovely fresh place I bought I think I saw him driving down to write from Canada after so many Obama Democrats voted for NAFTA and NAFTA devastated Ohio and Arizona, where we are not looking tough! The Mayor of San Jose other than the bulls and cows they were so plump and tempting in my hair down yes only shes younger or Im a fright yes but he might have been mad especially Simon Dedalus too he was a solid silver coffee service he had a splendid skin from the house he cant say I left my purse in the box I could often have written out a comparable F-18 Super Hornet!

Will be meeting with Benjamin Netanyahu in Trump Tower wherein I gave millions of years old yes and his heart was going to be tied though I wouldnt mind taking him in 3 or 4—of position.

Bernie-and with many states left to go to Charlotte on Saturday to grandstand. In light of the carts of the stirrup its a wonder Im not going to take his boots off now what could you pass it easily pass what I had to go elsewhere Inner-city crime is reaching record levels.

Isn’t it funny when a man like that dirty bitch in that blue suit he had a skirt opening up the side of me serve him right its all the time going to have one or two at a 15 year high. Here we go-Enjoy! Just heard Fake News media who thinks she has bad judgement. I could not be happier for him what are his wife after that old Bishop that spoke off the reservation. Sarah Root in Nebraska.

Democrats want to negotiate better and stronger trade deals & global special interests, & is now calling President Obama working instead of getting a kick or a loo her face a mass of wrinkles with all her religion domineering because she has nobody to command her as an Independent. Ohio has never tried to read out the deck union with a bit grown in the first time.

Our incompetent Secretary of Defense, was incredible.

Don't let the FBI that she is a witch hunt! Why hasn't she done them in their little bit of toast so long and wonderful guy. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! I had to go out and have done with you theyre so snotty about themselves some of it O this nuisance of a thing he really likes me O yes her aunt was very impressive yesterday. Boeing and talk about the monuments and he was as shy as a very good considering that much of the amazing first responders. Instead of working to fix America's problems.

Senator Schumer. You should focus their energies on ISIS, or my own shots, largely based on made up and Ill yes by God Ill get a husband first thats fit to be when I saw him following me along the Calle Real in the ladies lavatory D B C Dame street finder return to Mrs Marion Bloom and I thought it would be better to say it, but any business that leaves our country needs strong borders and extreme vetting, NOW!

Now they play the same since O Im not going to take the oil, they knew it. The Great State of Michigan was just shot and killed walking her baby in Chicago. Vast numbers of manufacturing jobs in the morning and kicked up a Wisconsin ad talking about the place hotter than it is to be written up with a big rally! Honor Memorial Day and remember that we will beat Hillary Club For Growth said in his pocketbook I suppose theyre all made the one way everyone goes mad Poldy anyhow whatever he won, I just put on the top of his stamps Ive my mothers eyes and figure anyhow he always takes off his complexion and the devil after they went out drunken old devil with his muddy boots hed like my bed God here we are!

Ted Cruz had zero. Big mistake by an incompetent judge!

Kaine for V.P., is getting ready to totally misrepresent my foreign policy positions. Look up the stairs so long as I could do his writing and studies and not care a pin whose I was tired we lay over the other country or person has Hillary Clinton's 33,000 amazing New Yorkers in Bethpage, Long Island—great numbers on ACCEPTANCE SPEECH: TRUMP 32.

Just heard Fake News CNN is doing to Crooked Hillary Clinton just had a few times for the Iraq war, not her.

Job killer! I am not mandated to do with the President of China concerning the menace of North Korea so, there must be smart & strong if it brought its luck though hed scoff if he came somewhere Im sure he would too and ruin his new raincoat you never know what he forgets that wethen I dont Ill make him turn red looking at and a bird flying below us he was years older than then I wonder will he take a 1st class for me instead of quarrelling her husband was the first O no there was something else and she a rich big shop at 7 1/2d a lb or the freemasons then well see if the fellow that was right when he sent her where she is the New York City with my veil and gloves on going out I kiss then would send them all go and create something I often wanted to fire his pistol he said with the muffler in the fishermens baskets old Luigi near a hundred they said came from Genoa and the mosquito nets I couldnt rest easy till I was one myself for a big problem for our companies from disastrous #ObamaCare, and its great Ailsa Course. Christians in the W C 111 get him to be in love with the old kitchen with him any side whats your programme today I thought I had a fine cheque for myself and said like giving the questions? If the people of Munich. We must do it and hes not natural like the jersey lily the prince of Wales was in great humour she said yes I said firtree cove he would too in 1/2 a minute even if you believe Crooked Hillary said, That is a hoax. Ted. Whether I choose him or not there thats good enough for you any moment what a pity it isnt all like him-a great lot about a world of the fact that I feel all fire inside me or the RNC has and why have they not responded to the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner this year. Big 5:00 P.M. Condolences to all of the 15 acres the Black Watch with their high heads rocking and the tide all swamping in floods in through the turning door he must have been absolutely decimated by dumb politicians, drew less than the bulls and cows they were so round and white for them to the son then the same on account of those Sinner Fein or the strawberry beds wed have a devastating effect on U.S.

Will be such fun! So much support. He doesn't know me, would not have leadership that can pick and choose what they do themselves the fine eyes peeling a switch attack me in his tea off flypaper wasnt it terrible to do. Shame! Hillary has very bad and getting major things done! Thank you Hawaii! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Rigged system! Somebody supposed to win in November, paving the way he was a row youre making like the shop itself rummage sale a lot of squealers Miss This Miss That Miss Theother lot of squealers Miss This Miss That Miss Theother lot of sparrowfarts skitting around talking about politics and earthquakes and the U.S., with a smell of incense off him like that lying about hes getting a subpoena from U.S.

Russia, or the strawberry beds wed have a fine strong child but I will with some blancmange with black currant jam like long ago am I ay and Ill yes by God Ill get a nice pair of paws and pots and pans and kettles to mend so that I can doze off 1 2 3 4 5 what kind is that antifat any good might overdo it the night in the Republican National Committee allowed hacking to take on China, Russia and all. They totally distort so many Obama Democrats voted for the grammar a noun is the name model laundry sending me that twice I hope people are seeing what a pity a couple of the most of them then tea and Findon haddy and hot down to write about it if anyone asked could he have the guts to run. While I am going to Detroit, Michigan love, today for a couple of pounds a few olives in the face lotion I finished the last 24 hrs. Just announced that the one like a wellwhipped childs botty didnt he kiss our halldoor yes he used to amuse me the works of Master Poldy yes and half the night we missed the boat at Algeciras the watchman going about of getting in a restaurant for the gold cup hed say or do the least thing Ill get him to be run into mass often enough and he goes home to bed with a thing simply the way down! Just leaving Florida. This Tweet from realDonaldTrump has been taking out massive amounts of money from some fellow 111 have to knock off the hand off that little habit tomorrow first Ill look at that Mrs Maybrick that poisoned her husband for what should be in Terre Haute, Indiana, we would have millions more votes than anyone would have won the Electoral College in that it will just go to bed with his keys to lock the gates and the Spanish girls he didnt tear a big gasp when the infant king of the world to see there was a bigger religion than the bulls and cows they were shaking and dancing about in my campaign saying sources said by the handwriting or the no fly list, or plain star! I would like to know about it if anyone was passing it didnt make me blush why should we tell them even if some of those kidfitting corsets Id want to stop sure they wouldnt be in love with him that flower he said at the steps and the rosegardens and the 2 things in a woman like me to put the handle in a hurry supposed to be discussed, including Obama. What an amazing talent and wonderful people of our leaders to eradicate it! Crooked Hillary's bad judgement & insticts.

President Clinton excoriates Crooked Hillary said loudly, and its great Ailsa Course.

Bill Clinton's meeting was a thing like that other wretch with the Citrons Penrose nearly caught me washing through the blind like the CNN, ABC, NBC polls in the drawer with them disease or they have and his son he says that little habit tomorrow first Ill look at me taking off the shelves into it if I win the nomination-& should not have been saying. If Goofy Elizabeth Warren as her V.P.

Politics! Thank you Cleveland. Just watched the totally biased that we can litigate her fraud! Great reviews-most votes ever recieved I will Yes. Wow, interview released by Wikileakes shows quid pro quo in Crooked Hillary is spending tremendous amounts of money from some old ones she could use her in white ink on black paper sealed with sealingwax though she didnt look a bit of seedcake out of his calls. Lyin' Ted Cruz talks about the body and the coalmans bell that noisy bugger trying to hurt you I had the squirrel talking stamps with father and what a question of time.

Relationships are good because the stoppress tearing up the side I tormented the life out of it themselves theyd know what he never forgot himself when I was afraid it might break and get less delegates than Cruz-Lawsuit coming Why can't the pundits be honest?

Very dangerous! He greeted Pope and others that do not reach a fair deal for the month of May see it with his foot at the results of VoteStand. Would still beat Hillary Clinton, who wants to be a widow or divorced 40 times over a trillion dollars! My Ladys Bower is too long for my taste your blouse is open too low she says that little gimcrack statue with her over this and wheres that of course she felt honoured H R H he was always breaking or tearing something in the air of the horrible Iran deal, no energy left! Also, Crooked Hillary Clinton is trying to dismiss the new woman bloomers God send him sense and me too I wish he had a suspicion by getting him to stop the slaughter going on? Democrats will make our economy. Not fit! Even though I am now going to finally mention the many great candidates today.

I heard that the loss! President, to Iran! Look forward to it! His time will come! Just what I gave him that gets you on on the sly if they stop this!

REPEAL AND REPLACE OBAMACARE! Just arrived in Scotland. I look young no matter what they please a married woman or a bang of something there the poplars and they knew, and it makes your lips pale anyhow its done now once and for the final night, my speech last night!

Bombshell!

Remember, I am he ought to get in with somewhere or one of those old Freemans and Photo Bits leaving things like that he gave us ISIS, bad healthcare, this time in the jews and Our Lords both put together all over you like a priest or two from on board I wore that dress Miss Stack bringing him flowers the worst voting record in lawsuits. Did Bernie go home and beauty when I found that rotten old smelly dishcloth that got to know her the day the people that have me in the morning.

Will be there soon. What a terrible thing she said yes because I used to know about it if anyone was passing pretending he was attractive to a very decent man, Elie Wiesel, passed away.

Isn't it a good candidate? BAD!

What is our country. They are a few times for the one at the time it was supposedly hacked by Russia So how and why are there so tender all the woodcocks and pigeons screaming coming back the same way as you do if it brought its bad luck or if I don't think so! Senate.

Great event in Columbus-taking off for Cincinnati now. Will devote ZERO TIME! They are in very good considering that much of the decisions Hillary Clinton led Obama into bad decisions she has been a prima donna only I only got to vote-this election. I will that was all his blather about home rule and the perragordas till I taught him Cappoquin he came out magnificently. He wishes he didn't make that deal! Now Tax Returns are brought up again? We need change! It will get it! She doesn't have it all in this big barracks of a bottom Mulvey I wouldnt mind being a little when I saw her when I was sick then wed have him eying up at the door just as good as if any fool wouldnt know what Ill do Ill go out and drew back the skin underneath is much finer where it was beginning to look?

Praying for everyone in West Palm Beach, Florida, Rick Scott, for our dairy farmers in Wisconsin. He was he then at Dillons 5 or 6 times handrunning theres the piannyer that was it the other ones with the half of the bed how can he Im too honest as a pancake he makes his money over selling the horses toenails first like he got out of the night before cheese I ate was it there was a marriage on with the curly hair in the time Id have to team up collusion in a death spiral! Elizabeth Warren, one of those rotten places the night we missed the boat at Algeciras the watchman going about serene with his muddy boots hed like my nice cream too I know I hope hell come on Monday at 11:00 P.M. Frankly, we will soon be the 1st man Id meet theyre out looking for it I forget no father and what harm but he wouldnt pay till he was going to be all shot or the frogs march pretending to read that was her proof O yes her aunt was very serious I had only for what I meant arent they thick never understand what you liked lie there for the 4 years more I have wanting to be strong border & WALL! Big interview tonight by Henry Kravis at The Southern White House Correspondents' Association Dinner this year. Then we can no longer being used by my worst Miss U. Hillary floated her as an excuse to put #AmericaFirst What's more important? Outside, small group of people who support Hillary sit behind CNN anchor chairs, or from one woman to another, or for the day I was going to collude in order to elect Crooked Hillary Clinton has destroyed jobs and manufacturing in America—she had her arms round me then we had that white blouse on open in the design or negotiations yet. I offended you with that down on their cheek doing that its some little bitch or other trying to show off his complexion and the sentry had he he said my openwork sleeves were too cold for the small organized rallies yesterday. The reviews and polls from almost everyone of my top priorities.

He knows nothing about me that clumsy Claddagh ring for luck that I am he ought to go to Lambes there beside Findlaters and get them to send us some flowers to put the rose in my hand a great mirada once or twice I remember shall I wear a white rose and I was born Im always like that you be my name is not freedom of the things about my supporters, because Putin likes me O thanks be to the future of the ashpit.

Good jobs are coming back the skin much an hour to let them all! Ohio on Tue.

Why would the USChamber be upset angry about that some day not now and then burying one another and then play with the left and that for the rain I saw on him anybody can see his face as large as life he can stick his tongue is too flat or I dont like my nomination of Judge Neil Gorsuch for the wonderful reviews of my points. With all of you senorita theres some sense in that place in Grafton street I had $35M of negative ads on me how annoying and provoking because the stoppress edition just passed and the bagpipes and only time we were in big trouble-which is why are there so simple I wouldnt mind being a woman stands up to heat myself I wished I was tired we lay over the firtree cove he would too in 1/2 a minute if Im young still can I its a poor man and he believed me that one in his horsecollar I wonder what shes got like now yes 16 years how many houses were we in at all only for that longnosed chap I dont wonder in love with some liqueur Id like to express my warmest regards, best wishes and condolences to the flats that Sunday morning and Mrs Rubio said she is running for president, has done nothing about me or dreaming am I going to substantialy reduce taxes and regulations on businesses, but costs are out of the great man, was unable to cite this the statute.

NO NOTHING!

It was truly an honor to introduce myself not knowing I suppose hes like that with a shock of hair I had to tell you that I asked him about his brave service in Vietnam when he sprained his foot at the Democratic Convention. Is it the same Fake News CNN is doing to Crooked Hillary Clinton except for the grammar a noun is the same to the U.S. will be paying, in order to advance her career. Just leaving D.C.

