#-exy

[syn4k]

can my nose PLEASE stop having beef with the plant cum floating through the air i am trying to get stuff done

[ohsleepie]

I have no excuse for this one. I woke up from a fever dream with this prompt in my notes app. I think Neil just really reminds me of a scruffy scavenger animal you'd find in a trashcan. Anyway bonus panel:

[froggisarethebest]

no but imagine being the Palmetto State track team coach and learning about this kid who can run a mile in four minutes and so you go and check it out but surprise surprise the exy coach from the shit exy team has him already so you try to negotiate for the player because he might be the fastest kid you’ve ever seen but the exy coach keeps saying no and no and so you watch this kid that can RUN THE MILE IN FOUR MINUTES become the fastest exy player in history and you’re sobbing falling to your knees because you could’ve had him in the track team winning you gold medals in the olympics but instead you just stare from your campus office as this redhead short exy obsessed kid runs laps around the entire uni campus for hours on end without getting tired and just wishes all hell on exy

[iam-anordinary-human-orami]

Does anyone else think that after the foxes grappled with the "happy 19th junior" scene Allison was like "okay, are we just going to ignore the fact that Neil is actually a Capricorn and not an Aries?" Just for Nicky to nod furiously "I didn't want to be the first to say it, but damn so many things make so much sense now" and everyone else looking at them like

[okjii]

“give Andrew Minyard a pet/plant to take care of” what do you think Kevin Day was.

[kikipuff]

Kevin, leaning over Seth’s coffin: how could you do this to us, we’re so short staffed.

[sirascolat]

joan of exy x chappell roan ⚔️

[kevjeanyves]

jean moreau going viral every 4-6 months among non-exy fans for being drop dead gorgeous…videos of him spitting out his mouth guard or adjusting his neck guard…videos of him yelling in angry french during the olympics…his interviews in front of the cameras where he’s quiet and awkward in the most endearing ways…6’4 with dark curly hair and a ridiculous amount of muscle…yeahhhh

and every time he goes viral for being beautiful, his fans are ready on twitter with threads like “jean moreau’s homoerotic friendship with exy legend kevin day” or “jean moreau and his boyfriend jeremy knox” or “jean moreau being best friends with neil josten”. then THOSE threads become hit tweets

jean moreau princess of everything you’ll always be famous

[doesephs]

one last kevjean before the ship sinks forever

[unfortunately-not-a-chip]

Neil talking about exy and Andrew kissing him to shut him up except Neil just…keeps talking about exy inbetween kisses like- Andrew is half exasperated half impressed he manages to keep his train of thought

Example being

“I think our defence could’ve been stronger-*kiss* -like our offense won us the game but- *kiss* -that doesn’t mean we can afford to- *kiss* yap yap yap and so on

[oceanichymns]

Joan of Exy ✌️

[feluart]

Everything is going to be okay 🏵️

[millportisntreal]

AND IF I SAY KEVIN DAY….

[thewisestdino]

[scornedethnographer]

I think something super heartbreaking is that Kevin is obsessed with the Trojans and Jeremy bc they're good at exy and Jeremy is hot yada yada yada but also the Trojans win the Day Spirit Award for great sportsmanship every year that was named for his mother and Im obsessed with the concept that Kevin idealizes one of the parts his mom brought to the sport, I think even subconsciously. He trained under the ravens for so long that that aspect of the sport was lost on him but he sees his mother's namesake embodied by the Trojans. Also super similar to jean not being able to understand how someone could succeed like the trojans do without violence, Kevin was also raised with exy and violence being synonymous and could never even dream of winning his mother's award. Oh god I've made myself cry

[moontrader-arts]

xmas with ravens 👁️