#*proceeds to do it anyways*

[fair-night-starry-tears]

New au but imma drop the lore real good. It’s somewhat a combo to Smile Precures, power rangers samurai, and a dash of Cutie Honey. I present, Heavenly Eight Heroics. AND YES I HAD TO MAKE A SHIT UP SO PIPE IT AND READ THE CRAZY- and guess what. IT DOES RELATE TO NRC AND RSA BUT ITS FULL RSA AU WISE

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Long long ago, there was a kingdom of darkness. The ruler was of a selfish man, who wanted to plunge the very earth he stands into darkness. As he finds joy and humor through it, he was labeled a mad man. One who strives for chaos at the sense of free will. But this outburst and destructions, made a horrible impact to his own life. By the power of Eight heroes, they sealed the lord of darkness in a statue. Cursing this man to never see the light nor dusk. This was done by the eighth hero, the son of ape dragons. A heroic hero who vow to protect the world from darkness. However. As they finished the lord armies. They did not destroyed their undying determination. Years after years. Their spirit returns with a new host. But, this time. They stick to one very body. And used it as their own. Cursing their host to forever be their own bodies.

Though….. only one remain in a single body, she just so happen to change it every time to blend in. And obtained eternal youth and beauty to remain so young and beautiful, that no one can dare guess her being the daughter of that lord of darkness. Nor guess her intention to free him to help her dear father create his master plan. And she rules her seven lieutenants, who just as dangerous as of her. One who has brute power, strength, wisdom, stealth, beauty, shadow magic, and creation. But who are they? Well……

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“Come on, dear…… it’s been-“ said the lieutenant of poisonous beauty, sipping his purple concoction of death as he watches the leader rave and rant her rage. “We didn’t finish with the River of Despair!!!” She shouted, throwing a file to the lieutenant of shadows. As the boy sighed, “you know…. As the daughter of darkness, you presumed to be more lady like…” he mumbled. Getting another file to the face and taken it since he cannot argue with the leader of fucking chaos. The lieutenant of force agreed with his boss, “she’s right. We are meant to finish the River to our king. He’s barely enough to engulf his body. We need more tears of despair, if we want to get the world plunged into darkness.” He said. The lieutenant of strength laughed, “oh come on…… we got time, we just need to speed up the process!” He said. The lieutenant of stealth hissed to the idea of speeding up the process, “and risssk, for any slip up?!” The girl sighed, “he’s right. We need more negative energy…… all to free him….” As the lieutenant of strength stood up and held his leader close, he grew a brotherly bond to her. He knew her pain. “We’ll free him. I promise.” The girl sighed, but smiled. “I just can’t wait to see father look at our new beautiful world~!” Laughed…… Darling.

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HHAHAHAAAA GET FUCKED BITCHES

Me with this au: I’m going to create so much hell for this au

- Darling and her old friends are all the lieutenants and leader of chaos. And their passive skills is their title. Joseph is deeply immune to poison and drink it like it’s a sports drink

- Ambrose Pendragon is partially in this shit but so is his seven dorm boys and family.

Me at RSA Boys: prepare to get shit fucked boys! AND DRAMA

@adrianasunderworld @mangacupcake @writing-heiress @the-weirdos-mind @skboba-stars @nproduction626 @rose-tea-and-strawberries @anxious-twisted-vampire @yukii0nna @achy-boo @abyssthing198

[demaparbat-hp]

Their actual first meeting in the Kyoshi Warriors AU!

Katara had her Oh moment before exchanging a word with Jian Li, and while she gets over it in time (or, at least, convinces herself that she's not embarrassed by her initial reaction to him) this quasi-interaction haunts her for the first couple of days of their stay in Kyoshi Island.

It's just not fair that the place is full of gorgeous people! Or that he's not only beautiful, but also kind and awkward and respectful and dorky and—oh, La—she's in trouble.

[chiquilines]

In honour of mha ending, have some old (and i mean OLD) miryumi scribbles i never got around to posting. They were the main characters in my heart

[cranity]

head over heels

[teh-inggris]

I need to chew both of them like a stress toy

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

[arthur-lesters-left-arm]

yeah, i’m really into podcasts- what. what is an alpha male podcast. what do you mean the guys don’t whimper and cry? what the fuck is “beta male behavior”

…and there’s no murder? not even aggravated assault? or cannibalism? WHAT DO YOU MEAN “DOES HUMAN TRAFFICKING COUNT?”