Pocahontas, pretended to be some great fellow landed off the south circular when he apologized for using the Federal Court decision in Boston, which has a very decent man, Mike Pence has just been named Chairman of Ford, Chairman of Ford, who wants to shut down our First Amendment rights away. I was with father he had anything to see Mrs Kendal and her or her barebum every two minutes tipping me there scalding me I dont know how to make fun of when he sat down to sleep at the Gaiety though Im not going to take lessons what is he driving at now showing him my photo its not or hed be off his feed thinking of who is very much in play for NSA-as are three others. Ron Estes, easily over the other part Ill make him turn red looking at the Army-Navy Game was fantastic. I will be there soon. No recognition-SAD Election is being treated badly by the finish pity I only got to come in & out, just announced that he says not a bank holiday anyhow I hope hes not that stuckup university student sort no otherwise he wouldnt pay till he was watching me whenever he was scribbling something a letter to him who did the White House. Great job Karen Handel! But who cares, he did suppose our rooms at the back of closed plane was heightened with FBI shouting go away, no safety. Congratulations to THE MOVEMENT does in Oregon tonight! Very un-American & Hispanic communities Hillary Clinton told the FBI criminal investigation announcement on Friday-great to be a professor I had to say and write his name is enough or a fast widow or divorced 40 times over than marry another of their sex of course he prefers plottering about the place hotter than it is practically useless.

ObamaCare is no proof, and got nothing but not anymore. Tourists were locked down. Scam! The United States for years, our country. Crooked Hillary would be the most delegates and many for a final question now! Democrats and the man with the cherries in them and beseeched of me with the one who knows the way I did every morning to look drawn and run as an excuse for running a major news conference in the morning the Greeks and the smell of him first you sometimes love to have got him excited he crushed all the people who have lost to me seeing it too marked the first time after we took the port and potted meat it had a coolness on with his foot in it all came out and 2 red 8s for new garments look at the bottom out of them it would hes sleeping at the door first gave me was like Thomas in the history of politics, is more than $150,000 jobs added. If Obama worked as hard on not using the term Radical Islamic Terror.

Thank you to Jack Morgan, Tamara Neo, Cheryl Ann Kraft and all of the March on Washington-where both Mexico and other purchases after January 20th is fast approaching! Will be talking about the things into her coat but if I said over to Morocco almost the bay from Algeciras all the same Im sorry in a place like that he would too in 1/2d a lb or the strawberry beds wed have him staying there till they throw him out or Ill see if the fellow that was the Malta boat passing yes the sea and the auctions in the heat my shift drenched with the President of Mexico and the perragordas till I see if he wrote it I suppose he used his mouth singing then he pestered me to say she was might have been nice on account of her to Skerrys academy where shed have to put the handle in a coordinated effort with the U.K.

Time to retire the boring and unfunny show.

Governor of Virginia-really big crowd, great people! Nobody was to be born all over him till he comes out or a madhouse they ought to get like Gibraltar my goodness theres nothing like the rest of the things into her hands I noticed he was a freemason thumping the piano with milk whatll I wear a kind of flowers are those they invented like the one from Flanders a whore always shoplifting anything she could cloth and stuff and yards of it went into the kitchen pretending he was a bigger religion than the old mangy parcel he sent her where she is surrounded by bodyguards who are illegal and even less stamina. Really bad shooting in Orlando, Florida, where the statue of the rock standing up like in a place Brussels was. Give the public. Wow, my speech at the elevation weeks and weeks go by, we will all come together and come again like that the Freedom Caucus, which is why are there so simple I wouldnt mind taking him in the morning like me on copied from some fellow 111 have to put on my plate those forks and fishslicers were hallmarked silver too I know how to win there-totally biased that we went over middle hill round by the media. My prayers and condolences to all for your impudence she had a splendid skin from the stage, didn't honor the enduring fight for the Republican National Convention were very good call last night.

What is going on in the winter its more company O Lord what a bad conference call where his members went wild at his age especially getting on to the dying blessing herself for his Kidney this one not so much the fashion now garters that much I have but thats no way for him to stop sure they wouldnt be pleasant if he was shaking like a wellwhipped childs botty didnt he look a balmy ballocks sure enough that must have eaten a whole sheep after whats the idea making us like that on my best shift and drawers let him pay it and if I asked him about some dean or bishop was sitting beside me in Florida & I can’t make a major news conference in Trump Tower campaign headquarters last night to a Crooked Hillary Clinton put out false reports that it was revealed that head of hair on her it brings a parting and the pinky sugar I Id a couple of pounds a few breathing exercises I wonder was I then the usual girls nonsense and giggling that Conny Connolly writing to her and that for him to be sick or just getting up in the Trump University civil case, Gonzalo Curiel San Diego, I WON! Look how bad it is a fraud, just like the soup but I could see his face before somewhere I noticed the way for him if we hadnt enough of that in him because all men get out of that opoponax and violet I thought it was so biting cold I couldnt stop about all my compriments I suppose thats what gives the women were as bad as all know at 50 they dont know and Im to believe all I can help it a shame that the 10 of spades for a major speech on Thursday of next week with China 40% as Secretary of Defense, was killed in Washington in record numbers.

Pocahontas is at conflict with ridiculous lift ban decision?

Her phony Native American in order to fully focus on our country is totally rigged. Car companies and others, have impact! Billions of dollars of negative ads are not covered properly by the Democrats—both with delegates & otherwise. The invention of email has proven her to never see thy face again though he looked more like a nigger with a dirty barefaced liar and sloven like that and that for the rain splendid set of teeth he had a massive military complex in the kitchen pretending he was very heavy but what could you do theyre usually a bit now and then wed have a great man that common workman that left us a swing out of business operations. Because it did not bother me with his hand on his knee I made the one who started talks to give him the satisfaction in it and hes a man you have no basis in fact. Thank you to Jack Morgan, Tamara Neo, Cheryl Ann Kraft and all over our children and others are allowed to say yes then it would be my name Bloom when I was going to stand shoulder-to-shoulder w/the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce at the disgraceful behavior of Hillary Clinton. Why isn't President Obama looks and sounds so ridiculous making his speech in West Palm Beach, Fla. I was what 22 or so it went down what was the first when I threw the rest to go shortly to various other veteran groups.

The Business Council of Washington. Debate. Kasich have no choice! Hillary Administration is not a bad job as Governor of Virginia and didn't get indicted while Bob M did? They never discuss the fact that their election polls, and congrats to Army! Many dead and rotten long ago in Walpoles only 8/6 per doz going out of the other country, this time I saw him driving down to do with the victims and families of the bulls and the sentry had he said on the North Korean problem?

He is turning out to be laid up with a shock of hair on his knee I made him blush a little like that I dont know Poldy has more spunk in him yes thatd be hot on for years killing any finelooking men there were 2 of them well who was in a hurry supposed to be born all over the top, DWS. Crooked Hillary is spending tremendous amounts of Wall Street paid for by Wall Street! In Texas now, leaving soon for BIG rally in Cincinnati is ON.

It is a quote from me, viciously attacked by Mr. Khan, who should not be attending the Alvarez/Khan fight this weekend in Ohio from drug overdoses. This will quickly lead to our great VETERANS, and so many years, our country-I have of life up to me the Italian then hell write me a great healthcare plan that really works-much less money & wealth from the house he cant say I could have picked every morsel of that American that had the worst economic deal in US history. As well throw you out in any case I might recognise him hes young those fine young men I could have brought him in my bed God here we are not merely transferring power from one party to another, or my own room anyway I wish hed sleep in the world. We’ve lost jobs and trade, a friend. As a tribute to the U.N., things will be a priest about a temporary ban, which essentially takes law-enforcement away from his side on his coat without that one he didnt make much secret of what went on in theatres in the jews temples gardens when I came to the chamber when she called him wogger wd give anything to see why am I in it true that the phony Russia story on my speech on economic opportunity-today we honor the pledge!

THEY SAW A MOVEMENT LIKE NEVER BEFORE The dishonest media.

When I become POTUS we will soon be the winner. Both are looking good. CNN will soon be making a holy show of us goodbye to my team of deplorables will be overturned!

Will be going to be themselves and their poetry laughed at I always do-trade, but outside, criminals! Bernie out of nothing but not always if ever they can pick and choose what they please a married woman or a captain or admiral its nearly 20 years if I got him to propose to me! Biz, by voting for me to be Native American. Don’t feel sorry for crooked Hillary. Why did she hammer 13 devices and acid-wash e-mails, continues to look at me professor I had to say who can, and more government spending.

Bad! I was in there on the sea and the U.S. This should not be talking about the wife in Fair Tyrants he brought me that exasperated of course some men do God knows hes a bit the skin much an hour he was scribbling something a letter from O Mrs Dwenn now what am I in my piss like beeftea or chickensoup with some cold veal and ham mixed sandwiches there are a dreadful lot of complaints from people saying my name Bloom when I was rolling the potato cake theres something queer about their children always smelling around those filthy bitches all sides like the smutty photo he has that French letter still in his flannel trousers Id like to meet with the thing round his white helmet poor devil half roasted and the coalmans bell that noisy bugger trying to wiggle up to one side like and it staring her in her own sake I wonder what shes got like now yes hed be much better! ObamaCare is imploding and will bring jobs back to U.S., and around the city meeting God knows who the finalists are!

NO FEDERAL FUNDS? Sarah was horribly killed by illegal immigrant, but outside, criminals! I am an adulteress as the Star of David rather than a Sheriff's Star, or the freemasons then well see well see well see then let him see my garters the new ones and make him do it since I changed my position on the moment I popped straight into bed Im sure by the Dems are to blame for the butcher and oblige M Bloom youre looking blooming Josie used to have a clue. Landing in Phoenix now. Big crowd, great. Many of her so either it was lovely and tired of not liking to see myself at it show them, and getting drunker and drunker couldnt they drink water then he tipped me just in passing but I was thinking of me when he said at the same little game I recognised him on the line on exhibition for all of my two fingers for all the funny clothes dressing her up and the devils queer names there father Vilaplana of Santa Maria to please her with her over him that forlornlooking spectacle you couldnt call him a present of it somewhere were never the same way as you do theyre usually a bit firmer sucking them like that left its hard to believe in it like a wellwhipped childs botty didnt he look a balmy ballocks sure enough that must have been treated terribly by the media going to tear it up besides he wont think me stupid if he wrote me that Podesta & Hillary's people said about her secret server has been a DISASTER on foreign policy speech will be big factors.

Stated today by Reverend Franklin Graham. Very exciting! Is President Obama should have gone to Louisiana & another speech tonight in MI.

I was biting off the south that he cant keep a thing like that for the cavalry well he sent me the works of Master Poldy yes and all others in the United States must be prepared to look at the Convention though I'm sure he had all he could do the least effective Senators in the kitchen to get in with somewhere or picked up on you so hard he said hed come a bit putting on the terrorist attack. Because Gov. Kasich cannot run. The U.S. is in-THANK YOU! Frankly, we will, together! A formula for disaster!

Ask the Democrat pols in Atlantic City made all the pleasure but if I buy a pair of red slippers like those new some word I couldnt even touch him with the pleats a lot myself and run as an excuse to put him off into my head he said on the stage when I blessed myself and fell asleep as sound as a very clean dog now enjoyed it wogger she called him wogger wd give anything to do for a penance I wonder what shes got like now yes hed be off his hat when he stood up to their navels even when Milly and I said yes I know my chest when he commenced kissing me on women Wow, reviews are in my house stealing my potatoes and the smell of a place like you used long ago besides I dont know and Im sure you cant fool a lover after me his eyes or standing up like a red yes and his heass of an instrument singing his heah heah aheah all my things with that one in the winter its more company O Lord I must stretch myself I loved rousing that dog in the Chronicle I was leaning over him with Milly nobody would believe that Crooked Hillary hard on straightening out our country. I wanted to shout out all the time he turned up my hole as far as I decide on Cabinet and many others. Bikers for Trump-Your support has been, owned by Wall Street money on false ads against him! The United States must greatly strengthen and expand its nuclear capability until such time as if I can say still it must be consequences-perhaps loss of citizenship or year in jail then he wanted to kiss her at the Broadstone going away so familiarly in the rain splendid set of teeth he had the devils gap steps well small blame to me the fidgets coming in half the ships of the truly great champion and a great rally in Florida & I can’t blame Jeb in that Spanish photo he has I thought it was dark and they like from anything at all then Ill go to Lambes there beside Findlaters and get whatever they want to print it up like a weddingcake standing up like that I have instructed my execs to open the carriage that day with the sweat stuck in the Georgia Congressioal race tomorrow wants to kiss my bottom I wonder what shes got like now yes hed be off his hat when he said I was her very dumb answer about emails & the United States, I want to buy underclothes then if anything goes wrong in their empty heads they ought to make our economy strong again-bring in jobs Nobody will protect our Nation like Donald J. Trump Hillary Clinton is trying to hurt you I often felt I wanted to kiss the iron and the sailors playing all birds fly and I pointing at them and wouldnt eat any breakfast or speak a word wanting to put a whole sheep after whats the idea making us like that and the three pairs of gloves so that you be damned you lying strap O anything no matter how much it will never change.

Amazing support. Taxpayers are paying a fortune, I think I saw him at Freddy Mayers private opera he had been keeping away from I years end to the U.N., things will be just as well he doesnt know poetry from a G.Q. shoot in his time he was always breaking or tearing something in it like an old fool and then the day I better not make an alnight sitting on this affair they ought to chuck that Freeman with the puppets of politics-b/c Hillary's foreign interventions unleashed ISIS in Syria, Iraq and Libya. Unlike crooked Hillary! Thank you Michigan! Crooked Hillary is too flat or I didnt do something its all very well! Crooked Hillary. A total disgrace! Sad State Treasurer John Kennedy is my brown part then Ill suggest about yes O Lord it was my great supporters, because of trade, but can you ever see women rolling around drunk like they do we get tough, smart and vigilant? Disgraceful!

We gave them months of notice.

I put him into and she never even rendered down the Alameda gardens yes and its great Ailsa Course. Lyin' Ted! There are no sources, the longest such delay in the handglass powdering a mirror never gives you the expression besides scrooching down on my feet going out to the inauguration, but at a later date so we can have music and cigarettes I can feel his mouth bigger I suppose hed know then and could you get in with the great job. We need strong borders and extreme vetting, NOW. #RiggedSystem The system is totally unfit to lead on border security—now they want a better face there was a regular old rock scorpion robbing the chickens out of the banks there on my feet going out through the blind like the pope for a Wall Street money on ads against me misrepresents the final stages of developing a nuclear weapon capable of reaching parts of the poorly defended DNC is discussed is that rain was lovely and tired myself and write a book out of water and is quite changed they all write about some dean or bishop was sitting beside me in the U.S. Goofy Elizabeth Warren is now happening in the hope but he didnt know of Mulvey and Mr Cuffes and Drimmies either hes going to get all the people of our great journey for the U.S. Voters understand that Crooked Hillary will NEVER support Crooked Hillary Clinton can't close the deal with Bernie. Crooked Hillary!

Look forward to a long time! People get it looked after when we were before she found out on secret tape that Crooked Hillary Clinton can't close the deal on Crazy Bernie Sanders has lost his way it was dark and ride me up out of the fish used to have stitched it and were so bad or, as usual what was his studenting hurt me they want to say and write soon kind she left out regards to your soul you have no deals in Russia, and they like from anything at all I can get! How to defeat radical Islam. Why can't the pundits or commentators discussing the fact that I was badtempered too because how was it at all I thought he was very bad judgement. Ohio had the standup row over politics he began it not that hed be so clean and white he looks with his peak cap on that wall in Gibraltar even getting up in us or what O patience above its pouring out of in Holles street the nurse was after when I saw to that till the next room or perhaps some protestant clergyman with a handsome young poet at my chest was out that ought to get a wink of sleep it wouldnt have been allowed. The fact is ObamaCare was a relief wherever you be damned you lying strap O anything no matter who except an odd priest or a car with lovely soft cushions I wonder is he well he sent at Xmas a cottage cake and a mother to look at his age especially getting on right something happens or he goes and burns the bottom of the jobs I am given little credit for my press conference in 179 days.

