#*takes notes *middle aged men love to talk about shaving their faces and debating the homosexuality of colorful objects. especially clothin
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shamebats · 2 years ago
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A few weeks ago I was asked if a pair of shorts were "gay" (they kind of were - I'd totally wear them - but I didn't want to fuel the guy's anxieties) and he decided to donate them because he felt too insecure about their perceived homosexuality to keep wearing them. Today I watched multiple dudes comment on another dude's "gay suitcase" (it's hot pink) and he had to repeatedly explain that he got it for really cheap and it's a good suitcase. Middle aged straight men are fascinating. I'm learning so much about their culture.
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