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[amnemonic-canid]

-> image quality kind of blow5 but here5 the5e 2 <--

-> @abandoned-admirer i wonder if there5 any difference5 bc5 were from different timeline5 or 5omething?? <--

[missiodei]

I originally had Jaxxon in mind to be the founder of something similar to McKamey Manor, that controversial haunted house where they make you sign a waver to allow them to torture you for up to 8 hours.

And technically, that is still very canon, but I also had considered his main 'job' be that he's a physical therapist during the week but now I'm thinking maybe that's his old job before he decided to shift focus solely into his business.

I just like that he's a guy who's real chill and just vibes and then one finds out that he runs this fucked business. Very popular among masochists and people with a weird death wish, and he would definitely give a hefty reward to anyone who can make it out of the tour alive. No he won't compensate for any mental health services afterwards. Good luck.

I think I'll have Nazaar work with him and maybe Nereus too, he could use them both given the former's camera skills and the latter's knowledge with drugs.

[kayforpay]

having kanaya be sexually aroused by the idea of carrying eggs or live young is so basic. blase. kanaya is into Mutations. wings. red blood. bifurcated parts. vriska's whole weird deal.

[cloudbattrolls]

RP Guide

Hi, I'm Cloud, and god gave me a pair of hands and too much to do with them.

I rarely rp on tumblr these days because my good friend carpal tunnel likes to cast Numb Your Hand if I type too much at a time, especially on my laptop. I am also far more available on discord (my username is cloudbat) during my work days.

I like to rp all kinds of things, but I favor long-running narratives, humor, and exploring Alternian social norms. I have a deep and enduring love for complex platonic relationships, though I find romantic shipping fun too.

I don't write nsfw, though I have characters who will make risqué jokes and the like. I'm fine with rping violence and manipulation, though I'm not interested in gratuitous heavy gore or edgy material for its own sake.

My characters range from very canon compliant to not at all, and I'm overall happy to work with others' headcanons, since this is a shared setting and all. If something is a hard no for me, I'll say so.

I really like cavern jades, helmstrolls, the Alternian medical and psiionic fields of study, and biotechnology. If those things interest you too, I'd love to talk about them!

[zillyeh]

is anyone online for me to ask for asks for Salvad... 👉👈

[champbot]

B33 < finalllyyyy finished my beta troll headcaon lineup!! furst things furst, my ask box is open for Beta troll + kids drawing requests!! I need to purractice drawing the sillies

alsooo feel like mentioning, these hc’s are for the early half of the game - I am gonna draw their adult + post game looks because thoseee headcanons are different

like for example!! I hc aradia gaining a lot of weight after no longer inhabiting her robo bod! Eridan being able to express their gender identity in the dream bubbles!

Tbf the art is sort of old, and I already want to update my designs but whatevs

Hcs under the cut…. B33

Here’s my personal headcanons, don’t start shit, if you don’t like, you can make ur own post with ur own hcs BDD

Aradia Medigo - transfem aroace spec

~ Struggles with persistent depression but is recovering slowly

~ Puts on weight after the game

~ ASD

Tavros Nitram - transmasc polysexual

~ bulks up during the game!

~ Legs are prosthetics, he still uses their chair on rougher days

~ anxiety and ptsd, struggles with unhealthy attachments (clearly)

Sollux Captor - nonbinary pan

~ Also ASD + Bipolar

~ Acne scars!!

~ Lisp is from crooked teeth

Karkat Vantas - Nonbinary he/himmer, poly with masc pref

~ Super repressed about gender during the game, Jegbert helps with coming to terms with things

~ Anger issues as a response to traumatic living conditions on alternia

~ Adult him is very fat and hairy :)

Nepeta Leijon - transmasc trixic

~ Comes out during the game

~ ASD and ADHD, cannot mask well

~ Looks tiny and weak but could bench press you (cuz its funny)

Kanaya Maryam - femby lesbian (she wears binders :o

~ total vegan till she goes rainbowdrinker

~ binds regularly, prefers a flat silhouette

~ gender + sexuality relationship is unique due to pansexual being the societies default

Terezi Pyrope - Transfem queer

~ does not shave, ever under any circumstances

~ OCD, has a lotttt of rituals

~ transed her gender pre game due to flarping

Vriska Serket - Transfem lesbian

~ ASPD, doing treatment, symptoms lesson as she gets older

~ has severe scarring on her left side, when she is younger she hides scarring via makeup and long clothes cuz teenage insecurity she grows out of

~ same as terezi, flarping helped her come out, terezi and her are very close cuz of this similarity

Equius Zahhak - Agender asexual

~ hypersexual and sex repulsed

~ ASD, also bad at masking, hence why meowrails get along so well

~ has hyperhydrosis

Gamzee Makara - nonbinary ??????