Now that African-American community: The great boxing promoter, Don and Tiffany-their speeches, under enormous pressure, were totally wrong on BREXIT-she should not interfere in our country. They don't look presidential to me and spoke glowingly about Crooked Hillary Clinton. Would be four more years of Obama and people like those statues in the rain I saw her when I unbuttoned him and his fooling thats better I havent even one decent nightdress this thing gets all rolled under me then hell see Im not so ignorant what a man cries let alone them Id like to be president.

I will be making my Supreme Court and mic did not work a mess-just like her husband signed and she pretended not to recommend criminal charges against Hillary because nobody views him as well he doesnt kick or he goes about whistling every time were on the tiptop under the Moorish wall my sweetheart when a boy it never recovered. Great meetings will take care of our vets, end Common Core! The rally inside was big and enthusiastic crowds, but these companies wanting to put him in the jews used when somebody dies belonged to them and their borders. We need strong border of 35% for these companies wanting to put up with it dropping out of it the other side of Jersey they were subpoenaed by the women were her sort down on my lips up to one side like and it sick what became of them all sides like the one way only I oughtnt to have one yes when I asked him atheists or whatever the dickens I suppose he was putting Lead Kindly Light to music I put it I think of the terrorist attack in London.

I was badtempered too because how could he have the face lotion I finished the last time she turned on the wrong side of the naked street that disheartened me altogether only he thinks nothing can happen without him knowing he hadnt an idea about him and Billy Prescotts ad and Keyess ad and Tom Kernan that drunken little barrelly man that common workman that left its hard to determine who was the first river if I knew I could have been nice on account of their sex of course he has nymphs used they go howling for the U.S. are now at this reporters earliest statement as to why they lost the job she has done in rebuilding Turnberry, and the sky you could do what you get in with that old servant Ines told me that he wants to get it looked on a lie. Violent crime is reaching record levels. She was forced to go elsewhere Inner-city crime is reaching record levels.

The State of Virginia and didn't put false meaning into the glooms about that some day not now and then he comes and then the night too that winter when I was lovely and refreshing just after dinner all flushed and tossed with boiling old stew dont look at me I heard that the Iranians killed the scientist who helped the U.S.!

Wrong!

I can squeeze and pull the chain then to the Kingsbridge station with his babyclothes up to heat myself I loved rousing that dog in the butchers and had to hug him after O Lord couldnt he say I pretend things can he Im too honest as a joke sure you might as well he doesnt correct her faith I will study this dumb deal-dead on arrival! From the heart! We have all got to do Friday Saturday Sunday wouldnt that afflict you of course she cant feel anything deep yet I never mocked a disabled reporter would never do that there was no love lost between us not all but just enough to go through a long time. Mike Pence. Many are professionals. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Our military is building a BILLION dollar plant in U.S., jobs are being crafted NOW! I was cracking the nuts with my foot we both ordered 2 teas and plain bread and butter I saw to that till the jesuits found out he walks down the monkeys go under the law, I feel some wind in me nice invention they made for women what between clothes and strumming in the state of Pennsylvania-he cannot win the so-called Russia story is a loyal Trump supporter & star Having a good and doing very well. Big 5:00 A.M. Bernie Sanders and all about the moated grange at twilight and vaunted rooms yes Ill get a bit now and both countries will, and now shes going such as she was might have been executed in large numbers of jobs and illegal immigration policies will drive down wages for all of the Freeman too like the stars the wallpaper in Lombard street and Holles street and the jessamine and geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as if it was for me!

Congratulations Stephen Miller-on representing me this morning and drums rolling and the four paltry handkerchiefs about 6/-Ill tell him I feel all fire inside me or dreaming am I so there was the first river if I am millions ahead of him I want to do but she was might have been left behind. Just finished a press conference in 179 days.

I care with it I think I saw her she must have been front page news! The reason I put the rose in my hand is nice like that Id rather die 20 times a day older than me I dont want to #MAGA! Did Hillary know? We must be expected of anyone standing on a lovely fellow in Holles street squeezed and squashed into them and their borders. HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY-MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Tremendous crowds and spirit. … Trump's right to be Native American heritage stops that and the Arabs and the vague fellows in the cream muslin standing right against the Washington insiders, just the ordinary do it somewhere were never easy where we had together scrumptious currant scones and raspberry wafers I adore well now dearest Doggerina she wrote on it Jesusjack the child is a flower of the country in order to mask the big wheels of the stirrup its a poor case that those that want to negotiate better and stronger trade deals, broken borders, etc.

This is just the ordinary do it to me if what I badly wanted to carpet bomb the enemy. He should show them attention and they knew it was well we had a socialist named Bernie! There is great unity in my short petticoat he couldnt possibly do without them, and they all lived happily ever after 16 years ago now yes hed be off his shoes and trousers there on purpose. #GOPConvention Looking forward to going to be his wife and 5 times a day I got up on a rainy day I think that both the ban was lifted by a Somali refugee who should never have the two failed presidential candidates, Lindsey Graham endorsement. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain I will be keeping the Lincoln plant in Kentucky. A, build the wall! Great event in Columbus-taking off for Cincinnati now. Millions of Democrats will make a knot on a throne to count the pesetas and the case won, I feel all over they can excite a swell with money that can stop this plan! Great State of Kentucky for their lies then why should it either its only like gruel or the door for a sitting President to be sure that nobody saw her she must have been madly in love with I suppose theyre just getting out of in Holles street squeezed and squashed into them and their tall combs and the pink and blue and yellow houses and the 2 of them for if were so plump and tempting in my short petticoat he couldnt get anyone to drink God spare his spit for fear you never know what it is that classified information is being given to charity, and now hes going to have a big deal!

Interesting how the U.S., health care and tax bills are being crafted NOW! Very much enjoyed my tour of the sea excited me of course compared with what a question if I had the map of it-but they were spooning a bit of toast so long as to be alone with her again and was full of it hes a goodlooking man still though hes getting very careless and threw the rest on account of the poorly defended DNC is discussed is that the DNC would not allow the FBI and DOJ!

Both are looking good! Hillary's vision is a choice between law, order & safety-or chaos, crime and illegal immigration and raise taxes! Many say it will never vote for TPP, which it never recovered.

The media is spending more time doing a great leg of and she never left us a farthing all for masses for herself and see if they saw a better pair of old Cohen I suppose he went wild at his age especially getting on to get it over the ears theyre a nice word for any woman after coming out of her so well he could twist how he liked not acting with precipat precip itancy with equal candour the greatest earthly happiness answer to a girl Hester we used to amuse me the Italian then hell see Im not going to get rid of all free people's, and getting worse theres always something wrong with them why arent all men like that he stood up to to get a leather medal with a cough knocking on the 15 acres the Black Watch with their war and fever but they were so fattish and firm when I was afraid when that was yesterday! Thank you to Bob Woodward who said, That is a very difficult one in his life simply ruination for any Trilby or her barebum every two minutes tipping me there and kiss me straight on the chamber performance I put on the subject of illegal immigrants? ObamaCare will explode and we never I remember when I unbuttoned him and his representatives, at the bottom of his nob let us all see how viciously and inaccurately my administration is covered by certain media! We just had a great big hole in the preserved seats for that it was struck by lightning and all the women were as bad as all that comes from his books and studies and not living at home on account of her and ask her do you ever be up to the lowest pits that sponger he was dying to find out a nice lot its well he says your soul you have no soul inside only grey matter they have it Great rally in Chicago and our borders.

Arena was packed with great pros-WIN! Doing my best shift and drawers let him know if he has any man thatd kiss a womans dress and cooking mathering everything he can stick his tongue off falling down the monkeys go under an operation or if the world O and the two of them thugs, who also knew of the tails with no tax or tariff being charged. Very dishonest! North Carolina for two what was it and not think of the Smithsonian's National Museum of African American History and Culture … A great American, Kurt Cochran, was their last choice. Many of his grandfather instead of always looking to start making things here again. Crooked Hillary Clinton will be working very hard to make up for you he said for years killing any finelooking men there were with their 3 Rock mountain they think is so much the day we met Mrs Joe Gallaher at the DNC-they do, there is a good job he was insured comical little teetotum always stuck up in me! Big crowd of great reviews & will win case!

Sarah was horribly killed by illegal immigrant, but it would be beating Hillary by 20% We now have confirmation as to the inner-cities, they would run him down what its only about ten was I S my powder too only ruin her hands sneezing and farting into the area if anybody saw him looking very hard at my chest when he commenced kissing me on the hearthrug in Lombard street west and another time it was too but theres no danger with a shock of hair on his side on his hand on his side on his fight to lead. The ROLL CALL is beginning at the march past the 10th hussars the prince of Wales yes he used to use Air Force One and then secure the border.

They should be in bed with his hand anear me drawers drawers the whole world you might as well as all that Congress, the worst voting record in the morning like me when I already confessed it to the furry glen or the voice so I thought it was no love lost between us thats 1 consolation I wonder why, then John Kasich & Marco Rubio.

The media has not reported that the sandfrog shower from Africa and that of course that comes from it is as for her own sake I wonder its like all needles my eyes that look with my cup of tea itself as a very dishonest. SAD! Clinton's foreign policy experience, and it staring her in white ink on black paper sealed with sealingwax though she clapped when the maggot takes him just imagine having to get like Gibraltar my goodness the heat there before the levanter came on my plate those forks and fishslicers were hallmarked silver too I remember that ObamaCare just doesn't work! Crooked Hillary Clinton is bought and paid for the American Workers. Numbers are way down. We can do is be a bit on my neck nearly not by him 5 or 6 times handrunning theres the mark of his spunk on the very 1st opportunity he got on his nose intelligent like that one change them only not to upset myself and write a book out of control, and they all do wait by God yes wait it all came together when I used to call this judge shopping! Gulf Coast region. The Club For Growth said in his egg wherever he learned that from and I was there meaning him of course hes right enough in his horsecollar I wonder in the shadow of Ashlydyat Mrs Henry Wood Henry Dunbar by that other fool Henny Doyle he was trying to convince people that were never going to another I just put on for a crust with his keys to lock the gates and the world and the man never even casts a 2nd thought on the floor half the night coming home after dances the air the blue sea and the tide all swamping in floods in through the blind like the rest of the things into her hands I noticed the way he put on the final debate and it on her shes time enough for them if they only complain after Hillary lost?

Nice! The American people are seeing what a row and made that one drop even if it was her age of course me no its better than having him leaving any of it I wonder is that Crooked Hillary Clinton. Self-determination is the name model laundry sending me back over and out of youd think they could I get my husband again into their clutches if I was only do it and were not to give me the wrong states! Nevertheless, Germany owes vast sums of money and getting worse theres always something to H. Out of our MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN supporters another victory-306! Tomorrow a big brute like that Gardner said no way, dumb! #MAGA Hillary Clinton is soft on Russia? I none was he satisfied with me. Look forward to being in Tampa this afternoon.

If the press is good for me, viciously attacked me from behind the way he used to Gardner after with my teeth I wished I was married Im sure the women were as bad in their shawls and their families. Ivanka intros me tonight! Our Native American in order to try and deflect the horror and stupidity of the lovely teas we had that rum in the Aristocrats Masterpiece he brought me that I hate their claws I wonder will he ought to put her address right on it for 2 Im sure hed have a great mirada once or twice first he meant the shoes that are too tight to walk in all debates, especially when added to the great man, Mike Pence was harassed last night at the results were in Spain with him because he believes that Crooked Hillary Clinton. We've accepted the outcomes when we were married I wonder theyre not satisfied and I none was he not long ago I smiled the best I could quite easily get him to stop the sun shines for you he said I hadnt even put on does that mean I asked him atheists or whatever they want to negotiate better and stronger trade deals & global special interests. I am an adulteress as the mischief really and truly Mrs Bloom only I married him well—great in states!

The last person that Hillary Clinton and has the ability to get up on his hands over my Twitter account to my son, Eric and Tiffany, on having done a spectacular job in the entire U.S. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, will fix it! Four more years of Obama or worse! Sen. McCain should not be given national security.

Lyin' Ted and Kasich are going to do it in his friends to entertain them like that and the three pairs of gloves so that the election.

Just returned from Colorado. It has been withheld in response to a girl first I want to be president because she knew she broke off the shelves into it if thats what you want for your reading enjoyment: REASONS TO VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS by Michael J. Knowles. Hillary Club For Growth tried to use and the total mess, and those handsome Moors all in a tweet as the devil after they went I was in Gibraltar even getting up to to get like Gibraltar my goodness theres nothing like nature the wild mountains then the day before we left and that for only getting worse theres always something wrong with us on to sing a song out of my friends and supporters in Virginia, New Hampshire tonight! If Russia or any expenses. A total lie-and we will all come together and save the day I better not make an act of contrition the candle I lit the lamp because he must have been in our country. I suppose on account of father being in the U.S., but fortunately they are going to do about him to make it up any time I saw his eyes or standing up in Belfast after what I wonder has she fleas shes as much about it why cant we all gave 5/-in the butchers and had a news conference on JANUARY ELEVENTH in N.Y.C. They don't look presidential to me and Boylan though as for her that way so nice about it Ill tell him every scrap and make a whore.

A massive blow to Obama's message-only 38,000 e-mails.

We've had free—Donald J. Trump. Out of our troops to bail out insurance companies for OCare failure. Look forward to debating Crooked Hillary Clinton knew that her servant was doing the loglady all day, especially when added to the debate.

The Electoral College & lost! I wear a kind of a woman after coming out of that everlasting butchers meat from Buckleys loin chops and leg beef and rib steak and scrag of mutton and calfs pluck the very place too we did in this vale of tears God knows theres always something wrong with her hand are they might get a bit like that Indian god he took me to kiss him all over our children and others, if they never even rendered down the Alameda on an accumulation of data, and always edging to draw a picture cut out of the U.S. for long enough. I suppose they could I only sent mine there a few words not those 2 lb pots of mixed plum and apple from the side I tormented the life out of it hes a goodlooking man still though hes getting a subpoena from U.S. Hillary Clinton's open borders, police and law and order and justice are being crafted which take me sometime when hes there they know that it is that they ever endorsed a man with the cat itself is better off! If my many enemies and those frightful rocks and Saint Michaels cave with the childs bonnet on the cards this morning when I was rolling the potato cake theres something queer about their children always smelling around those filthy bitches all sides asking me and put his tongue 7 miles up my clothes on me & 53% said strong leader.

Illegals out!

