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can’t sleep. fratboy!rafe
#fratboy!rafe#thank u for all the cutie pie messages wishing me well ily guys#also that autocorrected to feetboy!rafe and now im pissed tf off
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Hey Bones I have a question how high were you when you were posting all those fucking weird little posts.
(Also I hope the prompts went well.)
Was 100% sober on all accounts. That’s simply how my brain is akdjkrfkkfjg
#thank u the prompts indeed went well I wrote an extra dozen#bones replies#nice to see you in my inbox BROSKI :D#why does my phone autocorrect broski to capitals??? why
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What is my autocorrect trying to tell me here…
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thank god for summer thunderstorms and a mug of coffee and a nice book 🙏
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THEY LET MY WIFE STAY I REALLY DID FUCKING WIN 😭😭😭
#ARTEMIS MY BELOVED#i almost cried when i saw her just vibin#I THOUGHT SHE WOULD BE GONE I'M SO HAPPY#'well meet little mouse' yes ma'am thank you ma'am can i get you anything#oh my god oh my god#fortnite#ratkinggames#met* goddammit autocorrect
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Remember Gem's beehive origin? It wasn't a bee origin, i think the text said it was a lot of bees holding together a form. But my headcanon, which i would've explored more if not for insectophobia, is that she's literally.. a hive. Like, the bees straight up makes home inside of her. That gave me an idea for an urban fantasy new life au, and the irony is that i literally wanted to do the same thing with origins smp, but i accidentally recreated kagepro and i was never the same person again. Either way, didn't go past the ideas stage on both things. I literally want an urban fantasy au so bad but kagepro is literally my only inspo for that 🤷♂️ so there's that
#new life was so cool like. you had sausage being a fire mage and reborn as a phoenix.#pearl being a star girl and shubble being sunshine girl#pearl getting to like the copper origin dying then dying again and reborn as a copper origin again#pearl and owen being copper golems at the same time#whatever the fuck oli was up to#stacy living in her remote nether house in the middle of a lava lake#martyn and shubble and some others probably stayed on their first lives for the whole series#fire mage gem and owen's entire story arc and shubble's greenhouse and joey's entire 1st episode and the houses at spawn#and joel choosing strange names and pooping skeleton horses and jimmy being The Guy of The Week and the toy boxes martyn kept making#and messing with create and immersive paintings and the freezing fridge freezers or whatever#i probably would've loved/will love afterlife if i ever watch it. sad that new life didn't work out tho#thanks for reading my rambles tho i loved watching that series and just now recounting my favorite moments#ain't rereading all that tho so if i wrote some nonsense or the autocorrect thing messed up. oh well#life updates
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I just wanted to say that I love your work and to have a lovely day
I have gotten off the third 16 hour shift in a row and am so so stretched thin however these remarks fuel me on this blog, thank you nonny may your night be the kindest of all!!!
#letters of yearning#fun fact i wrote nonny and it autocorrected as mommy and tbh idk why cause i hardly even use that word#probably cause im tired as shit oh well#thank you!!!
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What if I screamed and punched and sent an assassin after my dad?
#johnny's silly rambles#i was juts sleeping#having a lil nap#and my mum wakes me#I'm incoherent still bc naps do that to you#and then he is like “HELLOOOO🥰🥰🥰”#bro stfu seriously I'd punch you in the throat if it weren't for the fact that I'd have to TOUCH him then#disgusting I'd rather die actually thanks....#but like bro also leave me along I'm literally hanging on by a thread#you cannot test my patience like this#CAN YOU TELL I'M IRRITABLE AF NO WELL I AM#AUTOCORRECT STOP CORRECTING ME YOU'RE WRONG
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Considering if I want a study blog while I'm brushing up my BPMN and UML, and/or a kinky aesthetic photo blog for personal pics and spicy reblogs, and/or a tarot blog.
Would anyone follow any of that?
Study blog would be updates about how my business analysis studies are going, study encouragement and memes, book reviews and excerpts, and achievement tracking.
Kink blog would be mostly aesthetic sexy pics of fem and androgynous bodies (including my own), hypn0/mind control nsft, bondage, a bit of objectum here and there, hornyposting, that sort of thing.
Tarot blog would be mostly free one card readings, and musings on tarot and metaphysics and such.