~ bpd, he tends to split on people accidentally, Karkat is his fp :)

~ disassociates often, memory is poor and has slow processing because his thoughts always feel crowding

~ his abuse of sopor pies is a coping mechanism, helps with his sensory issues

Eridan Ampora - Genderfluid pan

~ definitely was a really obnoxious femboy at one point before coming out

~ a lot of their incel-ness comes from repressing their gender

~ ASD, really bad at reading other people

Feferi Peixes - demigirl pan

~ if kanaya is alternia goth, then Fef definitely is, big into counterculture

~ ASD, hyperempath, way too good at masking except for when she’s overtly excited

~ is a vegan, feels incredibly guilty for feeding her lusus

Anyways…. If you read all that congrats lollll

[trenchgardens-ooc-ooc-ooc-ooc]

i love squishy horns! u can even see perpeps blood inside her horns on the baby picture detheo got taken of her. theyre not done forming yet!!!

I think that grubs have squishy horns. & that rainbow drinkers Can die, their immortality requires them to have drinken blood recently. & that there is girl venom (not my idea).

[hsoppositezodiac]

Cridea Jeevik

She's a grubtuber with a good amount of followers for an olive. She does make-up videos. She's notoriously for hosting parties and allowing trolls of every caste inside, be them invited or not.

Jerann

He's a professional beatboxer who also composes hip-hop music. He has won Slam or Get Culled once, and many say that he can rap better than a good chunk of clowns out there .

Trizza Tethis

A jadeblood who has an blog where she posts about her daily life in the Brooding Caverns. She complains about how boring her job is and how annoying the rustblood Tirona Kasund is. A typical rebel teenager who spends too much time pouting and using her phone. She wishes she was a rainbowdrinker, so she could overcome even a fuchsia.

Fiamet

A great example of how looks can fool. Except that culling several trolls is already to be expected of a purpleblood like her. However, she chose to only cull trolls who she thinks are deserving of death, instead of random, innocent civilians.

[12thperigeeball]

Denizens of the fantroll community, please put your hands together for CARNEVALE CONFECTIONS: A BLOODSTAINED MASQUERADE, the winning tied theme of the 12th Perigee Ball of 2023!

This theme combines both Sogno Dell’Arlecchino and Blood & Candy into one! However, you are not obligated to use both themes in outfits for your trolls, or neither of them at all; feel free to mix and match at will, or do something else entirely! 

Only trolls wishing to enter for Grand Couturier must match the theme - or one of them, at least - as best they can. This restriction does not apply to ball royalty.

Circuses on Alternia are well-acquainted with blood of all hues spattered against their tent walls; now nihilistic revelry and sweet carnevale fare is entwined with the gleaming, elegant mystique of rainbowdrinkers, those fearsome creatures of the day. 

Kilran Barbas meant only to enact his vision of bloody decadence, but a visit from a matesprit’s distant fuchsia relation (and his blank check) has compelled him to combine his plans with the old clown’s desire for a beautiful carnevale event. He does want his mansion’s picturesque cliff and lake fixed, and he doesn’t feel like footing the bill from last sweep’s explosion all by himself.

So a deal has been struck, caegars have changed hands, and now the undead and the mirthful go hand in hand, all indulging in their own delights beneath the chandeliers of the Alternian Yule Ball.

Here is a pinterest board to assist with aesthetic options you may find helpful for this theme!

>:0) HONK!!!!!!

[v3x4t1on]

I followed for the one piece x homestuck meta lore

yk what, anon. as a treat ill explain what ive been thinking about earlier

(spoiler warning for up to wci, i think. its hard to remember what lore was revealed when, sorry.)

for the context of this world, devil fruits probably exist. or they can be psionics, but im honestly not sure which route i wanna go. celestial dragons are for sure fuschiabloods, no doubt. the alternian government is just the marines and are led by highbloods. alternia’s hierarchal system fits pretty well into one piece i’d say. the empress would just be imu, but there would be more than one fuschia running around. perhaps the world is a lot more flooded than alternia and theres different islands so the maps pretty similar to the one piece world. thus, its a bit harder for the troll marines to enforce their laws.