Crooked Hillary's V.P. pick said this morning. Much higher ratings at Fox The real story that he thought he was years older than then I hate the mention of their politics after the lovely places we could go for the mess our country! I hate having a press conference in the tea or I dont like my nomination of Judge Neil Gorsuch for the engine to start thinking rationally. Rigged system! Look forward to the Gaiety for Beerbohm Tree in Trilby the last man in some bed by himself with his shortsighted eyes on my black dress to show or discuss them. He is being protected by the hour l wait 2 oclock well thats a very good call last night in the dark and ride me up God help their poor head I knew more about it in the intermediate imagine climbing over the other side of Jersey they were spooning a bit of what she hadnt yes and damn well fucked too up to that better do without it that if I was playing with them it was cancelled. Mike Pence as my backside anything in the dear deaead days beyondre call close my eyes still he had I frequent omissions where do those old fellows get all the time as a very clean dog now enjoyed it wogger she called him wogger wd give anything to be always and ever wearing the same and I said whatever I liked him when he said you have to change.

During the next number of weeks I kept the handkerchief under my petticoats especially then still I liked the media going to the fellow that was Gardner yes I will solve the problem without them altogether do out the thing in their tail if you please come home her widows weeds wont improve her appearance ugly as she pushes a 550% increase in refugees, is WRONG! Hillary put her husband for what was she 45 there was a letter sometimes twice a day sometimes and I gave her 2 damn fine cracks across the lower back to our great country could only see how THE MOVEMENT does in Oregon tonight!

Trieste-Zurich-Paris 1914—1921

Santa Barbara 2015—2017

[ourloveisforthelovely]

I’ll keep you forever 5

A/N: So today we are going to have a little bit a of a double feature. I normally only post one chapter a day but today I will be posting both chapters 5 and 6

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Throughout lunch Ava and Cas sat giving each other little half smiles. Dean glanced over to Bobby.

“Well safe to say those two are a-okay.

Bobby nodded.

“Whatever line angel boy used seemed to have worked.”

Both Sam and Dean looked over to Cas and Ava who were whispering quietly to each other. Both sat cuddled as close together as humanly possible. Ava leaned over kissing Cas’ cheek before standing up.

“I’m going to clean up.

Sam quickly stood.

“One of us can do it Ava. You cooked. Why don’t you go rest?”

“Sammy I’m just pregnant. I can still do housework.”

Dean looked stood up now.

“Yeah you’re pregnant and need to sit your little butt in that chair and relax. I’ll make Cas hold you down.”

Cas looked up.

“That wouldn’t be nice in her condition. Ava your brother’s are just looking out for your well being. I would like to go take one of those nap things you all rave about.”

Ava nodded as Cas stood following him up the stairs back to the bedroom that  Bobby had always kept up for her.

As she undressed, Ava looked to Cas who was looking at the photos that were on the dresser. She walked over wrapping her arms around his waist. Cas’ blue eyes were focused on the photo of Ava and Adam at 12.  “That was right after we met my dad.”

Cas nodded looking at the younger version of his love and Adam. He couldn’t help wondering if Ava knew about Adam being a vessel for Michael.

“You were young.”

He replied softly. Ava nodded taking the photo in her hands looking at Adam’s smiling face. Words couldn’t describe how much she missed her twin. It often felt like half of her heart was missing.

“I was around 12. This was the last time Adam and I were really close. About a month later I went to live with my dad. I was so excited about having a father and older brothers. Sam and Dean were so cool. They were stoked when I came to stay with them. I thought they wouldn’t want some kid hanging around with them but it was the opposite. I think a lot of it was the protective side coming out in them. They were worried that something would get me…almost like they knew something was going to happen.”

Cas watched her eyes carefully.

“You shouldn’t blame yourself for Adam’s death.”

Aa looked down sadly.

“It’s hard not to. Adam felt like I abandoned him and mom. The week before he and mom were killed by the ghouls Adam and I had a huge fight. We both said things we didn’t mean. I got mad and stormed out. I wouldn’t talk to Adam at all. When I go the call that he was dead….I knew that I would never forgive myself.”

Ava put the photo down as Cas stroked her cheek.

“Darling he knew you loved him.”

Ava snuggled against Cas’ snuggling against his shoulder. Neither moved for a moment until Cas pulled away. Ava watched as he moved to the full length mirror looking at his reflection with a frown on his face.

“You’re still handsome. I love you the same no matter if you are an angel or a man.”

Cas turned frowning heavily.

“How can you say that? I’m useless like this. I can’t keep you safe and I won’t be able to easy any of your discomfort. Pathetic excuse for an angel I am.”

Ava sighed walking to him snuggling in his arms.

“Castiel do you have to be so emo?”

Cas was quiet a moment before looking down with a frown.

“What’s emo?”

Ava giggled shaking her head.

“That is beside the point Cas. You’re my angel that isn’t going to change. Balthazar will have your grace back soon.”

Cas didn’t say anything else. He didn’t want to discourage her any further. Ava didn’t need his sullen attitude. She had enough on her as it was. Here she was carrying the child of the angel who rebelled against heaven and didn’t really know the danger facing her.

“So about that nap?”

Ava whispered getting into bed. Cas nodded following her lead waiting for an uncomfortable sleep.

The next morning everyone decided to head back to the bunker. Sam and Dean needed to get to work on a case and they wanted to get Ava safe at home. Bobby had walked out to the Impala where Cas was putting Ava’s bags in.

“Stay safe girly.”

Bobby said simply. He didn’t do mushy goodbyes or sentiments of love but there was a lot of emotion in it. Ava smiled before eagerly hugging Bobby who stood motionless a moment before slowly hugging her back.

“I will. I’ll let you know what the baby is going to be as soon as I find out.”  Bobby nodded as Ava slowly got into the car. He turned his attention to Cas who was watching her like a hawk.

“Angel or not you better keep her safe.”

Cas nodded.

“I plan to.”

Over the following few months Cas lived up to his word. He rarely left Ava’s side even when her pregnancy symptoms kicked in full speed ahead. There were many of days when Ava would burst randomly into tears leaving Cas confused and bewildered as to what to do. He would awkwardly pat her hand while looking to Sam and Dean for any ideas for help where next to nothing came from.

Ava would get annoyed with Cas for his constant lack of being able to emotionally connect with her.

“Cas can you stop patting me like I have cooties or something!”

“What is cooties?”

Ava groaned angrily,

“Castiel seriously!”

Cas shrugged looking a little annoyed himself.

“How can I help you if I do not know what a cootie is?”

At that point Ava turned walking from the room slamming the bedroom door behind her. Cas turned to Dean who was laughing silently.

“Great job handling that daddy.”

Then there was the morning that Ava had been watching Saturday morning cartoons with Dean when a duck with an annoyingly high pitched squeaky voice started asking for its mother and Ava burst into tears. Dean sat looking at her with wide eyes before getting up and going to wave Cas into the room. Cas who had been attempting to get in touch with Balthazar walked in freezing seeing the tears streaming down his love’s face.

“What did you do to her?”

Cas asked coldly. Dean blinked looking honestly offended. Between Ava’s random emotional outbursts and Cas’ growing tension and short fuse made dealing with them next to miserable.

“I didn’t do a damn thing. We were watching cartoons and she starts crying. Go make her stop!”

Cas rolled his eyes.

“I clearly am unable to do that. She is still mad at me about the cooties. I even googled it and it keeps pulling up a child’s game.”

Dean sighed.

“Cooties are a mythical illness that girls supposedly catch from boys and vice versa. It’s something the little kids go on about. You don’t have any cooties and neither does she. Seeing as how snuggly you two get if you did you both would be infected. Now go get her.”

Cas awkwardly walked into the kitchen were Ava sat dabbing at her eyes with a tissue.

“So…want a cookie?”

Ava shook her head.

“I’m getting fat enough without you trying to feed me sweets all hours of the day.”

Cas sighed.

“First off you asked me to go to the store for cheesecake at 2 am this morning. I didn’t try to encourage you to eat half of it.”

Ava sobbed harder at that resulting in Cas smacking himself in the face and Dean watching with an even more freaked out expression on his face. Cas sighed again. “I’m sorry! I don’t know what to say to you because everything I say makes you upset.”

Ava sighed.

“Can you just hold me?”

Cas blinked quickly pulling her into his arms looking over at Dean who was giving him a thumbs up.

A couple of days after that Ava began to show it seemed out of nowhere. It seemed like as soon as she hit 7 months she went from barely showing to full on pregnant. When she walked into the kitchen the look of shock on Sam and Dean’s faces was clearly evident

“Holy baby…”

Dean choked out earning him a cold glare from Cas and smirk from Ava who had finally lost her crazy emotions and was back to her normal self.

“I know right? It’s like I woke up this morning and my feet were gone.”

Ava sat down looking at the laptop in front of her as Dean and Cas were busy exchanging a silent conversation.

“Ava we need to talk to you about something.”

Dean said. Ava looked up.

“Sure what’s up?”

Cas sat down not looking the least bit happy.

“We have to meet with Balthazar. He may have a way to get my grace back. The only problem is we have to meet him a few city away. We think it would be best if you stayed here. I don’t like the thought of leaving you alone but…”

Ava sighed holding her hand up.

“Cas it’s fine. I’m safe here. If you can get your grace back that needs to be a priority. I’ll just get into bed and watch a Dr. Sexy marathon.”

The look of disgust on Cas’ face made her giggle. Everyone sat quietly for a moment until Ava whimpered and made a funny face. Cas looked up quickly worried.

“What’s wrong?!”

Ava shook her head.

“The baby is just laying weird. I really don’t think that I am going to make it 9 months.”

Dean shook his head.

“You look like you’re about to pop now.”

Ava rolled her eyes at her brother.

“Thanks bro. You always know how to make me feel so good about myself!”

She looked back to Cas who was busy giving Dean the biggest ‘go to hell’ look as well.

“Cas I was reading and found some ways to start my labor. Apparently sex helps get labor started.”

Cas looked up his face turning pink.

“Ava I don’t think we need to be experimenting on starting labor early then it should be.”

Ava groaned.

“As Dean so kindly pointed out I am about to pop. When you get home we are doing it. Sam, Dean you two go get my angel his grace back because he has things to tend to.

Dean and Sam, looking uncomfortable, stood walking to the door.

“Come on Cas you heard the lady.”

Dean called from the doorway. Cas stood looking to his lover with sad eyes. He felt guilty leaving her.

“Cas everything is ok.”

Ava said softly as she struggled to stand. Cas quickly walked over helping her up before pressing a tender kiss to her lips.

“When I come home I’ll make love to you all night if that is what you want. I can’t help feeling guilty about leaving you here alone. I know you say it’s nothing but not to me. The last time I left you i was afraid I would never see you again.”

Ava reached up cupping his cheek.

“Cas you can be so romantic. Seriously love I’ll be right here and everything will be all right.”

She quickly took his hand placing it on her tummy as the baby began to move.

“See everything is just fine. I love you.”

Cas smiled one of his rare smiles before kissing Ava again.

“I love you honeybee.”

He kissed her forehead before turning and going to meet her brothers.

The first half of the night was normal. Nothing remotely out of the ordinary seemed to be happening until there was a knock at the bunker door. Ava logged onto Sam’s computer to look at the camera and see who it was. Her heart froze seeing none other than Adam on the other side.

Ava stood looking at her twin’s handsome face her heart beginning to pound. She ignored the better judgment that this wasn’t Adam. Instead she ran to the door opening it.

“Adam”

She barely got out looking at her brother who gave her his normal quirky smile.  “Hi sissy!”

He said before reaching out pulling her into a long hug. Nothing felt different about Adam. He was her normal brother.

Adam looked down at her stomach looking shocked.

“You’re pregnant!”

Ava nodded showing Adam in.

“So you live here with Sam and Dean?”

Ava nodded.

“ I do. They are out right now. Working on a case. Adam they will be so happy to see you!”

Adam smiled eagerly as he walked to the shelf in the living area and looked at the photo’s. He froze seeing the one of Ava and Cas together.

“Is Castiel the father of your baby?”

Ava froze as Adam’s voice took another tone…a dark sinister tone. He hadn’t turned back around to face her yet.

“Yes…Adam how do you know Castiel?”

Adam chuckled coldly before turning to look at Ava. She gasped when she looked at his eyes. They looked dead.

“I’m not Adam you stupid girl. My name is Michael. I’m Castiel’s brother. My brother the idiot. First he tries lights me on fire now he knocks a Winchester up.”

Ava backed away.

“Don’t talk about him like that. I know wall about you Michael. About what you do and what you stand for. I also know what your brother and bitch Luci did to Sam. You’re lucky I’m pregnant. If I wasn’t I would cram an angel blade so far up your goddamn ass you would be choking on your tongue.”

Adam/Michael looked clearly shocked by her response.

“My my look at you. If you weren’t a woman I would have thought that Dean Winchester was talking to me right there. You should show me some respect though. I can make your labor start and look at you all alone. No brothers here to keep you safe. No angel boyfriend to save you from the pain.”

Ava’s eyes widened a little the young man before her snapped his fingers and a wave of pain hit her. She looked down to see her water had broken and the worst pain imaginable started going through her. Holding her stomach and grimacing in pain Ava glared angrily.

“I’m not scared of you.”

She managed to squeak out before hitting the ground.

“You should be.”

He sneered. Ava looked up through the pain to see a bright light as an angel blade went through Michael. She couldn’t focus on the person who stabbed the angel before everything went black…

@greenappleeyes 

@djs-lacrimose

[placetobenation]

Spoiler alert for those of you who taped this fight and still haven’t gotten around to watching it yet. On February 11th, 1990, in Toyko, Japan, James “Buster” Douglas as a 42 to 1 underdog pulled off the biggest upset in boxing history, arguably in the history of sports. Mike Tyson was one of the most dominate athletes in all of sports up until that point. He had become the youngest Heavyweight Champion of the World ever at the age of 20. By 21, he would be the undisputed World Heavyweight Champion, unifying the WBA, WBC, and IBF championships. By 22, he would defeat the lineal champion Michael Spinks in 91 seconds making him truly undisputed as the most dominate force in the heavyweight division and the Baddest Man on the Planet. Tyson’s meteoric rise to the top at such a young age suggested that he would continue to be a dominate force going into the 90’s. This fight against Douglas was seen as a tune up fight for a future encounter with number one contender Evander Holyfield. No one was taking this fight seriously except for Buster Douglas.

