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[sansaorgana]

one of the things I keep thinking about all the time recently is Ser Gwayne Hightower's wife who is as cunty as him – perhaps a lady-in-waiting to Queen Alicent? – either way, they just 👀 at each other in public and they understand each other without words like that. what do they do in their chambers all night long? yeah, you guessed it right. they gossip. about everything. annoying people and their stupid decisions (*ekhem, Cole*), ugly outfit someone wore or something idiotic someone said, new affairs and marriages they heard about (*she deserves sooo much better*).

honestly, I think it's not canon only because their children would be simply too cunty for Westeros.

[sansaorgana]

How do you think Aemond and Aegon would be on their wedding night? Do you think they would be adept at the bed ceremony? Or that there would be witnesses in the room to prove the consummation? Do you think they would show the bloodstained sheet as it is traditionally done in Westeros?

ooooh I like the question 👀

Aegon — I think he cannot wait for the bedding ceremony to be honest. He's enjoying every second of it and he totally allows other lords to stay and watch. HOWEVER, if he is marrying a girl he loves and she's not as freaky as him, he would only allow them to the chamber for a while but before undressing her, he would tell them to leave and make up some excuse that they cannot see their future queen without the clothes on.

Aemond — Now, this one loves the tradition but he also hates to imagine his wife (no matter if it's a marriage out of love or not) in a situation like this. He is her lord husband now, her protector. He doesn't allow the bedding ceremony to happen at all.

But I think they both would have to show the bloodstained sheets, there is no way around that. There must be a proof and they cannot change that. It would be shady if they wanted to hide it and tbh the sheet itself is nothing embarrassing or intimate. I can imagine Aemond cutting himself to bleed on the sheets, though. If his lady wife is still too scared and uncomfortable to perform her duty on their wedding night, he wouldn't push her and he'd give her time to adjust to the new reality. To save her reputation, he would cut himself and bleed on the sheet.

[sansaorgana]

Hi! I'd like to request a fic or headcanons on Aegon and his mommy kink, if you'd be willing to write it

headcanons with a Lady Wife!Reader because it's what I'm most comfy writing about (if you wanted modern au then I'm sorry and you can send the ask again! 💞)

🔞 18+ UNDER THE CUT 🔞

• when you're sent to King's Landing to become Prince Aegon' wife (and most likely the future Queen), you are excited but he is... not.

• it's not about you personally. he just doesn't want to get married. he knows he has to – it is his duty, so he doesn't plan to be cruel to you or anything like that. but he doesn't want to give up alcohol and whores.

• you befriend Alicent. she hopes you would help her son.

• you also befriend Otto for some reason... or rather HE befriends YOU because he needs you in his plan. he tells you that your husband will become the King one day and it's your job to make sure he's suited for the role if you want to live as the Queen for the rest of your days.

• you gotta admit, it's a tempting offer.

• that's how you start showing Aegon more compassion and affection. at first it's all fake but you quickly realize he is actually getting high off of that.

• in no time, he becomes a clingy puppy. he follows you around with those wet pathetic eyes and he begs for attention and your touch.

• and that's when you start falling for him FOR REAL because he's so hard to resist and the more you know about him, the more things to love you can find in him.

• he wants you to wear dresses with low cleavage so he can pull it down and suck on your tits whenever he wishes to.

• he loves being ridden, his face slapped, your fingers around his throat. it gets him off when you humiliate him in bed, too.

• but only in bed. outside the bedroom he needs to be validated and taken care of. hold his hand in public, caress his cheek, look deep into his eyes lovingly, smile gently at him... he's fucking melting.

• no whore and no drink can get him that high. you're his new addiction, which can get overwhelming sometimes but you love it.

• he doesn't really want to become a father because 1) he doesn't want to share you and 2) he doesn't feel ready for that. however, he knows he needs an heir.

• when you get pregnant, though, he gets even hornier than usual. that's when he starts to call you mummy and when your tits start to leak milk, he's drinking it every night while clutching on your nightgown desperately as you caress his hair. he falls asleep safe in your arms with your warm milk in his belly.

