#... Technically

[suraelis]

From Critical Role C3EP115

Beau was in two very interesting conversations before going on a life or death mission

[cokoweee]

File name: Let’s try

The song was stuck in my head for so fuckin long I had to. Anyways here’s that imma go and swallow some rocks then jump in the canal

[mousestar369]

Person: Forgive me f-

Hot Priest: Hold on a second. Are you a firefighter at station 118?

Person: Um. No?

Hot Priest: Good. Continue.

Person: What was that about?

Hot Priest: ...okay so everything said in here is confidential but my god that team has some issues

Disclaimer: I'm not Christian, have never been to church, and have no clue how confession works

Bobby: I murdered my family 🤝 Eddie: My son found me with his dead mother

Hot Priest: 🤐😬😲😟

[melchiordommik]

reminded of why I don't really enter discords for specific communities, anyways look at my hedgehogs

(all he/him)

[shulkerbullets]

ahhhh yes. mal du pays my beloved.

[raileurta]

It took way too long to respond to this, just got buried under the 1,000+ drafts I have. (I'm not even joking I literally have more than a thousand drafts)

Wheeljack having one-sided beef with Miko's persona is hilarious. I imagine it's like pc principal and Leslie's dynamic from South Park it's on sight for him lmao.

Megatron is having to much fun fucking with everyone. He's trying to make her as mysterious as possible. Then in the background he's spreading rumors she's a vampire, or Optimus's long lost son, crazy stuff like that.

Miko & Megatron friendship headcanons

Megatron got Miko's phone number so he could threaten her but now they just chat about stuff.

Commit ✨arson✨ as a past time together.

They play uno together and it gets so heated. Like really heated lmao.

Did the supervillain turn around in the chair thing with Miko standing in as the cat.

Their dynamic is essentially the uncle with lore™️ who adopted the feral neroudivergent child.

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Megatron: I know 200 ways to kill a human.

Miko: You could glue an open jar of rats to his face then blowtorch the other side so the rats have to eat their way out through his face. :D

Megatron: 201.

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They try to keep their relationship on the down low. Megatron does it because he does not want his crew think he's weak. Miko only hides it because she doesn't want the others thinking she is a spy or betraying them.

(Totally not also cause she's sick and tired of being the "annoying one" and she finally has something no one else on the team has)

Once during a battle Miko called Megatron dad and he rubs this fact constantly in Optimus's face.

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Miko: Bloop bloop bloop.

Jack: Miko!

Miko: What?!

Jack: That is that's a dangerous decepticon!

Miko: He's not dangerous. (Mostly)

Jack: What are you??

Miko: We're blooping!

Miko: Bloop bloop bloop bloop.

Megatron: >:3

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Miko has a decepticon persona called (can't think of a name) and all they do is kidnap herself and prank the autobots. Only Megatron knows they're Miko.

Watches together that one dude on Tiktok who makes messy drama with Barbie dolls.

Megatron is low-key scared of Miko sometimes but he sooner turn into an autobot before admitting it.

When he found out how short the lifespan of a human is Megatron for no reason in peculiar started looking into if organic life forms could be made into transformers.

Miko somehow got him a pink shirt that has "girl dad" printed on it in his size. No one knows how she did that and at this point they just don't question stuff like this anymore.

[sosadraws]

i finally sat down and drew one of the original replika concepts I've had for a while. Behold, biohazard cleaners that need a bestie in order to stay stabilized.

I still need to figure how I'm going to match the German acronym with the name and fix the wording, but here's the general idea.

[hallasammal]

Happy 1st Birthday In Stars And Time!!!! Behold - my hand made Loop plush!!

more pictures under cut

WHAT DO YOU HAVE

hanging out with friends..... (disclaimer only Napstablook and Bill are also made by me)

soon... their twin with better body proportions will come home.....