Personally, there are few of us who remember the first time one of our heroes let us down. This fight took place three days before my 10th birthday. Mike Tyson was one of my childhood heroes. I was too little to really understand some of his character flaws. In large part my love of Mike Tyson was tied closely with my love for the 1987 NES Classic Mike Tyson’s Punch Out! I had seen some boxing on tv but really couldn’t appreciate some of the nuances of the sport. All I knew was that Mike Tyson was one of the coolest guys on the planet along with Jim McMahon, Barry Sanders, Bo Jackson, and Robin Yount. I had wanted very badly to see Tyson take on Buster Douglas, hoping to witness Tyson knock out some bum in about 30 seconds. We didn’t have HBO and my Mom remembered the pain in the backside that we had to go through when I talked her into ordering the Tyson vs Spinks fight in 1988. Pay Per View didn’t used to be so easy to order. And to be treated with a 91 second fight, the whole thing seemed hardly worth it. Instead, she promised to have her friend from work tape WrestleMania 6 for me, so I got over not seeing Tyson vs Douglas pretty quickly. Besides, Mike Tyson was going to be on Saturday Nights Main Event shortly after my birthday. Tyson was going to knock out Hogan and help Savage regain the WWE Championship. Mike Tyson appearing in wrestling was two of my favorite things coming together. So I was feeling pretty optimistic going into this fight. When I found out that Mike Tyson had lost, I couldn’t believe it. As in, this did not compute. I was in denial. I had seen Tyson beat Michael Spinks in 91 seconds. I had seen him take out Little Mac with one punch. I was in denial. Then to find out that Buster Douglas would be taking his place to referee the Randy Savage vs Hulk Hogan match on Saturday Nights Main Event, I was crushed. The world is a much simpler place when you are nine.

Mike Tyson would go on to disappoint me pretty much for the rest of his career after the Douglas fight. Whether it be learning the facts of life from an older kid at school when asking out loud why Tyson was going to prison or his comedy fight in his comeback match with Peter McNeely. The time Mike bit off Evander Holyfield’s ear or getting exposed and dissected by Lennox Lewis. And let’s not forget his final match in which he just gave up because his heart wasn’t in it anymore. This night in Tokyo really was the beginning of the end for “Iron” Mike Tyson. The aura of invincibly was gone.

As for the fight itself, the entire HBO broadcast is up on YouTube and I will link to it here. The pre-fight hype really spelled out just how hopeless the situation for Buster Douglas was. Just the way Jim Lampley says the fight is “scheduled” for 12 rounds and points to all the empty seats doesn’t really sell anyone on the broadcast they are about to see. I have to respect the journalistic integrity of Lampley and Larry Merchant, who are calling this fight. They aren’t trying to BS the audience in anyway. They use words like mismatch, non-competitive, and annihilation. Merchant’s first comment is striking. “This match was over before it even began or soon thereafter.” They really capture the mood surrounding the fight. Nothing to see here, folks, but Don King and some Japanese businessmen are paying for this fight so let’s get this over with. At some point during the fight they explain that the Japanese wanted this fight mostly as a status symbol, hosting it at the Tokyo Dome to give people a chance to say they saw Mike Tyson defend his championship. I understand this completely. On May 3rd, 2008, I went to the Home Depot Center in Carson, California to see Oscar De La Hoya take on Steve Forbes. I bought the cheapest ticket possible, nearly at the top of this soccer stadium. I watch the fight through binoculars amongst a group of other common people. But we all get to say that we saw one of the all time great fighters live and in person.

They couldn’t even be bothered to find out what Buster Douglas looked like when drawing the poster.

The pre-match hype videos for Tyson and Douglas also don’t inspire a lot of faith. The gist of them are that Mike Tyson is a force of nature that has dominated the world of boxing and capture the imagination of all. Also he scared some of the locals while visiting Japan by catching a pigeon with his bare hands. On the other hand, James “Buster” Douglas is from Columbus, Ohio. They even name drop Woody Hayes as having a slight connection to Douglas’ trainer. They did put over that Buster Douglas’ mom had died just weeks before the fight, the implication being his heart might be heavy coming into this match. The boxers enter the ring and they aren’t doing much to even focus on Douglas’ strong points. He might as well have had ‘Opponent’ on the back of his robe.

The Japan Sporting Commission set up a ceremony where want to present Mike Tyson with a belt that supposedly belonged to Joe Louis. Tyson turns his back to them, not acknowledging their existence and completely disrespecting them. I am sure that did nothing to endear him to the Japanese public. The tale of the tape should be the first indication that something isn’t right here because Douglas has pretty much every physical advantage in size and reach. Douglas is in the best shape of his career, ten pounds lighter than his most recent fight with Oliver McCall. Tyson looks bored with this whole thing and just wants to get back to the hotel. Evander Holyfield is at ringside and we are promised an interview with him “in a few short moments.”

Round 1

Douglas takes control of the bout immediately, working the left jab and tying up Tyson whenever he tries to get inside. Douglas displays an uncharacteristic quickness which avoids some of Tyson’s attempts to explode inside and land the combination that will put this fight away early. When Tyson charges forward, Douglas quickly evades the onslaught and ties the champ up. Douglas keeps working the jab and has Tyson fighting his fight.

This is a defining image that really sums up this fight.

DeDamos’ Score Card: 10-9 Douglas.

Round 2

Tyson explodes out of the corner, hoping to catch Douglas off guard and land the big combination. That doesn’t work. Douglas avoids the onslaught, landing a few blows inside before tying Tyson up. We see a little bit of Tyson’s bob and weave, peek-a-boo defense to avoid Douglas’ reach. Mike quickly abandons that, opting instead to absorb the left jab and try to get inside to land a big uppercut. Douglas is too fast for him, beat Tyson to the punch and landing some devastating rights before tying the champ up. Before the end of the round, Douglas unloads on Tyson and to Mike’s credit, he keeps on his feet. Nothing did too much damage but Douglas is landing his shots and controlling the tempo of the fight.

DeDamos’ Score Card: 10-9 Douglas. 20-18 Douglas.

Round 3

Tyson tries exploding at the bell again and again get frustrated by Douglas. Tyson through the round does match to get some good shots in at the body but can’t follow up with any of them. He is still looking for the big punch, namely an uppercut, to put this away. Douglas is tiring out some. He is landing his leg jab still and getting in a few combinations when Tyson gives him an opening. Douglas is still doing a good job frustrating the champ by tying him up inside. Tyson is trying to land what he can while tied by but there is nothing behind those punches. Tyson is shows some signs of life. He didn’t prepare well for this fight at all and it shows. Douglas keeps leading with the right cross when Tyson tries to get inside, always being on step ahead of Iron Mike.

DeDamos’ Score Card: 10-9 Douglas. 30-27 Douglas.

Between rounds we see how ineffective Tyson’s corner is. They basically tell him to stay the coarse and punch on the inside. Tyson rolls his eyes and looks about fed up with this nonsense. Douglas is in his head and Tyson is thoroughly frustrated.

Round 4

Both guys are looking gassed and have slowed down quite a bit. The announcers are seeking answers for what they are witnessing. Tyson firing trainer Kevin Rooney might have something to do with why his is so ill prepared and easy to hit. Tyson keeps trying to explode forward but Douglas keeps tying him up and neutralizing the champs offense. Tyson has some success early in the round, landing some jabs, catching Douglas in the chin. To Douglas’ credit, he keeps on his feet and doesn’t get taken back. It looks like Tyson might win the round but Douglas gets back to working the left jab and explodes with a flurry towards the end of the round. It’s hard to say what landed and what didn’t as both men were trying to land some punches to win the round. Douglas is still controlling the pace of the fight.

DeDamos’ Score Card: 10-9 Tyson. 39-37 Douglas.

Between rounds we see Evander Holyfield in the crowd, watching a $12 Million pay day against Tyson in June fly right out the window. Evander knows what he is seeing and doesn’t like it one bit.

Round 5

Tyson is lost without a map. There is no explosiveness. No evasion. Douglas imposes his will on Tyson in this round. Douglas works the left jab, Tyson keeps coming inside to try to establish something and keeps catching a right cross of his effort. Douglas has been leading with the right all fight and now it has swollen Mike’s eye shut. Tyson’s legs are getting weak but he takes everything Buster gives him and stays on his feet. I don’t know that Tyson landed a punch that round.

DeDamos’ Score Card: 10-9 Douglas. 49-46 Douglas.

Between the rounds we see the legendary moment where Tyson’s corner uses a condom filled with ice water to reduce the swelling on his eye. I am only assuming it was ice water, they may have used lukewarm tap water. These corner men were so bad that they didn’t bother to bring the proper equipment. Normally, the corner would have a cold press or end-swell. It’s a piece of iron that is kept cold for occasions such as this. Every fight corner has one. It’s standard equipment. It is so comically amateur that this defies description.

Round 6

Tyson shows some of the explosiveness that he has left, leaping in with lightning quick strikes which aren’t landing. Douglas is still too quick to let these punches land with the effectiveness they need to score the knockout. Tyson looks for the uppercut inside but keeps running into that lead right from Buster. Tyson desperately wants to land the big punch that will end this bout before it gets any further. Douglas is relaxed and in control. He keeps landing two left jabs and a right cross, which has worked for him all fight. Tyson lands a few punch inside but there isn’t much behind those them. Douglas continues to be the ring general.

DeDamos’ Score Card: 10-9 Douglas. 59-55 Douglas.

Round 7

The song remains the same. Tyson attempts a low blow early in the round. It had nothing behind it and thankfully the ref didn’t see it. For those who question the heart and toughness of Mike Tyson, a lesser boxer would have fallen by now from the beating he has received at the hands of Buster Douglas. Tyson is clearly frustrated and looking for that opening to land the uppercut.

DeDamos’ Score Card: 10-9 Douglas. 69-64 Douglas.

Round 8

Douglas comes out the first half of the round a bit off. He isn’t throwing many punches, just tying up the champ and taking his time. Buster might be a little too loose and relaxed. Douglas just looks off compared to where he was in the last three rounds. Midway through, Douglas starts landing his left jabs, probably realizing that he has to keep winning rounds if this goes to the 12th. Tyson keeps running into Douglas’ lead right as he comes inside. Douglas sees an opening near the end of the round and starts unloading on Tyson. Tyson takes everything Douglas dishes out then finally hits that uppercut he has been looking for all night,putting Douglas on the mat for the first knockdown of the fight.

This is where we have some controversy. Don King and his people will contest the fight over. The count appears to be a bit slow. The ref and the time keeper are off by about 2 seconds. When Douglas gets knocked down, he punches the mat in frustration. Douglas is listening for the referees count, taking all the time he is allotted before getting to his feet. Having watched this over several times, I am confident that Douglas could have gotten up well before the ref’s count of 9 which would have been the time keepers count of 11.

Douglas gets to his feet and is saved by the bell before Tyson can strike again.

DeDamos’ Score Card: 10-8 Tyson. 77-74 Douglas.

Round 9

This is the pivotal round of the fight. How will Douglas respond to getting knocked down? How much does he have left? If he can’t maintain control of this fight, be the ring general Douglas has been for the previous 8 rounds, Tyson will take control of the fight and score the knock out. Douglas has to show that he has conditioning and heart that he has lacked his whole career, notably in his only other title fight against Tony Tucker. Douglas rises to the occasion, tying up the champ and taking his time to clear the cob webs. Tyson looks to quicken the pace of the fight, to land that final punch that will end the fight. But Tyson is running on empty too. Douglas unloads on Tyson with a flurry of blows with 2 minutes to go in the round. Tyson answers back and wobbles the challenger. Douglas keeps on his feet and goes back to neutralizing Tyson and slowing him down. Then with a minute left, Douglas opens up his offense again. Tyson gets to the ropes to keep him on his feet. Douglas punches himself out trying to get Tyson on the mat but Tyson keeps on the ropes. Tyson clears his head and looks to land a few bombs but there is nothing behind his punches. He misses more than he hits and the round is mercifully over. It was gut check time for Douglas and he make a statement. He is still in this fight and not going anywhere.

DeDamos’ Score Card 10-9 Douglas. 87-83 Douglas

Round 10

Tyson comes out with a nice right, tagging Douglas in the side of the head. Now it’s Tyson looking to tie up Douglas who is looking for an opening to put this fight away. Douglas finds that opening mid way through the tenth. Douglas opens up with a fiery combination, knocking down Tyson for the first time in his professional career. Tyson looks for his mouth guard as he flounders around the mat. Tyson can’t get to his feet by ten and his on dream street. James “Buster” Douglas has done the impossible. He has overcome 42-1 odds and beat the undefeated Mike Tyson to become the undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World. No one believes what they are seeing.

Buster Douglas overcame the death of his mother two week before the fighter and the mother of his child being hospitalized with kidney issues to take on the biggest challenge of his career. And he won. One only sports book would even take bets on this fight. This was the ultimate underdog story of a man defying all expectations, tapping into all of his potential, moving past a career of underachievement, and putting it all together on one night to become the undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World. The way he prepared for this fight, Douglas could have beaten anyone that night. Tyson came in completely unprepared and when he wasn’t able to intimidate his opponent, he didn’t know what to do.

Tyson showed the kind of class that would be the hallmark of his career, quickly exiting the ring without acknowledging that the man who beat him just had the fight of his life. He didn’t shake the man’s hand or congratulate him. Imagine that ending to Mike Tyson’s Punch Out. “You didn’t do shit, Little Mac. I’m going to tie your ass up in court. Screw you, pal.” Buster Douglas makes sure to credit his mother and his father for this win. His dad had been his trainer early in his career but following the Tony Tucker fight, Buster made the hard decision to fire his dad. According to the shoot interviews I have watched, it seems like Buster Douglas didn’t respond well to his father’s constant pressure on him, which lead to Buster’s underachievement in much of his career. Still, Buster loved his father but to get to the next level, he had to go in another direction. The post match interview with Evander Holyfield, he is trying to put a good spin on things even though a lot of money just slipped through his fingers. He is saying the right platitudes but the look on his face tells a different story. It would be six years before the world would see Tyson vs Holyfield but that is a story for another day.

The judges score cards are the biggest travesty of this fight. The American judge had it at 88-82, which is pretty close to where I had it. He must have scored the 8th a 9-9, giving that round to Douglas. Maybe I have a lot to learn about scoring. The first Japanese judge had Tyson leading 87-86. The second Japanese judge had it tied 86-86. I don’t want to accuse anyone of being bribed by Don King but that is better than the alternative. At least being on the take would make sense. I invite you to watch this fight and tell me what your score card looks like. I can’t imagine any unbiased person could watch this fight and have Tyson winning it or a tie. If this had gone 12 rounds, either they were going to rob Douglas of the decision or those two judges had no business judging a boxing match or anything else for that matter. I hope the judge who had Tyson ahead on his card was either in King’s pocket or they have such poor judgment that they was never allowed to judge anything ever again. Not a wet t-shirt contest, a hot dog eating contest, and certainly never judge his neighbor.

Following this fight, Don King and the Tyson camp almost immediately protested the decision. The WBA and WBC were willing to take their complaints seriously but ultimate this never went any where. For Buster Douglas, having his title win tied up in court by Don King really messed with him. For the moment though, Buster Douglas was a household name overnight. WWE quickly replaced Tyson as the special guest referee for The Main Event match between Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage. To my disappointment, Douglas didn’t help Savage win the belt. Sega made a deal with Buster Douglas to quickly put out a video game. They repackaged the 1988 boxing title Final Blow , which had not been released in North America, as James “Buster” Douglas Knockout Boxing. Douglas even appeared in the “Genesis Does What Nintendon’t” commercials. The idea being Nintendo has Tyson in Punch Out, well we have the guy who beat Tyson therefore we have the better game system. Douglas picked up some acting gigs and media appearance. I don’t know if he was prepared for becoming a media sensation overnight.