• when the baby is born, he's actually a better father than you'd expect and he's obssessed with you even more now after you gave birth. he says you're a goddess for that. however, you must be careful and make sure Aegon is not being neglected. he's your baby, too!

• when it's time for him to become the King, he's terrified but he's got your guidance, which makes him feel safer and more confident.

• it's still getting too much often and he gets overwhelmed easily but his mummy's arms and tits are always welcoming him to relax him.

• he might get so addicted that some days a guard would tell you that the King demands your presence and you'd be escorted to the Throne Room where you'd have to sit on his lap as he sucks on your tits between the audiences. during the audience, he'd still want you to sit on his lap and play with his hair as he fondles your breasts through the material of the dress. all the lords and ladies would be like 👀 but as long as the Kingdom runs smoothly (and it does), they won't object.

• he hates all the paper work that the King is required to do, so he would ask you to sit astride him on his lap and he'd cockwarm you under all the layers of your dress while he's working. any outsider would think it's an adorable sight of the Queen taking a nap on the King's shoulder but in fact you're squeezing your walls and trying to milk his cock like that.

• he praises you so much that he would name new schools/places/organizations in your name.

• Alicent and Otto would be pleased with you (she would adore you for making her boy happy and sober, even if she doesn't know most of the things happening between you two, and Otto would adore you for keeping Aegon in line, so the Kingdom can thrive).

[sansaorgana]

Hi there! How do you think Modern Aemond and Aegon would be if their s/o grew up with a love language being food? She’s always making them extravagant dinners, and baked goods because it genuinely makes her happy and is in her mind one of the best ways to show she cares? If you feel like it, maybe in HOTD times as well? I could see her being a lady but having been raised that those in the kitchens aren’t beneath them? Her sneaking around Alicent etc, to the kitchens where she’s often seen covered in flour herself for making her sweet boys their favorites by hand?

hi, love! 🥘🥗🥞

oh, this is very cute! especially in a canon storyline where ladies aren't supposed to spend time in the kitchens, however I think even Alicent would find it adorable!

Aegon would want you to feed him all the good things you made, he'd just watch lovingly as you put more pieces of cake and cookies into his mouth and he'd make sure to lick your fingers in the meantime as your cheeks start to burn at that 🤭

Aemond wouldn't know what to say at first, he'd be stunned and you'd be scared that perhaps he finds it weird or inappropiate. however, he would quickly smile gently at you and offer to eat it together. he would want to make something for you as well in return.

in modern!AU, they'd watch you in their kitchen lovingly, humming a song while you bake/cook. Aemond wouldn't want to interrupt and he'd offer help. Aegon however would interrupt you all the time and he'd cuddle you from behind, tickle you and kiss your neck because he cannot help himself 😏

[sansaorgana]

Aegon with a chubby girl? And like she is getting bullied and stuff like that?

oh, he'd adore her! honestly, I think he might be into chubby girls in general because he loves to grab the soft flesh and squeeze, he loves big tits and juicy asses and oh my god his mummy issues just activate themselves when a chubby girl is taking care of him 😏

her breasts would be like soft pillows for him to sleep on and he refuses to sleep any other way! although, sometimes he might sleep on her belly.

he would always want her to be around him and sit on his lap so he can fondle her lovingly all the time.

if anyone dares to say something about her, he would make sure to punish them. after all, no one says bad things about the Queen, especially things that hurt her so deeply and make her feel like she's not enough when in his eyes she is a perfection.

[sansaorgana]

King!Aegon as a dad? We know that modern Aegon is gonna try his best to be a good one bout how is he gonna be with everything going in the normal timeline.

normal timeline but without the war, okay? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

I can actually imagine him being a good dad but it would take some time to get there for sure. He wouldn't want it at first... Not because he finds his Lady Wife repulsive or because he hates children but he doesn't feel ready for such responsibility. However, he is aware that one of his duties is to produce an heir.

So, at first, he would just put a child in his wife's belly and kind of leave her to it while he's adjusting to his new role as a King.

