#-exy

[syn4k]

can my nose PLEASE stop having beef with the plant cum floating through the air i am trying to get stuff done

[froggisarethebest]

no but imagine being the Palmetto State track team coach and learning about this kid who can run a mile in four minutes and so you go and check it out but surprise surprise the exy coach from the shit exy team has him already so you try to negotiate for the player because he might be the fastest kid you’ve ever seen but the exy coach keeps saying no and no and so you watch this kid that can RUN THE MILE IN FOUR MINUTES become the fastest exy player in history and you’re sobbing falling to your knees because you could’ve had him in the track team winning you gold medals in the olympics but instead you just stare from your campus office as this redhead short exy obsessed kid runs laps around the entire uni campus for hours on end without getting tired and just wishes all hell on exy

[kikipuff]

Kevin, leaning over Seth’s coffin: how could you do this to us, we’re so short staffed.

[kevjeanyves]

jean moreau going viral every 4-6 months among non-exy fans for being drop dead gorgeous…videos of him spitting out his mouth guard or adjusting his neck guard…videos of him yelling in angry french during the olympics…his interviews in front of the cameras where he’s quiet and awkward in the most endearing ways…6’4 with dark curly hair and a ridiculous amount of muscle…yeahhhh

and every time he goes viral for being beautiful, his fans are ready on twitter with threads like “jean moreau’s homoerotic friendship with exy legend kevin day” or “jean moreau and his boyfriend jeremy knox” or “jean moreau being best friends with neil josten”. then THOSE threads become hit tweets

jean moreau princess of everything you’ll always be famous

[unfortunately-not-a-chip]

Neil talking about exy and Andrew kissing him to shut him up except Neil just…keeps talking about exy inbetween kisses like- Andrew is half exasperated half impressed he manages to keep his train of thought

Example being

“I think our defence could’ve been stronger-*kiss* -like our offense won us the game but- *kiss* -that doesn’t mean we can afford to- *kiss* yap yap yap and so on

[feluart]

Everything is going to be okay 🏵️

[millportisntreal]

AND IF I SAY KEVIN DAY….

[doesephs]

8D asmr sounds would finish these two off

[moontrader-arts]

xmas with ravens 👁️

[oceanichymns]

Joan of Exy ✌️

[hamrikaa]

New year, new obsession 🦊

I'm glad I looked past the first sentences of aftg, which really made me want to just close the book and never open it again. After a while, I somehow fell in love with that mess 💓

No specific scene or anything, just thought about how I imagine Andrew, Aaron and Kevin could look like (kind of at least)

[thewisestdino]

[corner-collects-rocks]

happy new year to neil josten who didnt sign it. he gave me a contract but i didnt sign it. he couldnt make me. this doesnt mean anything. im still a fox.

[riceballannie]

kevin being the true epitome of "ball is life" even when faced with attractive people

[utopiajk101]

#Andreil backhugs 💖🦊

My commission info

[spellofwinter]

He knows my mind. And I know his.