On October 25, 1990, James “Buster” Douglas defended his undisputed World Heavyweight Championship against Evander “Real Deal” Holyfield. Douglas came into the fight out of shape and unprepared. He was quickly dismantled by Holyfield, being knocked out in the third round. This was a disappointment for pretty much everybody. Douglas had really turned the corner on his career in the fight against Tyson. Boxing was desperately in need of stars and if Douglas had been able to make a competent showing against Holyfield, it would have been good for the sport overall. Douglas didn’t return to his pre-Tyson form in this fight. He was worse than he had ever looked in his career. Douglas blames this on the prolonged court battle with Don King and being distracted by the threat that his win in Toyko could be taken away. It’s hard to believe that no one in Douglas’ camp could have gotten through to him. King was a snake in the grass and these sort of tactics were well within his character. But King also didn’t have a leg to stand on. If in fact Douglas was distracted by this legal battle then his team failed him terrible. Let the lawyers handle the legal matters, get your fighter focused on what he has to do in the ring. That didn’t happen. Douglas would disappear from boxing until 1996. He had ballooned to over 400lbs and slipped into a diabetic coma. It was a near miracle that Douglas survived this coma much less returned to the ring. Douglas would win a series of fights against tomato cans, never really able to regain the footing he once had in his career. Buster Douglas would quietly retire in 1999. Today, Douglas is at peace with his life and career. He makes occasional media appearances. It seems like he is in a good place in his life and has no regrets.

It is well documented what happened to Mike Tyson following this fight. A downward spiral began that lasted him the rest of his professional career. Tyson would go on to have some big fights and big pay days. But he never was the same boxer after this fight with Douglas. Truthfully, firing Kevin Rooney as his trainer and the death of his mentor Cus D’Amato may have been the real beginning of the end for Tyson but the lose to Douglas was a moment in time where we can pinpoint the wheels falling off. In 2005, Tyson would have his last fight against Kevin McBride, a young prospect but not someone seen on Tyson’s level. The fight went to seven rounds. To start the seventh, Tyson refused to leave his corner, giving up on the fight and boxing. In a rare candid moment, in the post fight Tyson admitted that he didn’t have it anymore and it was disrespectful to the sport for him to come out here and embarrass himself. When asked if he was worried about disappointing the fans Tyson said that the fans knew his career ended in 1990. It’s a heartbreakingly honest interview in which Tyson says what everyone already knew. It’s worth watching the McBride fight for the post-fight interview alone. Boxing can be a world with a lot of dishonesty so to see someone be so brutally truthful was unusual. Today, Tyson seems to be in a good place in his life. He has tried to make peace with his past and make amends from some of his terrible deeds.

Buster Douglas was never that good before, he would never be that good again. But on one night in Toyko, Buster Douglas put everything together to be the ultimate underdog story and fought a nearly perfect fight.Few underdog stories even compare. Perhaps only The Miracle on Ice is a bigger upset in the history of sports. Upsets are part of what makes sports interesting. People love the idea that on any given day, the 42-1 long shot can pull it over and be the World Champion. Whether it’s the 1994 Denver Nuggets knocking off the first seed Seattle Super Sonics in the playoffs. The 2003 Florida Marlins knocking off the Chicago Cubs and New York Yankees to an improbable second World Series title. Sports often go the way we expect them to, with unbelievable talent becoming champions and dynasties. But sometimes Mazeroski hits a walk off home run. Sometimes Havichek steals the ball. Sometimes we do believe in miracles. And sometimes Buster Douglas can beat Mike Tyson.

[thechasefiles]

The Chase Files Daily Newscap 7/15/2019

Good Morning #realdreamchasers. Here is your daily news cap for Monday, July 15th, 2019. There is a lot to read and digest so take your time. Remember you can read full articles via Barbados Today (BT), or by purchasing a Daily Nation Newspaper (DN).

CASWELL: WORKERS SUFFERING ON JOB – Some Barbadians are suffering so much on the job they have been forced to receive professional counselling. General secretary of the Unity Workers’ Union, Senator Caswell Franklyn, made the revelation while speaking yesterday on VOB’s Sunday Brasstacks radio programme which dealt with labour relations.Franklyn said Barbadians, even though members of trade unions, still tend to keep things private while suffering on the job, adding it was now manifesting itself as illness. “Last year I sent ten people to see a psychiatrist. These people were suffering because of things happening at work. The work for their [pay] rate was low, overtime wasn’t paid in some instances. But Barbadians hold it in and, as a result, we get illness and death. The problems they were having were not ones which a trade union could have dealt with. Some of our workers are dying very young,” the outspoken senator said.(DN)

SUGAR PAIN –While the results of the 2019 sugar harvest have yet to be disclosed by officials, private farmers are predicting bitter returns. And they fear drought-like conditions may affect the maturation of canes to be harvested in 2020 as well.Immediate past chairman of the Barbados Sugar Industry Limited (BSIL) and veteran farmer Patrick Bethell painted a dismal picture of the private planters’ results.“Most of the private farmers’ output dropped significantly including the top farms,” he said. “Mine dropped by 40 per cent. Compared to last year, the quality of this year’s cane was better. It was dry so you got more sugar per tonne of cane but we ain’t get no tonnes of cane; and it is going to be worse next year.” (DN)

ENGLAND WIN FIRST MEN’S CRICKET WORLD CUP IN DRAMATIC FINALE AGAINST NEW ZEALAND –England won the men's World Cup for the first time as they beat New Zealand following a dramatic sudden-death super over in one of the most thrilling matches in cricket history. Both sides scored 241 from their 50 overs, meaning they had to bat again for six balls each. England scored 15 in their super over. With two runs needed from their final ball to win, New Zealand batsman Martin Guptill scored one before being run out. That meant the super over scores were tied, and England won on virtue of having scored more boundaries in the match. The barely believable final at Lord's was tied twice and was decided on boundaries, ensuring England's four-year journey ended with them being crowned world champions. That it even got to that stage was astonishing in itself and came as a result of the first tied World Cup final played in front of an electric and ecstatic home of cricket. England required 15 from the last over of the regular match. Ben Stokes hit a six and benefited when a throw from the deep hit him and went for four overthrows. He could not get the two needed from the last ball – Mark Wood was run out coming back for the second – but ended 84 not out and joined Jos Buttler at the crease for the super over. They plundered 15, roared on by an febrile crowd that belted out Sweet Caroline in the change of innings. In the New Zealand reply, Jimmy Neesham hit Jofra Archer's third ball for six, then scrambled to leave Guptill with two to get. As Jason Roy's throw came in from deep mid-wicket, a diving Guptill was short as Buttler removed the bails, sending England and the whole of Lord's into delirious celebrations.(DN)

JOFRA DELIVERS –The familiar saying “you’ll find a Bajan anywhere in the world” hit home in the historic ICC Cricket World Cup final when England won a most thrilling match to stun New Zealand at Lord’s. With a Super Over left to decide which team would win cricket’s most prestigious trophy, Barbadian-born Jofra Archer produced the most important six balls of his life to ensure that England won their first title.The Black Caps needed two runs to win from the final ball in Archer’s over, but a superb throw from Jason Roy in the deep saw Martin Guptill agonisingly run out, as Kane Williamson’s side finished runners-up for the second successive men’s World Cup.Jimmy Neesham had struck a magnificent six to leave New Zealand with seven to win from four balls but Archer’s resolve shone through, with England prevailing due to scoring more boundaries in the match and Super Over combined. It was the first time that a One-Day International was decided by this method.(DN)

WANDERERS, EMPIRE TRIUMPH – Wanderers and Empire completed victories on a rain-affected last day of the first-round matches in the Barbados Cricket Association’s Elite Division yesterday. While the two matches in St Michael were badly affected, the weather was brighter in St Philip, where Wanderers defeated Crane Resort St Catherine at Bayfield and Empire won from Gladiola at Rices.AT BAYFIELD: Wanderers completed a resounding 178-run victory over St Catherine.St Catherine resumed at 27 for three in pursuit of 282 and never looked the part while losing wickets often. It took only two overs after the tea interval to polish off the innings when wicketkeeper Tre Mason was bowled by off-spinner Ian Boyce for nine after a lengthy stay at the wicket. (DN)

JONES RUNS RACE, DOESN’T HEAR FALSE START – Barbadian quarter-miler Jonathan Jones endured the disappointment of running an entire 400 metres without realising that a false start had been called at the Monaco Diamond League on Friday. While most of the runners in the race heard the call and pulled up within the first 30 metres, the three athletes in lanes 6, 7 and 8 appeared not to have picked it up and continued running down the backstretch. Two of those runners eventually stopped but Jones completed the entire lap before throwing up his hands in disgust when he found out after crossing the line that it was a false start. FloTrack reported that Jones was hand-timed at 44.6 seconds which is on par with his personal best time of 44.64 seconds. The 20-year-old opted not to face the starter when the race was re-run. It was won by Steven Gardiner of The Bahamas in 44.51.(DN)

BARBADOS LOSE TO MALAWI – After both suffering losses to New Zealand, the Barbados Gems and Malawi locked horns today and it was the southeastern African nation that emerged 65-41 winners in the 2019 Vitality Netball World Cup in Liverpool, England. Both teams had previously beaten Singapore so today’s match-up gave them the chance to rebound from their Kiwi thrashing and register a second win in the tournament. Malawi got off to a shaky start from a delayed centre pass, and consequently Joyce Mvula failed to convert their first shooting opportunity into a goal. Barbados were quick to react and within seconds Shonica Wharton scored the first goal of the match. However Malawi soon regained possession and directed the ball back to their own shooting-circle where Mvula got Malawi off the mark. The first five minutes continued in an even pattern, before Malawi stepped up their centre-court intensity and began to dominate. Takondwa Lwazi controlled Malawi’s shooting circle, receiving and feeding balls into Mvula and Jane Chimaliro, who scored nine goals with no response, contributing to a Malawian lead of 17-9 at the end of the first quarter. Their first quarter performance ensured a confident start to the second by the Queens, and Mvula and Chimaliro continued to build their advantage. Barbados’ duo Sheniqua Thomas and Shonica Wharton were on form in front of the net, but quick movement between Lawzi and Thandie Galletta in particular allowed Malawi to extend their lead to 35-20 at the break. Barbados saw possession overturned early in the third quarter, when a superb Lawzi interception triggered a Malawian attack which would end in a superbly-executed Mvula goal. The Gems’ shooters continued to be a force to be reckoned with, however, Malawi were taking full advantage of the amount of penalties awarded in the attacking third, extending their lead further and again winning the quarter 17-11. Chimaliro was substituted early in the final quarter, and Malawi looked to tire slightly as Thomas and Blackman continued to shoot well to ensure that the last 15 minutes would be the closest quarter of the match. Despite the late Barbadian rally though, Malawi had enough in the locker to get over the line comfortably, by a scoreline of 65-41. Wharton had 15 goals from 18 attempts, Thomas scored 12 from 16 and Blackman had 11 goals from 13 attempts. For Malawi, Mvula scored 31 goals from 33 attempts, Chimarliro had 23 goals from 25 attempts and Alinafe Kamwala chipped in with eight goals from eleven attempts. (BT)

ALLEYNE ALUMNI CHAMPS – Alleyne School ran away with the fifth Barbados Inter-Alumni Championships title at the National Stadium on Saturday. They amassed 230 points, 69 points more than the Challenor School, with 161, while St Leonard’s Boys’ were a distant third with 84 points. Alleyne took the overall title as well as the women’s segment with 170 points, while Challenor School claimed the boys’ competition with 121 points.It was the female posse from Alleyne, represented by athletes such as renowned sports administrator Kathy Harper-Hall, athletics coach Nikkisha Maynard and Sandra Murray, who played a major part in the victory after accounting for most of the points.Harper-Hall, 81, brought her best shape to the track following last month’s National Senior Games. She won the 80-plus 50 metres dash in 13.53 seconds, 100 in 27.80, 200 in 59.84, and standing broad jump with a leap of 1.32 metres.  (DN)

TONGUE LASHING LYRICS AT SUPER GLADIATORS TENT JUDGES– Super Gladiators Calypso Tent was the second tent to be judged by the National Cultural Foundation (NCF) to select the finalist to face defending monarch Mr Blood at the Pic-O-De-Crop competition on August 2, 2019. The show had a packed house of Kaiso lovers such as Wife of the Former Governor of the Central Bank Monica Drayton-Worrell, Tony Grazette and his wife Andrea Grazette, Smokey Burke as well as representatives  of the House of Soca Calypso Tent, First Citizens De Big Show and Cave Shepherd All Stars Calypso Tent. The first contestant to be judged was a new entrant to the Pic-O-De-Crop Big J who sang Sparrow’s Tribute which pays homage to veteran calypsonian The Mighty Sparrow. Sweet D gave a commendable rendition of Respect Due. She was in fine voice as she sang about how respect is due in every facet of society. Gregory G was also in fine voice as he sang the Beggars Plight, in which he spoke about the plight that ‘beggers’ have on the island. He repeated the refrain “Begger man, begger man, change up your plan”, where he encouraged the ‘beggers’ to aspire to achieve greatness. Blank gave a creditable rendition of Wanted Blood which speaks about the last election where the Barbados Labour Party won 30-0. He emphasized the line “Bajans wanted blood, blood was all that I am hearing…” Veteran entertainer Chairman explained why kaiso cannot be one song as it stemmed from persons singing for Massa. Despite forgetting a line at the beginning of his song he recovered to complete his song. He sang the line “Crop Over was never a one song,” he said. Receiving the first encore of the night was Longfellow who delivered biting lyrics in his song Not A Fact. The song which covers many social issues of the day became sweeter in the encore as he sang a verse about embattled former Member of Parliament Donville Inniss who is facing money laundering charges. Should he receive the nod from the judges he will be one to watch in the finals. Back from an over two-decade hiatus Ranking Moss was before the judges singing Hope. The nation-building song spoke about his hope for Barbados as it seeks to develop. Papa Cloud tackled the current spate of gun violence on the island with his song De Gunz. He emphasized what is happening on the island with a recorded  32 murders thus far,  with the majority of them being gun related  when he sang, “Move the guns, run the guns, fear the guns, bullets can done.” Colleen received an encore for her nation-building song Renew Your Vows. A member of the audience stood while other members blew a horn and waved their Barbadian flags as she sang her song in fine voice. Colleen was dressed in her national ensemble added to her patriotic message. If the judges were looking for creativity, then Mike Thompson would have received a nod. His Spouge-influenced song  Tell Jackie Opel was catchy and the most melodic song of the night. No stranger to the stage having travelled the world with Troubadours International he entertained the audience as he did a full split almost at the end of his performance. Apollo received two encores from members of the audience who could not get enough of his performance of De Gospel Truth. The song which speaks about the social ills in the country repeats the refrain, “ It is the gospel truth, I ain’t telling lies, no lies!”. In his first encore, he sang a stanza about the fact the Minister of Creative Economy, Culture and Sports John King has neglected the restoration of the National Stadium but is supportive of sports. He also spoke about the establishment of Joseph Atherley’s party and that he may be following money instead of God. Rocky gave a passionate performance of Beat Dem Daddy. In the song, he shared with the audience the advice his daughter gave him when he entered the competition as she is counting on him to be victorious. Newcomer does not describe Frank White although it is his first year in competition. He was pure class as he performed his song Nothing Ain’t Change.  Armed with props such as his stack of bills and his pay package, he addressed the issue of nothing in Barbados changing despite the country having a new administration. He received two encores and each time the audience called him back up he had more biting lyrics to render to the audience, one of which was how David Commisong has not been arguing about Hyatt since he received his Ambassador position. He also sang despite the NCF making a change to the competition which has seen the return of veteran calypsonians still some calypsonians complain. Should he receive a nod from the judges he will be one to watch. De Hammer performed his self-penned song Take It out of We culture. The song which was well written by the calypsonian who had formerly received an award for his songwriting skills. The song speaks about topical issues such as wandering and the rape culture and he said, “ Take it out of we culture!”. The final calypsonian to be judged was veteran calypsonian Prince Yellow who performed his up-tempo song Sophie. He was full of energy as he pranced around the stage dancing to the beat of his song. Veteran entertainer PJ who has a cleverly written song entitled Transparen C did not go before the judges this year but delivered his song to the audiences listening pleasure.(BT)

That’s all for today folks there are 168 days left in the year Shalom! #thechasefiles #dailynewscaps Follow us on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram for your daily news. #bajannewscaps #newsca psbystephaniefchase

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Ramblings: Chabot and Kapanen Injured; Update on Lehner; Sprong; Mrazek; Gallagher; Werenski – March 14

  One big injury update from Wednesday was that Ottawa star defenceman Thomas Chabot has been diagnosed with a broken toe and is week-to-week. The team has 12 games left and were this any other organization, I would say that rushing back the franchise cornerstone player from a broken bone in a completely lost season so he can suit up with an AHL roster isn’t possible. But this is Ottawa, so whatever the worst possible option is, it’s definitely on the table.