gol d roger was a limeblood who forever changed alternian history by telling people of his hidden treasure, the one piece. this led to a huge wave of pirates, and more open opposition against the empress. limebloods such as gol d roger to this day are still being hunted down by the government due to the threat they pose to it. the oppressive nature of the marines is the exact same as the alternian government, so i hope i dont have to explain it too much.

hancock’s been on my mind a lot lately, her tribe as well. i think they’d all be jadebloods that were once cloistered and now live on their own away from alternian authority. hancock and her sisters were enslaved by fuschias at a very young age, eventually escaping and forming their independent tribe. she has a strong distaste for highbloods.

i felt like jade fit very well for hancock as well as her whole tribe considering jadeblood culture. jadebloods are also pretty rare compared to other castes are are almost always born female. cloistered jades are also isolated from the rest of society to focus on their duties, and have much more pacifist views compared to the rest of the world. yada yada i think it fits perfectly. i also think hancock and her sisters would be rainbowdrinkers… that could be why the rest of the kuja tribe worship/respect them. rainbowdrinkers are regarded as myth in alterian culture, but are worshipped/romanticized by cloistered jades like theyre all twilight fans basically

big moms pirates just feel like theyd be a group of juggalos to me? a huge family of purplebloods obsessed with violence and food.

the vinsmokes… oh man. judge was an indigo scientist who strived to create the most cracked goldbloods; living weapons of destruction that can hold in immense power. goldbloods are often used by highbloods to power things such as ships, and are typically regarded as just living batteries. since goldbloods are known for their great psionics, judge wanted to combine their powerful psionics with the strength of a highblood, since highbloods tend to live longer and have more natural physical strength. sora is forced to participate despite her efforts to foil the experiment. since the vinsmoke children are a mix of goldblood and indigoblood dna, their blood is an odd shade of green/teal; because of this, sanji ends up disguising himself as a tealblood. his abilities are not unlocked until much later, but the genetic modifications done to his body explains his fire psionics and unnatural strength. the other vinsmoke children are some of the mutants permitted by law since theyre being used to benefit the alternian government and empress in the long run.

i will probably write more posts but im just trying to get some of my thoughts out while i still remember. please talk to me about this im down to talk about anything. i can also classpect characters and explain why i think that if anyone wants

also reposting this for reference. please ask questions!!

-??

[rabidpomeranians]

An unorthodox approach to troll reproduction

It’s blood.

Its always been blood, and we’ve all been fooled by our own preconceived notions of how reproduction works. We were given a fill in the blank riddle and got it so wrong that the thousands of fanfics that reference it stand now as a monument to our presumptuousness.

It’s the easiest bodily fluid to get a literal bucket full of quickly. It contains DNA that can be recombined with a partners and utilized by the mother grub. It keeps pairs of any sex/gender viable. And it weirdly explains why rainbowdrinkers are a thing...

First debunking the other possibilities:

From a human perspective the answers to troll reproduction that immediately come would be A) Two sexes with matched-set gemetes, B) All genetically male, or C) Hermaphrodites. Which all come with contradictions.

A) If individuals only produce sperm or eggs, than a statistically significant number of all pairs would be non productive. Given trolls have no concern over the viability of same sex quadrants, there must be a different mechanic in use.

B) If all trolls produce only sperm cells than there would be no mechanism for genetic mixing between individuals. In fact there would be no point in pairing/quadrants at all. Their social system would match ants or bees which forgo reproductive activity outside of one to one interactions with their queen.

Since its been stated that the viability of offspring is effected by the strength of a pair, we know that pairing is a crucial element. Also if trolls are all genetically male, than binary gender has little to no reason to exist (unless sex and gender are also conceptually divorced, which is another theory).

C) The hardest one to knock and the most popular for it. I guess I would pose the question why, in a strongly individualist society, would people form pairs to do what they could technically do all on their own? Or at least why would ‘self-pairing’ not be more common. Sure, pairing allows for more variety but if the gametes paired randomly, half of the resulting mix would still be self fertilized anyways. 

Ok but what does blood have to do with anything like this?

The fundamental flaw that lies over all three answers and probably several more is that we’ve applied human physiology to an alien species. Yes they look similar but their quadrants and mother grubs are vastly different from our monogamy and individually assigned reproductive organs.

Blood mixing negates sex pairing issues, allowing any two individuals to produce offspring. It allows for genetic recombination, given it contains plenty of dna and possibly beneficial hormones produced from the emotional virility of a pair. Lastly, it necessitates pairing. Mixed and unmixed blood have some kind of fundamental difference, which disallows an individual from self-pairing.

