#*opens the door*

[frcstwinded]

im just saying fellow kaeyas, whats stopping us from just sending variants at each other?

[cuccoamongdragons]

Nah, sorry fam. They got me.

Have you seen the real estate some of these ghouls got? AND nobody wants to solicit?

[thatsbelievable]

[pangur-and-grim]

Grim and Belphegor had an illegal meeting, so I'm allowing them to legally meet

[francisforever2014]

i take being a girl gentleman very seriously never forget that

[beckybarnes]

”Never ignore your gut feelings!” my gut feelings tell me that Freddy Fazbear is outside of my door at night

[notbecauseofvictories]

I don't know how strictly accurate this is, but one of the things I find shocking about watching historical dramas is how many people there are around all the time---according to Madame de... (1953) a well-off French household in the Belle Epoque maintains a workforce of at least 3, and the glittering opera has staff just to open doors. According to Shogun (2024) you can expect a deep bench just to mind your household, and again, people who exist to open doors.

Could people....not open doors in the past? Were doors tricky, before the standardization of hinges? Because otherwise, the wealthy used to pay a whole bunch of people to do it for them in multiple contexts, and I find myself baffled.

[pumpkin-magpie]

ghghh

yip.ie

[lotus-pear]

insufferable boyfriends for pride month yw

[willabee]

how does she look like this

[wandererthreatening]

I'm convinced that every Gizz song is written after getting baked and watching Hammer horror movies all night.

Every king gizz song is literally just

I am. A DEMON.

*flute solo*

IN HELL!!!!

DIE!

*flute and drum solo*

This is how it feelsssssss when you get killed by a demon.......

*mindbendingly good synth noises*

[a-door-to-somewhere]

If techno was alive he'd have logged on while jack and Tommy were having their emotional moment, waited for the shock to wear off, said 'technoblade' in chat and then logged off

[typhlonectes]

Leave Your Front and Back Doors WIDE Open All Night Day

via: Nicholas Conigliaro

[totalincandescense]

Im tired of them

[bet-on-me-13]

Danny has to work off his Sentence

So! Danny isn't the King of the Infinite Realms. And he is not above the Law.

Sure, he has many friends in high places, and he did defeat the King in single combat, but that doesn't mean he is above the Law in the way The King would be.

And unfortunately for him, Walkers Laws do actually have some backing.

Not all of them. Some are just laws he placed over his Lair and surrounding Territory, which he is really nitpicky about, but the Big ones he touts are the Laws of the entire Zone set by the First King. Don't Tresspass on Lairs without an official challenge, don't End a Realms Being without permission, Don't bring Humans into the Zone without permission, etc.

And Danny has broken quite a few of them, meaning Walker is entirely in his rights to put him away for a few Thousand Years. Thankfully, there is an alternative.

Since Danny wasn't wanted for any major crimes, Walker offered a different path for him. Danny was still one of the Strongest Ghosts in the Zone, and as the Portal was technically his Grave he had full authority to use it however he liked, so if he ran a couple of errands for Walker, he could consider his Sentence served.

All he has to do was round up a few of the Trouble Makers that had escaped his grasp by virtue of being in the Living Realm, and he would forgive his previous crimes.

So, Danny took him up on the offer. It was better than being constantly hounded by Walkers Guards. The fact that he could beat them easily was moot, it was extremely annoying and he wanted it to stop.

So he was given his First list of targets, and went on his way.

Ra's "The Demons Head" Al Ghul, for Tresspassing on Ghost Zone Waste Dumping Grounds

Solomon Grundy, for continued use of copyrighted poem, requested by copyright holder post mortem

Vandal Savage, for failure to notify the proper authorities about his absence on the day of his intended death

Jack "The Joker" Napier, Special Request by 1000+ Ghosts for purposes of Vengeance, Torture, and general Catharsis.

...interesting list...maybe he should have this through a bit more...