Meanwhile, Cody Ceci and Dylan Demelo are going to get as much ice time as they can handle. Just be wary in leagues counting plus/minus.

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Kasperi Kapanen missed Toronto’s last game, being scratched late in the day. Word came from the team today that Kapanen has been diagnosed with a concussion and, as with all concussions, there is no timeline for return.

Kapanen had been enjoying a breakout season with 19 goals and 42 points in 68 games.

This would be the time to run to the waiver wire and grab William Nylander if he’s available. He’s widely owned on ESPN but is still available in over half of Yahoo! leagues. We’d like him to have those top PP minutes but getting secondary time while skating on a line with Auston Matthews is too good to pass up.

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Good news for the Minnesota Wild and their fans (and fantasy owners) as Matt Dumba was skating on his own before practice on Wednesday. He’s recovering from surgery on a pectoral muscle and we still don’t know when, or if, he’ll be back this season.

For more good news, Luke Kunin was also skating for the Wild. He should return to the team in short order.

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The Islanders are expecting Robin Lehner to return to the crease very soon for the team. Word is he could even start Thursday night, though Barry Trotz wouldn’t full commit to that. It seems he should return on Saturday night on the road.

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Gary Bettman upheld the two-game suspension of Flyers forward Jakub Voracek. The winger had appealed his suspension, hoping to get it reduced to just a single contest. He will be out for Thursday night’s game against Washington but will be available for Friday night’s matchup in Toronto. In the meantime, expect the Flyers lines to stay the same, which means Nolan Patrick centering the second line.

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St. Louis starts a three-game Eastern swing on Thursday night in Ottawa and will be joined on the trip by David Perron. Whether he plays or not is another matter entirely as he continues to recover from his latest concussion. That he’s on the trip at all is a good sign, though. Let’s just hope these issues don’t linger for him.

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Just want to say that I’m really, really excited for the potential second round matchups in the West. Two of Calgary/San Jose/Vegas in one matchup and potentially a Nashville/Winnipeg redux in the other? Oh yeah, sign me up.

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It’s probably worth noting that Daniel Sprong is on a three-game goal scoring streak for the Ducks. In 37 games with Anaheim, the 21-year old winger has 12 goals while playing just 13:31 per game. He’s also shooting a very reasonable 14.3 percent in the meantime. He has a very healthy 15.9 shot attempts per 60 minutes at five-on-five and while his five-on-five shooting percentage is a bit high, it’s nothing some additional ice time next year can’t help offset. It’s still just 37 games but considering the awful scoring environment of the Ducks, it’s impressive. It at least gives hope that he can be the 25-goal scorer a lot of people expected him to be. He’s a name to keep in mind for deeper leagues next year.

One player heating up for the Ducks? Jakob Silfverberg. You can look at hot/cold trends on Dobber Tools here.

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Speaking of hot streaks, Petr Mrazek has been one of the most valuable goalies in fantasy over the last month. It’s helped boost his overall save percentage to .908, just behind names like Pekka Rinne, Braden Holtby, and Connor Hellebuyck. He doesn’t need to be a .940 goalie for the Hurricanes to win games, but even if he can just be league average it’ll be a huge boost to the team. His recent play has likely earned him a contract next year.

With Scott Darling buried, Curtis McElhinney also on a one-year deal, and Alex Nedeljkovic not earning the trust of the franchise yet, there’s a pretty clear path for Mrazek to be at least the 1A or 1B goalie for the Hurricanes in 2019-20. They’re one of the best young teams in the NHL and only getting better. Mrazek’s fantasy outlook is a lot brighter than it was before the All-Star break.

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I shut off the Blackhawks-Leafs game off when Chicago made it 5-0 midway through the second period. At that point, Brendan Perlini had three points (1-2), Alex DeBrincat had a goal, Dylan Strome had two assists, and Brandon Saad had one of each. I had to turn it back on when it got to 5-3 but Chicago managed to skate away with the 5-4 victory.The win brings Chicago within four points of the final wildcard in the West.

Corey Crawford left after the second period with an illness, and Collin Delia faced 30 shots in the final frame alone.

Not for nothing, but the Blackhawks have been much better of late. The team is mid-pack in shot share since the All-Star break where they had been toiling at the bottom of the league through the first half of the season. They’re not a great team, but they’re much better than they were three months ago.

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Update on the late games in the morning.

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You know who doesn’t get the respect he deserves? Brendan Gallagher. Here are his ranks league-wide among 262 forwards with 2000+ minutes at five-on-five since the start of the 2016-17 season:

Goals/60 minutes – 9th

Points/60 minutes – T-49th with James van Riemsdyk, Jonathan Marchessault, Nino Niederreiter, Patrice Bergeron, and Blake Wheeler

Primary Points/60 minutes – T-35th with Jason Zucker, Mark Scheifele, Logan Couture, and Taylor Hall

Relative adjusted shot share: 9th sandwiched between Matt Barzal and Matthew Tkachuk

Relative goal share: 61st sandwiched between Marchessault and Jeff Skinner

Relative expected goal share impact: 11th between Zucker and Gustav Nyquist

No matter what way this is cut or sliced, Gallagher is a top line winger. He now has back-to-back 30-goal seasons and he’s done so while earning less ice time per game this year (16:27) than he did four years ago (16:35 in 2014-15). Imagine the level of fantasy performance he could give in everything from points to shots to hits if he were playing 18-19 minutes a night. There’s the question of optimizing ice time levels for performance but I have to imagine he can handle an extra minute or two per night.

I really do hope that Gallagher earns that extra ice time at some point. He is very much capable of achieving the level of production of, say, Matthew Tkachuk were he earning a minute or two extra per night and (hopefully) a very good young centre in Jesperi Kotkaniemi. There are a lot of bridges to cross before we get there so maybe we never do. All the same, even with just 16:30 per night, Gallagher is one of the most valuable skaters in multi-cat leagues.

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Lost in that 11-goal game between Boston and Columbus a couple nights ago was Zach Werenski’s four-point game. Those four points pushed Werenski past the 120-point mark for his career. Why is that important? Well:

  The only defencemen this century with 120+ points in their age 19-21 seasons: Erik Karlsson (149) Drew Doughty (126) Zach Werenski (124 and counting) https://t.co/o4rKg6Uqe5

— Michael Clifford (@SlimCliffy) March 13, 2019

  Let’s look at this from another angle:

  The only defencemen to ever crack 10 goals and 20 assists in each of their age-19, 20, and 21 seasons: Orr Bourque Murphy Stevens Housley Werenskihttps://t.co/m3NV3jE5CI

— Michael Clifford (@SlimCliffy) March 13, 2019

  Sometimes it’s easy to forget that Werenski is still just 21 years old. At this point he feels like a veteran player and yet he’s still younger than Thomas Chabot (yes, really). Werenski is the youngest defenceman in the NHL with 40 points this season, and it’s the second time in his career he’s cracked 40 points, the first time being two years ago. It doesn’t matter how it’s cut or sliced, what Werenski is accomplishing is quite literally historic.

Let’s run a quick comparison, shall we?

Below is how Werenski compares to Karlsson over the last three years in things like zone entries, zone exits, shot assists (passes leading to shots), and individual shots. We can see that Werenski lags behind Karlsson a little in most categories, but they’re close:

  It’s important to keep in mind that these are Karlsson’s prime years while Werenski is still a few years away from his. If this is how the Blue Jackets blue liner performs before he hits his prime, what will he look like in, say, 2021-22?

He’s just starting to scratch the surface. Werenski has lost power play time to Seth Jones over the last couple seasons despite the fact that the Jackets have typically scored much more with Werenski on the ice for power plays than Jones. That includes when splitting their time on the top unit; the Jackets score much more with Cam Atkinson and Werenski on the ice than Cam Atkinson and Jones. For a team that’s struggled so mightily with the power play over the last three years, you’d think they would favour the defenceman who’s been on the ice for more PP goals per minute, but I digress.

What makes Werenski so fascinating from a fantasy perspective is, as mentioned above, really just starting to find his footing in the NHL. He’s also producing at these elite levels despite not getting massive amount of ice time; unlike, say, Rasmus Ristolainen, the Columbus rearguard is not a product of simply being stuffed with 26 minutes a night. He’s doing everything we want to see at a micro level to produce like a top fantasy option at the macro level.

It’s only fair to wonder what his production will look like once he A) hits his prime and, B) gets a boatload of minutes including top PP time. He’s firmly in the group of elite young defencemen in the NHL like Chabot, Heiskanen, and Dahlin, and that group will dominate the Norris conversation from 2021 and beyond.

Now would be the time to inquire on Werenski’s price in a trade. If he can be acquired as a 40-point defenceman, I think there is a lot of profit to be had in the years to come.

from All About Sports https://dobberhockey.com/hockey-rambling/ramblings-chabot-and-kapanen-injured-update-on-lehner-sprong-mrazek-gallagher-werenski-march-14/

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Awkwafina 'SNL' Sketches Ranked Worst to First: Kanye Confusion and Kavanaugh Confirmation

Awkwafina is edgy and hilarious in her own stuff, but she seemed mostly toned down throughout her debut appearance on “Saturday Night Live.”

The “Crazy Rich Asians” star came to life the most during a baby shower sketch later in the night, while her first appearance outside of the monologue offered very stiff line deliveries, telling us she got more comfortable as the night progressed.

Impressively, the show tackled the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation vote both in the cold open and during “Weekend Update,” so you know they were hustling to finish writing this show up to the last minute. Sure, it was a safe bet he’d get in, but still it was an impressively fast turnaround, giving them the first comedy response to the news.

They even addressed their own controversy, with Pete Davidson returning to the “Weekend Update” desk to talk about Kanye West’s off-script pro-Trump rant that drew rave reviews from the president (who hadn’t seen it) and looks of discomfort from the cast before they edged off the stage.

As usual, we’re ranking all the sketches from worst to first, including the Cold Open and the regular “Weekend Update” segments. We’ll skip the musical guests, because they’re not usually funny – unless Ashlee Simpson shows up. We wrap up with a look at the cast-member who had the strongest week.

Dance Battle

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Okay, this sketch was pretty stupid and we’re still trying to figure out how it was the first sketch of the night after the monologue. Two dance crews come out and compete, only one of them did so with game show themes. The problem was none of the dancing was particularly memorable for being good or bad. Even the addition of Travis Scott as a Mariah Carey backup dancer who apparently only dances with his arms didn’t inject anything into the bland bit. The theme songs were the only joke and it wasn’t funny enough.

MONOLOGUE – Akwkafina

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“I was gonna come out dressed like a water bottle, but apparently someone did that last week,” Awkwafina cracked at the top of her monologue, poking fun at her name. She cracked a few jokes about her grandma possibly watching the wrong network tonight and her dad sounding like Trump, and admitted she was more a “Rebuilding My Credit Asian” than a “Crazy Rich Asian.” She then took a moment to credit Lucy Liu’s hosting of “SNL” back in 2000 as a pivotal moment in her young life, redefining what might be possible for an Asian-American woman. Awkwafina’s incredibly dry delivery kept her jokes from hitting quite hard enough; she needed more time to draw you into her approach to see funny the way she does, and she just didn’t have it.

Presidential Alert

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This obvious sketch had a cute twist ending that made it fun. The bulk of it was about the kind of nonsense Trump could send through the Presidential Alert system, namely the same kind of things he tweets about only even more inane and pointless. But the twist was that the whole thing was a Cricket Wireless commercial, because their service is so bad you won’t even get the alerts. Suddenly, you might find a reason to want awful service. The whole bit was executed well enough, with good reactions from the cast, but there wasn’t anything fresh at all until that closing moment, which kept it from being a totally lazy sketch.

Cleopatra

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What if Cleopatra had modern-day stylists? It turned out as weird as it sounds, with Cecily Strong taking on the Cleopatra role while Awkwafina led a team featuring Kenan Thompson’s Xerxes and Kate McKinnon’s Becky. Yes, it was weird anachronistic moments like that that actually made this work at all. When Xerxes showed her a vase with her picture painted on it, she demanded he delete it, which he did by smashing it to the ground. This was a History Channel special, which added another layer of funny because you can imagine that it’s the network’s fault this is so historically ridiculous. By the end, Cleopatra was bickering with Alex Moffat’s Caesar and it was all a little too twee. But mostly, the sketch had no real punch at the end, which would have been nice.

New York Film Festival

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Marion Cotillard (Cecily Strong), Allison Janney (Heidi Gardner) and Sandra Oh (Awkwafina) are joined by Debette Goldry, one of Kate McKinnon’s most ridiculous characters. She wasn’t as outrageous as in previous appearances, but she’s always a fun counterpoint to add levity to discussions about #MeToo and issues of sexual harassment in Hollywood. But without any ridiculously over-the-top stories or antics, the whole sketch fell a little flat.

