Quietly reaches up and offers the giant pumpkin a grande PSL. Plus whip.
❝ YES, child, thank you. I thank you for the gift of a drink made of my people’s MASKS. Just leave it there child, lid off. I’ll get to it, in due time. you have my gratitude. ❞
&&. the answer is MONOTONE, but not a word of it was a lie. he may not be capable of drinking the PSL now, but when the boy leaves, his true form, the cat Enoch, would have a s w e l l enough time draining the cup. the whip was his favorite.
6 notes
·
View notes
ain’t no harvest like a ᴘᴏᴛᴛsғɪᴇʟᴅ ʜᴀʀᴠᴇsᴛ
‘cause the ᴘᴏᴛᴛsғɪᴇʟᴅ ʜᴀʀᴠᴇsᴛ don’t stop
EVER
you’re all stuck here.
3 notes
·
View notes
the harvest season is upon us, children
BE PREPARED
18 notes
·
View notes
"No way am I going in there."
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
❝ NO? oh well, then, we can always find you other TASKS to complete to repay your charge. admittedly, the task we gave you to help our friend Edward set up his house so that he can JOIN US here comfortably was among the easier chores, but if you insist, there is always more work to be done elsewhere. Why, you can climb up && patch up his old roof. Or make the turkey by Larry’s stove l e a v e. && our oldest denizen would like someone to tell his old stories to. Well, since you won’t set foot in Edward’s house, you’ll have to choose from one of those tasks. though I’m not sure w h y you insist on this, child ;; Edward is a fine fellow && his house is turkey-free, if rather DUSTY. but, suit yourself, I suppose. ❞
1 note
·
View note
"Wanna go scare some kids?" xoxo
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
❝ WELL NOW, is that even a QUESTION? of course I do, whenever you’re ready. we need a good place to scare them, though ;; let’s see. . . There’s the ∱σŗεşŧ outside my little town here. paths that were abandoned for CENTURIES that no longer lead to anywhere except some DECREPIT buildings long uninhabited - or worse still inhabited by forgotten residents. underbrush that tangles at their ankles effortlessly. rotting stumps of trees that bear the faces of wayward souls, twisted in AGONY. right at our door !! Or there’s the house of ol’ AUNTIE WHISPERS, though I fear that might just send them to true harm, for you see, while my friend may pose no THREAT, her protege is possessed by a most DƐMƐИƬƐD evil spirit who WOULD. it might not fare too well for any passersby, && it would concern Whispers, but we could always just send them around to her old house, then not make them E N T E R. Or even better YET ;; make them stand trial right here in my town of POTTSFIELD. we can l u r e them in so that they are trespassing on our property && right when I find them GUILTY for those charges, we tack on a charge of MURDER. convince them that they shall receive some HORRIBLE punishment --- not that they will, oh no, but it would get their blood running. SO? is that what you had in mind? we can go through whichever plan you like, or you can suggest your own, of course. THIS SHOULD BE FUN. ❞
1 note
·
View note
"Halloween without pumpkins is like Christmas without trees!"
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
❝ OH MY, believe me, we people of POTTSFIELD are quite aware of this requirement for ӇƛLLƠƜЄЄƝ, of the pumpkins needed to achieve just the right tone. with CONFIDENCE I can assure you now, ma’am, that there’ll be NO shortage of pumpkins to speak of here. no, we are prepared for the upcoming day. in fact, we can start handing out pumpkins N O W. ❞
&&. with a sweep of his stalk he pointed her to one of the largest ρυɱρƙιɳʂ available for her to take.
