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the-named-anon · 1 year ago

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I also kinda strayed from “how I’d kill them” to “how else id survive”

I recently ran a poll asking everyone what they would eat on Snaktooth Island if Bugsnax weren't an option. The second most chosen option aside from the obvious (Sauce) was Cannibalism. So that begs the question.

This question has layers to it. Because not only do you have to successfully kill them (we're talking physical toll here, not emotional. Gramble would be easier to kill than Wambus, for example) but you also have to consider how much food they would actually get you.

Who are you eating. There is no show results. Answer for yourselves.

(Please describe how you would go about killing them in the tags. I need to know)

#you see I was thinking I’d get wambus when he’s sleeping. he sleepwalks and apparently we (the journalist) sound like cactriffy.#hold on… gotta tag #cannibalism #okay. so he’s asleep and it’s probably during a time where him and triffany are separated. If I had weapons I’d use them to cut his neck #and leave him to bleed out probably. or if I don’t have any… punch him in the throat hard enough to break his larynx so he suffocates…#or blunt force trauma to the head.#if triffany is there all bets are off and I’ll probably try to get floofty to make some kind of toxin and I’d poison their bed or something.#otherwise I think I’d just eat my leg or something. I think everyone would eventually donate a body part until someone (probably gramble or-#-filbo) say that they’ll sacrifice themselves. or shelda dies. I don’t know #I mean if we can make a stew I feel like a leg or two could last a while. if there are edible non-bugsnack plants on the island.#there are shells on the beach. right? that implies that there are mollusks. we could eat those #and gramble has a lot of hay in his barn… couldn’t we use that for something? idk. could we eat cactus?#idk I feel like a leg or arm plus whatever else we could find put in a stew that we add to would push off full cannibalism for a few months #bugsnax

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