High school student 🪐 Canadian 🪐 Catholic 🪐 Full name Amnesia Bee Sunshine Starling Eloquent Goose Incidents Anastasia Wendy Chrumblrina 🪐 Dumb blonde 🪐 "A veritable goblin youth" 🪐 Cottagecore Criminal 🪐 Rickroller extraordinaire 🪐 Rogue Squadron (this is a warning) 🪐 Author of the first and only Jupiter-Men fic(s) on AO3 (Edit: nvm, thank u for your service Swift 🫡) 🪐 Probably watching 25 shows at any one time 🪐 Mountain lover 🪐 Storm enthusiast 🪐 Professional blackberry enjoyer 🪐 Sunrise appreciator 🪐 Expert procrastinator 🪐 Labeled the funny/lazy friend 🍍 Will bite you, won't be sorry 🪐 Perpetually sleepy 🪐 Doomed to live in a constant state of nostalgia 🪐 Amateur writer 🪐 I draw sometimes 🪐 Mutuals gotta reach out first bc I'm too shy to do it myself
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one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.
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when i was twelve and at Girl Scout camp the other girls were telling "scary" urban legends around the campfire and i retold the tale of the monkey's paw and no one got it and that was my villain origin story
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you can’t believe what you think about yourself after sundown and you can’t believe what you think about yourself on your period and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re hungry and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re tired, the only time you can believe what you think about yourself is the split second after you’ve made someone laugh but only if it’s something other than “i should be a standup comedian”
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i saw wallace slice up the moon and eat it as cheese on a cracker as a kid and i just haven’t known true satisfaction since
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forgive and forget? wrong. charged two-handed heavy attack with my greatsword of resentment
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lord the peasants are so loud today
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Daily Reminder To:
Take your medications that you need to!
Get up, stretch, walk around a bit!
Get some food and water if you haven’t in a while!
Plug in your device!
Feed any pets!
If it’s between 10 pm and 7 am and you have no reason to be awake, go to sleep or at least get comfortable and rest for a bit!
Check around you and stack any dishes and bring them to the kitchen! Including plates, cups, bowls, and utensils!
Do a quick look around and pick up any trash and put it in the bin!
Message anyone to check in on them and yourself! Respond to any messages you may have gotten, answer some asks if need be, let your family know that you’re alive and well, whatever you need to do!
If you need to and are able to, go take a shower! Or clean your face! Get changed at the very least, put your clothes in the dirty hamper, and feel better about it!
That’s all for now! Good job, I’m proud of you for doing that!
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this girl shows up when there is an error on my mixer and I just want to let her to know that I'm not mad at her
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