#this is me trying to look for new hobbies#or well#turn existing hobbies into new online occupations#I need new spaces for other parts of myself#i just...#don't wanna go at it alone#or ho at it alone I suppose -thank you autocorrect#is any of this a good idea?#disaster thoughts#kinkblr#tarotblr#studyblr
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CRYING. my friend called me my best friend's exemplary wife ndxhdybrgd
#“you leave with her buy groceries and clean the flat. you're literally the perfect wife” jdyxhegghegsgs#she also said she was worried that would happened knowing my best friend that we'll be arguing all the time with me doing the chores#well thanks you could've said that before i moved in with her lmao#live not leave goddammit autocorrect
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Get you a best friend that lets you give them whiplash by texting them about a cool moth you found and then Chrissy Chlapecka’s “I’m so Hot” music video, and THEN IMMEDIATELY AFTER a brief analysis of possible influences
(I also said all of this to my wife, but as I remind her often, she’s Legally Obligated to put up with my nonsense)
#it’s a VERY good song#the visual style of the video is very reminiscent of Madonna’s Blonde Ambition tour#it’s also lyrically reminiscent of Blonde Ambition-era Madonna#as well as Blackout Era Bristney Spears#and possibly the Pussycst Dolls?#musically it’s heavily reminiscent of Blackout-era Britney#as well as the Pussycat Dolls#her song Alpha is really good too#and of course Head Butch#Head Bitch*#but lol thanks autocorrect#the song is SUPERfucking gay though#lesbian#butch#nonbinary#nonbinary lesbian
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Hmm yeah I need to stop clicking on the comment sections when I know it will piss me off.
#i just#cannot#what the fuck#“bodily autonomy” bitch how about you don't compare reproductive rights to street safety#are seatbelts a matter of bodily autonomy as well???#and i know that was a discussion when seatbelts where madated#but i just cannot with this bullshit#lol i made a typo and seatbelts autocorrected to deathbelts#no phone it's the opposite actually but thank you
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Sally: Mentally well siblings? Don't know them!
Basically, yeah
Neither of her brothers are Okay
#speaking of being not mentally well I made a typo and my phone autocorrected basically to Basil at first lol#well. my attempt at spelling basically#my stuff#alex answers#thanks for the ask!#anon tag#anon headcanons#the siblings ever <33
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What if.... Pretty Dedljdhsksjdkakjhhazzzzzz *is curled up in a ball between imaginary them on imaginary couch with imaginary bravier plushies snoring*
#made good money today and was not horribly painful#didnt sleep well tho and back is killing me#and of course as i was getting ready to leave... surprise snowstorm. again.#so now i feel wick from driving home on icey ass covered roads going like 20mph the whole damn way.#wick?? thanks autocorrect yes i feel very keanu today#specifically lumon building keanu
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vent-ish rambling in the notes ig bc I can't think and my brain is fuzzy but I have Thoughts
#As long as I can remember I've never just been 'me'.#I've always been a conglomeration of all of those that I've found solace in. those that weren't real that lessened the burden of being so.#and 've never been alone. There's always been someone there in the back of my mind listening and watching and waiting.#When the real world overstimulates and overwhelms and I shut down#They're there ready to take control#ready to lessen the load and ease the burden#and for the longest time I never really knew they existed or that they weren't 'supposed' to be there.#but when I finally did notice I spent a long time pretending they weren't there out of fear there was something wrong with me#and there was something wrong with me but it wasn't them#those around me were the problem but I couldn't do anything about that so I took it out on 'myself' instead#I ignored the signs and feelings and thoughts and experiences every time they came up#and that wasn't fair. it was never fair and I'm sorry to them for the things I did and the harm I caused#they were never the problem but I treated them like they were and I know now that that was as harmful to me as it was to them#because there shouldn't be guilt or shame in being plural or a system or an alter#they helped keep me alive through the worst of times and that's something beautiful#my therapist told me she thought it was truly amazing that my brain did something like that to keep 'me' safe#and yeah some days it's harder to deal with and it presents unique challenges#but at the end of the day we're still alive and fighting to make a better life for ourselves#and I'm grateful for them because without them we would never have made it out of that shit alive.#So thank you to everyone who kept us going but is no longer here and everyone who's here helping keep us alive.#end of ramble ig idk my brains still fuzzy but I needed to get my thoughts out into words#if anything sounds off I apologize bc I am Not in a headspace to write right now but oh well#autocorrect my beloved
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My tiny little college brain needs some rest that will not be gotten for fucking weeks...
#college#engineering#well fuck me i guess#who knew the hard engineering major would actually be hard#thank god or whoever the fuck that autocorrect exists
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