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skippyisntfunny · 3 days ago

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#196 #r196 #r/196 #/r/196 #rule #196 campfire #shitpost #shitposting #ruleposting #funny twitter #twitter #tweets #tweet #funny tweets #funny post #dank memes #memes

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ashes2caches · 3 days ago

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aftercare is great because a tgirl can literally empty her entire supply of semen inside of you and thirty minutes later you’re in the line at dairy queen asking for what flavor of blizzard she prefers.

#196 #rule #196 campfire #r196 #queer #trans #transfem #hornyposting #aftercare

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 23 hours ago

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(Accidentally mis-clicked enter on my last ask. Here's the full "ask")

What he says...

VS What I read...

("us" as in him and WWX, not the spider just to be clear)

They should make an adaptation called 'The Unfiltered', where Lan Wangji says exactly what's on his mind.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #wei wuxian #ask #So glad you came back and resent the ask with the completed joke. Thank you; the punchline is fantastic.#A fairly significant part of LWJ's character is that he *does not* say what he truly wants to.#Frankly he spends a significant part of his life not having the words to describe his feelings and wants.#And when he finally does know what he wants...it is too late to say anything at all.#He is a character that struggles to read between the lines who also needs to be read between the lines.#What a great trait to apply to a character in a series about the harms of taking the world at face value.#Lan Wangji you have my sincerest apologies. In the past I considered you mid. You were the olive of my character charcuterie.#My palate has expanded to appreciate the complexities and necessity of your traits.#Go get 'em. You salty and bitter (+ fruity) king. Those flavours rule. People love you enough to get very mad on polls on your behalf.

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bagofcellz · 2 days ago

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pointless-letters · 2 days ago

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“I have gay friends.”

#Daily Express #Homosexuality #I have gay friends #Honest #That are real #Totally real #They go to another school #Transgender people #Knee replacements #Cancer treatment #Can’t have those at the same time #Them’s the rules

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hisredconverse · 2 days ago

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say no to food

say no so your clothes will finally fit the way you want them to

say no so you become prettier

say no so everyone around you who thought you couldn’t lose weight is proven wrong

say no so your posts are flooded with compliments

say no so people no longer subtly look down on you for being fat

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probablybadrpgideas · 3 days ago

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When you have to make a knowledge check, roll 3d10. The numbers that come up correspond to the Dewey Decimal number of the book that contains whatever information you learn (so, for example, if you roll a 139, the knowledge you gain can only be information that would make sense to find in a book about phrenology)

#Tick here to allow us to use in the podcast #submission #Meta #Rule Idea #Generic #dewey decimal

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skippyisntfunny · 2 days ago

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#196 #r196 #r/196 #/r/196 #rule #shitpost #ruleposting #shitposting #annoying orange #spongebob #funny twitter #twitter #tweets #tweet #funny tweets #memes

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ashes2caches · 3 days ago

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tgirl who’s filled with utter joy and amazement when she realizes that not only did hrt make her skin softer, it also made her skin easier to bruise.

#196 #rule #196 campfire #r196 #queer #trans #transfem #hornyposting

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skippyisntfunny · 1 day ago

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#196 #r196 #r/196 #/r/196 #rule #shitpost #ruleposting #shitposting #luigi #funny twitter #twitter #tweets #tweet #funny tweets #funny post #memes

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thecapuchinonerd · 2 days ago

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In my case, my bosses don't think that people need holidays.

went to the pub for a drink on my first real day off in over a week and watched the girl behind the bar drop the entire cash drawer on the floor in the middle of the rush and then just stare at it at her feet for like a solid two minutes

#as long as they pay us #we need to follow their rules #that why many people quit

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ashes2caches · 2 days ago

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tgirl who gets visibly disappointed when you tell her that her floofy maid dress doesn’t constitute as formalwear.

#196 #rule #196 campfire #r196 #queer #trans #transfem #hornyposting #maidposting

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modernbutch · 3 months ago

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