#*sips wine*

[shut-up-rabert]

Watching Viggy and Kanya on my dash is like watching an ex husband and a college friend go on dates and I couldn’t be happier

[endless-ineffabilities]

Maroon finally updated.

It's chem ov chaos time, baby. 🕺💃

upcoming release slate

1st - official business (president!Aemond au)

2nd - sapphire hearted part five

3rd - chemical override minishot

4th - maroon part six

5th - chem ov (10) - Sept 19/20

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Shar/Lolth

[frodo-a-gogo]

Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms

[eaissilyy]

Golden Lineage brothers (-Minus Mohg because he’s an independent man who prefers to call himself the lord of his own right) fishing trip be like:

(Godwyn is fully on board with this. They sent the pics to Godfrey who’s hiking in the most random ass place ever and has no connection until next month. Godwyn also sent the pic to Godrick who posted on private account ‘why am I NOT invited’ it’s because Morgott hates his lazy ass and Mohg has an unknown beef with his nephew.)

I LOVE GODWYN AS A LOVELY BROTHER but I believe given the opportunity Mohg would annoy him so much bye ✋✋

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

wintersberg date night with @heraxic designs......... they r refueling my wintersberg phase 😭😭😭

i think ethan would be a very emotional drunk

[captainrufflebanger]

Get blood drawn, have gay delusions

[cametotheshowinsd]

never mine...

[buckys-arm-and-rios-dagger]

Jen, Lillia, Alice, and Rio watching a big Scarlet hex form over the town less than 3 miles from their homes:

[soupandflowers]

CHINAS IN CHAPTER 525.... THERE IS A TOTAL OF 35 DIFFERENT CHINAS IN THIS CHAPTER!!!! i think i just experienced the most ethereal feeling ever in my entire life

couldn't fit all the chinas because of tumblr's limit... so here is the other post with the last 5.. thank u to ramen on discord pointing out a china i have missed

[canisalbus]

Can your dog-folks sip from cups properly, or are Vasco and his contemporaries out at fancy wine parties with their snoots in the glass going *shlorpshlorpshlorp*

As funny as the mental image of the shlorpshlorpshlorping is, I have to go with the sipping. Mostly for practical reasons, the way dogs drink is kind of messy and inprecise, they basically use the back of their tongue as a ladle.

I think they would have to have their own specialized drinkware too, something more shallow and wide rimmed I'd guess (wouldn't you just land back to the bowl territory then?). Imagine being a brachycephalic (short faced) dog like a french bulldog and trying to reach the last drop of champagne from the bottom of the long and narrow flute with your nonexistant snout, without losing your sense of dignity entirely.

[seatawinan]

[beauteetrage]

guys….be quiet….he’s doing his homework!!!

[boyleblr]

ANTHONY BOYLE as JACK BARAK in SHARDLAKE (2024) episode two

[cherryxblossxms]

I think Victor fucks his lover into the mattress several times, in several positions, to the point you're sure you've lost your mind, and comes out of the ordeal looking almost offensively pristine, while you're struggling to remember your maiden language and what year it is

[darkerthanblack-666]