[randomartist-1]

YIPPEEEEEE ISAT ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! w siffrin 2.0 plushie we got a plushie 4 each siffrin :D

seperate mini sifs under cuts. as a treat (◕ᴗ◕✿)

sasasaap frin w loop plushie, isatfrin w siffrin 2.0 plushie, & comicfrin w siffrin plushie!! o((>ω< ))o

[gameclam4]

Just a Peak Into My Beautiful Mind

[alittledoseofchaos]

I mean, let's look at the facts (for funsies)

She is a (primarily) black-haired, blue eyed teen girl who loves fashion design. She has a lot of black and red coloring. She has a huge looming responsibility that's main issue is the fact that so many people are depending on her for survival. She has a list of rules set by a mentor figure (whom she loved dearly) she can no longer contact, which she tries to respect but she doesn't always understand the rules. A major part of her growth is realizing when/where/if those rules should apply according to her beliefs/values. She has a bit of a temper at times (even comes off as dramatic), but she loves her friends dearly. She sees past the front he puts up after a bumpy start in their relationship.

He is a blonde eyed, celebrity teen who all the girls are in love with. His smile is fawned over and he makes her laugh. His dad is also a celebrity, who puts so much pressure on him being perfect that failure isn't an option. He's protective of his friends and has a heart of gold. He's childhood friends with a blonde girl who has 'I want to be like my mom' syndrome. To him these adventures are a fun way to show off because he needs it to be. Both of his main love interests wear red. His perfection is a mask, don't worry about it too much. He could have any girl he wants. He wants the one above.

Did I just describe Lizzie Hearts and Daring Charming or Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Adrien Agreste?

*sighs* me and my delusions holding onto every crumb of dizzie I can get

[lemonadeey]

live creature spotted

[appleinfesting]

character dump/doodle requests🐄

in order;

blueerror, ink, horror, blueerror a second time

i love blueerror

come back blueerror the kids miss u

[starfxkrinc]

𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑𖤐⭒๋࣭

you hated when rafe came over, it was like you weren't there as him and barry settled into a language you didn't understand, as tense and uneasy as it could be.

barry blamed you, told you to stop being so fuckin quiet and speak when he had company but rafe made you sick. he was pathetic, always whining and crying for barry to fix it. you didn't need barry to fix shit, but the second rafe came blubbering about a problem barry was off to his rescue.

he'd fuss and cuss sure, but you didn't miss how rafe looked, soft and open and trembling like a baby deer.

if you could, you'd gut rafe nose to navel.

mocking him is just as effective.

"you good over there baby boy?"

rafe's whole body stiffens, he flushes bright pink and you know you got him. rafe didn't know you knew about that. rafe also doesn't know that sometimes barry slips and calls you that too.

"leave him alone, i don't feel like dealin with yalls shit aight?"

barry sounds bored of the whole ordeal already, and that makes you more upset. for once you want him to give a fuck about you while rafe is there.

getting up from your spot on the couch, you feign nonchalance as you sit on the arm rest, looking down at rafe like he's beneath you for once. forcing him to come face to face with his dirty little secrets. barry's not all that quiet anyways.

so, you ignore him, "y'know you're real pretty rafe, so it's fine if you can't get it up," you poke at rafe, tugging the collar of his shirt to look down at his hard nipples, practically slamming your foot in your lap to feel him chub up beneath your sole. he's shaking so much you don't know if he'll hit you or jet away, "yeah you're real pretty rafe. pretty like a girl. you get wet like one too."

when barry punches the side of your head your ears ring. before you know it you're sprawled on the ground, dizzy and disoriented as your brain tries to reconnect with your limbs. but barry just kicks you back down, pressing your face into the dirty floor with his boot all hard and unyielding like he could crush your skull just like that.

"what'd i fuckin say?" barrys practically spitting, you can barely see him over his shoe but it the pressure of him threatens to pop your head like a grape and you whimper, "yeah that don't feel good do it? cut this shit out, i got work to do and i don't need your little ass startin shit."

with another painful step he pushes off you, walking back inside to his room, "now say your sorry and shut the fuck up."

it doesn't actually matter if you're sorry or not. barry's just fine to leave you two be for the time being.

all you do is lay there wheezing, tears streaming down your face and blood dripping down your nose when you turn to look at rafe and you see the damp patch on his crotch.

painfully, you laugh, "did you just squirt in your pants you fuckin loser?"

[sea-parrot]

look at them go! they’re one bad day from a breakdown but it’s *fine* they’re *fine*