#*unearths your funeral casket and shakes you by the shoulder* babe wake up we gotta somaya 2022

[raajasii]

“You see these?” Maya forced her nonexistent muscles. “Wii sports baby,”

@kurainburdened

               ❝ Wrrrow,  you beast of a woman,  you. ❞      In the face of such spectacular brawn it’s only appropriate to play at coyness ;   all wistful croons and fluttered lashes.   Soma’s hands that have reached to pat appreciatively at her zero-gains then proceed to,  without notice,  link themselves around her neck as he all but LEAPS into her strong ( ? ),  capable ( ?? )  arms !      ❝ CARRY ME OFF into the sunset,  my hunky she-wolf !! ❞      Of course,  he has run the proper calculations.   Should she fall backwards,  there’s a couch eager to catch their weight.   Should she fall any other way,  he’ll assume only partial responsibility on the grounds that he has been misled !