#. *okay

[bebemoon]

giambattista valli couture spring 2o23, paper doll .

[alexjcrowley]

Yuki Tsunoda run over Marko with your car please

[doctahpants]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I am FAR too gay for Michelle Gomez and her Scottish accent to exist.

[dyke-stuck]

not a request but i think most if not all hs characters are so pronoun non-conforming its insane

ur soooooooo real anon<3

[vlindervin7]

sometimes visiting family is just getting access to the most fucked up family dynamics imaginable for free. this is what they mean when they say i’m studying you in a lab except i am studying you at the breakfast table and girl am i learning things

[aceforwhatevenisthis]

doing my weekly civic duty (purging bots from my followers count)

[archive-gaiaplanet]

@tellescope ━━ ✰ . ❝Oh! Hello, sir!❞ Maria hadn't intended to come this way but she'd gotten turned around once again on the route to the Commander's office. She only ever visits GUN headquarters to see Abe after all, and he's given her a security badge for such times. But during her visits she sees a lot of people around and doesn't recognize this man. ❝Sorry for intruding. I was hoping to find Abe and I think I got a bit lost. Um, I'm Maria. It's nice to meet you.❞ //Here Erlen, have a lost child xD I'm sorry.

YOU KNOW HER. YOU KNOW HER. The alarms in his head blare loudly, heart beat suddenly making an appearance in the sounds which overwhelmed him. His grip tightens on the clipboard in hand, other grasping onto a box of metalloids in the other. WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING, not leaving the dead to REST in peace? That fucking hedgehog you are one in the same, Erlen is gonna blast a hole in this place when he sees her-

It's nice to meet you!

His red and cyan eyes stare at the curvature of blonde hair, the way her skin is full of life, and how she seemed FINE. Like she had never been SHOT and KILLED all those years ago. G.U.N. doesn't surprise him at this point with their ethics.

Could he heal her, fulfill that hole Shadow never could?

❝ ...My name is Erlen Baker, Head Biochemist of the government organization G.U.N., and by extent, The United Federation- I am also the right hand of Second-In-Command Laurie, who answers to The Overall Commander. ❞

❝ You're a relative of his, correct? I shall call the guards to retrieve you- in the mean time, you may stay, but watch your step. ❞

[a-quilted-milky-way]

for the aesthetigender day whatever i make will probably be a recoin. so i am apologizing for that before hand

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[housederiva]

My housemate's cat came into my room while my dictation was on...

(here's the fic btw)

[mintjaan]

When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying

[codecicle]

MY FAVORITE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS' PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE!!!!

[danlous]

Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[violetsandshrikes]

kind of obsessed with this comment from the aoteaora nz subreddit….