I’d chalk it up to something with the immune system. It’s like how in humans certain blood types mixing causes an immune response. Which inside of a body is horrible because it bursts the blood cells, but in an external mix, bursting cells leave exposed dna, allowing for easier recombination. The ‘dominant’ blood type (immunologically, not caste related) dismantles and assimilates the ‘recessive’ producing a viable ‘genetic slurry’ to be hauled off to the mother grub.

And there is plenty of room for the social taboo behavior exhibited by trolls throughout the comic. Trolls live on a hell planet where everything, and everyone, everywhere is looking for an opportunity to kill them, all the time. Thus advertising that you’ve recently lost a half gallon of blood and are vulnerable because of it, would be really stupid. It makes sense then, to keep talk down and hide away any evidence. This evolves pretty seamlessly into a close enough match to the typical cagey/secretive behavior humans tend to show around their own reproductive activities. Hence why we perceive a parallel even though the reasoning is different.

tldr: We all assume that trolls connect sex with reproduction because that’s what we do, but they’re aliens, they do weird alien things. If their biology worked exactly like ours, they wouldn’t have a big weird moth laying eggs for them. Also you’re welcome.

[forgetful-river]

Rose & Kanaya doing a version of the Twilight scene where its like "what are you" "say it" "vampire" but Kan just goes "What???? I'm an alien?" And Rose is like "I have to leave immediately. For no particular reason." And she just sprints away. Cut to Dave hanging out on their couch or whatever and Rose runs in out of breath like "SHE'S AN ALIEN NOT A VAMPIRE. FUCK" and Dave's like "what" and Rose is like "ALIENS ARE, LIKE, 75% LESS HOT THAN VAMPIRES, DAVE" and Dave's like "okay and" and Rose goes to sulk and brood. Smash cut to the next day and Rose stumbles on Kan drinking like. Vriska's blood and she's like "??????" And Kanaya's like "You discovered the other half of my Dark Secret. I'm a rainbowdrinker" and Rose fistpumps for a solid minute before enthusiastically making out with Kan. Cut to Kan carrying Rose into her house & Dave is still on the couch and Rose just shouts at him "SHE'S AN ALIEN VAMPIRE, THE WEDDING IS BACK ON" and Dave is like "okay? what wedding?" And then Rose ignores him & directs Kan to her bedroom so they can have gross vampire alien lesbian sex The End.

[davekat-sucks]

Since we’re talking Kanaya, the fandom forgets how much she was Jade’s counterpart to the Sgrub session. Her house literally was built to look like a moon tower of prospit/derse, like Jade. She takes gardening, like Jade, and she lives right next to a frog temple, like Jade! She does diverge from Jade taking an interest in hunting the undead and rainbowdrinker romance novels, which the fandom seems to forget because much of Kanaya’s story gets tied to romance! She was the last landdwelling troll introduced in Act 5 Act 1 and she starts of as the “meddling fussyfangs” as described by Vriska!

Her character introduction is losing her flushed interest with Vriska but still pining for her so she vacillates Eridan and Vriska’s kismesitude after Vriska mind-controlled Tavros to kiss her and Eridan broke his moirailigence with Feferi. Her only interaction in Act 4 is talking with Rose (and mistakenly one time with John who was on Rose’s computer) and that settled the dust, Kanaya bounces from one romance to another until she landed on Rose, and she had enough superficial traits and prose to her serious-straightforward-clear-intentions attitude that was flanderized in the progressing acts.

Fans still forget Kanaya’s “impromptutations” quip she gave to Karkat, in fact people forget how much Karkat worked out her love issues at the end of Act 5 Act 1 and some of Act 5 Act 2.

I don’t ship Karkat/Kanaya as flushed, but there is appeal to the dynamic since Karkat is the one person who, despite being all shouty, doesn’t ask of anything from Kanaya, and listens to her issues. It also correlates that Karkat’s refusal to engage with Rose’s troubling behavior and alcoholism that damages her flushed pairing with Kanaya and Terezi’s pitch romp with Gamzee after (possibly) dating Dave for a short period of time. It goes to show even after Karkat’s shipping concerns and fear of inter-species connections was overblown, he is a crux to hold the meteor together.