0 notes
|| mclitis has been summoned
❝ IT IS b e y o n d us, completely incomprehensible. why, the town of pottsfield
has never SEEN such a high rate of crime --- someone has been taking pumpkins
from our fields, for quite some TIME now. my dear denizens are innocent, none of
us would ever stoop to STEALING, though it is happening nonetheless. YOU have
not been taking them, ha--- no, no you seem like a good fellow. but we need them
for the harvest, for the return of our friends. would you be willing to help us, child? ❞
1 note
·
View note
|| atramentxus has been summoned
❝ CORRECT ME if I am wrong, but you have gone through such lengths to
barge in on our HARVEST, && now you won’t even help us with some minor
tasks as CARVING PUMPKINS? well, your offense may not be severe, but our
little town PRIDES itself on having a functioning system of justice, && seeing as
you have been found GUILTY, as declared by the POTTSFIELD CHAMBER OF
COMMERCE, we simply cannot let you l e a v e so easily. ❞
1 note
·
View note
|| artonecy has been summoned
❝ DON’T THINK that no one would notice your behavior, child. I’ve heard
much of your GLOOMY appearance && inane outbursts of accusations. why,
nothing can be hidden from us, for l o n g. nothing of this sort can escape our
attention when the rest of us are MERRY && singing our harvest melodies with
gaiety. no, we have to put a HALT to this unacceptable behavior of yours. so,
TAKE A PUMPKIN, child, any one you like.
that should ℓιgнтєη & brighten your mood! ❞
0 notes
|| silcnus has been summoned
❝ IF YOU came here to celebrate the ӇƛƦƔЄƧƬ I’m afraid you’re too late ;;
our fields are BARE, our festivities CLEARED, the songs of gratitude to our
fortune in this year’s harvest are OVER, their last note sung. why, we are
working to avoid WINTER now. there’s nothing here for visitors. ❞
LYING was not something he was fond of doing, but this stranger didn’t
appear to be too friendly. Enoch had worked to the best of his abilities to
keep the people of pottsfield safe, something that did not seem to DEFINE
the being. no, this being seemed as DARK as the beast he had kept at bay.
1 note
·
View note
|| broadcastiing has been summoned
NO EXPLANATION was needed, as far as he was concerned, to demand
the VISITOR’S e x p l a n a t i o n for why he had come here. he had heard no
cries for directions home as most strangers -- what few there had been -- emitted
when faced with their dilemma of being LOST in a town that practiced FAR different
cυѕтσмѕ from their own. && yet, no one knew of this stranger’s NAME -- a quite
unusual happening, for those who wished to stay in pottsfield permanently.
IF THAT’S WHAT THE STRANGER WANTED TO DO.
❝ NOW, don’t get mistaken about our INTENTIONS. the more the
MERRIER, as we have always said. but none of us are aware of
your NAME, or whether you are ready to join us just yet. are you
here wondering our paths to JOIN our little town? ❞
2 notes
·
View notes
|| mewniroyalty has been summoned
❝ MY, MY, what a LIVELY DANCER. the people of pottsfield haven’t deviated
from the dances popular in rudimentary times in CENTURIES. not that we complain
oh no, we here are simple. but it sure is nice to see something NEW in this isolated
settlement of ours. tell me --- for what HOLIDAY is your dance for? a midsummer
festival, or the first breath of ѕρяιηg? here we always dance for the HARVEST. ❞
1 note
·
View note
|| raxcity has been summoned
CLINGING to the stalks of wood bearing simple flags, the most luxurious
platform the town of POTTSFIELD could provide for their humble leader, &&
clinging even more so to the knowledge of the presence of his denizens at his
roots, he met the visitor at the edge of the clutter of buildings.
They had been EXPECTING this arrival.
❝ MY GREETINGS, peddler, welcome to POTTSFIELD. We see well
why you’re here, so I should WARN YOU IN ADVANCE :: the people
here have carried on life the same way for nigh CENTURIES. But now,
you may speak, we shall listen to whatever you’re selling. ❞
1 note
·
View note
|| morethanjustastar has been summoned
❝ WELL NOW, you strike me as a CREATIVE GIRL, && surely
mature enough to handle such work. we have some very important
friends joining us && well, since you have trespassed on our private
gathering, you MUSTN’T mind doing something to h e l p US.
can you carve a few pumpkins? ❞
1 note
·
View note