I think lots of things would change after the babe is born. He would pay his wife a visit and he'd freeze seeing her with their little baby in her arms. Once again, he is crushed with the responsibility. And maybe he might try to stay away just in case – he doesn't want to hurt something so pure by accident or spoil the child with his sins. He doesn't want to be a bad influence.

But whenever he sees his wife with his child (which happens most of the time), he can't help himself... He observes and he yearns for the same kind of maternal loving. He is happy for his babe but he also wishes his wife would love him the same way. It makes him want to be a little boy on his mother's lap again. Especially now, when the new duties are such a burden upon his shoulders.

He doesn't want to hurt the baby, but he doesn't want to only observe from afar, especially that it reminds him too much of his own father. He would slowly try to take part in the child's life. And it would work out if his Lady Wife is patient with him and shows her support.

Once adjusted to the new role of a father, Aegon would actually be a good father. I can imagine him making funny faces at the kid and trying to make them laugh all the time. He would also be willing to teach them how to use a sword and he'd love to sit them on his lap. The child can also be another motivation for him to stop drinking so much.

I actually am planning to write something similar in the Part Two of this fic but I currently don't have free time so I have no idea when I'll finally write it down.

[sansaorgana]

Soooo about you saying the chain and Aegon think.......care to elaborate?🤨🤨🤭

I'm sure you mean this post and my tags 👀

🔞 18+ UNDER THE CUT 🔞

okay but imagine him sitting on the Iron Throne or in your chambers, sitting up in bed with soft pillows behind his back as you straddle him, full of his fat cock, rolling your hips lazily at first but then faster and faster as he smirks at your dumbfucked face. you're getting exhausted but he's not planning to change positions, no, he's the King and he ain't doing anything. you're desperate, you clutch on that chain and squeeze your fist as he puts his warm hands on your shivering thighs... he encourages you teasingly to keep going... so you do until you're both dumbfucked and overstimulated and his cum is leaking out of you 🤭

[sansaorgana]

Can i ask for headcanons on what a friendship with helaena would be like? Both in Canon and Modern!Au.

-> I think being friends with Hela would be chill in general. No gossip, no drama... But that's kind of frustrating as well sometimes because you know, from time to time something or someone pisses you off and you want to vent to her about it/them but she doesn't seem to be emotionally engaged.

-> She loves to spend time with you in an almost complete silence although she also sometimes likes to rant to you about her interests like bugs or embroidery (or the TV show she's just watched or the band she's just discovered). Although at the same time I have a feeling she wouldn't always listen to you when it's your turn to talk, you know? I can imagine her pretending to listen to you but daydreaming about something else in the meantime. I have to admit, I do that quite a lot, too...

-> She also doesn't like going out much. Don't get me wrong, she's up for a walk in the park or even shopping at the mall (but not when there's too many people inside and only with you because bigger group would exhaust her). But if you want to take her out to a pub or a club, she won't be happy about it and she might even make up excuses to avoid that.

-> Since she's rich but she doesn't care about that, she would buy you some things like she'd pay for your coffee or the t-shirt you're buying while you're shopping together. She probably wouldn't get it why you're so "nooo, you don't have to" about it.

-> I can also imagine her being excited at the sight of you and your clothes. Clapping her hands while seeing you in your new gown or outfit (depending on an AU) and being the sweetest and the purest cheerleader for you. 🥰

[sansaorgana]

Do you think Aemond's temper would clash with a Baratheon!Reader? They have a reputation for being very proud and presumptuous.

💛 they're definitely like gasoline and matches

💛 they're both stubborn and they both have anger issues

💛 they would either be soulmates who always have each other's back and cause trouble together or they're enemies because there is only place for ONE drama queen

💛 if the marriage is arranged, I am certain she would be fierce at first to show him she's not easy to tame

💛 it would frustrate Aemond because for him the institution of marriage is a duty but he would also take it as a challenge

💛 she's got a loud mouth and she loves to tease, to push his boundaries

💛 when the situation is serious, she isn't playful anymore, however in stressful situations she can get impatient and angry easily, therefore Aemond has to make sure she's not causing some trouble on accident... although, as we could see with Lucerys, he is good at that as well