[shima-draws]

One Piece where everything’s the same except Cora doesn’t die but Law’s still determined to absolutely beat the shit out of Doflamingo anyway. Cut to post Dressrosa where Law gets a VERY frantic phone call from Cora who’s like what the actual FUCK I saw the newspaper this morning you went up against Doffy all by yourself?? You promised me we would do this together you little SHIT do you have any idea how fucking scared out of my MIND I was when I saw the headline and I thought something happened to you, Law I swear to god, and Law’s like yes Cora I went up against him by myself, like HELL I was going to let him lay a single finger on you. And Cora’s like THAT’S MY LINE!!! You’re MY kid and I should be the one protecting YOU!! And Law’s like what with your shitty devil fruit powers? What could you have done? You would have fallen on your ass and gotten hurt or shot or worse and I’d be too fucking worried about you to focus on anything else. And Cora’s like this conversation is NOT over but I’m so so glad you’re okay. And he starts crying and he’s like oh my GOD Law you know how insane Doffy is I could have lost you. And I wouldn’t have even known until after the fact. And Law goes all quiet and he’s like I know I’m sorry but I could have lost YOU and I couldn’t handle that. I couldn’t. And Cora’s sobbing and he’s like I love you so much Law and Law’s like yeah. I love you too 🥺

Meanwhile the Strawhats witnessed this entire conversation and they’re like. Wow okay that was a lot to unpack. Law’s got a dad and they’re very protective of each other and apparently his dad is Doflamingo’s brother?? And Law literally dismantled Doflamingo’s entire criminal organization and DIDN’T bother telling his dad about it?? No wonder he’s pissed. And they’re also like awwwww we’ve never seen Law so soft and vulnerable before 💕 and Law looks at them and he’s like. You repeat ANY of what you just heard and I WILL kill you. And they’re like ‘Mhmm okay yup we hear you loud and clear. Btw what’s your dad like’ with the BIGGEST shit eating grins and Law’s like Okay! Killing you now!! And proceeds to chase them with his katana

[canonkiller]

more designs! these are all sold. really struggling with the ipad color difference as of late (my settings are right it's just the screen itself, and I hate it)

[jacobseed]

I hope that wasn't our last kiss. I'll take a thousand more if I could. you can

[canyoureallycallthisablog]

Oh yes my favorite duo, 'AAWEHEHEGWGWV 🥺🥺' and 'I'm barely tolerating your ass'

[vikdec4i]

lackadaisy textposts part. 1

[alackofghosts]

wolbert week day 1: a new life

a miracle is the sound of reality buckling

[i3utterflyeffect]

cursor selkie sc (due to some unlikely plot contrivance) in god with a bag of groceries au would be so funny...bystanders watching god pass by with a bag of groceries, followed by tiny god with a packet of cookies. adorable.

ANON... YOUR MIND..........

[messiahzzz]

When I came across that "joke" from Tav to Quill and Z'rell's comment (plus Halsin), I had to take a minute to process what happened. Gale might be a bit silly and eccentric but he's the kindest, sweetest and most passionate character in that party. No wonder the poor man has deep insecurities to solve, so many people reduce him to an easy target! Ofc one of the side effects would be overconfidence and ambition as a defense mechanism. He's obv lonely; only Tara and Morena ever loved him for him.

his eccentric nature might be a part of it. he is loquacious, outgoing, and doesn’t see the point in hiding his enthusiasm. he is considered to be the weird one. naturally, wizards in general being seen as somewhat squishy and physically weak might also add to it.

personally, i really don’t like the implications of the (widely considered) autistic-coded character being the one who faces the most ridicule by far by other characters and fans (and larian) alike.

some might disagree with me on that, but i don’t find it funny by any means either. mostly it just makes me feel bad. “he deserves it. cocky, arrogant, hubris-ridden wizard needs to be taken down a peg” like he isn’t… y’know… already at his lowest. it also disregards the fact that much of his bravado is part of his carefully curated Great Wizard of Waterdeep™ persona that he has skillfully adopted to mask his general feeling of being defective. being fiercely proud of your skill and knowledge and being doubtful of having something truly worthwhile to offer are mindsets that can coexist. according to fandom, gale is either secret hubris incarnate that is only waiting to be unleashed upon the world or pure baby that can do no wrong. instead of a character that is just as flawed and traumatized as all the others, but no less deserving of genuine love.

to me, the constant ridicule just reads as further feeding into his deep-rooted insecurities and his belief that he (as gale, the person) isn’t someone who holds inherent worth. it really, really doesn’t sit well with me.

[royalarchivist]

Maxo: I haven't received an answer. Is there no one else on the island? Is it only us and The Federation?

How are we going to find answers about this mysterious island? This island, with a challenging but beautiful landscape, has pushed us to find out what hides in its depths.

With each sunrise our hopes to find life signs beyond our little community vanish... leaving a void in our souls. This is the story of people obligated to stay on an island looking for answers and a path or the truth... in the midst of an enigma that seems endless.

As days pass by, our courage and determination are being tested by the challenges of the island revealing secrets that threaten our view of reality.

The members of the Federation, an enigmatic and almighty organization, seem to be the only ones who possess any information about this place.

But their intentions and loyalty-

[Subscriber TTS plays]

Silence!

But their intentions and loyalty are questionable. Will they guide us to the truth? Or will they guide us further into the abyss of the unknown?