#- the dog appreciates that!
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!
1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.
2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.
3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes
it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.
It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.
so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know
#bazinga!#I’ve been meaning to add these tags for a minute but it was too funny to keep the original line bazinga tag#if you see this i would appreciate this post not be tagged as wornld building#and if you want to use this concept in your D&D campaign#you don’t need to show this post or anything#but if you would please mention after the plot line ends that the original post was written all at once in a pretty desperate state#i thought about ginkgo trees while walking my dog late that night#and when i found myself hopeless and completely alone at midnight#I opened tumblr and talked to myself#and hit post#and went to bed#then it got 2000 notes and i woke up to the realization that the entire time I had said bacteria#when i fully meant fungus#fuck!!!#u don’t need to say all that just please include the context that this is a very personal post#thank u!#I’m not mad it’s not obvious from the post that i was ranting into the void
22K notes
·
View notes
Text
retired 🩶
#call of duty#cod#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#soapghost#my art#listen this took me like two weeks so y'all better appreciate 🤌#johnny is the super active DIY father of the family#simon has made his way through all of the miss marple mysteries and has now set his sights on naval fiction#also growing his fringe out to hide the early onset baldness#johnny has gorgeous hair but we knew that#the dogs are called roger and wee albert--guess which is which#yes they all sleep in the same bed~#I guess I just need to see these two old and cranky and alive for whatever reason...#let them both burn in hell after a few good decades learning how to live beyond just surviving#god they probably make a banger pot roast....
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
was finding something to post and found this Dazai drawing that I sometimes don't really like, but other times I'm like, hey it looks fine??
#bsd#bsd fanart#bsd dazai#bungo stray dogs fanart#artists on tumblr#fanart#dazai fanart#tumblr is so cool like I think ppl appreciate art more here?? it's a safe space hehe#suru-sketches
996 notes
·
View notes
Text
Mikhail Bulgakov, The Master and Margarita (1967) Kafka Asagiri, Bungo Stray Dogs chapter 114.5 (2024)
#I have a dear friend who's Ukrainian who /loves/ Master and Margarita#and ever since bsd “Dostoyevsky is immortal” kinda became an inside joke between us#Please appreciate this for her#fyodor dostoevsky#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd ch 114.5#mine#Fr tho Mikhail Bulgakov *is* a very important Ukrainian author.#I wouldn't be surprised if the bsd author had read Master and Margarita and took inspiration from it.
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
#bsd#bsd fifteen#bungou stray dogs#soukoku#*mangacaps#*edits#no idea what this is (panel appreciation?) but more importantly. did it work
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
Rick Grimes in The Ones Who Live 1x01 - Years
"…𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯…𝘪𝘵 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘴."
#the dog tags stay on#like im gonna go pick 'em back off that walker who's coming to help me#Rick Grimes#The Ones Who Live#towl spoilers#*#rg#hello my darling#my beloved snarls returned!#PILOT RICK? where do i enlist#paramilitary rick is A+++++#the trash goblin wants what it wants so#the dumpster is warm#there were so many profile shots#The Nose™ appreciated truly#who wants to play wheel of fortune#D _ D D Y#i love arm#black tshirt you're not the brown one but i still love u#EYE CRINKLES#that bottom lip is still illegal#it's an A they're just gonna kill it it's too powerful
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
jotchua and friends aww
#art#artists on tumblr#jotchua#if anyone knows the other two dogs names tell me because i forgor#rbs very appreciated im proud of this
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
wooowee!! had the pleasure of collabing with the incredible @dustybones in this shadowzel art dump! this was so fun and cute honestly so cool to see our styles mashed together 🤩
some close ups under here incase the quality gets whacky
#im just smilin stupidly at dusty's part of the comic with that shadowzel kiss like 🤭#also now i can't get cowboy lae'zel out of my head god her lil ears under the haaatt 😭😭#could honestly continue gushing but alas i must tag~#ichiro's doodles#dusty art#dustiro#👈🏽aha! hey look that's us buddy!!#shadowheart#lae'zel#shadowzel#bg3#and pls appreciate jenna marbles dogs a;sldkjf
609 notes
·
View notes
Text
art dump this is literally all I draw rn
#not the normal fandome but we can all appreciate soft strong greasy sweaty hairy men that get healthy weight on a healthy new life#it’s all I can draw rn I’m sorry falsettos fans I’m just weak for Hugh jackman#he can sing and also be this emotionally tortured dog man#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#fanart
438 notes
·
View notes
Text
Can't tell you how much I appreciate Tamaki and his dog having the same crying sound effects. Plub.
#can't tell you how much i appreciate that tamaki's dog is capable of tears#they say pets take on personality traits of their owners#i'm so happy every time antoinette appears#i love that tamaki lets her sleep in his bed#somehow that highlights what a sweetheart he is#i love that he keeps a giant bow on her#ouran high school host club#ohshc#suoh tamaki
759 notes
·
View notes
Note
Chuuya~ we're not so lucky or worthy to get an actual kiss, can you at least blow us one 🥺👉👈
Chuuya: "Please leave my office."