Back to Karkat’s shipping, we know he drew Jade with Dave and Rose with John, but didn’t account Rose being into women. As it turned out Rise may have had a subconscious Freudian bullshit crush on Jade, since Rose hooks up with Sgrub’s version of Jade Harley, and when Jade needs to surrogate a child. In secret. With a married woman… Rose doesn’t seem to refuse. Maybe, just maybe it���s because Rose does still want that smart, cheery, independent girl she knew all those years.

To summarize, if Kanaya is to be a good character with depth and realism, keep her close to Karkat. If you want Rose to stay monogamous (in the specific way she isn’t seeing a secret lover) keep her FAR AWAY FROM JADE HARLEY and if you want Rosemary to work as a ship, KEEP KARKAT AS CLOSE TO KANAYA AT ALL TIMES.

Don't forget that John had to remind Karkat about them being made in ectobiology and that incest was a taboo in human standards, much to Karkat's annoyance since incest is fine on Alternia. He had considered shipping DaveRose and JohnJade. Karkat and Kanaya are also close also parallels to The Dolorosa and The Signless relationship. The Dolorosa raised The Signless/Sufferer, but sadly had to watch him be executed and be sold off as a slave. Only to die later by Dualscar's jealousy. Karkat being able to save Kanaya from grief and pain would give a good closure for their ancestry.

[cloudbattrolls]

I truly do love making Ji's life more difficult because he dates Jamie and Viltau, since Takamis are Not Supposed To Date Highblood Murderbastards; they're supposed to keep the trust of their low and midblooded staff and not run the risk of being dominated or used by higher castes.

Unfortunately for Jikiro he values both his bad taste in men and the trolls who work for him, which takes some careful handling to keep both sides happy.

[proshippers-against-censorship]

TIL that the vampires in the Twilight series are LITERAL LIVING MARBLES

TF YOU MEAN WHEN 2 VAMPS KISS IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE WASHING THE DISHES AT 7 AM FROM THE PLATES SCRAPING AGAINST EACH OTHER-

THIS IS LITERALLY THE SAME SERIES THAT INSPIRED RAINBOWDRINKERS IN HOMESTUCK-

They're so unsexy that's why I'm team Jacob.

[arsenicfathips]

Su-burp-ban Jungle

@silkenseductress

Nepeta really hated sweeping.

It seems like it would be something you could get done in just a couple of minutes, right? In theory at least- it seems like there's not a single person in the galaxy that can make a god damn broom correctly. The bristles are ALWAYS the problem. Either they're not flexible enough to clean up under furniture or around corners, or they're spread to thin and debris gets left behind with each sweep, or they're too THICK and get tangled up in seconds!

The kitty-troll let out an exasperated sigh. If she just kept her hive tidy, this wouldn't be an issue in the first place. Nepeta didn't mind the clutter- but she would be having a guest! It would be impolite if she didn't at least sweep up the place. She didn't know if Kanaya had been planning on staying any longer than just hanging out for the night, but Nepeta would be at least a little embarrassed if she came off as a pig. Well, anymore than she already did.

A line of dust-covered wrappers slowly marched their way across the concrete floor. Any caught trailing off from the rest would quickly and annoyedly shoved back in marching order- no man left behind! The rag-tag group of foil-lined soldiers pushed forward, bravely marching into the cavernous maw of Nepeta's garbage can. That took care of all the trash, at least. Nepeta walked around the enclosed space, kicking lose clothes under anything large enough to hide them. Her pile of junk... eh, that could stay. Lots of neat trinkets in there!

There was just one more thing nagging the blue-blood's thinkpan! Unfortunately said thing was the inflatable pool in the center of Nepeta's hive. She couldn't really get rid of the thing, or else the Drip would be released. Nepeta thought about it for a moment, then shrugged. It would make for an interesting conversation starter, right? She spun around the clean(er) room giddily, pirouetting on one boot straight towards her couch. Nepeta plopped down, choking more life out of the poor piece of furniture as she pulled her palmhusk out.

:33< *af cr33ps up behind her unsuspecting friend and pawnces onto her back! she playfurry gives kanaya a gr33ting lick*

:33< im all ready on my end h33h33

x33< ill send you the file now! f33l fr33 to pop ofur whenefur youre ready

Nepeta smiled, her sharp teeth reflecting in the phone's screen as she attached her coordinates and sent them off! She leaned back in her seat, feet kicking excitedly as she waited for Kanaya to appear. She was so giddy, in fact, that she hadn't even considered that the coordinates she sent to Kanaya would drop the rainbowdrinker right over the half-full pool in the center of the hive...