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LOVE IS WAR HEADCANONS

Kabru x Reader

Headcanons until this somehow turns into a full-blown fic because the premise is hilarious.

Honestly, if this man was in a romcom it would be the love mental warfare one.

That being said...

First, you fall in love.

Then you confess it.

Ask anyone and they will say this is a wonderful thing.

But they are so very wrong.

LOVE IS WAR, whoever gives their heart first will be conquered.

Or so you two think.

-You two happened to be in the same class in university, both of you from different programs.

-You had known Kabru, the charming and gifted adopted kid of a reclusive woman, everyone on campus fawned over him but not you, he would never be able to make you fall for him.

-However if he were to ask you out you'd probably entertain the idea.

-He had known of you, you were top of the class and a hard worker. Your position was earned and many people thought highly of you for that.

-Unlike them however he was not in love with you, but if you were to give him your entire heart, soul and mind to him he'd probably entertain the idea.

-Of course, you'd/he'd come around and confess your/his infinite and undying love and devotion to him/you...

-It was just a matter of time....

-And just like that, half a semester had gone by with no progress from either side.

-So it was time for you/him to take matter into your/his own hands.

-Honestly, I was conflicted on whether Kabru would be more like Shirogane, but really? He's like Kaguya in this case. (Congrats on the Shirogane role by the way, you are not broke like Miyuki though.)

-He may not be as wealthy as Kaguya but he definitely has the cunning and smarts to try to put you in a situation where you are bound to confess to him.

-You on the other hand can tell he's up to something and probably known him well enough at this point to know he's plotting something and you are too stubborn and prideful to fall for his schemes.

-But you also have a tendency to take advantage of a situation and try to make him be the one cornered and be forced to confess to you.

-It's a constant battle of wits between both of you that hardly anyone can tell it's going on, because honestly who would imagine something that ridiculous is going on?

-He tried to get you to go on a date by hiding coupons under your desk and have you ask him out.

-But if you did that it would mean accepting you want to spend time with him and if you want to spend time with him it would mean you like him and doing that it would be like confessing-

-Yeah, no you are not falling for that. So you decide to make the best evasive maneuver you could convey...

-You asked Rin if she wanted to go to a cafe with you so you can both get some studying done.

-Kabru lost that one.

-Then there was the time it started raining out of nowhere, you knew Kabru would have an umbrella at the ready for something like this so you pretended you didn't have one

-At the same time he said he didn't have one, he was bluffing and you knew it but he also knew you were lying.

-So you two spend a long time "arguing" (more like trying to prove) about who was lying and who was telling the truth.

-Just when he was about to corner you into admitting you did have an umbrella and just wanted to walk with him while sharing one...

-Laios came from behind the two of you, gave you his umbrella and ran away using his own jacket as a shield.

-You two were dumbfounded and in a way you both lost and won that time.

-The mental gymnastics you both come up with to evade admitting you love the other are amazing...

-After all confessing would mean opening your heart and be vulnerable and neither of you were about to do that.

-It is easier to just make the other kneel and say the thing or at least that's what you both think

-You don't want him to know how much effort you put into everything you do and how much failure you have to go through for things to be perfect.

-He doesn't want you to see the worst version of him and make you run away the second you take a glimpse of that.

Love is war.

And you won't lose this war.

You will conquer and make him admit his love for you./ He will conquer and make you admit your love for him.

It all depends on who is smarter.

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IF I GET ENCOURAGED I WILL FOR REAL MAKE A FIC THESE ARE JUST THINGS I NEED TO GET OUT OF MY MIND NOW BACK TO WORK ON THAT PART 2.

[lazylittledragon]

enrichment for the baby rogue

[goldensunset]

did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

[carolinequinnbbw]

Do you like my Christmas PJs??

[gettingsofter]

feeling very blueberry in this romper 🫐

[artsymeeshee]

Wanted to make some supportive Ford

[juicyangelbbwblog]

Come stuff this belly till I can’t walk

[missstuffedbelly]

Early tummy Tuesday post🤭

Lovely lil mermaid straight out of the ocean 💗🧜🏻‍♀️

Think you can handle all of this? 😁🤭

[mistressbaozi]

tbh I think the contrast between the size of my belly and the size of my tits is so cute, don’t you agree? 😆

[moonlightsoftiesworld]

More more recent photos of me💕 I know I don’t post often but I try 😭

[fatvalentina]

I'm really growing to love my jiggly belly

I can’t stop watching this

It’s such a round jiggly belly grown to match my big round tits

So What's better? My jiggly tits or my jiggly belly?😁

[selaviefeedee]

Overfed stuffed piggy princess can’t get enough of playing with her pot belly - and showing off every inch of her growing body 🐷😘💋

[carolinequinnbbw]

3 month prog 😱

[gettingsofter]

whoops 🐷🤭

[girlfictions]

something i’ve been thinking about lately is like. growing up muslim right after 9/11 is something i’d never really reflected on much because it was all i’d ever known — at 5, my friend’s mum didn’t let her invite me to her birthday party because i was the only brown girl in our class, at 12, my classmates would joke about my family being part of isis, at 16, my dad was interrogated by american airport security for hours — and it always stung and it always hurt but it was just the way things were because the western world hated muslims. but i don’t think i’ve ever fully comprehended the extent to which we were hated until now.

palestine is being turned into a mass graveyard. every single day there are new photos of the atrocities being carried out against them and videos of them pleading for help and still those who can actually intervene turn a blind eye. israel is claiming to only be targeting hamas “terrorists” while bombing a refugee camp. israeli police raided and assaulted a non-zionist jewish neighbourhood. israeli soldiers are posting tiktoks of them torturing captured palestinians. this is not a complicated issue and it never has been. ethnic cleansing is being committed right in front of us. and yet the western world leaders refuse to call for a ceasefire.

and while zionist organisations accuse pro-palestine demonstrations of anti-semitism, while zionist celebrities insist that they’re afraid to leave their mansions in los angeles, a six year old muslim boy was stabbed to death and his mother wounded in the same attack in chicago. a muslim doctor was murdered while sitting outside her apartment complex in texas. hundreds of peaceful protesters have been arrested (many of whom have been jewish). despite what zionists want you to believe, this is not a jewish/muslim conflict. i have so much love and gratitude to my brave jewish brothers and sisters all over the world who are condemning israel for their actions.

ultimately, israel have been granted impunity by the west. they have slaughtered thousands upon thousands of innocent palestinians. they have bombed hospitals and schools indiscriminately. they have used white phosphorus, violating the geneva convention. they have completely eradicated nearly 900 bloodlines. how many more need to be wiped out? how many more children need to be buried underneath the rubble? how many more doctors need to be confronted with the bodies of their own family members? how many more journalists need to detail the horrific acts of violence they are witnessing? what more can be done to the palestinian people that has not been done already?

i truly believe that palestine will be free one day. i believe the palestinian people will receive the justice they finally deserve. but what breaks my heart is how much they have suffered and will continue to suffer before they are deemed worthy of help. and it would be to all of our detriment if we ignored how much of a factor palestine being a predominantly muslim state has played into the way the world has reacted to their genocide.

[violetbeauregut]

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own eating