💛 they would be a disaster couple to be honest: people would sigh and roll their eyes seeing them together (however it's never boring with them around)

💛 in the most extreme possibility, they would totally cause chaos and destruction together

💛 with Lannister!Reader I liked to think of her as Lady Macbeth. with a Baratheon!Reader, Aemond and her are both Macbeth and his wife

💛 but I also have a feeling... if Aemond plays his cards right and tames his wife, shows her that he is worthy of her, that he can easily put her in her place... she might be the most loyal ride-or-die he's ever had

[sansaorgana]

imagine Aemond with a wife who had similar family dynamic to his.

• a wife given to him in an arranged union who is afraid of him – not because he's scary looking – but because she believes every man to be like her father. a wife keeping her gaze down and always being careful around him as she tries to please him with her looks and attitude. Aemond observes her and his heart is breaking every time she reminds him of his own mother. he would be nothing but gentle and attentive to her, proving that not all men are cruel husbands. he would soon watch this delicate, shy flower bloom while being showered with his love.

• or maybe she is mean and tough because she believes he's going to be like her father. it's her defence mechanism because she doesn't want to let him hurt her. however, he sees her one day when she's vulnerable; crying in her chambers. he asks what has happened and she opens up. Aemond realizes she is so broken and delicate on the inside actually. she thanks him for always being nothing but kind to her, even when she was acting awful. she thanks him for showing her that not all men are bad. and she wants to be nothing but a good wife to him from now on. he forgives her because how could he not? he knows exactly why she was acting this way and why she was hurting. but together they can start a new chapter full of love.

[sansaorgana]

imagine Aemond with silver haired little daughters sitting on his lap as they are playing with his hair and he is teaching them about history or High Valyrian language 😭😭😭

[sansaorgana]

I want to brush Aemond’s hair so bad... Just brush it before going to bed or in the morning and being like “yes, yes, honey, you would be such a wonderful king... mhm, of course, my dearest”

[sansaorgana]

imagine Aemond being like "mummy, can you pass me the salt?" by the dinner table, which would make both you and Alicent reach for the salt 🧂

[sansaorgana]

also imagine being Aemond's childhood friend or maybe his betrothed/lady wife and bothering him while he's studying history and philosophy. annoying and distracting him on purpose until he's all fussy. he'd be so cute like that.

[sansaorgana]

This idea has been floating in my head since the finale scenes at Storms End

but imagine Aemond’s wife being taken hostage, and when he (and his envoy) go to treat with the enemy, the bring her out, tied up, looking worse for wear. They tell Aemond and his envoy that unless he agrees to their terms they will keep her and have their fun, then send her back once they have all had their turns with the princess (maybe while some of their hands are roaming to provoke him), and Aemond seems so calm, but is really about to unleash fire and blood on these idiots who dared to touch his wife

no but Daemon would totally go for Aemond's wife. maybe he would fancy her himself because he is an asshole.

I don't know exactly what happens in the books so now I'm gonna let my creativity juices flow freely...

but imagine Daemon kidnapping Aemond's wife to Dragonstone because it's now Team Black's tool to win the war before the real fight begins. they can use her against her husband.

((bonus points if she's pregnant. she would try to hide it from Daemon because he would totally kill that baby in her womb as a revenge for Lucerys))

Aemond is going insane out of worry, so is Alicent. Otto sends a messenger to Dragonstone but Aemond can't stay behind, he has to go, too, despite his grandfather's protests ("it's a trap!")

when Aemond sees his lady wife being treated so poorly and threatened in his presence, believe me, heads will roll. he's trying to be calm and refers to Daemon's questionable honor. a duel should sort this out – just the two of them against each other.

on that famous day the whole Kingdom would find out which one is in fact the best swordsman in the realm.

you guessed it, it's Aemond.

[sansaorgana]

I just got an idea for a fic where your dragon and Aemond’s dragon fall in love first so you are forced to spend time together, but then I remembered it would be impossible with that old moody bitch (affectionate) Vhagar