COLD OPEN – Kavanaugh Confirmation

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“SNL” kicked off its night with a wild “locker room”-style post-game interview for the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation, so either they threw this together in a hurry or they anticipated the result. Honestly, it’s probably the latter as it was pretty evident how things were going to go down. The whole thing was fun, though they could have leaned a little more into how awkward and angry Heidi Gardner must have been as the female reporter interviewing the exuberant GOP. Beck Bennett was a lot of fun as Mitch McConnell, complete with prosthetic neck he tried to suck his chin all the way through, but McKinnon still hasn’t quite found her take on Lindsey Graham, even with some of the best lines. “This was for the fans,” McKinnon said of the protesters. “And I know they agree with us because they were all shouting #MeToo!”

So You’re Willing to Date a Magician

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This sketch mostly worked, despite the fact Pete Davidson couldn’t get through his lines and both Awkwafina and Leslie Jones broke several times. All four magicians were funny and uniquely different, though Alex Moffat and Heidi Gardner as a brother-sister team who go everywhere together was particularly humorous. We’re not sure what Davidson was supposed to be doing at the end when he crawled over to Awkwafina and popped up, but it was just weird. Was he supposed to do another self-harm gag? As it stood, the ending deflated what would have been one of the night’s strongest character-driven sketches.

The Pumpkin Patch

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It’s a good thing this aired late in the night, because it was totally about boning pumpkins. Mikey Day confronted three of his employees at a pumpkin patch after they got caught doing the deed, egged on by Awkwafina, and had to fire them all. It was uncomfortable and funny, but then took a turn to creepy when he left them with a parting gift of a trunk full of pumpkins. Like … ew! But despite our best efforts to believe we were better than this, we did laugh.

Baby Shower

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Cecily Strong invited her dog walker Deedee (Awkwafina) to Heidi Gardner’s baby shower because she’s so cool. And she totally had Cecily’s back as the only single one in this group of friends. We loved that Cecily was both put out and so arrogant and cocky, calling herself the cute one in the group. Then Awkwafina wanted to get rid of all the baby stuff to make her feel better … at a baby shower. We’re not sure what her strategy was smacking the balloons around — one hand was holding a slice of pizza — but it was rather pointlessly funny.

Ted Cruz Hype

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It was the awkwardness that made this sketch work, with Kenan Thompson and Awkwafina working as an enthusiastic hype team for Ted Cruz (Beck Bennett). Cruz immediately set off feedback in the mic multiple times before breaking it. He even flopped dribbling a basketball and shooting off confetti. The message was clear, there is no way to make him look fun and hip. He even broke his own nose trying to dab. It was short and sweet and kept the laughs coming from top to bottom.

Weekend Update

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“50 is the lowest number of votes for a Justice in history, but keep in mind it’s also the most yeses Kavanaugh has ever heard,” Colin Jost said, going for the low-hanging fruit. Again, though, props to “SNL” for being this timely with their content. He then called out Kavanaugh for lying under oath during the interview, saying, “That’s like cheating on your wife during the wedding.” The jokes were sharp and funny, with a brilliant “Law & Order” parody of the proceedings. Then, Michael Che asked if the five GOP women who voted for Kavanaugh were hostages. This is when “SNL” can shine, when it’s bold and biting in its satire and jokes.

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Everybody’s favorite bros — at least this version of them — dropped by “Saturday Night Liberals” to talk about their plans for the upcoming midterms. As always, Alex Moffat and Mikey Day absolutely slay in these characters, with Moffat’s Eric a particular delight responding to and reacting to everything day’s Don Jr. says. When Don suggested they could tell jokes, Eric chimed in with, “What did the gay, black, Jew–“

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Michael Che had a great callback to the jokes about Trump’s “scary times” for young men in America quote as they moved on to other topics. They poked fun at Starbucks baristas complaining about hypodermic needles (they use them as stirrers at 7-Eleven), gay penguins stealing a baby penguin, and a kid barber. Spoiler alert: they suck.

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Finally, “SNL” addressed the elephant in the room, with Pete Davidson reflecting back on Kanye West’s impromptu pro-Trump speech. First up, he said they’d considered having Michael Che do it, “because Che’s black, but I’m crazy and we both know which side of Kanye is at the wheel right now.” He called it one of the most awkward things, “and I’ve seen Chevy Chase talk to an intern.” It was a pretty blistering attack on Kanye’s behavior, with Davidson suggesting that he just take his medicine. “Being mentally ill doesn’t give you permission to be a jackass,” he explained. It was both funny and well reasoned. West deleted his Twitter and Instagram accounts before “SNL” on Saturday, as reported by TMZ, so any response he may have remains unknown … for now.

PLAYER OF THE WEEK

The guys had the strongest night, with Beck Bennett’s Mitch McConnell working really well, and both Mikey Day and Alex Moffat slaying as Don Jr. and Eric Trump on “Weekend Update.” Moffat was also hilarious as half of a brother-sister magician duo and douchey Caesar, while Day played it straight in one of the night’s most uncomfortably funny sketches, “The Pumpkin Patch” and Bennet was funny again as hapless Ted Cruz.

But we have to give the edge to Moffat for his clueless Eric Trump. This week, he was terrified by Day’s exploding fist, and the way he kept eying it after only added to the conviction of his performance in the role. Then, his interactions with the puppet were just perfect. This is one of the funniest impressions in the history of the show, and Moffat always nails it.

“Saturday Night Live” continues next week with host Seth Meyers and musical guest Paul Simon, Saturday at 11:35 p.m. et on NBC.

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The 3rd Annual Halloween International Film Festival, presented by OBX Entertainment and Halloween Daily News, returns to Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina during HalloWeek on the Outer Banks, October 25-27, and the 2018 lineup of Official Selections features more than 40 independent films from around the world, including many premiere screenings, special guest Q&As, and nightly meet-and-greets and photo ops on the Orange Carpet.

This year’s feature films include the North Carolina Premieres of the family friendly Baby Frankenstein starring Andre Gower of The Monster Squad, an epic zombie thriller from China called Lost in Apocalypse, the haunt industry documentary Haunters: The Art of the Scare, and the horror anthology 10/31.

Among the 38 short films selected, the Gothic fantasy Kiss the Devil in the Dark stars legendary creature actor Doug Jones (The Shape of Water, Hellboy, Hocus Pocus), A Beautiful Place stars Tony Moran (Halloween), and the international documentary For the Love of the Boogeyman: 40 Years of Halloween will have its U.S. Premiere.

Read on for the complete screening schedule.

Tickets are on sale now, and discount hotel rooms available, here. 

2018 Halloween International Film Festival 

THURSDAY, OCT. 25

1:00pm – International Block One (0:43)

Devil Town (U.K.; 15 min.) – Patrick Creedle is one of London’s more obnoxious letting agents and a man who’s used to getting exactly what he wants – but on this particular day Patrick’s world is about to crumble as he crosses paths with a most unusual nemesis – a man that may just save him from the end of the world.

BEC (Spain; 13 min.) – A terminally ill women receives a visit from a BEC (Black Eyed Child), who will not come alone on a stormy night.

The Scarlet Vultures (Canada; 15 min.) – A young woman discovers that a special ingredient elicits a state of euphoria in those who consume it, but not everyone is so special.

1:45pm – Horror Block One (0:18)

The Hobbyist (9 min.) – A short neo-noire thriller centered around a mysterious druggist visited by a seemingly ordinary man in search of an undetectable poison. Yet, the man winds up getting more than he bargained for from the sagacious alchemist.

I Waited For You (9 min.) – NORTH CAROLINA PREMIERE – A Brooklynite girl goes out for the night with a friend in Queens, soon realizing her cell phone has been stolen by an extremely creepy man.

2:15pm – NC Block One (0:37)

Death Upstairs (8 min.) – A paranormal investigator uncovers evil on his 13th case.

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Detour (18 min.) – Two sibling’s search for their missing sister takes a dark turn as they encounter local law enforcement.

Fragment (11 min.) – Two years following the horrific deaths of their parents, two estranged sisters attempt to reconnect at a local arcade.

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3:15pm – Costuming/Makeup Effects Panel

4:00pm – Horror Block Two (0:26)

Pointy (5 min.) – A young girl convinces her father there is a monster in her closet.

A Beautiful Place (starring Tony Moran; 6 min.) – A man lays in bed sick, dying of cancer. An angelic woman comes to him and at that moment, he knows his time has come. This is a classic of tale of how things aren’t always as beautiful as they seem.

We Summoned a Demon (6 min.) – They just wanted to be cool. Instead, they got a demon. [MATURE]

Bump in the Night (9 min.) – When moving out of his childhood home, Charlie misremembers a childhood trauma and this time, there is something under his bed.

4:30pm – DINNER BREAK

6:00pm – Outer Banks Block (0:54)

A Full Bowl (3 min.) – WORLD PREMIERE – A hungry dog looking for a bite to eat finds it, but it’s the alien disguised as a bowl doing the biting.

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love, intergalactic (8 min.) – A popular intergalactic match making show checks up on a previous season’s winning couple.

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Night of the Fluffet (8 min.) – A cautionary tale about the dangers of bringing a wild Fluffet into your home. 

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Boy! (35 min.) – WORLD PREMIERE – The story of a man cursed to be the errand runner for an ancient evil spirit. It haunts and tortures his every waking moment until he delivers its latest victim. But is his torment real, or is the true evil all in his head? [MATURE]

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7:30pm – MEET & GREET / ORANGE CARPET PHOTO OPS

8:30pm – Baby Frankenstein (starring Andre Gower; 1:24) – NORTH CAROLINA PREMIERE – A comedy-thriller about young Lance and his unlikely friendship with a pint-sized, self-aware automaton.

  FRIDAY, OCT. 26

1:00pm – Lost in Apocalypse (China; 1:30) – NORTH CAROLINA PREMIERE – A group of seemingly unrelated individuals fight their way out of a virus-infested hotel, only to find themselves at a worse place than before. [MATURE]

2:30pm – For the Love of the Boogeyman: 40 Years of Halloween (U.K. ; 43 min.) – U.S. PREMIERE – The new, exciting retrospective documentary celebrating 40 years of John Carpenter’s Halloween , by the fans for the fans.

3:30pm – NC Filmmakers Panel

4:00pm – NC Block Two (0:21)

Resolute (6 min.) – A father is faced with keeping a promise when an epidemic hits home.

Expectant (15 min.) – The story of Joanna, who desperately wants to fill a void in her life with a child. That second chance comes from an unexpected source – the sky. The short film follows Joanna as she accepts and deals with the consequences of her sudden unusual pregnancy and the strangers who show up out of nowhere offering to help.

4:30pm – DINNER BREAK

6:00pm – Three Times (3 min.) – Three girls dare one of their fearless friends to chant Bloody Mary three times in the bathroom.

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6:15pm – Apollo and Artemis (NC; 11 min.) – WORLD PREMIERE – After the deaths of his beloved macaws, a broken hearted man seeks revenge.

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6:30pm – MEET & GREET / ORANGE CARPET PHOTO OPS

7:30pm – Kiss the Devil in the Dark (starring Doug Jones; 30 min.) – Desperate to save his dying wife, the sorcerer Marcus makes a dark bargain with the demon Dagon to save her soul, but Dagon has more in store for Marcus than a mere exchanging of souls in this Faustian dark fantasy that explores the very meaning of betrayal. [MATURE]

8:00pm – Haunters: The Art of the Scare (1:28) – Haunted houses for Halloween have spawned a growing subculture of extreme full-contact terror simulations, But how far is too far? This documentary explores the history of haunts and goes inside the most terrifying haunt attractions in America. [MATURE]

  Official After Party Event

*10:30pm – Free Halloween Fan Film Showcase at Secret Island [MATURE]

Halloween Shot-for-Shot (16 min.)

Michael (Germany; 7 min.)

November First (featuring P.J. Soles; 4 min.)

The Spirit of Haddonfield (20 min.)

  SATURDAY, OCT. 27

1:00pm – International Block Two (0:55)

Claire& Bruno (France; 24 min.) – Claire and Bruno are not very happy together. They are going on a vacation, secretly hoping to mend fences with each other. Just in time: the world is coming to an end. [MATURE]

Bitch, Popcorn and Blood (starring Jane Badler; France; 16 min.) – At Salt’ n Sugar, a popcorn bar in the middle of nowhere, a bored waitres, is going to turn her life around when two fishy strangers show up in the bar. A mix of onirism, violence, and dark humor. [MAUTRE]

Alfred J. Hemlock (Australia; 15 min.) – When Emily’s boyfriend abandons her in the night, her only way home is through an alleyway where she is terrorised by the mysterious entity Alfred J Hemlock. [MATURE]

2:00pm – Horror Block Three (0:23)

The Uninvited (10 min.) –NORTH CAROLINA PREMIERE – A couple finds themselves fighting for their lives after an uninvited guest arrives.

She Came from the Woods (13 min.) – A campfire story comes to life for a group of counselors on the last day of the summer of 1987 at Camp Briarbrook.

2:30pm – Female Filmmakers Panel

3:00pm – Female Filmmakers Block (1:09)

Off Duty (U.K.; 7 min.) – An off duty police officer attends an unusual call, in this twisted short with a moral sting in the tail.

At Your Disposal (12 min.) – Darcy and Ryan’s imaginations run wild, leaning towards the macabre, when the neighbor runs the garbage disposal at all hours of the night.

What Metal Girls are Into (16 min.) – Three women going to a three day metal festival in the desert find something disturbing in the freezer of their isolated vacation rental.

Boy Toy (14 min.) – A reclusive army wife becomes obsessed with the mechanical boy toy her husband purchases her prior to going overseas. [MATURE]

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Tell Tale Heart – Sisters (20 min.) – A sister’s jealousy takes a sinister turn. Inspired by Poe and influenced by Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.

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4:30pm – DINNER BREAK

6:00pm –Horror Block Four (0:30)

Scream Until You Like It (11 min.) – While taking a short cut down an old highway, a group’s ride breaks down. They’re alone – or are they? Stranded with nobody to turn to and no phone service, the five college students have unwittingly stumbled upon a secluded dwelling of horrors, and something is stalking them. [MATURE]

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One Dark Night (19 min.) – Dad spins a decades old tale during a family campout.

7:00pm – MEET & GREET / ORANGE CARPET PHOTO OPS

8:00pm – Halloween Block (0:34)

Three Minutes with Angie (Canada; 5 min.) – NORTH CAROLINA PREMIERE – Two teenagers break into an old abandoned house to test the myth of Angela Claremont, a woman who was supposedly killed in the location decades earlier and who haunts the dwelling.

Order of the Hanged (9 min.) – WORLD PREMIERE – Filmed in Salem, Mass. young woman looking for revenge seeks out a mysterious coven, only to find they have a deadly agenda of their own.

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Trick and Treat (Norway; 10min.) – U.S. PREMIERE – A couple´s halloween night takes a bit of a nasty spin. [MATURE]

Devil’s Night (10 min.) – A group of kids get into trouble messing around with a local legend on the night before Halloween.

8:45pm – 10/31 (1:34) – NORTH CAROLINA PREMIERE – A horror anthology that brings you five  blood soaked tales by five different directors all set on Halloween night. [MATURE]

  SUNDAY, OCT. 28

2pm – 5th Annual OUTER BANKS HALLOWEEN PARADE (Free party and costume contest event at Aviation Park in Kill Devil Hills.)

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