Chuuya: "It'd be unfair if he knows where I live but I don't know where he lives, right?"
@darkwitchling
Chuuya: "I doubt Dazai's gonna get scared over a phone message."
@azapofinspiration
Chuuya: "Although I really can't say what I do in depth."
Chuuya: "I don't particularly like sitting down all day.."
Chuuya: "It's not always because of me. He sometimes turns red even when I don't hit him."
Chuuya: "Not that he'll check. He hates going to the hospital."
@lacunazai @bioluminescentcat
#ask#update#anonymous#bioluminescentcat#lacunazai#azapofinspiration#darkwitchling#bsd chuuya#bsd dazai#bungo stray dogs#skk#soukoku#(Lots of tags today!! Lots of non-anon asks!)#(I have still be working on setting up my streaming stuff)#(Once I have it all set up would anyone want to watch me draw these updates while chatting?)#(I feel like that'd be fun)#(I appreciate anyone who goes out their way to read my additional tags heh)
446 notes
·
View notes
Text
hound.
#call of duty#cod#simon ghost riley#my art#it took me 45 mins to draw those new balances#appreciate it#something something dog metaphor...
4K notes
·
View notes
Note
I started following you in middle school because jojo is my special interest, and now you're the reason I'm fixated on fnaf in highschool
I think you're funny and I like your art style :D
Anyway, I think they'd be friends
THIS IS SOOO CUTE!! THEY WOULD BE!
#ask reply#fanart#BTW THIS IS super sweet#I hope high school is going good for you!!#I appreciate you’ve decided to stick with my art that long 💜#giorno 🤝 Michael looking like the father they hate#who is also the main villain of the said series they are in#and is British#both fathers also obsessed with immortality#and has killed kids and a dog in canon#and was sent to super omega hell through being set on fire#AGAIN I stand by what I said#JoJo and FNAF are basically the same
412 notes
·
View notes
Text
sigma truthers. i’ve come bearing food
I DREW HIS HAIR SHORTER THAN CANON IK srry the angle made me nerf your princess hair sigma… and yes i did that hand pose specifically so his nails would be visible. so i could make them black. bc he has black nails it’s canon trust
#my favorite pathetic malewife#he is so neurotic <3#interactions appreciated :3#bsd sigma#sigma bsd#bsd fanart#artists on tumblr#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs
435 notes
·
View notes
Text
I officially went insane last night and I need to break my silence once more on the subject,
Dear skk fic writers who sustain me and who I love so dearly,
The top of Chuuya's head arrives at about mouth level to Dazai. That means Chuuya's face aligns with Dazai's collarbones. On average, the arm reaches the crotch at ~wrist-level (get up and check or pull up a picture), so here we can see Dazai's crotch reaches the top of Chuuya's hipbone, while Chuuya's reaches the top of Dazai's thigh.
And because I'm thorough I brought other examples, just in case this was somehow a fluke or their height vary:
There are slight variations (also perspective and such) but it's pretty consistant. Their height difference is 21cm, it's slightly less than a head's worth, so it all tracks.
This is a great reference for their (oh so beloved) height difference for everyone, but you know why I'm saying this. You understand why I tracked their hip/crotch height. If this concerns you, you know. You can still make it work. You just need to be slightly more creative. There are easy answers. I believe in you.
#i'm saying this with love and respect in my heart i love and appreciate you mwah 💖#thank you for coming to my ted talk#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#skk#soukoku#i'm not gonna tag their characters in this this is silly#bsd analysis#apparently i talk sometimes
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Welcome to the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger.
#Fear and Hunger#D'arce Cataliss#Cahara#Ragnvaldr#Enki Ankarian#Unlike Dungeon Meshi - I cannot in good faith recommend this game to a broad audience.#My background with F&H goes as follows: I am hanging out with a friend. He says “hey try this game I've been playing.” I say “Okay!”#I have never heard of this game. I pick the mercenary. I go through 5 min of character history and background. I am mauled to death by dogs#It took me 4 resets to even get in the dungeon. But I finally get there. I am caught by a guard. He cuts off all but one of my limbs#I am forced to crawl around in a blood and corpse pit until the game tells me 'give up idiot'.#I reset. I am mauled by dogs again. I realize this is not for me but I am intrigued enough to go home and watch some playthroughs#And WOW what an interesting game it is! I really do appreciate games that blend their design philosophy with the theme it wants to set#This is a game about fear and hunger. And persevering. And penis (my god is there a lot of penis)#I recommend this to people who like extremely challenging games and can handle the many *content warnings* within this series#If the idea of Bloodborne/eldenring and undertale having a little RPG maker baby sounds appealing to you - give it a shot#It's made by ONE GUY and it's a great horror game. I am just really bad at it.#My friends just enjoy putting me in situations where I scream and yell. We don't talk about the corn mazes. Or the other horror game nights#Apparently I'm funny when I'm Scared!#As people who follow me on twitter might know; I am deep in the pits of this series right now. I will be back with more art.
1K notes
·
View notes